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Would you pay £22 TIMES2 9 reasons
why you
should get
for a packet of pasta? up early
Entente cordiale The King and Queen, in a Dior silk crepe dress and cape, with President Macron and his wife, Brigitte, before a state banquet at the Palace of Versailles last night.
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THE WEATHER 2030 ban on sales of new petrol and ishi Sunak’s election. Until now he investment in the
diesel cars would “cost consumers net zero has concentrated on industries of the
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more” by preventing a switch to vehicles speech was tackling inflation, future, and reforming
that are cheaper to run, saying it would designed to small boats, NHS public services.
reverse the policy. The party did not say set a waiting times and The idea is to create
18 it would restore a full ban on gas boilers. dividing line with economic growth as a clear dividing lines
14 22 Steve Reed, shadow environment secre- Labour on an issue means of showing with Labour and
tary, told Times Radio: “Labour isn’t that, until now, has that he can be trusted reunite the Tories’
going to put people’s bills up.” been largely the to deliver on his winning blue-and-red-
14 Ed Miliband, shadow climate subject of political promises. Now the wall coalition of 2019.
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16 secretary, argued that Sunak “simply consensus (Oliver aim is to start laying Yet it also presents
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sees net zero as an obligation to be Wright and Steven out what he would do risks for Sunak — a
managed, not an opportunity to be Swinford write). if he wins five more majority of the 2019
17 seized. That is the way he behaved at It is part of a wider years in power. coalition still support
8 the Treasury, and that is the way he’s strategy to try to The net zero net zero. It is a
behaving as prime minister.” position Sunak as the announcement is gamble but, given the
“change” candidate likely to be followed state of the polls, one
Sunny spells and scattered showers; against Sir Keir by others on that is politically
longer spells of rain in western Starmer at the next education reform, probably worthwhile.
Scotland.
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Why burying those bad thoughts can be a good idea after all
Rhys Blakely Science Correspondent behaviour and wellbeing perniciously,” a title that could be used to evoke it. For words. Others saw neutral ones, while a The study was relatively small and
said Professor Michael Anderson, of the example, if it involved a parent having third group was asked to dwell on their other experts warned that the approach
Forget talking through your anxieties University of Cambridge. “The whole to go into intensive care, the title could positive scenarios. might not be suitable for everybody.
on a therapist’s couch, the best way of point of psychotherapy is to dredge up be “hospital”. Before the training and three months But Anderson believes the results are
dealing with your fears might be to these thoughts so one can deal with They did the same for mundane later, they completed questionnaires to encouraging. “Nowadays you’re sup-
suppress them, according to scientists. them and rob them of their power.” “neutral” scenarios and for positive assess depression, anxiety and general posed to share everything and be open
Teaching people to maintain a “stiff However, an experiment by Ander- ones. The volunteers then got training mental wellbeing. Bigger positive about everything and to ‘process’
upper lip” by keeping negative thoughts son and his colleague Dr Zulkayda Ma- sessions for three days running. While changes were consistently seen among things,” he said. “But for a lot of the neg-
in check can boost their mental health, mat found when people were trained to looking at certain cue words on a those who had been trained to suppress ative stuff that comes across our minds,
according to a study that appears to subdue negative thoughts they tended, screen, they were asked to block out their negative scenarios. For instance, it’s simply not worth allowing it to occu-
challenge a pillar of psychoanalytical on average, to become less anxious and any images or thoughts the words the chances of depression scores wor- py our mental headspace. Far better to
theory. less vulnerable to depression. evoked. They were not given detailed sening were cut by nearly 60 per cent, keep calm and carry on.”
“We’re all familiar with the Freudian They recruited 120 people who were instructions on how to do this, but were compared with the group that had The results are published in the jour-
idea that if we suppress our feelings or asked to list 20 frightening but plausible asked not to distract themselves by blocked only neutral scenarios. nal Science Advances.
thoughts, then these thoughts remain scenarios that they had worried about. thinking about something else entirely. Nine out of ten of those taught the
in our unconscious, influencing our They were asked to give each scenario Some were shown only negative technique said they had found it useful.
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News State visit to France
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After the ceremony, the heads of state drove to Versailles where guests at the state banquet included the French singer Charlotte Gainsbourg,
above left, and Sir Mick Jagger and Melanie Hamrick, his girlfriend. The Queen and Brigitte Macron, below, held talks at the Élysée Palace
F
orget the gold Yesterday there was ensemble of France’s
ropes, belted certainly no doubt as première dame.
jackets and to whether you could Perhaps that was a
feathered caps pick Camilla out from given: Brigitte Macron
of the French the crowd. is known for her love
Republican Guards, Her shade of choice of skinny jeans,
yesterday it was was not red, white or trainers and sharp
Camilla’s regalia that — like France’s first blazers. She wears her
brought the most lady, Brigitte Macron nation’s native brands,
brilliance. — blue, but something too, albeit they are
That’s right. Pomp, a touch more striking: often luxury labels like
ceremony — and more bubblegum pink. Her Louis Vuitton.
often than not a head- Pepto Bismol-hued Yesterday she
turning flypast — is wool crepe coat dress welcomed the British
guaranteed on a state was the work of her monarchs in a neat
visit. But at the Élysée favourite British navy pencil skirt suit
Palace yesterday dressmaker Fiona with gold nautical
afternoon it was the Clare. It came with a buttons and black
Queen who really matching beret-style patent stilettos. The
stood out. hat from the London- jacket was cropped; the
At the King’s side on based milliner Philip skirt whip-tight and to
the couple’s first — and Treacy. He was trusted the knee.
delayed — official visit to make the headpiece It was a touch
to France, Camilla was she wore on her subdued next to
dressed head-to-toe in wedding day to Camilla, yes, but
Macron laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier one bright hue. It was a Charles, too. certainly chic.
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Consultants have been paid more than 4 Purpose, use (8)
£3,000 per shift to cover for striking
junior doctors at premium rates de- --------
manded by the British Medical Asso- 5 Misshapen (9)
ciation, it emerged yesterday.
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walked out together for the first time, A A A C D D D D
an investigation found hospitals were
paying far more for strike cover than E E F F I I I L
they saved in wage deductions. L M M N N O O O
University Hospitals Plymouth paid
nearly £1.8 million in cover, of which R R R S T T U V
£1.59 million went to consultants, over Solutions see T2 MindGames p15
the first three doctor strikes, the BBC Cryptic clues T2 MindGames p14
reported.
Hull University Teaching Hospitals
Trust paid £1.7 million. A spokeswoman Tube walkouts ahead
said it had been forced to pay rates de-
manded by the BMA to ensure cover, Thousands of London
which range from £161 per hour for a Underground workers will go on
consultant during a day shift to £269 strike on October 4 and October
per hour overnight. 6 in a long-running dispute over
The BMA said the rates “reflect the station staff cuts and working
market value of doctors’ work”. conditions, with the walkouts
The dispute looks set to expand — a timed to coincide with industrial
third group of medics announced plans action on the railways, the RMT
for an indicative strike ballot. union announced. Nationally,
The BMA said specialist, associate members of Aslef, the train
specialist and specialty (SAS) doctors drivers’ union, are also set to walk
would hold a vote to gauge the appetite out on October 4, in addition to
for strikes. an overtime ban across the
A cancer patient told The Times she rail network from October 2 to
had been forced to attend A&E this October 6.
week after her consultant went on
strike, missing a vital appointment to Manure treatment
discuss abnormal blood tests.
SAS doctors hold senior posts in hos- Researchers from the University
pitals but have not followed the tradi- of Sheffield have been testing the
tional training routes to become GPs or faeces of endangered animals for
consultants. The BMA said 15,600 SAS bacteria-killing viruses that could
doctors in England had seen real-terms help NHS patients to avoid
pay fall by 31 per cent in the last 15 years. amputations. Samples taken from
Last month the union said it would animals at Yorkshire Wildlife
move forward with an indicative Park contain naturally occurring
ballot unless it received a mean- bacteriophages, or “phages”,
ingful offer from ministers to Junior doctors and consultants went on strike yesterday, demanding their salaries be restored to the level of 2008 which kill bacterial species —
address concerns about pay, including superbugs — that are
career progression and work- Kirsti Underdown, 84, has a today. Your mum’s been moved to next Meanwhile NHS officials have set resistant to antibiotics and cause
ing conditions. Dr Ujjwala slow-growing cancer treated by week.” out plans to reduce the number of diabetic foot ulcers. These
Mohite, chair of SAS chemotherapy and Gibbons took her mother to A&E. direct hospital referrals made by GPs, untreatable foot ulcers result in
UK at the BMA, said needs regular ap- While the treatment there was “excep- instead boosting a system known as 7,000 amputations every year.
“the government has pointments to review tional” and the blood tests looked bet- “advice and guidance”.
left us with no her treatment. ter, she said it had been “the most This involves a GP sending a patient’s Evans given all clear
choice” by failing to She was advised by stressful day” and they were now wait- details to a specialist consultant who
respond. She said: her GP to check with ing for the next regular appointment. can advise on the best course of action Chris Evans has said that he is
“Being asked to do a consultant on The BMA is seeking “pay restora- before making a referral. clear of skin cancer eight weeks
more for less has Tuesday whether tion” to 2008 levels, calculating that Theresa Barnes, outpatients’ leader after his diagnosis. The Virgin
created a culture she should go to this would mean 35 per cent for junior at the Royal College of Physicians, who Radio presenter told listeners to
where we feel A&E for treatment. doctors. It has indicated it would accept is working with NHS England on the his breakfast show that he had
ignored, taken for Her daughter, Anita about 12 per cent for consultants. strategy, told the Health Service recieved an email from his
granted, and under- Gibbons, said the Ministers have set out rises worth an Journal: “I think there should be a surgeon which was then read out
valued.” time of the appoint- average 8.8 per cent for juniors and push to use advice and guidance in by Vassos Alexander, his co-host.
Consultants were ment came and went 6 per cent for consultants, insisting no preference to direct referrals, so we Evans, 57, said it had been “as
striking on Tuesday without a call. further negotiations will be held on pay. can maximise that pre-referral treatable as cancer can possibly
and yesterday, and “I rang the secre- Steve Barclay, the health secretary, interaction and deliver as much care as be” because he had caught it
junior doctors yes- tary’s number and has warned the union that it could face close to patients’ homes as they can get early. Urging others not to put off
terday, today and to- got through to the fines of up to £1 million if it took too it and without the delay of potentially getting checked, he said: “Time is
morrow. Both will receptionist who many of its doctors out on strike simul- waiting for a secondary care appoint- your biggest weapon against it.”
strike again, simultane- said . . . all appointments taneously, as part of a consultation on ment.”
ously, on October 2-5. have been cancelled for NHS minimum service levels.
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Motorist rams
dog with car
to stop attack
Tom Ball Northern Correspondent
A driver used his car to ram a mastiff-
type dog as it attacked a dog walker and
dragged him into the road.
Video showed the man being set up-
on by a large brown dog next to a busy
road in Sheffield while he held on to his
smaller pet, trying to keep it out of
reach. As the dog tried to pull him into
the road, a passing motorist mounted
the pavement and struck the animal
with the car’s bonnet.
Armed police were called to the
Handsworth area on Tuesday and
eventually managed to restrain the dog
and seize it. The man was left with seri-
ous injuries to his arm and was taken to
hospital. South Yorkshire police said
that a 53-year-old man from the city
had been arrested on suspicion of
having a dangerous dog out of control
and remained in custody.
The dog was believed to live at a near-
by property and is said to have jumped
over a wall before pouncing on the
passer-by.
Meeran Hassan, 40, who captured
the attack on his security camera, said
he had just come home from work
when he saw the incident unfold.
He said: “I’ve complained about the
dog loads of times to the police but
they’ve never done anything about it.”
Chief Inspector Emma Cheney
thanked members of the public “who
Natural horn shriller Allison Clark, Ripon’s first female hornblower, sounds the “watch” in the North Yorkshire city’s market square, a daily practice since the year 886 came to the aid of the victim”.
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Parents decide
missing school
is socially OK
Nicola Woolcock Education Editor times end up waiting in the car outside
as the school would often ring to say
Parents no longer believe that school is there had been incidents.
necessary every day as teacher strikes After receiving help from the school
and the pandemic have caused a “seis- and the charity, she managed to estab-
mic shift” in attitudes, a study suggests. lish a routine and he is now settled.
Significant numbers are taking their Faith, is now an advocate for SHS.
children on holiday during term and The Public First research found,
see such breaks as socially acceptable. however, that other families no longer
There are concerns about the num- believed 100 per cent attendance was
ber of children missing school in En- necessary.
gland — particularly those who do so “Parents agreed that every school
persistently — with the head of Ofsted day could not possibly be that impor-
saying that the social contract between tant, given that so much time had been
schools and families has been broken. lost to lockdowns and strikes,” it said.
Changing parental attitudes back “Moreover, there was a sense from
will take a “monumental” effort, ac- parents that other elements of their
cording to the study by the consultancy lives were just as important as attend-
Public First. It highlights findings from ing school, if not more so.”
focus groups with parents and con- A mother of two primary age child-
cludes: “Pre-Covid, ensuring your ren from Manchester said: “Pre-Covid,
Back of the net It takes skill to climb elegantly from a car in extreme heels, never mind an extravagantly netted dress. child’s daily attendance at school was I was very much about getting the kids
Thankfully Caprice, the American model, has had plenty of practice. She was attending The Sun’s Who Cares Wins Awards seen as a fundamental element of good into school. After Covid my take on at-
parenting. Post-Covid, parents no tendance and absence now is I don’t
longer felt that to be the case, and in- really care any more. Life’s too short.”
Clearing places for most students ever stead view attending school as one of
several — often competing — options
or demands on their child on a daily
basis, against a backdrop of a more
Another parent, the mother of a 15-
year-old from Bristol, said: “We always
took them skiing in February half term
to try and comply. Now I look back and
Nicola Woolcock missed the grades to get on to their cho- down slightly from the previous year holistic approach to daily life.” I think, why didn’t I just take them out
sen course. The admissions service but up from 2019. In total, 50,860 inter- An increase in mental health prob- for a cheap week in January?”
A record number of students have Ucas said more school-leavers were us- national students from outside the EU lems and the cost of living crisis are More than 22 per cent of pupils in
secured a place at university or college ing clearing to secure a new choice of have been accepted — compared with contributing to higher absence, the re- England were “persistently absent” —
through clearing. university or college after freeing them- 51,290 last year and 40,720 in 2019. port says, but the study found no evi- missing at least 10 per cent of school
In the 28 days since A-level results selves from a previous commitment. The countries from which most ap- dence to suggest that the rise in parents sessions — in the 2022-23 academic
were published, more than 38,000 This year 16,040 18-year-olds took plicants were accepted were China — working from home had encouraged year. The rate was 10.9 per cent in 2018-
teenagers have found courses through this route compared with 14,760 last with 15,180 this year, down from 16,720 more children to stay off school. 19, before the pandemic.
the clearing system, figures released to- year and 12,170 in 2019. In total, 67,990 last year — and India — with 4,960, up Researchers conducted eight online The report calls for fines for school
day show. This is almost 15 per cent students have found a place using clear- from 4,400. The number of EU stu- focus groups with parents of school-age absences to be reviewed and “potent-
more than the 33,280 last year, when ing, of whom 32 per cent declined their dents this year was 10,610, down from children in locations across England in ially abolished” as it suggests they are
exams were reintroduced, and more first choice and 30 per cent found a 10,910 last year and 30,040 in 2019. June and July this year. Research for the not working and adds that further in-
than the 33,000 who went through place after not meeting the terms of Sander Kristel, interim chief execu- charity School-Home Support (SHS) vestment in special educational needs
clearing in 2019, the last year in which their offer and being released into tive at Ucas, said clearing was widely and a small number of pupil focus and disabilities and child and adoles-
the tests were taken before Covid-19. clearing on results day. seen as being for students who “didn’t groups for the charity Khulisa also fed cent mental health services “will signif-
The figures include candidates who The remainder either applied direct- meet their offer”. He added: “This into the study. icantly improve attendance”.
turned down their first choice univers- ly into clearing or held no firm choice. couldn’t be further from the truth. To- Faith, 31, a mother of four from A Department for Education spokes-
ity to seek something else through Overall, 270,350 students have been ac- day’s numbers show the continuing at- London who was helped by SHS, told woman said regular attendance was
clearing, usually because they had cepted on a course, down from 275,390 traction of UK higher education across The Times she had struggled to get her vital for children’s education and that it
achieved better results than expected. last year and up from 239,460 in 2019. the globe and a return to normal oldest, now ten, to school as he was ex- had expanded attendance hubs and
The system used to be regarded as a This year, 31,090 students came from growth following the surge of demand tremely clingy after lockdown. On days provided help for schools on communi-
last-ditch measure for those who had the most disadvantaged backgrounds, during the pandemic.” when he did attend, she would some- cating with parents.
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Bianca Williams,
second from right,
won a gold medal
at the European
Championships in
2018. She and her
partner were
handcuffed and
had their car
searched by Met
officers in 2020
and detained them, the representing the Metropolitan Police been made of Mercedes alleged to have breached
Police ‘lied over tribunal was told. The
couple’s Mercedes was
searched for drugs and
director-general of the
Independent Office for
Police Conduct (IOPC),
force”.
Williams won gold in
the 4x100m relay at the
A-class cars linked to
drugs or gangs. The
officers rejected claims
standards on equality
and diversity during the
stop and search.
search of athletes’ weapons but nothing
was found.
said: “The director-
general will say that the
2018 European and
Commonwealth Games
that their actions were
based on discrimination.
Simpson, Clapham,
Bond and Franks also
Acting Police detention of Mr dos while dos Santos, a Monaghan said that face allegations that
T
wo athletes dos Santos, 28, say that Sergeant Rachel Santos and Ms Williams Portuguese 400m dos Santos “considers their actions amounted
were stopped, they were racially Simpson, PC Allan for 45 minutes, on the runner, competed at the that the police view it as to a breach of
searched and profiled by “aggressive” Casey, PC Jonathan road, in full view of their Tokyo 2020 Olympic suspicious for him, a professional behaviour
handcuffed in officers as they drove Clapham, PC Michael neighbours, was because Games. young black man, to be standards in relation to
front of their through Maida Vale, Bond and PC Sam they were black. Both rejected any driving such a car, the use of force. They
baby during a northwest London, on Franks are accused of “But in any event, it suggestion that they thinking that he must be are said to have failed in
confrontation with July 4, 2020, with their gross misconduct, which was excessive, would use cannabis, as a drug dealer or have relation to their levels of
Metropolitan Police three-month-old son in they deny. The officers unreasonable and doing so would end their access to illegal finance”. authority, respect and
officers “because they the car. face dismissal if the unjustified.” sponsorship deals. The panel was told that courtesy as well as in
are black”, a misconduct Five officers from the allegations are proven. She added that the The panel was told dos Santos had been their duties and
hearing has been told Met’s territorial support Speaking at the IOPC’s case would state that gang members stopped and searched by responsibilities. The
(David Woode writes). group “lied” about opening of the case that there was favoured cars with police since he was a officers deny the
Bianca Williams, 29, smelling cannabis when yesterday, Karon “institutional tinted windows and that teenager. charges. The hearing
and her partner, Ricardo they stopped the vehicle Monaghan KC, discrimination in the a number of reports had All five officers are continues today.
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Taking the floor Stacey Alleaume and David Junghoon Kim in a dress rehearsal
for Welsh National Opera’s production of La traviata, opening tonight in Cardiff
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Suicide of solicitor who would not charge the poor infection during transit. This presented
a risk of decomposition as well as a
health risk to the professionals receiv-
ing her body in the UK.
Will Humphries near West Tytherley, Hampshire, on was doing things for people that lowed to have county court convic- “The cause of death reported in
Southwest Correspondent December 9, about ten miles from his couldn’t afford a lot. tions. We always talked openly about Turkey was natural. In the circumstan-
home in Salisbury. A post-mortem ex- “He had financial problems because things but there was this side to him ces of a massive bleed in the abdomen
A solicitor who worked on cases free of amination found that he had died of he did things for free and he got to the where he didn’t tell us everything.” following the introduction of the in-
charge for struggling clients killed him- carbon monoxide poisoning. stage of failing to pay parking fines.” His father said that after Malin’s strument, the death is . . . unnatural.”
self after his low fees contributed to The hearing was told that the solici- Malin said his son’s debt amounted to death the family had about ten letters Addressing Regenesis, she conclud-
spiralling financial problems. tor had left a note on his phone reading: thousands of pounds. following county court judgments ed: “Action should be taken to prevent
Marcus Malin, 48, took his own life “I have got myself into a mess being that The solicitor was self-employed but against him. future deaths and I believe you have the
after fines, including parking tickets, I charged so very little. I would charge worked under the umbrella of a law The court was told that Malin, who power to take such action.” The firm is
amounted to thousands of pounds of a few hundred pounds, if anything. I did firm, which meant he could choose lived with his parents at the time, had under a duty to respond by October 30.
debt and bailiffs came knocking. so to help people.” cases himself. bailiffs coming to the door so frequently Regenesis claims to offer “quality
An inquest was told that the solicitor Michael Malin, his father, told the Before his death, Malin was contact- that they were fed up with it. healthcare at affordable costs to a
was well loved by his clients and often court that his son had been popular. He ed on an unknown matter by the SRA Jason Pegg, area coroner for Hamp- broader segment of people and to ex-
conducted cases free, particularly if said: “He was an individual who was — the regulatory body for solicitors in shire, concluded that death was by sui- tend quality care beyond national
they involved children, to help those always bright and happy on the outside England and Wales — which meant he cide due to financial problems. “Marcus boundaries through medical tourism”.
without the means to pay. but his mother and myself used to say might have been investigated. would put others first, probably trying Last week a coroner in Norfolk
Winchester coroner’s court was told we didn’t know him.” His father told the inquest: “Our to help those who had little money in warned of the dangers of travelling
that Malin had ended up in financial Malin said: “I think Marcus was par- thought is that the SRA probably con- times of desperation.” abroad for cosmetic procedures after
difficulties and had been due to be in- ticularly soft and he would go for cases tacted Marcus before his death and he The coroner said Malin was “bright hearing how Melissa Kerr, 31, died
vestigated by the Solicitors Regulation where children were involved and he knew it would end with him in a lot of and happy” but that his finances got on following buttock-enlargement sur-
Authority. He was found dead in his car didn’t have much money because he trouble because solicitors aren’t al- top of him. gery in Turkey.
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Christopher Robin and
his friends, set after
Pooh’s newest pal, Winnie-the-Pooh and
The House at Pooh
Corner.
the lifesaver dog Riordan is the author
of the prequel Once
There Was a Bear, as
well as Winnie-the-Pooh
P
ooh, Piglet and War. He was saved from Meets the Queen and the
Eeyore have a the Somme by trench recent Winnie-the-Pooh
new friend. fever. He wrote to say Meets the King.
Almost 70 years that Carmen had found a The new stories will be
after the death French germ in the illustrated by Mark
of the author AA Milne, trench and blown it on to Burgess in the style of
a new animal will join him. Four years after EH Shepard’s original
his much-loved that Christopher Robin drawings. Burgess
characters in Hundred was born.” illustrated the authorised
Acre Wood (Lucy Alan Alexander Milne prequel Once There Was
Bannerman writes). married Daphne 1913, a Bear, Return to the
A dog named Carmen and in 1915, despite being Hundred Acre Wood and
will make her debut in a pacifist, he joined the The Best Bear in All the
Winnie-the-Pooh: Tales army as a signalling World.
from the Forest, a sequel officer. He served briefly Cally Poplak,
to be published this in France, but he became executive publisher at
month. ill and was sent home. Farshore, which is part
The character is He was discharged in of HarperCollins, said:
inspired by the tiny 1919. He died at his home “Pooh and friends are as
stuffed toy Milne took in Sussex, in 1956, at the much a part of childhood
with him to the trenches age of 74. now as they were almost
in the First World War. It Riordan said: “It was a century ago: they
was a lucky mascot that fascinating to discover remain wonderful stories
he later joked had saved this little-known story to share aloud with
him from the Somme. about AA Milne, so it felt children and to inspire a
Jane Riordan, who appropriate to give this love of reading. So as we
wrote the book, was brave little dog a The new Winnie-the-Pooh stories will feature Carmen, look forward to
inspired to introduce place alongside in tribute to a toy dog that AA Milne took to war celebrating the
Carmen after reading an Christopher centenary in 2026,
article from the Sunday Robin and “We feel she’s earned toy, the new character Farshore is delighted
Express in 1966 in which friends in her right to enjoy the will be a “real” dog — to be publishing this
Milne’s wife, Daphne, our new peace of the forest, just at least, to the same collection of
spoke about the toy. stories. like all the readers who extent that Piglet is a adventures.”
Daphne Milne said: have been delighted by real pig. Winnie-the-Pooh:
“My husband took a toy the Winnie-the-Pooh Winnie-the-Pooh: Tales from the Forest,
mascot, a dog called stories over the years.” Tales from the Forest published by Farshore,
Carmen, to look after Although the real will feature seven will be available from
him in the First World Carmen was a stuffed adventures starring September 28
Coroner criticises trans clinic waits after death She wrote on Twitter/X: “Do you wish
you ever started a knitting business? To
[a] business woman. Assumption a
woman might find that easier than
Jaya Narain was told that a trans woman had killed Tavistock’s gender identity clinic. It Litman was found with multiple what she was doing. Assumption a
herself after spending almost three heard that the rising numbers of trans injuries on Undercliff Walk, near knitting business is easy to run.”
The NHS is not equipped to deal with years on a waiting list. patients meant that someone present- Roedean School in Brighton in the early Later in yesterday’s show, the pre-
the rising needs of transgender Alice Litman, 20, from Leatherhead ing for treatment today could expect to hours of May 26 last year. senter Justin Webb was criticised for
patients, a coroner has said. in Surrey, died in May last year after wait more than 20 years to be seen. The coroner said that she would assuming a chief constable was a man.
Sarah Clarke said that the services 1,023 days on a waiting list. She had been Dr James Barrett, director of the consider writing a “prevention of future During an interview with Webb,
available to trans people were “under- referred for gender-affirming health- Tavistock, said long waiting lists were a deaths” report. “It’s not about appor- Katy Bourne, police and crime com-
funded and insufficiently resourced”. care in August 2019 but was still waiting national problem and that clinics across tioning blame,” she said. “All of these missioner for Sussex, praised her chief
The training of people who cared for for an initial consultation at the Tavis- the globe were seeing an increase in services are underfunded and insuffi- constable. Webb then referred to the
trans patients, the lack of mental tock Centre in London. demand for care. “There are very many ciently resourced for the level of need chief constable as a “he”, which prompt-
healthcare and long waiting lists for The inquest at Sussex County Cricket people with remarkably similar situa- in our society.” ed a terse response from Bourne. She
treatment all needed to be examined, Ground in Hove was told that there tions to Alice,” he said. “The size She adjourned the hearing for two replied: “My chief constable is a she, by
she added. were more than 13,000 people on the of the population we’re dealing with, weeks but said that she would make a the way, I’m delighted for that as well.”
Clarke was speaking after an inquest waiting list for a first appointment at the the services aren’t big enough.” narrative finding on Litman’s death. The BBC declined to comment.
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hey came from archaeological research, many of the craft
naval docks to help to map the contain oil that may
and private wrecks. The work will leak and pollute the
moorings, from begin with a geophysical environment.
the high seas survey before divers are Firth said: “There’s an
and river estuaries (Jack sent next year to see the ongoing concern over
Blackburn writes). Small wrecks up close. wrecks releasing
and vast, military and “These wrecks are a pollution as they decay
civilian, more than 800 physical legacy to or if they get hit by
ships went to save the Operation Dynamo and something and there’s
troops at Dunkirk. all those it affected, some structural collapse.
When the men were including many who did There is also the
home, 305 vessels had not reach safety,” memorialisation aspect,
been lost forever. Duncan Wilson, chief as some of the vessels
From next week, executive of Historic were lost with very
however, some of those England, said. Among the troops brought home were thousands saved from HMS Havant, one of the vessels the survey will explore heavy loss of life.”
craft are to be The survey will look at Drassm has done
uncovered as an Anglo- 37 wrecks that have hope of finding some of wide range of utility the people on board. All investigated have similar work in
French mission to find been located, and an the 31 vessels thought to vessels, pleasure craft, of this will feed into new striking and moving Normandy, looking for
the lost ships of area near the Dunkirk be in the area. Most fishing vessels and so on.” content for the Dunkirk stories. The destroyer lost D-Day craft.
Operation Dynamo coast will be searched were British. The work is expected War Museum in the HMS Havant saved The new mission will
begins. Historic England for undiscovered craft. A Dr Antony Firth, of to produce video and town itself, and will be 2,300 troops when it need the same luck that
has been invited by multibeam echosounder, Historic England, said: photography from the used in the planning for went to assist the the ships got in 1940.
Drassm, the French side-scan sonar and “The vessels range in wrecks, bringing new a new Dunkirk stricken HMS Ivanhoe “We need some good
department of magnetometer will role from military discoveries about what memorial. Some on the on June 1. It got all the weather, that’s the main
underwater scour the depths in the activities, but also a happened to them and list of craft to be men, including the thing,” Firth said.
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Alzheimer’s
charities hail
Livingstone
Seren Hughes
Alzheimer’s charities have welcomed
the disclosure from Ken Livingstone’s
family that he is living with the disease.
Although Livingstone, 78, the first
mayor of London and the former La-
bour MP for Brent East, had largely re-
treated from public life in recent years
after more than four decades in politics,
he would no longer be available for me-
dia interviews, his family said.
They added: “Ken is being well cared
for by his family and friends and we ask
you for your understanding and to re-
spect his privacy and that of his family.”
The Alzheimer’s Society said: “We’re
grateful to Ken’s family for being open
about his diagnosis, which will really
help increase public understanding.”
Alzheimer’s Research UK added:
“We hope this will put a further spot-
light on the desperate need to find new
treatments for all forms of dementia.”
Livingstone became the first mayor
of London as an independent in 2000
and won a second term as Labour’s can-
didate. He left the party in 2018 after
being named in an antisemitism report. Beat literature Charlie Watts’s drums form a backdrop at Christie’s where the late Rolling Stone’s books, and jazz awards given to Charlie Parker, are to be auctioned
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foot in it with
draw our attention to the
fact that, where once we
put up statues to gods,
now we worship
mammon? If so, this was
a punchy move for a
M
will buy into the Wannabe aesthetic — ilan the mix were
but not to the benefit of Cox, who has Fashion python prints,
left comments addressing the situation Week ankle-bracelet
on the brand’s Instagram post. opened pumps, and a
He was joined by Sam McKnight, the yesterday with Fendi, ribbed textile
hair stylist, who wrote under the the Rome brand that appeared
Burberry promotion: “Gotta love a headed by the British to be towelling
@thepatrickcox”. designer Kim Jones. but revealed
Burberry’s shoe, left, and Patrick Cox’s Cox has not heard from the label and A series of simple itself on closer
does not plan to take legal action. He column dresses were inspection to
credit the Wannabe design. Cox told simply wants the brand to give him inspired, Jones consist of thin
The Times: “I’ve been copied a thou- credit. “The decent thing to do would be explained backstage strips of organza-
sand times — that’s fashion. to acknowledge it,” he said. before the show, “by the backed shearling.
“High street stores copying my shoes Burberry has already been criticised walk I take every Stealth wealth indeed.
is expected. This is different — it’s this week for closing much of Highbury morning when I am Designers like to talk
Burberry. I don’t think it’s a great move Fields, in Islington, north London, for staying in the city from about the importance of
for an iconic British brand in the middle days before its fashion week show. Resi- my hotel to the “ease” and “lightness” at
of a relaunch to copy another iconic dents complained that they wanted Colosseum. I wanted the the moment. Sure enough
British brand.” their park back. models to look like the Jones used both words
The Canadian-British designer, who The five-day takeover of Bond Street statues I see.” backstage. He also did a
has twice won British fashion designer Tube station, renaming it Burberry Four statues of a notably good job when it
of the year, lives in Ibiza. He was alerted Street, in collaboration with Transport different kind loomed came to delivering said
to the lookalike through messages on for London, was criticised for confusing over the catwalk, giant A statuesque qualities on the catwalk,
Instagram because his followers commuters and tourists. renderings of Fendi’s collection with with clothes that looked
wanted to know whether he was work- The collection was the second by bestselling handbag uplifts of luxurious but laid-back.
ing with the British luxury label. Cox Daniel Lee, 37, the Bradford-born de- styles. Like most luxury colour was The rich want to be just
has confirmed that he is not. signer who made his name creating labels, Fendi makes most watched by Demi as comfortable as the rest
He said he was “hurt” by seeing Bur- shoes and bags for Bottega Veneta, the of its profits from its arm Moore, Naomi of us these days, but they
berry’s post and agreed with the com- Italian label. candy. Indeed, some Campbell and also want to look and feel
menters who asked why Burberry had Burberry did not respond to a request would go as far as to Kate Moss the right kind of “more”.
not approached him for an official col- for comment about the shoes.
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f Liz Truss, still going strong on But in other circumstances she, in Wales. Sunak, on the other hand, gives
her tour to rewrite history, Sunak and the bean counters might The latter agreement has its critics, the impression of a man glancing
represents one wing of the Tory all have rubbed along rather well. If on the grounds that it will still mean anxiously at his copy of Friedman’s
party, who stands for the other? Treasury officials believe markets losing a lot of jobs and will make our
Rishi Sunak may have been the
only man obviously left standing
would bear it, after all, they would
always rather cut taxes than, say,
production reliant on imports of
recyclable scrap steel, which would
Sunak has little time as
after her immolation by bond market
last year, but it’s not him. In fact
fund a multibillion-pound nuclear-
power building programme. They
probably come from China. The
subsidy agreements may not be
investment decisions
Sunak and Truss, for all their bitter
rivalry, are on the same side of the
would always buy cheap over British.
They would always favour banks
perfect but they have started to
enshrine an important principle that
and the election loom
most salient debate about economic over factories, which is why there is a will be essential to making all of this Capitalism and Freedom and wringing
growth. No prominent figure has Treasury director-general for work: companies must not be paid his hands. He is letting policy
yet chosen to stand explicitly on financial services but none for simply to keep failing industries proceed piecemeal in another
the other. manufacturing. In this, the going and people on payroll but to direction, but only with reluctance.
The debate is about how Britain mandarins, Sunak and Truss think build new, cutting-edge industries Unfortunately, he does not have time
ought to respond to the decision, first as one. that can provide sustainable jobs. Like Liz Truss, Rishi Sunak believes to move so slowly. Neither
taken in Asia and now followed by Events have a habit of not co- They must be paid, however, as the Britain should go against the tide investment decisions nor elections
the US and Europe, to put government is tacitly admitting, to will wait. It would be better to
government largesse back at the
heart of economic policy.
We must make do avoid decimation by the tide of
subsidies from abroad. There are still
And, no doubt, there is still a deep
aversion in No 10 to the phrase
embrace change and find ways of
including elements of markets, such
Truss and Sunak both believe
fundamentally that Britain should go
with less and therefore major pieces missing, like policies to
bring down energy costs, a scale-up
“industrial strategy”. But faced with
the facts on the ground, others like
as their decentralised decision-
making and grassroots innovation, to
against the tide. They are techno-
optimists, with little interest in what
we must do it better of government financing for new
technologies and deciding quickly on
Jeremy Hunt and Kemi Badenoch
have shifted tack. Hunt, influenced
the new requirement for government
intervention.
they think of as backwards, operating with ideology, however. huge chunks of regulation for new by his adviser Kristen McLeod, who Accepting a larger role for the
retrograde activities such as Times have changed. It would be industries, such as carbon-capture developed a life sciences industrial government does not mean that one
manufacturing, and a Thatcher- better if we allowed our orthodoxies specifications. strategy before and during Covid, has to start drawing up Maoist five-
derived allergy to phrases like to change with them. Principles that There are unanswered, has even started using the phrase. It year plans. But it does mean moving
“industrial policy” and “subsidy”. might have served us well during a unpalatable questions: what to do may make Sunak uncomfortable on from the comfort of 1980s Tory
Truss may frame herself as an period of undisputed Anglosphere about the shiploads of electric cars but the dogma of non-intervention, shibboleths. Truss may be out of
anti-establishment iconoclast and hegemony are now past their shelf being dumped on the market by of “global markets always know government, but her ghost is still
Sunak as sensible guardian of life. Quietly, the government is China, for instance, and how to best”, is in retreat. taunting her successor. He should
institutionalism, but they actually shifting gear, but it is doing so in a withstand the onslaught of American All of this renders Truss’s put it to rest.
share in some of HM Treasury’s piecemeal, sheepish manner, as if giga-cheques flooding green interventions almost quaint. To be
most sacrosanct orthodoxies. hoping we won’t notice the odd industries. Everyone agrees we generous to the ex-prime minister,
The Treasury inculcates its junior billion shovelled out the door here cannot possibly match either country she did start putting a few building red box
officials and politicians alike with the and there. in scale; both appear able to waste blocks in place, such as an energy For the best analysis
belief that a good economy is one It began with £500 million handed billions and sustain the resulting supply taskforce, foolishly ditched by
where the government always takes to Jaguar Land Rover (JLR) in May debt (although for how long, few can Sunak. But fundamentally, faced with
and commentary on
a hands-off approach and where to build a car battery factory in say). We must make do with less, and the question of how Britain can the political landscape
unilateral free trade is always an Somerset. Without a decent therefore must do it better. survive in a completely new
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moved to London in the midst of of his authenticity. Grimes stems precisely from their public life. he corner of the country
Russell Brand’s surreal pomp as a Brand was not prescient about ignorance. The spirit of nervous consensus with the fastest-rising
public intellectual. Half of the much. Despite all the publicity, his To some 21st-century audiences, that prevails on modern campuses house prices isn’t a London
capital’s bus stops advertised his revolution failed to arrive. The being instructed in a complex issue means that academics are reluctant borough or a leafy suburb.
political treatise/extended brain predictions he makes on his by an expert is a patronisingly to take controversial positions. Most It’s Barry, the south Wales
fart, Revolution. At every turn, my YouTube channel (UFOs are coming, hierarchical experience. A certain younger lecturers are too insecurely coastal town of Gavin & Stacey fame.
attempts to begin a politically Bill Gates will seize control of food kind of viewer feels most comfortable employed, underpaid and crushed Its transformation might hold the
engaged adult life ran up against the production, etc) are . . . tenuous. But when the commentator is just as by bureaucracy to risk their fragile key to solving the housing crisis.
discouraging obstacle of Brand. I in one respect he was a prophetic badly informed as they are. careers in public debate. Their lives A decade ago, the residents of
would open my New Statesman to figure: Brand was among the first The state of that amorphous are ruled by the introverted Barry worked with the local council
find that Brand was its guest editor. phenomenon, “public discourse”, is preoccupations of modern academia: and the foreign owners of run-down
Or switch on Newsnight to discover
an exasperated Jeremy Paxman
Social media privileges not merely a fetish of self-important
newspaper columnists. It is — without
meeting arcane targets, publishing
in obscure journals, acquiring
docklands to hatch a plan. They
converted swathes of disused
trying to establish exactly when and
how the promised revolution was
the cult of personality wishing to get too excruciatingly
pompous about it — important to
exclusive jargon.
University vice-chancellors are no
industrial land on the shoreline into
a 2,000-home development complete
going to occur.
When Ed Miliband turned up in
over complex thought democracy. Wranglings on Twitter/X
and in magazines inform legislation:
doubt delighted to get plenty of free
labour and reassuring intellectual
with schools, colleges, shops and
cafés. Now, young families and
Brand’s kitchen to try to explain that symptoms of the cheapening of witness the speed with which the conformity from their staff but these Cardiff commuters are flocking to
democracy was a good thing, I modern public debate. Political banning of the American XL bully things come at the cost of a public the seaside town, kick-starting the
dutifully tuned in and wondered commentary was hardly Brand’s dog has gone from the obsession of a service that universities should be turnaround of an otherwise
whether the question hadn’t been most grotesque alleged transgression few journalists to the subject of a performing: leading and informing struggling area.
settled already. All this gave me a but it is one worth dwelling on. speech by the prime minister. our intellectual life. Dawkins was in What worked for Barry can work
somewhat confused impression of the Thanks to social media, anybody Many such arguments are his early thirties when he published for Britain. The rise of hybrid working
nation’s intellectual life (if I wanted can have a go at establishing ephemeral distractions but some The Selfish Gene. His modern-day means people are willing to tolerate
to get into the business of social and themselves as a serious thinker. Brand become part of a nation’s history: the successor is almost certainly longer commutes for a few days a
political commentary, would I have is hardly the only comedian who Dreyfus affair is a defining feature of drowning in grant applications and week, looking for attractive family
to grow my hair like that too?). yearns to evolve — like some sinister France’s 19th-century experience, fretting about the rent. homes and welcoming towns in which
At a distance of ten years, I Pokémon — into an intellectual. The just as the debate in Britain over “the And so public discourse is in the to put down roots. Former industrial
understand better what was going on. Australian comic Hannah Gadsby two cultures” (as CP Snow termed worst possible hands: comedians, sites around the coast could, with
Confronted with the democratising recently curated an exhibition on the sciences and the arts) is a crucial tweeters and assorted grifters. some government investment and co-
forces of social media and the anti- Picasso (gratifyingly panned by part of our postwar story. Journalists have their place but mine ordination, become prime real estate.
establishment spirit surging in the critics). The illusionist Derren Brown Conspicuously absent in modern is inevitably a profession of generalists. Many are within an hour’s drive, tram
aftermath of the 2008 financial crash, has moved into philosophy. Nish discourse are public intellectuals of Our all-too complex age demands or train ride of a city.
“the mainstream media” (to use Kumar has a politics podcast. Ricky the sort I grew up reading, watching brave expert voices more urgently The coast’s biggest asset is obvious:
Brand’s scoffing formulation) was Gervais has smugly installed himself and listening to: Mary Beard, than any other. Instead, we are left the natural beauty of the seaside.
panicking about its elitism, privilege as a partisan of enlightenment and Richard Dawkins, John Carey. All with the heirs of Russell Brand. Residents in seaside towns repeatedly
told my think tank, Onward, that the
thing that made them most proud of
Janice Turner Notebook their area was its beaches, parks and
sea views. One South Shields
resident boasted to me that his patch
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he Russell Brand saga has What shocked me most about outrage and said Baillie, reliant on manufacturing and
transported me back to his Noughties culture was the who was merely seeking Beware false prophets tourism. A new wave of coastal homes
T
Noughties heyday, when silence of the left. Far from an apology, should stop he other lesson from this affair would bring welcome investment to
newly launched lads’ mags denouncing lads’ mags, a new droning on. (Hyde is one I’ve practised my whole areas that badly need it.
Nuts and Zoo had taken “sex positive” feminism apologised this week.) life: never trust messianic men. A bold programme to build coastal
porn from the top shelf to right emerged that Her reaction (Nor women, although these are housing is a political no-brainer for
beside the till, with “win a boob job internalised their epitomises the hard left’s rarer.) If a guy claims to have all the the government. They can build
for your girlfriend” and how to break values. It saw the noxious goodies v answers, if he cares more about the much-needed homes without
down her objections to anal sex. At rapacious sex industry baddies mindset: Brand sound of his own voice than the touching the green belt, in a way that
the Edinburgh Fringe I sat through as empowering and was The Guardian’s guy cause he espouses, if he acts like regenerates left-behind areas and
endless male stand-ups making jokes pandered to the unbound (thus excused censorship) normal niceties (personal hygiene, supports struggling families. With the
such as Jimmy Carr’s classic: “Q: desires of men like Brand. so his victim therefore table manners, saying thank you) are stroke of a pen, Michael Gove, the
What do nine out of ten people Then Brand discovered must be a right-wing only for the little people, if he speaks levelling-up secretary, could launch a
enjoy? A: Gang rape.” Meanwhile that spouting Thomas stooge. Brand’s misdeeds of himself in the third person, has an scheme via his department and
300 lap-dancing clubs had popped Piketty pieties gained him were public, his lecherous elaborate wellness routine, a beard Homes England that would unlock
up on high streets across the land even wider adulation. He sexism around female and/or man-bun, wears thumb rings, new sites and bring in investors.
because in 2003 the Labour was crowned, in George staff discomforting, dark cowboy boots or (biggest of all red Brightly coloured posters of Britain’s
government loosened licensing laws. Monbiot of The rumours were starting to flags) a hat indoors, stand well back. coast are often found in vintage shops,
Objecting to all this was bitterly Guardian’s words, “the fly. Yet fame thinly It will save you not only from bad promoting holidays in Scarborough
hard: you’d be labelled a humourless best thing that’s gilded with socialism boyfriends and the thrall of cult and Blackpool. These towns can be
prude or compared to the Viz happened to the left gave him a seat next to leaders but the false prophets of aspirational and prosperous once
character Millie Tant. Lighten up, for years”. Woke bros the editor Alan Julian Assange, Jeremy Corbyn, again — but only with a bold move
babe, it’s just a bit of fun! A lads’ mag — who had always Rusbridger at a Andrew Tate and Russell Brand. from the government.
editor, a lifelong leftie, accused me of dismissed feminism as a Guardian news
“imposing outmoded sexual politics middle-class distraction conference, top billing
on a world that doesn’t fit any more”. from class politics or a brake at its public events, a @victoriapeckham
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ho could possibly energy to power prosperity. election due at some point in the such as the GMB’s general-secretary after news of the new deadline
have predicted that Although cleaner energy is a next year or so and the desperate Gary Smith taking a more realistic leaked. But motor manufacturers
a date plucked out terrific concept, it is going to take Conservatives trailing by at least 20 position. While Smith believes are not united on the subject: several
of the air by Boris decades to achieve and it depends in points in the polls. climate change is real, he says are closer to the government’s
Johnson to please part on storage capacity and On net-zero policy many voters position. Presumably they fear, as
his green wife and her friends
would end up causing so much
technology that is in its early stages.
In the interim we are going to need a
are, as one pollster describes it,
“cakeist”. That is, we share the
There is considerable Sunak does, an influx of cheap
electric vehicles flooding the market
trouble?
When in late 2020 the prime
lot of oil and gas, and new small-
scale nuclear plants.
Johnson position of being in favour
of having cake and eating it. Policies
risk in taking his new in the rush to 2030, making Britain
too dependent on China, the primary
minister at the time, never a details
man, announced that the ban on
That pragmatic insight seems to be
what powered Sunak’s decision to
to get to net zero are popular, but
show us the price of a decent electric
approach, of course source of imports. “This delay gives
us a bit of time for us and our allies
sales of new petrol and diesel cars vehicle or a heat pump and our correctly that policy must be to build up capacity,” a source
would be brought forward to 2030 it
was a classic piece of Johnson
Tories will claim that enthusiasm tends to cool.
With that in mind, Tory strategists
balanced to protect employment and
the security of energy supply.
in No 10 said.
Indeed, that leads me to introduce
boosterism. Thumbs aloft, he
declared Britain would race ahead
Labour will force us to want to create dividing lines with
Labour, emphasising to consumers
It is a position that is now not that
far removed from Sunak’s new
another possibility that might be
considered outlandish in these
of the EU and get to the destination
five years before Brussels and
switch to electric cars the potential costs. Sunak and his
colleagues will say Labour is the
stance. That is what makes this
week’s development so interesting.
feverish times, particularly in the
context of an election coming.
ten years ahead of Britain’s original adjust course. No 10 also became party that wants to force you to At last there is a chance that the Perhaps Sunak is motivated by
2040 target. convinced that the country is just switch to an electric car before it is country will get to a credible and thinking this is the right thing to do
Now back it goes to 2035 and Rishi not ready for the scale of the affordable, while simultaneously more reasonable national policy economically and geopolitically.
Sunak, having to clear up Johnson’s changes required, which is why we killing off gas boilers at high speed position, one that finds a way “There is a realism here,” adds the
mess, is getting the thumbs down are promised a proper plan to and making you get a heat pump between the fanatics who think we No 10 source, drawing an implied
from green critics who say his develop the critical national installed by Ed Miliband, the most are going to fry and those who deny contrast with Johnson. “We are not
decision to delay climate change infrastructure required. We’ll see. pro-net-zero member of the Labour the climate is changing. going to just name a date with no
targets is a betrayal and a disaster In his speech yesterday afternoon, shadow cabinet. There is a considerable element of idea how to do it.”
for the planet. Sunak tasked ministers with This presents the opposition with a risk involved for Sunak in his new After years of Johnson and other
This is nonsense, I’m afraid. Not speeding up an overhaul of the fascinating dilemma ahead of next approach, of course. The most green leaders not facing up to the realities,
only has the prime minister opened a national grid. It means, he says, year’s election. Even if Miliband Tory MPs have already attacked him. that, at least, is refreshing.
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that it is acceptable for guests to take Sir, I appreciate Katharine movie themes should omit Ennio
hotel toiletries from bedrooms because Sir, The vision of ageing well in Birbalsingh’s anxiety expressed in her Pick of the week Morricone’s scoring of the Dollar
they are included in the price. That is Sweden painted by Alice Thomson is interview (news, Sep 16) with Nicola Listen to The Times letters editor read trilogy. Who can forget the haunting
the case for the small disposable one we would like to see replicated in Woolcock, about how reducing or out the best of the week’s opening bars of A Fistful of Dollars?
bottles, which are now being phased the UK. However, we need to see replacing GCSEs might increase correspondence just after 8.20am Tom Stubbs
out by many businesses for ethical significant societal change to achieve educational inequity, but it is today on Times Radio Breakfast Surbiton, Surrey
reasons. However, wrenching large this. Ageism remains prevalent in the troubling logic to affirm that because DAB radio, online, smart speaker and app
bottles of refillable Molton Brown
products off the bathroom walls is Winking organist
simply stealing. When confronted with
the warning of an impending credit TRIUMPH OF Mr Brown on a certain victory. The
weather was stormy and chilly, but a
about it that is fascinating.
The pleasure of watching grows Sir, I can understand David Williams’s
card charge, the usual reaction is one
of affront and denial. SCOTTISH good deal better than yesterday, and
good enough to allow a large
upon one. Far too soon does one
begin to think that one understands,
frustration with facial recognition
software (letters, Sep 18 & 19) but as a
Carolyn Armstrong
Director, Headland Hotel, Newquay SHEEPDOG concourse of people a sight which
doubtless gladdened the heart of Mr
and even to try assigning marks on
one’s own account. But there is this
church organist, when both hands and
feet are occupied I rely on facial
James Reid of Airdrie, the energetic to be pleaded in excuse. The people gestures to turn music pages on my
secretary and treasurer, and his about one are so keen and so laptop. If I twitch my mouth to the
Letters to The Times must be exclusive from the times september 21, 1923 assistants. knowing in their sport that they right it turns the page forward, and if
and may be edited. Please include a full The championship course is gladly share their knowledge and to the left, backward. The same is
address and daytime telephone number. The International Sheep Dog different from the qualifying course of give meaning to every detail. I hope supposed to be true of each eye but the
Society’s championship was won at the previous day. Each dog has not that nothing I may have written software doesn’t recognise my winking.
Knavesmire today by Mr George P five, but 20 sheep to manage. They yesterday gave the impression that Laura Lockwood
Corrections and Brown, of Oxton, with his dog Spot. are unpenned in two lots of ten each, these marvellous dogs are mean to Seaton, Devon
clarifications This is the first time the and when the dog has found one far- look at. On the show bench they
championship has been won by a off lot and brought them to a could be nowhere, but Mr Roberts’s
Scottish competitor, and the first
time it has been won by a hired
specified place, he must leave them
there and go to find and bring up the
dog Juff, from Wales, who won the
prize for the best type of dog, had
I’ve been worse
The Times takes
complaints shepherd. Spot, a dog 33 months old, other ten. One was struck by the decided claims to beauty, and so had Sir, Carol Midgley writes that the
about editorial was bred by Mr Brown himself. difficulty some dogs had in finding some others. British response to an inquiry after
content seriously. We are committed to There had been one or two very fine the sheep and how close to them a The scene at the close of the one’s health is: “I’ve been worse, I
abiding by the Independent Press performances during the day, but dog could come without detecting meeting was a little marred, but by suppose” (Times2, Sep 20). If only it
Standards Organisation (“IPSO”) rules Spot’s, which came last of all, was so them. When this outrun goes wrong no means ruined, by a storm of rain. were. The stock response nowadays
and regulations and the Editors’ Code of obviously supreme that the applause it is a heartbreaking sight. When it seems to be “I’m good”, to which one is
Practice that IPSO enforces.
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Leading articles
Nature notes
A small party of
birds were foraging
for seeds in the high
Grasping the Nettle
hedge. To keep in
touch with each Rishi Sunak is right to recognise reality and push back damaging and unachievable
other they called
out constantly. deadlines on the green transition. But net zero by 2050 should remain the goal
These contact calls were delivered sotto
voce but had a musicality that could only be Those disappointed by Rishi Sunak’s sensible neglected in favour of faddish radicalism: to lumber ministers set out precisely how they intended to re-
made by a linnet. Sure enough, one of the decision to delay the deadlines that set the pace of working people with the costs of net zero is to place the gas and oil boilers in inner-city and rural
party rose into view, feeding on some ash the British economy’s transition to net zero should undermine the public consent that is so vital for homes with heat pumps, and the cost of doing so.
keys — a linnet. Just as its autumn voice is a not blame the prime minister. It was Boris Johnson, consensus on the environment. “There’s nothing Delaying the ban on new petrol and diesel vehicles
subdued version of the songbird’s full playing as statesman as the United Kingdom ambitious,” Mr Sunak said yesterday, “about to 2035 not only aligns Britain with the EU, but buys
chiming melodies heard in spring, the prepared to host the Cop26 climate summit, who simply asserting a goal for a short-term headline the industry time to ensure a smooth transition.
linnet’s usually striking appearance was rushed forward by a decade the ban on new petrol without being honest with the public about the That assessment is not one shared by British
rather dowdy. The bold crimson on its crest and diesel vehicles. It was Theresa May, in the final tough choices and sacrifices involved.” He is industry in its entirety. Some manufacturers, such
and breast had faded to a few streaks; its rich weeks of her premiership, who led the desultory 90 correct. Mr Johnson, ever preoccupied with grands as Ford, accuse the government of undermining
brown was grey. The birds were enduring minutes of parliamentary debate that waved a projets in service of his own ambition, seized investor confidence. They make a fair point. Mere
the annual moult. jonathan tulloch legally binding 2050 net zero target on to the upon the green agenda. But, ever since, ministers weeks have passed since Michael Gove, the levelling
statute book. Both decisions were symptomatic have willed the ends without acknowledging the up secretary, insisted that the 2030 deadline for
of a political culture that has persistently failed to sacrifices demanded by the means. petrol vehicles was “immovable”. Mr Johnson’s
Birthdays today reckon with the true costs of a policy that will It is unjustifiable that the means — the ban on hubris notwithstanding, some 34 per cent of
fundamentally reshape the Britain’s economic petrol cars by 2030, the ban on gas boilers by 2035 British emissions now come from transport.
Sir Curtly Ambrose, landscape. — should burden most those of limited resources. Ministers must ensure the additional time is used
pictured, cricketer, played To criticise Mr Sunak’s predecessors is not Britain is responsible for a tiny fraction of global to build charging infrastructure fit for the future.
98 Test matches for to question the wisdom of the government’s carbon emissions. Working people dependent on It is now for Mr Sunak to make good on his
West Indies, 60; Ian commitment to achieving net zero by 2050. petrol vehicles cannot be held responsible, still less promise of achieving net zero by 2050 without
Albery, theatre Indeed, that is a distinction Mr Sunak was careful impoverished, for the sake of appearances. Mr impoverishing those with too little to give. The
impresario, honorary to draw as he levelled with the public yesterday. To Sunak understands this is as much about social grants he promised to low-income households
vice-president, Sadler’s walk away from the green agenda now endorsed justice as environmentalism. Hence his promise unable to afford heat pumps are a good start. They
Wells Foundation, chief across the West would be a myopic act of political of no new taxes on flying. It is also a question of should be followed by investment in onshore wind
executive, Sadler’s Wells (1994-2002), 87; cynicism, not to mention economic self-harm. practicality. Owners of electric vehicles will know and nuclear. That, for all the outrage, will amount
Marcus Binney, architectural historian, Any fair reading of Mr Sunak’s address must from bitter experience that this country’s charging to a more substantial legacy than Mr Johnson’s
president, Save Britain’s Heritage, 79; Jerry acknowledge that he did no such thing. Instead he infrastructure is woefully underdeveloped and hollow boosterism. The prime minister deserves
Bruckheimer, producer, the Pirates of the confronted a truth politicians of all parties have unready for the mass switch to them. Nor had credit for grasping the green nettle.
Caribbean film series, 80; Lord (Harry)
Carter of Haslemere, government lawyer,
65; Ethan Coen, film-maker, No Country for
Old Men (2007), 66; Shirley Conran, writer,
Superwoman (1975), 91; Don Felder,
musician, the Eagles (1974-2001), Hotel
Brand Mismanagement
California (1977), 76; Liam Gallagher, singer,
Oasis, Definitely Maybe (1994), 51; Chris The BBC has been hypocritical in its handling of allegations against Russell Brand
Gayle, cricketer, West Indies (2000-14), 44;
Ian Green, chief executive, Terrence Higgins Allegations that the comedian Russell Brand raped manifestly troubling behaviour is, however, evaporated as an internal inquiry was announced.
Trust (2016-Mar 2023), 58; Pedro Serrano, a woman and sexually assaulted or emotionally already a matter of public record. Broadcasts from The BBC has also failed to observe its obligations
EU ambassador to the UK, 62; Michael abused other victims — first published last weekend his time as a presenter on BBC Radio 2 reveal him under the Freedom of Information Act in its
Hirst, screenwriter, Vikings (2013-20), 71; Sir after a four-year investigation by this newspaper, making derogatory remarks about a female news- inadequate response to two disclosure requests. The
Emyr Jones Parry, chairman, Wales The Sunday Times and Channel 4’s Dispatches — reader, describing her as “erotic” and saying he first concerned the history of internal complaints
Millennium Centre (2010-16), and former are deeply troubling. This is not just because of their would like to “go under the desk” while she was about Mr Brand. The BBC refused to answer on the
diplomat, 76; Nyree Kindred, swimmer, inherent seriousness, but also because of mounting reading the news. In another broadcast, Mr Brand pretext that doing so would compromise his “per-
two-time Paralympic gold medallist (2004), evidence that Mr Brand’s alleged transgressions can be heard joking with Jimmy Savile about sonal data”. It also refused to release complaints
43; Stephen King, author, The Shining (1977), were part of an established pattern of unprofessional ordering his personal assistant to give him a made via its whistleblower hotline. That the BBC
76; Nick Knowles, TV presenter, DIY SOS behaviour that was widely noticed and should have “massage”. Added to this are accusations that Mr has now committed to a “fully transparent investi-
(1999-2018), 61; Simon Mayo, presenter, BBC been stopped. Instead, he seems to have been Brand exposed himself in his radio studio and gation” suggests these excuses were always flimsy.
radio (1982-22), and writer, Tick Tock (2022), allowed to abuse his position of power in plain urinated in front of production staff and guests. It A second FOI request about an internal report
65; Juanjo Mena, chief conductor, BBC sight, with his often predatory and inappropriate is also alleged that he used the BBC’s car service to from 2008, overseen by Mr Davie, into the on-air
Philharmonic (2011-18), 58; Bill Murray, behaviour an open secret within the organisations pick up a 16-year-old girl from her school at a time treatment of the actor Andrew Sachs by Mr Brand
actor, Ghostbusters (1984), Lost in Translation employing him. He has denied the claims. when the pair were having a sexual relationship — was acknowledged in February this year but then
(2003), The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014), 73; As the national broadcaster, paid for via a which she now alleges amounted to grooming. ignored, putting the BBC in breach of its statutory
Ben Proud, swimmer, two-time gold compulsory licence fee, the BBC must prove that it This leaves serious questions for the BBC. It is duty to respond within 20 working days.
medallist, World Championships (2017, takes credible accusations about this abuse of power hardly encouraging that its response thus far has The BBC trumpets its record as a fearless seeker
2022), five-time gold medallist, seriously. Urgent questions must be answered been dilatory and ineffectual. When invited to after truth and it is only too happy to punish a lack
Commonwealth Games (2014, 2018, 2022), as to how historical complaints about Mr Brand’s comment on the allegations about Mr Brand’s of transparency in those it investigates. But, as in
29; Edgars Rinkevics, president of Latvia, behaviour were handled. With this aim in mind, behaviour in the week before their publication, the the case of Huw Edwards, such openness is sadly
50; Kevin Rudd, prime minister of Australia Tim Davie, the corporation’s director-general, broadcaster said assessing the issues was a lacking when the corporation and its employees,
(2007-10, 2013, now ambassador of Australia has rightly announced an internal inquiry which “challenge” since they concerned “a time period present and past, are the subjects of legitimate
to the US), writer, The Avoidable War: The “is to be totally transparent”. Some of Mr Brand’s from 15 to 20 years ago”. But after this the “challenge” journalistic inquiry. This is hypocrisy.
Dangers of a Catastrophic Conflict Between
the US and Xi Jinping’s China (2022), 66; Ian
Stuart, chief executive, HSBC UK Bank, 60;
Joe Wicks, personal trainer and TV
presenter, The Body Coach, 38. Happy Days
On this day Suppressing negative thoughts may not be emotionally damaging after all
In 1931 the Bank of England and the For many years, the received wisdom, in British University of Cambridge argues the old ways may languishing as a mere platitude, “looking on the
government agreed to suspend the gold culture at any rate, about what to do when feeling have some merit after all. Volunteers were trained bright side” might be a workable strategy for
standard, which was linked to the value of blue could be summed up as “think happy to block, or at least de-vivify and de-intensify, alleviating some forms of mental ill-health.
sterling. Confidence in sterling had collapsed. thoughts instead”. Anxieties, worries, fears — all images and thoughts they found distressing. The study is, admittedly, a small-scale one. Its
should be suppressed in favour of “cracking on”, When these participants’ mental health was authors emphatically do not advocate a return to
“pulling your socks up”, “counting your blessings”, subsequently measured on various indices, it was the bad old days of “cheer up, it might never
The last word take your pick. Over recent decades, as Freudian found to have improved. The findings suggest the happen”, still less the even worse, even older days
ideas formed a new orthodoxy in mental health hugely optimistic possibility that a sunny, or at of “snap out of it!”. No one endorses that approach,
“When will our consciences grow so tender treatment, such exhortations came to be seen as least, a sunnier, disposition can be learnt. certainly not this newspaper, which has long cam-
that we will act to prevent human misery not just facile, but dangerous. Negative thoughts, While some lucky people may be born as paigned for mental ill-health to be de-stigmatised.
rather than avenge it?” Eleanor Roosevelt, the current consensus holds, must not be buried, glass-half-full characters, it would be excellent Talking and pharmacological therapies will always
widow of President Franklin D Roosevelt, but confronted. Hiding anxiety makes it worse. news if those who are naturally more doom-laden have their place. But so might the notion that
from her My Day newspaper column, 1946 Now, however, a new study by scientists at the could, with practice, become less so. After years judicious repression is not always such a bad thing.
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Chaos and death in just
another sliver of war
Anthony Loyd reports almost celestial on the captain’s screen
— hid themselves in undergrowth to
Russian-held territory the remaining soldiers aboard; all but
one had been hit. The voices became
Ukrainian UKRAINE
from a command post on escape the attention of any Russian
drones. They were diligent in their
counteroffensive
more desperate.
“The boat is hit!”
the Dnipro River work, pulling foliage over themselves Dnipro River “F*** me, what’s going on? Tell me
until their glow disappeared. what the f*** is going on!”
as a mission goes The captain grunted briefly in satis- Nova
“Is anyone left alive on the boat?”
faction, and in the calm before the Kherson “Come and get us! Come and cover
terribly wrong storm he shared recent clips of his
Kakhovka
us!”
drones killing Russian infantrymen on “Is anyone coming my way? We’re
The speedboat pulled away from the the island. getting f***ing torn apart!”
riverbank with five Ukrainian soldiers Unlike the huge armoured and artil- Five miles
As the voices and gunfire over the
crouched low inside, barely visible in lery clashes across the blitzed land- radio entered the little room, doves
the moonlight. Yet as it moved along scapes further north, here in the lower cooed in the morning light outside.
the river, enemy eyes on the other side Dnipro valley the war is of small boats, gunfire both Ukrainians fell, badly Sitting at the table, a lonely figure of
watched its progress, planning the drone bombs, night raids, light infantry wounded. As their comrades tried to command, the captain began to unpick
men’s destruction. and incursions as the Ukrainians seek reach them, another soldier was killed. the chaos of it all, calling in mortar fire
Watching too that night, on a live to gnaw away at Russian units on the “They will hit us from behind, they will on the Russian trenches and ordering
feed from a Mavic drone transmitted to banks and islands of the Dnipro’s east- hit us from behind . . .” a soldier shouted help from another unit close at hand.
his command post in a nearby farm- ern side. The landscape is different too: over the radio, competing with the Yet only two men responded to the call
house, was a captain in his late twenties marshy and densely vegetated, crusted crackle of machinegun fire. and moved forward to help his belea-
with a handful of his men, all members by flood damage and fallen trees in the “We’ve got a 200,” someone called, guered patrol: the rest stayed where
of a specialised Ukrainian intelligence aftermath of the summer’s Kakhovka using the code word for a death. they were.
unit. This was his mission. dam blast. More soldiers were wounded. The Soon, of the patrol’s ten men, one was
The improvised operations room was The unit’s drone footage from the captain ordered his men to break from dead and five were wounded, some
small and dusty, with peeling beige previous week was graphic: Russians in contact and withdraw towards the mortally. For the quick-reaction force
wallpaper, a table and sofa. A couple of a small boat were blasted and bombed; bank, calling in fire from a mortar to in the boat, the casualties were even
Polish assault rifles lay in one corner. a Russian soldier crawled through trees cover them. The drone feed was mo- worse.
The captain sat at the table with a lap- as a grenade fell from a Mavic; another mentarily interrupted as a Mavic was The tempo of the fight rose then fell,
top, a tablet and radio handset beside lay ablaze in his observation post, his brought down by a Russian signal jam- then finally dropped away. The captain
him, watching the drone feed. flaming arm waving. “The Russians mer. Another Mavic took over. A got all his men back eventually: the liv-
What unfolded on the screen was no made a mistake storing the ammuni- Ukrainian soldier lay incapacitated in ing, the dead and the wounded. He
huge battle, no triumph of arms, only tion in their position,” the captain ob- the undergrowth. made sure there was payback too, call-
another bloody sliver of war: a recon- served. The two wounded scouts were call- ing in a final barrage of mortar fire on to
naissance patrol, probing Russian posi- A little before dawn, as the light out- ing for help over the radios, insisting the Russian trenches, which over the
tions on the eastern side of the River side turned from black to grey, the there was a safe route to pull them back, past few days have been further hit by
Dnipro, and the moments of chaos and green figures on the captain’s drone but there was confusion as to whether repeated drone strikes. He even man-
violence that soldiers endure daily feed emerged from cover and began to they could be rescued, or whether the aged to get the bodies of two soldiers
along Ukraine’s 600-mile front line. patrol forward. The island was a couple Russians were forcing them at gun- killed on the boat recovered from the
The plan was simple. “We’ve killed of miles long and the Ukrainian patrol point to lure their comrades into a trap. currents of the Dnipro.
about thirty Russians in the last few was searching, not for a fight, but to “I could see Russian muzzle flashes Yet by the time the seriously wound-
days using drones,” the captain said locate the Russian positions. just ten metres away from where they ed had succumbed to their injuries, six
before the mission. “So I’m putting two Soon the glowing figures found a lay. It could have been a trap,” the cap- of the fifteen men involved in the oper-
teams of my guys on to the island to see dead Russian. It seemed a positive sign: tain said later. ation were dead and five were hurt.
if they can locate how far the Russians if the Russians had left their dead there, It got worse. The captain ordered his Among the dead was a national hero
have pulled back.” they must be far away. quick reaction force, ready and waiting who had been awarded Ukraine’s high-
At first all went smoothly. The speed- It was anything but. The figures on in another speedboat, to cross the river est gallantry award for his courage
boat left the west side of the river, held the screen suddenly scattered. The and lay down some covering fire. Yet no under fire.
by the Ukrainians, from a concealed radio chattered into life. A stressed and sooner had the speedboat set off than it Afterwards, I thought of Ernest
launch point. It dropped the first group breathless Ukrainian soldier called in a was raked with machinegun fire from Shackleton’s musings about the loneli-
of soldiers on an island on the east side, contact report as gunfire crackled over concealed Russian positions along the ness of command as I recalled the calm-
held in part by the Russians, under the air waves. bank. Two Ukrainian soldiers fell dead ness, under hideous pressure, of the
cover of darkness, then repeated the Two Ukrainian soldiers, scouts at the into the river. captain. But the most abiding impress-
drop with another small group. front of the patrol, had come upon a For a moment a drone hovered over ion was the terrible intimacy of being in
The next phase went well too. The large group of Russian soldiers lying in the boat as it lay listless among the the company of strangers as they
patrol — glowing figures who appeared concealed positions. In the eruption of reeds. There was no movement from watched their comrades die.
Zelensky tells UN
Russian veto is
causing deadlock
United States their grain exports. The three countries
have banned the import of grain from
Marc Bennetts
Ukraine because of fears of unrest
Paulina Olszanka Wroclaw
among their farmers.
Will Pavia New York
A similar EU-wide ban was lifted last
President Zelensky has urged the week, with the European Commission
United Nations to strip Russia of its saying it was satisfied Ukrainian ex-
right to a veto at the security council ports would no longer adversely affect
following the Kremlin’s “criminal” war the EU market. The Polish embargo
in Ukraine. was imposed a month before elections,
Russia has been one of five perman- with the governing Law and Justice
ent members of the UN council since party afraid its traditional supporters
1991, when it inherited the status from might prefer smaller populist parties.
the Soviet Union. The others are Brit- Zelensky, who was speaking in per-
ain, China, France and the United son at the UN for the first time since the
States. invasion, said Russia had “illegally”
“Veto power in the hands of the taken on the Soviet Union’s powers of
aggressor is what has pushed the UN veto through “manipulations” after the
into a deadlock,” Zelensky told the collapse of the communist state. He
council yesterday. “It is impossible to said the veto was taken “by liars whose
stop the war because all efforts are job it is to whitewash aggression and
vetoed by the aggressor or those who genocide”.
condone the aggressor.” Stripping Russia of its veto raises
Two days after Russia invaded last numerous obstacles and would face
year, it vetoed a security council resolu- almost certain opposition from China.
tion that would have demanded it with- Beijing received its veto powers in 1971
draw its troops and cease all attacks on after the UN voted to expel Taiwan and
Ukraine. Western countries voted in fa- hand its status as a permanent member
President vour of the resolution, while China ab- of the security council to China.
Zelensky stained. Russia also blocked a resolu- There were tensions before Zelensky
addressed the tion last year condemning its illegal an- appeared. Vassily Nebenzia, Russia’s
UN Security nexation of four regions in eastern and UN envoy, said allowing Ukraine’s
Council under southern Ukraine. president to speak first would under-
the stern gaze of Zelensky said: “Ukrainian soldiers mine the council’s authority. He added
Sergey Lavrov, are now doing with their blood what the that it would turn the UN session into a
the Kremlin’s UN security council should do with “one-man stand-up show”, a reference
foreign minister. their votes — stop aggression. The veto to Zelensky’s past as a comedian.
Vassily Nebenzia, should not serve as a weapon for those Moscow has also criticised large-
the Russian UN obsessed with hatred and war.” scale Nato exercises to be held next
envoy, walked He spoke after President Duda of year. The Steadfast Defender drills will
out of the Poland likened Ukraine to a “person involve more than 40,000 troops, up to
meeting, left, who is drowning and grasping at every- 700 aerial drills and at least 50 ships.
after referring to thing”, disclosing a growing breach in The proposal is the largest Nato mis-
Zelensky’s career the friendship between the neighbour- sion since the Cold War, testing defence
as a comedian ing nations since the invasion. plans from the Baltics to Poland and
“If a drowning person causes harm Germany.
and drowns us, he will not get help,” They are aimed at modelling Nato re-
Duda said. “So we have to look after our actions to an invasion of Europe by an
own interests and we will do this effec- enemy coalition headed by Russia.
tively and decisively.” Alexander Grushko, Russia’s deputy
The Polish leader was speaking after foreign minister, said the drills were
Ukraine said it would take legal action “provocative” and an “aggressive” dem-
against his country, as well as Slovakia onstration of force aimed at exerting
and Hungary, over unilateral bans on pressure on Moscow.
World
Be wary of visiting Canada, Modi warns Indians Trump among non-white voters with-
out a degree was 16 points — 49 per
cent to 33 per cent. In 2020, Biden beat
Trump in the same bloc by 48 points.
Canada of Punjab, was shot dead outside a tem- “We have been in close contact with our have been halted, and Canada has Underscoring Trump’s grip on the
ple in Surrey, a city of half a million Canadian colleagues about this,” a called off a trade mission next month. Republican primary, a new poll indicat-
Keiran Southern Surrey, British Columbia
people between Vancouver and the senior State Department official Experts have said Trudeau must pro- ed that the former president retained
Amrit Dhillon New Delhi
US border. said. “We think it’s important there vide proof of the allegations. his lead in New Hampshire, the second
India has urged its citizens to be wary of Delhi has denied that it was in- is a full and open investigation, and “It’s just something that he said is a state to vote in the race for the nomina-
“hate crimes” when visiting Canada volved, and there have been tit-for- we would urge the Indian govern- ‘credible allegation’, with no proof at tion next year.
after it was reported that the latter had tat expulsions of senior diplomats. ment to co-operate.” all,” Jasdip Singh, founder and chair- The former president led the field on
worked “very closely” with the US on A Canadian government The incident has widened man of the community group Sikhs of 39 per cent, and the CNN/University of
intelligence linking Indian agents to source has said that the the rift between Canada and America, told an event hosted by Wash- New Hampshire poll made dismal
the murder of a Sikh separatist. authorities had worked India, with Trudeau con- ington’s Hudson Institute think tank. reading for Ron DeSantis, the Florida
Justin Trudeau, the Canadian prime “very closely” with the US fronting Narendra Modi, India has warned its citizens travel- governor once seen as Trump’s closest
minister, disclosed this week that his on the intelligence tying the Indian prime minister, ling to Canada to be wary of the possi- rival, who plunged to fifth on 10 per cent,
country was investigating “credible India to the killing, as well over the issue at the G20 bility of “hate crimes” against them due down 13 points since July. DeSantis, who
allegations” connecting India to the as on Monday’s public dis- summit this month. to the heightened tensions. led Trump in New Hampshire at the
murder of Hardeep Singh Nijjar in Brit- closure. Canada will share Trade talks between “Threats have targeted Indian diplo- start of this year, trails the biotech tycoon
ish Columbia in June. its evidence “in due course”, Ottawa and New Delhi mats and sections of the Indian com- Vivek Ramaswamy, the former South
Nijjar, a prominent supporter of a the source told Reuters. munity who oppose the anti-India Carolina governor Nikki Haley and the
Sikh separatist movement seeking a Washington has said it sup- Justin Trudeau tied India to agenda,” the foreign ministry said in a former New Jersey governor Chris
new homeland carved out of the state ports Canada’s investigation. the killing of a Sikh separatist statement. Christie in the latest survey.
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Wingsuit daredevil decapitated by plane’s wing ‘after error by pilot’
France enced skydiver, had dropped out of Galy’s emergency parachute opened straight line,” he said. “They don’t de- said Galy was “the only one who
Alain C’s Pilatus aircraft wearing the and his body descended into a field. scend much and can be in conflict with obeyed the rules without negligence”.
Charles Bremner Paris
wingsuit, which is a whole-body gar- Alain C, who worked for a local para- the aircraft.” Alain C also admitted that his licence
A pilot’s errors caused his aircraft to ment with webbed sleeves. He was the chute school, admitted to the court in Galy, who had made 226 jumps, “did had not been valid for the flight because
decapitate a man who was flying in a first of two wingsuiters who were re- Montauban that he had not briefed the not follow the expected course and he had been in breach of restrictions
wingsuit over southwestern France, a leased at about 14,400ft (4,400m) over eight parachutists and two wingsuiters should never have been on that course”, imposed by the aviation authority as a
court has been told. Bouloc-en-Quercy, north of Toulouse, who were aboard his fourth jump flight the pilot said. “He was parallel to the result of a medical condition.
Alain C, 64, is on trial for manslaugh- in July 2018. of the day. He had lost sight of the wing- plane and I thought he was further Regagnon asked for a 12-month sus-
ter over the accident in which the left Descending rapidly, Alain C’s aircraft suiters and assumed he was clear of north. It wasn’t my responsibility. I pended prison term and a €10,000 fine
wing and a strut of his single-engined caught up with the two skydivers them, he said. think my flight path made sense. This for the Midi-Pyrénées parachute
aircraft hit Nicolas Galy, 40. 1,000ft into their descent, after they “Compared with parachutists who has been the tragedy of my life but I am school, whose president is also on trial.
About 20 seconds before the inci- had pulled out of their initial free fall are in free fall, it’s more complicated not at fault.” The verdict will be announced in
dent, Galy, an engineer and experi- and begun to glide. After the collision, with the wingsuiters who go more in a Jeanne Regagnon, the prosecutor, November.
E
ighty years against Reggio di the only confirmed nuclear power in
after a B-24D Calabria harbour on the Middle East.
Liberator the mainland opposite “If they get one, we have to get one,”
bomber Sicily. But when the he said, threatening what could become
crashed into aircraft suffered a new nuclear arms race.
the sea during a engine trouble, it archaeologist, locating the wreckage The agency said Israel has never confirmed that it has
Valletta
Second World War came under fire and discovered the wreck of the B-24D near Newman’s name had also developed nuclear weapons, but is
raid on Italy, the plunged into the sea in 2015 and has now MALTA Benghajsa Point.” been recorded on the widely believed to have a stockpile.
remains of a missing off Malta. While the retrieved the body. Supported by the US tablets of the missing Saudi officials have long warned that
crew member have rest of the crew were “The US makes a Three miles defence POW/MIA at Sicily-Rome a nuclear-armed Iran would jeopardise
been retrieved rescued, Newman, 22, promise to all its Benghajsa accounting agency, American Cemetery security in the region.
(Isambard Wilkinson was declared missing servicemen that no Point Mediterranean Gambin and his team in Impruneta. “A Tehran has denied seeking a nuclear
writes). in action and after the man will be left Sea excavated the wreck, rosette will be placed bomb. However, its enemies say that a
On May 6, 1943, war his body was behind,” Gambin told located at 58 metres, next to his name to civilian nuclear programme is a smoke-
Sergeant Irving designated as “non- the Times of Malta. The university said: finding suspected indicate he has been screen to cover efforts to produce a via-
Newman and nine recoverable”. “The entire time we “Years of perseverance human remains. The accounted for. ble nuclear device.
other crew members The University of were working, the and collaboration US military used Newman will be “That’s a bad move,” the prince said
took part in the US Malta’s technical whole team wanted to between organisations mitochondrial DNA buried at a place and of the possibility of a nuclear-armed
Ninth Air Force’s diving team, headed go the extra mile to led to the and dental analysis to time to be determined Iran. “If you use it, you . . . have a big
bombing mission by Timmy Gambin, an bring this boy home.” breakthrough in confirm the identity. later,” they said. fight with the rest of the world.”
His position is close to that of Israel,
which has said it will not allow Iran to
develop nuclear weapons.
city where Nazi terror started He was also asked about the 2018
murder of the Saudi dissident Jamal
Khashoggi by the country’s agents in its
consulate in Turkey. He said he was re-
forming the security system to make
Germany invasion of Ukraine. In his address at Speaking alongside Goldschmidt bloch said: “It’s important for this city to sure this kind of “mistake” did not
the official opening, Goldschmidt said: was Charlotte Knobloch, 90, head of send out a shining light again.” happen again.
Lianne Kolirin Munich
“It was unthinkable to everyone to the Jewish Community of Munich and Goldschmidt highlighted key prob- President Biden’s administration is
Europe’s leading alliance of Orthodox come back to a place such as this and to Upper Bavaria, who survived the lems. He said: “Antisemitism is every- pressing ahead with an effort to broker
rabbis has laid down new permanent return to a country capable of such hor- Second World War by going into hiding where today and this is why we are here historic ties between the two regional
roots, streets from where Adolf Hitler rific deeds.” But he added: “Munich is and whose grandmother perished at — to keep up the faith. We have the powers. Normalisation talks are the
first tried to seize power a century ago. the key to German-Jewish relations — Theresienstadt, a walled ghetto in what struggle with the practices of religious centrepiece of negotiations that include
Munich was the location of the failed for the worse, but also for the better. It’s is now the Czech Republic. freedoms, of attempted legislation discussions of US security guarantees
beer hall putsch in November 1923 and here that the war against the Jewish re- Knobloch said she was “thrilled” by against Jewish practices, especially cir- and civilian nuclear help that Riyadh
the centre of Kristallnacht, the riots 15 ligion started.” cumcision and kosher slaughter, in has sought, as well as possible Israeli
years later in which nearly 100 Jews Munich was also the site of another Pinchas many countries. And Europe is at war. concessions to the Palestinians.
were killed and synagogues and Jew- dark episode. In 1972, 11 Israeli athletes Goldschmidt says Two Jewish communities are suffering “For us, the Palestinian issue is very
ish-owned property were destroyed. were murdered by Palestinian terror- antisemitism is terribly, in Ukraine and in Russia.” important,” the prince said. “We need
The first Nazi concentration camp was ists at the Olympics, the first time the a rising threat The rabbis’ conference has been run to solve that part.”
set up in Dachau, only 14 miles away. Games had been held in Germany mostly from Britain since its inception. Publicly, US officials insist any
Despite this dark history, the Confer- since Hitler’s showcase event in Berlin The move was in part prompted by breakthrough is far away, but privately
ence of European Rabbis has chosen in 1936. Brexit and a desire to be closer to Brus- they tout the benefits of a regional deal,
the city as its new home, opening its Yet the city has seen a revival of its sels. After its conference was held in including creating a bulwark against
premises on Tuesday. Jewish population in recent years and is the move by the rabbis’ conference. Munich for the first time last year, Iran and countering China’s inroads in
The organisation was set up in 1956 home to Germany’s biggest Jewish “There were times in my life when no Markus Söder, the minister-president the Gulf.
to revive “the vanquished Jewish com- community. With about 9,000 mem- Jewish person would have come to stay of Bavaria, invited the body to settle Biden met Binyamin Netanyahu, the
munities on the European mainland” bers, its numbers are the same as in in Munich. But now my home city is there with €1.5 million of annual fund- Israeli prime minister, in New York
and unite more than 700 religious 1933. “It’s a beacon for Jewish life in again an important place for European ing. Florian Herrmann, head of the yesterday during the UN general
leaders on the continent. Europe,” Goldschmidt said, adding that Judaism.” state chancellery and Bavaria’s minister assembly. They pledged to work to-
It is presided over by Pinchas Gold- many Jewish families had resettled in Reflecting on the rise of antisemitic for federal affairs and the media, said: gether towards Israeli-Saudi normalisa-
schmidt, who was chief rabbi of Mos- Munich from Ukraine and Russia — attacks in Germany and the growth in “We promise to protect Jewish life in tion. Netanyahu said a “historic” peace
cow until he resigned last year after the and were still coming. support for right-wing parties, Kno- Bavaria with all our power and means.” deal with Saudi Arabia was possible.
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World
US scouring
the Pacific for
sand airstrips
Michael Evans
The United States is searching for
3,000ft-long “straight” sandy beach-
es in the Pacific to use as airstrips in
any future conflict with China, a mili-
tary commander has said.
Lieutenant General Tony Bauern-
feind, head of US air force special op-
erations command, told a conference
that with few airbases available in the
Indo-China region, American mili-
tary leaders believe beach airstrips
would provide perfect landing spots
for special forces using MC-130J Her-
cules and CV-22 Osprey aircraft.
Such landings were carried out in
the Second World War and in recent
exercises by the Royal Air Force.
The plan will maximise the options
for US flight missions, which China
would find difficult to counter.
Speaking at the Air and Space
Forces Association annual confer-
ence in Maryland, Bauernfeind said:
“We’re getting the engineers looking
at it because there’s a lot of 3,000ft
straight beaches [in the Pacific] to de-
liver the effects we need.” Back pack A police dog unit taking part in the Day of the Glories of the Army parade at O’Higgins park in Santiago, Chile, during Independence Day celebrations
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Pressure on Chesterman’s
Cazoo stake
Wilko family is ‘wiped out’
Helen Cahill
over payouts
Cazoo’s founder has seen his 24.3 per
cent stake in the car retailer almost
wiped out after the company signed a
$630 million debt-for-equity swap that
will leave Viking Global Investors, a US
fund, as its biggest shareholder.
The company pushed through the
Administrators to conduct review of dividends swap, first reported by Sky News, with
bondholders after its share price
Isabella Fish Retail Editor payouts during the loss-making period dropped below the $1 threshold re-
and pointed to the retailer’s £100 mil- quired for it to retain its place on the
Wilko’s administrators are to question lion worth of assets and a bank balance New York Stock Exchange.
majority shareholder Lisa Wilkinson of £58 million at the time. The share price has slid since Cazoo
on the £77 million in dividends paid out She told The Times that the board listed for $7 billion in August 2021. Alex
to investors in the decade before the re- had “checked . .. there was sufficient Chesterman, the entrepreneur behind
tailer’s collapse as calls grow for the cash, we went through the right gov- Zoopla and Lovefilm who launched Ca-
Wilkinson family to plug a £56 million ernance, the auditors checked it off”, zoo in 2018 and remains chairman, sold
hole in workers’ pension pots. adding that what the family had taken shares worth £100 million before the
The Times understands that PwC out “really wouldn’t have made a differ- market debut.
will conduct a review into the dividends ence”. Cazoo, which buys second-hand cars
paid out to the Wilkinson family and Sir Mike Amesbury, Labour MP for and vans and inspects them before de-
the retailer’s other directors as part of a Weaver Vale, said the situation “high- livering the vehicles directly to custom-
wider investigation into company lights the very worst case of capitalism ers’ homes, increased its annual sales
transactions in the years building up to with bells on. If that cash hadn’t been from 49,461 to 85,035 last year. But it
the administration. taken out, Wilko may well have rode came under pressure from markets to
It comes as MPs demand an inquiry through the storm. And if you look at turn a profit after making losses before
into the dividends paid out to Wilkin- the deficit of the pension fund, there is tax of £531.5 million in 2021 and
son and her family as the company’s a clear correlation over that period of £525.5 million last year.
pension fund is taken into the Pension similar levels of the dividends.” The company laid off hundreds of
Protection Fund (PPF) and pensioners The scheme, with some 2,000 mem- staff and pulled out of Germany, Spain,
face a big cut to retirement payments. bers, has a deficit of £76 million, but is France and Italy in a bid to stem losses.
The administrators are understood set to recover £20 million from security It has set a target of becoming profita-
to have already started to collect infor- it took over a distribution centre and ble by the end of this year by focusing
mation from directors, including other freehold properties. on the UK. Its shares were priced at
Wilkinson. They will then conduct in- As the scheme enters an assessment 99 cents last week and it faced being de-
terviews and look through bank state- process for the PPF, trustees will con- listed from the NYSE if they traded at
ments to investigate the causes of insol- tinue to pay pensioners, but those com- less than $1 over a period of 30 days.
vency and decide whether any claims ing up to retirement may receive only The restructuring deal has put in
should be brought against them. 90 per cent of their promised pension. place new borrowing facilities worth
Wilkinson is the granddaughter of Amesbury said: “Those who are now $200 million to support the company’s
James Kempsey Wilkinson, the com- retired will get protection through the turnaround efforts. Cazoo’s current eq-
pany’s founder. She took over as the PPF, but [for] those not at that age it will uity holders will control 8 per cent of
boss of the retail chain in 2014 when she have a detrimental effect.” the firm after the deal and will receive
bought her majority stake in Wilko The Pensions Regulator said: “We warrants unlocking access to new
from her cousin, Karin Swann, also a have been engaging for some time with shares if the market valuation reaches
granddaughter of the founder. Wilko and pension scheme trustees to $525 million.
The family have been criticised for make sure benefits are protected.” Chesterman said: “Today’s agree-
paying huge dividends to themselves The PPF said: “Scheme members can Street fighting man The boss of Steve the rise of ecommerce. Ed Rosenfeld, ment represents an opportunity to sig-
and former shareholders — including a be reassured their benefits are protect- Madden, the US shoe brand that has chief executive of the firm, which has nificantly deleverage Cazoo’s capital
£3 million payment last year, despite re- ed to at least PPF levels.” collaborated with Winnie Harlow, the opened its first store in Oxford Street, structure and enhance the financial
porting losses of £39 million. PwC declined to comment. model, dismissed claims that London’s said it was “still one of the most iconic flexibility it needs in order to achieve
Wilkinson previously defended the Oxford Street has lost its lustre amid shopping destinations in the world”. profitable growth.”
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Business
Need to know
Industry split
1
Wilko’s administrators PwC are
to question majority
shareholder Lisa Wilkinson on
the £77 million in dividends paid
out to investors in the decade
before the retailer’s collapse. Calls
are growing for the Wilkinson
family to plug a £56 million hole in
by decision to
workers’ pension pots.
2
Expectation that the Bank of
England’s monetary policy
committee would impose
water down
green targets
another 25 basis-point rise, lifting
the base rate to 5.5 per cent, fell
from a near-certainty to odds of
50-50 after data from the Office
for National Statistics showed a
fall in inflation.
Rishi Sunak’s relaxation from the government: ambition, com-
3
Cazoo’s founder has seen his mitment and consistency. A relaxation
24.3 per cent stake in the car
retailer almost wiped out after
of UK climate change of 2030 would undermine all three.”
The Society of Motor Manufacturers
it signed a $630 million debt-for- commitments has been and Traders speaks for the UK automo-
equity swap that will leave Viking tive industry as a whole, led by the
Global Investors, a US fund, as its met with both criticism Jaguar and Range Rover group JLR,
biggest shareholder. and BMW, the parent company of Mini
and support by business — both of which have received govern-
4
Andy Bird, chief executive of ment support totalling £1 billion to
Pearson, the world’s biggest Big businesses criticised Rishi Sunak’s respectively build a battery cell produc-
textbook publisher, has made decision yesterday to water down a tion gigafactory and to invest in new
the surprise decision to leave after number of green targets, although electric Minis.
three years, for which he will have some in the gas lobby, as well as land- Mike Hawes, chief executive of the
received close to $30 million. He lords, welcomed certain changes. trade body, said that if the UK were to
will be replaced by Omar Abbosh, The prime minister’s most eye-catch- be a leader in zero-emission motoring
a senior Microsoft executive. ing reversal was to delay the 2030 ban in both manufacturing and as a market,
on new petrol and diesel car sales until it would require consumers who “want
5
Inflation is set to fall below 2035. He also announced that he would to make the switch”. He said that this
5 per cent by December, weaken measures forcing households required the government to provide “a
economists predict, putting to replace gas and oil boilers with clear, consistent message, attractive
Rishi Sunak on course to achieve expensive heat pumps and making incentives, and charging infrastructure
his pledge of halving the rate. The property owners undertake energy- that gives confidence rather than Carmakers were among the most vociferous critics of the green rethink, having sunk
forecasts came after a surprise fall efficiency upgrades. The automotive, anxiety”, adding: “Confusion and un-
in consumer price index inflation energy and finance industries were certainty will only hold them back.” body, said the announcement would represents the oil companies and other
to 6.7 per cent in August from 6.8 among those to criticise the plans. Volkswagen Group, whose brands, “hit SME businesses in the automotive charger operators such as Elon Musk’s
per cent in July. which range from Audi to Skoda, supply chain particularly hard” and was electric carmaker, Tesla, said its mem-
carmakers account for one in five of new registra- “a huge setback for manufacturers, who bers planned to spend £6 billion install-
6
NatWest is considering Ford, the bestselling car brand in tions every year in Britain, and is a require stability and confidence in ing chargers this decade and that the
rejoining the CBI and Britain, led the corporate backlash leader in electric cars with its sub-brand order to invest”. 2030 deadline had been an “essential
supporting a rescue package against the delay to the 2030 petrol and ID, said: “We urgently need a clear Simon Williams at the RAC, one of catalyst” for these plans. “Policy uncer-
with a group of other large banks diesel sales ban. It has made a commit- and reliable regulatory framework that Britain’s leading motoring groups, said tainty puts that investment and the jobs
to save the troubled business lobby ment to selling only electric cars in creates market certainty and consumer the announcement “risks slowing that go with it in danger,” it warned.
group. The high street lender Europe from 2025, and in Britain its re- confidence.” down both the momentum the motor
could resume its membership after search establishment in Essex is driving industry has built up in switching to energy suppliers
signs that the government is the transition of its bestselling Transit wider motor industry electric powertrains and ultimately the Many of Britain’s biggest energy suppli-
prepared to re-engage with the van to zero emissions. Other motoring industry companies uptake of electric vehicles”. ers are already offering heat pumps and
organisation. “Three years ago the government an- and organisations were also critical. Ian energy-efficiency upgrades to their
nounced the UK’s transition to electric Plummer, of Auto Trader, the FTSE 100 electric vehicle charging household customers. E.ON, the UK’s
7
Philip Morris, the maker of new car and van sales from 2030. The online second-car sales marketplace, companies third biggest supplier, said that water-
Marlboro cigarettes, is auto industry is investing to meet that said: “Pushing back the 2030 ban on Some of the biggest names in oil and ing down Britain’s green goals risked
considering selling a stake in challenge, [including] £430 million in- new petrol and diesel sales by five years gas including Shell and BP have set out “condemning people to many more
the respiratory drugs company it vested in Ford’s UK development and is a hugely retrograde step that puts ambitious plans to invest in a huge ex- years of living in cold and draughty
contentiously bought two years manufacturing facilities, with further politics ahead of net-zero goals. The pansion of electric vehicle charging in- homes that are expensive to heat, in
ago as its shift away from tobacco funding planned for the 2030 time prime minister has taken the easy op- frastructure in Britain and have been cities clogged with dirty air from fossil
falters. It is considering options for frame,” Lisa Brankin, the Ford UK tion with one eye on polling day.” vocal supporters of the 2030 phase-out fuels”.
Vectura and has held discussions chairwoman, said. Stephen Phipson, chief executive of of new petrol and diesel car sales. Chris Norbury, chief executive of
with Deutsche Bank, according to “Our business needs three things Make UK, the manufacturing trade ChargeUK, the industry body that E.ON UK, said: “There is no ‘green v
The Wall Street Journal.
8
The boss of Oxford
Biomedica is to reposition it
as a “pure-play” contract
drugs manufacturer as he unveiled
Pearson chief behind revival heads for exit —
a new strategy. Frank Mathias Tom Howard ed access to a huge library of textbooks On Bird’s first day the shares were trad-
made a large cut to forecasts this and learning tools. ing at 535p, so are now about 60 per Behind the story
year and outlined a renewed cost- The chief executive of Pearson, the The app, launched just over a year cent higher. The group was one of the
A
cutting drive that includes about world’s biggest textbook publisher, has ago, has 938,000 subscribers paying best performers on the FTSE 100 last glance at Pearson’s
170 job losses in Oxford. made the surprise decision to leave $9.99 a month. The appointment of Ab- year. “I think [my tenure] has been share price would
after three years, for which he will have bosh, who has run Microsoft’s industry successful,” Bird told The Times. suggest that Andy Bird
9
M&G and its life insurance received close to $30 million. solutions business for the past three “You can look at the share price and must have been a
subsidiary, Prudential Andy Bird, who has led the FTSE 100 years, is widely regarded as Pearson’s popular figure with the
Assurance, are pushing back company since October 2020, con- latest push to reposition itself as a publisher’s shareholders over the
into the pension scheme buyouts firmed yesterday that he was retiring. digital business rather than a tradi- Andy Bird led past few years (Tom Howard
sector seven years after pulling He will be replaced by Omar Abbosh, a tional textbook publisher. Pearson through a writes). Under Bird’s watch, the
out. The fund management group senior Microsoft executive whom he Bird, who turns 60 in January, said digital revolution stock, which had been in almost
revealed that it had just done two called a “superstar”. that he had approached Omid Korde- perpetual decline before his arrival,
so-called bulk annuity deals in the Including shares given to him as part stani, Pearson’s chairman, earlier this rose by close to 60 per cent.
past few months. of a “golden hello”, which are now year about stepping down, but his The improvement has meant a
worth $13 million, Bird will have been departure caught the markets by company that had been flirting
Business
arbitrary target that has not been
changed but has become even more dif-
ficult to achieve,” he said.
Sarah Williams, director of regula-
tion at Wales & West Utilities, which
Wilko owes a debt
operates gas pipes supplying 7.5 million
customers, said it supported pursuing
net zero “in a way that doesn’t leave
people out of pocket”. She added:
to its pensioners
“There’s no single solution — but a dual
approach with renewable electricity
and low-carbon hydrogen will give us business commentary Alistair Osborne
the best chance of meeting the scale
M
and pace of the challenge in a way that oral standards don’t Wilkinson has previously defended
works for households, industry and only apply to Sir the payouts during lossmaking
other businesses alike.” Philip “Effing” Green. years, saying they were backed by
Other people have £100 million of assets and a then
property sector taken money out of a £58 million bank balance, with the
Landlords appear to be among the business, failed to plug its pension company’s auditors having “checked
main beneficiaries of the changes an- deficit and then watched it keel it off”. That is no consolation to her
nounced yesterday, with a reprieve on over. Take the Wilkinson family pensioners. She needs to put some
obligations to upgrade the energy effi- behind the bust Wilko. Shouldn’t money back in.
ciency of their homes. An increase in they be coughing up too?
the number of landlords selling up has
been attributed in part to the threat of
In the ten years up to the retailer’s
collapse, the Wilkinson clan took Pearson’s high-flier
regulations that could have forced £77 million of dividends and other
T
them to make costly changes. Ben Bea- payments out of the business. That hat’s all, folks! What sort of
dle, of the National Residential Land- includes £63 million in 2014, when Looney Tunes caper is this?
lords Association, said: “It is welcome its boss, Lisa Wilkinson, the Andy Bird was brought in
that landlords will not be required to in- granddaughter of founder James from Disney to run Pearson, not fly
vest substantial sums of money during Kempsey Wilkinson, took charge off after three years. Who expects
a cost of living crisis when many are after buying a majority stake from that from a Magic Kingdom flapper?
themselves struggling financially.” her cousin Karin Swann, another Donald Duck, Mayor Turkey
granddaughter. It also includes last Lurkey and Webby Vanderquack are
financial services year’s £3 million dividend, when the all built on staying power.
Britain’s vast financial services industry retailer racked up a £39 million loss, Whatever, Bird is flying the
supplies much of the capital needed to and £3.2 million in 2018, when the Pearson coop, retiring (again) at the
support the country’s energy transi- losses came in at £65 million. tender age of 59. The fellow who set
tion. Stephen Haddrill, the director- In short, the owners have done up the forerunner to the Disney+
general of the Finance & Leasing Asso- rather nicely out of the clapped-out streaming service had already left
ciation, the trade body for the consum- purveyor of home, garden and the US group and started mainly
er credit, motor and asset finance decorating kit — not least compared chillaxing when his non-exec
industries, said: “To those businesses to the 2,000 Wilko pensioners Pearson job morphed into the top
that relied in good faith on the original they’ve now left in the lurch. Lisa one. And, despite various run-ins
2030 deadline, it represents millions of Wilkinson signed off millions of with the educational outfit’s dimmer
hundreds of millions towards meeting the previous 2030 fossil fuel phase-out target pounds of misdirected or mistimed pounds in dividend payments. But shareholders over his pay —
investment. As for the wholesale whatever her plans for the pension $8.5 million last year — he’s proved
cheap’ debate, it’s a false argument that chain and skills base that we so desper- funders who provided that finance for fund, it’s now got a £56 million hole good value for money: shares up
only serves to delay the vital work of ately need will fail to happen.” firms, regaining their trust will be an in it — on a buyout basis and after from 535p when he took charge in
transforming our economy — work uphill battle.” adjusting for a £20 million charge October 2020 to 875p, down 1 per
that creates more affordable and secure gas boiler and pipe industry A spokesman for UK Finance, which over properties. The upshot? Unless cent on his surprise departure.
energy while also boosting jobs and Not everyone in the energy industry represents the banks and other finan- administrator PwC miraculously Bird inherited a profits warning
skills, often in the areas of the country has fully backed the government’s cial services companies, said it was “im- finds a buyer willing to fund it, the machine, fresh from a magnificent
most at risk of being left behind.” agenda on heat pumps; some gas net- portant that we have ambitious and workers are heading for the Pension seven on the watch of his
Raman Bhatia, chief executive of work owners and boiler manufacturers clear policies from the government”. Protection Fund and a big cut to predecessor, John Fallon, mainly
Ovo, another big supplier, said: “This is have been lobbying in favour of con- He added: “The banking and finance many of their retirement payments. due to its US textbook wing. But
not the time to roll back on pledges. verting the gas grid to carry clean- industry has long called for clarity in Is that fair? Hardly. And not least Bird says he saw a “great
While we welcome the increased boiler burning hydrogen as an alternative the UK’s net-zero policy, which is nec- after the BHS farrago that saw the opportunity” in an outfit crucial to
upgrade scheme grant, the overall lack heating solution. essary to give certainty for businesses vilification of Green. Yes, the sums what he calls “a lifetime of learning”.
of ambition to decarbonise homes and Mike Foster, of the Energy and Utili- and households across the country.” are smaller. The Wilkinsons aren’t He gave himself three objectives but
the confusing signals being sent to both ties Alliance, which represents a num- Galina Dimitrova, at the Investment billionaires. Nor are they swanning “no time frame”: steer it through
the public and business on our coun- ber of boiler manufacturers, welcomed Association, which speaks for fund about in Monaco on a yacht. Covid; “reset the strategic direction”,
try’s green agenda are disappointing.” the reprieve for properties off the gas managers who oversee £10 trillion of But there’s a similar principle at not least adding digital clout, such
Jenny Curtis, managing director of grid. “It’s a very sensible move to extend assets, said: “The UK’s 2050 net-zero stake. When BHS imploded in 2016, as the Pearson+ learning app; and
Vattenfall Heat, which provides low- the off-grid boiler ban to 2035 — that’s target is a legally binding commitment, the errant knight didn’t even own help find his successor. All three
carbon heat networks, warned: “The smart politics ahead of an election,” he and to achieve this goal both private the business. He’d conveniently have been ticked off quicker than he
UK cannot afford to stall the deploy- said. and public capital need to be invested offloaded it a year earlier to the expected, even if the shares lag a
ment of low-carbon heating by sending But Foster suggested that the gov- with confidence.” prize goon Dominic Chappell, a rebuffed 884.2p tilt from Apollo.
mixed messages about the future of ernment should further water down its Reporting by Emily Gosden, triple bankrupt former racing driver. Instead of profits alerts, Pearson is
fossil fuels. Companies will stop invest- heat pump goals. “The 600,000 heat Robert Lea, Ben Martin, Still, no one was fooled by that — also now delivering on its numbers,
ing and the establishment of the supply pumps a year by 2028 still stands as an Tom Howard and Max Kendix not the media, MPs or the Pensions with adjusted operating profits up
Regulator. It looked as if Green had an underlying 11 per cent last year to
sold BHS for a token £1 to get out of £456 million. Early next year Bird
with $28m for three years’ work funding a pension deficit that had
ballooned, on a buyout basis, to
£571 million by the time the retailer
collapsed. Uproar followed, with
will hand over a business in far
better shape to the Microsoft exec
Omar Abbosh, who’s expected to
bring more online prowess. A short
he set out to. “I had three objectives particular focus on the £420 million stint then, but lots to squawk about.
But Bird is not as loved by doesn’t sit easily with allowing him [when I joined]: steer the company of dividends the Green family had
investors as one might assume. In
April almost half of them voted
to interview candidates and see the
list of candidates,” one leading
through the pandemic; lay out a clear
strategy and realign the company; and
taken out between 2002 and 2004,
years before BHS failed. Fagmaker burnt
against plans that would allow him shareholder said at the time. get it moving financially and in rude Eventually, after a right hoo-ha
A
to earn as much as $11.7 million this That he put himself forward to health. I had no time frame about how and threats to take away his ciggie group buying a medical
year, up from $8.5 million in 2022. lead Pearson’s turnaround but is long I would stay but I wasn’t going to knighthood, Green injected inhaler company always
He has faced other criticism now departing less than three years leave until I felt that had been £363 million of his own money into looked a delightfully circular
during his tenure, too — and even in will likely add to the frustration achieved.” the pension fund. Sadly for him, he business model — right up there
before he formally started. of investors. “Obviously they are When Bird left Disney in 2018, he never got the credit he deserved. with a gunmaker acquiring a blood
Shareholders were unhappy he was disappointed and concerned,” a top said that Pearson was his “final fron- The reputational damage was done transfusion service. It was cynical,
given 1.2 million shares as part of a shareholder said. tier” as he wanted to spend more time and it looked as if the payment had too. Hence 2021’s outrage, not least
“golden hello” when he took the It has been a lucrative period for with his wife. simply been dragged out of him. from scientists, over Philip Morris
job. Worth $13 million, he needs to Bird, who had thought his prime Bird will leave once Abbosh has set- Still, he did his bit. What of the swallowing Vectura for £1 billion.
hold on to about $5.8 million worth earning days were behind him after tled in, likely to be early next year. Wilkinsons? Of course, they don’t Jacek Olczak, chief Marlboro man,
of them for two years after his his retirement. For the three years, Abbosh will be paid a salary of £1 mil- have his money. But why should dismissed critics as “stupid”. But
departure, but the rest he will be including pay of up to $11.7 million lion and will be able to earn an annual they get off scot-free? The GMB having written down Philip Morris’s
free to sell at the start of 2024. for 2023, he will have received bonus of up to £3 million. Pearson will union is rightly calling on MPs to “medical” wing, starring Vectura, by
When Pearson was first looking almost $30 million from Pearson. also pay him £250,000 in lieu of a bonus quiz Lisa Wilkinson on her plans to $680 million, he’s now said to be
for its new chief executive, The Omid Kordestani, chairman, said that he will miss out on by leaving Mic- “plug” Wilko’s deficit. PwC is also looking to sell a stake in the unit
Times revealed that Bird, in his the company was “going to miss” rosoft, as well as awarding him shares reviewing past dividends in line with (report, page 38). Proof, maybe, he
capacity as a non-executive Bird, but added: “If Andy feels like worth £13 million to match what he its duties as administrator to see if finds it more lucrative to be killing
director, sat in on the interviews of it’s the right time to retire, I’d would have gained at Microsoft. there are grounds for any claims. people than treating them.
several candidates before deciding rather have someone with a fresh Details of Bird’s payoff will be dis- As for the family, a spokesman
to throw his hat into the ring. “This energy and perspective.” closed “at the appropriate time”, Pear- referred all questions to PwC. Lisa alistair.osborne@thetimes.co.uk
son said.
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month — the category’s biggest tors these readings to inform its in- ber but will then resume its decent fil its pledge to halve CPI by the
contraction for August on record. terest rate decisions. in October and finish the year end of the year.”
Second-hand car prices, which After the figures were released, slightly below 5 per cent,” analysts Separate data added to the evi-
rose rapidly as economies emerged financial markets priced in an even at the Pantheon Macroeconomics dence that the rate of consumer
from pandemic lockdowns in 2021, chance of the Bank leaving interest consultancy said. Nomura, the price growth is poised to continue
fell 1.8 per cent over the past rates on hold at 5.25 per cent today. Japanese investment bank, went a to ease over the coming months.
month, compared with a 0.9 per Previously, an 80 per cent chance step further, forecasting a fall in in- The cost of raw materials used by
cent rise in the same period last had been assigned to a 0.25 per- flation to 4.4 per cent by Decem- factories fell 2.3 per cent annually
year. Food inflation, a core driver centage point increase. Rates have ber, a downgrade from its previous last month, a moderation from Ju-
of rising living costs this year, eased risen at every Bank committee projection of 4.8 per cent. ly’s 3.2 per cent decline, the Office
to 13.6 per cent. meeting since December 2021. The prime minister pledged in for National Statistics said.
Softening price pressures pulled Goldman Sachs and Nomura January to cut the rate of inflation Further declines in headline in-
core and services inflation much both said they expected the Bank in half by the end of the year from flation this year are likely to
lower, to 6.2 per cent and 6.8 per to leave borrowing costs stable, over 10 per cent to about 5 per cent. support a recovery in household fi-
cent respectively, over the year to having previously projected a rise. Sanjay Raja, chief UK economist nances, which have been hit hard
August. The Bank of England’s “The headline rate of CPI infla- at Deutsche Bank, said: “We think over the past 18 months by big in-
monetary policy committee moni- tion likely will edge up in Septem- the government is on course to ful- creases in household costs.
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Alex Ralph, Ben Martin
The recent and sometimes even booking times.
breathless panic Who benefits? Overwhelmingly, the NatWest is considering rejoining the
about the spread of lower-income leisure traveller. By CBI and supporting a rescue funding
“dynamic pricing” enhancing airlines’ profitability, package with a group of other large
has been pretty dynamic pricing models, combined banks in an attempt to save the troubled
puzzling for economists. Widely with the unbundling of charges for business lobby group.
used by airlines, hotels and the likes seat selection and bags, drew new The high street lender could resume
of Uber, algorithms that adjust prices budget airlines into the sector, its membership subscription after
in real time to demand and supply bringing more flights at lower prices. being encouraged by signs that the gov-
conditions are broadly accepted It’s not difficult to conceive of ernment is prepared to re-engage with
to have granted consumers more similar benefits beyond dynamic the organisation, Sky News reported.
choices and businesses more pricing’s current applications. Imagine The CBI was forced on Tuesday to
flexibility in those industries. roads where tolls changed based on postpone its annual meeting the day
Now, with dynamic pricing expected traffic flows, deterring before it was due to be held as it grap-
spreading into entertainment and jam-packed commutes. Or energy ples with “short-term cashflow challen-
hospitality, certain consumer rights price fluctuations eradicating the ges”. The 58-year-old royal charter
groups are demanding that the chance of power outages. Flexible organisation was one of Britain’s most
Competition and Markets Authority pricing for cinemas, bowling alleys or influential business membership
step in, talking as if customers are supermarkets could smooth customer groups but has been fighting for surviv-
evidently being ripped off. I’m flow and grant off-peak customers a al after a workplace misconduct scan-
mystified: the available data and sweeter deal. Some will pay more, yes, dal this year, including allegations of
experience show that consumers but they will still do so voluntarily. sexual misconduct and rape, which led
have little to fear and much to gain Yet the knee-jerk reaction of some to an exodus of corporate members.
from the proliferation of this practice. “consumer champions” is to focus on Despite postponing the annual
It’s true that the rollout of dynamic perceived injustices. James Daley of meeting, Brian McBride, the CBI’s pres-
pricing to new sectors is ruffling some Fairer Finance was unintentionally ident, and Rain Newton-Smith, its new
feathers. Stonegate, which operates revealing when he told The Times: director-general, addressed members
4,500 pubs, has been criticised for “I’m very much against [dynamic yesterday, where they said they were
applying a 20p per pint surcharge at pricing] . . . The principle at the confident of the CBI overcoming its fi-
peak times in certain venues. moment is ‘if you are willing to pay it’ nancial problems. One source who at-
Concertgoers have been frustrated by it is a fair price, which of course is not tended the online event said members
wildly fluctuating prices for Harry fair.” Sorry? If consumer and seller were left reassured its “financial posi-
Styles tickets on selling platforms. voluntarily agree on a price, judging tion had been secured, which is good
Dynamic pricing is more advanced themselves enriched by the deal, what news — not least for all the staff there”.
here in the States, but even I was The fluctuating price of a ticket for a Harry Styles concert sparked a backlash exactly is the rip-off? A spokesman for the CBI, however,
taken aback last week by a bowling Representatives of Which? reiterated a statement circulated to
alley in Washington charging 70 per changed. Algorithmic technology has technologies squeezing more from us magazine worry that the lack of members on Tuesday that said: “We are
cent more on Friday than Tuesday. reduced the cost of doing dynamic “for the same product”. transparency about how dynamic in positive dialogue over finalising
As a matter of economics, there’s pricing — and businesses in Yet this framing is simplistic and pricing operates could leave some financing options and are confident we
nothing new here. We’ve long entertainment, online marketplaces wrong. Dynamic pricing is a boon for customers paying more than they will be able to resolve this short-term
accepted that evening theatre tickets and even restaurants are consumers. On two-sided platforms, need to, especially when they are issue and secure the footing of an orga-
will be more expensive than matinees, experimenting. Time-invariant prices where supply adjusts to fluctuating unfamiliar with it. Yet, as Uber shows, nisation that remains in a strong medi-
that we’ll cough up more for flights have downsides, after all: lost revenue demand, flexible pricing delivers a earning customers’ repeat trade um to long-term position.”
over Christmas, or pay more for from long queues or product better continuity of service. Where already provides businesses with NatWest was among some of Brit-
resorts during school holidays. Pubs? shortages during demand surges, the there’s a finite capacity of seats or strong incentives to provide such ain’s biggest companies to quit the CBI
They do dynamic pricing already: it’s underutilisation of staff and capacity tickets, flexible pricing ensures space information, if consumers want it. in April, alongside Aviva, KPMG and
called “happy hour”. Dynamic pricing at off-peak times, and customers goes to those who most value it, while Ultimately, how far dynamic pricing the John Lewis Partnership. The gov-
just reflects those age-old supply and flogging tickets at higher prices in opening access to off-peak services permeates our lives will be thrashed ernment also cut ties this year after rev-
demand forces changing prices more black markets. Dynamic pricing through lower prices. out by these interactions between elations in the Guardian newspaper.
frequently through snazzy algorithms. mitigates this, meaning more profit Uber’s surge pricing doesn’t just businesses’ needs and customers’ However, chancellor Jeremy Hunt is
Concern seems to arise, though, opportunities — as long as consumers jack up riders’ costs when demand wants. What would be strange is to prepared to meet the CBI ahead of
when such pricing infiltrates new don’t rebel en masse. soars, for example, but offers drivers a just assume there’s something November’s autumn statement, and
sectors where we’re accustomed to This potential boost to profits is carrot to keep on the road. Research inherently pernicious about it, and NatWest, Lloyds Banking Group and
’’
price stability. No one yet strolls into why zero-sum critics assume dynamic keeps showing that it’s a win for users for the competition watchdog to HSBC are in talks about providing
KFC wondering if they’ll get cheaper pricing is anti-consumer. The Nobel overall: wait times are steadier with impose restrictive several million pounds of short-term fi-
chicken before lunchtime. Milk is no prize-winning economist Richard dynamic-priced Ubers than uniform- rules that constrain nancing, Sky News reported.
more expensive in Tesco during the Thaler noted in the 1980s that much priced taxis, while surges ensure more it out of some The exodus of members has eroded
post-work rush. There’s obvious value of the public saw higher demand, as trips are completed than otherwise. arbitrary conception the CBI’s cash reserves and forced it to
to consumers in such predictability. opposed to higher costs, as an Rationing by price means those of fairness. close international offices in the US,
It’s a trust pact: you know what you’re illegitimate source of rising prices. riders with immediate, pressing needs India and China, and to cut about a
getting for your pound, avoiding the Charging more, even when can still access cars; those with other Ryan Bourne is R Evan Scharf chair for third of its workforce. The CBI, which
need to search between stores, and consumers willingly paid up, was options, or willing to wait, can opt out. the Public Understanding of Economics in previous years had held its annual
businesses safeguard their reputation. “greedy profiteering”. The mainstream Airlines vary prices based on flight at the Cato Institute and author of the event in June, is still hoping to host the
Now, though, the economics have discourse seems predicated on new dates, the number of remaining seats recent book Economics in One Virus meeting before the end of the year.
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various routes of diversification since MR Surgical, the medical
the 1950s — food, beer, financial ser- robotics group, has tapped
vices, retailing and perfume — but the investors for a further
results of such efforts have been mixed $165 million to fund the
at best”. He added: “In the meantime it expansion of its operating
is still smokers who generate the cash- theatre capabilities and global
flow used for all the new plans.” footprint (Simon Freeman writes).
Philip Morris told investors at its SoftBank’s Vision Fund 2, China’s
half-year results it would be “exploring Tencent and Spain’s Escala Capital
potential partnerships to enhance” its participated, following on from the
contract development and manufac- $600 million raised in 2021. That
turing business to grow Vectura.
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Oxford Biomedica
shares boosted after
chief reveals reset
Alex Ralph pean Union and serve customers on
both sides of the Atlantic, Oxford Bio-
The boss of Oxford Biomedica is to re- medica has entered into exclusive ne-
position the company as a “pure-play” gotiations to acquire ABL Europe from
contract drugs manufacturer as he un- Institut Mérieux for €15 million.
veiled a new, long-awaited strategy. The deal includes €10 million of pre-
Frank Mathias, 61, who took charge completion cash funding in ABL
in March, made a large cut to Oxford Europe in exchange for Institut Mér-
Biomedica’s forecasts this year and out- ieux becoming a large shareholder in
lined a renewed cost-cutting drive that Oxford Biomedica at a significant
includes about 170 job losses in Oxford. premium to its current price.
He also gave details on an acquisition to The acquisition follows last year’s
expand the business in Europe and £134 million deal with Homology Medi-
longer-term growth forecasts. cines, a Nasdaq-listed competitor,
Oxford Biomedica is a cell and gene where Oxford Biomedica took an
therapy specialist spun out of Oxford 80 per cent stake in a joint venture fo-
University in 1996. One of Britain’s cused on adeno-associated virus vec-
more successful biotech companies, its tors, the largest part of the gene and cell
finances, share price and profile were therapy market. However, Homology
all boosted as it manufactured Covid-19 has announced a strategic review and a
vaccines for AstraZeneca, but its stock halt to development programmes, and
has since slumped amid a drop in reve- Oxford Biomedica is carrying out an
nues from Covid jabs as the pandemic impairment review of the joint venture.
fades. Total revenue fell by a third to
Shares in Oxford Biomedica, which £43.1 million — below City forecasts,
hit about £16 two years ago before fall- partly weakened by the absence of Cov-
ing to a six-year low this year, rose 27½p, id vaccine revenue — in the six months
or 11.4 per cent, to 269p, valuing the to the end of June, and operating losses
company at £262 million after at its on an earnings before interest, tax, de-
half-year results yesterday. preciation and amortisation basis wid-
Mathias, who had been chief execu- ened to £33.7 million from £5.8 million
tive of Rentschler Biopharma in Ger- a year earlier.
many since 2016 and was among a It meant that revenues this year are
number of directors buying shares in expected to be about £90 million due to
the company yesterday, said he was “re- lower milestone and licence payments
round valued the Cambridge-based More than 140 Versius units have CMR’s Versius system performs a setting” the business to focus purely on and reduced or delayed bioprocessing
start-up at about $3 billion, making been installed in hospitals in the keyhole operation at an NHS hospital providing services to the pharma in- orders from clients.
it the UK’s largest private medical UK, Europe, Latin America, the under the control of a surgeon dustry and would spin off its residual Setting out new guidance, Oxford
technology company. Middle East, Asia and Africa, and product development business. Biomedica said it expected three-year
CMR has developed Versius, a have been used in more than 15,000 CMR chief executive in March, “With the cell and gene therapy in- revenue compound annual growth of
system of robot arms controlled by procedures including colectomies, said: “More and more surgeons and dustry at an inflection point, I believe more than 30 per cent, resulting in at
a surgeon using a modified hernia repairs and hysterectomies. patients are benefiting from Versius that we are in the right market at the least a doubling of revenues by the end
PlayStation controller that can The new capital will fund product and our latest funding round will right time, and well-equipped to suc- of 2026 compared to this year.
manipulate tiny needles, scalpels development and support sales of allow us to serve even more ceed with our highly skilled workforce It also expected to “broadly” break
and tweezers to perform minimally the system into new countries. customers, supporting our and leading-edge technology,” he said. even by the end of next year, helped by
invasive keyhole surgery. CMR estimates that the global continued growth in existing To boost its capacity as a contract de- £30 million worth of cost-cutting, and is
The increased precision results in market is worth more than markets, as well as expansion into velopment and manufacturing organi- targeting margins of more than 20 per
shorter operations with fewer $7 billion and is growing at 15 per new key markets.” sation (CDMO), expand in the Euro- cent by the end of 2026.
complications, a lower risk of cent a year. Umur Hursever, a partner at LGT
infection and quicker recoveries US rival Intuitive Surgical, Lightrock, which joined the raise,
than regular surgery. It can also
prolong the working life of
surgeons, who suffer the physical
founded almost 25 years ago, is also
vying for market share: its da Vinci
system has been adopted by NHS
added: “CMR is one of those
innovators that are blazing a trail
with Versius, which democratises
Elementis rebuffs activist
strain of prolonged operations on
their own backs and necks.
hospitals in Somerset and Scotland.
Supratim Bose, who took over as
robotic surgery both procedurally
and geographically.” investor’s break-up plan
Helen Cahill Our board does not believe that Frank-
£143m offer hits sweet spot for baker An activist investor has called for
Elementis to put itself up for sale
following the “shocking” decline of its
lin’s request to initiate an immediate
sale of the company is currently in the
best interests of its shareholders, given
the substantial value still to be realised.”
Dominic Walsh Finsbury, said he would vote his and London, was founded in 2011 and share price over the past seven years. Elementis was set up in 1844 as a tea
2.87 million shares in favour of the predominantly invests in quoted equi- Franklin Mutual, the US fund man- and coffee trader, later diversifying into
A bakery firm that supplies Britain’s big alternative offer “as he wishes to hold ties. It said it had “followed Finsbury’s ager that holds a 9.8 per cent stake in the making and selling of chemicals
supermarket chains has agreed to be an investment in Finsbury”. They are story for some time” and started buying the chemicals group, prompted a sharp used in cosmetics and cars.
taken private in a deal worth £143.4 mil- worth £3.2 million at the offer shares in the company in rise in Elementis’s share price after Steve Raineri and Chris Meeker of
lion. price. Investec, however, August last year, building declaring in an open letter that the Franklin Mutual Advisers outlined
Finsbury Food Group, which has which holds 11.7 million a 13.6 per cent holding. company “could be a desirable acquisi- their concerns in a letter to the Elemen-
been a listed company since 2002, is set shares, plans to back Peter Baker, 70, the tion target”. tis board. They said the decline in the
to be acquired by DBay Advisors, an as- the cash offer. Finsbury chairman, The investor said that a buyer in the company’s share price since 2016 repre-
set management company based in the Finsbury Food said: “For the next industrial or chemicals sector could sented “a shocking amount of share-
Isle of Man, at a price of 110p a share. makes cakes and phase of [our] de- secure significant cost savings with an holder value destruction” and urged di-
News of the deal, which has been rec- bread for several velopment, the acquisition and that the company’s rectors to commit themselves to a for-
ommended by the Finsbury board, sent big names across business will need “stagnant share price” was far below mal sales process by October 31.
shares in the company soaring by 21p, both the grocery to pursue strate- previous bids for the business. The letter added: “While we fre-
or 23.6 per cent, to 110p at the close — retail market and gic, transforma- City sources suggested that Elemen- quently engage with companies re-
just shy of the offer price. the “out-of-home tional mergers and tis could attract bids of between 198p garding various shareholder matters in
The cash offer represents a premium eating” food service acquisitions to and 225p a share after it elicited a private, we rarely do so in public.
of 23.6 per cent to last night’s close of sector in the UK and achieve the scale re- 130p-a-share bid from Minerals Tech- However, we believe it is in the best in-
89p, and a premium of 54.9 per cent to Europe. It has manu- quired to be successful nologies in 2020. terest of all shareholders to be aware of
the 71p the shares were trading at on facturing sites in the UK in an increasingly com- Elementis’s share price rose 11¾p, or these issues.”
September 2. and Poland, plus an 85 per petitive and demanding 10.6 per cent, to 123½p yesterday. Analysts at Jefferies said the letter
As an alternative to receiving cash for cent stake in a French business marketplace.” The board of Elementis said in a “again raises an interesting debate over
their shares via a scheme of arrange- that supplies Finsbury products in Finsbury’s directors intend to unani- statement that it did not regard a the group’s outlook and valuation”.
ment, Finsbury shareholders can opt to Europe. mously recommend the offer to share- sale “to be in the best interests of its They added: “We think Elementis is
take non-voting B ordinary shares in DBay, which has offices in Douglas holders before a general meeting to shareholders”. cheap, especially if management can
Frisbee Bidco, the bidding company, for vote on the deal, which is expected to The company added: “The board deliver upon expectations, trading
each share held. Finsbury supplies cakes and pastries complete in the final three months of regularly views the company’s strategic below its ten-year average. Today’s de-
John Duffy, 58, chief executive of to several British supermarket chains this year. alternatives with its financial advisers. velopment is fascinating.”
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Shares in the company rose 38p, or past five years, Wincanton has had to premium of £60 million to £70 million companies with schemes in heavy unelm expects to acquire
15.5 per cent, to close at 283p after it dis- put in £100 million of contributions, to in effect hand over all assets and lia- deficit, it agreed restrictions on divi- a number of former
closed that it would no longer have to which compares with the £50 million to bilities to an insurer and sever all re- dends with the scheme trustees in 2017 Wilko sites as it doubles
make previously agreed contributions £60 million paid out in dividends. sponsibility for the scheme. and renewed the conditions in 2020. the rate of its store
to the retirement scheme of £23.6 mil- The strong rise in bond yields in the He dismissed as “very difficult” chan- Gerald Khoo at Liberum argued that opening plans, the
lion this year and £25 million for each of past two years has improved the health cellor Jeremy Hunt’s Mansion House it was a better pensions out-turn than homeware retailer’s boss has said
the following three years. of most defined-benefit (DB) pension proposals that DB schemes should be expected for Wincanton. He said: “The (Isabella Fish writes).
Wincanton was also being released schemes. Many are also being boosted encouraged to invest in more produc- cessation of pension contributions Nick Wilkinson, chief executive,
from conditions on dividends and buy- by caps on inflation-linked rises to pen- tive assets. “If you’ve got a pension should provide a significant boost to said the FTSE 250 company had
backs that required it to make matching sion payments. scheme that’s managed to [eliminate its free cashflow. We see scope to enhance looked at some of the Wilko stores
payments to the pension scheme if it The scheme, with assets of £1.2 bil- deficit], the last thing you want to do is cash returns to shareholders, while that will soon “end up with a
wanted to raise shareholder payouts by lion, dwarfs the sponsoring company, invest in high-risk assets.” continuing to invest in organic growth Dunelm above the door”.
more than 10 per cent a year. which is valued at £340 million. It has Wincanton ferries and stores goods and retaining a low level of leverage.”
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Pendragon rejects offer
from largest shareholder
Robert Lea Industrial Editor made.” The Pendragon board said the
counter-offer “fundamentally under-
Pendragon, the car dealer that this values the company”.
week accepted a 27.4p a share takeover Hedin’s status as kingmaker in any
deal from Lithia Motors, the US group, transaction has been weakened by Pen-
yesterday rejected a 28p a share offer, dragon’s board stating that it is pre-
worth $486 million, from its largest pared to accept 51 per cent shareholder
shareholder and a long-time critic. agreement for the Lithia deal.
Two days after Pendragon agreed a The Lithia offer is marginally lower
complex deal that would see the demer- than that of Hedin and Penske but Pen-
ger of its Stratstone and Evans Halshaw dragon argues that it potentially offers
forecourts from its Pinewood dealer- its shareholders long-term upsides.
ship software management system, The offer values Pendragon’s dealer-
Sweden’s Hedin joined with another US ship at about £250 million, or 16.5p a
motor group, Penske, to attempt to de- share, which Pendragon has said will be
rail the transaction. returned to shareholders via a
Hedin is a dealership group that £240 million special dividend.
owns 26 per cent of Pendragon and has Pendragon shareholders would keep
been advised by Pendragon’s former an 83 per cent stake in the Pinewood
boss, Trevor Finn. Penske is the US business. It would retain Pendragon’s
group that owns Pendragon’s arch-rival London Stock Exchange listing and,
Sytner, Britain’s largest motor dealer. after a £30 million cash injection by
Hedin has been critical of Pendrag- Lithia, would be valued at about
on’s leadership under chief executive £180 million — worth 10.3p a share to
Bill Berman. Last year it made offers at Pendragon shareholders. It is argued
28p and 29p a share and declared that that as a technology business, Pine-
while it might be prepared to accept a wood should attract a better investor
rival takeover offer, it would not accept rating than Pendragon as a car dealer.
any pitched at less than 35p a share. Shareholders have also been offered
Pendragon employs 5,300 people a stake in a Pinewood/Lithia joint ven-
across 160 sites. In a statement, the ture in the US, which Pendragon says is
board said it had “unanimously re- worth another 0.6p a share.
jected an unsolicited and preliminary Pendragon shares had risen from
proposal” from Hedin and Penske that 18½p earlier in the week to 23¾p after
came with “a number of conditions, in- agreement of the Lithia offer. Following
cluding the completion of due diligence news of Hedin’s approach, the shares
and external debt financing” and “no rose again, up 3¼p, or 14 per cent, to
certainty that any firm offer will be close at 27p, a nine-month high.
The Leicester-based retailer, southeast England and London, seen lots of growth across lighting,
which has 180 branches and sells
curtains, bedding and furniture,
where the retailer is not so
prevalent. “We will open in areas of
rugs, occasional furniture and
occasional chairs, through to
and grow their
companies as the UK
expects to open between five to ten
branches in each of the next two
years. That is up from the three to
denser population .. . to reduce
drive time and make it more
convenient for customers. We
heritage categories like bedding
and curtains.”
The furnishings provider said
T economy recovers from
five average over the past five years.
Upcoming launches include taking
would love to have more stores in
the inner London boroughs.”
profit before tax had slid 7.8 per
cent to £192 million, with the group
the impact of high
space at the former John Lewis His comments came as the blaming a tightening on operational inflation and the cost
store in Watford. retailer posted another upbeat controls and the impact of cost
Wilkinson said: “[Wilko] had 400 trading update. It reported “record” inflation. The drop in profit was of living crisis
shops and we’re talking about five revenues of £1.64 billion in the year expected, thanks to an extensive
to ten shops a year, so we’re not one
of the players to say we’d like to
to July 1, rising 5.5 per cent from
last year’s figures as the British
update in July, but still sent
investors running for the exit
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retail chain benefited from soggy
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2.1 per cent, to £10.60. Network Network’s weekly
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akeover talk has not left potential yield of 9.9 per cent at the alleges the deals were corrupt
M&G since it was spun out 250 Asset management current price. and left it exposed to a potential
of the Asia-focused insurer £147m Can it be relied upon? In the near liability of $2 billion. Credit
Prudential four years ago. £124m future, it looks secure enough. Even Suisse has said that three former
The asset management 200 £118m the £352 million generated by the bankers hid their misconduct.
specialist has been valued at a underlying business is easily clear of
perennial discount to peers. Despite
150
Wealth the £153 million cost of the interim Lloyds branches axed
the shares outperforming rivals like £5m dividend declared for the period.
Jupiter, Schroders and Abrdn since £93m Further off, investors might Lloyds Banking Group intends to
the demerger, they still trade at an £91m question the sustainability of the close a further 35 branches next
undemanding ten times forward 100 dividend. Just over half of the capital year in another blow to high
earnings. That leaves the group in Heritage generated by the firm in the first half streets. The FTSE 100 lender set
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ooler inflation data released That makes the shares’ 14 per cent depressed level — before it comes Sainsbury’s sale, but analysts believe The battle to attract current
yesterday raised expectations discount against the NAV forecast by near breaching its covenants. that this year’s payment will be account holders is gathering pace,
that the Bank may hold off on analysts for the end of this financial Just over three quarters of the rent covered — just — by earnings. with Britain’s biggest building
increasing interest rates, or at least year more of an appealing trait than roll is linked to a measure of inflation That would make the discount society launching a £200
that monetary tightening is nearing a warning sign. Analysts think the on review, with a 4 per cent cap, baked into the shares even harder to switching offer and a savings
its peak. If accurate, London-listed NAV will return to growth at the end which explains a 2.7 per cent justify. account paying 8 per cent annual
property groups should be in store of June next year. underlying increase in rental income equivalent rate of interest for
for some much-needed relief. The sale of a group of 26 stores last year. That gives a certain degree 12 months. Nationwide said that
For Supermarket Income Reit, back to Sainsbury’s earlier this year of reliability to its income stream, ADVICE Buy the offer was available to people
whose tenant base is dominated by banked £431 million for the Reit, part which has an average unexpired WHY The shares offer a transferring a minimum of two
Britain’s big four grocery chains, of which was reinvested into cheaper lease term of 14 years. active direct debits to the account.
there are signs that the value of its supermarket properties and the rest The FTSE 250 constituent is now generous dividend yield A regular savings account last
estate might have already reached into paying down debt. targeting an increased dividend of at a cheap valuation offered a rate of 8 per cent in
the bottom. That has reduced the company’s 6.06p a share for the current 2013, according to Moneyfacts,
the financial information website.
PRICES
Major indices London Financial Futures Commodities
Markets Business
Housebuilders shored up
by hope for interest rates
Jessica Newman Market report
T
he stock market landscape consumer goods
for housebuilders looked
better yesterday than it has
in a long while. London’s
listed builders, hit hard by
the downturn in the UK property
Wheels come off at Tandem
C
market, became sought-after stocks as ash-strapped £9.8 million. The
data revealed a surprise and much consumers and company has decided
needed drop in inflation last month poor summer not to declare an
— bolstering bets that the Bank of weather has tipped interim dividend.
England may not increase rates today. Tandem Group into Steve Grant,
Taylor Wimpey took the top spot the red. chairman of the
on the FTSE 100 risers’ board with a Shares in the group Birmingham-based
gain of 6½p, or 5.6 per cent, to 121¾p. behind the Falcon and company, said that
Persimmon rose 53½p, or 5.1 per cent, Dawes bicycle brands, due to the challenging
to £11.00, while Barratt Developments which is listed on the trading backdrop the
was 21p, or 4.7 per cent, better off at Aim market, fell to board now anticipated
465½p. Not far behind was Berkeley their lowest level in that the group’s full-
Group Holdings, which added 139p, more than three years Fewer sunny days this year sales “will reduce
or 3.4 per cent, to £41.95. after it suffered a pre- summer saw spending between 11 per cent
The rally among housebuilders tax loss of £900,000 on bicycles slashed and 13 per cent
in the six months to against market
punters coming failed retail sites and the end of June, consumers’ disposable expectations”. He
Tenpin firm through the door. He bespoke leisure Wall Street report against a £300,000 income, leading to added that the group
said he was committed developments, the profit a year earlier. reduced spending. will be about break-
is on a roll to a value-for-money group was on the hunt It was not so much the prospect of Tandem blamed First-half revenues even at an underlying
for growth strategy but rather
than put up prices to
for bigger acquisitions.
“We continually
one more rate rise this year that
pushed indices lower but rather the
inflationary pressures,
higher interest rates
in its toys, sports and
leisure division
pre-tax profit level for
the year. The update
boost sales, the firm review the market for Federal Reserve message that rates and “persistent dropped 44 per cent, sent Tandem’s shares
E
nergy and food had lifted footfall via going-concern will stay higher for longer. The Dow unfavourable” while total revenues down 47½p, or
prices may have refurbishments and acquisitions, so watch Jones industrial average fell 76.85 weather conditions fell by almost a 22.6 per cent, to close
risen but the boss digital messaging. this space,” he said. points, or 0.2 per cent, to 34,440.88. for impacting quarter to at 162½p.
of the Tenpin bowling Customer visits “Everything is on the
brand is keeping a lid improved in the half- table. We’ve got a
on what he charges year from 4 million to strong cash position. underpinned a rebound in the 10.6 per cent, to close at 123½p after Action, the private equity group’s
customers (Dominic 4.2 million. We’re confident we can FTSE 100, which marched its largest shareholder called on the single biggest investment. The shares,
Walsh writes). In the 26 weeks to step it up a gear if we 71.45 points, or 0.9 per cent, higher to chemicals group to put itself up for which have risen more than 80 per
As well as restricting July 2, total sales at its need to . . . the future is 7,731.65, its best close in nearly four sale. Bytes Technology Group cent over the past 12 months, gave
food and drink 51 bowling centres rose bright.” months, while the more UK-focused followed suit, up 30p, or 6.3 per cent, back 31p, or 1.5 per cent, to £20.54.
inflation to 3.3 per by 3.3 per cent to He said the second FTSE 250 climbed 285.67 points, or to 503p as HSBC tipped its clients to Shares of Advanced Medical
cent, Graham £65.3 million, with half had started well, 1.6 per cent, to 18,712.37. buy the software seller, arguing that it Solutions have suffered, down more
Blackwell, 54, chief like-for-like sales up with like-for-like sales The upbeat inflation figures caused should continue to deliver mid-teens than 22 per cent on the back of a
executive of Ten 1.6 per cent. Adjusted up 12.8 per cent, investors to pile into property groups, growth over the next three years. shocking profit warning at the start of
Entertainment Group, pre-tax profits thanks to the cool and including the warehouse landlord Close Brothers saw its shares rise September. But things were looking
has cut the average improved slightly to wet July. Shares in Ten Segro, which gained 30p, or 4.1 per to a six-week high of 866½p, having up for the Cheshire-based company,
price per game from £15.8 million. Entertainment fell by cent, to 751¼p, while Unite, the gained 30½p, or 3.7 per cent, after it which makes and supplies surgical
£5.21 in 2019 to £4.90 Blackwell said that, 9p, or 3.2 per cent, to student halls provider, picked up 35p, snapped up Ireland’s Bluestone Motor dressings, after it revealed half-year
this year to keep as well as taking over close at 275p. or 3.9 per cent, to 937½p. Finance, which Shore Capital analysts results a touch ahead of expectations.
British Land, which raised its believe will “presumably arrest and Analysts at Liberum, who now tip
The day’s biggest movers rental growth outlook this week, rose subsequently reverse the decline in their clients to buy the stock, believe
12p, or 3.9 per cent, to 321¼p as the motor finance book in the region”. the sell-off “feels overdone”, with the
analysts at Stifel said the landlord’s Elsewhere, Pagegroup’s shares shares due to start rerating over the
tilt towards retail parks “appears to finished the day up 7¼p, or 1.8 per next few months. They closed up 6½p,
have been vindicated” with future cent, at 415¾p after the recruiter or 3.7 per cent, at 186½p.
return prospects looking “promising”. outlined its medium-term targets — Ten Lifestyle ticked all the boxes as
Kingfisher, which has suffered as a including £1.5 billion in shareholder the global concierge group said it
result of waning demand in the home returns and operating profits of expected to report record revenues of
improvement market, improved 9p, or £400 million by the end of the decade. £63 million this year, a 35 per cent
4.3 per cent, to 215¾p. Shares in 3i Group fell, despite rise on the year before. The shares
Leading the way on the FTSE 250 updating investors on the continued settled at their highest since March,
was Elementis, which put on 11¾p, or “impressive performance” from up 4¼p, or 4.3 per cent, at 103½p.
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Tom Kempinski
Playwright whose hit Duet for One, about a wheelchair-bound violinist, starred Frances de la Tour and was made into a film
When Tom Kempinski wrote Duet for Abingdon and he went up to Gonville
One, it would be fair to say that few & Caius College, Cambridge, to read
theatre directors saw the play’s potent- modern languages, but he suffered
ial, let alone that it would become a another breakdown and underwent
hit film starring Julie Andrews and psychiatric treatment in the Maudsley
Alan Bates. The general tenor of the Hospital, south London. He did not
rejection notes from the theatres that return to Cambridge but instead
turned down the play was “Who wants trained at Rada and went on to a
to see two people sitting down talking successful stage career, appearing in
for two hours?” Blitz!, Lionel Bart’s follow-up to Oliver!,
It turned out that an enormous num- and in 1963 joining Laurence Olivier’s
ber of people did, for Kempinski’s dia- newly formed National Theatre, where
logue was gripping and cathartic, and he took on supporting parts.
after the play finally received its pre- The highlight of his stage career
miere at the Bush Theatre in Shep- came with the title role in Charles
herd’s Bush in 1980, it was swiftly trans- Wood’s 1967 anti-war play Dingo at the
ferred to the Duke of York’s Theatre in Royal Court after the National had
the West End and then to Broadway. been forced to drop the play due to
The plot of Kempinski’s two-hander censorship problems with the lord
centred on the encounters between a chamberlain’s office. According to the
renowned concert violinist, wheel- veteran theatre critic Michael Coveney,
chair-bound and suicidal after being the success of the play — staged at the
struck down with multiple sclerosis, Court under club conditions — was
and a German-Jewish psychiatrist a factor in the abolition of theatre
attempting to convince her that life is censorship the following year.
still worth living, even though she can On television Kempinski
no longer make music. Whether she appeared in Z-Cars and Dixon
carried out her threat to take her of Dock Green, and on the big
own life was left hanging at the end of screen he drew on personal
the play. experience to play Albert
In the original production the violinist Frances de la Tour, then Kempinski’s wife, alongside David de Keyser in the gripping and Finney’s psychiatrist in Gum-
was played by Frances de la Tour, at the cathartic Duet for One at the Duke of York’s Theatre in London, 1980; right, Kempinski in 2016 shoe (1971), Stephen Frears’s
time Kempinski’s wife and the mother of directorial debut.
two of his three children, and her corus- instruments and musical scores to a else is completely true,” the playwright “You are He is survived by his children
cating performance won her an Olivier Steptoe-like rag-and-bone man who she remarked. Separation received its pre- afraid you Josh and Tamasin from his ten-
award for best actress. Kempinski also also asks to share her bed. Then, watch- miere at the Hampstead Theatre in are going to go year relationship with de la Tour,
earned a nomination as the writer. ing a film of one of her old concerts, she 1987 with a heavily padded David Su- berserk and and by his second wife, Sarah Tingay,
It was widely assumed that the play is driven to such despair that she takes an chet as the writer and Saskia Reeves as murder everyone out- an entertainment lawyer, and their
had been inspired by the plight of the overdose before her maid breaks into the actress. Michael Attenborough’s side, so you imprison yourself,” he said. daughter, Antonia. His first marriage
cellist Jacqueline du Pré, whose stellar the room to try to save her. production transferred to the West End Thomas Michael John Kempinski between 1967 and 1972 to Margaret
career was halted by MS in 1973, and Kempinski did not much like the for a run at the Comedy Theatre (now was born in Hendon, north London, in Nolan, who played a masseuse in the
her husband, the conductor Daniel screenplay he had written and com- renamed the Harold Pinter). 1938, the son of Melanie (née Rahmer) Bond film Goldfinger, ended in divorce.
Barenboim, but Kempinski denied it plained that they had made him “turn it Kempinski next came up with the and Gerhard Kempinski. His parents He was a man of the radical left who
and insisted that the work was consid- into a sort of Dallas”, but the film won a farce Sex Please, We’re Italian. Its crea- were German-Jewish hoteliers who had was active in the actors’ union Equity.
erably more personal. A clue lay in the Golden Globe nomination for Andrews tion, he said, had given him “a great deal fled Berlin for London two years earlier In the spring of 1968 he joined Peter
play’s title, for it was, in effect, an argu- and earned its writer £250,000. Having of pleasure after years of introspective and opened a restaurant bearing the Brook’s famous theatre workshop in
ment the playwright was having with separated from de la Tour, he used the writing”. However, when the play family name in Heddon Street, just off Paris but quit to join the student revolu-
his own tormented self. “Rage, ideas of cash to buy a new house. opened at the Young Vic in 1991, The Regent Street. tionaries on the streets. In 1973, with de
sexual perversion, ideas of torturing He followed this with Separation, New York Times called it “one of the When the Second World War broke la Tour, he was one of the co-founders
people, ideas that I had to suppress or another smart two-hander which was most spectacularly unfunny evenings out he was sent to America with his of the Workers Revolutionary Party, a
paralyse,” he said. “That’s the woman even more autobiographical than Duet the London theatre has seen in decades” father’s parents, but his grandfather Trotskyist group. Although he subse-
paralysed in the play.” for One and featured a lonely, over- and its star, Helen Mirren, was left died six months later. His grandmother quently denounced the party, he re-
When the director Andrei Koncha- weight agoraphobic playwright with “traumatised” by the first night. was unable to cope and he was fostered mained committed to the cause of a
lovsky turned Duet for One into a film six writer’s block: he falls in love with a Despite his bouts of writer’s block, in by a Jewish family in New York before workers’ revolution.
years later, Kempinski wrote the screen- young American actress with a neuro- total he wrote 40 plays but only the first he was sent back to Britain. Two years
play. In the film, the violinist’s star pupil logical disease that has left her unable to two enjoyed success. He also overcame later his father died and he had the Tom Kempinski, playwright, was born on
deserts, as does her husband, who runs walk without crutches. “Apart from the his weight problems and lost 12 stone but first of several nervous breakdowns. March 24, 1938. He died of undisclosed
off with his secretary. She gives away her bit where they fall in love, everything continued to battle with agoraphobia. His mother sent him to board at causes on August 2, 2023, aged 85
Franco Migliacci
Italian lyricist who co-wrote Volare, one of the bestselling songs of all time which was famously covered by Dean Martin
If Jerusalem is perhaps England’s alter- tured, when the dream ends, by looking petition held that year in the Nether- being shot at Cinecitta studios in Rome. breakthrough, Andavo a cento all’ora
native national anthem, then that into their lover’s eyes which are of the lands. That summer, however, it became He settled in the capital and, during its (1962), and many of the hits which
status in Italy is occupied by the ballad same hue. Arguably, the song encapsu- the second song to top the newly created golden age of cinema, appeared over the cemented Morandi’s standing as Italy’s
Nel blu, dipinto di blu, more popularly lates two key facets of Italy, its beauty Billboard Hot 100 chart in America, next decade in bit parts in two dozen darling of the decade. Among these
known as Volare. One of the best- — the warm southern sky — and its transcending the language barrier to sell films. He worked for directors such as were the Vietnam protest song C’era un
selling songs of all time, and frequently people’s desire for individual liberty. two million copies there. Dean Martin’s Dino Risi, Pietro Germi and Luigi Zam- ragazzo come me (1966), arranged by
heard on the soundtrack to films set in It was Modugno who added the song’s contemporary cover version, Volare, pa, and alongside the likes of Alberto Ennio Morricone and to which Mig-
the Bel Paese, it was sung by Domenico distinctive refrain — “Volare, oh, oh!” — sold another 1.5 million records. It Sordi, the comic actor, in L’arte di arran- liacci wrote the Italian lyrics. The song
Modugno and written by him with and the gentle swing of its music. In 1958 reached No 10 in the UK. giarsi (1954) and Ladro lui, ladra lei was covered by Joan Baez and per-
Franco Migliacci. it stormed to victory at Sanremo, Italy’s Numerous other versions have fol- (1958). He later did dubbing work. formed by her at the Isle of Wight festi-
Recollections varied as to the origin domestic song contest, aided by Modu- lowed, from artists including Gracie Migliacci also worked for a time as an val in 1970.
of its lyrics, familiar to all Italians but gno’s expressive performance in which, Fields, Barry White and the Gipsy illustrator, notably for a children’s Morandi would go on to sell an esti-
whose meaning — “In the blue, painted contrary to classical technique, he Kings. It has also featured in films such magazine, Il Pioniere. It was affiliated mated 50 million records, although he
blue” — at first blush appears obscure. spread his arms wide as he sang. as The Talented Mr Ripley (1999) and the to both the Scout movement and the endured a prolonged slump until he
Migliacci’s version, which had the ring That acknowledgment of American TV show Family Guy. In 2004 SIAE, the Italian Communist Party and first edit- was rescued by another song written
of truth, was that one day in 1957, when influence marked a de- Italian copyright agency, of which Mig- ed by Gianni Rodari, Italy’s best-known for him by Migliacci, Uno su mille (1985).
he was already in low spirits, he woke up cisive break with the liacci was then president, certified it as postwar writer for children. By his wife Gloria Wall, who survives
with a hangover after an unusually viv- native tradition em- the most-played Italian song in history. After their initial success, Modugno him with their children, Migliacci had
id dream. With a vision in his head of bodied by Caruso and Francesco Migliacci was born in and Migliacci collaborated for some two sons and a daughter. Laura is an
two paintings by Marc Chagall, The Red others, symbolising 1930 in Mantua. His father worked for years, with the latter writing the lyrics author and former TV personality, while
Rooster and The Artist and His Model, perhaps the moment Italy’s tax police, and when Franco to hit tunes such as Farfalle and Io. The Francesco is married to the sister of the
which depict a man flying and one with at which Italy, and was four the family moved to Flor- second of these was covered by Elvis wife of Mogol, the only rival to Migliac-
his face painted blue, the song’s title not merely Italian ence, where he grew up. His parents Presley as Ask Me (1964). ci’s fame in Italy as a pop lyricist. For all
came to him. popular music, en- made him study accounting but he Yet Migliacci came to chafe at the re- his success, however, no song of Mogol’s
He and Modugno, who had known tered the modern age. had already discovered his strictive nature of their partnership, is likely ever to take the place in the Ital-
each other since meeting on a film set The song only came artistic bent. and in the early Sixties their friendship ian psyche of Migliacci’s masterpiece.
five years before, worked for several third in the Eurovision com- At the start of the 1950s, he fractured when he went off to write for
months on the somewhat surreal won a competition for other Italian artists. He was to be par- Franco Migliacci, songwriter, was born
words. They tell of someone soaring off Migliacci said he thought of young actors that gained ticularly associated with Gianni Mo- on October 28, 1930. He died on
into the blue yonder, a feeling recap- the title after a vivid dream him a minor role in a film randi: it was Migliacci who supplied his September 15, 2023, aged 92
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News. Isaiah himself said, “Lord, who SHAH
The King and Queen drove at the Palace of Versailles. Cullompton, and was received believed our message?” So then, faith Jennifer (née White) (born 1943) died
to the Arc de Triomphe and The following are in by His Majesty’s Lord- comes from hearing the message, and the surrounded by her family at home in
were received by The attendance: the Rt Hon James Lieutenant of Devon (Mr message comes through preaching Christ. Wiltshire, after a long chronic and
Romans 10.16–17 (GNB) painful illness on 20th August 2023.
President of the French Cleverly MP (Secretary of David Fursdon). Married to ex-newspaper owner and
Republic and Madame State for Foreign, Bible verses are provided by the writer Eddy Shah for nearly 56 years,
Bible Society she was a young aspiring, successful
Macron. Commonwealth and model and actress with credits in
His Majesty was received Development Affairs), the Rt St James’s Palace Carry on Doctor, the original Bond
with a Royal Salute and Hon Sir Clive Alderton, Mr 20th September, 2023 Births Casino Royale (her picture is on the
inspected the Guard of Christopher Fitzgerald, Ms Eva The Princess Royal, Patron, DVD cover with David Niven and
EDEN on 14th September 2023 to Helen Ursula Andress), Night Train to Paris,
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Faubourg Saint-Honoré, The King and The President Andreae, Ms Laura Sullivan, morning visited the St Francis John Robert. Must Be Belgium with Suzanne
Paris Andrews Centre, Harlow Moor Pleshette and Ian McShane. She did a
of the French Republic laid a Dr Douglas Glass, Lieutenant GARE on 8th September 2023 to Olivia number of TV shows for Granada TV’s
20th September, 2023 wreath at the Tomb of the Colonel Jonathan Thompson Road, Harrogate, and was and Thomas, a son, Maximilian Vincent famous Drama Years, including the
The King and Queen left Unknown Soldier and and Mrs Sophia Densham. received by His Majesty’s Cusworth, brother to Hector. big series The Caesars (as Caligula’s
sister). She met Eddy, who was a
Farnborough Airport, rekindled the Eternal Flame, Lord-Lieutenant of North studio manager, married him and left
Kensington Palace Yorkshire (Mrs Johanna Forthcoming Marriages
Hampshire, this morning for and subsequently signed the the showbiz world two years later to
the State Visit to France. 20th September, 2023 Ropner). MR W. S. R. WHEATLEY have children and set up home in
Livre d’Or. AND DR A. I. BROEKHUIZEN south Manchester. Shah was made
Their Majesties were His Majesty and The The Prince of Wales this Her Royal Highness later The engagement is announced between redundant three years later, and the
received at the Airport by the President, with Her Majesty morning arrived at Heathrow visited Claro Enterprises William, son of Mr and Mrs Wheatley of couple decided to sell their home and
Airport, London, from the Community Workshop, Spa Sunbury-on-Thames, Surrey, and Amber, start a newspaper. She was very
Lord Parker of Minsmere and Madame Macron, daughter of Mr and Dr Broekhuizen of involved in its early days (as well as
(Lord Chamberlain) and His afterwards drove in a United States of America. Road, Harrogate, to mark its Hampton, London. having three children, Martyn,
Majesty’s Lord-Lieutenant of ceremonial procession to the Mr Jean-Christophe Gray, Thirtieth Anniversary. Tamsyn and Alex) and it ended up as
Deaths the biggest privately owned and run
Hampshire (Mr Nigel Élysée Palace, accompanied by Mr Lee Thompson, Mr David The Princess Royal this provincial newspaper group. Then
Atkinson). a mounted escort of the Hunt and Mr Louis Reynolds afternoon visited Woods of BISHOP Patricia M, peacefully passed Jennifer got cervical cancer, at the
The King and Queen this Republican Guard. were in attendance. Harrogate Limited Fine Linens away at home on Sunday 10th September same time as the trade unions
2023. Mother of Tim and Sarah and a attacked Shah’s printing works. She
afternoon arrived at The King, accompanied by The Princess of Wales, Joint Company, Prince Albert Row, beloved grandmother. She will be sadly totally supported her husband
Paris-Orly Airport and were The President of the French Patron, the Royal Foundation 65-69 Station Parade, missed by all her family, loved ones and through her illness where Christie’s
received by His Majesty’s of The Prince and Princess of Harrogate. friends. The funeral service will be held at Cancer Hospital saved her life. Shah
Republic, later walked to the Weston Mill Crematorium, Plymouth, on sold the business in 1988 and, apart
Ambassador to the French Residence of His Majesty’s Wales, this morning held a Her Royal Highness later 13th October at 12.15pm. No flowers by from investing in leisure businesses,
Republic (Her Excellency Ambassador, where The King Meeting at Windsor Castle. visited Hollybank Trust Care request, donations if desired for St Luke’s he spent time looking after his wife.
Hospice may be left online at wcpltd.com She was told three times that she
Dame Menna Rawlings), the and The President planted a Centre, Far Common Road, All inquiries to Walter C. Parson, St Judes, wouldn’t last more than two months.
Ambassador from the French tree gifted by The President. St James’s Palace Mirfield, to mark its Seventieth PL4 8PJ, tel: 01752 665438. The couple dropped out, living on
Republic to the Court of St The King and Queen were 20th September, 2023 Anniversary, and was received their own, finding ways and investing
in medical treatments for her
James’s (Mrs Hélène Duchêne) entertained this evening at a The Duchess of Edinburgh this by Mrs Helen Thompson (Vice EVERS Penelope Anne Mansell (née recurring and spreading illnesses. She
and the Prime Minister of State Banquet given by The morning attended a Lord-Lieutenant of West Green) died on 14th September 2023, aged became wheelchair and bed-bound as
the French Republic Lieutenancy Charity Meeting Yorkshire). 79. Darling wife of the late Chris, mother of she fiercely fought for her life, in
President of the French Toby and Sophie, mother-in-law of Becca, between hospital and home
and Granny P to Ivy and Rose. Funeral 1pm treatment, for the next eight years.
on 18th October at Seven Hills Her family was with her when she
Crematorium, Ipswich, and afterwards at passed away in her home. She is to be
the Harbour Room, Levington Marina. buried this week at St Peter’s Church
Donations in lieu of flowers to the Blossom in Langley Burrell, Wiltshire, where
Appeal, Ipswich Hospital. they have lived for 20 years.
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Broadcasting sentencing remarks and language and kept as short as reasona-
other appeal court proceedings has bly practicable”.
been so successful in the eyes of the Burnett’s support for using techno-
departing lord chief justice that he has logy and the media to open the doors of
said, “There is a strong argument that the courts comes as Ministry of Justice
we need to go further.” officials wade through responses sub-
In one of his final speeches before mitted to a government consultation
retiring at the end of this month, Lord on open justice that closed at the begin-
Burnett of Maldon said that the broad- ning of the month. Officials tell The
casting of crown court sentencing re- Times that the ministry received more Mr Justice Goss gave a whole-life order to Lucy Letby, the serial child killer and former nurse, at Manchester crown court
marks, which began in July last year, than a hundred individual submissions,
has been “successful beyond our expec- which will be considered before the justice”. As well as expanding the around the single justice procedure, a make the processes accessible to re-
tations”. government publishes its response broadcasting of crown court sentences, process that is designed to deal swiftly porters, with the introduction of a
Speaking at the annual conference of early next year. they suggest that the media should also with low-level, non-imprisonable of- system to allow the press and public to
the Commonwealth Magistrates’ and Broadcasters lobbied hard to be able be able to film victim impact state- fences, where a single magistrate deals join sessions on request. The associa-
Judges’ Association, the country’s most to film some sentencing. In a joint re- ments, the defendant entering court, with cases behind closed doors, without tion calls for a “push to conduct single
senior judge predicted that broadcast- sponse to the consultation, the BBC, opening and closing speeches by law- press attendance. justice sessions in court, rather than at
ing of sentencing remarks “will inevita- Sky News, ITN and the Press Associa- yers, prosecution and defence senten- The Magistrates’ Association, which home” and for the results and out-
bly be opened up” to cover a wider tion, who carry out the filming in the cing submissions and the judge’s direc- represents those dealing with that pro- comes “to be published afterwards on a
range of cases. crown courts and Court of Appeal, sug- tions to the jury. Their response also cedure, echoes the Bar’s concerns over reliable basis”. As things stand, the asso-
He suggested that future broadcast- gest broadcasting has been a “landmark the “opacity” of the process. “Any oper- ciation says that the listing of cases does
ing was likely to include judicial review
challenges of government decisions
positive change for public knowledge of
the legal system” and the rule of law.
‘The broadcasting of ational benefit or efficiency improve-
ment provided by such processes must
not provide sufficient transparency of
the process” and “because the process
that were heard in the High Court They argue that the experience of sentencing remarks will be looked at through the prism of the cannot be observed, justice cannot be
where there was intense public interest. broadcasting courts shows that the impact on open justice, which must al- seen to be done”.
While Burnett said that he was unper- media can be trusted to act responsibly inevitably be opened up’ ways be of paramount concern,” the The Bar Council raises concerns over
suaded that broadcasting oral evidence and that fears of disruption or grand- association says. the online plea and allocation system,
of witnesses was desirable, he acknowl- standing lawyers and judges are un- suggests that the public should be able The body suggests that defendants which is scheduled to be introduced in
edged that there was a “serious debate founded. They say that filming in the to see High Court proceedings, extradi- do not sufficiently understand the pro- magistrates’ court proceedings to en-
ahead about other parts of some crimi- crown court “has been a significant sea- tion hearings, courts martial, magis- cess and as a result they either do not able pleas to be entered online rather
nal trials”. change for openness and open justice” trates’ sentencing, coroners’ inquests, seek legal advice or fail to respond to than in open court. The council warns
More broadly, Burnett gave a resulting in greater prominence of the tribunal decisions and youth, family prosecution notices, which are sent by that the change will mean that some of-
thumbs-up to open proceedings and justice system in the public sphere and and court of protection cases. post. “As the system may appear to be fences will have no public hearing.
the notion that justice should be seen to boosting court reporting. Acknowledging the positive impact administrative rather than judicial, Other groups, including the Law
be done. He acknowledged the role Accepting that “not every aspect of on open justice made by broadcasting people may not realise the importance Society and the campaigning organisa-
played by the media in increasing the every trial could be filmed”, they want and remote hearings, in its response the of responding and thus risk ending up tion Justice, highlight the importance
public’s awareness of what happened in to see a move away from the default Bar Council — the professional body with a criminal conviction without en- of improving court listings to enable the
courts. He said that judges also had a position of not broadcasting proceed- for barristers in England and Wales — tering a plea,” the association says. As press and public to see the cases that are
role to play by ensuring that their judg- ings to give “real effect to the public’s voices concerns over transparency in well as doing more to inform defend- taking place, and the need for better da-
ments were written in “clear, accessible right to see justice being done and open some cases. It highlights concerns ants, officials stress that it is “vital” to ta collection through the justice system.
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Today Sunny spells and scattered showers, longer spells of rain in western Scotland. Max 19C (66F), min 2C (36F) Weather Eye
Paul Simons
Around Britain Five days ahead Wind speed Sea state Orkney Shetland
Key: b=bright, c=cloud, d=drizzle, pc=partly cloudy Becoming drier in the 34 Calm
du=dull, f=fair, fg=fog, h=hail, m=mist, r=rain, (mph) 29 12
sh=showers, sl=sleet, sn=snow, s=sun, t=thunder south and east for a time, Slight 28
*=previous day **=data not available but further rain is likely in Temperature Moderate
Rough
Temp C Rain mm Sun hr* the north and west 28 (degrees C)
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midday yesterday 24 hrs to 5pm yesterday
11 26
17 R 14.2 0.2
Tomorrow Flood alerts and warnings
Aberdeen
A mixture of sunny spells and
Aberporth 15 C 14.8 0.0
scattered showers, followed by a At 17:00 on Wednesday there were 15
Anglesey 16 B 5.8 0.0 rather chilly night. three flood warnings and 17 flood 10
Aviemore 17 R 20.6 1.5 Max 18C, min 1C alerts in England, three flood warnings
Barnstaple 16 C 8.8 ** 21
T
18 R 2.6 **
and 30 flood alerts in Wales, and seven Aberdeen
C F his week auroras have
Bedford 35 95
flood warnings and five flood alerts in been seen lighting up the
Belfast 14 R 5.0 0.8
Scotland. 30 86
Birmingham 16 R 10.2 **
For further information and updates night skies in stunning
Bournemouth 18 R 19.2 0.0 14 NORTH 25 77
pillars of glowing green,
in England visit flood-warning- 20 68
Bridlington 17 C 9.4 **
information.service.gov.uk, for Wales SEA 15 59 red and purple over many
Bristol 17 C 11.8 0.2
16 C 20.4 0.1 naturalresources.wales/flooding and 11 10 50
Camborne
13 for Scotland SEPA.org.uk Edinburgh parts of the UK, at least where the
Cardiff 18 R 6.8 0.2
17
17 Glasgow 5 41
skies have been clear enough of
Edinburgh 17 S 10.0 0.0 0 32
Eskdalemuir 14 C 54.6 0.1
14 22 -5 23 clouds to give a good view.
Glasgow 15 R 23.4 0.0 -10 14 Auroras are most frequent and
17 R 10.2 ** 18
Hereford Londonderry
Herstmonceux 19 C 2.4 0.0 ATLANTIC
-15 5 most intense the further north you
Ipswich 19 B 0.0 0.4
Newcastle are, and so in the UK the best
OCEAN Carlisle
Isle of Man 16 PC 2.2 0.0
Saturday Belfast sightings have been in northern
Isle of Wight 19 C 1.2 ** 16
Jersey 22 PC 0.0 0.6 Cloud and rain spreading across 15 14 Scotland. But auroras have also
Ireland, but largely dry elsewhere with 14
Keswick 15 R 59.8 ** sunny spells. rk
York been seen as far south as Herne Bay
Kinloss 21 R 13.2 2.9 in Kent and Penzance in Cornwall.
Max 18C, min 4C 13
Leeds 16 R 8.8 **
Lerwick 12 C 5.8 7.2 Manchester Hull
Although an aurora can happen at
Leuchars 19 D 7.4 0.4 Liverpoo
Liverpool 16 any time of the year, there is an
Lincoln 17 R 4.8 0.0 Galway IRISH 17
upsurge of activity around the
Liverpool 17 C 2.6 ** 13 SEA 16 Sheffield
London 20 C 5.2 0.0 Dublin equinoxes, and the autumn equinox
Llandudno
Lyneham 16 C 15.4 0.2 occurs this Saturday. This year is
Manchester 17 R 7.6 0.0
19 R 0.0 0.3
13 15 Nottingham particularly good because the sun is
Margate Shrewsbury
16 growing more active as it
Milford Haven 17 R 12.6 **
Norwich
Newcastle 16 C 2.6 ** 5 approaches solar maximum in 2025
14
Nottingham 16 R 11.2 0.0
17
Birmingham Cambridge in its 11-year cycle of activity, when
Orkney 15 R 5.6 8.7 Cork
Oxford 18 R 6.4 ** 15 magnetic storms on the sun reach
Swansea Oxford 18
Plymouth 17 R 13.0 ** their peak, seen in the increasing
Portland 16 C 13.8 ** Cardiff
Scilly, St Mary’s 16 C 9.8 **
Sunday Channel Islands CELTIC 18 numbers of sunspots on its surface.
Shoreham 19 C 4.2 0.0 Windy and cloudy with rain across
SEA Bristol London As the sun erupts with magnetic
northern and western areas, but
Shrewsbury 15 R 13.2 0.1 mainly dry with sunny intervals in the 17
Snowdonia 13 C 45.8 ** southeast. Southampton
storms, it blasts out charged
16 particles which hurtle through
Southend 20 C 0.4 0.3 Max 21C, min 10C eter
Exeter
South Uist 14 C 28.8 ** 19 Plymouth Brighton space, and when these smash into
Stornoway 15 PC 5.6 1.1
Tiree 15 D 25.2 0.0
the Earth’s upper atmosphere, they
Whitehaven 14 R 82.8 1.8 19
17 can set off powerful geomagnetic
CHANNEL 4
Wick 16 C 12.2 ** 19 storms. These storms excite oxygen
Yeovilton 17 R 6.6 0.0
and nitrogen gases high up in the
17
General situation: Sunny spells and heavy with hail and thunder. Light in northern areas during the afternoon, atmosphere and make them glow
The world 21
scattered showers, some thundery. to moderate west or southwesterly but also some sunny spells. Light like coloured neon lights — oxygen
All readings local midday yesterday
E Eng, E Mids, E Anglia, London, winds. Maximum 18C (64F), to moderate west or southwesterly giving off green and red, nitrogen
Alicante 28 PC Madeira 25 PC 19 SE Eng: A largely dry and sunny start, minimum 4C (39F). winds. Maximum 16C (61F), glowing blue and deep red.
Amsterdam 20 B Madrid 22 PC but cloud will increase with a few Scotland: Rather cloudy with minimum 5C (41F).
Athens 28 S Malaga 28 PC
scattered heavy showers during the persistent rain in northern and western NW Eng, Cen N Eng, Lake District, Twice as many geomagnetic
Auckland 18 S Mallorca 27 PC storms happen on average around
Monday afternoon, locally thundery. Light areas, but drier with sunny spells IoM, NE Eng: Much of the day will be
Bahrain 36 S Malta 33 S
Bangkok 34 PC Melbourne 17 B Mainly dry in the southeast with
to moderate southwesterly winds. further south and east. Moderate to dry with sunny spells, but areas of the time of the equinoxes in March
Barbados ** ** Mexico City 25 PC bright or sunny spells, but rather Maximum 19C (66F), near-gale southwesterly winds, turning cloud will bring a few well-scattered and September compared with the
Barcelona 23 PC Miami 33 T cloudy and breezy elsewhere with minimum 6C (43F). northwesterly in the west. Maximum showers, most frequent in the west.
showers or outbreaks of rain. Wales, SW Eng, Cen S Eng, W Mids, 17C (63F), minimum 4C (39F). Light to moderate southwesterly
rest of the year, and so equinoxes
Beijing 27 S Milan 21 R
Beirut 29 PC Mombasa 30 PC Max 23C, min 8C Channel Is: A mixture of sunny N Ireland, Republic of Ireland: winds. Maximum 17C (63F), are prime times for spotting auroras.
Belgrade 26 S Montreal 16 C spells and scattered showers, some Scattered showers, most widespread minimum 2C (36F). Usually the Earth’s magnetic field
Berlin 22 S Moscow 23 S helps to shield us from the onslaught
Bermuda 29 PC Mumbai 31 ** 17
Bordeaux 26 PC Munich 22 S Tides Noon today of solar storms, but around the
Brussels 20 PC Nairobi 27 B Tidal predictions.
HIGH equinoxes the tilt of the Earth’s
Bucharest 25 S Naples 30 PC Heights in metres
17
1016 magnetic poles creates cracks in the
Budapest 26 PC New Orleans 32 S Today Ht Ht 1024
Buenos Aires ** ** New York 23 B 22 Aberdeen 05:34 3.9 18:00 3.7 magnetic field.
Cairo 30 PC Nice 24 C Avonmouth 11:24 11.5 23:44 11.3 And when these cracks are open,
Calcutta 28 ** Nicosia 31 PC Belfast 03:16 3.4 15:32 3.2 LOW the magnetic field on Earth becomes
Canberra 22 S Oslo 9 R 19 11:04 10.8 23:22 10.5
Cardiff 1008
Cape Town 18 PC Paris 23 PC 09:53 4.8 22:09 4.7 992
connected to that on the sun and
Devonport 1016
Chicago 16 R Perth 19 B
Dover 02:49 6.3 15:11 6.3 lets the sun’s charged particles flood
Copenhagen 20 DU Prague 23 S 1008
30 PC 11 PC Tuesday Dublin 03:52 3.7 16:18 3.6 down towards the Earth’s north and
Corfu Reykjavik
Bright or sunny spells, especially in Falmouth 08:53 4.6 21:10 4.5 south magnetic poles, setting off the
Delhi 33 ** Riga 19 PC 1000
the southeast, but rather cloudy in Greenock 04:35 3.5 16:57 3.2
Dubai 40 S Rio de Janeiro ** **
the north and west with occasional Cold front geomagnetic storms and energising
Dublin 15 SH Riyadh 40 S Harwich 03:55 3.7 16:03 3.8
Faro 24 S Rome 26 S
outbreaks of rain.
Holyhead 02:19 5.1 14:45 4.9 1008 Warm front the gasses that glow in the lights of
Max 22C, min 5C Occluded front the auroras.
Florence 25 PC San Francisco 21 PC Hull 10:36 6.7 22:57 6.4 1016
Frankfurt 24 PC Santiago 16 S Leith 06:57 5.0 19:23 4.8 NIGEL Trough
Geneva 24 PC São Paulo ** ** Liverpool 02:59 8.5 15:25 8.2
Gibraltar
Helsinki
25
14
PC
R
Seoul
Seychelles
21
28
R
B
15 London Bridge
Lowestoft
05:59
01:43
6.3
2.3
18:19
13:56
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2.4
Synoptic situation Highs and lows
24hrs to 5pm yesterday
Hours of darkness
Aberdeen 19:42-06:23
Speak directly to one
30 SH Low pressure centred close to
of our forecasters on
Hong Kong 31 PC Singapore Milford Haven 10:23 6.1 22:42 5.9
Warmest: Cavendish, Belfast 19:56-06:39
Honolulu 32 B St Petersburg 19 B
15 Morecambe 03:10 8.5 15:37 8.2 northern Scotland will dominate Suffolk, 22.2C Birmingham 19:39-06:23
Istanbul 24 S Stockholm 15 B the weather across the British
Jerusalem
Johannesburg
30
23
PC
S
Sydney
Tel Aviv
33
30
S
PC
20 Newhaven
Newquay
03:00
09:16
6.1
6.1
15:18
21:36
6.0
6.0 Isles, bringing a mixture of
sunny spells and scattered
Coldest: Bealach Na Ba, 3.2C
Wettest: Shap,
Cumbria, 82.8mm
Cardiff
Exeter
19:44-06:28
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Oban 09:48 3.4 21:55 3.3 Sunniest: Kirkwall, 8.7hrs* Glasgow 19:50-06:32
Kuala Lumpur 31 PC Tenerife 28 PC heavy showers, some thundery,
** ** 30 PC 19 Penzance 08:47 4.9 21:03 4.8 Liverpool 19:44-06:27 8am to 5pm daily (calls are charged
Kyiv Tokyo most frequent in southern and
28 PC 17 PC Portsmouth 03:26 4.3 15:50 4.3 Sun and moon London 19:32-06:16 at £1.55 plus network extras)
Lanzarote Vancouver western areas. An occluded For Greenwich Manchester 19:41-06:24
Las Palmas 27 PC Venice 26 PC Shoreham 03:05 5.7 15:26 5.6 Sun rises: 06.44
The Times weather page Southampton 03:09 4.4 15:09 4.3
front will bring longer spells of Newcastle 19:39-06:21
Lima 18 D Vienna 25 PC Sun sets: 19.02
rain to western and northern Moon rises: 14.15 Norwich 19:27-06:10
Lisbon 22 PC Warsaw 22 S is provided by Swansea 10:21 8.2 22:37 8.0
Scotland, and also parts of Moon sets: 21.18 Penzance 19:53-06:38
Los Angeles 23 PC Washington 23 B Tees 07:51 5.0 20:24 4.8
Luxor 36 S Zurich 22 PC
Northern Ireland. First quarter: September 22 Sheffield 19:38-06:21
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Sport
4.10 Handicap (£4,187: 1m) (12) 3.10 Handicap (£5,757: 1m 4f) (8)
Ayr
Rob Wright
7.00 Handicap (£13,500: 7f) (14)
8.00 Handicap (£4,004: 5f) (9) 4.55 Maiden Stakes (£4,860: 1m) (8)
5.05 Handicap (3-Y-O: £4,397: 1m) (11)
2.25 Handicap (£4,187: 5f) (21) 8.30 Handicap (£4,004: 1m 2f) (12) 5.30 Handicap (£5,757: 1m) (13)
Chelmsford
Rob Wright
Pontefract
5.24 Handicap (£4,793: 1m 6f) (7) Rob Wright 6.10 Handicap (Div II: £3,768: 7f) (10)
Yarmouth
Rob Wright
Course specialists
Ayr: Trainers C Johnston, 8 winners from 30
runners, 26.7%; J J Quinn, 16 from 82, 19.5%;
I Jardine, 37 from 278, 13.3%. Jockeys B Garritty,
15 winners from 91 rides, 16.5%; J Fanning, 36
from 222, 16.2%; D C Costello, 3 from 19, 15.8%.
Chelmsford: Trainers J Jones, 4 from 14, 28.6%;
2.45 Maiden Stakes (2-Y-O: £5,373: 1m) (8) J J Quinn, 20 from 73, 27.4%; J Tate, 32 from 133,
24.1%. Jockeys J Crowley, 25 from 86, 29.1%;
2.35 Novice Stakes (2-Y-O: £4,320: 6f) (12) W Buick, 19 from 109, 17.4%; N Callan, 15 from 96,
6.30 Handicap (£4,004: 7f) (14) 15.6%.
Pontefract: Trainers G Boughey, 8 from 24,
33.3%; S & E Crisford, 5 from 15, 33.3%; A Murphy,
3.35 Handicap (£8,898: 1m 2f) (7) 5 from 16, 31.2%. Jockeys H Crouch, 4 from 11,
36.4%; R Havlin, 4 from 16, 25%; T Marquand,
7 from 32, 21.9%.
Yarmouth: Trainers R Beckett, 3 from 10, 30%;
W Haggas, 31 from 122, 25.4%; E Walker, 10 from
49, 20.4%. Jockeys James Doyle, 17 from 71,
3.20 Nursery (2-Y-O: £5,653: 6f) (11) 23.9%; A Farragher, 8 from 37, 21.6%; C Planas,
4 from 20, 20%.
Sport Cricket
Bowler accused
Forgotten man Nair
shows class to hold up of racial slur
Surrey’s title charge Elizabeth Ammon
An investigation has been launched in-
K arun Nair
played the last
of his six Tests
for India in March
2017 and has since
the chance. Yesterday
against Surrey, the
County Championship
title favourites, he
completed a 16th first-
to the alleged use of racially offensive
language by the Sussex seam bowler
Ari Karvelas during a match against
Leicestershire last week.
Karvelas, 29, is alleged to have said of
often despaired of a class hundred with a the Leicestershire and Pakistan bats-
career that seemingly stream of stunning man Umar Amin: “Send him back to the
lost its way (Mark and unorthodox village he came from.” The ECB con-
Baldwin writes). strokes, moving swiftly firmed that an investigation by its in-
Last year, the to 144 not out before tegrity department is under way but
31-year-old who scored bad light and heavy would not reveal its nature.
303 not out against rain ruled out any The Cricketer reported that Rehan
England in 2016, further play from 2pm. Ahmed, the England and Leicester-
tweeted: “Dear Nair’s brilliance may shire spinner who was at the non-strik-
cricket, give me one not only frustrate er’s end at the time, took issue with Kar-
more chance.” More Surrey’s title tilt but velas’s comment. It is understood that
recently, he spoke of could give Northants a Karvelas claims it was not racially moti-
finding “light at the glimmer of hope for vated but relates to the common term
end of a very dark survival. They resume “village” in English cricket, used to de-
tunnel” as he today at 351 for nine scribe a player who is not very good.
rediscovered his form and must win here and Sussex declined to comment beyond
and confidence. beat Essex next week what Paul Farbrace, the head coach,
When to have an outside said on Monday: “We have decided it is
Northamptonshire chance of climbing not appropriate for Ari Karvelas to be
offered him a three- above Kent and made available for selection until the
match contract this Middlesex, but crazier investigation that is in place has been
month, Nair jumped at things have happened. Nair, who scored 303 against England seven years ago, inset, struck 144 not out to frustrate leaders Surrey concluded.” The club also confirmed
that Karvelas would not comment.
Sport
C
title at the 2021 US Open, she is eager to physically, if I feel competitive and en- harley Hull and United States in 2019 think this is the now was taken because they had heard
go all the way on home soil. “I’d say 100 joy what I do, why would I limit myself? Georgia Hall are and 2021. strongest team we’ve nothing from Ukad and were unsure if
per cent, Wimbledon is the dream,” Ra- “I would like to play them [the confident that “I think this is a ever had on paper, for there would ever be an appeal.
ducanu said. “It always has been. The Olympics] one more time,” Nadal said. Europe have their very, very strong sure. Like Charley Benn said he still advocated life bans
ultimate dream [is] still and always has “I have not had the slightest “strongest team” as team,” she said. “It’s said, there’s not one for those who dope deliberately. “But
been to win Wimbledon.” conversation with him [Alcaraz] but I they bid to win a third got a lot of depth.” weak player on our if you are innocent don’t let it be trial
Raducanu has been dogged by physi- would also like to and it would be a good successive Solheim Hall, the 2018 Open team. So, yeah, we’re by media or politics because that’s
cal problems since she started compet- motivation, another incentive for me to Cup for the first time. champion who is very confident going what this is,” he said. “Hopefully,
ing full-time on the WTA Tour after her be able to close my Olympic cycle play- Hull, 27, has a making her fourth into this.” people will give me the benefit of
US Open triumph. In the 26 ing with Carlos.” the doubt.”
Sport
Sport Rugby World Cup
T
England side. The most interesting selections will he immediate Arundell and Smith.
Farrell is available again having 4 5 come in the back line. Smith and Farrell reaction to Last week there
completed his four-match ban for a D Ribbans G Martin were brought together as a playmaking that England were 5,000 fans who
dangerous tackle on the Wales back- duo in the No 10 and 12 shirts by the team, seeing did not turn up to the
row forward Taine Basham last month. 6 8 7 former head coach Eddie Jones, but Marcus Japan game in Nice.
He will regain the captaincy, with struggled to gel as a pairing. Smith and Henry Some who did go
Courtney Lawes set to be rested. L Ludlam B Vunipola J Willis Jones had huge success using Ford Arundell in the back booed the team after
Daly, who has started England’s first and Farrell in those positions at the three, seems to fall an aimless Alex
two World Cup matches on the wing, is 9 start of his reign with England — in into two camps — the Mitchell kick that
primed to move to outside centre D Care 10 2016 and 2017, when England won a Six optimists and dribbled over the
alongside Ollie Lawrence in the mid- Nations grand slam and 18 Tests in a pessimists (writes Will dead-ball line as the
field. O Farrell 12 row. Kelleher). English strategy bored
With three weeks until England’s O Lawrence 13 The pair also combined superbly The optimists, who them to frustration.
likely World Cup quarter-final on when England beat New Zealand in the might have decided to Others at home
October 15 — probably against Wales, E Daly 2019 World Cup semi-final. Ford was spend their Saturday switched off before
Fiji or Australia — Borthwick has time 11 15 14 dropped by Jones in 2021, the last time elsewhere, with a low- England rallied to
to try new tactics. H Arundell M Smith M Malins he and Farrell truly combined for key England-Chile secure a bonus-point
England are expected to beat World England. game, are suddenly win. Will those fans
Cup debutants Chile convincingly, but When the knockout stage begins, thinking it may be who turned off early
the coach seems to be using the pool D said. “I’ve come back Steward is likely to retain his usual full- worth tuning in for. now be persuaded to
match as a trial run for fringe players, from a couple of injuries back spot, but Smith can show he is a The prospect of turn on the television
untried combinations and those that made me think I’ll viable option there — albeit against Smith dazzling from — and keep it on?
players who have yet to feature. never get this opportu- weak opposition. full back, hitch- That is where the
Arundell and Malins have nity again and I chuck This week the attack coach, Richard kicking and goose- pessimists come in,
not played a minute of this myself into it as Wigglesworth, talked up the prospect stepping could bring though. Any mention
World Cup yet, but they much as I can. I of Smith playing full back. “He just back some joy to of “fun” and
have a chance to shine on don’t think any- jumped at it,” Wigglesworth said. “ ‘I’d watching England. So Borthwick’s team in
the wings. one of us would love to give it a go.’ That’s his attitude, too could the the same sentence
In the pack Jack feel aggrieved [it’s] infectious, [he] wants to play appearance of produces a knowing
Willis is set for his because of the the game and it brought great life to Arundell. scoff, to equal that of
World Cup debut, at quality in the back the pitch in the two performances The 20-year-old was the players and
open-side flanker, as row. so far. so electric in his first coaches who are
the starting pair of “There’s no re- “He’s trained there a fair bit and he’s season at London Irish annoyed they are not
Ben Earl and Lawes sentment towards been really impressive, he really has. It’s that the previous head receiving the credit
are rotated. the players that are definitely something that you look at coach, Eddie Jones, they think they
Willis has been trav- playing. We want more and more because of his attitude compared him to deserve for winning
elling reserve for the the team to be to it and how positive he is with it, and Bryan Habana, David their opening two
first two matches, so successful. We want then how he’s performed on the train- Campese, Jason World Cup games.
is determined to to get as far as we can ing field as well. Robinson and Matt Many England
make an impact. in this tournament, “One, he wants the ball. He is desper- Giteau. supporters have
Because he has re- no matter whether ate to get his hands on the ball, first and For his first try, with decided that this
signed for Toulouse, the you’re starting, on foremost. But he’s been really smart his first touch in Perth England team, with
French club he joined after the demise the bench travelling re- with where he positions himself, how last summer, he ran their kick-first style,
of Wasps last season, he will not be eligi- serve or not involved, he gets it, and hasn’t tried to play like a through and over two cannot be
ble for England after the World you want the best for the ten out wide. He’s gone, ‘Get me the ball, Wallabies. What an entertaining, which is
Cup. Willis will give everything team. and then I’ll play on.’ impact. premature and harsh.
to the national team while he “I love playing for “Then he’ll use the capability he’s got Arundell has not It did not help when
can. England. I can’t control the with his feet and his acceleration. It’s quite lit up rugby fields Joe Marler told us emotions lie, there is
“I don’t think my mindset decisions that are made really testament to him about how since that game — after the Japan game intrigue now around
changes, I grew up as a little there. I love playing for Tou- smart he is. suffering a foot injury that the team are Saturday’s game.
boy wanting to play for En- louse and they’ve looked after “He could have been a bit lost having at the back end of 2022 prepared to “win England will win, and
gland and that raw determi- me well since I’ve been there. not played there much but he is not. He — but if there is a pair ugly”, saying the qualify for the
nation has not changed,” he All I can focus on is becoming worked out the best places for him to of players to help lift darling side of 2003 knockout stage — that
as valuable a part of this squad get the ball to have a positive impact on some of the gloom did the same. much is assured.
Farrell returns at fly half and will share as possible and leaving the de- the team. I’ve been really impressed around England it is But wherever your Some players —
playmaking responsibilities with Smith cision to the powers that be.” with him.”
Sport
Sport
P W D L F A B Pts
drop goal to send Uruguay in ten points
clear.
Not unsurprisingly, the Azzurri came
Uruguay
1
17 first Test start at No 12 in a backline
which featured his younger brother
Alessandro — then played in Juan
Italy
France
New Zealand
2 2 0 0 90 25 2 10
2 2 0 0 54 25 0 8
2 1 0 1 84 30 1 5
back out all guns blazing and benefitted
from a debatable yellow card awarded
against the Uruguay captain Andrés
Mark Palmer Nice Uruguay 2 0 0 2 29 65 0 0
Ignacio Brex for the coup de grâce. Namibia 2 0 0 2 11 123 0 0 Vilasca, when the inside centre went
The Italian national anthem, Brothers For Uruguay, it was fun while it Today France v Namibia. Sep 27 Uruguay v to tackle Pani, the wing dropped
Namibia. Sep 29 New Zealand v Italy. Oct 5
of Italy, could hardly have been more lasted, but it is Italy who still nourish New Zealand v Uruguay. Oct 6 France v Italy. his height significantly and Vilasca
appropriate on a night when they hopes of progression — at least until was deemed to have made head
fielded two pairs of siblings in the they run into the All Blacks and then contact.
same team for the first time at a World France. ceived a yellow card for a crude break- Italy went to the corner and the
Cup. The Azzurri had initially gone ahead down offence and Uruguay eked out a hooker Giacomo Nicotera rumbled
Kieran Crowley’s side were, however, when Lorenzo Pani spun out of a tackle penalty try when Danilo Fischetti over from the back of a maul, only for
far from on song in an opening 40 min- and just about got the ball down before brought down another of their punish- Angus Gardner, the referee, to rule him
utes during which Uruguay — so im- losing control of it on the deck. ing lineout drives as it neared comple- held up. Not to be denied, Crowley’s
pressive, so dogged against France as Uruguay passed up three kickable tion. With Italy’s defensive shape in dis- men kept coming and Lamaro soon
well — dictated the flow of the contest penalties in the first half but the effer- array, the Teros forwards hammered smashed his way across for a vital score.
with their diligent defence and forward vescent South Americans still closed it away, making inch after precious inch When Monty Ioane put the seal on
power. ahead after a frantic period which saw until space opened up to funnel the ball another spell of concerted pressure
Yet when Lorenzo Cannone, one of Italy concede two tries and lose a out left to the winger Nicolás Freitas, after Etcheverry was charged down, the
Pani celebrates scoring the first of five the pack brothers alongside his elder couple of players to the sin-bin. who touched down. complexion of the game had irrevoca-
Italy tries against Uruguay in Nice sibling Niccolò, blasted over, dragging Seconds after Niccolò Cannone re- With the final kick of the half, Felipe bly changed.
62 Thursday September 21 2023 | the times
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Matthew Syed
No limits to game’s tactical evolution
F
ootball evolution is speeding up. Go hinterland, hundreds of miles off the electricity
back to the early days of the game and grid. The first night, I huddled around a shack,
you see rushing hordes of players food cooked by naked fire, and slept in a dirt
crowding the ball, focused almost building. The next morning, with the sun rising
exclusively on dribbling. Fast-forward a with a blaze above the horizon, I walked to the
few decades and you glimpse “the passing local school, a mile or so away. As I travelled
game”, then Herbert Chapman’s famous WM with my guide, I realised that I could hear a
(effectively 3-2-2-3) formation, then Hungary’s strangely familiar noise: shouts, excitement,
iconic victory over England at Wembley in 1953, hubbub.
built around the striker Nandor Hidegkuti We moved over the brow of a hill and beneath
dropping deep to open up space for the other us was a match taking place in a clearing, two
forwards. teams of 11 players, goals made of branches,
Move forward a little further and the lines marked by hand. We sat down to watch the
defensive catenaccio comes into view, contest, a 4-4-2 against a team playing a
masterminded by Helenio Herrera at Inter midfield diamond. It was a wonderful match,
Milan, then Rinus Michels’s Total Football, sumptuous passing, a kaleidoscope of
where players were coached to switch position movement. After the match, I shook the hands
to open up space, particularly down the vertical of the two coaches and we signalled with our
lines of the pitch. Then we had Barcelona’s fingers the tactical formations and how they
tiki-taka in the new century, the emphasis on had changed in the second half. We couldn’t
possession, the ball passed from the back by the speak the same language but we were all
goalkeeper operating as a spare defender. articulate in the grammar of football.
In some ways, this progression feels rather Perhaps all ambitious managers today are
like the famous March of Progress illustration by looking for a new niche, calibrated according to
the artist Rudolph F. Zallinger. You know the Rinus Michels their own constraints. As the tactics guru
one: different primate species progressing from 1953-1992 Jonathan Wilson wrote: “In football, the tactics
left to right, starting with a stooping chimp, then adopted must always be in relation to the ability
a slightly more upright ape, then Homo erectus, of the men on the side to carry them out
and finally, an anatomically modern human. successfully.”
Although this picture is rightly condemned by Herbert Chapman Pep Guardiola Just look at Brentford punching above their
Darwinian theorists for depicting evolution as Managed: 1907-1933 2007-present weight with insights from the owner, Matthew
linear and progressive (in truth, it is blind and Benham, and the impressive head coach,
messy), it captured the imagination. Thomas Frank. Brighton & Hove Albion are one
But while human biological evolution has the ball around the pitch, side to side, back and superseded, almost feeling stale towards the end of the most exciting teams under Roberto De
slowed down (at least according to some forth, until — with a pass of stunning precision of his reign. Zerbi, a coach who started his playing career at
academics), the evolution of football is — the opposition were sliced open. Naively, I I don’t know about you, but I find this AC Milan. Hamzah Khalique-Loonat, my
accelerating. Coaches who were once obsessed didn’t think that football could get any better evolution thrilling. There is something colleague, wrote: “De Zerbi encourages and
with signing the “right” player to solve their than this. mesmerising about the juxtaposition of the dares opposing teams to press and baits them
problems are now equally obsessed with finding Yet, all too soon, this approach was being simplicity of football — 22 players, one ball, two with a player who stands with the ball, drawing
new ways to unlock space, create overloads or splintered by opposition teams via determined teams — and the richness and complexity of the the team forward and creating space to play into
block attacks. I spoke to a top coach recently counterattacking and the gegenpressing patterns it spawns. The pitch has scarcely via a slick passing sequence.”
and he told me that much of his time was spent approach of Jürgen Klopp and others (the altered in its dimensions for a hundred years I have to confess that even a tactics
perusing data hoping for tactical inspiration. football writer Brian Phillips called this “tiki- and yet the patterns adorning the canvas are as aficionado like me was somewhat flummoxed by
This is why things are changing so fast. I have taka on MDMA”). Klopp’s approach, in turn, has varied as the works of Pollock or Hockney. Mikel Arteta’s recent claim that he had used 36
to confess that the first time I watched Pep been nullified by new innovations — a pattern Doesn’t this partly explain why every time structures against Fulham and 43 against
Guardiola’s Barcelona for a sustained period (I of measure and countermeasure that often football is taken to a new frontier — China, the Manchester City. Was he ribbing us or perhaps
followed the 2010-11 season almost from start to adorns evolutionary processes. Middle East, sub-Saharan Africa — it is overcomplicating things? What seems certain is
finish), it felt like witnessing “The End of Arsenal fans will doubtless remember the embraced as the people’s art form? that football will continue to evolve at
History”. It wasn’t just the holy trinity of Xavi, exhilaration associated with the early years of I remember taking a trip to Tanzania a decade breakneck pace, continue to ravish us with its
Lionel Messi and Andrés Iniesta but the Arsène Wenger. They will also remember the or so ago, travelling out through the Ruaha capacity for change. It is why each season
integration of an entire team into the moving of dawning sense of dread as his approach was National Park to a village in the remote always brings something unexpected.
the times | Thursday September 21 2023 2GM 63
Football Sport
All non-3pm
matches in
top flight may
be live on TV
Martyn Ziegler Chief Sports Reporter can’t watch every game. We have
progressively put more matches into
The Premier League will today propose our live packages and are at 200 now
to its clubs an increase in the number of and we are considering the volume of
matches shown live on TV by between matches for the auction.”
50 and 70 games a season. Excluding Saturday 3pm kick-offs,
The rise in televised matches from Masters refused to rule out every match
the present figure of 200 out of 380 being televised, saying: “We’re thinking
would come into force from the start of about it. There’s a process of deliberat-
the 2025-26 season and would mean ing over all of the issues that go into the
most, if not all, of the games that do not preparation to launch the auction.”
kick off at 3pm on Saturday would be The Premier League clubs are also Iheanacho scored a penalty to set Leicester on their way to inflicting a first home defeat of the campaign upon Norwich
broadcast live. set to be told that a financial settlement
The 20 clubs will be given a presenta-
tion on the next auction of domestic
rights, which is due to be held this year,
worth about £130-140 million extra a
year to the EFL is close to being
reached, though a vote is unlikely as
Leicester make it six from six on the road
and receive recommendations and there are still disagreements over new
options for the packages. A vote is ex- spending controls. Norwich City may feel their defeat, a Norwich pressed for an equaliser
pected at another meeting next week.
The Premier League is also expected
to propose an increase in the length of
The settlement would mean the Pre-
mier League and EFL’s TV money is
pooled, with the EFL given a percent-
Norwich City
Scorer, 00 0 first at Carrow Road this season, was
unjust. Jack Stacey, scorer of Norwich’s
winner against Stoke City on Saturday,
without any clear chances emerging
until Onel Hernández, on for Fass-
nacht, used his pace to break free down
the next deal from three to four years. It
would need authorisation from the
broadcasting regulator, Ofcom, to do
age. The deal would run over a number
of years and the percentage would vary
each year but would mean more than
Leicester City
Iheanacho 45 (pen), McAteer 87 2 forced Mads Hermansen into an early
save, while Leicester created little in the
opening half.
the right and send over a cross. Shane
Duffy got his head on it from three
yards out but Hermansen reacted bril-
so, but can point out that the top £130 million extra annually for the 72 Sky Bet Championship However, in the 44th minute, the ref- liantly to paw it away. The Dane was at
Jon West
leagues in Spain, Italy and France EFL clubs. The amount would also rise, eree, Graham Scott, awarded a penalty fault soon after, however, with a pass
already sell their domestic broadcast or fall, depending on total TV income. Leicester City maintained their perfect when Christian Fassnacht clumsily straight to Kenny McLean that the Scot
rights in five-year packages. Germany Masters confirmed to a parliament- record on the road thanks to Kelechi shoved Stephy Mavididi to the ground, sent straight back over him only to see
is about to do so as well. ary committee in March that was the Iheanacho’s first-half penalty and a late having let the Leicester man race past the ball ping back off the bar.
It would be the first such sale for proposed mechanism, saying: “Essen- strike from Kasey McAteer. him. Iheanacho casually lofted the McAteer wasted a chance to wrap up
nearly six years as the Premier League tially, you put our media revenue and Enzo Maresca’s team, who moved resulting spot kick past Angus Gunn. victory, heading over at the back post,
was given special dispensation by the the EFL’s media revenue in a pot, take above Ipswich Town to reclaim second There was time before the break for but made no mistake when the substi-
government in 2021 to extend the deals away costs and divide it on a place in the Sky Bet Championship, the pacey Mavididi, a summer signing tute, Jamie Vardy, found Kiernan
it had with Sky Sports, BT Sport (now preordained formula, which means have now won all six of their away from Montpellier, to cut in from the left Dewsbury-Hall, who squared it to
TNT Sports) and Amazon Prime that, going forward, our growth is the games in all competitions. and curl an effort marginally wide. McAteer for a simple tap-in.
because of the pandemic. EFL’s growth, and vice versa, so our
Richard Masters, the Premier success is shared.”
League’s chief executive, confirmed last
month that it was looking at increasing
the number of games available to
As reported last week, the extra
money would be distributed according
to league position. Uefa’s new cost-
Chelsea set for £405m deal to fund new stadium
broadcasters but ruled out scrapping control model, under which clubs are Martyn Ziegler Chief Sports Reporter an agreement is imminent. Chelsea, for the 2021-22 season was £340.2mil-
the Saturday 3pm TV blackout because restricted to spending only a fixed who are considering whether to rede- lion. “I think what we are trying to do is
of the impact it could have on percentage of their revenue on wages Chelsea are close to sealing a $500 mil- velop Stamford Bridge or move to a reduce the salary and essentially the
match-day crowds and those playing and transfers, would also be adopted. lion (£405 million) investment from the new site, were bought by Clearlake and opex [operating expenses] of the busi-
amateur football. There is still disagreement over what American firm Ares Management to Todd Boehly for £2.5 billion from ness by over $100 million per year,” Feli-
“We aren’t planning to change that,” that percentage is — sources say the help fund a new stadium while looking Roman Abramovich in May 2022 and ciano said.
he said at the time. “We are still suppor- Premier League clubs want it to be 85 to cut the amount they pay in player have spent more than any other “We have bought an asset that is very
tive of it for those historic reasons to per cent of revenue while the EFL salaries by tens of millions of pounds. English club on transfers since the take- coveted by many other potential buy-
protect the 2.15 to 5.15 window to favours 70 per cent, the same level as Talks with Ares, an alternative asset over but have struggled on the pitch. ers . . . the best way to make our club more
protect participation and attendance, Uefa’s model — and how the parachute management company, have been Clearlake’s co-founder, José Feliciano, valuable is to win. The team had a tough
and we think it still plays a role. payments would work under the new going on for weeks, and reports by was quoted by the FT as saying that the first season, our first season, but we have
“I know people are frustrated they system. ESPN and the Financial Times (FT) say club needed to cut costs. The wage bill a tremendous amount of talent.”
Results
Group C Huddersfield (1) 2 Stoke (1) 2 Watford.................7 2 3 2 11 7 4 9 WTA Guadalajara Open AKRON WTA Galaxy Holding Group Open
Football Real Madrid (0) 1 Union Berlin (0) 0 Pearson 31 Johnson 33, West Bromwich..7 2 3 2 12 11 1 9 Second round C Giorgi (It) bt C Bucsa (Sp) 6-1, Guangzhou, China: Second round T Maria
Champions League: Group A Bellingham 90+4 65,207 Rudoni 68 Wilmot 62 Huddersfield........7 2 2 3 8 12 -4 8 6-2; E Arango (Col) bt S Stephens (US) 6-1, 6-2; (Ger) bt Zhuoxuan Bai (China) 6-1, 6-2; Wang
18,791 Coventry...............7 1 4 2 11 10 1 7 J Ostapenko (Lat) bt M Kostyuk (Ukr) 6-2 6-3; Xiyu (China) bt D Shnaider (Russ) 6-4, 7-5;
Bayern Munich (2) 4 Man United (0) 3 Sporting Braga (0) 1 Napoli (1) 2 Plymouth..............7 2 1 4 10 11 -1 7 M Sakkari (Gr) bt S Hunter (Aus) 6-2, 6-4; L Bronzetti (It) bt M Uchijima (Japan) 6-3, 6-3;
Sané 28, Gnabry 32 Hojlund 49 Hull (0) 0 Leeds (0) 0
Bruma 84 Di Lorenzo 45+1 Stoke.......................7 2 1 4 7 9 -2 7 E Navarro (US) bt M Keys (US) 6-2, M Linette (Pol) bt D Saville (Aus) 6-0, 7-6 (7-0);
Kane 53 (pen) Casemiro 88, 90+5 18,422 Niakate 88 (og) Sent off: J Rodon (Leeds) 60 QPR.........................7 2 1 4 7 12 -5 7 7-6 (7-5); O Jabeur (Tun) bt A Parks (US) 6-2, R Masarova (Sp) bt V Golubic (Switz) 6-1, 3-6,
Tel 90+2 75,000 Millwall (1) 3 Rotherham (0) 0 Rotherham...........7 1 1 5 7 16 -9 4 6-2. Third round C Garcia (Fr) bt H Baptiste 7-6 (9-7); G Minnen (Bel) bt H Dart (GB) 7-6
P W D L F A GD Pts
Galatasaray (0) 2 Copenhagen (1) 2 Napoli 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 3 Longman 27 12,563 Swansea................7 0 3 4 7 12 -5 3 (US) 7-5, 6-4; C Dolehide (US) bt E (9-7), 6-7 (7-5), 6-4; Y Putintseva (Kaz) bt C
Boey 86, Tetê 88 Elyounoussi 35 R Madrid 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 3 Flemming 58 Sheffield Wed......7 0 2 5 5 11 -6 2 Alexandrova (Russ) 6-1, 6-2; S Kenin (US) bt Tauson (Den) 3-6, 7-6 (7-5) ret; V Hruncakova
46,911 Cupido Gonçalves 58 Braga 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0 Bradshaw 90+3 Middlesbrough...7 0 2 5 5 14 -9 2 Ostapenko 6-4, 7-5. (Slova) bt Yuan Yue (China) 7-6 (7-5), 5-7, 6-4.
Sent off: E Jelert (Copenhagen) 73 Union Berlin 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0 Norwich (0) 0 Leicester (1) 2 Europa Conference League: Group A Lille 2
Group D Olimpija Ljubljana 0.
B Munich
P W D L F A GD Pts
1 1 0 0 4 3 1 3 Benfica (0) 0 RB Salzburg (1) 2
26,277 Iheanacho 45 (pen)
McAteer 87 Rugby union
Fixtures
Copenhagen 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1 60,917 Simic 15 (pen)
Galatasaray 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1 Watford (2) 2 West Brom (2) 2
Legia Warsaw v Aston Villa. Group G
Man Utd 1 0 0 1 3 4 -1 0
Gloukh 51
Sent off: A Silva (Benfica) 13
Ince 3, Martins 23 Swift 14 World Cup: Pool A Italy 38 Uruguay 17
(Allianz Riviera, Nice).
Football Eintracht Frankfurt v Aberdeen.
16,742 Wallace 17
Kick-off 5.45 unless stated
Group B Real Sociedad (1) 1 Inter Milan (0) 1 P W D L F A GD Pts
6 Table on page 61
Europa League: Group A (8.0): Olympiacos v
Cricket
Arsenal (3) 4 PSV (0) 0 Méndez 4 Martínez 87
Saka 8, Trossard 20 58,860 36,591
Preston..................7
Leicester................7
6
6
1 0 12 5 7 19
0 1 13 5 8 18
Tennis Freiburg; West Ham United v Backa Topola. LV= County Championship: Third day of four
(10.30): Division One: Chelmsford Essex v
Group B (8.0): Ajax v Marseille; Brighton v
Jesus 38 Sent off: N Barella (Inter Milan) 65 Ipswich...................7 6 0 1 13 7 6 18 ATP Chengdu Open AEK Athens. Group C (8.0): Rangers v Hampshire. Emirates Old Trafford
Odegaard 70 P W D L F A GD Pts Sunderland...........7 4 1 2 15 7 8 13 Chengdu, China: First round T Daniel Real Betis; Sparta Prague v Aris Limassol. Lancashire v Nottinghamshire. Lord’s
Sevilla (1) 1 Lens (1) 1 RB Salzburg 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 3 Norwich.................7 4 1 2 15 10 5 13 (Japan) bt A Vukic (Aus) 4-6, 6-4, 6-2; R Group D (8.0): Atalanta v Rakow Middlesex v Warwickshire. Taunton Somerset
Inter Milan 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 Hull..........................7 3 3 1 10 7 3 12 Safiullin (Russ) bt B Nakashima (US) 6-4, 6-4; Czestochowa; Sturm Graz v Sporting. v Kent. Kia Oval Surrey v Northamptonshire.
Ocampos 9 Fulgini 24 R Sociedad 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 Bristol City............7 3 3 1 9 6 3 12 Division Two: Derby Derbyshire v Sussex.
33,544 C Moutet (Fr) bt Mu Tao (China) 6-2, 6-2. Group E LASK Linz v Liverpool; Union Saint
Benfica 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0 Birmingham.........7 3 2 2 8 7 1 11 Gilloise v Toulouse. Group F Panathinaikos v Leicester Leicestershire v Yorkshire.
P W D L F A GD Pts Leeds......................7 2 4 1 10 7 3 10 ATP Zhuhai Championships Villarreal; Rennes v Maccabi Haifa. Group G Worcester Worcestershire v Durham.
Sky Bet Championship
Arsenal 1 1 0 0 4 0 4 3 Cardiff....................7 3 1 3 13 12 1 10 Zhuhai, China: First round L Harris (SA) bt Servette v Slavia Prague; Sheriff v Roma.
Lens 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 Blackburn (1) 1 Sunderland (2) 3 Millwall .................. 7 3 1 3 7 8 -1 10 J Vesely (Cz) 6-4, 6-2; Y Nishioka (Japan) bt Group H Bayer Leverkusen v Hacken (5.45); Rugby union
Sevilla 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 Leonard 35 Clarke 28 (pen) Blackburn ............. 7 3 1 3 9 12 -3 10 T Atmane (Fr) 0-6, 6-4, 6-2; D Svrcina (Cz) bt Qarabag v Molde. World Cup: Pool A France v Namibia (8.0, at
PSV 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0 15,621 Neil 45+1, Clarke 78 Southampton......7 3 1 3 11 17 -6 10 Li Zhe (China) 6-4, 6-3. Europa Conference League (5.45): Group E Stade Velodrome, Marseille).
64 Thursday September 21 2023 | the times
Sport Football
Onana’s shocker
sets tone – brittle
United are a mess
Henry Winter
Chief Football
Writer, Munich
Bayern Munich
Sané 28, Gnabry 32, Kane 53 (pen), Tel 90+2 4
Man United
Hojlund 49, Casemiro 88, 90+5 3
There was some fight from Manchester
United towards the end, and flickering
hope of partying like it was 1999 against
Bayern Munich, but the scoreline lies.
United were really never this close to
Bayern.
United’s ragged defence was opened
up so many times that the German
champions should have won by far Onana lets Sané’s shot slip through to give Bayern the lead. United had made a
more. They scored four, hit the post decent start but after the goalkeeper’s error their confidence drained away
twice, and were denied four times by
André Onana, the United keeper, who Musiala, Leroy Sané and Serge Gnabry to console Onana but he knew the scale
endured such embarrassment in the tore down. of his blunder.
first half when gifting Bayern the lead. Erik ten Hag is making constant run- His saves, as well as his ability in pos-
There were so many worrying ning repairs on his side. He responded to session, had helped Inter Milan to last
elements to this deserved defeat for the continued absence of Antony and season’s final of the Champions League,
United, including a five-minute period Jadon Sancho by eschewing the dia- and he made a fine, near-post save from
in the first half when they went to mond, returning to 4-2-3-1, and Manchester City’s Erling Haaland in
pieces, conceding twice, and a passage United did look better balanced, Istanbul, but there had been in-
of play in the second when they albeit still vulnerable. The creasing concerns about his
seemed to replace running with walk-
ing. Also damning was that Bayern
hardly needed to be anywhere near
their best.
20-year-old Uruguayan
Facundo Pellistri arrived
on the right for only his
second start and was
45
Years since United
shot-stopping at United.
Onana was even asked
about it on the eve of this
game, and he replied
The positives? They refused to give neat and nimble, and previously conceded 3+ that he was good with
up. The fans stayed with them. Rasmus worked hard against goals in three consecutive his feet but “first I have to
Hojlund not only ran himself into the Alphonso Davies, but is games (December 1978 save the goals, that’s why
ground as the lone striker for 79 not elite level yet. under Dave Sexton) I’m here”. Well, he wasn’t
minutes but showed admirably deft
footwork for his goal, controlling the
ball with his right and finishing with his
History weighs heavily
on this team of Ten Hag’s.
Before kick-off, Paul Scho-
there for United when
required after 28 minutes.
United’s confidence and con-
restored their two-goal edge within
four minutes. The award of the penalty
seemed harsh as Eriksen could hardly Good luck
left.
The unlikely sight of Casemiro twice
playing the poacher late on still could
not mask the reality that Bayern played
les strode towards his pun-
ditry station pitchside,
joining Rio Ferdinand, 14 centration drained away.
who looks at his old Goals conceded by United charged down the
Then came that dam-
aging second. Musiala
have got out of the way when Upame-
cano headed at him from close range.
VAR eventually suggested to Nyberg
that he check the monitor and the
Sparkling attacking
past him far too easily. Christian Erik-
sen faded and was replaced. Sofyan
fighting weight. Peter
Schmeichel marched
in all competitions so far inside-left channel,
tracked by Dalot, and
Swede signalled a penalty. Fernandes
complained again but Kane swept his
quartet showed why
this season, two more
Amrabat and Mason Mount cannot get past, looking ready to than the next-worst when he stopped and cut kick emphatically past Onana. Bayern fans believe
fit soon enough. defy Germans again. Roy Premier League inside, the United right- United looked listless, resigned to
The negatives? Where to start? Keane’s name was on the team back could not cope. their fate. Ten Hag tried to shake them this will be their year,
United’s confidence looks brittle, lips of the travelling choirs Musiala angled the ball back awake but his options were limited. He
and disappeared after Onana’s outside the Irish pub round the to Gnabry who was given far too sent on Scott McTominay for Eriksen. writes Paul Hirst
howler. Bruno Fernandes back of Marienplatz. much space. Eriksen took too long to But United remained on the back foot.
T
brings some urgency, as well as This personification of the high get back, Casemiro and Victor Lindelof Onana did make partial amends with his Sunday, one of the great
creativity, as an attacking standards of the were too static, and Onana had no saves from Sané and Eric Maxim Bayern Munich traditions
midfield player, but on Sir Alex Ferguson chance with Gnabry’s low shot. Choupo-Moting twice. will take place. Harry Kane
this evidence you would era reminded Ten Glenn Nyberg blew for half-time United briefly stirred hope of a and his team-mates will don
definitely take Jamal Hag’s side of the levels they must with Marcus Rashford trying to get famous fightback when Anthony their lederhosen and head
Musiala, only 20 and aspire to, and they failed again here. down the flank. Rashford left the ball Martial somehow managed to ease the down to the Theresienwiese area of
bursting with energy They lack their predecessors’ fighting just in from the touchline, and Scholes ball through to Casemiro, who despite the city to join the revellers of
and talent, ahead of the spirit. The United supporters, high dragged it towards him, like an old being off-balance, squeezed his shot in. Oktoberfest.
United captain. Fer- up in the gods, sang “we’ve seen it all” friend, when reappearing to deliver his But then Fernandes lost the ball, What odds that Kane and co will be
nandes also gave the in a tribute to their glorious history interval views for the cameras. He even Bayern countered and the substitute raising a glass with their fans in early
ball away for Bayern’s but they cannot have seen much like had a brief kickabout with Ferdinand Mathys Tel thundered the ball into the June after winning the Champions
decisive fourth and his what unfolded between the 28th before the fourth official dashed over to roof of United’s net. League final at Wembley?Judging by
competitive edge is and 32nd minutes here. United reclaim the ball and spoil the fun. Casemiro made it 4-3 with a header the performance from their attack last
tempered by his deter- had actually started promisingly, Ten Hag sent United out early for the from a Fernandes free kick, giving the night, the odds should be pretty short.
mination to debate and Eriksen’s low shot was push- second half, they formed a huddle and scoreline a gloss it did not deserve. The addition of Kane has made
decisions at length with ed away by Sven Ulreich, Bay- began well, pulling a goal back within Bayern even stronger, but the support
officials. When United ern’s keeper. four minutes. Fernandes was quickest cast behind him are equally lethal.
Bayern Munich (4-2-3-1): S Ulreich 6 — K Laimer 7,
needed calm leadership But all the focus was soon on to a loose ball, touching it left to D Upamecano 7, K-M Jae 6, A Davies 7 — J
In terms of attacking threat, Serge
they got anger. Onana. Dayot Upamecano set Casemiro. The Brazilian slid the ball Kimmich 8, L Goretzka — L Sané 7 (M Tel 87min), Gnabry, Jamal Musiala and Leroy
United’s defence was good Sané on his way, and the former down the inside-left channel to J Musiala 9 (E Choupo-Moting 75), S Gnabry 7 (K Sané are, on their day, up there with
last season but is now so City winger played a one-two with Rashford, who teed up Hojlund. The Coman 63, 6) — H Kane 7 (T Müller 87). Booked the best in Europe. They all have links
Goretzka.
open, and the channels have Harry Kane, and then shot hard Dane’s first goal for United deflected in Manchester United (4-2-3-1): A Onana 5 — D Dalot to England, of course. Gnabry spent
become autobahns which but straight at Onana. The ball past Ulreich. 5, V Lindelof 5, L Martínez 5, S Reguilón 6 — four years at Arsenal. Sané became a
disappeared under his body, and Bayern, for whom Kane looks like he Casemiro 6, C Eriksen 5 (S McTominay 69, 6) — F fans’ favourite at Manchester City.
Musiala was creative and Pellistri 5 (A Garnacho 81), B Fernandes 6, M
settled accusingly in the net. Sergio has been there for years, simply took Rashford 6 — R Hojlund 6 (A Martial 81). Booked
Musiala represented England at
elusive in attack for Bayern Reguilón and Lisandro Martinez tried United’s goal in their stride and Martínez. Referee G Nyberg (Swe) youth level after moving to London
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Sport
Kane slams
home from the
spot to put
Glazers may
Bayern 3-1 up
in Munich struggle to
sell because
of poor form
Matt Lawton
Chief Sports Correspondent
Manchester United’s poor start to the
Premier League season is having a
negative impact on the takeover
process, with bidders even less likely to
meet the owners’ inflated asking price
of more than £5 billion.
Discussions are continuing between
potential buyers and the New York
bank acting for the Glazer family. The
British billionaire Sir Jim Ratcliffe and a
Qatari group fronted by Sheikh Jassim
bin Hamad al-Thani remain the two
favourites to purchase the club but their
offers of more than £5 billion did not
meet the American owners’ valuation.
Erik ten Hag’s side are 13th in the
Premier League table after securing
only six points from five games, and lost
their Champions League opener to
Bayern Munich last night. This poor
form, alongside a backdrop of off-field
problems, is worsening the likelihood of
a takeover.
There are a number of reasons why a
process that started in November last
year, when the Glazers first announced
that the club were for sale, has not yet
been completed.
At one stage Ratcliffe, the founder of
the petrochemicals firm Ineos, ap-
silencing Kane and co Ten Hag: Goals were soft – peared to be close to agreeing a deal but
the legal challenges around limiting the
initial purchase to the 67 per cent stake
from Germany at a young age, and left wing. For Bayern’s second, he
we need to look in mirror belonging to the Glazers is believed to
have caused delays.
Ultimately, however, there remains
played in Chelsea’s academy. sprinted into the penalty area to roll some distance between the respective
Now fully established stars in their the ball past Onana after Musiala had continued from back Rasmus Hojlund pulled one back for valuations of the Glazers and the
own right, each of them has pace, entered the area at pace. United four minutes into the second bidders. While both the Qatari and
technical ability and an eye for goal. Sané, Gnabry and Musiala were not situation for me, I let the team down. It’s half, but three minutes later Harry British offers amount to more than
Last night we got a glimpse of how strictly pegged to their starting because of me we didn’t win this game. Kane scored a penalty to restore Bay- £5 billion, the club’s principal owners
Thomas Tuchel, the Bayern head positions, which added to the chaos. “We have to move on, it’s the life of ern’s two-goal lead. Two late goals from want more.
coach, intends to use his front four. Musiala made several runs down the the goalkeeper. Casemiro, which came either side of a Sources with knowledge of the
Kane seemed to have most of his left, Sané cut across the pitch from “Their first shot on target, I made the Mathys Tel volley, failed to mask process now say that United’s form —
touches in his own half in the first 45 right to left at one stage in the first mistake and the team went down. We another subpar display from United. and controversies involving Mason
minutes. He dropped deep, playing half, taking United players with him. fought until the end but I have to recog- “I am disappointed because when Greenwood, Antony and Jadon Sancho
just in front of Leon Goretzka and Quite often, Musiala, who is only nise that we didn’t win because of me.” you score three goals in Munich you — are doing nothing to persuade either
Kimmich. 20, would join Kane in midfield Onana, who joined United from have to take a point and you have to of the main bidders to improve their
The idea was to let Gnabry, who during the first phase of Bayern’s Inter Milan for £47 million in the sum- look in the mirror because the goals offers. Indeed, the manner of the 3-1
started on the left, Musiala, the No 10, attack, allowing them to have mer, also came in for criticism for his were easy giveaways,” Ten Hag said. defeat against Brighton & Hove Albion
and Sané, deployed on the right, to numerical superiority in midfield. performances against Brighton & Hove “We were the best team in the open- on Saturday served only to highlight
use their pace to trouble United’s All the running backwards had Albion and Nottingham Forest. ing 25 minutes and then that goal was the sheer scale of the rebuilding job
defence, and after a slightly stodgy taken its toll on United’s centre halves The 27-year-old, who played under so easy for them to score. required.
start the tactic started to work. and defensive midfielders by the the United manager Ten Hag at Ajax, “It was not only André. You see how By the end of last season, United’s
One felt for Sergio Reguilón. A few second half. Victor Lindelof and has conceded 14 goals in his six appear- easy Sané was going through and that value appeared to be soaring. Large-
weeks ago he was Tottenham Lisandro Martínez gasped for air ances for his new club. “My start hasn’t has to do with determination, you don’t scale investment is still required to
Hotspur’s third-choice left back. Last during a break in play after Gnabry been so good, not how I wanted,” let players through so easily. improve Old Trafford as well as the
night he had to deal with Sané, who had run at them for the umpteenth Onana said. “That is the point. We have to cross club’s training ground but winning the
was like a coiled spring. time. There was to be no respite “I still have a lot to prove [to the fans]. the line as an individual and a team to Carabao Cup and qualification for the
Sané would wait patiently, standing though. When the fourth official held It’s difficult. It was an opportunity to win games, because it started there.” Champions League suggested some
on his tiptoes running across the line up Gnabry’s number in the 63rd bounce back and, yes, it’s a tough time Kane, who was interested in a move stability and progress under Ten Hag.
awaiting a pass from Konrad Laimer, minute, the man coming on to replace [for me] and we have to be together and to United this summer, enjoyed his first Now, however, Ten Hag’s position is
then off he went, pedalling through him was Kingsley Coman, who is no learn from our mistake.” Champions League game for Bayern. under scrutiny, as is his buying policy.
the gears at incredible speed. slouch. Ten Hag, whose side fell to a third “It was a crazy finish but I think for Key signings have been made using the
His goal owed much to good Müller and the next big thing, consecutive defeat, said that Onana’s the majority of the game we controlled same Dutch agency, Sports Entertain-
fortune — André Onana should have Mathys Tel, were also on the bench team-mates let him down by failing to it,” Kane, the £100 million signing, said ment Group, that acts for the United
saved his shot — but his statistics last night for Tuchel. With such a stop Sané entering the penalty area. He after scoring his fifth goal for the club. manager. At an all-staff meeting on
demonstrate just how deadly he is. plethora of devastating attacking was furious at the way in which his team “Thankfully we were able to hold on Monday, the chief executive, Richard
The former City winger has four goals options in his squad, it is easy to see allowed Jamal Musiala to run into the to the lead but, overall, it was a really Arnold, urged colleagues to remain re-
in six matches this season. why Bayern fans think this could be area and tee up Serge Gnabry for good start to the campaign against a silient while informing them that a stra-
Gnabry was just as effective on the their year. Bayern’s second goal. very good side in Man United.” tegic review was taking place.
2GM Thursday September 21 2023 | the times
Smith to make
on the pain
Deputy Rugby Correspondent,
Le Touquet
Marcus Smith is set to make his first
professional start at full back when
England take on Chile on Saturday,
with the captain Owen Farrell
replacing George Ford at fly half.
Steve Borthwick, the England head
6 Onana apologises for howler: I let team down coach, has been experimenting with
6 Takeover process impacted by United’s slump using his third-choice No 10, Smith, as a
replacement full back in the past four
matches — against Ireland and Fiji
in the World Cup warm-ups, and
against Argentina and Japan at the
Bayern Munich 4 tournament.
Now it is understood that Smith, 24,
Manchester United 3 will start in the No 15 jersey as part of a
Paul Hirst, Matt Lawton much changed and experimental line-
up against Chile in Lille this weekend.
André Onana said that he let his Smith will combine with Farrell, 31, as
Manchester United team-mates a second playmaker as Borthwick
down by committing the error that chooses to rotate Ford and Freddie
allowed Bayern Munich to open Steward out of the starting team.
the scoring in their Champions Barring any late changes, Steward,
League victory over Erik ten Hag’s who has started all 28 of his Tests since
side in Germany last night. his debut in 2021, is likely to drop out of
United were containing the 23-man squad entirely, with Ford
Bayern until the 28th moved to the replacements bench
minute, when Leroy’s alongside the centre Joe Marchant.
Sané’s shot squirmed Borthwick will confirm his team this
under the goalkeeper afternoon.
to give them their The team selection raises the possi-
first goal in a 4-3 win bility of all three England fly halves
at the Allianz Arena. playing in the back line during the
The defeat came second half of the Chile game.
on the day United’s Smith’s inclusion is likely to excite
poor form was cited England fans, who are desperate to see
as having a negative the team expand their attacking
impact on the club’s repertoire. While England have won
takeover process, with their opening two fixtures, 27-10
bidders less likely to against Argentina in Marseille, and
meet the asking price of 34-12 versus Japan in Nice, they are yet
more than £5 billion. to find their attacking groove.
“We started very well and after It will be intriguing to see how Ford,
my mistake we lost control of the Farrell and Smith are deployed;
game,” Onana said. “It’s a difficult whether Borthwick reunites Ford and
Farrell at No 10 and 12, respectively, in
the latter stages of the game, with
Smith playing the full match wearing
Kane scored his first European goal for Bayern from the spot, but it was a bad night for goalkeeper Onana who was consoled by Reguilón after his earlier error, inset
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Knox-Peebles then
wrote to the FT to
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“Why don’t I set up
photographer looked
up, the penny dropped,
if we make the most of mornings.
morning walk
The day I correct the record, down here while you go it was never mentioned Start with a cold splash
will set you up to
saying: “I wore no and get ready?” again. I should have A blast from a cold shower is certainly
scared the make-up. The ‘fright’ I was ready. Hair, owned it, like Knox- invigorating and will probably boost make decisions
look is naturally mine.” make-up, best clothes, Peebles. alertness and eradicate any feelings of
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W
hen a
Michelin-
starred chef
like Albert
Adrià
launches
a line of
dried pasta
for £22 a packet, unsurprisingly the
first thought that comes to mind is:
“How much?” And then, after
double-checking the price: “Wow,
they’re not joking.”
So out of respect for Adrià, one of
Spain’s most celebrated chefs, before
we get on to the numbers, I will first
tell you how he created Atavi, his line
of luxury tagliatelle. After all, that is
what he and his team have been
labouring over for the past two years.
“I was tasked with creating
something new and innovative with
dried pasta. I was told I couldn’t add
any flavours or herbs. All I could do
was use water and wheat,” he tells me.
We’re meeting on the morning of an Each strand
Atavi pop-up that Adrià is hosting in
north London, where guests will have
a three-course meal of his pasta.
costs 13p
Why didn’t they ask an Italian?
“That was my question too,” he tells
me with a shrug. And then he checks
himself. “I’m not Italian. But in Spain
we eat a lot of pasta. In China, in been toasted and smoked with wine it, citing the stress of operating a two- Albert Adrià and, that’s happened for social equality
Japan, wherever you go. Of course it’s canes. The wheat is also nixtamalised Michelin-starred establishment. above, his carbonara because of the impact it’s had. The
an emblem of Italy, but what we want — an ancient technique used in South “The pressure of running a place using his new smoked only sad thing is that [because of the
is to get out of this mindset that you America, where the grains are soaked with such high expectations is intense, tagliatelle kiss] we’re now not speaking about the
can only make pasta the Italian way and cooked in limewater before being I can understand,” Adrià says on success of the women’s team.”
for it to be good.” dried and ground into flour. reflection. In 2021 he shut all the I return to Adrià’s kitchen in north
Along with his elder brother Ferran, At the moment you can only buy restaurants in the ElBarri group as a London the same evening to try the
Adrià is considered one of the most online, at atavi.uk. Chefs and result of the pandemic. The same year, three pastas, cooked and eaten as he
influential Spanish chefs. Together restaurateurs can also buy in bulk if the El Bulli Foundation closed. Today envisioned, paired with ingredients
they ran El Bulli restaurant in they want to use the pasta in their he runs only Enigma in Barcelona. that “enhance and complement their
Catalonia, which held three Michelin restaurants. Each packet takes roughly “I went from running multiple flavours”, he tells us. The sourdough,
stars and was described as “the most a week to make using bespoke restaurants to just one. But [back then] served with tomatoes three ways, is
imaginative generator of haute cuisine machinery, compared with the few I had an unhealthy life. The dilemma first, followed by smoked tagliatelle
on the planet”. In 2011 it closed for two hours it takes to create a mass- with Spain is that we get tourists at with saffron and parmesan, and a rich
years before Adrià reopened it as the produced pack of pasta in a factory. It’s 8pm and then locals at 10, 10.30. I umami course to round it off.
El Bulli Foundation, a culinary anything but ultra-processed. “It’s would close my restaurant at 2 o’clock Each course bounces from one
development centre. Until 2021, Adrià artisanal,” Adrià says. “Using those in the morning. Now I am much punchy flavour to another and it’s not
also co-owned the ElBarri group of processes opened a whole new world happier. For the first time in my life I like any tagliatelle I’ve had before —
acclaimed restaurants in Barcelona. of possibilities.” am alone. I have a beautiful restaurant but I’m slightly disappointed with the
The tagliatelle comes in sourdough, Which goes some way to explain the where I am the chef and the owner.” measly portions we’re given. When I
umami and smoked flavours. Each is price — roughly 13p per strand (yes, I Adrià, who has a son, Alex, with his have pasta, I like a huge bowl. Perhaps
made with only two ingredients, flour counted how many were in a pack), wife, Silvia Fernández, has not nailed they were on a money-saving drive . . .
and water. It’s the process of how they making it the world’s most expensive the work-life balance quite yet. He And so I decide to make it again, but
are made that creates each distinct pasta. Adrià, however, is not fussed dreams of the day he will buy his this time at home, with just butter,
taste and smell. “If we couldn’t about the price. “Price is relative. You’d house with a pool and retire there with garlic and some parmesan. And yes,
introduce new ingredients, we had to spend that on a round of gin and a dog. Late nights at the restaurant really, you can taste a difference . . . if
think of new ways we could treat the tonics you’d drink in 30 minutes and happen, but he prefers the freedom he you concentrate. The sourdough tastes
wheat,” Adrià explains. not think twice.” has to “work in the shadows” lemony and, while it’s boiling, I get
The sourdough, which “has all the
flavours of a freshly baked loaf”, Adrià
This week the chef Marcus Wareing
announced the closure of Marcus, his
developing products like Atavi.
He didn’t find much time to watch
You’d whiffs of fresh bread. The smoked
pasta has an oaky taste, a bit like
claims, is made from Italian durum restaurant at the Berkeley Hotel in the Women’s World Cup, but he did spend that whisky, and the umami has a miso
wheat, sourdough and water. Each Knightsbridge, which had one manage to see Spain win the final. flavour. It reminds me of soy sauce.
packet is made from the same starter Michelin star. In a statement Wareing Which meant he also witnessed the on a round Will this replace the trusty packet of
they’ve had for two years. The umami
is made using a Japanese technique
said: “It was time for me to move on.”
Just a few weeks before that, Michel
infamous moment the Spanish FA
boss Luis Rubiales kissed the player of gin and penne I reach for when I want
midweek comfort food? At £22 a pop,
called koji fermentation. The wheat is
fermented for 40 hours with A.oryzae
Roux revealed that after 34 years at
the helm of Le Gavroche, the
Jenni Hermoso on the lips during the
presentation ceremony.
tonics and it’s unlikely. But if I want to make a
fuss at a dinner party and cook
(a microfungus) which gives it an
intense miso-y taste. And the smoked
celebrated French restaurant his
father, Albert, and uncle Michel
“It was ridiculous, wasn’t it? It’s a
serious problem,” he says. “Maybe it’s
not think something that comes with a story but
saves on effort? Then fine-dining pasta
flavour is made using wheat that has opened in 1967, he was going to close one of the most important things twice is a concept I can get on board with.
the times | Thursday September 21 2023 5
the table
B
ig, buttery and vibrant
light green, nocellara
olives have been the
variety of choice for the
hip, small-plated
restaurant scene for a
while now, but is it time
their dominance came
to an end? Nick Bramham, the head
chef at Quality Wines restaurant in
Clerkenwell, London, thinks so,
bemoaning the ubiquity of the creamy
Sicilian olive in the latest edition of
the online food newsletter Vittles.
“The nocellara olive has spread
through menus like smoked cod’s roe
did in 2012,” he said. His theory?
Customers don’t really eat olives, they
just decorate the table with them and
so are not willing to pay more than
£5 for a plate. So “every restaurant
serves nocellaras because they’re the
least bad olive you can get away with
serving for £5, still turn a modest
profit, and not lose too much sleep at which I think is amazing,” Brown says.
night knowing a significant number “It’s very Real Housewives of Clapton
Nocellara del Belice
went in the bin, uneaten”.
He’s right, they are ubiquitous — so
[the Instagram account parodying east
London millennials], I know, but the The six olivesdirect.co.uk, from £3.95 for 175g
widespread that the smartphone emoji
even appears to be a nocellara to me
Perello brand is the best.” They’re the
ones sold in attractive green and white olives to The buttery ones! Bright green, nutty,
creamy Sicilian olives. Perfect with a
— but I’d suggest that’s less to do with
them being the right price point and
tins, found at places like Ocado — and
your “foodie” friend’s dinner party. buy now glass of crisp wine and a chunk of
pecorino cheese. I am team nocellara.
Smoked tagliatelle more to do with how tasty they are.
Nocellara, or as my mum and I call
Michele Pascarella, who was just
crowned global pizza-maker of the Perello gordal pitted olives
carbonara them “the buttery ones”, have a firm year for his work at his London 150g, souschef.co.uk, £3.99
but creamy texture and nutty, fruity, pizzerias Napoli on the Road, says There’s a reason these plump babies
Serves 4 clean flavour, tasting as green as they there’s nocellara and there’s nocellara. are a cult favourite — juicy, crisp and
Ingredients look. Bramham doesn’t dislike them “You have to be careful which ones with added chilli for a little kick,
200g guanciale (Italian either — “They’re actually delicious. you get because there are hundreds of they’re the perfect appetiser.
cured meat) Creamy, with a gentle salinity,” he says varieties,” he says. “I use the Sicilian
3 egg yolks — but he’d appreciate more variety in nocellara from Belice for appetisers Espinaler olives stuffed with
140g pecorino cheese, finely grated restaurants’ olive game. because they are sweet and salty at anchovies
280g smoked tagliatelle What does everyone else think? the same time. For my pizza I use 350g, thewrightbrothers.co.uk, £4.10
Salt Have we been missing out on another, more mature black olives such as a Buy these and you’re two thirds of
Black pepper even more delicious olive? leccino from Tuscany and Gaeta olives your way towards a gilda. These are
“Nocellara don’t have the most [like a Greek Kalamata] from Lazio, manzanilla fina olives stuffed with
Method personality, but they are a good eating which have a mildly tart flavour that anchovy paste, which brings a richness
1 Cut the guanciale into 0.5cm-thick olive worthy of any table,” says Jacob I transform into a powder to sprinkle and savouriness. An obsession.
slices, remove the rind and cut into Kenedy, the chef-patron of the Italian on top.”
strips. In a hot frying pan, brown the restaurant Bocca di Lupo. “We serve Maybe nocellara will be pushed out Organic Kalamata olives
guanciale over medium heat for 10 Cerignola, which are bigger and a bit by something bigger, bolder and more unpitted with bay leaves
min, stirring often to prevent burning. more buttery, alongside little wild boisterous in flavour: the gilda. It’s a 295g, souschef.co.uk, £4.90
Once golden brown, remove the green and black olives from Calabria. Basque pintxo (snack) that has waltzed If you’re going to buy black olives,
guanciale and They are amazing — oily and bitter, its way onto trendy restaurant menus never buy pitted: they are rubbery
set aside. the opposite of the green freshness of recently. It’s an olive, an anchovy and and awful, not like these delicious
2 In a bowl, mix the egg yolks with the Cerignola or nocellara. But generally, a pickled green guindilla pepper — Kalamata olives.
pecorino, adding one or two if an olive is good, I love it.” If you and, if you like it the Morito way, a
tablespoons of the guanciale fat. want to try the wild olives, you can zingy silverskin onion — on a cocktail Organic rosate di bitetto olives
3 Cook the smoked tagliatelle order them here: vallebona.co.uk/ stick, to be enjoyed as a delicious 190g, seggiano.com, £6
according to the instructions, black-green-wild-olives. briny, umami, spicy bite. These delicately flavoured olives from
reserving some cooking water. Drain Tom Brown, the chef-owner of the The wine expert Hannah Crosbie, Puglia may be the ones to convince
and add to the frying pan. Toss for a Michelin-starred fish restaurant who says that olives are a natural olive-hating friends they’re wrong.
few seconds. Cornerstone, wouldn’t turn his nose partner to drinks, loves a gilda. “Now
4 Remove the pan from the heat. Add up at a nocellara either. “I love them,” I’ve had them, nothing else will do,” Nicolas Alziari small cailletier
the egg and pecorino mixture. Add the he says, “but my personal favourite are she says. “I don’t like my olives plain olives from Côte d’Azur
guanciale and toss the tagliatelle, Spanish gordal olives.” any more — I like them faffed with.” 220g, souschef.co.uk, £8.99
adjusting the consistency with cooking Gordal olives (the “fat one” in So the next time the waiter brings a Salty, briny and slightly sour, these
water. Spanish) are juicy, citrusy and not small plate of nocellara to the table, exceptionally tasty olives are also
5 Season with ground black pepper bitter like some other varieties. “They savour them. You might not be served known as niçoise. You can see why
and serve. have a savoury, almost meaty flavour, them for too much longer. they work so well in the famous salad.
6 Thursday September 21 2023 | the times
times2
‘The shame is
with the abuser;
we’re turning our
pain into power’
After Hannah McLaughlan reported her ex to the
police she discovered he had raped and assaulted
others. Now his victims are campaigning for change
in the justice system, they tell Julia Llewellyn Smith
I
n late 2020 Hannah McLaughlan a nice person.” A third ex-girlfriend 14 and been raped four times by him. Hannah McLaughlan, women sat in the front row holding
decided to report her joined them in an iMessage group “But then I realised there was a bigger Hannah Reid and hands as they learnt that Doig (who
ex-boyfriend of nearly two years, chat, and then they were joined by two picture — that I had to stop him doing Jennifer McCann didn’t attend) would serve nine and a
Logan Doig, to the police after other women connected to Doig — this to other women.” half years in prison, a sentence the
he attempted to strangle her. Holly Prowse and Jennifer McCann. Nearly three years after “safe space” judge, noting Doig’s “lack of remorse
“After that, my brain went into They called the group “safe space” began, Doig, 23, was found guilty by a or empathy”, said would have been
overdrive. I began to uncover and, as trust built, began sharing jury of raping and sexually assaulting longer were it not for a recent change
the trauma and realise how details of how Doig had raped and/or four women and sexually assaulting a in Scottish law stating that under-25s
much of an abusive relationship I’d sexually abused them all. fifth. At his sentencing in July, in the should have shorter sentences with
had with him,” she says. The aim of the group was mutual High Court in Glasgow, four of the “rehabilitation prioritised over
McLaughlan, 25, a primary school support, not to avenge Doig’s crimes, incarceration”.
teacher, knew a couple of Doig’s yet boosted by each other’s After sentencing, the four agreed —
ex-girlfriends’ names “because he used understanding, over the next four as McCann says, “on a whim” — to
to speak about them in a very negative
way”. She decided to contact one,
months each woman decided to go to
the police. “My relationship with
I realised I had waive the anonymity granted to
survivors of sexual offences and be
Hannah Reid, whom she’d never met
and who lived in a different town. “It
Logan had ended in 2016, so initially
I’d no intention of reporting. I was
to stop him photographed outside court. They
then tweeted about their disgust at
was very surface-level at first, there
was nothing too deep or personal, we
there as a sounding board to help
others,” says Reid, 23, a stay-at-home
doing this to Doig’s sentence. “He raped me from
the ages of 15 to 17. Went on to rape a
just bonded over the fact Logan wasn’t mother who’d met Doig when she was other women further four victims. We have a life
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times2
improving victim support but — as in the car park three days before the
Baird noted, and the women trial started”.
experienced — virtually none Each went into the witness box
materialised. “They sell you this dream (Reid’s cross-examination lasted
to get you involved and once you’re six and a half hours) only to
involved and a piece of evidence, experience what Baird called the
you’re tucked on a shelf and left,” “highly re-traumatising” ordeal of
McLaughlan says. giving evidence.
Doig was arrested in February 2021, “We understand [defence lawyers]
but it was two years before his case have a job to do and everyone has the
came to court. “We were gobsmacked right to be represented and have a fair
it took so long. In that time I got trial,” McLaughlan says. “But the way
engaged, fell pregnant, had my child it’s currently done is unacceptable.
and got married. But we found out There needs to be stricter guidelines
that’s quite a short period compared to on what defence lawyers can say to a
most people,” Reid says. “It’s a dark victim giving evidence. You feel like
cloud hanging over you for years.” you’re fighting for your life and that
Preliminary hearings to set a trial [defence lawyer] would not have
date were postponed seven times.
“Half the time we’d only know the
hearing was cancelled again from
stopped until he’d broken you.”
“The trial was fair for Logan but it
wasn’t fair for us,” McCann says. “I was
The meaning of
looking at the court rolls and seeing
Logan’s name had been taken away.
asked things like what was I expecting
when I let Logan into my flat on the
Macron’s royal gift
Nobody thought to tell us,” Reid night it happened. The [defence]
T
continues. One time the hearing was wanted you to have a breakdown so he pictures of the King and
cancelled on a Friday and the women they could hold it against you. It was By Damian President Macron suggest
had to wait until Monday for the new like psychological warfare.” relations are tremendously
date. “It was one of the worst Once the women had given Whitworth cordiale, bordering on le
weekends of our lives. Logan knew evidence they were allowed to bromance. Jokes shared.
exactly what, when, where, who, but communicate with each other again, Tender gazes. And a presidential hand
we had no idea.” but they weren’t allowed the catharsis reaching for the kingly upper arm.
In that time, Doig was on bail with of attending the verdict. “We were The French president is the master
the only condition attached that he advised if we sat there looking good it of the ancient diplomatic art of
should not approach any of the wouldn’t reflect well on the Crown combining flattery with subtle
women. “I was petrified he’d read our because the jury would think we one-upmanship. One of his gifts to
statements,” McLaughlan says. “When weren’t that traumatised — even Charles was a rare original edition of
I left work I’d be walking to my car, though the jury had already made up Les Racines du Ciel (The Roots of
thinking he was going to come and kill their minds,” McCann says. They Heaven) by Romain Gary. The 1956
me. Every time I left my house, I’d ended up learning the verdict from novel, which won the Prix Goncourt,
make an escape plan. In the emails or phone calls. “So it was hard France’s highest literary prize, is the
to digest and process, I just felt numb.” story of an environmentalist’s crusade
sentence of trauma and PTSD. He They’d hoped they’d be able to read to save elephants from
can’t be rehabilitated,” Reid wrote. out carefully worded impact extinction in French
“We decided to waive anonymity statements at sentencing but were told Equatorial Africa.
because so often you’re made to feel Waiting for the understaffing made this impossible. For a king who sees
you should be ashamed of being
abused,” McLaughlan says. “We need trial, we were “They said, ‘We’ve left it too late to
organise it!’ ” McLaughlan says. “I was
himself as the original
environmentalist, this
to try and eradicate that. The shame is
with the abuser, not the victims.”
consumed by like, ‘You’ve had two and a half years.’ ”
Now the women’s friendship has
present seemed
apposite. And it would
Now the women are campaigning
for changes to the Scottish (and
potential dread moved beyond talk of Doig. “We
started off not knowing a single thing
not have been lost on
king or president that
UK-wide) justice system, which they supermarket I’d be looking to see about each other. We live in different their talks came on the
feel is failing survivors of sexual where was the nearest exit. My whole parts of Scotland, Logan is the only day when Rishi Sunak
offences. “We’re turning our pain into nervous system was on edge. I phoned common denominator,” McLaughlan was rowing back on net
power,” Reid says with gentle pride. the police and said, ‘I just can’t keep says. “But now a lot of the time we just zero promises.
I’m talking to Reid, McCann and going like this’, and they said he talk about everyday things.” But was there also a
McLaughlan on Zoom in their homes couldn’t approach me. I said, ‘But what At the same time, their different pinch of showing-off?
dotted around Scotland at the end of if he does?’ They had no answer.” backgrounds have helped each other “What a wonderful
their working days. The bond between Recent statistics show these delays, to heal. “We’ve seen there is life after green advocate you are, oh
them is palpable — they coo over combined with low conviction rates abuse,” says McCann, who dropped Romain Gary with King,” Macron might have been
Reid’s toddler (he needs a kidney and a fear of reliving the crime in out of college after her rape. “The his wife, Jean Seberg, saying. “But the original eco-novel was
transplant and the friends have court, mean 69.2 per cent of those family life [Reid’s] created for herself in 1967. Top: King written by a French hero when you
volunteered as potential donors) as he subjected to sexual assault in England has been inspirational when some of Charles and Emmanuel were still in short trousers.”
wanders into shot and the antics of and Wales withdraw from us hadn’t been able to approach a man Macron in Paris Gary was an extraordinary figure
each other’s dogs, deferring to each investigations. “There were so many with a 10ft pole. The way who contrived to win the Prix
other so each speaks with passionate times when — for various reasons — [McLaughlan’s] finished uni and Goncourt twice. Authors are only
assurance. Prowse, who was each one of us wanted to pull out but started teaching — you see there is a supposed to be awarded the prize
photographed with them, has decided with each other’s support we were able whole life after abuse, you don’t need once, but he did so a second time
to step back from the public eye. to see it through to the end. Often I to be stuck in your past.” under a pseudonym, Emile Ajar, who
Doig’s fifth victim always retained was really struggling, thinking ‘What The challenges aren’t yet over. Doig was supposedly Algerian.
anonymity. The others fully support is the point?’ You feel so isolated,” is now appealing against his In the Sixties he married Jean
them. “There’s never been any McLaughlan says. conviction. After speaking out the Seberg, the American actress. Their
obligation to go public,” says Reid, 23, Yet once a trial date was set, the women received thousands of tempestuous marriage included affairs
a healthcare support assistant. women stopped communicating, messages of support but also torrents on both sides and he challenged Clint
The trio’s further ordeal in the hands warned their friendship might be used of misogynistic abuse and suggestions Eastwood, one of his wife’s lovers, to a
of the justice system are borne out by by the prosecution as evidence of an they’ve done this for “attention”. duel. Eastwood did not accept.
Dame Vera Baird, the former victims’ organised vendetta. “Waiting for the “There’ve been so many people saying At least as the King thumbs through
commissioner for England and Wales, trial was absolutely dreadful, you were we’re liars, picking holes in what we’ve his gift (he has excellent French), he
who in a 2020 report noted that rape consumed by potential dread,” says said and twisting it,” McCann adds. can reflect that the Élysée did at least
was “effectively being decriminalised”, McCann, who was 17 when Doig raped Yet the friends won’t be cowed. “I’ve give careful thought to it. After all,
and later that reporting rape was “a her in her student accommodation, always compared the justice system to diplomatic gifts can be the equivalent
lottery and the odds are rarely in and hadn’t even told her family she Russian roulette because they’re of a bunch of flowers from the garage.
your favour”. In 2021 Baird underlined was preparing to testify. playing with people’s lives. Even after Who can forget what happened
that while 67,125 rapes were reported “You’re desperately seeking verdicts and sentencing, people take when Gordon Brown gave President
in 2021, the highest figure yet, information about what’s going to their lives because it’s such a hellish Obama a pen holder carved from the
the number of completed rape happen but none is there,” Reid says. process,” McCann continues. “Doing timbers of the sister ship that provided
prosecutions plummeted from 5,190 Promises of a familiarisation visit to this is not going to change what wood for the desk in the Oval Office?
in 2016-17 to 2,409 in 2020-21. Only court never materialised, while happened to us, which was barbaric. Obama’s team went to the present
5 per cent of rapes that were given meeting the prosecutor representing But if we know we’re doing everything drawer and found a box set of 25
an outcome by the police in 2021 them, who’d been allocated the case we can to help other people, we can DVDs for Brown. That’s a lot of
resulted in a charge. just the week before, ended up — in find some peace.” viewing and a huge insight into that
Endless lip service has been paid to McCann’s words — being “25 minutes Instagram @safe_space_4 particular special relationship.
8 Thursday September 21 2023 | the times
arts
W
hen the
BBC first
broadcast
Boys
from the
Blackstuff
in October
1982, Mrs
Thatcher was rejoicing in her
Falklands victory, unemployment had
reached 3.3 million and Labour was
months from humiliation at the polls.
Alan Bleasdale, the series’ writer,
meanwhile, was trekking weekly from
Liverpool to Sheffield, where his play
It’s a Madhouse was in rehearsal at the Left: Mark Womack, The original series has always been
Crucible Theatre. He would travel on Barry Sloane and seen as a response to Thatcher’s
a Monday, the day after the latest Aron Julius, also economic policy. In fact it was largely
episode aired. below, in the Royal written during the previous Labour
“On that first Monday morning,” he House, Ink, Quiz, Dear England), are in met in a Chinese restaurant on the Court production government but BBC1 had turned
says, “so many people on the train the Royal Court’s plush bar nine days Mersey and discussed the risks of down the script not, Bleasdale thinks,
were talking about episode one, and before the first night. Now 77 and with putting these characters on stage, for political reasons, but because “they
then I got off the train, and I got from failing sight, Bleasdale enters leaning whether the community wanted it and thought it was crap’’. Eventually the
Manchester to Sheffield, and different on a walker, a gentle, funny, modest whether the time was right. Graham, producer, Michael Wearing,
people, a different class of people, man with vigorous memories of his whose specialism is dramatising recent approached the controller of BBC2,
office workers, were talking about it. masterpiece. He says the Theatre history, felt it was: Britain was Brian Wenham, who took it on trust.
The next week I heard exactly the Royal’s executive producer, Kevin approaching another crossroads; the “So it went out at exactly the time
same. The third week, I got on the Fearon, would ring him every New Tories, post-Brexit, were running out when unemployment went mad,
train and, again, the same reactions. Year’s Day asking him to turn Boys of steam and something was being which was very lucky
Then the play opened and I never, into a play for him. “And I’d say, ‘I born on the left — but what? for me.”
ever found out what people thought don’t know how to do it and I don’t As for Liverpool, it no Nevertheless,
about Yosser’s Story.” trust anyone else to do it.’ ’’ longer has one of the budgets were low.
Yosser’s Story, the five-parter’s country’s highest Four out of the
devastating penultimate episode, unemployment rates but it five episodes
became its most famous. Yosser does suffer shocking levels of were shot on
Hughes, one of the six Liverpudlian long-term sickness and mental and videotape by
tarmac layers left jobless in the I felt like Yosser: behavioural disorders. “Now most Match of the Day
recession that hit Liverpool
particularly savagely because its docks ‘I think I can do people have a job, some people have
three jobs, but it’s as precarious as
cameramen. An
extra scene, set in
were in their death throes, was an
ambitious man who wanted to “be
that,’ but I didn’t ever. If you’re a Deliveroo driver or
you’re on zero-hours contracts,
a psychiatric office, was
commissioned at the last minute
someone”. Played by Bernard Hill,
these days at least as well known for
know if I could you are in poverty in work,”
Graham says. Yet he still felt
because it was cheaper than doing
the scheduled outdoor shoot.
The Lord of the Rings, Yosser was by In 2018, however, the director Kate trepidation about turning more “I gave it to Bernard Hill the night
now certifiably mad, headbutting his Wasserberg wrote a passionate letter than six hours of television, before and he wasn’t happy. He went
way around the city with his desperate to his agent proposing to produce it for including the excellent Play in and did it the next day and it’s one
pleas “gizza job” and “I could do that”. her then theatre company. “I said no for Today, The Black Stuff, that of the great, great performances.” For
Since they both became initially and then she wrote another preceded the series, into two hours of Bleasdale it was a family affair:
catchphrases, Bleasdale would soon passionate letter, and then she popular theatre. because Hill was a close friend, the
realise the impact episode four had introduced me to James,” he says. “I felt a bit like Yosser,” he says to playwright’s own children played
made. Four decades on, however, he Bleasdale knew Graham was young, Bleasdale. “‘I can do that. Give us this Yosser’s children. A cousin, Gary
will now hear an audience’s reaction “which was unforgivable”, and had had job. I think I can do that.’ Except I Bleasdale, played one of the Boys’
for himself. For the first time two plays on in the West End didn’t know if I could do it.” grown-up sons, and another was a
Liverpool’s Royal Court is presenting a simultaneously. When he then read The play is billed as “Alan production driver.
stage version, a coup for the revitalised a compendium of his work, however, Bleasdale’s Boys from the Blackstuff The public responded with a mix of
1,100-seat theatre in which Bleasdale he thought it “utterly sensational”. by James Graham”, but they regard it shock and delight, and Boys was
saw Elvis Costello play in the days Graham, meanwhile, had seen Boys as a collaboration with the senior reshown on BBC1. Nothing in art
when “the place just smelled of piss”. when it was repeated in his writer making suggestions and had as vividly explained the human
Bleasdale and the adaptation’s adolescence and credited it as the attending workshops. “Mine’s the cost of unemployment. Yet its
author, the prolific 41-year-old TV and reason he became a playwright. original voice. He has taken my voice influence can also be exaggerated.
stage writer James Graham (This Bleasdale, Graham and Wasserberg and thrown it,” Bleasdale explains. Boys did not lead to the election of the
the times | Thursday September 21 2023 9
arts
The best thing Radio
4 has done all year
By James
W
hoa. A superbly
intelligent Radio 4
programme on WH
Marriott Auden (full disclosure:
my favourite poet).
I take back all my whingeing about the
more dubious podcasts that pop up on
This deep the BBC Sounds app. Three Faces of
WH Auden is what the BBC is meant
dive into to be. Lord Reith has stopped spinning
in his grave and has slowed to a
Auden’s leisurely rotisserie chicken rotation.
Is any poet more amenable to radio
poetry is than Auden? Certainly no poet has a
better voice: that wise, camp, amused,
what the old-fashioned drawl. I could listen to
nothing else for days. His shorter
poems have that mysterious quality of
BBC should moving you before you understand
exactly what is being said:
be doing “. . . O stand, stand at the window
Alan Bleasdale, front in the playwright’s early career as a As the tears scald and start
and centre, with the teacher he recognised the symptoms. You shall love your crooked neighbour
cast of the 1982 TV Hill is not expected to attend the With your crooked heart . . .”
series, including first night. “I don’t think that would be podcasts Three Faces of WH Auden is
Bernard Hill, bottom a good idea for him. Or for the presented by the poet Michael
left. Left: Bleasdale and remarkable actor [Barry Sloane] who’s Three Faces of Symmons Roberts, whose Lancashire
James Graham playing him,” Bleasdale says. WH Auden accent is a beautiful contrast with
The play’s “central spine” will not be {{{{{ Auden’s patrician tones. Symmons
Yosser’s story, however, but that of his Roberts introduces Auden as “one of
friend Chrissie, in the original played the great political poets, one of the
by Michael Angelis, who read a part at great love poets and one of the great
an early workshopping of the play but metaphysical and religious poets” of
died in 2020. “I think the play is a the last century. Each of the three
battle for Chrissie’s soul,” Graham programmes will deal with one of
Boys from the says. “Basically, is Chrissie going to be these aspects. The programme derives
Blackstuff is at the more Yosser or more George? And is its magic from the fact that Symmons
Royal Court, Liverpool, Liverpool going to be more Yosser or Roberts loves and understands Auden.
to October 28 more George?” You feel there is nothing he would
Thinking of last year’s TV hit rather be doing than making this radio
(Bleasdale and Graham agree Snowy Sherwood, which explored the programme about this poet.
would be outraged by the RAAC divisions caused by the miners’ strike, Of Auden’s poetry he says things
concrete scandal). I say Graham’s work, while still like “beautiful”, “breathtaking”, “it
I want Keir The series’ George Malone, the compassionate to all sides, seems to be takes the top of my head off”. Yes.
Starmer to sit, elderly terminally ill trade unionist,
clearly personifies the failing health of
becoming more partisan, and more
left-wing. He replies that his faith in
Just how Auden makes me feel too.
Amazingly, all the academics he
have a pint and socialism. Nor were the six Boys saints,
all of them taking what work they can
people has not diminished but his faith
in institutions has. “Institutions are
talks to seem to actually like Auden.
Rather than droning on about Auden’s
watch the show while drawing the state benefits. None
is left with enough to enjoy life,
letting us all down,” he says.
Like the regulators, I say, thinking of
queer identity or finding a reason to
scold him or go on about textual
Labour leader Michael Foot nor the however, which may explain why, of our dirty waters. “The regulators are problems in early editions, they just
saving of Liverpool’s docks, which the 4,500 letters Bleasdale received shit,” Bleasdale says. say how moved they are by the poems
were doomed because the new about the series, not one was critical of Liverpool will be hosting the Labour and why. One says she cried while
container ships were too big for the his portrayal of Liverpudlians. conference during the run. Would reading The Shield of Achilles. Me too.
basin and dock entrance. Characters, not politics, rule the Graham like Starmer to come and be And miraculously, someone at the
Graham, brought up in series. They are larger than life yet not heckled? “I want Starmer to come and BBC seems to have given Symmons
Nottinghamshire in the wake of the caricatures. The last episode features a sit and have a pint and watch the show Roberts a budget. He goes to Austria,
1984 miners’ strike, does not argue brutish man known as “Shake Hands” and then leave with his own answers.” where Auden died, and to the Museé
that uneconomic mines and unsuitable who crushes the palms of everyone Graham was awarded the OBE in des Beaux Arts in Brussels to see
docks deserved to survive. “But had who accepts the invitation. The real 2020 yet the state has still to honour Brueghel’s painting Landscape with
you just invested a few million back Shake Hands “made a small career out Britain’s Arthur Miller. “I’m in Who’s the Fall of Icarus, the subject of one
then in replacing these industries with of going round the pubs shaking hands Who. I’ve been on Desert Island Discs. of Auden’s most famous poems.
something else, with training, for a tenner”, Bleasdale says. And I’ve done This Is Your Life. I remember how at school I
investment and art, I would argue it Yosser, he says, was a mixture of two Imagine what that means to the little downloaded Auden’s recording of
could have been different. To really or three people he played football ten-year-old kid from Huyton,” that poem on to my primitive mobile
level up now, 40 years later, is going to against and a man legendary among Bleasdale says with no rancour at all. phone and paced the playground
cost the equivalent of the reunification tarmacers for walking into a café, Boys was followed by his GBH for with it pressed to my ear, addicted
of Germany.” ordering three poached eggs on toast Channel 4 in 1991 but the third part of to those words, that voice. And
For his part, Bleasdale, who was and then smashing them on his head. what he had hoped would be a state of Symmons Roberts has dug up tons
brought up in Harold Wilson’s Was the name Yosser a nod to the the nation trilogy, Running Scared, was I’ve never heard before too. There
constituency of Huyton, eight miles airman John Yossarian in Catch-22, cancelled by the BBC soon after it are great archive recordings of Auden
from the centre of Liverpool, disliked one of Bleasdale’s favourite books? It went into rehearsal “. . . which I think is recalling his life in Weimar Berlin
the city’s Eighties Militant Tendency was not. For reasons he does not pretty unforgivable but I don’t want to before the coming of the Nazis
leader Derek Hatton, and liked know, all Liverpudlian men surnamed cause a controversy. It happened 20 (“the whole foundations of life were
Michael Heseltine, the Tory minister Hughes were known as Yosser then. years ago”. Although he has continued shaking”) and as an old man
who attempted to revitalise the city. I suggest Yosser was an early to work in theatre, Bleasdale’s last TV regretting his radical early poems (“a
He was a fan of Neil Kinnock, who Thatcherite, desperate to become an production was The Sinking of the great deal of the stuff we wrote was
never made it to power. And Jeremy entrepreneur. Ill-suited and under- Laconia on BBC2 a dozen years ago. motivated by vanity and a desire to
Corbyn and Keir Starmer? “They’re funded, failure drives him insane. “I hope I have said how blessed I make an impression”).
not for me.” Perhaps: Graham calls Bleasdale have been,” Bleasdale says towards the It’s not often radio leaves you feeling
Boys was never agitprop. None of Britain’s Arthur Miller, so there may end of our conversation, and he means uplifted. Even taking into account my
the six unemployed tarmacers be Death of a Salesman echoes. in his life as well as by his co-writer, pro-Auden bias, Three Faces of WH
struggling to make a living is much Yosser’s madness chimes with this cast, director and the Royal Court. Auden is the best thing Radio 4 has
interested in the fiery politics of their today’s mental health crisis. Bleasdale I disagree. It is his audiences who have done this year. Give Symmons Roberts
plasterer colleague, Snowy, as devoted says he was on what was yet to be been blessed, and we are about to be a microphone and some more dosh,
to Marxism as he is to craftsmanship called the autistic spectrum, although blessed again. and let him do another poet.
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s it time to break the law?” co-founder of Extinction Rebellion, The weather presenter Alex
Chris Packham asked in Chris seemed to suggest Packham should Beresford missed a train because he
Packham: Is it Time to Break get himself banged up in prison hadn’t realised he was in a different
the Law? and frankly it would because “major things” happen when time zone. The racing driver Billy
have been a bit of an anticlimax public figures “lead”. Possibly, but it Monger, who lost both legs in a car
if his answer, after all that, had been could scupper his career at the BBC. accident, and his sister Bonny are
“no”. But, after some agonising he It’s probably why we watched this on charmingly positive and the ones to
decided it was time because peaceful Channel 4. watch. But a possible secret weapon
activism hasn’t worked and we are When I watched Race Across the is Blatt’s mother, Helene, who trained
“sleepwalking to an apocalypse”. World in 2019 I marvelled that here in the army, is fluent in French and is
Some people dislike Packham was a travel show that didn’t involve happy to slum it. Her daughter, though,
(“tosser”, “dickhead” and “wanker” celebrities getting paid to go on Chris Packham asked if it was time for “deeds not words” prefers expensive taxis. Who wouldn’t?
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their family transform their home with how the industry delivers exceptional pair decide whether to renovate their government campaign to stop the
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declared. Elsewhere, crewmates are in Paris as his renown quickly grows. so far and plans for the future. the 16th Taskmaster champion. Sellers’ friends recall his obsessions
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politicians and other guests in Ipswich very height of their powers, before it tripped and impaled her eye on a tent
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The latest news from parliament, featuring secret and usually inaccessible locations, Court 3.00 FILM: White Cradle Inn (PG, 6.20 A Knight’s Tale (PG, 2001) A squire to build a home at the bottom of their garden, The Rubbish World of Dave Spud (r) 6.15 @12
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names, interviews, and viewers’ thoughts 9.00 FILM: Judgment at Nuremberg (PG, 4.40 FILM: Blackout (PG, 1950) Crime drama tournaments. Comedy adventure with Heath 9.00 24 Hours in Police Custody. CID detective Proiseact Ploigh (r) 7.00 Clann a’ Chogaidh
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Lay tracks to enable the train to travel from village A to village
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curved sections. The track cannot cross itself.
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times2 Crossword No 9328 Brain Trainer Cell Blocks No 4895
Just follow the instructions from left to right, starting with the number given to reach an answer at the end.
Divide the grid
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HARDER 156 x 7 + 358 90% x 3 – 559 + 1/2 + 542 + 1/2 – 187
OF IT OF IT OF IT
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tragic earthquake. ♥8 2 N S R
Sitting West, you lead the queen W E
♥A K 4
♦Q J 6 2 S ♦K 10 8 7 S H O U T
of diamonds, declarer winning the ♣A 10 5 3 2 ♣8 6 N
ace and leading the jack of hearts. ♠ KJ98
Your partner wins and switches to ♥J 9 C A L L E R
and switches to the eight of clubs.” ever opened 2♥ and watched dummy table
I did not specify whether partner ♠ KJ10xx and a small singleton heart?). Today’s solutions
(2) North-South were playing a mid-range
won the king or the ace of hearts.
1NT opener, 14-16. This is a logical method Killer 9077 Concise Cryptic Suko 3913 Brain
And that is the crucial point. among those partnerships who like to open
If East won the king of hearts, it Quintagram Quintagram Trainer
balanced 11-counts (meaning that the 1NT
is clear he has ♥ AKx (declarer rebid is 11-13, the ideal three-point range).
1 Lard 1 Mess Easy 29
would hardly have played hearts 2 Dives 2 Proud Medium 834
(3) Transfer to hearts, dutifully completed. 3 Adroit 3 Sampled Harder 8,177
this way if he held ♥ AJ(x) in hand 4 Function 4 Newborn
— he’d have crossed to dummy Contract: 4♥ , Opening Lead: ♦Q
5 Malformed 5 Perdition
and taken a finesse). If East won and a singleton club, he should
the king, you should play him for a win not the normal cheaper king Word watch Quiz
doubleton club, ducking the first of hearts from ace-king but the
round, as you know he’ll win the
Hiccatee (a) A freshwater 1 France 2 Horror
ace. Now West is forced to play his tortoise of the Caribbean 3 Goldfinger 4 Alastair
ace next time, enabling you to give partner for a singleton club, as (Collins)
him his third-round ruff. Killer 9078 Bishop (a) To tamper with a Campbell 5 Green beret
ducking cannot work (declarer As with standard Sudoku, fill the grid so that every column, horse’s teeth to make it seem 6 Porridge 7 Leonard
Ducking is the winning defence presumably has ♥ KJ(x) and is every row and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 to 9. Each set younger (Chambers) Bernstein 8 “Let them hate
on the actual deal. Declarer is about to draw trumps if you duck). Pretergress (c) To go
allowed to win the first club and of cells joined by dotted lines must add up to the target number so long as they fear” 9 Scout
The same principle applies if (as in its top-left corner. Within each set of cells joined by dotted
beyond (OED)
leads a second heart. East then happened at one English table) Chess — Winning Move
rally 10 Reckitt Benckiser
wins the ace and leads his six of lines, a digit cannot be repeated. 11 Henry Vaughan 12 Foxes,
West leads a heart at trick one. 1 ... Qxf2+! 2 Kxf2 Nxe4+
clubs, you winning the ace this Here, East should win the king and the stage name of Louisa
3 Ke1 Nxc3 leaves Black a
time and giving partner the desired West should duck East’s eight of Cluelines Stuck on Sudoku, Killer or KenKen? Call 0901 293 rook up Rose Allen 13 Trostre
third-round ruff. One down. clubs switch. With a singleton club, 6263 before midnight to receive four clues for any of today’s Tinplate Works aka Trostre
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David Parfitt
Hiccatee
a A freshwater tortoise
b An involuntary giggle
c A tree producing
pecan nuts
Bishop
a To tamper with a
horse’s teeth
b To move diagonally
c An unfortunate
accident
Pretergress
a A female church
attendant
b To ready oneself
c To go beyond
Answers on page 15
Fill the grid so that every column, every row and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 to 9.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Across Down
1 Escargots? Certainly not! (4,4) 1 Part of course that’s just
5 What sounds like distress call fashion (7)
from rider to stop (4) 2 Drunk also swallowing very
8 9 8 Handle badly — this round’s many shots (5)
on me? (3-5) 3 Spotlight pro, say, on game of
9 Finishes off the music with no golf (10)
10
repetition of sound (4) 4 Person making deliveries from
11 Grown improperly, right? On part of laboratory (6)
11 12 the contrary (5) 6 Journalist understood tool for
12 Monitor where bishop has cutting (7)
authority (7) 7 A flower got from bed (5)
13 Like canary or chicken (6) 10 Lead, for example, one kind of
13 14 15 16 15 Audibly, what could be you or band (5,5)
I making assertion (6) 14 Apprentice, one who’s being
17 18 Something racehorse needs, a paid under pound (7)
kind of shoe (7) 16 Awfully valiant citizen of
18 19 20 19 Power and will possibly (5) Northern Europe (7)
21 Footballer on one side or 17 Bright article found in sea (6)
another (4) 18 Namely, what to do with
22 Tours all over the place, broken-down car (2,3)
21 22
surrounded by seven experts 20 Carefully prepare man starting
(8) union (5)
23 Revolutionary act or
performance on stage (4)
24 In revised order, cancel my
23 24 plant (8)
Yesterday’s solution on page 15
Thursday September 21, 2023
Turning
the
Bringing our oceans
tide
back to health
2
Restoring the oceans
57%
of catch limits for this
year were set above
scientific advice
UK FISH STOCK
Sustainably fished 45%
Overfished 34%
Data limited 16%
Unknown 5%
Source: Oceana
T
hroughout the UK’s waters overfishing is cent of these populations were of a healthy size, while decisions. I have never noticed them being overly
driving many species into steep decline, 25 per cent were “in a critical condition”. sensitive about our feelings towards the results.”
and Charles Clover believes the blame The report concluded that “this worrying situation is After soliciting industry advice, Clover says, the
can be laid squarely at the feet of the being driven by the government setting catch limits too government “tells the EU what its bottom line is, and
government. “It’s been squandering fish high — exceeding scientific advice”. that will include the number of fish stocks it wants to
assets for a long time,” he says. Having Each year, the government negotiates catch limits overfish. Normally in a negotiation you keep your
covered overfishing as environment with the countries that share its fisheries. These cards close to your chest but in this instance you tell
editor of The Daily Telegraph between 1987 and 2008, include Norway, Iceland and Russia, but the UK’s main the opposite side what you want, because actually, both
in 2010 Clover took the decision to combat it by co- negotiating partner is the EU. The negotiations, which sides will want to overfish a bit.”
founding the Blue Marine Foundation, a charity conclude each year in December, are informed by The environmental legal charity ClientEarth has
campaigning for ocean conservation. scientific advice from the International Council for the taken legal action against the European Council in the
The Times can reveal that the foundation has begun Exploration of the Sea (Ices), outlining how many fish European Court, challenging its failure to set catch
legal action against the government for setting fishing can be taken from the ocean without their numbers limits in line with scientific advice.
quotas higher than scientific advice. The campaigners falling to dangerously low levels. On July 5, the Blue Marine Foundation took the
hope to get the government to admit that, in so doing, But Ices’s advice is not always followed. In fact, in same fight to the government, sending a “pre-action
it is breaching its legal duty to conserve fish stocks. February, the government’s advisers at the Centre for protocol” letter setting out the grounds on which it
Clover argues that it is the job of government to Environment, Fisheries and Aquaculture Science found believes the government is obliged to admit that it is
“restrain the fishing industry from annihilating the that 57 per cent of the catch limits agreed for this year setting catch limits illegally. If the government does not
wild fish and shellfish on which it depends”, and that were out of line with Ices’s recommendations. agree, the foundation will begin legal proceedings by
for decades it has been failing. “There are, for example, Clover alleges that the recurrent mismatch between mid-January. The foundation is challenging the
five populations of cod in UK waters, and four of them the advice and the negotiated catch limits is due to government on the catch limits it has set for cod in the
are depressingly close to collapse. The worst, the west lobbying by the fishing industry. He says the English Channel and Celtic Seas, lemon sole and witch
of Scotland cod, has been fished over scientific advice government accedes to industry demand for higher in the North Sea, whiting in the Irish Sea and whiting
year on year for the past 35 years. The last landings of limits because it is “scared of any headline that implies in the North Sea and west of Scotland.
the times 3
Thursday September 21, 2023
T
CHARLOTTE ALT he oil and gas industry is known for
many things; helping to save the lives of
crabs, coral and shrimp is not one of
them. Yet decades of extracting fossil
UK FISH STOCK SIZE fuels at sea has inspired pioneering
technology that reduces the
Healthy 41% environmental devastation caused by
harvesting food from the seabed. For Oystein Tvedt,
Data limited 29%
32, who grew up on the west coast of Norway where
Critical 25% fishing and offshore energy work side by side, it made
Unknown 5% sense to repurpose industrial knowledge this way.
“We saw that in subsea technology we are doing
“
Source: Oceana
highly advanced operations on the seabed like laying
pipes or building oilrigs,” Tvedt, the chief executive of
Ava Ocean, says. “We used this as a start for
developing technology in fishery that can be operated
on the seabed in a smart, efficient way but is also
ARE OUR FISH DISAPPEARING? sustainable and gentle to the environment.”
The UK's fisheries production has declined, with only After more than seven years’ development, last
700,242 metric tonnes collected in 2018 Dragging a December Ava Ocean harvested the first Arctic
scallops in the Barents Sea. It uses a method designed
1.2m metal cage to replace the harmful practice of dredging; most
scallops are harvested by dragging a cage across the
1.1
1 along the sea floor, catching not just scallops but anything else
that gets in the way of its metal teeth.
0.9 seabed harms Ava Ocean’s harvesting unit, by contrast, hovers a
0.8 metre above the seabed, gently sucking up individual
0.7 species like scallops through pipes. Using underwater cameras and
0.6 coral, seagrass, artificial intelligence, the unit sorts through the catch
and returns unwanted species to the ocean floor. Once
0.5
1960 1970 1980 1990 2000 2010 shrimp and crab the unit is full, it is lifted up to the vessel, the 85m-long
Source: Our World in Data
Arctic Pearl, where the scallops are processed.
In the UK scallops are an integral part of the fishing
industry. About 29,000 tonnes, worth £51 million, were
landed from 253 vessels in 2021, according to data from
SeaFish. Yet since dredging was developed in the 1970s
concerns have been raised about its impact. The
practice can reduce biodiversity, particularly harming
species such as sponges, corals, seagrass, shrimp and
crabs, according to Jean-Luc Solandt at the Marine
Conservation Society. “Think of it like a ploughed
field,” he says. “It’s dead apart from worms and
bacteria. It’s exactly the same on the seabed. Once
that’s levelled, you have less habitat for life.”
Some countries, including Norway, have introduced
a total ban but in the UK it is permitted in most areas
Before except for a few protection zones, including Lyme
of our waters
Bay in the English Channel and Cardigan Bay
in the Irish Sea. Campaigners have long
called for a ban on dredging in all 377
marine protected areas (MPAs).
The government has introduced
mesh size limits, seasonal closures,
catch limits and restrictions on the
number of dredges. The environment
department says: “We are aiming to
stop damaging fishing activity in all
The foundation argues that, in setting catch limits environment at the forefront of our minds”. The English MPAs by the end of 2024.
for these species higher than the Ices advice, the foundation also argues the government is in Four bylaws are already in place and
government is in breach of the 2020 Fisheries Act, breach of the United Nations Convention on the we have consulted on management of
which requires it to “aim to fish within sustainable Law of the Sea, which is incorporated into UK 13 further MPA sites.” The Scottish
limits based on the best available scientific advice”. law. The convention states that “the coastal state, government is developing “fisheries
The Fisheries Act sets out eight objectives the taking into account the best scientific evidence management measures” for MPAs.
government must aim to fulfil in managing fisheries, available to it, shall ensure through proper While the fishing industry has generally
including sustainability and economic benefit. It allows
for some of these objectives to be compromised in
conservation and management measures that the
maintenance of the living resources in the exclusive
After opposed an outright ban, Elspeth
Macdonald, the head of the Scottish
favour of others but requires the government to economic zone is not endangered by overexploitation.” Fishermen’s Federation, says: “Many of the
explain its reasons for doing so. Clover argues that the over-allocation of fishing fishermen we deal with have inquiring
The foundation claims that the government has quotas is not only “bad for fish, but bad for minds — they want to be innovative to
breached the act by not publicly explaining its fishermen” because it is eroding the long-term ensure they can continue fishing for
rationale for not following scientific advice about how viability of their business. the generations coming after them.”
high to set the catch limits for these four species. He argues that the 2020 Fisheries Act is a “bad Another promising technology is
Tom Appleby, the foundation’s chief legal affairs law” because, unlike American fisheries being developed at Heriot-Watt
adviser, says: “When we asked the government for its regulations, it does not set sustainability as a University in Edinburgh. By fitting
positions regarding fisheries negotiations they refused “primary objective” that no other objective can “skids” or “skis” to the bottom of a
to give us anything, and we only had a few lines back override. standard scallop dredge, the
in response to our pre-action protocol letter. “Oceana sued the American secretary of state researchers can lift the metal 10cm
“Normally, if you look at a decision in an area where for commerce in 2005, saying that five species of off the seabed, reducing damage while
public goods are at stake there is a wealth of rockfish were in danger of being wiped out. As a increasing the catch by 15 per cent.
information made public. Take planning permission, result, the secretary of state set up 30-mile-wide There have been other attempts to
for instance. There is more information publicly trawling exclusion zones from the bottom of modify fishing gear but Michel Kaiser,
available about my neighbour’s small rear extension California to the north of Washington state to give professor of fisheries conservation at
than about the UK decisions on the public’s fisheries. those species a chance. Have you noticed us doing that Heriot-Watt, acknowledges that the “real
Yet the Fisheries Act requires transparency.” in the Celtic Sea for cod? No. disruptor” is Ava Ocean, whose method not
Yet the government says its actions comply with the “We’re not addressing the obvious problem of only reduces damage but is profitable. As it
Fisheries Act, with a spokesperson saying catch limits overfishing with the policy instruments that we know conducts a five-year research project to monitor the
“are based on the latest scientific advice to help protect from global practice will work. We’re just fudging it. It’s The effects of dredging technology’s long-term impact, Ava Ocean has already
key fish stocks with the long-term health of the marine not good enough. We’ll run out of fish.” off the Isle of Arran turned its focus to adapting it to other seabed species.
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Restoring the oceans
Can AI translate
what whales are Click-click-click
. . . click click click
telling each other? . . . click-click
Would-be Dr Dolittles of the deep are using tech to and philosophically obsessed with the idea that we’re
the only ones with it,” says Mustill. “How do we know
eavesdrop on marine life, Georgia Heneage writes how to see another one, or find the patterns of a
language that we’ve never experienced?”
Ceti’s work could reveal the closest comparison yet
I
magine, says Tom Mustill, a biologist turned between human and animal speech. But why whales?
nature film-maker, that we are sperm whales in The obvious choice would surely be primates, I suggest.
the Caribbean, nattering away to one another in a “Whales are the low-hanging fruit,” says Mustill,
code of clicking sounds. All the while, our because they rely on sound for communication and we
conversation is being eavesdropped by scientists can record all their conversations, even at great
using the latest artificial intelligence to try to distances. They are better listeners and speakers than
figure out what we are saying. most primates and they give so much of their bodies to
They can detect which of us is speaking at any given producing sound that it would be strange if their
moment and they know our conversation is complex. language system were not complex and meaningful.
We take it in turns to speak, we listen, and our speech “It’s likely they’ve been vocalising to each other in
is structured by grammatical rules, like those of the sea for longer than we’ve been vocalising to each
humans. What they cannot make out, however, is what other on land,” he says. “They live a long time in very
any of it means. tight social groups and they need to communicate
The team of scientists, from Project Ceti, have very complicated things to each other. When
been trying to solve that puzzle since midway humpback whales hunt, they have distinct roles
through last year, when they began to record where each one takes up different positions
sperm whales off Dominica. They then with different specialities. You can’t just co-
analysed the recordings with cutting-edge ordinate that in the dark without
computer programs and in the spring their communication.”
efforts bore fruit — they believe they have The most powerful deciphering AI tools
translated their first sperm whale word: are years away, as they require massive
“dive”. datasets that are still being accumulated
Mustill has tracked the researchers’ by Ceti, but “it’s a bit like Nasa trying to
progress closely and compiled their efforts get to the moon”, Mustill says. “They
into his book, How to Speak Whale. It was haven’t got there yet, but the early rockets
published to great acclaim last year, and last are getting into orbit, the systems to pilot
week a second edition hit shelves with an them are working and the moon is looking
afterword about the researchers’ new findings. like an object you can land on.”
Sperm whales have “conversations” — that is, If the researchers succeed in cracking whale
they exchange meaningful bits of information talk, the project could have far-reaching
back and forth. They fall silent when hunting and implications for marine conservation. There are
they chatter when they rise once again to the surface. already initiatives using AI to, for example, help to
The team have managed to map out their phonetic protect whales by monitoring declining species.
alphabet and it’s far less crude than they believed — Meanwhile, the project Whale Safe, based in the
“as if somebody had characterised all of our shipping routes off San Francisco, detects the presence
conversations merely by the pitch of my voice”, says of whales and alerts ship captains to avoid collisions.
Mustill. They still don’t know what it all means but By understanding whale communication, scientists
pulling together the “ABC” might indicate if there’s a could recognise the priorities of a mammal that are
code to crack, ie if the signals have meanings. The vital not only to its own ecosystem but to the planet as
indication so far is that they do. a whole; whales store large volumes of carbon dioxide
Biologists already know that animals communicate in their bodies and their excrement spawns blooms of
bits of information to one another — bees and ants, for phytoplankton that produce half of the world’s oxygen.
instance, use pheromone trails to chat — and that their This is what motivates Mustill and the scientists at
sounds vary depending on which community they Ceti. “Conservation is useless without working out
belong to. We’ve also been able to teach animals how what’s important to the animals,” he says. If you are
to understand spoken commands — research shows going to save 30 per cent of the sea, he says, which 30
“
that dolphins understand some forms of grammar — per cent is important to them? Is it the vessel speed in
and even hieroglyphics. oceans that harms whales, or a particular kind of fish
But copying is far simpler than deciphering meaning. that has been hunted to extinction?
To do this, Ceti uses a machine learning technologies “We might be able to warn them away from
that works a bit like ChatGPT or Google Translate. It dangerous activities or deadly objects, like ghost nets
works on the theory that if AI can be used to find and drilling gear,” he says. “Or we might be able to
patterns between different languages then it might be guide them away from stranding on shallow,
able to translate between animals and humans. The research treacherous tidal beaches or through passages in Arctic
Fed massive amounts of data, various AI tools will be ice, or to let them know where they are hunted.”
used to find patterns in the sounds by mapping their could help us Tom believes his team’s work could help us to
relationships on to a graph, which scientists can then understand why a pod of orcas has been attacking, and
cross-reference with the whales’ movements to link find out why occasionally sinking, boats off southwestern Europe,
patterns in their behaviour with patterns in their
communications. For example, says Mustill, “In what
orcas have been and more recently off Scotland. Might they be saying,
“Oi, get your hands off my mackerel”, or “This [shove]
other instance did a whale make that sound? Is it only ramming boats is for the years you’ve hunted us, and this [shove] is for
when someone’s born? Is it when they’re scared? Is it cramming us into SeaWorld”?
when someone’s upside-down?” — are they With any technological progress there are, of course,
Though the default is to explain “whale-talk” challenges. Bad actors could harness the technology to
through such analogies, words like “understand” or saying ‘Oi, get “deepfake” the sounds and play them back to whales as
“language” are misleading because they are tools with
which humans make sense of the world. Sperm whales
off my fish’, or a way to hunt or capture them. Talking to whales
could, then, be another form of noise pollution, but if
might be saying “dive”, but only because it’s the signal
they seem to make before descending into the deep.
‘this one is for used correctly and ethically, it could also vastly expand
our understanding of the animal kingdom and how
“Humans are so focused on our idea of language, SeaWorld’? best to protect it.
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Thursday September 21, 2023
W
BEN COOKE illie Athill used to make his
money transporting oilrigs
around the world. Now, having
returned from what he calls “the
dark side”, he believes he has
spied an opportunity to build a
business that mitigates climate
change rather than contributing to it. That opportunity
lies off Norfolk, where in April he secured a licence to
farm seaweed across 25 hectares of frigid, choppy sea.
Some of that seaweed will be used as fertiliser on
nearby farms, displacing fossil fuel-based products. And
some of it will be sold to Notpla, a company making a
biodegradable alternative to plastic packaging.
Potential uses include everything from cosmetics to
veggie burgers to fabrics and medicines. The farm will
also create habitat for marine life.
Athill, 65, is not the first entrepreneur to think
there’s money in this; the number of such farms has
risen from one in 2016 to ten in 2021. Yet he is the first
to partner with a robotics company that claims it could
help seaweed farming attain an industrial scale.
Seaweed farming is still largely done by hand. To check
on their crop, farmers must venture out to sea in small
boats and haul up the ropes on which it grows.
“It’s incredibly laborious work,” says Athill. “What
happens if a whale or something gets stuck in your
infrastructure? If you’re only going out there a couple
of times a week it could be stuck there for three days.”
The company he has partnered with, Samudra
Oceans, has created a robot that it claims can remove
the need for much of that arduous voyaging back and
forth. It is shaped like a transparent cylinder, about a
foot long, and is packed with sensors and wires.
Sitting on the sea floor, attached to a buoy, these
robots take pictures of the seaweed rig to check
whether it has been damaged by stormy weather.
Athill’s only other means of attaining this information
would be to send out two divers, at £2,000 each. The
robots also collect a wealth of other data, including the
amount of light reaching the seaweed, the strength of
the current and the water temperature and salinity.
Samudra’s chief executive, Joyeeta Das, is working on
an artificial intelligence program that will interpret all
this information and give advice about where to plant
in future.
Athill will deploy the robots next month, when he
seeds his first crop. Between then and April, when he
harvests it, he will still go out to the rig weekly, but
reckons that the robots will save him a further two
trips a week. “Going out to sea is jolly expensive,
dangerous and it uses up diesel. We would be mad not
to look at this technology, which will probably initially
be more expensive, but in the end more efficient and
cheaper. It’ll be crucial to us scaling up.” Athill is in
talks with Equinor in the hope of installing seaweed
farms between wind turbines in the North Sea. He
Sperm whales talk to each hopes eventually to be farming “300 to 400 hectares”.
other in a code that a Having developed robots to monitor seaweed farms,
team of scientists is trying Samudra is also making one to harvest it. It hopes to
to crack, with a view to automate the process of seeding too. Das argues that
also understanding such automation will be key as seaweed farmers
violent orcas, far left tell her labour accounts for 70 per cent of their
costs, which means they struggle to sell their
crop at the low prices buyers demand. Her
vision is for a seaweed industry every bit as
mechanised as the agribusinesses of the
American Midwest. “If we reach a scale
where, off Cornwall, there are 1,000
hectares of seaweed farming, where robots
are taking pictures of the crops, and when
the time is right they send harvesting
robots, and then drones collect the payload
and drop it in a factory, that’s when you
have proper scale. If we can do it for
Amazon shopping, we can do it for seaweed.
“In five years, the process should be 80 per
That’s easy for cent automated, and in ten years, the dream is
100 per cent. You still need a few people to make
you to say sure that nothing’s collapsing. You’d still have the
same staff, but instead of farming 40 hectares, they
could be farming 1,000.”
A robot developed by Samudra has so far received £700,000 in funding and
Samudra Oceans aims to hopes to raise £4 million in its next round. “This is
reduce the cost of labour exciting because we have never automated agriculture
in the sea before,” Das says. “We are in the midst of a
new industrial revolution and we are building the new
infrastructure of the world.”
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Restoring the oceans
F
rom the ferry to the Isle of May, the waters locally extinct.”
appear to be so teeming with marine life When it comes to the marine
that it’s difficult to believe they’re under ecosystem as a whole, he says
threat. After I set off from Anstruther, a “the likely effects we’ll see will
small fishing village on the north shore of be [a reduction in] reproduction,
the Firth of Forth, soon a abundance and biomass density
pod of bottlenose rather than obvious mass die-offs,
dolphins swims playfully in or where organisms have had their
the wake of the boat. In thermal maximum exceeded, which is
the distance, the shallow arch of a what we’ve seen in Western Australia”. In
minke whale catches the morning light and gannets 2011, a two-month marine heatwave hit the
fire themselves into the water. ocean off that region, with catastrophic effects
As the island comes into view, the occasional puffin on the ecosystem and fisheries. The impact on
emerges from the waves. The Isle of May is home to kelp forests was immediate, with almost 50 per
46,000 breeding pairs from March until August, as well cent perishing across a 100km area, which had
as guillemots, razorbills and Arctic terns, which see it knock-on effects on scallop and crab populations.
as a safe nursery to raise their young. According to a government report,
This summer, however, the island has been at the some fisheries were closed for
centre of an extreme marine heatwave that hit the five years and some stocks
coasts of the UK and Ireland while marine temperature had still not recovered
records were broken around the world, with sea surface after a decade.
temperatures in the North Sea 5C higher than usual in The impact of this
June. Satellite data and physical monitoring in the summer on the UK
coming months and years will reveal a more detailed fishing industry
picture of its impact on marine ecosystems, but for
David Steel, the Isle of May’s nature reserve manager,
there are already signs of trouble. supporting the
“For the first time in my 23 years on the island I theory that they
wasn’t working with Arctic terns,” he says. “They are related to the
turned up in mid-May and then didn’t breed. All effects of extreme
fingers are pointing to them not nesting because there temperature.
wasn’t the food availability.” Marine heatwaves tend to Every scientist and researcher I speak to about the
concentrate towards the top section of the water heatwave is quick to draw attention to just how
column, which is a problem for surface-feeding birds anomalous it was in both magnitude and length. “It
like Arctic terns, because if fish migrate to deeper, goes way beyond the expectations that
cooler waters, the birds can’t dive to the depths were posed within the IPCC reports,” says
required to catch their prey. Dr Richard Unsworth of Swansea University,
It’s not just the terns that have suffered. Puffins, referring to the Intergovernmental Panel on
guillemots, razorbills: all of them were having to work Climate Change, “which generally are the
harder to find fish stocks. As a result, “birds were conservative estimates. So it’s quite
leaving here lighter”, says Steel, an ominous sign given frightening that we’re going way beyond
that fat reserves are what keep the birds alive. He what is being modelled.”
shows me images of young guillemots and razorbills Marine heatwaves have increased in
washed up dead along the east coast of Scotland and frequency by 50 per cent in the
the northeast of England since the heatwave. While past ten years, driven by climate
avian flu has prompted mass die-offs of seabird change, but scientists fear that the disruption
colonies, these deaths are testing is being exacerbated by a strong El Niño
negative for the disease, weather system, a shorter-term, cyclical change
in the Earth’s climate. A large part of that comes
down to how marine heatwaves affect plankton,
the microscopic building blocks of ocean food
chains. Increases in water temperature mean
phytoplankton productivity decreases, which
in turn means the zooplankton, the animal
kind, feeding on it are not as energy-rich. This
has a ripple effect up to the top of the food
chain, resulting in less energy for top predators
and making them less resilient to heatwaves.
Furthermore, because warmer water contains
fewer nutrients than cooler water, there’s
evidence of plankton migrating northwards,
pushing marine habitats out of alignment. With
the exception of birdlife, there haven’t been any
reports of mass die-offs of species due to the
heatwave — yet. Instead, the effects are likely to be
Jellyfish migrate to UK
Sightings of unusual are among the other biggest fish, the basking Another seabird at risk
jellyfish are on the rise in species fleeing the tropics shark, as the plankton on from climate change
British waters, as well as for cooler UK waters. which they feed move affecting the availability of
the closely related But for many, rising away further north. its prey is the European
Portuguese man o’war temperatures are making Hotter seas also put shag. The species is at risk
(Anna Dowell writes). The British waters less puffins in danger of a due to a decline in the
Marine Conservation hospitable. They can kill 90 per cent decline in numbers of sand eels. The
Society believes this is the salmon eggs, disrupting numbers by 2050. They bird has recently been
result of rising sea the food source of otters, could suffer as climate added to the UK’s Red List
temperatures. Bluefin eagles and waterfowl. change drives the small of conservation concern
tuna, anchovies, squid Another species to lose fish they prey on away because of severe
and great white sharks out could be Britain’s from British waters. population decline.
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Thursday September 21, 2023
O
SONAL NAIN ffshore from the tiny fishing village of
Porthdinllaen, north Wales, there lies
a remnant of a habitat that used to
spread around the country’s coasts —
and that could now aid Britain in the
fight against climate change. “It’s a
kind of secret garden under the sea
that is absolutely teeming with life,” says Leanne
Cullen-Unsworth, the co-founder of Project Seagrass.
Lush green strands of the plant provide a habitat not
only for fish but also crabs and sea anemones. It is also
fantastically effective at taking planet-warming carbon
out of the atmosphere and storing it in its roots, doing
so up to 35 times faster than rainforests.
But the shallow bays that used to host seagrass
meadows are now largely empty of them. Scientists are
unsure quite how much seagrass the UK has lost due
to poor water quality, wasting disease and dredging but
the figure could be as high as 92 per cent.
The seagrass meadow in the waters off Porthdinllaen
is now the focus of an effort to restore the habitat more
widely. Last month Cullen-Unsworth and her team
worked alongside volunteers to collect one million
seeds from the village. Next year these will be planted
in the waters off Anglesey as part of the Seagrass
which is another warmer-water Ocean Rescue project, the UK’s largest seagrass
species.” restoration project. The aim is to plant five million
There has also been a glut of Risso’s seeds across ten hectares by 2026. “We have got a
dolphin sightings, also associated with warmer massive opportunity and responsibility to put the
waters, as well as common dolphins, which have seagrass back and all the biodiversity that comes with
been a boon for business. “From that perspective, being that,” says Cullen-Unsworth.
able to take people out and show them dolphins every As that seagrass is returned to the waters of north
time makes it really easy to sell trips,” Jones says. “But Wales, researchers at the University of Oxford are at
while we’re going through a bumper abundance of work on a project that could help finance their
“
dolphin sightings at the moment, the long-term restoration much further afield. Because seagrass is so
implications of that are not necessarily positive. good at capturing carbon, its restoration could
Ultimately, top predators might struggle to find enough generate lots of carbon credits. Companies aiming for
food to have enough energy to reproduce properly, and net zero that cannot stop all their emissions at source
that’s very bad news for their population.” could pay for the restoration of seagrass meadows to
So, since all projections indicate that more frequent, offset their residual emissions. But right now this can’t
stronger and longer-lasting marine heatwaves are happen because there isn’t a “carbon code” that
inevitable in the near future, what can be done going
forward? As with most climate problems, the
Seagrass traps ombudsmen can use to work out how much carbon
seagrass meadows take in.
overarching answer is simple — cut greenhouse gas
emissions, mainly by cutting out fossil fuels. But while
carbon dioxide Dr Melissa Ward is part of a team of Oxford-
affiliated academics drawing up that code. “Restoration
we do that, we can help marine ecosystems cope with up to 35 times is expensive and challenging and time-consuming,” she
the worsening impacts. “It’s about creating resilience in says. “So we need to find as many ways as we can to
systems, it’s about protecting biodiversity,” says faster than the support increased restoration. Funding from carbon
Professor Steve Widdicombe, director of science at credits is just one way to do that.”
Plymouth Marine Laboratory, “so that when these Amazon jungle Ward says there are “critical scientific gaps” that
large global stresses come into play, you’ve given need to be filled during the writing of the code, the
them the best chance.” main one of which is quite how rapidly British seagrass
The UK has made strides in ocean species take in carbon. Studies have shown how quickly
conservation with the introduction of seagrass in other parts of the world absorb it, but if
marine protected areas, which cover carbon credit sellers simply assumed that all seagrass
51 per cent of inshore and 37 absorbed it at equal speed, they would risk issuing
per cent of offshore water credits for carbon that hadn’t been absorbed. They are
around England. While keen to avoid the reputational damage that would
covering a sizeable come of this, having witnessed the embarrassment of
area, they are not the carbon credits company Verra this January when
a perfect an investigation by The Guardian found that more
solution to than 90 per cent of its rainforest carbon credits were
heatwave worthless.
mitigation, as “none of them have been Ward and her fellow researchers are aggregating
managed with climate change in mind”, data from seagrass restoration projects around the
says Dr Nova Mieszkowska, of the University of country to see how quickly they absorb carbon. They
Liverpool and the Marine Biological Association. This will use this as a basis on which to assume the rate at
means that a marine area could be awarded the highest which future UK seagrass projects would absorb it.
level of protection, but through no fault of local One reason why it is
management practices, its effectiveness could be important to kick-
undermined because it’s in a very climate-vulnerable start seagrass
area. “It seems to be a good time to start linking up restoration,
climate change research with marine protected area Ward says, is
management and planning,” Mieszkowska says. “If we that the
has yet to materialise, but Dr John Pinnegar, of the can put them both together and use that information carbon it
UK’s Centre for Environment, Fisheries and for some kind of horizon scanning, we might be able to stores is
Aquaculture Science, told Undercurrent News that for manage our areas more effectively.” “incredibly resilient”.
marine heatwaves, “often the impacts only become One project helping to do just that is MSpace (Marine Whereas a forest
apparent years later”. Spatial Planning Addressing Climate Effects), led by planted to
For other industries, the effects are more complex. Professor Ana Queirós, which seeks to implement generate carbon
Duncan Jones is the co-owner of Marine Discovery “climate-smart” marine planning in UK waters. “At the credits might burn
Penzance, a wildlife-watching company that offers moment, England has chosen three highly protected down in a
tours of Cornwall’s coastline, and this year’s heatwave, marine area sites [the highest level of protection], and wildfire,a seagrass
along with other factors such as pervasive ocean two of them (Dolphin Head and North East Farnes meadow will
warming, has meant a bumper year for diverse marine Deep) are climate change hotspots,” she says. “So, in reliably lock carbon
sightings. view of pressures like heatwaves, MSpace is trying to away in its soil as
“We saw flying fish right inshore, and flying fish just make sure that that information is included in the long as it is
shouldn’t be here,” he says. “They’re a subtropical decision-making process . . . so that if we’re going to protected.
species. Anglers have also found pufferfish, which is designate a highly protected marine area, we put it in a “They’re really high-
something that just wouldn’t turn up here, and we’re place that’s a climate refuge that’s perhaps less sensitive quality carbon credits,”
also seeing swarms of crystal jellyfish in huge numbers, to climate change.” she says.
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Restoring the oceans
Staniford near a salmon farm in
west Scotland last month.
He says he wants to highlight the
“horror” of how fish are kept, left
Something fishy
about salmon
farming, says
kayak vigilante
Don Staniford paddles out at dawn pharmaceuticals leak out of them, providing the
nutrients for algal blooms and leading to dead zones on
location for a facility which — its developers argue —
could provide an example for the industry’s more
to film conditions in the lochs. He the seabed. Farmed fish can also pass on sea lice to
wild fish, and breed with them if they escape. At the
sustainable future. The company Loch Long Salmon is
consulting with local communities in the hope of
tells Verena Mueller even a threat same time, these farms don’t just produce fish, they gaining permission to build a facility in the loch three
consume them in vast numbers. Worldwide, about a times the size of an average farm.
of a lawsuit hasn’t stopped him quarter of all fish caught end up as fishmeal for farms. At this, the first “semi-closed” salmon farm in the
Many environmentalists such as Staniford oppose UK, the salmon nets would be wrapped in a membrane
the farms not only for these reasons, but also because to limit the escape of fish and pollutants into the sea.
A
s Don Staniford brews his coffee in a the fish live short, unhealthy lives, often infested with The company claims that this method will be “cleaner
car park on Scotland’s west coast, he sea lice and viruses. According to the environmental and greener” and that it will help to “save the planet”.
whispers: “I’ve got to make sure no one organisation WildFish, 4.6 million salmon died in But resistance to the scheme is growing. Staniford
sees me.” He pulls his cap deeper into Scottish farms in the first half of this year. and other organisations such as WildFish have argued
his face, stuffs his hair underneath, and Staniford is beginning his tour in Loch Linnhe that the company’s soaring rhetoric on sustainability
puts up the hood of his jumper. Looking because it is the location of some of the salmon farms amounts to nothing more than “greenwashing”.
at his sandals and Hawaiian shorts, he with the highest mortality rates. At Scottish Sea Farms’ A local campaign group called Long Live Loch
explains: “I’ve dressed up as a German tourist.” facility in Charlotte’s Bay on the loch’s southeastern Linnhe describes the farm as a “dangerous experiment”
Staniford has been fighting the salmon farming side, for instance, the figures for July show that 48 per that will only add more pollution into the loch.
industry for 20 years. He has held demonstrations in cent of the farm’s fish died during their production Members of the Labour Party and the Greens have also
front of fish food factories, flown drones over the nets cycle. At the company’s facility at Dunstaffnage, down spoken out against the new technology.
“
and placed ads of fish that resemble monsters. Here on the coast, the figure was 56 per cent. The company says Less than a year ago, Loch Lomond & The Trossachs
the shore of Loch Linnhe, a three-hour drive northwest this was due to warm waters bringing large numbers of National Park Authority refused the company
of Glasgow, he is about to resume his campaign. micro-jellyfish, which harmed the fishes’ gills. permission to build a similar facility 90 miles to the
“I want to take down the industry,” he says, adding Yet despite concerns about farmed fish and the wider southeast, in Loch Long.
that, to do so, he must “make its horror visible”. Over environment, the salmon industry is booming. There The managing director of Loch Long Salmon,
the next ten days, he will drive more than 300 miles are 205 farms in Scotland. The country is the third Stewart Hawthorn, denies his company is
along the coast, paddling out to salmon farms at dawn largest producer in the world after Norway and Chile, greenwashing, saying that the new facility would be “a
in his kayak and boarding them — then filming the
conditions in which the fish live. He has to do so
and the fish was the UK’s biggest food export last year,
bringing in £578 million.
The industry is genuinely different approach to producing food with a
low carbon impact.” He says that studies have shown
undercover because he is already in legal trouble. The That sum is set to grow further. In July, the Scottish booming — that putting a membrane around salmon cages halves
Norwegian company Mowi, the world’s largest salmon government published its plans to massively expand the waste escaping into the sea. There are already
producer, has launched a court case against him in the cage capacity. Last year alone, according to the Scotland’s 205 dozens of these facilities in Norway and Canada. Yet he
hope of banning him from approaching its farms. The industry association, salmon consumption in the UK adds that these facilities are more expensive because of
company declined to comment on the matter. rose by almost 8 per cent compared with the previous farms make the the extra materials they require, and the energy
The salmon farms Staniford has visited along the
west coast consist of huge nets up to 25m deep,
year to more than 63,000 tonnes. Many consider it the
greener and healthier alternative to chicken and pork –
country the involved in flushing out the waste and processing it.
But he expects the salmon to grow better and have
suspended from rings of floats bobbing on the surface.
He says that some farmers manage to cram up to
and see the farms as a solution to overfishing.
Loch Linnhe is not only the site of some of the farms
world’s third- fewer lice. “That saves money,” he says.
In which case, why did the authority reject the
100,000 salmon into these nets. Salmon faeces and with the highest mortality rates. It is also the planned largest producer company’s previous application? “Because they didn’t
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volution has given the octopus many gifts. because of the archipelago’s rich marine ecosystem,
It can squeeze through gaps as small as its which offers the chance to take cells from many
eyes, solve puzzles and tell one human different animals (they also intend to grow molluscs
from another. At the University of Otago, and crustaceans). Since then, they have taken octopus
New Zealand, one precocious cephalopod biopsies and managed to grow them in a nutrient
learnt to squirt water at a light switch mixture. Science-fictional as this process may seem, it
because it preferred to live in darkness. At doesn’t actually result in a fully formed tentacle, just a
the same country’s national aquarium in 2016, another protean mass, so the next challenge is to arrange it into
broke out of its tank, squeezed through a 50m a shape that resembles octopus meat.
drainpipe and escaped into the sea. The company intends to sell the meat in medallion
Unfortunately for the octopus, evolution has also slices like those in the traditional dish pulpo a la gallega.
made it delicious — so delicious that demand for its To do this, it puts the meat into a lattice made of plant
meat has risen sharply. Between 1950 and 2015, catch protein, designed to mimic the structure of octopus
of wild octopuses increased more than tenfold to meat, so the finished product will not be pure octopus;
400,000 tonnes. To satisfy this demand, the Spanish it will be a “hybrid” of meat and plant protein.
seafood company Nueva Pescanova has applied for a In these early days of the lab meat industry, this is
licence to build the world’s first octopus farm in the standard practice — Good Meat’s chicken nuggets are
harbour of Las Palmas, Gran Canaria. The habitually 70 per cent chicken, 30 per cent plant-based. But as the
solitary animals would be crammed into tanks, with as industry gets better at mimicking the texture of meat,
many as 15 per square metre, and then killed by the idea is to reduce the amount of plant protein.
exposure to icy water. The €65 million facility would Ferreira adds that octopus meat, consisting almost
slaughter about a million octopuses a year, generating entirely of muscle, is easier to mimic than the complex
understand it,” says Hawthorn. Now, he’s confident
that Argyll and Bute council will approve the facility in
3,000 tonnes of meat.
Animal rights activists note that the creatures have
Petri dish layering of muscle and fat in many other meats.
Though the company has made a prototype of its
Loch Linnhe because it is “much more experienced” in been known to attack and eat each other when forced to plate pulpo a la gallega medallions, it has yet to apply for
dealing with salmon farming. “If we can show that our to live close together. Nueva Pescanova insists that in approval by food standards agencies, a process that no
system works, it will be copied quickly.” The council its research facility it has bred docile octopuses that do Cell4Food is not the lab-grown meat company has completed in Britain or
declined to comment. not do so and do not try to escape. only company trying to the EU. The team expects this to take two years.
Semi-closed facilities aren’t the only way to make Yet 900 miles across the Atlantic, on Terceira Island make seafood in the Even after approval, the company’s co-founder and
salmon farming more sustainable. At the Scottish in the Azores, a group of researchers is working on lab. Around the world, strategist, Vítor Verdelho, expects it will take a long
Association for Marine Science in Oban, scientists have another way to satisfy the world’s escalating demand from California to Israel time for his company to take market share away from
developed a method using microscopy and water data for octopus, without killing a single animal. and Singapore, those fishing and farming octopus. “There is so much
to detect sea lice as larvae. Until this breakthrough, it Incorporated last year, it is Cell4Food, Portugal’s first companies are figuring demand for octopus that, for many years, fishing,
was only possible to detect them as adults, by which company growing cultivated meat. out how to fill our farming and cultivation will co-exist.” He holds out
time they must be washed off the salmon with toxic Cultivated, or “lab-grown” meat is made by taking a plates with fish without hope, however, that cultivation could make
substances such as hydrogen peroxide. few cells from a live animal, then encouraging them to plundering the sea. industrialised octopus fishing obsolete. He believes
Yet salmon farms will always have some grow in a nutrient-rich broth, then arranging the Earlier this year the farming should go ahead, but in a “cruelty-free” way in
environmental impacts as long as they are situated in resulting mass of muscle and fat into a texture Singapore-based which “the animals are grown in as close to natural
the sea. This has led some entrepreneurs to conclude, resembling that of animal flesh. Many companies are company Umami Meats conditions as is possible”.
drastically, that the salmon must come ashore. Around using this technique to cultivate chicken, beef, pork and partnered with Yet Jennifer Jacquet, a professor of environmental
the world — in the US, China and Japan — there are fish, and in some countries these products are arriving Steakholder Foods, an science at the University of Miami, doubts that cruelty-
now dozens of land-based facilities where fish swim in on supermarket shelves. This year the US Department Israeli cultivated meat free farming is possible. Compared with
pools, leaving the natural world uncontaminated by of Agriculture approved the sale of chicken products company, to create a cows and pigs, so little research has
their waste. In the UK too, there are plans for land- from two firms — Upside Foods and Good Meat. 3D-printed grouper been done on captive octopuses
based salmon farms in Grimsby, Lincolnshire, and the To its owners’ knowledge, Cell4Food is the only fillet. Meanwhile, that, she says, “we don’t know
village of Tayinloan on the Kintyre peninsula. company to apply this method to octopus. Frederico another Singapore- how to give them happy lives.
For land-based salmon to succeed, however, Ferreira, its head of research and development, says based company, Shiok They have these incredible
companies must overcome formidable challenges, that some of his colleagues are on the team because Meats, is at work on minds that we just don’t
including breeding fish that thrive only in fresh water. they believe octopuses are so smart that people should lab-grown prawns, know what captivity would
This is because many on-land farms do without salt never kill them. Others, like him, are less hardline — while California-based do to.” She would like to see
water altogether, so as not to corrode the equipment. they just think they should not be subjected to Finless Foods is all octopus meat cultivated
Hawthorn is sceptical of land-based farming, citing industrialised fishing. “We come from a country where creating rather than farmed or fished.
its high energy usage and space requirements. eating and capturing octopuses is a tradition,” he says. bluefin “We know that [cultivation] will
Staniford is unswayed by the promise of these “In the old times the fishermen used to catch them in tuna, involve some energy use, we know
technologies. In his view, no form of salmon farming ceramic pots, but things evolve, and now they are using right, we’ll have to take biopsies from
can “make a bad thing better”. He sees any way of plastic cages that catch other animals too, and they’re one of live animals . . . But it looks
enclosing these migratory animals as “pure torture”. intensifying their efforts because demand is increasing. the world’s vastly different,
The only salmon he’s willing to eat is a vegan If you do it in the old way, and just take a few most compared to a giant
substitute, made from wheat and peas, coloured octopuses from the water, it’s fine, but if you intensify endangered and factory to mass-produce
orange, and tasting — he says — very similar to the the techniques it’s terrible.” Having formed last year, expensive animals. living, breathing, thinking
real thing. It’s already available on some Tesco shelves. the team decided to base themselves in the Azores animals.”
10
Restoring the oceans
A wave energy generator
off the Orkney Isles SURF’S UP?
Projected electricity generation capacity
Wave power Tidal stream Hydro power Solar
Offshore wind (floating) Offshore wind (fixed) Onshore wind
Hydrogen Biomass and waste Nuclear Gas
Oil and coal Interconnector
250 GW
200
150
100
50
0
2010 2015 2020 2025 2030 2035 2040 2045 2050
Source: Stegman, Anna & Andres, Adrian & Jeffrey, Henry & Johanning, Lars & Bradley, Stuart. (2017).
Exploring Marine Energy Potential in the UK Using a Whole Systems Modelling Approach
Wave power is
ruined by storms is much greater than for wind
turbines: water can be far more chaotic than air in a
storm, and is about 800 times denser. There are,
however, reasons to be optimistic. As countries deploy
more and more solar and wind energy, they will also
have to invest in other energy sources that
counterbalance their variable output.
making some
Rémi Gruet, chief executive of the trade body Ocean
Energy Europe, believes wave energy is the perfect
candidate. “The wind generates a wave. So when the
wind dies and the wind turbines stop, the wave energy
devices will continue generating energy. There is a
great interest to develop technologies that are going to
produce [energy] at a different time from when the
headway at last
wind blows or the sun shines.”
One potential client for the wave industry is the oil
and gas sector. Offshore rigs need energy to run, and it
can be cheaper to install a wave energy plant on board
than use unwieldy batteries, diesel generators or miles-
long cables on the seabed.
McNatt appreciates the irony of a clean energy
source hitching a ride on oil platforms but says: “You
have to start somewhere. Just like solar started in outer
space, wave energy is going to get its commercial start
Attempts to tame the sea’s energy by 2050. It will be a choppy journey to such heights.
“The first problem you have is just the physics of
in the sort of off-grid applications where it has a
unique and strong-value proposition.”
have been beset by failure but waves,” says Cameron McNatt, the founder of Mocean
Energy, a Scottish offshore renewable energy company.
Remote islands and coastal communities that are
reliant on diesel generators would be next.
scientists find optimism in “A turbine is a very standard type of equipment, and Bourdin’s WaveX hopes to reignite the nascent
that can deal with one type of movement very well. But industry with a relatively new approach that
unlikely places, finds Max Kendix with waves, they go up and down, and back and forth. circumvents many of the problems faced by more
And that requires a very different type of technology.” established rivals. WaveX places devices on the seabed
“
Even once a prototype is theorised, it is not instead of setting them afloat on the surface.
I
t seemed a fantastic idea — after years of wind, something that can be easily tested on a small scale in As the waves travel, they create pressure variations
sun and hydropower dominating renewable lab conditions. And while centuries of research has that reach the ocean floor. Flexible bags containing air
energy deployment, the largest untapped energy gone into making ships and platforms stable, there has are then compressed, pumping air through a turbine
resource on earth was about to have its moment. been very little work on how to make something as that generates electricity.
The world’s biggest wave energy project was unstable as possible in the ocean: the more unstable, Help from the Scottish government in particular, and
announced with great fanfare in February 2014, to the more energy it generates. the prime location of the British Isles to exploit the
be built off the coast of Victoria, Australia, and Large floating metal platforms were the first attempt steady flow of waves coming in from the Atlantic, have
backed by the defence contractor Lockheed Martin. at extracting energy from waves. Hydraulic rams, The risk of wave so far given the UK the edge in wave energy research
But just five months later the whole plan was scrapped divided into five sections, would hang from the and development.
— it was “not commercially viable”. platform’s joints, and the pressure change from the technology But Gruet says government and private investors in
For those who wish waves to be the next wind in
powering our energy needs, the story was depressingly
flow of waves in turn drove electrical generators inside
the device. It worked, but proved prohibitively
being ruined by Europe have to move quickly to make sure the
Continent keeps its edge in the wave energy race. Last
familiar. Despite dozens of attempts there remains not expensive. storms is much year capacity additions for wave energy in Europe were
a single commercial wave power plant that sells the “You’re trying to harness the power of the sea,” says lower than in any other year since 2010. Meanwhile,
energy it generates. Deborah Greaves, professor in ocean engineering at greater: water is the US government plans to invest more than $500
“When I talk to investors about wave energy they the University of Plymouth. “So you’re trying to design million in the development of ocean energy up to 2025,
say it’s a start-up graveyard,” says Olivier Bourdin, the a machine that’s going to respond to the energy in the more chaotic and China pledged the “large-scale development” of
co-founder of the British start-up WaveX. “There have
been a number of failures in the UK and this is the
waves. You want it to move around and be active but
you also want it to survive when there’s a storm.
than air in a ocean energy in its most recent five-year plan.
“The US and China are heavily investing in wave
reputation it has.” Yet experts believe, for all the ups
and downs wave energy has faced in the past decade, it
“So when the waves get too big, it still has to survive
and can’t escape from the wave. It’s a really difficult
storm and 800 energy at the moment,” Gruet says. “We’re getting to
the point where if we don’t ramp up investments,
could provide up to a fifth of the UK’s electricity output design challenge.” The risk of wave technology being times denser Europe risks losing its advantage.”
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S
ome 90 per cent of all Britain’s biodiversity is
in its overseas territories. These 14 small
South Atlantic
islands and territories around the globe hold Ocean
an astonishing range of species and flora,
and are home to 1,500 endemic species —
30 miles
94 per cent of the total — compared with
only 90 endemic ones in mainland Britain.
St Helena, the remote South Atlantic island to which
Napoleon was sent into exile, alone accounts for 30 per
cent of Britain’s entire biodiversity despite being less
than a third of the size of the Isle of Wight.
In addition, the overseas territories play a huge role
in marine conservation, with vast areas of sea around
them designated special protection zones. Britain,
together with its territories, is responsible for the fifth-
largest area of ocean in the world, and has set up huge
new conservation zones in which fishing, exploration
and uses of the seabed are strictly controlled.
These make Britain one of the world’s biggest
guardians of the sea, and it is a responsibility taken
seriously by environmentalists in the Foreign,
Commonwealth and Development Office. Britain’s
flagship project is the Blue Belt Programme. Since its
initiation in 2016 this scheme has grown to include the
waters of many of Britain’s overseas territories,
providing protection to 4.3 million square kilometres of
ocean. That’s almost 60 per cent of an area spanning
6.8 million sq km of sea.
As a result, Britain is at the forefront in pushing for a
new global “30 by 30” target to protect 30 per cent of
the world’s oceans by 2030. To help do this, Britain
created the Global Ocean Alliance in 2019 to support
this goal and the membership has now expanded to 73
members.
Defining “protection” is key to the programme. The
obvious first step is to stop unlimited fishing. In some
areas, it is prohibited, especially when marine parks are
set up. In others, fishing is limited by quotas. The
difficulty comes in policing these huge areas.
St Helena, which has a valuable tuna fishing
industry, has recently tightened up the 100 miles
South St Helena
protections against overfishing and the Georgia
enforcement of protection of its waters. Islands
Fishing gear and methods are to be more South
strictly regulated to reassure consumers that Sandwich
South Islands South
the tuna is ethically sourced. Atlantic
A much more rigorous conservation zone Atlantic
Ocean Ocean
has been set up in the waters around the
British Indian Ocean Territory, which is now
depopulated and closed to outside visitors,
with an American airbase the only main Two miles
settlement. The waters around these islands are
exceptionally rich, with more than 220 species of
coral, 855 species of fish and 355 species of molluscs.
Since 2010 the new 640,000 sq km conservation zone
has banned all commercial fishing and seabed mining.
It is estimated that Britain now offers protection to 1.5
per cent of all the world’s near-surface coral reefs.
The territory, however, is the subject of a long-
running dispute with Mauritius and with the Chagos
Islanders who were forcibly resettled.
A tribunal found that Britain should not have
established the zone unilaterally, and negotiations are
continuing about a possible return of the islanders. It is
hoped that a compromise will not upset the marine
protection zone, however.
In addition to St Helena and the British Indian
Ocean Territory, the Blue Belt Programme includes
Ascension Island, the Pitcairn Islands (with fewer than
50 inhabitants), Tristan da Cunha, the British Antarctic
Territory and South Georgia and the South Sandwich
islands. mainly of two species of squid and the valuable Britain’s islands and capable of 28 knots (about 32mph), can stay at sea for
Marine protection goes hand in hand with the plans toothfish, but there is now no free-for-all as there used waters around the globe 30 days. The entire area is monitored by a
to protect unique and endemic species on land, and the to be in the South Atlantic. Most of the fishing fleets are home to rockhopper sophisticated satellite system.
Foreign Office is keen to ensure that the inhabitants of are from Taiwan and southeast Asia, which is where penguins, whale sharks All this activity stands in perhaps sad contrast to the
the overseas territories have the skills and capacity to most of the catches are sent. Individual transferable and elephant seals safeguards offered to the oceans around Britain itself.
do much of the work themselves. quotas were introduced in 2006, with long-term joint While marine protected areas cover 51 per cent of its
The Falkland Islands are not part of the Blue Belt venture agreements. inshore and 37 per cent of its offshore waters, many
but have nevertheless been pioneers of a strict, A number of swift modern fishery patrol vessels conservationists scorn these areas as “paper parks”,
sustainable fishing policy. Set up in 1986, its economic respond to any reports of pirate fishing ships or of offering little actual protection to marine life. With 92
exclusion zone allows licences to only a few fishing abuses of the system. Rogue ships can be impounded per cent of Britain’s domestic protected areas open to
companies, which all pay a high price, bringing and the Falklands government can confiscate catches destructive forms of fishing such as dredging and
valuable income to the islands and paying for the and impose fines, ban or suspend licences of vessels trawling, the overseas territories remain a far better
enforcement. They have the right to very large catches, exceeding their quotas. The patrol ship, which is place to be a fish.
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