CLIENT: Goldman Sachs DATE: 10/26/23

TITLE: Not an Ad WRITTEN BY: Kyland Ochsenbein

SCRIPT VERSION: Red TRT:

VIDEO AUDIO

In an incredibly stock footage fashion a

man in a suit and a goldman sachs
nametag that say Roman stands in a
typical New York office, stares at the
camera with a customer service smile his
face.
Roman(to camera):
Goldman Sachs- the best choice for your
financial services

He pauses for a slightly too long beat

holding a smile, he blinks to let you know
the frame isn’t frozen.

Roman (suddenly vicious):

What are you still doing here?

Roman stands up from his desk and the Roman:

set falls away to reveal a penthouse What You want me to sell it to you , you
overlooking New York at night,he throws think this is an ad?
off his suit to reveal an expensive robe
embroidered with the Goldman Sachs (after chucking drink)
logo,

he walks to his couch while opening

puring then swirling a glass of expensive
liquor in a gold lined whiskey cup, takes a
sip then throws it away
I don’t need to convince you of anything.
We’re Goldman Sachs, you wish you could
open an account here.
he lits a fat cigar kicks up his feet at a
massive desk in the study.

(after sitting)
It’s not even a normal bank, we just use
corporate jargon to say we do whatever
rich people want us to do with their
money.

He pushes a button and the study turns

into a hot tub, he starts picking his teeth
with golden toothpicks.

You open a bank account with us and the

sahara will freeze over, better than that
your father-in-law will actually respect
you.

It’s a long shot but you open an account

with us, you can’t sit back in your mansion
sport we got it from here

He puts on aviators and rides a dolphin

out of the pool, water splashes onto the
screen and evaporates to reveal the logo
with a tagline that reads, work with us if
you can.