10 Things My Exes Did

That Don’t Sound Real

#1 - stalked My Spotify
 #2 - looked through my
conversations on Instagram
#3 - BEGGED for one of my books
because they wanted to know how
I smelled
#4 - cheated 14 times (ex 1)
#5 - cheated with their cousin
(ex 2)
#6 - wanted to kill their mom.
#7 - thought migraines meant i
had diabetes
#8 - wanted me to run away from
camp just because they wanted to
talk to me (this was when they
were on the cheating spree)
#9 - faked their death. twice.
#10 - sent pics of their sh