CHRISTMAS JOKES: IF YOU EVER...

A /An / Ø Mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a /an / Ø Christmas list to a /an / Ø / the Jesus. He first
writes, ‘Dear baby Jesus, I have been a /an / Ø / the good boy a /an / Ø / the whole year, so I want a /an /
Ø / the new…'

He looks at it, then crumples it up into a /an / Ø / the ball and throws it away. He gets out a /an / Ø / the
new piece of paper and writes again, ‘Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for a /an / Ø / the most of
a /an / Ø / the year, so I want a new…' He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away. He then gets
a /an / Ø / the idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a /an / Ø / the statue of a /an / Ø / the Virgin
Mary, puts it in a /an / Ø / the closet, and locks a /an / Ø / the door. He takes another piece of a /an / Ø /
the paper and writes, ‘Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again…'

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CHRISTMAS JOKES: IF YOU EVER...

A /An / Ø Mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a /an / Ø Christmas list to a /an / Ø / the Jesus. He first
writes, ‘Dear baby Jesus, I have been a /an / Ø / the good boy a /an / Ø / the whole year, so I want a /an /
Ø / the new…'

He looks at it, then crumples it up into a /an / Ø / the ball and throws it away. He gets out a /an / Ø / the
new piece of paper and writes again, ‘Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for a /an / Ø / the most of
a /an / Ø / the year, so I want a new…' He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away. He then gets
a /an / Ø / the idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a /an / Ø / the statue of a /an / Ø / the Virgin
Mary, puts it in a /an / Ø / the closet, and locks a /an / Ø / the door. He takes another piece of a /an / Ø /
the paper and writes, ‘Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again…'

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CHRISTMAS JOKES: IF YOU EVER...

A /An / Ø Mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a /an / Ø Christmas list to a /an / Ø / the Jesus. He first
writes, ‘Dear baby Jesus, I have been a /an / Ø / the good boy a /an / Ø / the whole year, so I want a /an /
Ø / the new…'

He looks at it, then crumples it up into a /an / Ø / the ball and throws it away. He gets out a /an / Ø / the
new piece of paper and writes again, ‘Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for a /an / Ø / the most of
a /an / Ø / the year, so I want a new…' He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away. He then gets
a /an / Ø / the idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a /an / Ø / the statue of a /an / Ø / the Virgin
Mary, puts it in a /an / Ø / the closet, and locks a /an / Ø / the door. He takes another piece of a /an / Ø /
the paper and writes, ‘Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again…'

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CHRISTMAS JOKES: IF YOU EVER...

A /An / Ø Mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a /an / Ø Christmas list to a /an / Ø / the Jesus. He first
writes, ‘Dear baby Jesus, I have been a /an / Ø / the good boy a /an / Ø / the whole year, so I want a /an /
Ø / the new…'

He looks at it, then crumples it up into a /an / Ø / the ball and throws it away. He gets out a /an / Ø / the
new piece of paper and writes again, ‘Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for a /an / Ø / the most of
a /an / Ø / the year, so I want a new…' He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away. He then gets
a /an / Ø / the idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a /an / Ø / the statue of a /an / Ø / the Virgin
Mary, puts it in a /an / Ø / the closet, and locks a /an / Ø / the door. He takes another piece of a /an / Ø /
the paper and writes, ‘Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again…'