Character: Friar, Thomas, Thomas wife, Jane, knight (a,b,c), king, Once upon a time, many Friars were

asking for money from the citizens in order to free their sins. Truth be told, Friars were like thieves stolen many good peoples money which he claimed to the hell. (add more, Jason) Friar walked to a house and knocked the door Scene 1 (friar visits Jane and take some money from her) Friar: Maam would you like to donate some money to the church or give something you have to the church to forgive your sin? Lady A: mmm, Will it save me? Well, ok hold on a moment. Friar: Sure, whats your name? Lady A: (hand two soft drinks to the Friar) Jane. Friar: Thank you Jane, we really appreciate that and have a good day. Jane: You too. Scene 2:visits thomas (walked to Thomass house and knocked) Friar: Thomas? Thomas? Im the Friar. (Foot steps) Mrs. Joey: Coming (open the door) Hallo Friar. Friar: oh nice to see you again Mrs. Joey. Hows Thomas? Mrs. Joey: Oh he is still very sick but come on in, he will be glad to see you. (Friar walked in and went upstairs. Knocked on Thomass room) Friar: Hi Thomas! How are you so far? Feeling better? Thomas: Hey Friar. Im so happy that you come and visit me. I dont think my health is getting better. Friar: well than, would you like to donate something you have to the church? Thomas: I donated to twelve friars already but my health didnt become better. Honestly, I really dont want to donate. (cough) Mrs. Joey: Thomas, be polite. Sorry Friar, Hes been bitter and angry lately. (sigh) Friar: sounds like the sick that bothers him, not feeling too well. Mrs. Joey: I think so. (sigh) Can I get you something to eat? Friar: Sure I want a Cheese burrito and a New York steak medium rare. For dessert, I would like to have a chocolate sundae and a banana crpes. Thank you. (with a big smile) Mrs. Joey: Ill prepare for you. Oh before I go, our son just passed away few weeks ago. I . Friar: I saw a vision of your son few days ago that he is following an angel who opens the way for him. Dont worry. He is fine in heaven. Mrs. Joey and Thomas: oh my! Thank God and Thank you, Friar. (with a smile)

(Mrs. Joey leaves the room) Friar: Let me tell you a story about how a king was got owned by anger. (Scene knights and kings) King: I want some more beer, Im not drunk enough! In fact, Im not even drunk. Knight: your majesty, I think you are really drunk, you should stop this bad habit. King: how dare you say this to me! Im not drunk at all. Knight: sigh you are truly drunk, if you insist this nonsense, prove that you still have eye hand coordination by shooting this arrow at your son. King: deal! Let me show you who the true boss is over here! (Throws the arrow at his son and killed him) you know why you cant cure your sickness, because you didnt donate enough money to the church. As you know, a piece of bread, a penny is not enough. You have to donate everything you owned; you have to the church in order to cure your sickness. Thomas: well, Ill trust you. Here could you put your hand in my pocket, the money is there. (take Friars hand) Friar: OK. (Fart sound) How dare you! You will regret that! What kind of donation is that? The lord came. Thomas laughs. Friar didnt take any food, left Thomas and went to the lord. Lord: calm down and tell me what happened. Friar: no big deal, really. I went to his house for the donation and visited him because he is sick for a while. He said that his sickness cant be cured and I answered him that he didnt donate enough money to the church. Then he told me he got some money in his pocket and put my hand into it. However, he farted instead of give me money. What can we do? What do you think my lord? How are we going to share to the church? Lord: He is crazy. Let me think. Lords servant: My dear lord, Have you ever think about divided the fart equally so that everyone can share it. Lord: hey thats a great idea. We can do that! (clap his hands) Friar: Are you crazy? I dont want to share the fart that makes me smells bad. Lord: No arguments. This problem has solved. ADD SOME IF YOU WANT