Wander Bird
While I was working at my desk one
day, the phone rang. 8 toually, unknown (0
ime, voice asked if this was “Onkol Con-
hie* talking” Onkel Connie? That sounded
typically German but the voice on the phone
ddila"t have a German accent. Who ‘could
this possibly be? The man on the other end
‘of the phone cal soon identified himself, He
‘was Warwick Thompson J, the son of Wat
‘wick Thompson who had bought a Hamburs
Pilot schonmer in Germany in the early 19305
and, together with his wife, had sailed it rom
Hanibarg, Germany, to Boston. This pilot
schooner vas later renamed Wander Bird
“Warwick nd called me He Calor
nia because he had met out nephew Ramses
Erdmann in the Sat Francisco ates, He had
asked Ramses if he knew anyone who might
beable to elp him sail Wander Bi from the
US back to Germany, Ramses had told him,
“call my Onkel Connie in Connecticut. He
has a German Captain's and Celestial N
igator’s License, speaks fluent German and
French and as sailing experience in the En
lish Channel and in Europe. He can help you
‘Thompson Jr, from the book we had read t0
four children years earlier ttle, Tro Chile
‘dren Sal Aroand Cape Horn, which tals the
Story of how his father and mother pls their
two young children, Warwick and his sis-
ter, sailed Wander Bird from Boston down
the East Coast of the US, the east coast of
‘South America, rounded Cape Hom and then
sailed back north until they arrived at their
new home port. San Prancisco. Years later
mnder Bird had been sold by tse Thom
sons and it had passed through the hands of
several subsequent owners and By 90% Was
slowly deteriorating,
Warwick Thompson Jr wanted 10 save
Wander Bird from further deterioration. Ho
wanted tee his od shipoating home back
in Hamburg, Germany. a8 a living epresenta-
tive of days gone by when these pilot schoo
nots brought Elbe River pilots 9 incoming
hips atthe mouth of the Elbe River whose
tltimate destination was the Port af Harm-
burg, far upstream. He had already contacted
‘various German organizations t soe if they
‘might wane to take on stich project.
"Warwick asked me i | might be able to
give him some further contacts in alton {0
those he named. 1 was able to give him the
dames and addresses of several major Noh
Germans Yacht Clabs that had very wealthy
‘members as well asthe nares and addresses of
other German organizations be might contact
‘Warwick's idea was to sail Wander Bind
from Seatle, Washington. back to Hamburg,
Germany, and asked i i might be Wiling
to join the crew as joint navigatoranguage
exponexperienced sailor, My answer was an
enthusiastic, "Yes, when?” He and I stayed
{in touch Tor several months on this projec.
Finally he called to tell me that though he
had been successful and had found a Ger-
‘man erpanization who wanted fo take on the
Wander Bird project, they were going to have
Wander Bind shipped back to Hamburg. as
deck cargo on a freighter So there went my
3 opportunity to finally cross the Atlantic
under sal
‘Wander Bird, now back in Hamburg, has
been given a total rebuild and is seaivorthy
fetin. She has her old Hambure Pilot ship
number, Etbe 5, and is being used 0 take
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Sailing Adventures
Part 3 - Conclusion
By Contest Benncck
poople on cruises on the Elbe River. Details
Drow it was shipped and what Etbe S looks
like today after the complete restoration can
be found on YouTube.
A Visit from Poseidon
A Hot Summer Day Fantasy
(On hot, 90° early summer day in 2005
I had towed Leppo 10 Lake Pocotopaug in
Connecticut and was preparing to launch it
We hhad dock space atthe small marina on
the lake and therefore cou go sailing an
time, First | had to vig the boot and then use
the Eant Hampton town launch ramp 1 pat
{eppo in the ater. "The lune ray Was
only about 100" away from my deck space
The now very familiar lunch dll
tegan, You know how it goes, ake the 0
Tard motor out ofthe back ofthe VW sta
tion wagon and hang it on the it motor
‘mount and tighten the clampe. Clin up the
Short lar into the cockpit and sor ut the
‘igging onthe mast that was still horizontal
‘Are the shroude all lear? Ave the main and
The ib halyas on the proper side of the
‘mas? Ts everything rad and lar for as
ing the ms"
pul the mast ol though de mast step
and he fot of the mas, pushed the mast op
fd Heid tein place wid te ib halyard tn
{Team cleat onthe cabin top a0 that {could
‘etch the Foresay to the bow iting ten
Sion iT pulled the boom wi the fled
Imalsal ott ofthe cabin and attached 11
the max gged he boom topping it and
$Mtached the minsheet The mainsail sis
tree fe onc by one, into sot inthe mas
With al of them im place 1 closed the side
le then attached the boom dow nha
T got more gea ou othe sation wagon
and climbed the ladder several more tines,
Joaaing the boat with equipment As con
‘sa working, espiaion fom al that fort
Stoned sling off ty forchead and dpe
From my nose. My shi by this ime, was
Soaking wet too. Sopp, std in Leppe's
Cockpit fora momen wiping the persptation
ftom my’ foreiend taking small Presee
ftom al my heavy Ming and from il the
timbing up and down the ladder.
looked out athe anquiity ofa vind-
less summer's weekday on Lake Pocotopau
‘hore wut « Boat o be seen anyohere,
no outboards, no PWCS, noting was Moy"
ing om the water surface! There wasnt even
the faintest ripple caused by someone pad
Gling # canoe or kayak, but far aut in the
‘mide of the lake though there appeared fo
bbe commotion below ihe waters surface
Ie started small but thon Became a huge dis
turbance, 2 massive upwelling of water from
dwn best. Ati center something. totally
Unbelievable appeared athe Ware's surface
Ie looked as if might be a charot pulled
by horses, only the chariot thmed out 0 be
very large cornucopia shaped seashell. The
hhrscs they approached the shore, ined
(ut fo bea team of two huge seahorses who
were being guided in my diction by two
Besuful mermaids.
In this “charet was the strangest sight
of ally all, very muscular man dipping
Wet, totally nude, who Was siting on a Sal
throne in the lage pen end of the corn-
‘copia shel, He had a shor pointed beard in
Snelent Greck syle, had seaweed for hai,
nd the seaweed hai as topped by a kins’s
ov ni lt hand eld ent They
{ame up the ramp an finally topped alo
Sie Leppo.[elimbed down from Leppo fo
src my unknown Visio.
‘The man with the seaweed har, wear
ing a king's crown, stepped out of his char
fot, walked towards me while popping the top
fa cold can of Australian Foster beet and
Fhanded it to me.I thanked him and gratefully
took & long drink from the cold beer on this
very hot summer day. He inrodvced him-
felt “'m Poseidon, Ruler of the Oveans,” he
said” and I've come to have a serious chat
‘with you. Let's sit down on the grass in the
shade ofthis big oak tree where we can talk.”
‘Afier we were seated, with the pretty
mermaids, tails neatly cured up and siting
close by. Poseidon opened another can of
Foster Beer for himself and then got directly
to the point of his visit
“Connie, jst how old are you now?
“Eighty-four” Treplie.
He sat for a while in, contemplative
silence, looking out at Lake Pocotepaug and
fdiiring the lines ofthe Montgomery 15 just
bbhind us as he slowly sipped his beer, Then
he turned towards me again and asked, "Does
your Admirable sill enjoy going sailing on
Burs ater het double hip joint
‘placement operation a few years ago?"
T hia to admit that she wast as nimble
con the boat as she once had boen, but then 10
be perfectly honest, neither was T anymore“There was another lons pause as we sa there,
sipping our beer inthe shade
Tinally Poseidon asked, "Connie, just how.
Jong do you think you ean keep going sling?”
Thad to admit that eack new launch was
becoming mow strenuous, a more difficult
physical chore, I-wasn't as fast on my foot
| used tobe, my weflexes weren't as fast as
they used to be and lifting and carrying all the
boat gear was becoming more and more work
‘with each new excursion. Our Montgomery
15" sailboat was also abit skittish at times
when walking Trom the cockpit othe bos to
Tower a jib when a motorboat's wake wave
hits us. My minal Keeps tells me Tam 30, OK,
well, maybe 40, or: maximum 45, but_ my
body, inwanily, just giggles at hearing this
Poseidon had made his point very well.
PPoscidom felt that the time had come for me
to swallow the anchor. He fnished his cold
can of Foster beer. “Connie, remember that
{ime when you were saling in the Adriatic
in Fun Too and I stole one of the bottles of
Yugoslavian beer Irom Your net, way down
deep in the Adriatic, and you didn't know
where it had gona?”
“That was a great joke, wasn’t it?”
1 never forget the expression on Your
{ace when you polled up your net untied it and
then found that one bottle of heer was missing
also want to thank you forall the Doomksats
nnd Schinapes you have elven me etore yoo
started each voyage over all the years you
have boon aslo. I've always kept an eye out
for you, even if you thought was the Kiabau-
terman or Neplne. We ve really all one aid
the same person, diferent countries, with dif
ferent languages, gave me diferent names.
‘Whe I poi back to Olympus that eve
ning and told the others the story of how T
Sole the beer bottle and the tick I had just
played on you, even Zeus and Aphrodite
had to laugh and ssid, “Poseidon, you really
shoved those mere mortals what we Gods
fan do if we fel like it" Poseidon rose from
the grass where he had been siting, shook
my hand, wished me happy. sailing and
climbed into his seashell chariot. The mer
maids tumed the seahorses around and led
them down the ramp and back out towards
the middle ofthe lake.
Poseidon turned and waved 0 me and
then, Tike a submerging submarine. they
slowly disappeared under the water's sur
Tce and were gone. Moments later the
whole surface of Lake Pocotopaug was a
Fat glassy calm again as if nothing at all had
ever happened.
Tt wae hard to believe what had just
experienced but the physical evidence of the
‘meeting foreed me to accept that reality. 1
didn't have any Foster beer in my cooler on
board Zeppo but now I still hada bal finished
ean of Foster beer in my hand and thee, lying
lander the big oak tree were Poseidon ad 1
hha sat and tlled, was a second empty Fos
ter can, It had beon a sureal encounter. The
Greek Goel Poseidon, the brother of Zeus,
Jan just visited me and had given me a per
sonal message to reflect on
For the rest of the summer, whenever I
sailed on Lake Pococopaug snd sailed across
the spot where Poseidon had appeared, T
thought about his message. Slowly T Was
forced to reach the same conclusion, Pose
don had been right. The Admirable really
dida’t enjoy going out ssling with me any
more because she no longer felt sure footed
tnd nimble on Leppo.
Even stepping from the slightly twisting fn-
ser pier into Leppo's cockpit had become &
sowing problem for her.
"We both were now forced to accept the
fact that we really were getting older Nautical
Know how and manual Skills ofa kinds had
kept increasing over the years while physical
strength, dexierty an balance were slowly
decreasing. Sadly Poseidon’s judgment, and
his recommendation te me, was correct. It
Was time for sto swallow the anchor and
ive up our wonderfal sport of sailing. At the
nd of the summer we Sold Leppo to. young,
ouple from Montpelier, Verinont. who took
her back to Lake Champlain
Sailing bas been a great lifelong adven-
ture for Katharina, for our children, Hilde-
fara and Gerhard, and for me. The author
‘who expressed this feling the best was Ken
eth Grahame, who wrote The Wind in the
Willows, and in Chapter 1 of hs book. he
said, "There is nothing, absolutely nothing
ball so much worth doing as simply messing
about in boats. In or out of “om, it doesn't
‘matter Nothing Seems really to matter, hats
the charm of it, Whether you get away. oF
‘whether you don’t, whether you arrive at your