Helping the giraffe!

PB-Special English Evening

Characters: Lots of animals

Song: In the jungle( The lion is sleeping and all the animals are dancing in a
circle)
Ee-e-e-oh-mum-oh-weh
Ee-e-e-oh-mum-oh-weh

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

In the jungle, the mighty jungle

The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

Near the village, the peaceful village

The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the quiet village
the lion sleeps tonight
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

Hush my darling, don't fear my darling

The lion sleeps tonight
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling
The lion sleeps tonight

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

Ee-e-e-oh-mum-a-weh
Ee-e-e-oh-mum-a-weh

The giraffe: Lovely weather! Tasty leaves!

The lion: I am hungry! What a tasty giraffe!

Each animal ( coming one by one):

Giraffe!!! Run!!! The lion is coming!

All the animals: Oh, dear! The giraffe can’t hear!

The bird flies to the top of the tree and saves the giraffe!

All the animals:Let’s run!!!!

The characters (they know who they are)

1.Lion
2.Cat
3.Dog
4.Mouse
5.Panda
6.Rabbit
7.Bear
8.Horse
9.Poney
10.Fox
11.Frog
12.Bird
13.Zebra
14.Badger
15.Peacock
16.Elephant
17.Rhino
18.Deer
19.Hippo
20.Goat
21.Kangaroo
22.Donkey
23.Camel
24.Monkey
A Fish in a Spaceship
A Funny School Poem for Kids

From the book My Hippo Has the Hiccups

A fish in a spaceship is flying through school.

A dinosaur's dancing on top of a stool.
The library's loaded with orange baboons,
in purple tuxedos with bows and balloons.

The pigs on the playground are having a race

while pencils parade in their linens and lace.
As camels do cartwheels and elephants fly,
bananas are baking a broccoli pie.

A hundred gorillas are painting the walls,

while robots on rockets careen through the halls.
Tomatoes are teaching in all of the classes.
Or maybe, just maybe, I need some new glasses.

All My Great Excuses

A Funny School Poem for Kids

From the book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

I started on my homework
but my pen ran out of ink.
My hamster ate my homework.
My computer's on the blink.

I accidentally dropped it
in the soup my mom was cooking.
My brother flushed it down the toilet
when I wasn't looking.

My mother ran my homework

through the washer and the dryer.
An airplane crashed into our house.
My homework caught on fire.

Tornadoes blew my notes away.

Volcanoes struck our town.
My notes were taken hostage
by an evil killer clown.

Some aliens abducted me.

I had a shark attack.
A pirate swiped my homework
and refused to give it back.

I worked on these excuses

so darned long my teacher said,
"I think you'll find it's easier
to do the work instead."

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

A Funny Technology Poem for Kids
My smartphone isn't very smart.
In fact, it's rather dumb.
It's dumber than a doorknob
or a piece of chewing gum.

It used to be so awesome,
but now my phone is lame.
It cannot surf the Internet.
It cannot play a game.

It can't take any pictures.

It can't install an app.
It can't look up my email
or an address on a map.

It won't play any music.

It cannot calculate.
It won't bring up a calendar
to show the time or date.

It cannot send a message.

It cannot make a call.
It's safe to say my smartphone
won't do anything at all.

It wasn't always like this.

Perhaps you'll take a peek?
I don't know why it acts like this.
I charged it just last week!