FOUR SISTERS AND A WEDDING

SCENE I: AT KITCHEN
Grace and Gabbie are eating in the kitchen. [Gabbie will sit down.]
GRACE: Gabbie, napadala mo na ba yung M.A. Application mo?
GABBIE: Manang, wala pa ba si Totie Marie?
MANANG: Eh, wala pa.
GABBIE: Hayy, ang kupad.
GRACE: Hayy Gabriella. Paano ka aasenso nyan?
Ang Ate Teddie mo kaya nakapag abroad….
GABBIE: CJ~~~~~
GRACE: … kasi may M.A. sya.
GABBIE: Ma, kung aalis ako, paano kayo ni CJ?
GRACE: You always use that as an excuse.
[Entry CJ.]
CJ: Good Morning~~!! [kisses Gabbie and Grace’s head]
GABBIE: Late ka na.
GRACE: [talking to CJ] You wear shorts at work?
CJ: Ah, no. I’m not going to work.
GABBIE: Why?
CJ: Kasi marami kaming aasikasuhin ng girlfriend ko. I mean, fiancée pala.
GRACE: Fiancee?
CJ: [holds Gabbie and Grace’s hand] Ate, Ma… I’m getting married!

SCENE II. AT BOBBIE’S APARTMENT

Tristan came and Bobbie is preparing the Gabbie’s pacakage.
[Entry Tristan and Bobbie.]
BOBBIE: Mag biscuits ka na lang total andito na din naman ang package galing ki Gabbie.
[Holds biscuit] Oh, eto. Paborito ng anak mo. [sit down]
TRISTAN: Babe… Hey babe. [kneel down in front of Bobbie]
Let me see. [holds Bobbie’s hand] Ang ganda ng kamay mo. Sobrang bagay ‘to
(holds a ring). Are you sure you’re still not ready to wear this?
BOBBIE: Are you sure gusto mo talaga akong pakasalan? I don’t even know how to cook.
TRISTAN: I’ll cook for you every day. Just… Just be my wife every day.
BOBBIE: (sarcastic smile.) Hindi papayag si Trixie.
TRISTAN: Why not?
BOBBIE: Because she hates me.
TRISTAN: Trixie doesn’t hate you.
BOBBIE: Yeah. That’s why I had to get a hundred dollar haircut para tanggalin lahat ng
bubblegum na nilagay nya sa hair ko.
TRISTAN: Okay. Maybe Trixie hates you just a little bit.
BOBBIE: See? Kaya ibigay mo na lang ito sakanya (holds a biscuit.) Maybe she’ll hate me less.
TRISTAN: Then, we can get married na? [stands up]
BOBBIE: Si CJ muna.
TRISTAN: What?
BOBBIE: Yup! He’s getting married in two weeks.

SCENENE III. At New York. [Entry Godofredo and Teddie.]

TEDDIE: Frodo! Hmmm ihh… Eto naman eh. Sige na. Pautangin mo na ako ng pamasahe para
sabay na tayong umuwi ng Maynila. Ha?
FRODO: Teddie naman eh. Planado nang gawing sentimo yung pera ko eh. May pinaglalaanan
akong mahalaga ‘dun. Sorry.
TEDDIE: Mahalaga pa sa akin?
FRODO: ‘wag naman ganun.
TEDDIE: Oh… Yun naman pala. Sige na (pretend crying).
FRODO: Eh bakit kasi hindi mo sabihin sa pamilya mo yung totoo, na matagal ka nang layoff
sa pagiging teacher mo. Malay mo di ka lang pautangin, pahiramin ka pang pera
pauwi.
TEDDIE: (walks outand sit.) Oh sya, sige. Wag na lang. Di mo kilala pamilya ko.
FRODO: Hoy, dinadaan moa ko dyan sa pagpapa cute mo eh.
Osige na, sabay na tayong uuwi.
TEDDIE: (mood change) Aynako, Frodo!Ang bait mo talaga! Frodo ang bait-bait mo talaga!
Frodo grabe ka. Alam mo dahil dyan, kahit anong hilingin mo saakin, gagawin ko.
FRODO: Kahit ano?
TEDDIE: OO! Kahit ano! Sabihin mo.
FRODO: Osige. Gawin mo akong escort sa kasal ng kapatid mo.
TEDDIE: Ayoko. Mamaya nga mapagkamalan ka pang jowa ko.
FRODO: Ahhhh… Better idea! Pakilala mo na lang akong jowa mo sa pamilya mo yiee (clap.)

SCENE IV. Sisters back home.

TRISTAN: (Enter in gate) Uh, you must be CJ.
CJ: Yes.
GRACE: Ang galing talaga pumili ng ate teddie mo ‘no?
GABBIE: Ma, kay Ate Bobbie ‘yan.
TRISTAN: I need scissors.
MANANG: Scissors? Yes, handsome. Your so sexy!
GABBIE: Hi. Gabbie. Finally, in the flesh.
TRISTAN: Ma’am, Tristan po. Very nice to meet you.
GRACE: Nice to meet you.

SCENE V. Sisters.
[They are removing the bubblegum in Bobbie’s hair.]
[Entry of Teddie first.]
TEDDIE: What is the meaning of this?
GRACE: (joyful) ANAK!!
CJ: (joyful) ATE TEDDIE!!
TEDDIE: (cuddles CJ) CJ na miss kita!
[Entry Frodo]
FRODO: Good Afternoon po!
GRACE: Good Afternoon.
Oh, kasama mo raw boyfriend mo, asan?
FRODO: Ehemm. Moma! Salamat at nagkakilala na rin tayo.
CJ: CJ pare.
FRODO: Frodo, my bayaw congrats ha.
TEDDIE: Bobbie?
BOBBIE: TEDDIEEE!
TEDDIE: Uh, na miss kita.
CJ: Thanks for coming, ate.
[Entry Alex]