Main thoda aage badha aur uske bed ke bilkul paas me jaakar khada hone hi wala tha

utne me mera pair zameen par rakhe ek teddy par gira. Ab chootka naseeb bhi aisa
tha ki wo teddy ko dabane se usme se siti ki awaaz nikalti thi. Mera pair jaise hi
pada,usme se zor se siti nikli. Ab kayi log ye soch rahe hoge ki jab maine Akanksha
ko awaaz lagayi aur wo nahi uthi to ek siti ki awaaz se kya ghanta uski neend
khulne waali thi? Kaash dosto, jo aap soch rahe ho wo sach hota. Magar ye khambakht
humar ear. Siti low frequency ki hoti hain aur hamare kaan low frequecny waali
awaazo ki taraf zyada sensitive hote hain. (Maaf karna yaaro, Science se kuch zyada
hi pyaar hain to explain karne se rok nahi paaya apne aap ko.) Ha to jaisa ki main
keh raha tha, mera paav jo hi uss kambakht teddy par pada, Akanksha ki neend khul
gayi. Ab bhi wo apne pet ke bal soyi thi to use main dikhayi nahi diya. Meri gaand
fatne lagi. Isliye nahi ki uski neend tut gayi aur main waha uske room me tha.
Darta to main uske baap se bhi nahi tha. Sorry,actually darta tha. He happend to be
my baap also! Meri fati isliye kyoki mera lund puri jawaani me tha aur shorts
dheele hone ki wajah se bada sa tamboo ban gaya tha. Ab itna sab kuch sochne me
muze 2-3 secnds lage aur utne me hi Akanksha kab palat gayi muze pata hi nahi
chala. Aur jaisa ki muze expected tha,jaise hi usne muze dekha, wo zor se chilla
padi; Akanksha: Tu????!! tu yaha kya kar raha hain?? Mummmmmyyyyy!!!!!...... Muze
bada tension aa gaya. Magar tabhi muze achanak yaad aaya ki mummy ne hi to ise
awaaz lagan kaha tha. Main zat se bed par baith gaya aur uske muh ko apne haath se
band kar diya. Me: Chilla mat!! Tuze itni aawaz di, dinner karne liye magar tune
koi jawab nahi di. 3-4 baar maine knock kiya magar tere muh se kuch nahi futa.To
muze fikr hone lagi to maine andar aa gaya. Itne ghode bech kar so rahi thi tu.
Mummy dinner ke liye keh rahi hain. Aakar khale. Samzi?