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    The document contains a few short, unrelated sayings and jokes. It first states that the speaker is a nobody and nobody is perfect, so the speaker must be perfect. It then tells a joke about a baseball getting bigger before hitting the speaker. The next saying encourages aiming for the stars but first aiming for their bodyguards. The final statement jokes that money talks but all the speaker's money says is goodbye.

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    The document contains a few short, unrelated sayings and jokes. It first states that the speaker is a nobody and nobody is perfect, so the speaker must be perfect. It then tells a joke about a baseball getting bigger before hitting the speaker. The next saying encourages aiming for the stars but first aiming for their bodyguards. The final statement jokes that money talks but all the speaker's money says is goodbye.

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    The document contains a few short, unrelated sayings and jokes. It first states that the speaker is a nobody and nobody is perfect, so the speaker must be perfect. It then tells a joke about a baseball getting bigger before hitting the speaker. The next saying encourages aiming for the stars but first aiming for their bodyguards. The final statement jokes that money talks but all the speaker's money says is goodbye.

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    I’m a nobody. Nobody is perfect.

    Therefore I’m perfect.

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

    Aim for the stars.

    But first, aim for their bodyguards

    I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’

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