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Smash Hits 2 15 December 1987
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i BITZ: How to wear ghastly glasses and still be a pop toff! Hi
yourself stupid after you've just played a “gig”! How to win pots of
brilliant prizes like Madonna LPs and Whitney Houston "picture
discs and Johnny Hates Jazz clocks that go backwards!
BADGE BONANZA: How you, the vii in get four free badges.
14-16 WET WET WET: Lots of cakes being flung hither and thi
merry tales about the ghost of Christmas past! Out with the old and, er,
58-59 I
63-68 I
not half bad actually.
re without the brothers Gould? Mike
dramatic transformation at
79-80 LETTERS: Black Type sits back and shuts up!
85 STAR TEASER: Harder than the rest (haw haw).
86 MUTTERINGS: Who's who in the wonderful world of po
88 RICK ASTLEY: Worra warbler!
53 LUTHER VANDROSS: So Ar
59 PUBLIC ENEMY: Rebel Without A Pause
61 WET WET WET: Angel Eyes
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puzzle in hospital? | to use on Call My Bluff!
WAYNE HUSSEY (The Mission):
"'AYNE ROLAND ORZABAL (Tears For
' -spital since I
laven’t been in hosj Fears): “Whange” - a Chinese
id my tonsils out wl walking stick or “poltroon'' - a
_ sa set, washing spiritless coward.
up, draining boards with little CURT SMITH: And “kea", which
-'-'”is on it and I'd play with that. is a New Zealand parrot which
_ot very macho but then I'm nol
a very macho person. (31/12/86)
Are you any good at potato
sculptures?
NICK KAMEN: No. I used to do
KIM WILDE: Have I ever thought sculptures in butter but not in
I was a city centre??? A/ever!!! potato. I'd do little people and
Julian Cope did? Well, he's talking things. My mother wasn't very
pleased. (8/4/87)
If you were married to
Freddie Mercury, What is Sarah Greene’s most
let him keep the i-
Housemartins): 31 ever grown SUSANNA HOFFS (The KEITH CHEGWIN: She wears
pa ... ha haaaah! mu, uu> <*> a Bangles): No. I'm not into that, i her knickers on her head. If you
child I used to - listen! -1 used to like really clean shaven guys for lly look, she's always got
grow cress in a hippopotamus, some reason. I always have and things on her head and I
y’know those pottery always will. (16/7/86) they're knickers. (23/10/85)
hippopotamuses and I had a
square yard in the back garden
which my parents had given me
and there I used to grow cress - in
the hippopotamuses ... Oh, let's Do you like gingei-
waltz instead, shall we? (31/12/86) STAN CULLIMORE (The
* Housemartins): I do like ginger mul
Have you ever had a sonic quite a lot. In fact when I was
key-ring set off by whistling young my parents used to bring m<
in “The Skye Boat Song”? cups of tea in bed in the morning
WAYNE HUSSEY (The Mission): before I went to school and they
What’s that? Is it a hit? I've never used to bring it with a ginger nut oi
heard of it. (31/12/86) a ginger snap - these being a
different (goes on like this about
ginger nuts for several million years
-Ed.) (31/12/86)
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Colonel Sanders of Kentucky DR ROBERT (The Blow KEREN WOODWARD
Fried Chicken fame, what ALAN “WILD”ER (Depeche Monkeys): Kidney, I suppose. (Bananarama): I really fancied it
n Mode): No. (7/5/86) There’s not much else unless you beforehand. It was a cheese and
bend the rules and allow things
“kiss me”... (11/2/87)
Do you get annoyed when
animals who died simply because people say Wayne Hussey M properly. (28/8/85)
looks like you?
That was a trick question. BOY GEORGE: Who’s Wayne
You should have said Hussey? (11/3/87)
Colonel Sanders wouldn’t be
in heaven. Can you<
MORRISSEY: Oh. (31/1/85)
GREEDY SMITH (Mental As
Anything): Oh, Jeez. This is going
Is there life on other to be a hard one. Level 42? The
planets? Communards' “You Are My
NEIL TENNANT: You know, I World"? What’s the answer? The
j don’t really care. I couldn’t care new Murray Head single??????
(11/3/87)
When are you going to knight
Cliff Richard? Can you change a plug?
MARGARET THATCHER: Cliff JIM REID (Jesus & Mary Chain):
Have you never offered Richard has done wonders. It was God almighty! Yeah I can change
champagne to a teddy bear? i him who got the movement going — . — -|0 crosswords as well.
FALCO: Please tell that. yes. (and so on for several million years
do you think 1 (2/7/86) until...)
So will you put in a word for Aren't footballers supposed
PRINCESS: Hmmm ... that's le you applied to be Sir Clifford? to have crap voices?
interesting. I'd say it's a relieving MARGARET THATCHER: GLENN HODDLE: I don’t know.
colour because it's the weekend. J Always be serious!... Alright, ha jainst footballers
e a law agains
It’s probably pink. Or peach. Yes, 1 SAMANTHA FOX: No! Where d u- (25/3/87) 3? (6/5/87)
Friday's peach. (7/5/86) r you hear all these silly rumours
from? (17/6/87)
How do you make mint daffodil?
You’re not a very good actor, KIRK BRANDON (Spear Of
ANDY BELL (Erasure): I haven’t Destiny): What? No! I’ve never
got a clue. I make a good peanut I DAVyiDBOWIE: Well, thank you. been sick on a garden either. I’m
butter soup though. (25/3/87) i Urn, I tend to just get up there and usually sick on the beach. The sun
I say my lines ha ha. (17/6/87) bakes my brains out and makes
How should a would-be me physically sick. (6/5/87)
suitor approach you? Are you any good at
MADONNA: They’d have to be marbles? Do you know anyone called
really funny and make me laugh all FISH (Marillion): No, never have Nigel?
the time and give me lots of been. I’m not bad at basketball TRACY THORN (Everything But
presents. They’d have to go out of though and I play quite a few The Girl): Yeah. There is someone
their way to find things I was soccer matches for charity. Oh, lurking in my past called Nigel but I
interested in and talk to me about haven’t seen him for years. You’re
them. And ... they’d also have to Why are bu not going to bring him out of the
tie me up." (17/1/85) called Joey? cupboard, are you? (28/3/85)
JOEY TEMPEST (E_
Why has Cliff Richard never i a good tune then? are? What’s budgie? Is that
been knighted? RIK MAYALL (i.e. Colin from Bad another vegetable? A bird-1 didn't
A
PHIL COLLINS: It can’t be long News): WoooooHOO know that actually. That sounds 1
off I think. I don't want to sound like OOOhoooooo! Ah hooooo hooooo interesting - in fact, I think I'll get
my father but he does sing HOOOOO! When you gonna write I one! (28/1/87)
perfectly in tune, which is quite a good tyoooooon! Ooooh, the
nice. It's just his stage mannerisms scissors are really coming out of I Do you like sardines?
that embarrass me. But if Jimmy the drawer MADONNA: I love sardines in the
Savile can get an OBE, it can’t be ahooooOOOOOOhooooo! When f can with mustard. But I take their
long ... (14/2/85) : are you going to ask a di | spines out and their tails off.
'f quesh? (23/3/87) I (31/7/85)
How do you get on with Jerry
Hall's ponies? Can I interest you in a Bruce
MICK JAGGER: They think I'm your slippers? Springsteen Wembley
terribly handsome, poor things. I do CARLY SIMON: Hr ticket? Yours for a mere
ike a nice cup of tea, don't you? my slippers? What dc , £4,000?
(14/2/85) mean? I’ve never hee STING: No thank you. His music
does not speak to me. (19/6/85) What do you think of people
who collect beer mats?
JOEY TEMPEST (Europe): The?
Howard Jones is a better What do they collect? What’s that?
water-skier than you? OK? That sounds interesting, I like
other on the bottom? ROBERT SMITH (The Cure): Nol a beer now and again, a blast off,
KURT MALOO (Double): That's MORRISSEY:Tlo, she dc really. He can't do anything else, you know? I collect hotel keys.
Austria. (12/2/86) buy it. It's 72p. (26/8/87) T can he? (31/3/85) (21/1/87)
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Whaaaat??! Def Leppard go back on ver road in
America for the first time in four years and there
isn't a demolished hotel room in sight? "Maybe that's
because they're too busy playing golf and looking
after their stuffed boxer dogs(?j" grumbles a
disappointed William Shaw...
built on a revolving “plinth’’ in tne
middle of the stage and it can spin
round to face different bits of the
the city of Phoenix, Arizona (home “Do I get dizzy when the drum kit
spins round?” laughs Rick. “Once
“Joshua Tree”), 13,000 tickets go in a while, yeah. There's a bloke
on sale. Within a couple of days called Derek who controls it. I've
they've all been sold and, in the got to be very careful I don’t piss
three weeks running up to the great him off. I have to trust him,
otherwise he’ll just spin the whole
thing around!”
When it comes to the concert in
station in particular - the local rock Phoenix, however, they can’t fit the
station, 97.9 FM - seems to go stage in the middle, so it has to fit
completely Def Leppard wibbly. down one end. The whole group
Just about every day they are rather gloomy at the prospect
broadcast interviews with the of having to play on a “normal"
group, run competitions for tickets, stage. “Potentially the best show
play tracks of the group’s LPs and we play on this tour ends up being
iw other shows on th totally average because we can't
io stations play ‘in the round’,” moans singer
Joe Elliot. “It’s a Lep shoot.”
A Lep shoot??!! This turns out to
here in two days!!!’,” muses Def be part of the rather odd language
Leppard singer Joe Elliot. “They that the five members of Def
wouldn’t do anything like that in Leppard have built up amongst
Britain. Can you imagine it?” themselves over the years. “It's our
Many of those who couldn’t way of entertaining ourselves,”
manage to get tickets for the show says guitarist Steve Clarke. “Over
tonight drove the 121 miles to see the years we’ve developed our own
last night’s show in Tucson instead. language. We can actually hold a
For most young people in Phoenix conversation using words that no
one else understands. 'Lep shoot'
are just the words we use to
describe anything that goes wrong.
If anything can go wrong it will
the concert getting ready, using happen to Def Leppard. If we miss
one can of hairspray backcombing a plane, other people would panic,
their hair. “We go to see every we just say 'Oh God! It’s a Lep
band that comes to Phoenix," they shoot.' We’ve got other
explain. “There’s not much else to ones.. .like...’’ Steve comes over
do here. You wait for the concerts all sheepish for a second. “They're
to come along. We go to concerts mostly our words for describing
to meet the cjuys, the guys with
As they drive to the concert the
local radio station is playing a solid
hour of Def Leppard songs. After
that it gets even madder and starts
to broadcast a sort of sports
D ef Leppard are somewhat
chuffed to be back in
presenter-like commentary on America. It’s been four years
exactly how the group’s “road since they toured; the car accident
crew” have set up the stage for Def in which drummer Rick Allen lost
Leppard. “I can see Rick Allen’s his left arm put a stop to the group
drum kit, it’s a.. .er very appearing live until this year.
complicated looking array of “We’ve really missed it,” says
electronic gear at the back of the Sav (i.e. Rick Savage). “You have
stage there and.. .ah.. .1 think to come back and do it again to
that's Phil Collen's acoustic guitar I realise how much you miss it."
can see on the right of the “I love it," agrees Phil Collen.
stage..." “I'm just so pleased to be out of the
It would seem the whole city has
gone stark raving mad...
_,” Steve chips in. — -
Di this tour is actually a bit
3ird. Rather than playing at
_ of the hall like other
get through it, and it doesn’t really
matter what happens. It’s all fun.
And I really enjoy the travelling. It’s
i, ver Lepps have decided to
Def Leppard are really quite
5KSS mild-mannered compared to some
of the groups who tour. Though
DEFLEPPARD space for 6,000 people. A
CONTINUED audience fill the hall the group are IS JOE ELLIOT REALLY WOOING
backstage relaxing. Phil Collen is
shut away in his own room
practising his fiery axe licks - CAROL DECKER OF T’PAU???
something he does every night
before a show. Joe and a few other
members of the group’s road crew
are watching a video. There’s one
particular clip of a group called
Venom which he enjoys playing -
“they’re the worst group in the
world," he explains, rewinding it to
show a bit where the group’s singer
jumps into the crowd and falls
them nipping off for a quick game rather ineptly on his head.
of tennis or even a spot of golf. Sav When the group finally clamber
and Joe particularly like to get a onto the stage - which the road
few holes in when they get the crew have had to spend all day
tinkering with so that it looks all
And what comforts do the group right at one end of the hall rather
take around the globe with them? than in the middle - the crowd go
Apart from a change of clothes completely mental. Most British
they all say they travel extremely crowds are positively reserved in
light. Steve says his only essential comparison. For an hour and a half
is his American Express card; Phil 13,000 Americans jiggle about,
takes a dictaphone with him to hum shouting themselves hoarse and
song ideas into in case he’s struck throwing all sorts or rock ’n’ roll
by the “muse”.. .and Rick Allen handshapes. It all looks and
and Joe both admit to taking cuddly sounds rather splendid.
“Yeah, I’ve got a couple of ver Lepps all file back on
cuddly toys from home,” says Rick. stage.. .only who’s this??? Good
“Even if you don't take them out of heavens!! Jon Bon Jovi has
your bag you see them andjhey actually joined Def Leppard on
stage for an encore!!! Cripes. Rock
history in the making. There is Jon
“I’ve got a stuffed boxer dog that Bon Jovi dressed in his peaked hat
I take with me,” Joe suddenly and stars ’n’ stripes flag just as he
announces. “Me and my ex¬ was on the cover of Smash Hits
girlfriend used to have a couple of earlier this year.. .Except “Jon Bon
boxers - I like them. But I can’t Jovi" takes off his hat and turns out
have a real one now, it's to be Steve Clarke who’s just
impossible, so I carry a stuffed disguised himself for a bit of a lark.
“We just mess around like that,”
As well as that the band carry explains Joe Elliot, “because Jon
round a couple of exercise Bon Jovi stole a lot of stuff off us,
machines to keep fit on, a swanky so we just did it for a laugh, you
great video which goes into the know? He’s a fan of ours and he
group's dressing room each night took a couple of our ideas. It's just
so they can watch Filthy Rich And a joke. One of the support acts (a
Catflap and Black Adder, and a group called Tesla) gave Steve the
couple of footballs which they kick hat one night, and the flag was
around before a show because thrown on stage and so Steve just
they’re all mad keen football fans. did it for a laugh one night. We do it
And what do they miss? “Daft as every night nr.
it may seem, I miss going to see After the
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concert the crowd dr
Sheffield Wednesday playing,” pt for
those who want to sneak
“I don’t miss much,” Rick Allen backstage to the area where the
group are. “There’s this mythical
thing of getting backstage,” says
Rick. And people pitch in back at
get the missus out once the hotel too. People tend not to
leave you alone - especially in
long then it's aH right.” America. It’s different in Europe.
"You get no personal life at all,” People tend to treat you with a lot
explains Phil. “If you want success more respect there."
you’ve got to recognise that. I’ve Four hours later too there are still
been going out with my girlfriend some of these fans lingering
on and off for nine years, so she’s outside Joe Elliot’s room back at
kind of hip to it all. She's flying out the hotel. “This lot outside,” he
tomorrow to our gig in San Diego.” says, “they might be ringing me up
“I’m very much in love with my all night now they've found out
girlfriend," pipes Rick, “and I just what my room number is. What I
feel that whenever I’m in this sort of say is if you're really that desperate
situation I can just sit and think of come back and see me in the
her for a few minutes and I can morning and I’ll pose for a photo
always raise a smile because I with you or sign an autograph."
know that there's somebody there It’s three o’clock in the morning
who really cares for me and about amTfhere’s still an hour or two left
what I'm doing..." before the group finally go to ged.
T he big hall where the group
are playing tonight was built to
Which probably means that Joe will
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Dearest Black Type, John Taylor, legendary pouting
My letter refers to Heartbeat bass player of our time, is now
(Smash Hits, 4-17 November), the trying his hand at the piano.
group promoting Christianity. I Whatever next? Nick Rhodes on tl
myself am a Christian. I believe all
my religion tells me, not necessarily Simon le Bon, North Wales.
just what Catholic priests teach. I
believe my God is a loving God. He Oh Typesome Black One,
made us all knowing that we would After reading the letter from a
be either gay or straight, religious "devoted Squeeze fan” personage
or not. He knew yonks before we (Smash Hits, 4-17 November) I felt
were bom that it makes no bit of compelled to write and tell your
difference if we are homosexual or avid viewers of a similar
whatever, God loves us whatever observation I made during the
we are and if this group Heartbeat playing of my two “faves of the
do not know that much then they're moment" LPs, namely The Alarm’s
very dodgy Christians. “Eye Of the Hurricane" and
Nick Rhodes' beauty spot, Ireland. don't think that this makes them Bible it says that it’s an “indecent Fleetwood Mac’s “Tango In The
able to preach what is right and act”. In Romans I.v.27 it says, “Men Night”. Prepare to be astounded:
Dear Black Type, wrong consistently nor do they abandoned the natural function of On the sixth song of the Alarm’s
There are many things in pop claim to have “healing” powers. the woman and burned in their LP these lyrics appear: "Dayhght
music that anger me, e.g. Heavy I am a Christian; in fact I have felt desire toward one another, Men breaks on the streets of my life,
Metal, Stock Aitken and Waterman, more confident about saying so with Men committing indecent acts Where no sun shines there bums
Samuel Fox, Hip-Hop, the rather since the arrival of the and receiving in their own persons refusal to die" (or something like
large sums of money, Madonna, Housemartins on the music scene. I the due penalty of their error." that).
and Michael Jackson’s new nose. would not put down anyone’s (AIDS). “What’s so strange about that?"
There are also many good things, beliefs, or say that I was right and It is terrible that a third of vicars rou probably don’t ask. Well I'll tell
e.g. The Housemartins, The Smiths everyone else was wrong. I think are homosexual, after having been you, and here’s the particular thing.
(sadly missed), Billy Bragg, Lloyd it’s wrong if you force your beliefs told in the Bible it’s wrong. As for On the fourth song on Fleetwood
Cole, Furniture, etc, etc. I also on other people. Heartbeat being “oddballs”, they Mac's LP, these lyrics appear:
welcome politically based music Ode to Heartbeat: "She’s so cagey, she's so stagey, so
and religious, spiritual, gospel You prats. The weird “oddballs” are the attractive, so reactive'!!’ Quelle une
Teddy Dinty, Oxted. reep oil, do you not think?
Today I write to you about sinning and are going against God’s Selwyn Smellhead, Bridlington, E.
something which really annoys me: ways and indulging in the immoral Yorks.
that group of twirps Heartbeat. First Dear Sir, practices that Heartbeat are up
I saw the song on Top Of The Pops I was interested to read the Amazing, Smellhead, quite
(“pretty naff I thought to myself). article on Heartbeat in Smash Hits I for one think their record amazing. Why, only the other day
Then I read the article in Smash (4-17 November 1987). I have a “Tears From Heaven” is good I said to Mrs. Perkins, “Mrs
Hits (4-17 November). Alright, I see considerable knowledge of this quality music, as is all their Perkins,” I said, “have you
no wrong in trying “to put God band and, although the aim of the previous material. noticed the incredible similarity
back onto the agenda in Britain." article appears to be to portray Yours sincerely, between the beginning of a
But I see nothing very Christian in them as religious fanatics, I would Ruth Luxford, Bristol. popular song called, I believe, ‘I
disapproving of pre-marital sex and agree that most of the details are Started Something I Couldn't
homosexuality. It may be true that Finish’, and the music used to
the Bible condemns these things One point, however, which I accompany the entrance of each
but the Bible wasn't written by God consider misleading is your new contestant on that popular
but by ordinary people who were assertion that they claim to be able television programme, Blind
trying to interpret their faith. to heal people. Heartbeat have Date?”. And do you know what
If this isn’t bad enough, this load never claimed to be able to do this. she said? She said “Dinner’s on
of "religious oddballs" believe they I have seen many people healed at the table laddie and there you
can “heal” members of the Heartbeat's meetings but the
audience who are feeling poorly healings take place not because the
and they also pray to ask God if
someone is right for the job in their special powers but because they Dear Black Type,
have faith in the power of God. It is You asked for any advance on 16
They finish this off by saying that God who carries out the miracles, anagrams of Black Type? Well, I
what they’re trying to put over is not Heartbeat. I hope you will make decided to see how many words (of
“good and wholesome" and think
they are representing “true
this clear in a future issue.
Yours faithfully, Owen Morris, FOIL & SUMMIT three or more letters) I could get
out of Black Type. Eventually I got
Christianity”. What a load of crap. Nottingham. fed up after 83:
Take the Housemartins. They black lace abet table tael bale leap
describe themselves as “Bible- Dear Black Type, cap talc yelp bay late clay tale yet
Benders", emphasizing what is I read your article on the group Network is the paring of John belt leak cable tap yap beat lack
good in the Bible. Indeed, many Heartbeat (Smash Hits, 4-17 Taylor's ’Foil’and Vocal Summit. clap tacky yak bake lake cape tea
good Christian sentiments exist November) and I wasn’t impressed Dear Black Type, pet beak lay cake teak pye bleat
within the Bible. The Housemartins with it at all. As for their views Not content with being a member ape type pale bleak ace cat tape
don’t force their faith upon anyone. about homosexuals, I agree of Duran Duran, The Power Station pate bet ale key tack pat back ate ^
They are Christians and say so but completely, they are sinners. In the kelp tackle pace bate able kale tab ^
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Christmas, viewers, is out at long last for Robert
upon us already. Bernard Smith of The Cure and his
Matthews’ “bootiful” long-time girlfriend Mary.
turkeys have been Mad Bob and his
childhood sweetheart
AA.utterings have been spooning
together since they were
14 and the big day now is
provisionally set for next
being besieged with May. That’s if Robert can
sackfuls ot begging letters manage to get a day off in
for Barbie dolls and between recording his
Thomas The Tank Engine planned solo LP and the
underpants, and everyone Rick. . . People In Pop San Francisco when Bono next Cure LP which will
in the entire universe is Who 've Been Having A decided it would be a be called either “A Dream
ambling aimlessly around Spot Of Bother With good idea to paint “Stop Of Deception” or
shopping precincts Motors 3: Billy Idol the Traffic, Rock And “Imperfection”. . .And
looking very bewildered hasn't really had much Roll” on a nearby could there be wedding
and wondering: what on bother with motors at all fountain. He's now been bells in the air for
earth can we get Uncle but he just bought a big charged with “malicious Terence Trent D’Arby?
Disgusting for Christmas new motorbike and he’s mischief" although he For he's now in a kiss-up
(seeing as we got him called it "Rude Dude” (as claims that “there is a big
driving gloves last year he himself was dubbed by difference between graffiti than top Bangle Susanna
and a set of spanners the Smash Hits' American Hoffs! After meeting her
year before)? In the world “sister” publication Star backstage at a concert in
of pop though the Hits! . . .) People In Pop America, Terence was
question on everybody's Who've Been Having A instantly smitten and
lips is "mmm, wonder Spot Of Bother With He spent the night in a wooed her with flowers
what'll be top of the heap Motors 4: Wet Wet Wet Canadian prison cell this and candlelit suppers.
come the 25th?" were trundling down the week for attacking a Aaaaaah . . Of course
Mutterings, being fond of —‘orway the other day bunch of fans with his not every pop star is
a harmless little flutter ,...jn they realised they microphone during a
were a bit late for a radio concert in Toronto . . . good
been scanning the odds at interview so they started Still, that's enough nasty
the “bookies" and is bombing along like billyo, trifle on the portly
shocked to discover that ignoring the speed limits side and thinning a bit
and the odd red traffic ‘ he doesn’
top too. But doesn"
on the soppier goings-on
festive offering “All I in the world of pop such
Want For Christmas Is A He popped down to police they asked for two as Paul Young finally
Parsnip In A Joshua Tree his local BMW showroom cases of nicking song wedding Stacey Smith,
(And A Postman Pat the other day with the words to be taken into and in fact I reckon I give
Pencil Case If You're intention of splashing out consideration too (haw! hope to others like me.”
Feelin' Generous)” has on a 325 model and haw!, just Mutterings' xraumauc ruve manyie So there . . . Someone
been cruelly overlooked wasn’t even allowed to involving Paul, Stacey and else who obviously took a
by the good folk of take the car of his dream talking of po| jeans advert person Eddie severe beating with the
William, Hill and is not have been fal Kidd? Well, it's all been stick they call ugliness at
resolved now and Paul an early age is “portly"
and Stacey plighted their "Northern" comedian
whippersnapper who “troth" in a quiet Bernard Manning. Fed up
fancied a jaunt in a swank ceremony at Lake Taho. with no one laughing at
car without any intention Congratulations! ... And his dreadful jokes, the
of buying it. Poor the chimes of the church barrage balloon of
comedy is “rumoured" to
be having a go at this pop
malarkey with his first LP
“The Smiths Are Dead”.
On this rather ghastly
piece of work, Bernard
will apparently be heard
croaking out “Heaven
Knows I'm Miserable
Now”, “Girlfriend In A
Coma", and various other
Smiths songs. Mutterings
fatman". . . And finally a
couple of useless pop