Warriors and wizards have long been at odds, as each sees the other as foolish. Warriors view wizards as frail intellectuals who mumble and wear dresses, while wizards see warriors as muscle-bound idiots. They trade insults about warriors' obsession with muscles and wizards' fear of draining power through women. Their feud escalates as each challenges the other's masculinity and prowess.
Warriors and wizards have long been at odds, as each sees the other as foolish. Warriors view wizards as frail intellectuals who mumble and wear dresses, while wizards see warriors as muscle-bound idiots. They trade insults about warriors' obsession with muscles and wizards' fear of draining power through women. Their feud escalates as each challenges the other's masculinity and prowess.
Warriors and wizards have long been at odds, as each sees the other as foolish. Warriors view wizards as frail intellectuals who mumble and wear dresses, while wizards see warriors as muscle-bound idiots. They trade insults about warriors' obsession with muscles and wizards' fear of draining power through women. Their feud escalates as each challenges the other's masculinity and prowess.
It is a well known fact that warriors and wizards do not get along, because
one side considers the other side to be a collection of bloodthirsty idiots
who can't walk and think at the same time, while the other side is naturally suspicious of a body of men who mumble a lot and wear long dresses. Oh, say the wizards, if we're going to be like that, then, what about all those studded collars and oiled muscles down at the Young Men's Pagan Association? To which the heroes reply, that's a pretty good allegation from a bunch of wimpsoes who won't go near a woman on account, can you believe it, of their mystical power being sort of drained out. Right, say the wizards, that just about does it, you and your leather posing pouches. Oh yeah, say the the heroes, why don't you ... -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"