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John Deere Cane Loader 2254 Parts Catalog Pc9617 2009
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SCENE III.
Enter Captain.
Capt. Whither so fast?
Sad. You guess.
Capt. If you mean the wedding, you come too late.
Con. Why, are they married?
Capt. No, but lustily promised.
Sad. We may come time enough to be revenged, though——
Capt. Upon whom? yourselves, for you are only guilty. Who carried
them thither last night? who laid the plot for the coachman?
Sad. Why, do they know it?
Love. Well, you'll find the poet a rogue, 'tis he that has betrayed you;
and if you'll take my counsel, be revenged upon him.
Con. Nay, we were told he did not love us.
Capt. By my life, you wrong him: upon my knowledge, the poet
meant you should have them.
Sad. Why, who had the power to hinder, then?
Capt. I know not where the fault lies directly: they say the wits of the
town would not consent to't; they claim a right in the ladies as
orphan wits.
Con. The wits! hang 'em in their strong lines.
Capt. Why, ay, such a clinch as that has undone you, and upon my
knowledge 'twere enough to hinder your next match.
Sad. Why, what have they to do with us?
Capt. I know not what you have done to disoblige them, but they
crossed it: there was amongst 'em too a pair of she-wits, something
stricken in years; they grew in fury at the mention of it, and
concluded you both with an authority out of a modern author:
besides, 'tis said you run naturally into the sixpenny-room, and steal
sayings, and a discourse more than your pennyworth of jests every
term. Why, just now you spit out one jest stolen from a poor play,
that has but two more in five acts; what conscience is there in't,
knowing how dear we pay poets for our plays?
Con. 'Twas madam with the ill face, one of those whom you refused
to salute the other day at Chipp's house: a cheesecake had saved all
this.
Love. Why do you not make haste about your business, but lose time
with this babbler?
Sad. Madam, will you give us leave to make use of your coach?
Love. You may command it, sir: when you have done, send him to
the Exchange, where I'll despatch a little business, and be with you
immediately.
[Exeunt all but the Captain.
Capt. So, this fire is kindled; put it out that can. What would not I
give for a peeper's place at the meeting? I'll make haste, and it shall
go hard, but I'll bear my part of the mirth too.
[Exit.
SCENE IV.
Enter Captain.
Par. See where the enemy comes! Now, if you be wise, arm, and
unite against him as a common foe. He's come from his old lady,
designing a reconciliation. The rogue's provident, and would fain
have a nest for his age to rest in. Buff and feathers do well in the
youth and heat of thirty; but in the winter of old age captain at
threescore, lame and lean, may lie with the almanac out of date.
Capt. The parson's grown witty, and prophesies upon the strength of
bridecake. If I guess aright, thou'lt be hanged: for 'tis a truth, I have
been endeavouring to make it appear her fears were mistaken in
me; but I find the witch more implacable than the devil. The
waiting-woman is harder to forgive [for] her part than my lady.
Faithful will not be reconciled: the merciless bawd is all fire and
sword, no quarter. Bless me from an old waiting-woman's wrath!
She'll never forgive me the disappointing her of a promise when I
was drunk. Her lady and she are coming, but in such a fury, I would
not have the storm find you out in the street: therefore I counsel
you to avoid the boys, and take shelter in the next house.
Wild. No, let's home, and with all diligence get our dinner to defend
us; and let the porter dispute it at the wicket, till she signs articles of
peace.
Omnes. Agreed.
[Careless is kind to the Widow. As he goes out, Wild
and Pleasant go together; Jolly and the Parson's
wife go together.
Wild. See how they pair now! 'Tis not threescore year will part 'em,
now he has tasted a kiss or two.
Jolly. Parson, I'll be your brideman.
Par. 'Tis well, sir; I shall ha' my time too.
Jolly. Ay, by this hand. Nay, we'll share fairly.
Capt. That's but reason, Wanton; and since he grows tame, use him
kindly, for my sake.
Par. Can any of you digest sponge and arsenic?
Capt. Arsenic! what's that?
Par. An Italian salad, which I'll dress for you, by Jove, ere I'll walk in
my canonical coat lined with horn. Death! if I suffer this, we shall
have that damned courtier pluck on his shoes with the parson's
musons. Fine, i' faith! none but the small Levite's brow to plant your
shoeing-horn seed in? How now?
[As he is going off, the Captain stays him.
Capt. Prythee, Jack, stay, and say something to the gentlemen by
way of epilogue. Thou art a piece of scurvy poet thyself; prythee,
oblige the author, and give us a line or two in praise of his play.
Par. I oblige him! hang him and all his friends, and hurt nobody. Yes,
I am likely to speak for him. You see how I ha' been used to-day
betwixt you. I shall find a time to be revenged. Let go my cloak; I
have a province within of mine own to govern: let me go.
Capt. Who, thy wife? Faith, stay and give them an opportunity; thy
pain will be the sooner over. You see, 'tis a thing resolved betwixt
'em; and now thou'rt satisfied in the matter, be wise and silent; who
knows what good she may do thee another time? I dare say, if she
had as many souls in her as she had men, she'd bring thee a cure of
herself.
Par. Let me go, or I shall be as troublesome as you are injurious, for
all your titles, sir.
Capt. Lend me your cloak then, to appear more decent; you'd not ha'
me present epilogue in buff,[279] whoreson dunce, with a red nose?
Par. Sir, my business is praying, not epilogues.
Capt. With that face? By this light, 'tis a scandal to see it flaming so
near the altar: thou look'st as if thou'dst cry Tope in the face of the
congregation, instead of Amen.
Par. Thou'rt an ass, 'tis proper there; 't has zeal and fervour in't, and
burns before the altar like the primitive lamps.
Capt. I cry thee mercy. By this light, he'll make it sacrilege anon to
steal his nose! thou'lt entitle the altar to that coal. Was't not kindled
ex voto? Nay, I will have your cloak.
Par. Take it; would 'twere Nessus's shirt, for you and your poet's
sake.
[Exit Parson.