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Editorials
New York City lawsuit That is the real problem. President Joe
Biden is releasing hundreds of thousands
of illegal immigrants into the U.S. every

only proves immigration month, millions every year. Until the chief
executive does his duty and turns off the
spigot, New York and other cities will con-

has real costs tinue to suffer.


As smart as Abbott’s decision was to pay

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for some bus journeys, it has also made him
here was some consensus on immigrants dumped in New York. He wants a scapegoat for Democratic mayors. The re-
immigration a generation ago. $700 million in damages. ality is that even without Operation Lone
We are a nation of immigrants, So much for immigration being free. Star, New York would still be overwhelmed
but immigration also has costs Adams’s suit only singles out bus com- with immigrants. Since spring 2022, the
often borne by the least fortu- panies that have participated in Gov. Greg city has received more than 165,000 immi-
nate among us. Low-skill immigration in Abbott’s (R-TX) “Operation Lone Star,” grants. Abbott’s 33,600 accounts for only a
particular is known to lower wages, which which the mayor claims has the “evil in- fraction of the total.
is why union leaders once fought for stricter tention” of “shifting the costs of the care” Don’t expect Adams’s executive order
immigration enforcement. to New York City. But as the lawsuit admits, to keep immigrants out. Bus companies
But over the last 20 years, agreement Abbott is not targeting New York City. In ad- are now dropping immigrants in New Jer-
has evaporated. Now, the Democratic Party dition to sending 33,600 immigrants to the sey, where the state transit police help them
wants voters to believe that mass immigra- Big Apple, Abbott has sent 28,000 to Chi- board trains to New York City. Not coinci-
tion costs nothing and is a win for every- cago, 12,500 to Washington, D.C., 13,800 to dentally, New York City Democrats aren’t
body. That is why Democrats not only push Denver, 3,400 to Philadelphia, and 1,300 to blaming them.
for mass amnesty for illegal immigrants al- Los Angeles. Crucially, he isn’t forcing im- “The governor of New Jersey is doing
ready here but also want to decriminalize migrants to go anywhere. He is only busing the right thing,” New York state Assembly-
what is currently considered illegal border immigrants where they want to go. woman Jaime Williams told reporters. “He
crossing. “This lawsuit is baseless and deserves has to protect the people of New Jersey.
The Biden border crisis has, however, to be sanctioned,” Abbott told reporters. Right now, it’s a free-for-all. We’re not a
exposed Democratic reasoning as a fraud. “Every migrant bused or flown to New York Third World country. The Biden adminis-
New York City Mayor Eric Adams has is- City did so voluntarily, after having been tration needs to do better.”
sued an executive order stopping charter authorized by the Biden administration to If Biden doesn’t change course soon, we
buses carrying immigrants from entering remain in the United States.” will be a third-world country. ★
the city at certain times. He is also suing
17 bus companies for the costs of housing

The Democratic Party


wants voters to believe
that mass immigration
costs nothing and is
a win for everybody.
That is why Democrats
not only push for mass
amnesty for illegal
immigrants already
here, but also want to
decriminalize what is
currently considered
illegal border crossing.
January 16-23, 2024 Washington Examiner 1
EDITORIALS

Congress must protect American history of Philadelphia” while it


“provide[s] a more welcoming, accurate,
and inclusive experience.”

nation’s history from Accurate? What kind of accuracy can


a park have if it expunges history by elim-
inating physical memorials to the man

woke activists in honor of whom the park was built?


Philadelphia was built on lands used by

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Native Americans but without rancor
fter intense pressure from ute in grass and trees, fresh air, and archi- from those peoples. The city itself was an
Gov. Josh Shapiro (D-PA), the tecture to one of the most admirable of all entirely European creation. What, then,
Biden administration rescind- the early Americans. is the “Native American history” of a city
ed its plan to remove a statue Peace-loving and honest, Penn was they didn’t build?
of William Penn from Nation- famous for his warm relations with Na- Nowhere does the National Park Ser-
al Park Service land on Monday. But the tive American tribes and for scrupulously vice explain why paeans to Native Amer-
continued preservation of our nation’s his- abiding by the terms of contracts he signed ican culture and their cooperation with
tory should not be dependent on a state’s with them. He ensured Native Americans Penn cannot be added to the park without
governor sharing the same political party had the right to fair trials against settlers. removing Penn from it. How can a park
as the occupant of the White House. Penn also was the author of the Charter honoring Penn be “inclusive” if it ex-
Congress should act to stop such his- of Privileges, a worthy forerunner to both cludes the park’s very reason for being?
torical destruction. the Declaration of Independence and the For that matter, there is the simple absur-
If it is not stopped, what or who is Constitution that protected religious lib- dity of trying to erase the man whom the
next? Removing the statues of Thomas erty and property rights and established state itself is named after. There is no lim-
Jefferson and Abraham Lincoln from the consent of the governed as a guiding iting principle on the Left’s cultural and
the Jefferson and Lincoln memorials? principle of civic order. historical vandalism, so we can expect ag-
Renaming the Washington Monument Yet to left-wing activists with whom itation soon for the renaming of the state.
as the “Nation’s Big Tall Obelisk”? Or President Joe Biden has populated his Rabid insistence on replacing real his-
is obelisk a no-no because the ancient administration, European settlers in the tory with performative homages to “op-
Egyptians used a lot of them? Americas are guilty of the twin offens- pressed peoples” has become a desperate
With scant explanation, the National es of being white and of creating homes contagion. It’s part of a Trotskyite effort
Park Service announced it would take on land where tribes roamed. Honor- not just to learn from history and move
down the statue of Penn and a model of ing settlers and this nation’s founders is on from it but to erase it altogether. In this
his iconic house from Welcome Park, an anathema to these crusaders, who regard nihilistic campaign, no memorial is safe,
open space expressly set aside to honor European history as evil per se and want not even that of the most admirable of
Penn’s life. Named for the ship Welcome, it to be expunged. The only excuse the men or of causes. Thus, we have seen the
on which Penn took 136 mostly Quaker National Park Service offered for remov- race agitators pushing the idea that “all
souls in a harrowing oceanic journey to ing the Penn statue is that it wants an dead white males are evil,” even in forc-
the New World in 1682, the park is a trib- “expanded interpretation of the Native ing the removal of statues of the “Great
Emancipator,” Abraham Lincoln, and Ben
Franklin, who headed a society for the ab-
olition of slavery.
While the preservation of Penn is
welcome news, Congress should not
wait for the woke activists in the Biden
administration to choose their next tar-
get. Congress should pass a new law
requiring concurrence from Congress
before any other monument or statue on
federal land can be renamed or removed.
This isn’t to say all memorials should be
sacrosanct. The onus, however, should
MAT T ROURKE/AP

be on those who would tear them down


rather than on those who would main-
tain what we have inherited from earlier
A statue of William Penn stands at Welcome Park in Philadelphia on Jan. 8. generations. ★

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18 New Hampshire Surprise 44 Tiana’s Take What did y’all think


The GOP race against Trump global prosperity and free trade
looks much different than expected meant? Vibes? Papers? Essays?
Volume 30, Number 3 By Jay Cost

22 The Trump Ballot Question Life & Arts


Elites think this election is too
Editorials important to entrust to the voters 46 Books How Harry Truman Came to
By Peter Tonguette Own a Picasso
1 New York City lawsuit only proves
immigration has real costs 24 Roe’s Remnants 47 Books I, For One, Welcome Our Old
The pro-life movement’s Computer Overlords
2 Congress must protect nation’s unfinished business
history from woke activists By Nicole Russell 49 Books An Anti-Climatic History

50 Film The Self-Aware Starlet


Letter From the Editor Washington Briefing
52 On Culture Don’t Be a Diva, Go to
6 Biden boosts Trump, 31 Zelensky’s 2024 strategy: Play the Opera
and Trump helps Biden defense, and show Putin Crimea
doesn’t pay 53 TV Slow Horses Staggers Nobly Into
its Third Season
Your Land 34 Rocky Mountain try: GOP Rep.
Lauren Boebert seeks reelection on 54 Long Life The Mysteries of the
7 Natty-ral Immunity « Pennsylvania the other side of Colorado Changing Culture
to Teach Subject That Actually
Helps Students « Go Right Young 36 Is Rep. Shri Thanedar a new lion of 55 Sports Jim Harbaugh and the
Man « Who Changed the Meaning Detroit politics? Return of Bully Ball
of ‘Conspiracy’ and Why? « That
Sound Makes Me Furious 38 Biden’s big question: Debate
or decline? The Columnists
11 The Week That Was 40 There’s reason to fret about the 57 Timothy P. Carney Protesting
FCC’s digital discrimination rule for against religious liberty, the Satan
broadband subsidies clubs really are evil
Features
58 Michael Barone Democracy not at
12 Rich Man, Poor Man Business risk, but not operating optimally
Can a plutocrat
prime minister 42 Boeing faces 59 Timothy P. Carney Protesting
fix broken Britain? trouble after the against religious liberty, the Satan
By Dominic Green Alaska Airlines clubs really are evil
flight scare,
forcing the 61 Tom Rogan Israel can go after
suspension Hezbollah without US military
of 737 planes participation

62 Salena Zito Rep. Deluzio, first


Democrat to call for Austin’s
resignation, details why

Obituary
63 Amalija Knavs, 1945-2024

64 Crossword
COVER: Illustration by Thomas Fluharty

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HUGO GURDON: LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Biden boosts Trump, Editors

and Trump helps Biden Editor-In-Chief Hugo Gurdon


Managing Editor Chris Irvine

C
Deputy Managing Editor Liam Quinn
News Editor Marisa Schultz
haos created by President Joe Biden’s utter refusal to stop illegal Associate Editor Hailey Bullis
migration across the Mexican border is crucial in understand- Commentary Editor Conn Carroll
ing how he boosts former President Donald Trump in the 2024 Executive Editor (Magazine) W. James Antle III
Managing Editor (Magazine) David Mark
Republican primary, and how Trump will in turn probably help Policy Editor Joseph Lawler
Biden get reelected. Congress & Campaigns Editor David Sivak
Border Patrol intercepted a record 3.2 million aliens at the Investigations Editor Sarah Bedford
Digital Engagement Editor Maria Leaf
frontier in 2023, half a million more than in 2022 and double 2019’s influx. Trending News Editor Heather Hamilton
Biden’s response is to dicker around trying to finesse the issue by Breaking News Editor Max Thornberry
suckering Mexico and Republicans into helping him so he can deflect Associate Breaking News Editor Samuel Schaffer
Overnight News Editor Conrad Hoyt
blame from the Left, which doesn’t want the inflow cut, and from the Homepage Editors Peter Cordi, Lily Larsen
Right, which knows the maneuvers are cosmetic, give rein to a capricious, Life & Arts Editor (Magazine) Nicholas Clairmont
law-flouting president, and will do nothing to mend the practical and phil- Production Editor Joana Suleiman
Chief Web Producer Stacey Dec
osophical catastrophe he has created.
Deputy Commentary Editor Quin Hillyer
It is philosophical because it delineates an abysmal split in our society, Restoring America Editors Kaylee McGhee White, Tom Rogan
which is replicated across the developed West. On one side are those who Contributors Editor Madeline Fry Schultz
regard the nation-state as a racist, colonialist anachronism, evil in theory Design Director Philip Chalk
Deputy Editor (Magazine) J. Grant Addison
and retrograde in practice. They want multilateral government to override
the supposedly parochial and bigoted priorities of citizens, to dismantle Columnists & Writers
borders, and to upend the success of the developed nations, at least inso- Senior Columnists: Michael Barone, Paul Bedard, Timothy P. Carney,
Byron York
far as it benefits their creators. On the other side are people who see the Senior Writers: Barnini Chakraborty, Jamie McIntyre, Mabinty Quarshie,
nation-state, a piece of land governed by laws and customs decided by Salena Zito
its citizens, as the only hope for democracy and peaceful coexistence in a Staff Reporters: Jack Birle, Mike Brest, Christian Datoc, Kaelan Deese,
Breanne Deppisch, Gabrielle Etzel, Joel Gehrke, Julia Johnson, Luke
common culture. Gentile, Anna Giaritelli, Jenny Goldsberry, Reese Gorman, Zachary
Biden, Democrats, the international Left, and multilateral institutions Halaschak, Christopher Hutton, Emily Jacobs, Gabe Kaminsky, Brady
such as the United Nations and European Union are in the first camp. They Knox, Naomi Lim, Cami Mondeaux, Asher Notheis, Ashley Oliver,
Samantha-Jo Roth, Rachel Schilke, Misty Severi, Breccan Thies,
are working to expunge the nation-state, disapproving of the origins and Eden Villalovas, Nancy Vu, Haisten Willis
customs of successful, historically white nations. They want these super- Commentary Writers: Zachary Faria, Tiana Lowe Doescher, Jeremiah
seded fast by radically egalitarian dispensations in which no hierarchy is Poff, Christopher Tremoglie
Contributors: T. Becket Adams, Daniel Ross Goodman, Dominic
allowed. Green, Daniel J. Hannan, Graham Hillard, Rob Long, Jeremy Lott,
Trump, even with the manifest faults that make him unsuitable to be John O’Sullivan, Philip Terzian, Peter Tonguette, Tevi Troy,
president, taps into the alarm and hostility ordinary people feel toward this Robert Woodson
post-national nightmare. They want their own country, not a multicultural Design, Video & Web
morass, and they seize on him as the doughtiest fighter against the disso- Senior Designer: Amanda Boston-Trypanis
lution of the nation. That is why his slogan, “Make America Great Again,” Production Designer: Tatiana Lozano
Designers: Barbara Kyttle, Julia Terbrock
resonates so powerfully. Senior Web Producer: Tim Collins
Too many of them don’t realize they don’t need him. The rise of the Tea Web Producers: Robert Blankenship, Zach LaChance, Alexis Leonard,
Party and then of Trump changed the Republican Party permanently. Every Chris Slater, Robert Stewart
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Republican candidate now is firmly on the side of the nation-state against Videographers: Justin Craig, Arik Dashevsky, Shaan Memon,
multicultural collapse. Republicans don’t need Trump’s nationalism, and Timothy Wolff
would be foolhardy to choose him, because all the other nationalist choices Photographer Graeme Jennings
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Pennsylvania to Teach Subject That Actually Helps
Students P. 8  Go Right Young Man P. 9  Who
Changed the Meaning of ‘Conspiracy’ and Why? P. 9
 That Sound Makes Me Furious P. 10

Michigan quarterback J.J. McCarthy


celebrates their win against Washington in
the national championship NCAA College
Football Playoff game on Jan. 8 in Houston.

Natty-ral Immunity COVID lockdowns. Or, more specif-


ically, the lack of COVID lockdowns in
lockdown-free Florida.
McCarthy’s 2020-21 season was

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not going to happen in Illinois, where
he Michigan Wolverines won producing NFL talent. But McCarthy Democratic Gov. J.B. Pritzker had high
the 2024 College Football Play- was born and raised in La Grange Park, school sports (and much of everything
off National Championship. Illinois. Before IMG, he played for three else) on lockdown. Florida had no such
You can thank Florida Gov. years at local Nazareth Academy. So how lockdowns, however, and IMG Acade-
DAVID J. PHILLIP/AP

Ron DeSantis. does a top QB recruit already playing for my played a normal fall season with an
Michigan quarterback J.J. McCarthy an elite prep high school football team in eight-game schedule. By the time Naz-
graduated high school from IMG Acad- his own backyard end up transferring to areth started its shortened four-game
emy, the Florida prep school known for another prep school 1,220 miles away? season in the spring of 2021, McCarthy

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had already been on Michigan’s campus


for two months.
That made a big difference. McCar-
thy’s development would have been se-
verely stunted by taking a year off from
football, especially as a quarterback. A
lockdown fall season at home where he
would end up having to skip a short four-
game season in the spring to get his head
start at Michigan would have changed
his entire career trajectory. In the world
where McCarthy stays in Pritzker’s Illi-
nois, Michigan probably doesn’t win the
national championship after all.
This Michigan championship is yet
another consequence of decisions made
during COVID, both the good (Florida
staying open) and the bad (Illinois stay-
ing locked down). It would make a great
ad for DeSantis to run in Michigan in
a general election, so long as no one in
Ohio hears about it.
—By Zachary Faria
promoting useless subjects that left the school year, according to the Philadel-
nation’s students lagging behind the rest phia Inquirer.
Pennsylvania to Teach of the world. “No offense to biology teachers or
After years of social justice education calculus teachers, but this class is going
Subject That Actually curricula that accomplished nothing but to be information they are going to use
Helps Students leave over 60% of the state’s students every day of their life,” Republican state
lacking proficiency in mathematics and Sen. Chris Gebhard said. He’s the legisla-
nearly half unable to pass English stan- tor responsible for the bill’s proposal and

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ennsylvania legislators have tak- dardized testing, high schools in the Key- getting it across the legislative finish line,
en the radical position of pass- stone State will now be required to teach the Philadelphia Inquirer reported.
ing a law forcing schools to teach a financial literacy course that students Christian Sherrill, director of advo-
something beneficial to students. It’s a must take to graduate. The law will go cacy for Next Gen Personal Finance, a
shocking development after decades of into effect beginning with the 2026-27 nonprofit organization that encourages
high school students to “take a semester
of personal finance before graduating,”
aided Gebhard in putting the new law
together. As a result, Pennsylvania will
be one of 25 states with a financial liter-
acy requirement when the courses start,
the Philadelphia Inquirer reported — a
simultaneously shocking and encourag-
ing revelation.
“We want students to be able to make
smart decisions about money in the real
world,” Sherrill told the Inquirer.
This is arguably the first bill in de-
cades in the state requiring schools to
teach a subject actually designed to help
students in the real world. Learning
about 73 genders, how men can get preg-
nant, and how racist the country is is fine
for brainwashing students to become fu-
ture Democratic voters, but it does noth-
ing to help them succeed in life. Teaching
students about banking, finances, and
credit, however, absolutely will.
—By Christopher Tremoglie

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publicans by a 56% to 42% margin. ed crack cocaine, and it is a “conspiracy


Go Right Young Man All Republicans have to do, apparent-
ly, to get women to switch parties is find
theory” that Jews control the weather.
Nowadays, though, writers use “con-
a good man for them to marry. spiracy” and “conspiracy theory” inter-

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eneration Z, pollsters tell us, is the And it is no secret why young men changeably. This is as revealing as it is
most left-leaning generation yet. are abandoning the Democratic Party in unfortunate. It almost presumes that
And there is some truth to that. droves. there are no actual conspiracies in the
Where Generation X voted for House The message the Democratic Party world and that any talk of a “conspiracy”
Democrats in 2012 by just a 48% to has for men is clear: you are, at best, is simply a “conspiracy theory.”
41% margin, a decade later Generation worthless. Democratic Party programs This raises another question: Why
Z went for Democrats by a much larger have empowered women to procreate should “conspiracy theory” be a term of
62% to 31% margin. without you entirely. In fact, most likely derogation?
Now in the ensuing decade, Genera- you are a #MeToo pervert who needs to Tasmanian professor David Coady
tion X has gotten even more conserva- be punished, without due process, by a explored this. “The bad reputation of
tive. In fact, by 2022 Generation X voted college inquisition board. conspiracy theories is puzzling,” Coady
for House Republicans over Democrats If you want, you can be a silent ally recently wrote in the journal Educational
by a 52% to 40% margin. As voters get for women’s causes, but please don’t ever Philosophy and Theory.
older, they still do get more conservative. talk — we’ve heard enough from the pa- “After all, people do conspire. That
Will the same thing happen to Gener- triarchy already. is, they engage in secretive collective be-
ation Z? Probably. No wonder so many young men are havior which is illegal or morally ques-
If you drill down into the Generation becoming Republicans. tionable. Conspiracies are common in
Z numbers, you’ll find that they are much —By Conn Carroll all societies throughout history, and
more polarized along gender lines then have always been particularly common
millennial voters were. In 2013, just 38% in politics. Most people conspire some
of young men identified as Republicans. Who Changed the of the time, and some people (e.g., spies)
Fast forward 10 years and now 49% of conspire almost all the time.”
young men identify as Republicans. Meaning of ‘Conspiracy’ Theft from department stores these
But all those new Republican young and Why? days is often not a lone-wolf crime but
men are being drowned out by young part of an organized crime ring — a con-
women who are more attached to the spiracy. Street gangs and the KKK exist,

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Democratic Party than ever. ords only mean what we un- and the people in these little platoons
But will those women stay that way? derstand them to mean, and if conspire to do bad things.
Past evidence suggests not. we use them to mean all sorts What’s more, Trump’s birther theory
It turns out that as women transition of things at once, they end up meaning about Haley doesn’t posit any conspiring
from being single to being married, they nothing.
are also prone to switching from consid- “Conspiracy” is the word that has
ering themselves Democrats to consider- been stretched the most in recent years
ing themselves Republicans. For example, on the torture racks of social media and
in the 2022 election single women voted the internet. MADE BY JIMBOB.
for Democrats by a 68% to 31% margin. National Public Radio recently ran a
But married women actually voted for Re- headline that would have been incom-
prehensible, or at least shocking, just 15
years ago: “Haley’s rise in polls draws
Trump’s birther conspiracy, again.”
 The author, discussing former Pres-
The message the Democratic ident Donald Trump’s baseless specu-
lations that former U.S. Ambassador to
Party has for men is clear: the United Nations Nikki Haley might
you are, at best, worthless. be a foreigner ineligible to run for presi-
dent, alternates between calling Trump’s
Democratic Party programs unhinged rantings a “conspiracy” and a
have empowered women “conspiracy theory.”
to procreate without you “Conspiracy,” for a few hundred
years, described a plan hatched, usually
entirely. In fact, most likely in secret, and executed by many people
you are a #MeToo pervert working together. A “conspiracy theory”
who needs to be punished, was the claim that a “conspiracy” was
behind something officially chalked up
without due process, by a to chance, nature, or a lone actor. It is a
college inquisition board. “conspiracy theory” that the CIA creat-

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by anyone.
In the muddy parlance of our mud-
dled times, a theory can become a “con-
spiracy theory” without any theorizing
about multiple people getting together
to do a bad thing or cover up anything.
Now, a “conspiracy theory” just means a
“wacko theory,” and this gets shortened,
at NPR at least, to “conspiracy.”
But we can go further back — the Lat-
in roots of “conspire” are not at all neg-
ative. Con is about people doing things
together, and spire comes from the same
word for breathing, for hope — the root The jumbotron blasts “3rd Down” during a Dallas Cowboys football game in Dallas.
of inspiration. Hoping together with could
be a positive thing.
Nowadays, though, a conspiracy
doesn’t involve any con or spiring. It’s yet Saints (I remain obsessed with their for- “IT’S … THIRD …DOWN!!!” If one team
another word to lose its meaning, making tunes) or to health or to the time com- scores, the speaker plays loud rap mu-
it harder to communicate clearly. I won- mitment required. Instead, the culprit is sic all during the commercial break, not
der who’s behind this pernicious trend. a societywide problem that has become stopping until the kicker’s foot meets
—By Timothy P. Carney unbearable: constant artificial sensory ball on the ensuing kickoff. Either that
overstimulation. Fans can’t converse or the audio-video system plays some
with each other without yelling and gaudy “contest” promising free grocer-
That Sound Makes can’t avoid hours of leftover ear-ringing ies or $20 of free chips for a nearby ca-
after the game unless they wear earplugs sino’s slot machines.
Me Furious (which makes it even more difficult to No space at all is left for crowd en-
converse). Almost every single minute thusiasm to ebb and flow organically in

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fter the New Orleans Saints’ sea- for more than four hours (including pre- reaction to action on the field. Yet if the
son-ending game on Jan. 7, I gave game) features bombardments of piped- dome is all noise all the time, the home-
up the season tickets my family in sound and flashing lights. field advantage of sudden surges in nat-
has had since the Saints were founded Every time opponents go two plays ural excitement levels is lost. What aids
— 57 years of games, the last 49 of them without gaining 10 yards, the score- home team players isn’t the noise level
at the Superdome’s 50-yard-line. board erupts with the words “THIRD so much as the growth of it, rising, cre-
The ticket abandonment isn’t due DOWN” in giant letters as the loud- scendoing, crashing down on the oth-
to finances or to fading loyalty to the speaker blares at about 95 decibels that er team in clutch situations. In today’s
world of nonstop superstimulation, the
sense of a spontaneously growing drama
disappears.
It’s not as if Saints fans need the stim-
ulation. This is a fan base that literally
stopped a game for 21 minutes by boo-
ing so loudly the referees couldn’t work.
It’s a fan base that went so wild when a
half-footed kicker made a 63-yard field
goal in 1970 that the noise could be
heard more than half a mile away (when
the games were outdoors at the old Tu-
lane stadium).
Today, though, every venue thinks ev-
ery human is so conditioned by senso-
ry input from glowing hand-held boxes
that, somehow, we would all shrivel and
evaporate without a constant electronic
barrage. Enough is enough. This Saints
fan is marching out. And, from friends
across the country, I hear pledges of sim-
ilar exoduses from their hometown ven-
ues. Stop the noise; we want to get off.
—By Quin Hillyer

10 Washington Examiner January 16-23, 2024


The Week That Was QUOTE OF THE WEEK
STAT OF THE WEEK

20,000 Yeah, I’m going


to go to it and I’m
going to explain
Hertz announced it will sell off a third of its
I don’t know who
electric fleet, totaling roughly 20,000 vehicles, the hell she is,
and use the money they bring to purchase I have no idea.
more gasoline powered vehicles. Executives
said electric vehicles have been hurting — Former President Donald Trump told reporters on Jan. 11 he would
Hertz’s financials because they have higher attend the E. Jean Carroll defamation trial that is set to begin this week.
collision and damage repair costs and, also, Carroll, a former magazine columnist, alleged Trump raped her in the
higher depreciation. mid-1990s and then defamed her when he denied her claim.

PHOTO OF THE WEEK // GRAEME JENNINGS/WASHINGTON EXAMINER

Musician Jason “Jelly Roll” DeFord testifies during a Senate Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs hearing to examine
stopping the flow of fentanyl, focusing on public awareness and legislative solutions on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C. on
Jan. 11.

January 16-23, 2024 Washington Examiner 11


Rich Man,
Poor Man
Can a plutocrat prime minister
fix ‘Broken Britain?’

W
By Dominic Green
e booked a taxi tives have been in power since 2010. All
because the these social ills have worsened, and the
London Un- collapse is more than moral. As British
derground, the society devolves into chaos, the architec-
“Tube,” would ture of the British state is coming apart.
be closed for The tax burden is now higher than at
a week by a any time since the end of World War II.
strike. The rail Legal and illegal immigration are at the
workers’ union highest levels ever. So is the number of
canceled the strike with just hours to recorded crimes and the percentage of
spare. The union said it had secured a the permanently unemployed. No elect-
“significantly improved” but unspecified ed politician dares to suggest that there
offer of a pay rise in the next round of might be a connection. Nor is it consid-
negotiations. We canceled the taxi and A poster on London’s Underground. ered polite to wonder aloud why it is that
took a crowded Tube across the center of the ads in the Tube carriages now need to
London but were trapped underground be interspersed with orders not to harass
because of “an earlier fire alarm” at an- other passengers sexually, advice on how
other station. to intervene if you see someone being sex-
The overground commuter train left Is it Brexit? Is it inflation? Is it the price ually harassed, and tips on how to report
on time but stopped 20 minutes short rises, especially in food and energy bills, it once you’ve been sexually harassed.
of its destination. There was supposed that even the government admits have The Conservatives did not break
to be a crew change, but the replace- caused a “cost-of-living crisis”? Is it be- Britain alone. Public sector spending
ment crew hadn’t turned up. We waited cause the British are, contrary to their and the deficit rose consistently under
on a freezing platform in the dark, then reputation, a nation of idle slobs? the Labour governments of Tony Blair
squeezed into an already crowded local Everyone agrees whose fault it is. The (1997-2007) and Gordon Brown (2007-
service, standing room only. Our 53-min- Conservative Party coined “Broken Brit- 10). Still, after pausing for “austerity”
ute journey took 2 1/2 hours. ain” when it was in opposition back in cutbacks under Cameron (2010-16), the
Welcome to Broken Britain. Noth- 2007. The new Conservative leader, Da- Conservatives have spent like socialists
ing works as it should. Everything costs vid Cameron, accused the governing La- since 2016. The prime ministers come
more than it used to. Only the tourists bour Party of causing a “moral collapse” and go (Theresa May, Boris Johnson,
have money to spend. Everyone is angry. into crime, drugs, welfare dependency, Liz Truss, Rishi Sunak), but government
No one agrees on why Britain is like this. and single motherhood. The Conserva- spending keeps rising, and so do the tax-

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Welcome to Broken
Britain. Nothing works
as it should. Everything
costs more than it used
to. Only the tourists
have money to spend.
Everyone is angry.

England to the London-phobic, socially


conservative voters of northern England.
Carried by his charisma and campaign-
ing on a single issue, “Get Brexit Done,”
Johnson breached Labour’s “Red Wall”
of historically working-class seats. This
was a historic realignment of the kind
achieved by Margaret Thatcher in 1979
and Blair in 1997. When Johnson’s
fellow Conservatives deposed him,
his coalition collapsed.
On the Conservative left, metropolitan
and anti-Brexit Conservatives are switch-
ing to the Liberal Democrats. On the Con-
servative right, it’s worse. Northern voters
are returning to Labour or despairing of
electoral politics and declaring they won’t
bother voting at all. The populist right is,
once again, in revolt against a Conserva-
tive Party that seems uninterested in con-
serving anything. In April 2020, Reform
U.K. was polling at 2%, even lower than
the Green Party. By the end of 2023, Re-
form U.K. was breaching 10% in the polls.
That would be enough to displace
dozens of “safe seat” Conservative
members of Parliament in the general
election. These MPs were given their
safe seats by party committees that
sought to shape the party for the future,
typically in the image of the southern,
es that fund it. And now Britain is about forming Conservative leader in the par- liberal wing of the Cameron-era Conser-
to break the Conservatives. ty’s history. The Conservatives would vatives. Many of them are familiar faces
By law, the next general election must crash from the 365-seat landslide that with government experience. If they lose
be held by the end of January 2025. In Johnson won in 2019 to as few as 150 their seats, the party would effectively be
practical terms, that means before the seats — worse than their 1997 wipeout, decapitated. Sunak has less than a year
end of 2024. Labour has been around 20 when John Major won only 165 seats and to save not just his job but also the Con-
points ahead in the polls since Sept. 6, Blair stormed in. servative Party as we know it.
2022, the day that Johnson resigned as The Conservatives were out of pow-
prime minister. According to YouGov, er for a generation after 1997. They are * * *
if the general election were held today, headed for a similar exile now. In 2019, If you asked an ad agency to invent
Sunak, or, if you’re President Joe Biden, Johnson created a new Conservative a prime minister for modern Britain,
“Rashid Sanook,” would win only 23% coalition. He welded the London-cen- the resulting pitch might look like Ri-
of the vote, making him the worst-per- tric, socially liberal voters of southern shi Sunak. He is the brown-skinned son

Illustration by Dean MacAdam January 16–23, 2024 Washington Examiner 13


of Hindu immigrants with a backstory
in the British Empire. He is financially
astute. He is a global thinker with a fu-
ture-facing, problem-solving mind. If
only he were a natural politician, too.
No one in Britain talks about the
“British dream,” as even the British now
dream of success in American terms, but
Sunak’s story is a uniquely British dream
of social ascent and meritocratic oppor-
tunity. His grandparents were economic
migrants from British India to East Afri-
ca. His father was, like Barack Obama’s
father, born in Kenya, and his mother
was born in Tanganyika, now Tanzania.
They came to Britain in the 1960s and
opened a pharmacy in the southern port
of Southampton. They worked so hard
and saved so much that they were able Rishi Sunak and his wife, Akshata Murty, center, meet with charity fundraisers in
to educate their three children privately. front of the prime minister’s residence in London, Oct. 30, 2023.
Rishi, the Sunaks’ oldest child and
first son, helped his parents with the
books in the evenings and worked as a ment, Sunak became a government min-
waiter in a curry house during summer ister. The new prime minister, Theresa
vacations. He became head boy of Win-
chester College, one of the most presti-
Rishi Sunak is the May, was a compromise between the Re-
mainers and Brexiteers. She staffed her
gious schools in Britain, and then took brown-skinned son unstable Cabinet on similar lines. Sunak
a first-class degree in politics, philoso- of Hindu immigrants voted in favor of all three of her failed at-
tempts to pass her version of the treaty for
phy, and economics at the University
of Oxford. The PPE course was creat-
with a backstory in Britain’s withdrawal from the EU. Then,
ed in the 1920s as a primer for public the British Empire. He when the Brexiteers overthrew her in July
service. First, however, Sunak took the is financially astute. 2019, he backed Johnson for the top job.
no-less-traditional diversion into that In mid-February 2020, Johnson,
other school for would-be Conservative
He is a global thinker having won his landslide, rewarded Su-
MPs, the City of London. He worked as with a future-facing, nak by appointing him chancellor of the
an analyst at Goldman Sachs, became a problem-solving mind. exchequer. Yet again, Sunak faced a cri-
hedge fund manager at a company called sis almost immediately and managed it
the Children’s Investment Fund, paused If only he were a natural successfully. Sunak was ideally qualified
for an MBA at Stanford University, and politician, too. to plot a post-Brexit economic course
then became a partner in a Californian for Britain. But his brief changed. Only
hedge fund, Theleme Partners. days after he had moved into 11 Down-
In 2009, Sunak married a fellow Stan- ing Street, just next door to Johnson, the
ford MBA, Akshata Murty. They have coronavirus pandemic broke out.
two daughters. Murty is the daughter of Instead of opening Britain’s economy
Indian billionaire N.R. Narayana Murty, on in opposing Brexit or to side with the to the world, Sunak was charged with
who is one of the seven founders of the pro-Brexit rebels led by Johnson? saving British society from collapse. On
multinational IT company Infosys, which Sunak backed Brexit. Perhaps he had March 20, 2020, he announced massive
is India’s second-biggest IT company. a better feel for the public mood than the subsidies for British companies and an
Narayana Murty has co-chaired the World patrician Cameron, who called a referen- unprecedented “furlough” scheme in
Economic Forum’s knees-up at Davos. dum on Britain’s membership of the Eu- which the government paid up to 80%
Time magazine has called him the “father ropean Union because he was confident of workers’ salaries. He seems to have
of the Indian IT sector.” In 2013, he made that he and the Remainers would win. worked with remarkable speed and effi-
Sunak a director of one of his companies, Perhaps Sunak, who had written a re- ciency amid a government handicapped
Catamaran Ventures, whose U.K. subsid- search paper on the value of post-Brexit by a sclerotic, risk-averse civil service.
iary is owned by Akshata Murty. free ports, was voting like a hedge fund He was also clearsighted enough to op-
Sunak had interned at the Conser- manager. The City of London could see pose the second and third of the three
vative Party’s central office as a student the advantages in extracting Britain’s fi- lockdowns that caused so much public
and joined the party. In 2015, he inherit- nancial services industries from the EU’s misery and economic harm.
BELINDA JIAO / AP

ed a safe seat from William Hague after regulatory net, making the most of the Sunak kept up the pace and the flow
Cameron promoted Hague to the House global economy and turning London into of subsidies for the next two years. His
of Lords. Almost immediately, Sunak “Singapore-on-Thames.” schemes preserved Britain’s corporate
faced a crucial decision: to back Camer- Only two years after entering Parlia- infrastructure and saved British workers

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from a 1930s-style crash. These were the resentful, his personal wealth and the
right things to do, electorally and morally, wealth and influence of his wife’s family
at the time. Unfortunately, they were also are electoral handicaps. If you and your
expensive. So were other schemes, such wife have multiple homes, the least you
as the “Eat Out to Help Out” campaign in can do is build a few for some of the little
which the government paid half the check people — especially if you cannot con-
in pubs and restaurants. The chancellor trol illegal immigration.
who might have transformed the British Fortunately for Sunak, the public did
economy for the 21st century instead not elect him. Sunak was in the back-
transported it back to the 1970s, when ground when Johnson was overthrown
interventionist governments cooked the in September 2022 over his passing in-
books and subsidized service industries volvement in drinks parties at Downing
by issuing “Luncheon Vouchers” to be Street during the coronavirus lockdowns.
used in restaurants instead of cash. After a televised leadership debate in
Sunak became popular for his gen- which Sunak came off as peevish and en-
erosity with other people’s money. In a titled, the party membership elected Liz
September 2020 poll, admittedly an out- Truss. Her desperate attempt to jump-
lying artifact of the COVID-19 madness, start the economy did not convince Su-
he had the highest ratings of any chan- A London protest against Tory nak’s friends in the City of London, and
cellor since 1978. The obscure neophyte immigration policy, Nov. 15, 2023. she lasted just 44 days. Conservative
was now tipped to be Johnson’s succes- MPs then elected Sunak. He holds the
sor. The tabloids were calling Sunak, a office, but they hold the power.
vegetarian teetotaler who rises early and From Dishi Rishi to Fishi Rishi and
pumps his Peloton pedals before dawn, now “Squishi Rishi.” Caught between
“Dishi Rishi.” The extra attention soon Sunak is feinting to factions, Sunak is trying to reconcile
led to suspicions about “Fishi Rishi.”
the right of public Johnson’s impossible promises with the
fiscal realities that Sunak himself played
* * * opinion while pivoting a crucial part in creating. He is feinting to
In November 2020, the Guardian to the center in the the right of public opinion while pivoting
claimed that Sunak had failed in his min- to the center in the House of Commons
isterial duty to declare “relevant” assets
Commons to save to save his neck: pursuing Johnson’s daft
to the register of ministerial interests. his neck. This may scheme to deport illegal immigrants to
The assets in question all belonged to his keep Sunak in office, Rwanda while exiling the party’s popu-
wife, Akshata Murty. Her shares in Infos- lists and bringing back Cameron. This
ys were worth 430 million pounds, about but it will doom the may keep Sunak in office, but it will doom
$550 million. This, the Guardian sniped, Conservatives in the the Conservatives in the general election.
made her “one of the wealthiest women general election. Not unlike Paul Ryan, Sunak is the
in Britain, with a fortune larger than the best man for the economic job but the
Queen’s,” and Sunak almost certainly worst man for the political job. He is ex-
the wealthiest British prime minister posed as one of nature’s head boys: a ser-
ever. Other Murty assets included a di- vant of the real power, in a schoolboy’s
rect shareholding in a British company to be benefitting from his wife’s tax suit. He lacks the money and political
that runs restaurant chains in India and avoidance, entirely legal though it was. support to deploy his economic acumen.
in five other companies, including New It also emerged that Sunak, who had He has the instinct for office but not the
& Lingwood, which, the Guardian said, obtained a U.S. green card in the 2000s, common touch.
“supplies the tailcoats worn by pupils at had retained it after resuming British No one is better equipped to fix the
Eton College.” residence, including during his first 18 economy of Broken Britain. Then again,
Sunak’s own assets went into a blind months as chancellor. If he wanted to no one did more to break it, for the best
trust when he entered government. In give the impression that he was in gov- of all reasons. This is not Sunak’s trage-
April 2022, an independent investigation ernment until something better came up dy, though he may find it a little frustrat-
found him blameless. By then, Murty’s in Silicon Valley, this was how to do it. ing when an impecunious, enraged, and,
finances were again in the papers. As a Akshata Murty now pays U.K. tax- yes, economically ignorant electorate
“non-domiciled” taxpayer, Murty paid a es. Sunak has informed the U.S. Citi- refuses to pay the tab for the policies it
single 30,000-pound annual fee that al- zenship and Immigration Services that demanded. He will be fine, anyway, be-
lowed her to live in Britain but avoid tax- being prime minister is a full-time job cause life really is different for the rich.
ation on an estimated 20 million pounds, requiring British residency, so he must The tragedy is that of the people he will
KIRST Y WIGGLESWORTH / AP

about $25 million, in non-U.K. earnings. renounce his green card. An inquiry has, leave behind. ★
This was entirely legal, but it looked bad. of course, cleared him, but the damage is
As chancellor, Sunak had raised tax- done. Sunak doesn’t just look like a plu- Dominic Green is a columnist for
es to historically stratospheric levels and tocrat. He is one. the Washington Examiner and a fellow
lectured the public on the need to take Britain is not America. At a time of the Royal Historical Society. Follow
the medicine. As husband, he seemed when the little people are broke and him on Twitter @drdominicgreen.

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January 16–23, 2024 Washington Examiner 17
New
Hampshire
Surprise
The GOP race against Trump
looks much different wthan expected
By Jay Cost

A
fter many months here we are: It is looking increasing-
of lead-up, the ly like the Republican primary, if it is
Republican pri-
mary is no longer
going to be competitive at all, will be a
Trump-Haley contest.
Haley’s competent
a matter of sheer For most of the summer, Haley performances,
speculation. It be- seemed like a bit of an “also-ran” in the supplemented
gan with the Iowa Republican contest, out of the conversa-
caucuses on Jan. tion that seemed to be occurring between
by aggressive
15. A year ago, few supporters of DeSantis and Trump. There campaigning and
people would have guessed that former was even a brief moment when Sen. Tim solid fundraising,
President Donald Trump would have Scott (R-SC) was rising in the Iowa polls,
emerged from his post-midterm dol- while Haley was stuck in the third tier propelled her to
drums as the prohibitive front-runner. with former Vice President Mike Pence. challenge DeSantis
And insofar as anybody was going to That all changed in the late summer, for the position
pose a legitimate challenge to Trump’s thanks to the debates. Without Trump
hegemony, the easy money in January onstage, the debates have not meaning- of anti-Trump
2023 was on Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL). fully altered the overall trajectory of the candidate.
He was coming off a big win in Florida race — it’s been Trump versus “every-
in the 2022 elections, had loads of cash, body else.” But Haley’s competent per-
and had a sterling reputation with Re- formances, supplemented by aggressive
publicans nationwide. campaigning and solid fundraising, pro-
Nobody would have bet that former pelled her to challenge DeSantis for the
South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley would position of anti-Trump candidate.
be the main anti-Trump candidate. But And arguably more, for as DeSantis

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remained mired in a distant second in so, while Haley could win South Caroli- from the first contests, so name recog-
Iowa, Haley rocketed up the New Hamp- na, it would be in large measure because nition counts for a lot. But so close to
shire polls. She is positioned well with- she’s a favorite daughter rather than her the actual election? No candidate in the
in range of the former president in the better reflecting the mood of the party modern era of primaries and caucuses
Granite State, at least as of this writing, electorate. By any measure, Trump is still with a lead as large as Trump’s has ever
and at the same time, she clawed her way the one with the firm grasp on the party. lost the nomination.
into a tie with DeSantis in the Iowa polls. Indeed, Haley’s rise is partially attribut- And all of this assumes that Haley
Through all of this, we see a clear able to DeSantis’s collapse, which hap- can actually win New Hampshire. Trump
Haley strategy. The goal was to finish a pened because DeSantis reckoned that could very well beat her there. But she
strong third or surprising second in Iowa, he could position himself as a Trump-lite will face one fewer obstacle. Former New
keep DeSantis from defeating Trump in alternative to the former president, but Jersey Gov. Chris Christie suspended his
the Hawkeye State, and then head into the gambit largely failed. campaign before Iowa. He banked his
New Hampshire with a de facto two-per- In fact, one reason Haley’s strategy entire candidacy on opposition to Trump
son race. With the field con- and focused more or less
solidated, Haley would then exclusively on New Hamp-
vault ahead of Trump in New shire. He tended to poll in
Hampshire, paving the way the double digits there and
for the subsequent primary was even ahead of DeSantis
in South Carolina on Feb. 24. in the state while remaining
While Trump is strong in the well behind both Haley and
Palmetto State, Haley was Trump. It stands to reason
governor for six years, and Christie voters will now
she can rely on goodwill as migrate to Haley. However,
a “favorite daughter.” With Christie appeared to take
wins in New Hampshire and shots at Haley and downplay
South Carolina, she would be her chances in a hot mic mo-
well positioned to challenge ment on his way out.
Trump in Michigan on Feb. “She’s gonna get smoked,
27, then Missouri and Idaho and you and I both know it.
on March 2, and finally Super She’s not up to this,” Chris-
Tuesday on March 5. tie was heard saying, seem-
That’s clearly the plan, at ingly in reference to Haley,
any rate. Can this work? moments before pulling the
It is a low-probability plug on his own campaign.
bet, for sure, but then again, All in all, what are the
most candidates like Haley odds Haley can pull this
have only a low-probabili- off? Shortly before the Iowa
ty shot at the White House. caucuses, the RealClearPol-
Sometimes, they pay off: for Nikki Haley with Gov. Chris Sununu (R-NH) in Manchester, New itics average of the various
Hampshire, after receiving his endorsement, Dec. 12, 2023.
instance, Bill Clinton in 1992 betting houses gives Trump
and Barack Obama in 2008. a 74% chance of winning the
And the allure of even the faintest pros- makes sense is because the New Hamp- nomination and Haley 15%, with DeSan-
pect of success is enough to make the shire Republican primary often has a tis and Vivek Ramaswamy combining
most ambitious politicians sacrifice 18 lot of non-Republicans participating in for most of the rest. That seems a bit too
months of their lives to make it happen. it. Dispositionally, the state skews inde- friendly to Haley. Assuming she wins
And Haley’s strategy does have his- pendent, and polls indicate that these New Hampshire, she is still going to need
torical justifications behind it. It is not nonpartisan voters are partial to Haley. something to happen between the first in
uncommon for Iowa and New Hamp- These voters are not going to be a driving the nation primary and Super Tuesday to
shire to issue split decisions. It happened force in most of the subsequent contests. change the Republican electorate’s atti-
in 1980, 1988, 2000, 2012, and 2016. In In fact, the absence of a meaningful Dem- tude toward Trump meaningfully. Could
each of those cases, South Carolina re- ocratic contest in New Hampshire means that happen? Absolutely. But her odds
solved the dispute in favor of the ultimate that a lot of people who conceive of them- are probably no greater than 1-in-10.
victor. If Haley can win New Hampshire selves as Democrats will participate in Of course, everybody would have said
as Trump wins Iowa, the tiebreaker is her the Republican primary just to cast a vote the same thing about Clinton, Obama,
home state. That’s a smart angle. against Trump. That could propel Haley and even Trump at various points in
Yet its weakness should be evident in the short term, but she cannot rely on their campaigns. And yet all three be-
right from the start. This is merely a such voters to win the GOP nomination. came president. It goes to show you nev-
ROBERT F. BUKAT Y / AP

pattern, not a rule. The pattern holds And Trump has quite a bit of histo- er can tell. ★
because it reflects the underlying reali- ry on his side, too. A year ago, it was not
ties of the Republican electorate — not especially meaningful that Trump had a Jay Cost is Gerald R. Ford senior
because the rest of the Republican elec- huge nationwide lead. Voters are not re- nonresident fellow at the American
torate is duty-bound to follow suit. And ally plugged into the process so far away Enterprise Institute.

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January 16–23, 2024 Washington Examiner 21
The Trump
Ballot
Question
Elites think this election is too important
to entrust to the voters
By Peter Tonguette

‘T
he nine most terrify- citizens on how to live their lives but or gig worker who, for whatever reason,
ing words in the En- to do some of the living for them. Take was considering forgoing health insur-
glish language are: ‘I’m the once-uncontroversial matter of gas ance, Obamacare’s penalty-by-tax return
from the government, stoves. For those poor souls convinced sought to banish such thoughts from your
and I’m here to help,’” that grilling salmon contributes to the mind. The idea was to lead you to make
Ronald Reagan once melting of the ice caps, it’s not sufficient the correct decision by removing you
said, but the 40th pres- to argue against the use of gas appliances from your own decision-making process.
ident could never have in homes, possibly because they realize Indeed, during the worst months of
known just how right he was. that no one would listen to them, so they the COVID-19 pandemic, public health
At the time it was spoken and forev- have turned to measures that, in some officials and their elected flunkies viewed
er since, Reagan’s statement has been cities and states, have led to bans of the personal choice as a nuisance they could
taken to refer mainly to the excesses of stoves themselves. For an elite certain not be bothered with. The same set of
the federal bureaucracy: the shameful, of its own virtue, and equally certain assumptions that governed Obamacare
wasteful, pernicious but still rather com- that the great unwashed has long since led to the imposition of mask mandates
ical unintended consequences of the ad- stopped respecting them, why bother and vaccine cards. The thinking went
ministrative state. In hindsight, however, with persuasion? something like this: Lacking the scien-
Reagan’s insight foretold something far In hindsight, former President Barack tific bona fides of Drs. Anthony Fauci,
more ominous, intrusive, and pervasive. Obama’s Affordable Care Act was the Deborah Birx, Francis Collins, et al., cit-
Today, we live in the shadow not leading indicator of the mindset among izens simply could not be counted upon
merely of incompetent but well-inten- our new overlords: Personal choice is to heed the good doctors’ advice. There-
tioned government do-gooders but an all well and good so long as the public fore, it was no longer “advice” — it was
elite expert class. Assured of its own reaches the right choice, and if people the law of the land. Mandates rendered
superior intelligence, values, and status, have to be somehow compelled to reach citizens’ private judgment moot.
the elected and unelected brethren of that right choice, so be it. If you were a Now we come to the 2024 presiden-
this class seek not so much to instruct 30-something freelancer, entrepreneur, tial election, which the elite has deemed

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too consequential, too important, too Don’t make arguments against Trump. the determination. They forget that the
dangerous, in the sense that the “wrong” Just delete his name. sorting of worthy and unworthy candi-
outcome might be attained through the I credit all of these institutions and of- dates is the purview of voters, not elected
election of Donald Trump, to be decided ficials with a measure of good faith: They officials, prosecutors, juries, or judges.
by the fickle finger of fate. No matter that are probably sincere in their belief that But they don’t really “forget” this fact. In
“fate,” in this reading, is the decision of a Trump is a menace, but understand that their anti-Trump mania, they just choose
plurality of voters on Election Day. By the they are equally sincere in their belief that to skip this part from Civics 101.
lights of the elite class, however, the evil the public — that’s you — is too ignorant, Indeed, on some level, Trump’s adver-
of Trump is as self-evident as the neces- prejudiced, and mercurial not to vote for saries must recognize that their campaign
sity of masking and vaccines to quell the him. Dear reader, they have no more con- against Trump is recklessly, egregiously,
spread of COVID-19, and appallingly undemocratic. Just
anyone who dissents must imagine the media narrative if
be overruled. Therefore, the a Republican president was in
election must be rebranded the White House and, under
as a kind of pandemic: a fed- his direction or merely under
eral emergency that requires his watch, his leading Dem-
government intervention to ocratic opponent was being
protect us from ourselves. prosecuted and, state by state,
Over the last year, we shoved off the ballot. Yet, if
have seen an extraordinary challenged on such grounds,
series of actions that seek the anti-Trump elite would
to render Trump not un- undoubtedly mount the same
electable at the ballot box defense as our COVID-19-era
but unelectable before he rulers: They would promise
even reaches the ballot box. that it is only just this one pres-
Trump is correct when he idential election, presumably
refers to the prosecutions the last one for which Trump
against him in New York, At left, Colorado Supreme Court Justice William W. Hood III, will run, in which your ability
in Georgia, and by special one of a four-vote majority to rule that Trump’s name could not to vote for the candidate of
counsel Jack Smith as tanta- appear on a 2024 state ballot; at right, Maine Secretary of State your choice at the ballot box
mount to “election interfer- Shenna Bellows, Jan. 4, 2023. will be compromised or cur-
ence.” Even if some of these tailed. Those who would be-
cases have a kernel of legiti- lieve this implicit promise are
macy or might have been pursued against as foolish as those who bought into the
Trump had he not been running for of- fiction that COVID-19 shutdowns would
fice, the fact remains that they have not On some level, last for a mere two weeks, just enough time
been brought in an ideal world but in this to “slow the spread.”
world. These trials and their outcomes Trump’s adversaries “Democracy is the theory that the com-
may have the practical effect of making must recognize mon people know what they want, and de-
voters’ preferences in the election depen-
dent on the whims of judges and juries.
that their campaign serve to get it good and hard,” wrote H.L.
Mencken, and if what the people want is
Perhaps sensing that Trump will draw against Trump’s a second Trump administration, they de-
out, bog down, and possibly prevail in ballot access is serve to get that, too. He is indisputably
some of these cases — and certainly re-
alizing that, short of a conviction, Trump
recklessly, egregiously, the preferred Republican candidate, and
understandably so. Anyone who attests
stands as good a chance as he did in 2016 appallingly to a belief in the will of the people, as do
and in 2020 of winning the White House undemocratic. Trump’s opponents when they speak,
— the Colorado Supreme Court and the endlessly, of his alleged threat to democ-
Maine secretary of state have decided racy, must cope with that reality.
they have had enough of these pesky vot- The judicial and political forces that
ers who remain attached to the Trump era fidence in your ability to vote for someone have gathered to prevent people from ex-
of relative global peace, low unemploy- other than Trump than they did in your ercising their right to vote for Trump lead
ment, and robust border security. These decision to wear a mask or get a vaccine. me to conclude that it is long past time to
people, the elites know in their hearts, will This is the final fruit of our commis- revise Reagan’s famous joke about gov-
never learn. So, in Colorado and Maine, sars treating personal decisions, such as ernment overreach. Forget bureaucracy
the 14th Amendment, the far Left’s new whether to wear a mask amid a pandemic and red tape. Today, the most terrifying
favorite part of the Constitution follow- or whom to vote for, as being subject to words in the English language are surely:
ROBERT F. BUKAT Y / AP

ing the failure of the much-vaunted 25th their advice and consent. Astonishingly, “I’m from the government, and I’m here
Amendment, has been invoked to remove the elites have convinced themselves that to do your voting for you.” ★
Trump from the ballot and thus eliminate some candidates for office are not only
any chance that the weak-minded among unfit for office but unfit even to stand for Peter Tonguette is a contributing writer to
us will check the box beside his name. office and that it is they who shall make the Washington Examiner magazine.

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24 Washington Examiner January 16-23, 2024
Roe’s Remnants
The pro-life movement’s unfinished business
By Nicole Russell

A
bortion has es- versal of Roe v. Wade in 2022, back into from lawsuits. While a Houston-based
sentially been the national spotlight. medical doctor said Cox’s health could
banned with a Kate Cox is a married mother who imminently be at risk, the Texas Supreme
few rare excep- traveled out of Texas to have an abortion. Court sided with Paxton, arguing Cox’s
tions in Texas The 31-year-old was carrying an unborn personal doctor hadn’t been persuasive
since the legis- baby with a slew of health problems, in- enough about the pregnancy’s effects on
lature passed cluding full trisomy 18, a diagnosis that her health. Cox and her husband have
the “heartbeat is often terminal. Her own health was been devastated. She considered herself
law” in Sep- suffering, too: She’d already been to the pro-life.
tember 2021. At that time, most Repub- emergency room a few times, once leak- The reactions were felt nationwide.
licans backed the measure, although that ing amniotic fluid. “That Texas abortion case is worse
support has waned a bit since. A district court judge said Cox quali- than you think,” a Time magazine head-
In December, a harrowing case chal- fied for an abortion under the exception line screamed. The New Republic took it a
lenged the law and undercut the public’s in the state law. Texas Attorney General step further: “How Texas tried to torture
perception of it, thrusting the abortion Ken Paxton disagreed and announced a woman for being pregnant.” An opinion
debate, along with the changing, state- that any medical provider who aided piece at CNN said, “The Kate Cox case
to-state patchwork of laws since the re- Cox’s abortion would not be immune shows the cruelty of Texas’ abortion law.”

I think there is a backlash against certain pro-life laws. I think some


people are very angry. They no longer have easy access to abortion, and
I think that’s very real. Abortion is emotional. It is a feelings-driven topic.
That is why it tends to be so controversial for some people.
–Abby Johnson, founder of And Then There Were None, a ministry dedicated to helping abortion clinic workers leave the industry

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Abortion-rights demonstrators protest outside the
Bob Casey Federal Courthouse on June 24 in Houston.

It’s been about 18 months since the creased. According to one report, the year There were about 117,000 more abortions
Supreme Court overturned Roe via Dobbs after Dobbs, there were 21,500 more abor- in the other states plus Washington, D.C.,
v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization, tions in Illinois, more than any other state. where abortion has remained legal. This
tossing the abortion question back to the amounts to a slight increase in abortions
states to decide. Abortions have signifi- overall, by about 2,200 a year.
cantly decreased in conservative states These numbers might be surprising,
while spiking in more liberal ones. Tex- even disappointing, to most pro-life ad-
as’s trigger law, which passed following Abortion advocates vocates, especially those who have been
Dobbs, opened up medical providers who have become angrier rallying against Roe for decades.
perform abortions to criminal prosecu-
tion and allowed for civil lawsuits.
and more resolved But it’s not surprising at all to Abby
Johnson, a former clinic director at
The results have been dramatic. In than ever since Planned Parenthood turned founder of
2020, there were more than 50,000 Dobbs, stunning some And Then There Were None, a minis-
abortions reported compared to only 34
conservatives. In Ohio, try dedicated to helping abortion clin-
BRET T COOMER/HOUSTON CHRONICLE VIA AP

in the first nine months of 2023. There ic workers leave the industry. “I think
were about 115,000 fewer abortions in Issue 1, which declared there is a backlash against certain pro-
the 17 states that had essentially banned an individual right to life laws,” Johnson told the Washington
the procedure. More babies are being Examiner during a phone interview. “I
born, too. A June Texas Tribune article
‘one’s own reproductive think some people are very angry. They
suggested at least 10,000 more babies treatment, including no longer have easy access to abortion,
had been born in Texas since its heart- but not limited to and I think that’s very real. … Abortion
beat law passed in 2021. is emotional. It is a feelings-driven topic.
But in some states, such as Illinois and abortion,’ passed with And that is why it tends to be so contro-
California, abortions have actually in- a 57% majority vote. versial for some people.”

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Abortion advocates have become an-
grier and more resolved than ever since
Dobbs, stunning some conservatives.
In November 2023, Ohio voters passed
constitutional protections for abortions.
Ohio went for former President Donald
Trump in 2020 by a healthy margin. The
amendment, Issue 1, which declared an
individual right to “one’s own reproduc-
tive treatment, including but not limited
to abortion,” passed with a 57% majority
vote.
Dobbs galvanized abortion support-
ers and Democrats in general, showing
what could be possible in other more
blue states when it comes to both abor-
tion and using it as a tool to regain or
maintain political control. “Abortion is
now a constitutional right in Ohio. But
the work isn’t done,” an Ohio Capital Anti-abortion activist Katherine Aguilar holds a crucifix and prays while opponents
Journal headline said. and supporters of abortion rights gather in the state Capitol rotunda in Austin, Texas.
Democrats have harnessed abor-
tion as a way to take back or continue
a political majority in a handful of other
states, too, and they’re making headway “Dobbs turned abortion into a huge lia- con it was for half a century, some say
in Virginia and Kentucky. Arizona and bility for Republicans.” the pro-life movement has stumbled or
Nevada are expected to have similar The backlash and cases like Cox’s lost steam. Abortion had become the
abortion measures on ballots this year. raise a couple of key questions: Do pro- primary policy objective for socially
In November 2022, voters in Montana, life laws change the culture? Was the conservative Republicans. Roe was an
Kansas, and Kentucky rejected ballot public not as pro-life as conservatives obvious enemy that presented a clear,
measures that would have banned abor- hoped? “The unpleasant reality fac- present danger to babies and families, a
tion in their states. ing the anti-abortion movement is that foundational element of a healthy West-
“An issue that was once seen pri- most Americans don’t actually want to ern society: What would they do without
marily as a mobilizing force for the re- ban abortion,” Elaine Godfrey wrote in Roe to rise up against?
ligious right has risen to the forefront an April piece in the Atlantic. Anecdotally, Johnson has seen the
at the state and national level,” Amelia In her career at Planned Parenthood, fallout: “People are not as engaged as
Thomson-DeVeaux wrote in a June 2023 Johnson said she believed she was help- they once were. People feel like abortion
FiveThirtyEight column. “And as the one- ing women in need by facilitating their is not an issue, and I would tell people
year anniversary of Dobbs approaches, abortions — until she actually saw the abortion is more of an issue now than it
many Americans are more supportive gruesome procedure firsthand. She now was before Roe was overturned because
of abortion rights than they’ve been in tries to educate people who work at … you’ve seen this fringe — now they are
decades.” She went so far as to say that abortion clinics. Johnson, a Texan, said the majority in the abortion movement,
she believes accurate abortion education and now they’re pushing in the states for
is the only cure for the emotional back- the extreme to be mainstream.”
lash. Since the Cox case has been in the States including California, Minne-
spotlight, she’s used it as an example of sota, Washington, Illinois, and New York
the need for this education when speak- expanded abortion access following
As the one-year ing to others.
“Cox had to travel out of state to get
Dobbs. In Minnesota, there are zero re-
strictions or limits on when a woman can
anniversary of Dobbs this procedure done. OK, what is this have an abortion, a policy Democrats
approaches, many procedure? Let’s talk about it,” John- might have avoided 20 years ago. Now,
son says. “Let’s talk about the suffering it’s celebrated.
Americans are more that’s going to happen to this fetus in Yet Godfrey observed in the same
supportive of abortion the womb while it’s being aborted. The Atlantic piece that even if most people
rights than they’ve lives of the women matter 100%, and aren’t as pro-life as conservatives want,
also there’s another life that matters. We pro-life advocates are still moving ahead.
been in decades. Dobbs can’t forget about that life. I’m not here “Even as the anti-abortion movement
turned abortion into trying to say the life of the child matters lacks a Next Big Objective, a new gener-
TAMIR KALIFA/AP

a huge liability for more than the life of the mother. … We as


a collective need to say no and that they
ation of anti-abortion leaders is ascen-
dant — one that is arguably bolder and
Republicans.” both matter equally.” more uncompromising than its prede-
–Amelia Thomson-DeVeaux With Roe’s reversal no longer the bea- cessors,” Godfrey wrote. “This cohort,

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Covering the decisions
that will shape

AMERICA

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still high on the fumes of last summer’s
victory, is determined to construct its
ideal post-Roe America. And it’s forging
ahead — come hell, high-water, or public
disgust.”
Dobbs didn’t end the battle for life.
It was just a prerequisite for letting the
people shape policy. In many ways, that
fight is just beginning.
Johnson thinks the way ahead is sim-
pler than almost everyone realizes. “I
personally think that we need to get back
to basics in the pro-life movement,” she
said. “We’ve got to get back to basic ed-
ucation about life in the womb. We talk
about abortion, but I don’t think people
know what abortion is, and the perfect
example of that was the Kate Cox case.
… The primary victim in an abortion
procedure is the baby being killed. We
need to get back to: What is an abortion
procedure? What is a child in the womb?
When does a heart start beating? People
need to know this information.” 

Nicole Russell (@russell_nm) is a contrib-


utor to the Washington Examiner’s Belt-
way Confidential blog. She is a mother of
four and an opinion columnist for the Fort
Worth Star-Telegram in Texas. Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton makes a statement in Austin, Texas.

ERIC GAY/AP

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Campaign P. 34
Congress P. 36
White House P. 38
Technology P. 40

national security

Zelensky’s 2024 strategy:


Play defense and show Putin
Crimea doesn’t pay
GUT TER CREDIT

UKRAINIAN PRESIDENTIAL PRESS OFFICE/AP

January 16-23, 2024 Washington Examiner 31


WASHINGTON BRIEFING

“We are not ready to give our freedom


After ten years of war with every advantage, to this f***ing terrorist Putin,” Zelensky
Russia controls only 18% of Ukraine told NBC News in November. “That’s it.
That’s why we are fighting. That’s it.”
By Jamie McIntyre Zelensky is facing a shortage of ar-
tillery shells and anti-aircraft munitions

A
needed to blunt the constant aerial bom-
s the war in Ukraine ap- forces were dispersed along too many bardment of Russian drones and missiles.
proaches the end of its fronts, and breaking through Russia Putin is sacrificing his troops and bid-
second year, Ukrainian Pres- lines would cost the lives of too many ing his time, clearly banking on Western
ident Volodymyr Zelensky is Ukrainian troops. support evaporating and the reelection
facing the harsh reality that At the outset of the counteroffen- of former President Donald Trump, who
his Western-supported sum- sive, Ukraine’s top military commander, has publicly indicated he would force
mer counteroffensive failed to produce Gen. Valery Zaluzhny, believed his bet- Ukraine’s capitulation in less than a day.
any significant territorial gains and that ter-trained, Western-equipped troops “I will need 24 minutes — yes, 24 min-
Russian President Vladimir Putin has would prevail, inflicting heavy casualties utes, not more. Yes, not more, 24 min-
even less incentive to give any ground on the demoralized, poorly led Russian utes to explain to President Trump that
given that U.S. and Western support ap- troops. he can’t manage this war. He can’t bring
pears to be weakening. A declassified U.S. intelligence report peace because of Putin,” Zelensky said in
In a New Year’s interview with provided to Congress in December as- the NBC interview.
the Economist, Zelensky sounded resolute sessed that Russia has lost 315,000 dead Many Western military experts, in-
but realistic about what can be achieved and injured troops since the start of the cluding retired U.S. commanders, dispute
this year, absent the ability to break war. the notion the grinding war of attri-
through Russia’s multilayered defenses to In the last six months, Russia’s ca- tion has settled into a stalemate or that
cause a collapse of the front lines in the sualty rate has been upward of 20,000 Ukraine is losing simply because its land
occupied southern region of the country. troops a month, according to the campaign failed to produce a dramatic
“The war in 2024, this is the new Ukrainian General Staff. breakthrough.
page,” he said. “We have one strategy “Russia has lost at least 150,000 dead. “I do not believe that ‘failed’ is the
goal: to de-occupy our territories.” In any other country, such casualties right descriptor,” retired Gen. Philip
“Our goals didn’t change. The goal is would have stopped the war,” Zaluzhny Breedlove, a former supreme NATO com-
to save and to have more successful steps told the Economist in a separate Novem- mander, said at an Atlantic Council event
in the Black Sea, to continue success on ber interview. this month. “The Russians have lost large,
Crimea, on the south,” Zelensky told But not Russia, where Putin has little impactful numbers of soldiers as they
Zanny Minton Beddoes, the Economist’s regard for the loss of life on either side. have been throwing themselves at the
editor-in-chief. “I can’t tell you the de- “That was my mistake,” Zaluzhny Ukrainians, so even though the Ukrainian
tails, but we will do it.” lamented. large land movements did not materialize,
Minton Beddoes later told CNN, “He Ukraine, which does not release its Ukraine made progress on the ground.”
was very frustrated. He senses that the casualty figures, has also suffered heavy Breedlove, like other analysts, argues
narrative has shifted in the West and casualties, with U.S. estimates suggest- the focus on the limited gains on land is
people think the Russians have the up- ing more than 70,000 Ukrainian troops eclipsing Ukraine’s stunning defeat of
per hand.” have been killed and more than 100,000 Russia’s Black Sea Fleet in 2023 despite
“He called Putin an animal who senses wounded. Ukraine not having a navy.
weakness, and [he argued] that if you al- At an end-of-year news conference in “One area where I think the media has
lowed Putin to win in Ukraine, it would be Kyiv, Zelensky revealed that after almost not done a good service is in highlighting
much, much worse, it would be an exis- two years of intensive fighting, his mili- the success of ‘the battle of the Black Sea,’
tential risk for the rest. And that argument tary commanders are facing a manpower as I call it,” the Hudson Institute’s Luke
just at the moment isn’t landing, I think, shortage and have asked for more troops
and that’s what really is sort of underpin- for the front lines.
ning his sense of frustration, which was “They proposed to mobilize an addi-
very real,” Minton Beddoes added. tional 450,000 to 500,000 people,” Zel-
There are multiple explanations for ensky said. “This is a significant number.”
the failure of Ukraine’s counteroffensive Zelensky, who had high, if unrealis- We are not ready to
to turn the tide of battle in 2023: U.S. aid tic, hopes of winning the war in 2023, is give our freedom to
was too slow in coming, giving Russia too not making any sweeping predictions for
much time to fortify its defenses, Ukraine 2024 except to say there is no way he will this f***ing terrorist
lacked airpower and longer-range weap- negotiate with Putin, who has shown time Putin. That’s it.
ons that could cut supply lines, Ukrainian and time again he can’t be trusted. –Ukrainian President Zelensky

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Coffey said at the Atlantic Council event. Gen. Mick Ryan said in a recent podcast. or TAURUS would be able to reach ev-
“The Ukrainians are achieving amaz- “It is defensive, but only as a temporary ery square meter of Russian-occupied
ing things in the Black Sea. I think the position while the Russians are attrited, Ukraine,” retired Lt. Gen. Ben Hodges,
latest number is 21 ships of the Black Sea their drone and missile attacks defeated, former commanding general of the U.S.
Fleet have been destroyed or damaged. and the Ukrainians rebuild their strength Army Europe, posted on X, formerly
Many of the ships have moved out of for a larger and more capable offensive in known as Twitter. “No Russian HQ or
Crimea, and the shipping lanes are open 2025.” rocket launcher or ammunition storage
for grain exports to the global South,” Still, Zelensky wants 2024 to be the site would be safe. No Russian ship would
Coffey said. year the Russians are forced to abandon be safe. It’s only our lack of political will
“All these things are made possible by Crimea, the strategic peninsula Putin ille- that stops this.”
the weapons that the West is providing gally annexed in 2014. “After ten years of war with every
combined with Ukraine’s ingenuity, cre- Ukraine has already made the Crimean advantage, Russia controls only 18% of
ativity, and boldness.” port of Sevastopol untenable for Russian Ukraine, has failed to achieve air supe-
Zaluzhny, Zelensky’s top wartime gen- warships with its drone and missile at- riority, its Black Sea Fleet is retreating
eral, advocates shifting to what he calls tacks — dropping a section of the 12-mile- from Sevastopol, over 330K killed and
“positional warfare,” which emphasizes long Kerch Bridge, the critical supply link wounded, and they are begging North
defensive operations, along with more between Crimea and Russia, could do the Korea for ammunition,” Hodges noted.
drones, electronic warfare, anti-artillery same for the whole peninsula. “Who’s losing?” ★
capabilities, and de-mining equipment to “Russia has to know that for us, this
maintain the initiative and avoid falling in is a military object,” Zelensky said in Jamie McIntyre is the Washington Exam-
a long war, which would play to Russia’s his Economist interview, but he insists iner’s senior writer on defense and national
advantage. he needs longer-range weapons such as security. His morning newsletter, “Jamie
It’s a strategy that should not be seen American ATACMS or German Taurus McIntyre’s Daily on Defense,” is free and
as “an acceptance of an inevitable Rus- missiles. available by email subscription at
sian victory,” retired Australian army Maj. “Ukraine armed with ATACMS and/ dailyondefense.com.

January 16-23, 2024 Washington Examiner 33


WASHINGTON BRIEFING

CAMPAIGN

Rocky
Mountain
try
GOP Rep.
Lauren Boebert
seeks reelection
on the other
side of Colorado
By David Mark

I
t’s a five-hour, 350-mile drive from and former member of the Aspen City tiring after eight years. Voters there would
Rifle, Colorado, where Rep. Lauren Council, is running again, with Colorado’s have backed Trump over Biden 58% to
Boebert once owned and ran the congressional primaries on June 25. 39.%. So, winning the Republican prima-
Second Amendment-themed Shoot- Boebert made a name for herself na- ry is all that matters to nab the open seat.
ers Grill restaurant, to the small mu- tionally soon after joining Congress three The next five months will test how
nicipality of Holyoke, in the state’s years ago. Her controversies included much of a desire there is by voters for
northeastern corner. Boebert is betting resisting mask and vaccine mandates in Boebert’s brand of performative politics.
the political distance isn’t so vast. the House chamber, which earned her a Several prominent Republicans also are
Boebert, a high-profile House Re- $500 fine from the House Ethics Com- seeking their party’s nod. That includes
publican and one of former President mittee. She set off metal detectors at the Mara Bailey, a former congressional aide;
Donald Trump’s staunchest defenders entrance to the House floor by refusing to former state Sen. Ted Harvey; state Rep.
in Congress, is leaving the Pueblo area part with her gun, causing a dispute with Richard Holtorf; Weld County Council-
and Western Slope 3rd Congressional Capitol Police. Boebert also amplified man Trent Leisy; state House Minority
District. She’s moving clear cross-state, Trump’s baseless election fraud claims, Leader Mike Lynch; businessman and
running for reelection in the eastern Col- tweeting that “today is 1776” on the day former congressional aide Chris Phel-
orado and Denver exurbs 4th Congres- of the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol. Dem- an; and Logan County Commissioner
sional District, effectively trying to trade ocrats seethed at Boebert’s behavior and Jerry Sonnenberg, who previously was
a conservative-leaning yet increasingly have an even longer bill of particulars a member of both chambers in the state
purplish district straddling Colorado’s about her outrages, which they deem un- legislature.
WASHINGTON EXAMINER ILLUSTRATION; J. SCOT T APPLEWHITE/AP

entire western state line, with Utah, for becoming a member of Congress. Each rival candidate to Boebert brings
a deep-red constituency whose deep-red Yet Boebert’s political prospects took his or her own MAGA-esque credentials
politics more mirror those of neighboring on a more dire tone after a September in- to the Republican primary. And the bulk
Kansas and Nebraska. cident in which she was escorted out of of them have held public office for years
Boebert, first elected to the House in a Denver performance of Beetlejuice for in the region.
2020 after upsetting a 10-year incumbent vaping, groping her companion, and gen- As for Democrat Frisch back in the
in the Republican primary, is moving after erally causing a disturbance. Social media 3rd Congressional District, his candidacy
seeming to wear out her welcome in west- and late-night comics ran wild with jokes could go a couple of ways. It’s still pos-
ern Colorado. In 2022, she beat Demo- about Boebert’s “hands-on” brand of pol- sible Frisch could win. After all, Frisch
cratic rival Adam Frisch 50.1% to 49.%, or itics and the like. raised a ton of money, and even if his
546 votes out of more than 327,000 cast. fundraising doesn’t continue at strato-
That in a district where in 2020 Trump A NEW CONSTITUENCY spheric levels now that Boebert’s out of
would have beaten President Joe Biden The 4th Congressional District seat is the race, he’ll still have the necessary re-
52.9% to 44.7%. Frisch, a businessman open because Rep. Ken Buck (R-CO) is re- sources to wage a competitive race.

34 Washington Examiner January 16-23, 2024


Moreover, while the congressional lican candidates in the 3rd Congressional California’s top law enforcement officer,
district has a distinct Republican tilt, it’s District include state Rep. Ron Hanks and made him a Sacramento-region resident,
not insurmountable. The district also attorney Jeff Hurd, who had jumped into and he won an open House seat in 2004.
includes several Denver suburbs and ex- the nomination fight even before Boebert But like much of California, the dis-
urbs, which are growing increasingly blue. picked up and left the district. trict was becoming bluer, and Lungren
“Adam is running to make sure his dis- lost reelection in 2012. Yet he had set an
trict has real representation in Congress. INCUMBENT DISTRICT SWITCHERS example, followed by a longer period of
We’re going to help him finish the job and Boebert’s move is a rare example of an electoral success from Rep. Tom McClin-
put the House back to work for the Amer- incumbent lawmaker moving clear across tock (R-CA). Elected to the California
ican people, not political extremists,” the state to run in a different district. Some State Assembly at age 26 in 1982, rep-
Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (D-WA) House incumbents have run elsewhere in resenting a then-conservative-leaning
posted on X, formerly Twitter, on Dec. 28. their regions when new maps came into swath of territory northwest of Los Ange-
And another 2024 Democratic House being due to redistricting, usually in years les, primarily in Ventura County, McClin-
candidate, Will Rollins, running in the starting with “2” after once-in-a-decade tock became a prominent conservative in
inland Southern California 41st Congres- Census Bureau figures are released. California.
sional District, told the Washington Ex- Rep. Pete Sessions (R-TX) did so McClintock had a second Assembly
aminer in an interview that Frisch was a ahead of the 2002 election cycle. Af- stint in the late 1990s and moved up to
model for others challenging Republican ter the 2000 census made the then-5th the state Senate for eight years. In be-
opponents. Rollins credited Frisch with Congressional District, in suburban Dal- tween, he lost a series of races, first for
coining the term “Angertainment” about las, slightly more Democratic, he moved the House, in 1992, followed by statewide
right-win provocateurs in the House, to the newly created 32nd District. He bids for controller (twice), lieutenant gov-
such as Boebert and Reps. Marjorie Tay- easily prevailed in that new district, in ernor, and in the 2003 California guber-
lor Greene (R-GA) and Matt Gaetz (R-FL). redder parts of the Dallas area, and has natorial recall election.
Still, Frisch could wind up like the spent most of the rest of the past 20 years But a new political opportunity arose
would-be 2014 challenger to then-Rep. as a House member. in 2008, when the incumbent Republican
Michele Bachmann (R-MN). Bachmann, The closest analogy to Boebert’s move House member in a northeastern Califor-
like Boebert, was a telegenic conservative is Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart (R-FL), first nia district retired after 18 years. McClin-
female House member with a knack for elected in 2002. tock ran for, and won, the seat, about 300
drawing national attention. Bachmann In February 2010, he jumped to a miles north of the district McClintock
became a Tea Party-era star about half- neighboring South Florida district be- represented in the state Senate. Today,
way through her 2007-15 House tenure ing vacated by his brother, retiring Rep. McClintock represents the upper Central
as Republicans won a majority in the Lincoln Diaz-Balart. Unlike Rep. Mario Valley and Sierra Nevada foothills 5th
chamber. Diaz-Balart’s old 25th Congressional Congressional District.
But Bachmann flew too close to the District, the 21st Congressional District Further up the West Coast, Gov. Jay
sun politically. Bachmann’s Minnesota had long been considered the Miami Inslee (D-WA) once turned electoral de-
voter support wilted in the northern and area’s most Republican seat. No oth- feat into a chance at starting over polit-
western Minneapolis exurbs 6th Con- er party even fielded a candidate when ically. As a state representative in 1992,
gressional District, which she’d first been filing closed on April 30, 2010, handing Inslee won the then-4th Congressional
elected to represent in 2006. Wealthy Diaz-Balart the seat. He hasn’t had a District, based in the central-eastern part
Democratic local businessman Jim tough race since and now is the most se- of the state. But he lost reelection in the
Graves jumped in the 2014 race after her nior member of Florida’s congressional 1994 “Republican Revolution” after a sin-
2012 bid for the Republican nomination delegation. gle, two-year term.
flamed out. Democrats were high on his House members with two separate So, Inslee moved west to the Seattle
chances — until Bachmann, facing polit- stints in office sometimes represent area, nearly 150 miles from his home base
ical reality, quit the race. districts hundreds of miles apart. Take in the city of Yakima. Inslee ran a much
That ended the raison d’être for former Rep. Dan Lungren (R-CA), who bluer district and beat a Republican in-
Graves’s candidacy. His support from represented a Long Beach-based district cumbent. Inslee easily held the seat until
House Democrats’ campaign arm dried in Southern California from 1979-89. resigning from the House seven months
up. He was gone by the end of May 2013. After eight years as attorney general and before the 2012 Washington gubernato-
Tom Emmer went on to claim the seat, being the losing 1998 Republican guber- rial election. Inslee won easily and is set
and the nearly 10-year Republican con- natorial nominee, Lungren made a po- to retire from the governorship after the
gressman now is the House majority litical comeback in a Sacramento-area 2024 elections. ★
whip. House district that’s usually a six-hour
Frisch looks likely to finish out his or so drive from his old home. Lungren David Mark is managing editor of the
race over the next 9 1/2 months. Repub- said those years in state government, as Washington Examiner magazine.

January 16-23, 2024 Washington Examiner 35


WASHINGTON BRIEFING
President Biden
arrives at Detroit
Metropolitan Wayne
County Airport to
join striking United
Auto Workers on the
CONGRESS picket line, on Sept.
26, 2023, in Romulus,

Is Rep. Shri Mich. From left,


Rep. Rashida Tlaib,

Thanedar
D-Mich., United Auto
Workers President
Shawn Fain, Rep. Shri

a new lion Thanedar, D-Mich.,


and Michigan Lt. Gov.

of Detroit
Garlin Gilchrist.

head of hair. His career before politics showed up on his lawn in the wee hours
politics? was as a successful pharmaceutical test-
ing entrepreneur.
one morning. A party that he attended in
December dissolved into fisticuffs.
Thanedar’s support Thanedar ran in a crowded field for “[Protesters] created a situation of vio-
the Democratic nomination for Michigan lence where innocent party goers, including
for Israel’s military governor in 2018, making little headway. elderly people, were injured. Some serious-
action in Gaza He scaled back his ambitions and served
one term in the Michigan legislature be-
ly,” he posted on X on Dec. 17, adding, “I
love and value the First Amendment, and
stands in contrast to fore running for the House in 2022, from a encourage civil disagreement, but violence
district covering much of Detroit and the of any kind is unacceptable. And if these
Rep. Rashida Tlaib city’s southwestern suburbs. protestors think hurting senior citizens at
By Jeremy Lott In Thanedar’s bid for Congress, he a Christmas party is going to win people
again contended in a crowded Democrat- over to their side, they are very mistaken.”

I
ic primary. Thanedar emerged with the Against Thanedar’s steadfast support
n sports and politics, the past year nomination from the 13th Congressional for Israel, fellow Democratic Rep. Rashida
has brought a few surprising results District and won the seat with just over Tlaib of Michigan’s neighboring Detroit
from the Motor City. The Detroit 71% of the vote. That seat has historically and western suburbs 12th Congressional
Lions are good this season, and a gone to black candidates, which appears to District makes quite the contrast. While
freshman Democratic congressman have engendered some resentment among Thanedar’s moral fortitude and strategic
has been bucking a large faction of fellow Democrats in the region. thinking in support of Israel in trying times
his party over some aspects of identity So far, Thanedar’s politics have been has made him like the winning Lions of pro
politics and support for Israel. those of a typical progressive Democrat. football, Tlaib, to keep the sports analogy
The Lions are enjoying their first tru- He pushed for a $15 minimum wage, going, is more like the NBA’s moribund De-
ly great season in quite a few years. The co-sponsored the Medicare for All Act, and troit Pistons.
team used to battle for the worst place in wants an assault weapons ban and feder- The once-storied franchise won NBA
the NFL. In the 2008-09 season, the team al laws to support abortion. There is one championships in 1989, 1990, and 2004,
went 0-16. In the 2021-22 season, they only issue that has set him at odds with many but has had mostly losing seasons from
won three games. Now, they appear to have progressives, especially those in Michigan, the 2008-09 season on. This season, the
turned a corner. however: his solid support for Israel fol- basketball team is 3-35, and endured a 28-
The Lions had a winning season in the lowing the Oct. 7 Hamas attacks. game losing streak, tied for the worst in
2022-23 season, but just barely, notch- “I stand shoulder to shoulder with the NBA history.
ing up nine wins and eight losses. In the Israeli people in condemning this recent Tlaib, for her part, has been censured by
2023-24 season, they had 12 wins to five attack by Hamas,” he posted on the day it the House of Representatives in a vote that
losses, and they aren’t done yet. Quarter- happened in an X post and hasn’t backed included 212 Republicans and 22 Demo-
backed by Jared Goff, the team closed out down since. A few days later, Thanedar crats “for promoting false narratives re-
the regular season with a 30-20 win over was filmed as one link in a chain of Mich- garding the October 7, 2023, Hamas attack
the Minnesota Vikings. The Lions won igan officials holding hands and dancing on Israel and for calling for the destruction
their division, now the NFC North, for the at a synagogue in a Detroit suburb. The of the State of Israel.”
first time since 1993 and could go as far as congressman also announced that he was Whether people think the censure vote
the Super Bowl. breaking ties with the Democratic Social- was just may hinge on what they think of
AP PHOTO/EVAN VUCCI

Another unlikely Detroit player of ists of America over the organization’s sup- the protest chant “from the river to the
sorts is Rep. Shri Thanedar (D-MI), an port for Hamas. sea,” which Tlaib, the House’s only Pales-
Indian immigrant and naturalized U.S. Thanedar’s support for Israel’s mili- tinian American member, has parroted.
citizen who looks much younger than his tary action in Gaza has been controversial The American Jewish Committee explains
68 years because of a surprisingly robust among many Michigan activists. Protesters the phrase’s origin and teases out its maxi-

36 Washington Examiner January 16-23, 2024


mally antisemitic interpretation. codes of conduct and should therefore be The divide between Thanedar and Tlaib
“‘From the River to the Sea, Palestine punished in a Dec. 5 congressional hearing, is not an ideological one, or at least not ide-
Will Be Free’ is a rallying cry for terrorist and they tried to duck the question. ology as it has functioned for much of the
groups and their sympathizers ... [includ- Rather than explain that many of their last century. If anything, Thanedar has a
ing] Hamas, which called for Israel’s de- students were too dull to understand what more progressive voting record than Tlaib.
struction in its original governing charter they were chanting, these heads of univer- The conservative Heritage Action report
in 1988 and was responsible for the Octo- sity said that discipline should be based card gives Tlaib a “session score” of 28%
ber 7, 2023, terror attack on Israeli civilians, on the “context” in which one called for and a “lifetime score” of 16% versus Tha-
murdering over 1,200 people in the single genocide. Many donors were furious. Two nedar’s current session score of 0%.
deadliest day for Jews since the Holo- of those three school presidents are now But Israel is emerging as a wedge issue
caust,” the AJC writes on its website. ex-presidents. in American politics. And it is far from cer-
The AJC adds that the phrase “is also a In addition to her unfortunate wa- tain how it will play out in Michigan, the
common call-to-arms for pro-Palestinian ter-based sloganeering, Tlaib also blamed U.S. state with the highest Arab Ameri-
activists, especially student activists on Israel for shelling a hospital in the Gaza can population. Like Thanedar, President
college campuses. It calls for the estab- Strip. She refused to apologize when it Joe Biden has taken a reasonably stout
lishment of a State of Palestine from the became clear this hadn’t happened. She pro-Israel line since the Hamas attacks
Jordan River to the Mediterranean Sea, also accused President Joe Biden’s ad- in October. He has also taken a beating in
erasing the State of Israel and its people.” ministration of perpetuating “genocide” Michigan polling. This fluctuation could
A few observers have questioned itself by not demanding an Israel cease- be a coincidence, or it could be a portent
whether many of the young protesters fire in Gaza. She has taken jabs at Tha- of a less-than-winning political season to
who employ that phrase really understand nedar in the Detroit News for “posting come. ★
its full implications. Presidents of Harvard, memes” and “leaving his working-class
Penn, and MIT were asked whether calls communities across his district with no Jeremy Lott is a contributor for the
for “genocide” were against their schools’ real advocate.” Washington Examiner.

January 16-23, 2024 Washington Examiner 37


WASHINGTON BRIEFING

white house

Biden’s big
question:
Debate or
decline?
Presidential debates
have been an election
fixture since 1976, but
that may change in
2024 and beyond ing to debate his small field of intrapar- Hewitt in typical Trumpian fashion that
By Haisten Willis ty challengers, most notably Rep. Dean he’d “look forward” to facing Biden in 10
Phillips (D-MN), as have most presiden- debates rather than the traditional three.

P
tial incumbents during primary season. Democrats aren’t so sure.
resident Joe Biden may be Trump is different, at least in theory. Publicly stated concerns include the
weighing his own version of Booted from office in 2020, he’s run- fear that Trump will say or do something
the famous Hamlet question ning in an open primary, yet his status erratic during an appearance with Biden,
as fall approaches: to debate as a former president seeking a noncon- along with cautions against “platform-
or not to debate. secutive second term — unique within ing” views that most left-leaning voters
Since 1976, the answer to living memory — grants him a sort of view as extreme.
that question for every major party pres- semi-incumbency, which he’s used to “I was in the room for one of the de-
idential nominee has been “yes.” But there his advantage. bates in 2020,” Sen. Chris Coons (D-DE)
are rumblings from within the Democratic Trump polled at 55% on Aug. 20, ac- said. “The former president in no way at
Party that Biden should turn that prece- cording to the RealClearPolitics polling all respected the rules or the tradition or
dent on its head — particularly if his 2024 average, just before the first Republican decorum [of presidential debates]. ... It
Republican opponent is former President primary debate. Nearly a half-dozen was a disaster.”
Donald Trump. Trump-free debates later, he’s now poll- Coons cited Trump’s comments
“I would think twice about it,” Sen. Dick ing above 62%. about immigrants poisoning the blood
Durbin (D-IL) recently told the Hill. “[In But Trump insists he’s willing and eager of the nation, which the senator de-
2016] I watched him do outrageous things to go against Biden, telling radio host Hugh scribed as “hateful, fascist remarks,”
and say outrageous things. It’s just an op- as the kind of thing that should not be
portunity for him to display his extremism.” uttered on a debate stage.
There are prominent and recent ex- Neither the Biden nor Trump cam-
amples of politicians skipping debates paigns responded to questions from the
without damage, something that will I was in the room for Washington Examiner about whether
surely factor into Team Biden’s deci- one of the debates their candidate would agree to debates.
sion-making process. Despite Coons’s concerns about tradi-
One obvious parallel is that Trump
in 2020. The former tion and decorum, televised presidential
himself has skipped all GOP primary de- president in no way debates do not have as long of a history as
bates and has only seen his polling num- at all respected the some might assume. The first ones were
bers rise as a result. If debating doesn’t held in 1960, a famous episode featuring
help, why do it? rules or the tradition John F. Kennedy and Richard Nixon, after
There’s an old adage in politics that or decorum [of which some reports held that people who
presidential debates].
JULIO CORTEZ/AP

incumbents don’t debate, on the prem- listened on the radio thought Nixon won,
ise that doing so puts the challenger on while those who watched on TV favored
a level playing field with the champion in ... It was a disaster. Kennedy. A total of four Kennedy-Nixon
the eyes of voters. Biden himself is refus- –Sen. Chris Coons (D-DE) debates took place that year.

38 Washington Examiner January 16-23, 2024


Then-President Donald Trump and Democratic rival Joe Biden during the second and final presidential debate on Oct. 22, 2020.

Another 16 years passed before the danger-to-democracy arguments he’s president, along with their exceptionally
next general election presidential debate been making to say that appearing on- long tenures in the public eye, mean that
was held, and they have been a regular stage with him is too dangerous. most voters have little to learn from seeing
fixture since the 1976 election. The risk for Biden is twofold. One is the pair together onstage.
Changes in both technology and the that ducking debates could further no- “We all know Trump, we all know
political landscape may endanger the tions that Biden is too old and enfeebled Biden, so in one sense one may argue
three-debate format in 2024 and beyond, to handle the duties of the presidency. debates are less consequential than in
and not everyone thinks that’s a bad thing. The other is that it would undermine his prior years,” Boatright said.
“Refusing to participate in the pres- presentation as the candidate who re- What ultimately happens may come
idential debates would be one of the few spects traditions and norms in contrast down to who is leading in the polls over the
decisions Joe Biden has made since 2020 to the unhinged Trump. spring and summer. Biden currently trails
that I would endorse,” said William Voege- “Oddly enough, Biden, who’s running Trump in a number of swing states, which
li, a senior fellow at the Claremont Insti- as the guy who promises to be more like traditionally means he should be more ea-
tute. “America elected presidents without a normal politician, might look worse for ger to take the debate stage if that holds.
face-to-face debates from 1792 through threatening to skip a debate than Trump But Voegeli predicts that Biden may
1956. The evidence from 1960, and then would,” said Rob Boatright, director of decide not to debate this fall — and that
1976 through 2020, argues that the debates research for the National Institute for doing so won’t hurt him.
have done more harm than good.” Civil Discourse. “Debates are really one “[Biden’s] age and forensic lim-
Recent precedent showcases one of the few things that people expect in a itations are priced in at this point,”
path Biden may follow. presidential campaign.” Voegeli said. “He won in 2020 by run-
Gov. Katie Hobbs (D-AZ) refused to de- If debates do go the wayside, Boatright ning a basement campaign, and may
bate her Trump-tinged challenger, former said it’s hard to separate out whether ris- be able to win in 2024 by running a
news anchor Kari Lake, during her 2022 ing partisanship or changes in technology Rose Garden one. The press has been
campaign. While she took some heat for away from television and toward the inter- protective of him, and will likely be-
PATRICK SEMANSKY/AP

the decision, Hobbs emerged victorious. net played a bigger role in the shift. come even more so as Election Day
Biden faces some of the same issues One 2020 debate was canceled when approaches.” ★
as Hobbs. Trump is a former television Trump refused to go virtual after testing
star comfortable in front of a camera, positive for COVID-19. Otherwise, Trump Haisten Willis is a White House reporter
and Biden could potentially lean on the and Biden’s status as a former and current for the Washington Examiner.

January 16-23, 2024 Washington Examiner 39


Technology

There’s reason to fret about the FCC’s digital


discrimination rule for broadband subsidies
The details of how to distribute the federal funding
are hitting a partisan snag
By Jessica Melugin

H
eralded as a rare bipartisan
achievement, a spending bill
to expand internet access is
revealing devils in its details.
When Congress and Pres-
ident Joe Biden enacted $65
billion worth of broadband subsidies as
part of the 2021 bipartisan infrastructure
law, it also directed the Federal Com-
munications Commission to adopt new
rules to prevent “digital discrimination”
in the rollout of high-speed access. But
in crafting those new rules, the FCC’s
decision to go beyond banning “discrim-
inatory intent” on the part of providers
and instead prohibit “disparate impact”
on broadband adoption has revealed de- President Joe Biden speaks during an event about high-speed internet infrastructure
cidedly partisan cracks in the program’s in the East Room of the White House on June 26, 2023, in Washington.
implementation.
In the same year the legislation was man for implementing the $1.2 trillion M. Gomez released a statement say-
passed, the Pew Research Center found law, told reporters last year, “It is arguably ing, “As we make historic investments
that 23% of the public did not have ac- bigger than what happened in the New in our nation’s infrastructure that will
cess to a broadband connection at home. Deal, and I think it’s bigger than what impact generations to come, we must
Reasons for the so-called digital divide happened in the Eisenhower administra- prioritize digital equity.” In a lengthy
include geographic impediments and tion when they built the highway system.” dissenting statement, Republican Com-
socioeconomic hurdles. The issue came Harold Feld, senior vice president at missioner Brendan Carr called the rules
to the forefront of political agendas af- progressive think tank Public Knowl- “a framework that gives the FCC nearly
ter COVID-19 lockdowns pushed people edge, praised the bill and its prohibition limitless power to veto private sector de-
increasingly online. The gap is widely on discrimination, writing, “Congress cisions.” The rules were adopted along
believed to put those without home in- swiftly moved to fight digital redlining — party lines, with the three Democratic
ternet access at a disadvantage regarding the practice of broadband providers sys- commissioners approving and the two
learning, employment, and even health- temically underinvesting in communities Republican commissioners objecting.
care opportunities. of color and lower-income communities Previously, groups or individuals ac-
Citing the consensus in its legislation — by requiring the FCC to create rules cusing companies of violations would
that “a broadband connection and digital ending this behavior.” have to prove intentional discrimina-
literacy are increasingly critical to how in- While there was broad agreement for tion by providers to trigger a violation
dividuals participate in the society, econ- federal spending to close the digital di- of civil rights law. However, under the
EVAN VUCCI / AP PHOTO

omy and civil institutions of the United vide, the details of how to distribute the new rules, government or third-party
States,” Congress passed the spending bill funds, a task delegated to the FCC, are plaintiffs would only need to show that
that Biden signed into law on Nov. 15, 2021. hitting a partisan snag. different groups of people use the same
Former New Orleans Mayor Mitch Upon adoption of the rules last fall, services at different prices. This stems
Landrieu, until this month Biden’s point Democratic FCC Commissioner Anna from the inclusion of “income level”

40 Washington Examiner January 16-23, 2024


among the prohibited categories previ- sumers by ensuring that fewer companies Critics of the rules charge the new
ously limited to “race, ethnicity, color, provide broadband access and that the regulations will also allow the FCC to mi-
religion or national origin.” $65 billion Congress allocated, under the cromanage what should be private busi-
In December, a coalition of bipartisan infrastructure law, to expand ness decisions by broadband providers,
25 free-market and conservative groups broadband access goes less far.” He con- including fees and network management.
sent a letter to Congress warning of the tinued, “All of that means less broadband They think the 218 pages of new regula-
FCC’s statutory overreach in shifting the access at a higher price for consumers.” tions go beyond what Congress empow-
standard for violating the law. The letter ered the agency to do and urge lawmakers
cautioned that the move would incen- to rein in the proposal.
tivize a “shakedown of any telecommu- If Congress demurs, the rules will soon
nications company that tries to expand It is arguably bigger go into effect. The FCC will review con-
broadband services to any underserved than what happened sumer complaints through a new portal. If
areas under the threat of lawsuits.” The the agency finds violations, it can facilitate
groups claim this will “chill investment” in the New Deal, and mediation and issue fines to providers.
in new broadband infrastructure and I think it’s bigger Many telecom policy observers and legal
discourage participation from potential than what happened experts predict constitutional challenges to
providers in the Broadband Equity, Ac- the new rules to be brought to court. Those
cess, and Deployment, or BEAD, funding in the Eisenhower efforts jeopardize one of the Biden admin-
program, therefore leaving federal efforts administration when istration’s signature achievements headed
to close the digital divide unfulfilled.
Curt Levey, president of the conser-
they built the highway into a reelection year for the president. ★

vative nonprofit group Committee for system. Jessica Melugin is director of the Center
Justice, told the Washington Examiner –Former New Orleans Mayor Mitch for Technology & Innovation at the Com-
that the FCC’s approach will “harm con- Landrieu petitive Enterprise Institute.

January 16-23, 2024 Washington Examiner 41


Alaska Airlines N704AL, parked at a maintenance hanger in Portland, Ore. on Jan. 5th, 2024.

air travel

Boeing faces trouble after the


Alaska Airlines flight scare, forcing
the suspension of 737 planes
Airbus might receive a bit of a boost from Boeing’s misfortune
By Zachary Halaschak

B
oeing is facing some trouble operated by Alaska Airlines, which took might have gone wrong. The FAA acted
after a piece of one of their off from Portland, Oregon. Shortly into quickly and ordered inspections for cer-
planes was torn off during the flight, door plugs on the aircraft blew tain Boeing 737 Max 9 aircraft operated
takeoff, causing the federal out, causing phones and other items to be by U.S. airlines or on American territory.
CRAIG MITCHELLDYER/AP

government to ground doz- sucked outside of the plane. In total, some 171 airplanes will be affect-
ens of aircraft pending an Videos of the harrowing scene quick- ed by the grounding order.
investigation. ly spread on social media, with many “The FAA is requiring immediate in-
The incident in question occurred on expressing anxieties about flying in such spections of certain Boeing 737 Max 9
Jan. 5 and involved a Boeing 737 Max 9, planes and questioning where Boeing planes before they can return to flight,”

42 Washington Examiner January 16-23, 2024


FAA Administrator Mike Whitaker said. Photo released by the National Transportation Safety Board shows the Boeing 737
“Safety will continue to drive our de- Max 9 jetliner with a gaping hole where a panel used to plug an area reserved for
cision-making as we assist the NTSB’s an exit door blew out on Jan. 5, 2023.
investigation into Alaska Airlines Flight
1282.”
Boeing, which has faced blowback
in the past after other notable incidents
involving the 737 Max, felt the repercus-
sions as soon as markets opened on the
Monday following the Friday evening
incident.
Boeing shed as much as 8% of its total
value as the markets opened. As of Jan.
5, the company’s stock was still down
about 7% from before the incident, show-
ing that investors remain nervous about
what is to come for the aircraft and the
company.
Notably, companies downstream
of Boeing were also feeling the heat.
Suppliers of aircraft parts like Spirit
AeroSystems Holdings, Hexcel Corp.,
and Triumph Group all saw their stocks
tumble in the wake of the kerfuffle. The combined 346 deaths, and the in the same industry, so they face the
Jungho Suh, an assistant professor fact that both planes were Boeing 737 same issues with balancing safety and
at the George Washington University Max variants, prompted groundings of profitability.
School of Business, told the Washing- the aircraft across the globe. Boeing stock As videos of the Alaska Airlines inci-
ton Examiner that this adds to a string dropped at the time. dent circulate on social media, it might
of misfortunes involving the aircraft in Suh said he thinks that Boeing needs give some customers pause when picking
question. to take a step back given the most recent out flights. For instance, they might try to
For instance, back in 2018, a Lion Air incident and reevaluate how it approach- avoid flights that are operated using the
flight in Indonesia crashed shortly after es safety and its overall business model. 737 Max, although Suh pointed out that
takeoff, killing all 189 people on board. Suh said that the most important thing the volume of such planes and limited op-
Just months later, in March 2019, an Boeing can do right now is prioritize safe- tions make picking and choosing tricky.
Ethiopian Airlines flight crashed minutes ty, and in the long run that would improve “There are not many players in the
after takeoff and also killed everyone on shareholder value. business,” Suh said.
the plane. “Based on the track record of these Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun said
Boeing incidents, it couldn’t be more during a town hall staff meeting this week
imperative that the company changes that a panel blowout “can never happen
high-level management approaches,” he again.” He also vowed that the company
said. “Their passengers’ lives depend on is going to approach it “with 100% and
their product and business model.” complete transparency every step of the
Based on the track Airbus is Boeing’s main competitor. way.”
record of these Boeing While Boeing has seen its stock price fall “I got kids, I got grandkids, and so do
incidents, it couldn’t be
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD/AP

over the past several days, Airbus has you. This stuff matters. Everything mat-
reaped positive gains from the situation. ters, every detail,” Calhoun said. “I know
more imperative that Airbus’s stock popped immediately after I’m preaching to the choir here, this isn’t
the company changes markets opened on Monday, and as of a lecture, not by any stretch. It’s nothing
high-level management Jan. 10 was up nearly 4.4% in the past
five days alone.
more than a reminder of the seriousness
with which we have to approach our
approaches. Suh said that, from a short-term per- work.” ★
–Jungho Suh, assistant professor at the spective, Airbus might receive a bit of a
George Washington University School boost from Boeing’s misfortune. Still, he Zachary Halaschak is an economics
of Business noted that both Airbus and Boeing are reporter for the Washington Examiner.

January 16-23, 2024 Washington Examiner 43


BUSINESS

TIANA’S TAKE
these pirate ships into fish food as deter-
rence. The obvious lack thereof so far is
indeed becoming an increasing threat to

What did y’all think global matters of global prosperity.


Considering that 15% of all seaborne
prosperity and free trade meant? trade traverses the Red Sea and 30%
of global container ship volume passes
Vibes? Papers? Essays? through the Suez Canal, the econom-
ic losses wrought by Western weakness
in response to Houthi aggression could
mount to the tens of billions of dollars.

W
Already, the price of container shipping
h
‌‌ en Hamas massacred the Middle East but also to prevent ag- between Asia and Europe has about tri-
some 1,200 soldiers and gression elsewhere in the world, includ- pled, and Drewry’s World Container Index
civilians in Israel, Jew ing deterring the Chinese from invading is up a shocking 61% for the start of the
haters here at home Taiwan. But as a matter of pure self-in- year. Given the basic geography of Houthi
took to social media to terest, America and its allies must make attacks on ships in the Bab-el-Mandeb
celebrate the terrorists, that point especially clear to the broader Straight, running between Yemen to the
branding what became the most deadly Middle East, particularly the parts that east and the African continent to the west,
day of antisemitic violence since the Ho- comprise the epicenter of global shipping, it’s easy to see how.
locaust mere “decolonization.” which is under increasing control by the Take the route between Rotterdam
“What did y’all think decolonization medieval pirates in Yemen also known and Singapore. While passing through
meant?” New York-based writer Najma as the Hamas- and Iran-allied Houthis. the Suez Canal takes an average of 26 days
Sharif wrote in an X post that has since There’s a reason why the U.S.-led alli- and 8,500 nautical miles, avoiding the Red
garnered 100,000 likes. “Vibes? papers? ance with the United Kingdom, Australia, Sea and instead sailing around the Cape
essays? losers.” Bahrain, Canada, Denmark, Greece, the of Good Hope takes 36 days and nearly
Now that the United States has toler- Netherlands, Norway, Singapore, and 10 12,000 nautical miles, which the Council
ated nearly four months of those same anonymous allies is called “Operation on Foreign Relations estimated requires
terrorist toadies shutting down every Prosperity Guardian,” not “Operation an extra $1 million just in additional fuel
road, bridge, and airport entrance they Democracy Guardian.” costs.
can find in protest of America’s assis- Since about a week after the Oct. 7 Sinking the Houthi fleet isn’t a mere
tance in Israel’s counteroffensive, it would Hamas attacks on Israel, the Iranian-fund- matter of standing with Israel. Rather, it’s
be wise to remind these TikTok-loving, ed Houthis have deployed missiles and the only way to restore the global supply
fast-food-eating, fast-fashion-wearing unmanned aerial vehicles on both south- chain that has formed the backbone of
terrorists-in-training that the might of ern Israel and international shipping. At the post-world order and avoid the sort
the American military is not just a matter press time, the Houthis have launched a of inflation that spun out of Russia’s war
of aiding our allies. But rather: What did total of 26 attacks on commercial shipping on Ukraine.
they think global prosperity, free trade, lanes, with Operation Prosperity Guard- Recall that the entire global trade in-
and two-day shipping for the latest junk ian successfully shooting down ballistics. frastructure was developed out of the
trending on social media meant? Vibes? But the U.S. and the rest of the West 1944 Bretton Woods Agreement, which
Papers? Essays? have refused to shoot down Houthi ships laid the groundwork for the Internation-
The U.S. has obvious long-term stra- altogether, and given the havoc wreaked al Monetary Fund, International Trade
tegic interests in aiding the Israelis, not on global markets, it’s high time that Op- Organization, and World Bank, and that
just to help our only diplomatic ally in eration Prosperity Guardian starts turning new world order was firmly enforced by
the enormous military might of the win-
Photo released by the Houthi Media Center shows Houthi forces boarding the cargo ners of World War II in general and the
ship Galaxy Leader in the Red Sea on Sunday, Nov. 19, 2023. U.S. military in particular.
It’s true that the West can effective-
ly deploy the soft power of icing out our
enemies from favorable multilateral trade
deals, and if our adversaries continue to
run afoul of our standards, harder pow-
er can include slapping offending powers
with sanctions or tariffs. Yet the final bul-
wark, or the hardest power the U.S. must
HOUTHI MEDIA CENTER/AP

deploy, is military force to ensure global


trade is not disrupted. ★

Tiana Lowe Doescher is an economics


columnist for the Washington Examiner.

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Long Life Every decade has its dangers, P. 54
Sports The leave-no-corner-uncut champions, P. 55
On Culture A breakout opera star is an occasion to rethink the whole artform, P. 52

Also: Harry Truman vs. modern art  As goes IBM, so goes the USA?  Earth over time  The return of the rumpled spy

Sidney Sweeney
and Glen Powell
in Anyone But You.
BROOK RUSHTON/SONY PICTURES

“[Sydney Sweeney] recognizes that the key to a good film is sex appeal
and chemistry”
Kara Kennedy, P. 50

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the Cold War as well as an overview of Soon after the Look story came out,
modern art in America, beginning with Truman purchased The Peacemakers for
Alfred Stieglitz, a photographer who the White House. This 1868 realistic por-
made taking pictures into an art. Stieg- trait by George P.A. Healy depicted Abra-
litz opened a gallery for artistic photo- ham Lincoln in a strategy session with
graphs in New York and included works advisers, suggesting, according to Algeo,
of modernistic art. He introduced many that Truman was unable to appreciate
avant-garde European artists to the U.S. the more cultured modernists.
BOOKS and first brought Picasso and his art to Truman was a farmer. He had been
the United States in 1911. He was married rejected from West Point because of
How Harry to painter Georgia O’Keeffe. poor eyesight and had endured a string

Truman Came to Algeo delves into the contention


between those promoting modern art
of business failures. After he joined
Missouri’s Democratic Party, he rose in

Own a Picasso and those discrediting it. Critics called


Picasso’s Standing Female Nude a glori-
power, becoming a judge and a senator,
then vice president. But he felt anxious
fied fire escape. They also panned New when Franklin Delano Roosevelt died,
By Diane Scharper
York’s 1913 Armory Show, which in- and he inherited issues of U.S. domestic
spired artists as well as free verse poets and foreign policy including the closing

H arry Truman excelled at piano les- like William Carlos Williams. One of its
sons, and at a young age, he memo- best-known pieces, Nude Descending a
rized numerous sonatas by Beethoven, Staircase by Marcel Duchamp, was paro-
chapters of World War II.
Yet his years in office from 1945 to
1953 were successful. He ended World
Chopin, and Mozart. Years later, Truman died as “The Rude Descending the Stair- War II and established a strong foreign
jokingly said, “My choice early in life was case (Rush Hour at the Subway).” policy, halting communism in Turkey
either to be a piano player in a whore- The American Artists Professional and Greece, initiating the Marshall Plan,
house or a politician. … And to tell the League and other conservative artists NATO, and the Berlin Airlift. He was also
truth, there’s hardly any difference.” spurned modern art and attempted to a strong leader in his domestic policies.
One of many telling quotes in Mat- keep it out of museums, while the mod- He desegregated the armed forces, estab-
thew Algeo’s breezy new history, When ernists fought back with programs like lished the CIA and the Defense Depart-
Harry Met Pablo: Truman, Picasso, and the Gallery on Wheels, which brought ment, committed U.S. forces to Korea,
the Cold War Politics of modern art to military and contained the war.
Modern Art, the words hospitals until govern- Algeo paints Truman’s accomplish-
suggest Truman’s down- ment funding was can- ments with broad strokes. If one wants
to-earthiness and lack of celed. The Advancing a more detailed account of the former
polish. They also bring to American Art movement president, Algeo recommends the 1,120-
mind Truman’s esteem for promoted U.S. modern page Pulitzer Prize-winning biography
classical art and by exten- art in the Americas and Truman by historian David McCullough.
sion, his disdain for mod- Europe. But funding was But Algeo finds it hard to believe that
ernism, the backstory of terminated because some McCullough had nothing to say about
Algeo’s latest. in Congress considered the time when Harry and Bess Truman
Algeo has published modern art ugly, saying it along with their friends, Sam and Doro-
several books like this did not portray American thy Rosenman, spent the day with Pablo
one. Part travelogue, part scenes in a positive light Picasso and his young paramour. As he
history, he follows the and therefore had a com- notes, “none of Picasso’s or Truman’s
footsteps of a VIP and munist connection. many biographies have discussed the
visits the same towns and When Harry Met Look magazine pub- meetings at any length … McCullough’s
Pablo, Truman,
the same attractions as his Picasso, and the lished an article with the magisterial and megasized Truman
subject. In his 2009 book, Cold War Politics headline, “Your Money doesn’t mention it at all.”
Harry Truman’s Excellent of Modern Art Bought These Paintings,” Algeo provides interesting (though
Adventure: The True Story By Matthew Algeo that included Yasuo Kuni- sometimes extraneous) glimpses into
Chicago Review Press yoshi’s Circus Girl Rest- Truman’s itinerary. There’s a discur-
of a Great American Road
256 pp., $28.99
Trip, for example, Algeo re- ing. The Chicago Tribune sive recounting of Truman’s visit to the
cords the 2,500-mile drive described it as a “beefy Matisse Chapel of the Rosary in Vence,
that the Trumans took in their Chrysler female in a state of undress” with leer- France, for example, which although
in 1953 after he left office. ing eyes. The Washington Post called it it could be a book in itself, never quite
In the new book, Algeo covers Tru- “the product of an Easter Islander after feels in place here. Algeo also provides
man’s life and opinions, beginning with a bad night.” According to Truman, Cir- an overly long discussion of cruise ships
his Missouri childhood and ending with cus Girl Resting was created by an art- in the late 1950s because the Trumans
Truman’s visit to Europe and his meet- ist who stood off from the portrait and sailed to Europe by way of the cruise
ing with Pablo Picasso. Algeo includes a threw paint at it. “If that’s art, then I’m a ship Independence since Bess was afraid
quick look at midcentury America and Hottentot,” he said. of airplane travel.

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BOOKS

I, For One,
Welcome Our
Old Computer
Overlords
By Derek Robertson

W riting in 2018 — at possibly, or


perhaps hopefully, the zenith
of the reformist social revolution that
has remolded American institutions
over the past decade — New York Times
columnist Ross Douthat posed a wist-
ful counterfactual to the decline of the
WASP establishment, speculating about
how they might have kept “piety and
discipline embedded in the culture of a
place like Harvard, rather than the mix of
performative self-righteousness and raw
ambition that replaced them.”
Although Harvard is, by default, near
the center of any discussion about the
ethos of the American elite, his invoca-
tion of it now seems prescient consider-
ing the recent ouster of the university’s
president, Claudine Gay, for failing to
abide by its barest academic standards.
For all the nuclear-grade soporific folde-
rol that surrounds the role of vaguely de-
Former President Harry S. Truman shakes hands with artist Pablo Picasso fined social forces such as “wokeness” or
during a meeting in Vallauris, France, on June 11, 1958. racism in Gay’s firing, the episode resur-
faces an extremely basic question at the
heart of American identity: What kind of
person is fit to rule us?
Finally, on June 11, 1958, the retired sophisticated and highly respected ar- In The Greatest Capitalist Who Ever
U.S. president and an aging Spanish artist biter of taste. The other, though he had Lived: Tom Watson Jr. and the Epic Story
shook hands beside the doorway of Pote- occupied the White House, could be an of How IBM Created the Digital Age, au-
rie Madoura, the ceramic studio in France uncouth bumpkin. thor Ralph Watson McElvenny, with co-
where Picasso created his ceramics, one Ultimately, Picasso had no love for writer Marc Wortman, provides a simple
of which he gave to Truman. Picasso met Truman, and the feeling was mutual. answer: his grandfather.
the Truman party even though he disliked Truman saw modern artists as char- OK, it’s a bit more complicated than
company. He also disliked Truman’s dis- latans and their art as fraudulent. He that. McElvenny, the son of Watson’s
paraging remarks about modern art. (One called it “ham and eggs” art, saying, “I daughter Jeannette, enlists the journal-
of these remarks had come at MoMA, dislike Picasso and all the moderns — ist and historian Wortman to assist him
whose founding director, Alfred Barr, ar- they are lousy. Any kid could take an in painting a portrait of the seeming
ranged the Truman-Picasso meeting.) egg and a piece of ham and make more uber-WASP, a silver-haired midcentury
The two men were both in their 70s understandable pictures,” and as Algeo business titan who rubbed elbows with
COURTESY OF THE TRUMAN LIBRARY

but couldn’t be more different, Algeo portrays him in this congenial history, presidents and potentates, sailed and
writes. Picasso was the preeminent mod- Truman, although he kept the souvenir skied his way across the globe, and left a
ern artist of the 20th century. Truman from Picasso, never did change his mind deep personal imprint on the company
saw modern art as “the vaporings (sic) about the quality of his art. that defined 20th-century computing.
of half-baked lazy people.” One painted Hagiographic as the book might in-
Guernica, acclaimed for its profundity as Diane Scharper is a poet and critic. She evitably be, it does present a perhaps
an anti-war statement. The other used teaches the Memoir Seminar for the Johns unintentionally sophisticated portrait
the atomic bomb on Japan. One was a Hopkins University Osher Institute. of how the beliefs and preferences of

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American elites are formed, a strange sparked a lifelong interest in Soviet af- have consulted the smartest people he
hydra of inspirational C-suite biography, fairs that would culminate in a short stint could find, gotten management consen-
technological history, and Balzacian so- as President Jimmy Carter’s ambassador sus, built loyalty from the bottom up, and
cial portraiture. For Watson was not to the Soviet Union. with another bold 360-type bet or bets,
your textbook WASP. Rather than an Upon returning from the war, Watson ensured IBM stayed on top at the fore-
unbroken chain of sons and daughters put those newfound qualities to use in front,” he writes. In other words, if my
of the Revolution, he was the progeny climbing the IBM corporate ladder, in grandpa had been there, it wouldn’t have
of a self-made man of the Gilded Age, a which he rebelled against his father by gone down like it did.
former traveling salesman who swore off embodying the modest, austere values It’s impossible to prove McElvenny’s
alcohol (and later, Ford-like, forbid IBM of the WASP establishment of which, counterfactual, but one doesn’t have to
employees from its consumption) after although he shared its inherited wealth, look far for examples of today’s leaders’
his horse, buggy, and wares were stolen he was decidedly not part. He succeeded shortcomings. The heads of our cur-
during a bender at a saloon. his father as IBM’s president in the early rent tech behemoths reap profits that
Watson Sr., here referred to as T.J., 1950s, and the gilded portraits came would have been unimaginable, and
was a quintessential only-in-America down. He aggressively cut his own pay likely unseemly, to Watson by churning
entrepreneur, transforming IBM from a in the style of WASP paragon and fellow out products and services that amount
record-keeping firm on life support to a postwar business-do-gooder George to little more than distraction or make-
prewar tech dynamo through sheer force Romney, something Watson’s father work engines. Elon Musk, the closest
of will (and a few borderline-monopo- would never have even considered. The cousin to the kind of personalized rule
listic business practices). He plastered IBM songbooks were closed. and dynamic risk-taking the Watsons
the walls of IBM offices with portraits The book’s narrative hinges on the embodied, hardly shares their sense of
of himself and quite literally forced his risky but ultimately successful rollout of social responsibility, whether embodied
employees to sing his praises, as McEl- the System/360 line of mainframe com- as Watson Sr.’s fogey-ish paternalism or
venny and Wortman quote from the puters, which the authors note has been Jr.’s civic-minded noblesse oblige.
“Songs of the IBM” hymnal with a not- cited as one of the most successful prod- And then there’s the rest of the es-
quite-bemused detachment (“The name uct launches of all time, along with the tablishment, encompassing politics and
of T.J. Watson means a courage none can Model T and Boeing’s 707. They admit academia. McElvenny’s book closes
stem / And we feel honored to be here to Watson’s shortcomings — a depressive, with the charmingly out-of-fashion as-
toast the IBM”). This gauche self-regard unpredictable temper, a troubled family sertion that Watson’s “greatest legacy
and overweening paternalism revolted life, and a fumbled planning of his own was showing that there is no conflict
the young Watson Jr., who succession that led to ma- between what I would call humane capi-
raged against his father jor stumbles for IBM in the talism and profit.” Intentionally or not, it
and flamed out of a per- 1990s — but the book’s echoes David Leonhardt’s call for a more
functory effort as an IBM tone is ultimately rever- “democratic capitalism” in his recent
salesman. ent, deeply respectful, and book Ours Was the Shining Future, seek-
Luckily for Watson, a even defensive. The latter ing a middle ground between rapacious
morally reformative ex- is most readily apparent in venture capitalism and the de rigeur
perience was right around their refutation of claims techno-pessimism of writers like the
the corner in World War from the author Edwin historian Jill Lepore — whose 2020 dys-
II. Watson served as an Black that IBM technol- topian history If Then placed IBM near,
aide-de-camp for Maj. ogy directly enabled the if not at, the origin of America’s modern
Gen. Follett Bradley, who Holocaust. McElvenny ills, never mind the fact that the Watsons
directed the U.S. lend- and Wortman note that were uncharacteristically staunch liber-
lease program to Soviet both the United States als for their class, pioneering industrial
Russia, helping to turn the Holocaust Memorial Mu- desegregation and combating McCar-
tide on the Eastern front. The Greatest seum and historians of the thyism and nuclear proliferation.
Although Watson’s name Capitalist Who Ever census have said Black’s Ironically, that hubristic certainty
surely helped ensure he Lived: Tom Watson Jr. most maximal claims are about the root causes of American dys-
wasn’t directly in the line and the Epic Story of technologically impossible. function mirrors the vices of which Wat-
How IBM Created the
of Nazi fire, he couldn’t Digital Age In a personal epilogue, son and his generation stand accused by
lean on it, for example, to By Ralph Watson McElvenny makes an argu- their modern critics. Oppressive, top-
configure a 56,000-pound McElvenny and ment that echoes Douthat: down governance; an insular set of social
bomber for a safe air trek Marc Wortman If Watson, or at least some- rituals and expectations whose violation
from Siberia to Nome or PublicAffairs one sharing his ethos, had merits censure or exile; fetishization of
592 pp., $32.50
pilot it across the Atlantic kept his hand on the wheel meritocratic credentials: What else, if
with no gauges or navi- at IBM, the firm might anything, could Claudine Gay and her
gation. In McElvenny and Wortman’s have maintained its status as one of the defenders share with their imagined
telling, Watson’s war experience gave world’s leading technology companies Watsons, or Bushes, or Rockefellers? The
him both confidence and a procedural instead of ceding it to successors like writer Helen Andrews argued in a 2016
competence he previously lacked and Microsoft or Google. “He would likely essay that the current generation of pro-

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gressive elites is inherently stymied in overlooked theme in global history.” change. This is obviously true of the
their capacity to rule fairly by their very Finally, Frankopan’s third objective was post-Cold War phenomenon we call by
political beliefs, that is to say, their re- to recount the tale of man’s “interaction the term “globalization,” which Franko-
fusal to admit that they are rulers. with the natural world over millennia pan characterizes as “by far the most in-
In telling his grandfather’s story, and to look at how” we have exploited tensive period of commercial exchange
McElvenny and Wortman have, at the and transformed the environment to our and integration” ever. But it is no less
very least, unearthed an example of the will, “for good and for ill.” true of 19th-century European imperial-
material, nonsymbolic victories that Frankopan’s effort is a valiant one. He ism, the Columbian exchange, the steppe
might be achieved once that admission wields an impressive array of evidence, empires of Eurasia, all the way back to
is made. including the sorts of literary and docu- Sumer.
mentary sources one expects to find in a A renowned scholar of the Silk Road
Derek Robertson co-authors Politico’s history book, but also reconstructions of who teaches at Oxford, Frankopan is
Digital Future Daily newsletter and is a rainfall patterns, pollen measurements, particularly interested in moments when
contributor to Politico Magazine. ice core samples, “predictive models, the creation of trade networks and other
satellite imagery, acoustic surveys, and connections accelerated, which they
topographic and bathymetric LIDAR” have at regular intervals throughout his-
BOOKS analyses, to mention a few types of the tory. But while this has brought human-
An Anti-Climatic scientific and technical data he refers to. ity many advantages, the cost has been
The key themes of Frankopan’s 6,000- steep as well. Frankopan doesn’t say it in
History year, 650-page opus include lessons for so many words, but he implies that a cer-
today. One is that, for all we think of cli- tain level of environmental damage is the
By Varad Mehta mate change as something novel, it is, in inevitable price of civilization. “‘Civiliza-
fact, part of the natural order. Extended tion’ is by far the single greatest factor

W hat can the past tell us about the


future? This question, which has
vexed and intrigued students of history
periods of cooler and warmer tempera- in environmental degradation and the
tures than normal have been routine oc- most important cause of anthropogenic
currences down the ages. As Frankopan climate change.” Every time civilization
for almost as long as there has been such observes early on, an average global tem- levels up, so to speak, and stimulates fur-
a concept as history, looms over The perature increase of 1.5-2 degrees Celsius ther urbanization, population increases,
Earth Transformed: An Untold History, (the amount that many climate treaties resource consumption, and draws the
Peter Frankopan’s vast, sweeping, deep- and activists describe today as an outer globe closer together, it exacts a great-
ly researched, and often compelling new limit of what is tolerably er toll upon the natural
book about the role climate has played in survivable) is, while dra- world.
shaping Earth’s existence and that of the matic, “modest” compared Laudable as it is in so
creatures that have inhabited it. to the “very many and reg- many ways, the book isn’t
Frankopan’s stated purpose is “to ular double-digit rises and without flaws. The lack
look at how our planet ... has changed falls that have occurred in of notes is unacceptable.
since the beginning of time” due to the past.” Moreover, even These, because they would
causes including “human endeav- though we dread climate have lengthened it by 200
ors, calculation, and miscalculation.” change today, it has often pages, have been relegated
Frankopan devotes all but his first four been a boon for mankind. to the internet. It is unfair
chapters to the last 6,000 years, which All through history, we’ve to expect the reader to
constitute the whole of human history taken advantage of favor- whip out their phone or
as it is typically understood, though the able shifts to expand our iPad every few sentences
Earth is about 4.5 billion years old. While footprint on the globe, find to check a source. Hope-
that is a rather conventional framework new food and other re- fully, this does not become
for what is anything but a conventional sources, and exert greater The Earth a trend. Frankopan’s fre-
book, the choice makes sense since this control over the natural Transformed: quent references to “prom-
is the era in which man’s impact on his world. The entire time of An Untold History inent scholars,” “famous
environment became as great as its im- mankind’s slow technologi- By Peter Frankopan historians,” “some schol-
Alfred A. Knopf
pact upon him. cal progress to manipulate ars,” “one leading scholar/
736 pp., $40.00
Given his subject, Frankopan is moti- the natural environments historian,” and the like
vated by concerns about climate change. has been marked by atypi- quickly become grating.
He had three aims. One was “to expand cally benign and stable climatic condi- They’re not anonymous. Just name them.
the horizons of how we look at history” tions. No species, Frankopan avers, has Because it covers so much ground —
by incorporating previously neglected benefited more from “such transforma- not only environmental history but also
“themes, regions, and questions” that tions in the past.” social history, political history, Chinese
can “push the boundaries” of histori- Arguably, the book’s most important history, African history, U.S. history, the
cal research. Another was “to reinsert theme is that episodes of intensified history of science, and so many more
climate back into the story of the past interaction between human communi- kinds of history — Frankopan’s tome is
as an underlying, crucial, and much- ties produce significant environmental brimming with information and facts.

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Sometimes too much so, as from time


to time, he loses the forest for the trees.
This is most glaring in the last part of
the book, which covers the 19th century
to the present. Here, the once-abundant
climatic evidence disappears. There is
no more talk about volcanoes or rainfall
shortages, and we hear no more about
the North Atlantic Oscillation or the El FILM
Nino-Southern Oscillation. The actual
climatic phenomena simply drop out, The Self-Aware
and just when climate change becomes
a salient matter. Volcanoes are a major Starlet
influence on the global climate. After
paying considerable attention to them
By Kara Kennedy
for most of the book, Frankopan makes
little mention of their activity in the last
200 years. The impression one gets is
that there’s been less vulcanism over that
T here were two main reasons I wanted
to go and see the new rom-com Any-
one But You, starring Sydney Sweeney on
duration than in the past. But without a the silver screen. Two bouncy, perky, and
comparison of the data, it’s hard to tell. perfectly formed reasons.
Frankopan disclaims any intention of One hundred and three minutes of
trying to forecast “what will happen in staring straight at them with a craned
the future.” But he clearly hopes to im- neck is enough for any woman to walk
part some lessons about what the past out suicidal and any man to walk out
tells us about how climate change may drooling. Sydney Sweeney knows this
play out. What it teaches is that humans and does it anyway, then does an inter-
cope and adjust — they have done so view about how she rejects the claims
before and will do so again. We are mar- she’s being objectified in a Rolling Stones
velously adaptive creatures. But it also video to make sure that she keeps her
reveals that, sometimes, conditions be- knockers fresh in the news cycle. Re-
come so adverse, when combined with gardless of your feelings toward her, for Sidney Sweeney
other factors, that societies and civiliza- the last two years she has managed to and Glen Powell
tions collapse. “What history in general consistently remain a main character of in Anyone But You.
and this book in particular show is that the internet, and I think that she is one
there have been a great many times in of the smartest Hollywood figures of the
the past when societies, peoples, and last 50 or so years.
cultures have been unable to adapt.” One Anyone But You is a fine film. It has
crucial distinction between global warm- some good lines, mainly delivered by mestic box office and has so far grossed
ing today and previous phases of ex- Roger (Bryan Brown), the politically- $58.7 million worldwide. Apart from very
traordinary climatic conditions — such incorrect bumbling father of the black beautiful romantic leads Sweeney and
as the Roman Warm Period, Medieval lesbian bride-to-be. During an attempt Powell, who spend the majority of the
Climate Anomaly, and Little Ice Age — to get Bea (Sydney Sweeney) and Ben film naked or nearly there, Anyone But
is that even widespread ones were local- (Glen Powell) in bed together to end You doesn’t possess any special ingredi-
ized, not universal. Climate change now their yearlong feud, the wedding party, ent. It’s just the regular cheesiness with a
is “globally coherent.” The whole planet whose characters are loosely based on Generation Z, Instagramified twist.
is experiencing the same transformation. those of Shakespeare’s Much Ado About In the era of woke or post-woke com-
There is nowhere to run or hide. Nothing, talk loudly to manipulate Bea edy, where the only things we talk about
It’s true we’ve survived worse. But, and Ben into falling in love. Roger, in his are journeys and therapy and inclusion,
Frankopan wants to drive home, it’s thick Aussie twang, loudly discusses the and the only punchlines we deliver are
never been pretty. And given the conse- pair with his son, Pete, telling him that he the you-can’t-say-that-but-I’m-going-
quences of past transformations of the thinks Ben should give it a go with “the to-say-it-anyway ones, this film does
environment and the unprecedented plump chested one with the sad eyes.” very well to avoid both. They check the
scope and scale of our own present role One wonders if executive producer Syd- boxes without it feeling forced. The wed-
in shaping it, it is perhaps a gamble we ney Sweeney had anything to do with ding of an interracial lesbian couple feels
shouldn’t take. that line. like it wasn’t chosen to lecture you but to
If the film succeeds at anything, it’s entertain you, and even the repeated de-
Varad Mehta is a writer and historian. He showing studios that the R-rated ro- pictions of informed consent — “Are you
lives in the Philadelphia area. Find him on mantic comedy is back. On its 18th day gonna kiss me now?”; “Permission to put
Twitter @varadmehta. of release, the film flew to No. 1 at the do- my left hand on your right buttock?” —

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with a family?” She continued, “The


time will come, and I’ll have four kids.
And they will come with me everywhere
and be my best friends.”
It is partly this ideology that has seen
her transform into every man’s fantasy.
That, and the two things I mentioned ear-
lier. And the fact that she spends her spare
time restoring classic cars on her TikTok
page dedicated to it. Her account, called
@Syds_Garage, has gained her 1.7 million
followers and a partnership with Ford.
Whether she films herself half naked get-
ting sweaty under a bonnet because she
really, really likes cars or whether she’s
a very clever woman who knows exactly
what she’s doing is unimportant. It has
hoisted her star, seeing her cast in films
such as Tarantino’s Once Upon A Time In
Hollywood. If there were still such a thing,
she’d be on a poster on the walls of every
teenage boy in the country.
It’s not, so she’s one of my friend’s
iPhone background. She recognizes that
the key to a good film is sex appeal and
chemistry, which is why, in the majority
of her roles so far, she has been happy to
oblige. In Anyone But You in particular,
her chemistry with Powell was so con-
vincing on and off screen that the major-
ity of social media users (too young to
realize that it’s the oldest trick in Holly-
wood) believe them to have had an affair.
Sweeney’s acting is nothing to phone
home about. In Anyone But You, it is the
throwaway lines that she delivers best.
Any dialogue with more substance is
delivered in a way that sounds like she’s
are almost, almost undetectable. a die-hard rom-com fan, and this really reading the script for the first time. Her
With her valley girl drawl, it’s easy to resonated with him.” roles so far are samey. The slightly mun-
believe that there’s not much going on If there’s one thing that Sweeney dane love interest of a coked-up finance
in Sweeney’s brain. But the success of really cares about, it’s tradition. It’s no bro (Anyone But You), the easily manipu-
Anyone But You is largely down to her. surprise to me that she wants to revive lated cult member (Once Upon a Time in
After starting up her own production the classic romantic comedy and, in do- Hollywood), the bitchy, sanctimonious
company, Fifty-Fifty Films, she came ing so, cast herself as the blonde, buxom Gen Zer (The White Lotus), and the pop-
across Ilana Wolpert and Will Gluck’s bombshell. She understands what has ular yet insecure high school student
script telling the story of two people been missing on screen for the past 20 (Euphoria). Time will tell if Sweeney is
who despise but can’t seem to avoid years: a silly, inconsequential rom-com typecast into these for much longer. Ei-
one another while they’re at a wedding with beautiful faces and no moral lec- ther way, many women have had a great
in Sydney. Sweeney, with the help of the ture. In her world, women have spent career playing to type and relying on
hive-mind of the internet sweet on him the last few decades rejecting traditional the adoration of male fans. Just look at
after his supporting appearance as a gender roles and striving for recognition Marilyn Monroe, whose entire career
young fighter jock in Top Gun: Maverick, in the form of shiny trophies. Sweeney was subpar acting compensated by her
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had Powell down for leading man from has spent the last few years of interviews looks. And everything went fine for her,
the start. “I really wanted to bring back lamenting about not yet, at the age of 26, kind of.
that hunk of a romantic-comedy lead- being a mom. In an interview last year,
ing man. Top Gun: Maverick really set she said, “I always wanted to be a young Kara Kennedy is a freelance writer living in
him apart for me. I hopped on a Zoom mom. I love acting, I love the business, I Washington, D.C. Her work has appeared
with him, we met in person a few times, love producing, I love all of it. But what’s in the Spectator, the New Statesman,
I pitched him the script, he read it. He’s the point if I’m not getting to share it Tatler, the Daily Telegraph, and others.

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ON CULTURE ing right into your ear. tival, as well as other performances in
Because one other thing that my non- Rome and Naples.
Don’t Be a Diva, opera-going friends are often surprised to I’ve been excited about this produc-

Go to the Opera find out is that opera singing is completely


unamplified. Unlike a Broadway produc-
tion since I saw Akhmetshina perform an
opera-in-concert production of Vincenzo
tion of Hadestown or a Beyonce concert, Bellini’s I Capuleti e i Montecchi at the
By Nicholas Gallagher anything you’re hearing is coming purely Salzburg Festival. An opera in concert is
from the singers’ own lungs, not speakers. basically the musical equivalent of a read-

W hen I try to explain to my non-op-


era-going friends why they should
try it out, I often find myself explaining
Only live sports, as far as I’ve encountered,
conveys the same wonder of sheer hu-
man achievement. And every time I hear
through of a stage play: there’s the music
and the singing, but no acting. And aside
from her obvious and incredible musical
that, thanks to the magic of subtitles, it is someone particularly fine at the Met, the gifts, the evening reminded me of a read-
now for us what it has long been for the world’s largest opera hall, it fills me with through I’d once seen Paul Giamatti do,
non-English-speaking West: a marriage of amazement. For you not only need to be in which, from a seated position, his per-
serious drama (or excellent comedy) with able to fill a space that big, but also, to be sonality filled a huge room. Akhmetshina
the best of music, acting, and stage work good, you need to be able to fill it with ev- has the same rare dramatic presence. And
— what Wagner called “the complete art ery possible shade of meaning, color, and Carmen, whose mezzo-soprano title role
form.” The stereotype of large women in intensity. You need to sound like you’re displays a range from seduction to proud
horned helmets warbling silly nothings whispering sweet nothings or shouting independence to vulnerability and more, is
comes largely from the period when Amer- angrily, summoning God to your aid or a perfect vehicle for someone with these
ican operagoers had lost the language calling drunkenly for another cup of wine. gifts.
skills that our great-grandparents had, ei- And let me tell you, Akhmetshina is re- Akhmetshina was complemented su-
ther as European immigrants or Europe- ally good. This was her first time starring perbly by conductor Daniele Rustioni and
an-admiring, upper-class swells. Opera, in a Met production, and if you want to be the Met orchestra, who justly received the
no longer understandable as drama, had able to say to one of those toffs who brags kind of warm applause for the Entr’acte,
to become simply spectacle. Basically, ev- about who they saw when in Vienna that the sweet-melancholy piece for flute and
eryone went to see the 50 or so works that you saw someone before they were a star, orchestra that precedes Act 3, that the Met
are so good musically that you would listen get to the next one of her shows as soon audience usually reserves for a touching
to them even if you had no idea what was as you can. The short version of her short aria from a singer. Unfortunately, direc-
going on, while the directing was aimed at career: Akhmetshina was discovered in tor Carrie Cracknell’s production of this
that lowest common denominator. Now, 2018, when, as a 21-year-old understudy, Carmen did not match the star caliber of
thanks to technology, it is returning to its she subbed in at the last moment at Car- its singers. The setting in “a contempo-
serious — or comic — roots. men at the Royal Opera House, Covent rary American industrial town” has been
But. But, but, but. There are some Garden. She speed-ran the third- and done to the classics for the better part of a
things that cannot be intellectualized, second-lead apprenticeship that can century now, so you had really better have
and indeed the attempt to do so cheapens sometimes take decades, and this year something new to add if you do it. Mean-
them. And ultimately, putting aside all the has starring turns as Carmen around the while, the director’s aspiration to impart
diva-ish-ness of the divas, disregarding world: at the Met, the Royal Opera House, new feminist content to Carmen appears
the type of opera fan who likes to chatter the Deutsche Oper Berlin, the Bavarian to have overlooked the quite formidable
about how he saw Netrebko in Vienna in State Opera, and the Glyndebourne Fes- feminist (not to mention humanist) con-
2003 and, darling, you simply had to be tent Bizet put in Carmen 150 years ago.
there, cutting through the clippings of the Musically, Angel Blue also deserves
critics who will tell you that the third lead particular mention as an affecting Mi-
was a little sharp last night — ultimately, caela. Together, the leading ladies rather
there is the wonder of the human voice. The stereotype of large left the two gentlemen (tenor Piotr Bec-
Some feats compel attention in and of women in horned helmets zala as Carmen’s lover-turned-murderer
themselves. The swish and crack of a bat Don Jose and bass-baritone Kyle Ke-
and a Bryce Harper home run flying 450 warbling silly nothings telsen as the toreador Escamilla) in the
feet into the upper deck. Odell Beckham largely comes from the dust — though only by comparison. But
Jr. turning backward, leaping in the air at the end of the day, Carmen is about
between two defenders and catching a
period when American Carmen. If you have ever wondered how
pass one-handed for a touchdown. Aigul opera-goers had lost something that seems so boring as the
Akhmetshina, a petite Russian mezzo- the language skills that opera you have seen portrayed in movies
soprano emptying the perfect harmonies can draw crowds, well, sometimes to be
of Carmen from her lungs into all of the
our great-grandparents hooked, you just need to see something
air in the 3,850-seat room inside the Met- had. Opera, no longer amazing. Akhmetshina’s performance is
ropolitan Opera, filling it with the exqui- understandable as drama, a good place to start.
site vibrations we call music, reaching the
person in the furthest row of the highest had to become simply Nicholas M. Gallagher is a lawyer and cul-
balcony yet sounding like she’s whisper- spectacle. ture writer.

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Gary Oldman
in Slow Horses.

TV actual enemies aren’t trying to kill them. A recurring theme of Slow Horses is
The show’s winningly rumpled spirit combat, sometimes bureaucratic, some-
Slow Horses is epitomized in Slough House’s boor- times more literal, between the Slow Hors-
ish but shrewd chief, Jackson Lamb. es and their higher-ups in MI5, particularly
Staggers Nobly Portrayed with gruff by Gary Oldman, Diana Taverner (Kristin Scott Thomas),

Into Its Third Lamb is a belching alcoholic who looks


out for his employees when he isn’t ver-
James “Spider” Webb (Freddie Fox), and
Ingrid Tierney (Sophie Okonedo), who

Season bally abusing them. Earlier in the series,


Lamb, called by dark circumstances
undermine or sacrifice the Slow Horses
for their own cold and sinister purposes.
to rally his team with some rousing The first season involved a disastrous MI5
By J. Oliver Conroy
Churchillian rhetoric, instead offered: false-flag operation that led to a far-right
“You’re f***ing useless, the lot of you. group taking an innocent Muslim man

I t’s not hard to see why the British tele-


vision series Slow Horses, whose third
season is now streaming on Apple TV+,
Working with you has been the lowest
point of a disappointing career.”
The members of Lamb’s team are
hostage. The second entailed more intra-
government treachery, as well as Russian
espionage in the heart of London.
is slowly becoming a word-of-mouth equally idiosyncratic. The ambitious The latest season opens with Lamb’s
hit. There is a John le Carré novel titled River Cartwright (Jack Lowden) has a put-upon assistant, the quiet Catherine
A Perfect Spy. Slow Horses might be called habit of going overboard and acciden- Standish (Saskia Reeves), being snatched
Imperfect Spies. tally maiming fellow British officers. The by an armed group. Her abductors’ larger
Based on novels by Mick Herron, the prickly Louisa Guy (Rosalind Eleazar) is motives are mysterious, but they threat-
show follows employees of the British grieving her boyfriend through emotion- en to kill her and others unless they get
counterintelligence service, MI5, who ally detached sex with strangers. Marcus access to a tranche of old and seemingly
are suffering internal exile at a shabby Longridge (Kadiff Kirwan) is a gambling useless classified documents. And we’re
off-site branch called Slough House. addict. Shirley Dander (Aimee-Ffion off to the races, with a typically tense and
COURTESY OF JACK ENGLISH/APPLE T V+

(Slough House is, as far as I know, fic- Edwards) has anger problems. And the convoluted plot smattered with intrigue,
tional.) These officers have each been team’s tech wizard, Roddy Ho (a scene- action, and a slightly shocking character
sentenced to espionage purgatory for dif- stealing Christopher Chung), is just death.
ferent reasons — because they screwed all-around insufferable: In one of this Slow Horses seems determined to up
up or no one wants to work with them season’s funniest moments, we learn that the ante a bit for its third outing. The
or they crossed the wrong person at his overcompensating mode of transport pacing of the opening episodes is more
headquarters — but they have in com- is a bright blue wannabe muscle car with frantic than slow burn, and the season
mon that they’re often their own worst an incongruous automatic gearbox and a culminates in a shootout set piece slight-
enemies. Or at least they are when their vanity license plate reading “BIG ROD.” ly bigger and more Die Hard-esque than

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those of the previous seasons. Thank- She wasn’t buying it. Could I please,
fully, the show takes pains to ensure she asked, run gifts by her before present-
we never confuse its protagonists for ing them? Not a chance, I said, invoking
James Bond. Lest we forget, they’re all something called Godparent’s Privilege
in Slough House for a reason. (which I had just made up). “In fact,”
The show’s sensibility is perfect for I added, “you might say that there’s a
its upper-middle-brow home on Apple Chinaman’s — “
TV+: slicker and wittier than network But she hung up before I could finish.
potboilers in the 24 or CSI vein without LONG LIFE My point, I think, was that if you go
trying to be quite as grittily realistic as back far enough, everything’s a minefield
something like The Wire or the peerless The Mysteries for certain sensitivities. My general feel-

of the Changing
French spy drama The Bureau. In its deft ing was that we’re all perfectly capable of
balance of humor and vaguely ripped- making adjustments to old ideas and cus-
from-the-headlines spy suspense, Slow
Horses reminds me a bit of the wry and Culture toms as we go along. And I pretty much
felt that way until a few days ago when I
delightful recent series The Family Man was in an Uber heading to a meeting and
(Amazon Prime), about a middle-class
By Rob Long the driver was listening to “Escape (The
Indian intelligence officer fighting terror- Pina Colada Song)” by Rupert Holmes.
ism plots even as he struggles at home to
get his wife and children to respect him.
One of the charms, but also limita-
Y ears ago, I presented my godson a
nearly complete set of Hardy Boys
mystery novels for his 10th birthday —
You remember that one, don’t you? It
was released in 1979, well into the con-
temporary era, and told the story of a guy
tions, of making a spy series about MI5, a I loved those when I was his age — and who was bored with his “old lady” and an-
domestic intelligence agency in contrast received for my generosity an aggrieved swered an ad in the personals column —
to MI6 and others, is that it roots the ac- call from his mother, who informed me the 1979 version of Tinder, in a way — and
tion within England. Slow Horses’s new that the editions I presented were from justified it thusly: “I was tired of my lady/
season opens with an atmospheric Is- the 1950s and were therefore unsuitable. We’d been together too long/Like a worn-
tanbul sequence that injects energy and As any fan of The Hardy Boys Mysteries out recording/Of a favorite song.” He clari-
plot context but also feels like a slight can tell you, these books were written fies a few bars later: “Me and my old lady/
bait and switch. We’re soon firmly back and rewritten every so often to update Had fallen into the same old dull routine.”
in London for most of the subsequent the language and settings, so the editions OK, so “old lady” is out. We know that,
episodes. The show makes good use of tend to reflect the customs and attitudes right? Even in 1979, it must have seemed
its British locations — you can almost of whenever the revision was published. at least a little problematic. But then, and
smell the doner kebab dribbling down The 1950s versions, I was told, in- I dearly hope this is not a spoiler alert, it
Lamb’s shirt as he tramps along a gray cluded what is now understood as unsafe turns out that the mystery woman who
street — but Slow Horses might benefit behavior for children — lighting bonfires placed the tantalizing ad in the person-
from finding ways to broaden its set- with kerosene, riding homemade motor- als section was … well, I’ll let him tell it:
tings, just as The Family Man has found cycles without head protection, carrying “So I waited with high hopes/And she
ways to bring characters to or from oc- knives and guns to confront robbers and walked in the place/I knew her smile in
cupied Kashmir, Tamil Tiger territory kidnappers — and a lot of language that an instant/I knew the curve of her face/
in Sri Lanka, the Pakistan-Afghanistan would now get you fired from pretty much It was my own lovely lady/And she said,
frontier, and the like. any job in America. Plus, she told me, the “Oh, it’s you”/Then we laughed for a mo-
Similarly, the machinations of the (very few) nonwhite characters speak in ment/And I said, “I never knew.”
plot are often internal, with the enemies offensive dialects, spellings and all, and They laughed for a moment? At this
and conflict provided by MI5 itself rather she was upset when her son looked up shocking double betrayal? Each revealed
than existential threats. While it is a relief from his copy of The Mystery of the Chi- to be a liar and sneak and a cheat, they
in some ways to be free of, say, the stock nese Junk and asked what it meant to say laughed, and that was that? The people in
Islamist villains of the “war on terror” that someone had “a Chinaman’s chance” this song are repellent, selfish, and utterly
era, the show sometimes feels like it lacks at something. unforgivable. Nevertheless, “Escape (The
stakes. That said, Slow Horses’s willing- I replied frostily that I had originally Pina Colada Song)” was a No. 1 song in
ness to kill off characters and traffic in intended to present him with the 1920s 1979 and then again a few months later in
ticking time bomb tension does partly versions, which were even more culturally early 1980, making it the first pop song to
ameliorate that structural weakness. incendiary, but I couldn’t find a complete reach No. 1 in two decades.
These are minor quibbles, however. Slow set, so she really should be thanking me. I’ll leave it to you to decide whether a
Horses is clever, well paced, sure of its own The past, I told her, is a complicated place little outdated language from the 1950s
voice, and more than a little addictive. — better he find that out sooner rather is worse than the trashy sexual antics of
than later — but it’s a small price to pay two people in a popular song from the
J. Oliver Conroy’s writing has been pub- to have to encounter some awkwardly contemporary era, antics, it must be said,
lished in the Guardian, New York maga- outdated language in order to enjoy the that go totally unremarked as the song is
zine, the Spectator, the New Criterion, enthusiastic heroism of Frank and Joe played and replayed throughout the years.
and other publications. Hardy, boy Detectives. As for me, I’m now redoubling my search

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for the 1920s versions of The Hardy Boys those 49ers, led by future social justice more in a glitzier offense, but here does
Mysteries because it’s impossible they superstar Colin Kaepernick, regressed the most important things of all — con-
could be worse. in Harbaugh’s final two seasons. And his trols the flow of the offense, milks the
first five seasons at Michigan were merely clock, and rises to the occasion when his
Rob Long is a television writer and produc- good, not great. During the COVID-short- arm is needed. The only compromise to
er, including as screenwriter and executive ened 2020 season, the bottom fell out for the old model popularized by Schem-
producer on Cheers, and he is the co-found- Harbaugh; his team went 2-4, and he bechler and his arch-rival Woody Hayes
er of Ricochet.com. was forced to make major changes to his at Ohio State is speed. Everyone on Mich-
coaching staff. igan’s roster, especially the cornerbacks
Time was running out for the ultra- and safeties who made Washington star
competitive man who coached his own quarterback Michael Penix Jr. look like a
children to maximize their Halloween future draft bust, is incredibly fast.
candy caches, refused to let them win at It’s understandable why Harbaugh is
board games, bought additional time for so disliked: he’s the son of a good coach
working by wearing the same cheap pairs and player, played good football at a blue-
of khakis every single day, and continued chip program for a Hall of Fame coach,
to challenge active NFL quarterbacks to carved out a decent NFL career almost
passing competitions well into his 50s. purely on strength of will, and has won
SPORTS The changes worked. Sherrone Moore everywhere he has coached. Except Har-
and Jesse Minter, the offensive coordina- baugh hasn’t won the big one until now,
Jim Harbaugh tor and defensive coordinator, respec- and people won’t hesitate to say he cut

and the Return tively, have proven themselves to be two


of the best young assistant coaches in the
corners to get there. He recruited players
during a so-called dead period imposed

of Bully Ball country; each won games while coaching


the team in Harbaugh’s absence. The play-
by the NCAA during the pandemic; his
school’s huge athletic budget enabled
ers have gotten bigger, faster, and stronger him to assign an assistant coach to steal
By Oliver Bateman — Aidan Hutchinson, the 6-foot-7-inch, the signs of future opponents. Never mind
280-pound second-generation defensive that other big schools have done these

O n the night of Jan. 8, Jim Harbaugh


finished his story. This year, he de-
livered a rare gift to his alma mater: he
end who was the second overall pick by
the Detroit Lions in 2022, serves as the
model for the massive offensive and de-
things, and done worse — Harbaugh,
with gifts aplenty, strikes many outside
observers as someone who doesn’t need
won a consensus national championship. fensive linemen who bullied the Alabama to cut such corners. Born on second
Even Harbaugh’s mentor, the legendary Crimson Tide and Washington Huskies base, his competitive streak helped him
Bo Schembechler, couldn’t get the Michi- en route to the 2024 national title. Run- advance to third and then drove him to
gan Wolverines higher than a No. 2 rank- ning backs Blake Corum and Donovan steal home.
ing in the final polls. The win-at-all-costs Edwards are future NFL starters. Quar- In the grand scheme of things, none of
and widely-disliked Harbaugh, who was terback J.J. McCarthy is the spitting im- these misdeeds matter. Barring some new
suspended for three games earlier this age of Harbaugh himself, a reliable game dump of evidence, Harbaugh has already
season by Michigan for recruiting viola- manager in a run-first offense who none- paid for his crimes. And Michigan, unlike
tions and another three by the NCAA for theless has surprising speed, toughness, Rick Pitino’s 2013 Louisville Cardinals
improperly scouting opponents, did it and a pro-caliber arm. basketball team, will get to keep their
Schembechler’s old-fashioned way: he It’s Big Ten football, all size and power, newly-won title. But the stink will surely
rammed it down everyone’s throats, with and it didn’t seem like it could ever work linger, as it does for longtime New Eng-
a smash-mouth running game and a de- again. The last Big Ten team to win a title, land Patriots coach Bill Belichick, whose
fense laden with NFL size and speed. Ohio State in 2014, did so with a coach, practice-taping and football-deflating
This wasn’t supposed to happen. Urban Meyer, who had cut his teeth in scandals continue to mar his legacy.
The 1995 NFL Comeback Player of the the Southeastern Conference and fielded Fans who don’t care for Harbaugh can
Year has long been known for rebuilding a team not dissimilar to his prior Florida always cite these mini-scandals as evi-
teams to a championship level, but then Gators squads. The balance of power had dence that he didn’t win fair and square,
stopping short when his intensity waned obviously shifted southward long ago; Al- whatever that might mean in a cash-
and his eye wandered — the University abama coach Nick Saban has won seven saturated college sports context. Like it
of San Diego, Stanford, and the San Fran- national titles coaching in the SEC, more or not, however, the pages of history are
cisco 49ers were all brought to the brink than the entire Big Ten Conference has inscribed by such winners. Those small
of greatness, then left suddenly. since 1970. men carping about their indisputable suc-
Harbaugh had arrived at Michigan This didn’t matter to the “Michigan cesses, by contrast, are losers — and their
with a lot of big promises and tough talk Man.” Harbaugh, son of longtime West- stories are soon lost in the sands of time.
after returning the 49ers to glory and ern Kentucky University coach Jack
nearly beating the Baltimore Ravens, Harbaugh, brought it all back. The bowl- Oliver Bateman is a journalist, historian,
coached by older brother John, in power ing-ball downfield runners. The gigantic and co-host of the What’s Left? podcast.
outage-marred Super Bowl XLVII. But linemen. The quarterback who could do Visit his website: www.oliverbateman.com.

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But just as slouching was never toler- example being when, by happenstance,
ated in my home, neither was delusion. her father discovers her hitherto-secret
My mother is the sort of feminist who’ll comedy career. After spying him in the
look you in the eye and laugh in your face audience during a particularly blue set,
if you tell her that women in our gener- a visibly flustered Midge reacts by jok-
ation are going to have it all. Long be- ing about intimate details of his and her
fore Michelle Obama got real about the mother’s sex life.
shortcomings of Lean In-style feminism, In the season’s finale, she jumps at the
On Culture my mother taught me that the idea that chance to go on a months-long interna-
The marvelously women can do it all — and well — is a
schoolgirl’s daydream. Women, even the
tional tour; it’s only later she realizes this
means abandoning her planned engage-
honest Mrs. Maisel marvelous ones, are human. ment to Benjamin (Zachary Levi); she
By Daniella Greenbaum The great strength of this season is then sleeps with her estranged husband
watching Midge grapple with that reality. in an attempt to find solace. Season two
Davis In the span of ten episodes, she acts as continually presents Midge with hard
mother, daughter, lover, employee, per- choices, each requiring her to sacrifice
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel is back for a former, and friend. Her inability to be all certain roles and responsibilities in favor
second season that’s just as captivating, these things simultaneously, but still try- of another. Marvelous she may be, but
whimsical, and — yes — marvelous as the ing, creates small, simmering rifts with chasing your dreams still comes at a price.
first. But this season is also something the people she cares about. Season two also makes a point to
more: honest. Scrape off the gilding of As with the first season, motherhood showcase the price of comedy itself.
frosting and fondant and you’ll find some- takes a back seat to comedy; Midge is of- While today, we may look back and imag-
thing a bit more hearty than cake. Think ten unaware or unconcerned with who is ine some halcyon day of comedy yore —
more along the lines of Midge’s brisket — watching her children. back when liberals actually supported
savory, but with plenty to chew on. This season, friendship is likewise comedians’ right to be offensive — Mrs.
While season one sketches the con- sidelined — as when Midge throws a baby Maisel presents a more turbulent land-
tours of housewife-turned-comic Miri- shower for her very pregnant best friend, scape of social and legal consequences.
am “Midge” Maisel’s double life, season only to miss it entirely because she’s on After one of his shows, seasoned comedi-
two leans into the tensions of her identity the road touring. She neglects her respon- an Lenny Bruce (Luke Kirby) tells Midge
crisis with greater force and narrative re- sibilities as a daughter, the most obvious he’s once again “out on bail.” In a later ep-
alism. Midge (Rachel Brosnahan) finds
herself pulled between two very different
worlds, straddling that imaginary demar-
cation between uptown and downtown
life. On top of all that, she paces back and
forth between two distinct ideals: Will she
embody the kind of domestic-perfection
her mother has always demanded, or will
she embrace the emergent feminist inde-
pendence she has uncovered on stage?
I myself grew up with a pretty marvel-
ous mother. To my knowledge, she’s never
slinked off in the dark hours of the night
to perform at seedy comedy clubs; but,
similar to Midge, she did grow up a Jew on
the Upper West Side, raised by a mother
who lovingly — but firmly — admonished
that women must “suffer for beauty.” She,
too, has a successful, demanding career,
and has always expected the same of me.
NICOLE RIVELLI/AMAZON VIA AP

Season two makes a point


to showcase the price of
comedy itself. Rachel Brosnahan in scenes from “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.”
– Daniella Greenbaum Davis

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CARNEY
Protesting against religious liberty,
the Satan clubs really are evil

T
he First Amendment is very Supposed Satanists have been in the After School Satan Club program,
big and broad, thanks be to news lately, as an organization called the insists the clubs are not teaching
God. “Satanic Temple” has been sponsoring children to worship Satan. Their point,
It protects my right to after-school clubs at public schools. rather, is to protest the use of public
criticize the government in The New Republic ran an article schools by Christian organizations.”
my columns (freedom of the recently on these clubs, and it was This has always been the case.
press). It protects my right telling in a few ways. The New Republic Most atheist liberals who try to gain
as a Catholic to act according to my didn’t argue for satanism. It argued accommodation of their non-religion
conscience (free exercise of religion). against religious liberty and portrayed are doing so not because they really
And it protects my right to join the the satanism clubs as a worthy troll of want the accommodation, but because
March for Life later this month (free those who try to exercise Christianity, they are protesting the accommodation
speech and freedom of assembly). Judaism, or Islam in public. of others, whom they dislike.
The First Amendment is so broad, in Begin with the New Republic’s You may recall last decade that a
fact, that it protects those who hate the headline: “Angry About Your Kid’s handful of white European atheists
First Amendment. After-School Satan Club? Blame formed a parody religion called
Strident atheists, for generations, Clarence Thomas.” “pastafarianism” that pretended to
have fought to curtail the free exercise What did Clarence Thomas do to worship a spaghetti god and that claimed
of religion. Oddly enough, the same earn your ire? He ruled 20 years ago that colanders as their religious head garb.
article of the Bill of Rights they are public schools may not discriminate When atheist Austrian politician and
attacking — the very first one — against religious clubs — whatever commentator Niko Alm fought for the
protects their speech in many cases. accommodations a school district gives right to wear a cheap plastic spaghetti
But we shouldn’t let them pretend to the Social Justice Club or the Chess strainer on his head in his driver’s
they are up to anything else. They Club it should also give to the Koran license photo, he was, in fact, protesting
are not flexing their free exercise of Club or the Christian Fellowship. against the right of Muslim women to
religion. They are protesting against the Since then, especially since Neil wear headscarves and Jewish men to
free exercise of religion. They are trying Gorsuch came to the Supreme Court, wear yarmulkes.
to curb civil liberties. They are trying to state and local governments have Think about how illiberal that is. He
trim the First Amendment. been less free to discriminate against was protesting the rights of religious
religious organizations. If you give free minorities to wear their religious headgear
mulch to neighborhood playgrounds — and he considers himself a liberal.
on private property, you can’t exclude A final note: These are not only
Lutheran-owned playgrounds. If you protesters against civil liberties, they
“Most atheist liberals give state scholarships to students are would-be enforcers of uniformity.
who try to gain attending secular private schools, you They want to live their lives as if there
can’t discriminate against students is no God, which is their right. But they
accommodation of attending the local parochial school. are upset that other people are openly
their non-religion are This is a problem in the eyes of a living their lives differently. They want
certain sort of secular liberal. Some to drive religion into the shadows and
doing so not because people believe that we have too many denude the public square of difference.
they really want the civil liberties in this country. Specifically, While seeing themselves as the forces
accommodation, they believe that the exercise of religion of enlightenment, these folks who use
deserves less accommodation than any the prince of darkness as their mascot
but because they other sort of activity. are really intolerant dogmatists. ★
are protesting the That’s the motive of the pretend
accommodation of satanists. They want to curtail the Tim Carney is the senior political
exercise of religion, and the New columnist at the Washington Examiner
others, whom they Republic admitted as much: “June and a senior fellow at the American
dislike.” Everett, director of the Satanic Temple’s Enterprise Institute.

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BARONE
Democracy not at risk,
but not operating optimally

I
s democracy at risk this election 2004 and 2016 elections, and few, if vulnerable for sparking inflation and
year? any, Democrats have confessed error opening the southern border.
Yup, is the answer given about participating in the Russia In Britain, the Conservative party,
by President Joe Biden in his collusion hoax, which was intended in 14 years with a majority in the House
speech last Saturday, the third to delegitimize a legitimately-elected of Commons, has produced no fewer
anniversary of the Jan. 6, 2021, president. than five prime ministers — and policy
assault on the United States Actually, to say that electoral fiascos that leave it far behind in the
Capitol as both houses of Congress democracy is at risk seems polls. But despite similar repudiations,
were assembled to receive the electoral overwrought in a year that, as The it has been Britain’s most winning
votes for the November 2020 election. Economist notes, will be “the biggest party since it was founded by Benjamin
He argues that if Donald Trump election year in history.” India and the Disraeli in 1846.
is elected to a second term next United States, the world’s two largest One problem these two parties have
November, democracy will be uniquely democracies, are holding general had recently is in selecting leaders
imperiled. Casting doubt on that is elections. Among populous nations, capable of winning general elections
the fact that the U.S. did not sink into Bangladesh has already voted, and governing effectively once in
dictatorship during the four years of Indonesia and Pakistan will soon, and office. Democratic and Republican
Trump’s presidency. I say that as one Mexico and Russia and Britain will national conventions go back to 1832
who wrote back then that Trump’s follow. and 1856, but the parties’ current
words “were uttered with a reckless Altogether, elections will be held processes of selection in combinations
disregard for the possibility that in 70-some nations with more than of primary elections and caucuses go
they would provoke violence, which 4 billion people — a majority of the back only to 1972.
any reasonable person could find world’s people. And if some of these The constant flux in primary
impeachable.” But the rioters were elections are rigged or perfunctory scheduling and the continued
dispersed, and the electoral votes — see Vladimir Putin’s Russia — it prominence of certain states — I’ve
counted. is still notable that authoritarian never been able to find the provision
Nor does the current president have rulers consider it worth the trouble in the Constitution that says Iowa and
an impeccable record. As the Wall to go through the motions of at least New Hampshire vote first — have left
Street Journal’s Alyssia Finley points imitating electoral democracy. the presidential selection process as the
out, he has acted in blatant disregard Of course all is not well with the weakest part of our political system.
of constitutional limits on student operation of electoral democracy, This year, it has seemed to give
loan cancellations, banning evictions, even where it has long been voters little choice, with two nominees
mandating COVID-19 vaccines, and established, in the Anglosphere. Both both careless of democratic norms.
colluding with social media companies of the two oldest political parties in Biden has no effective competition for
to suppress dissenting speech. the world — America’s Democrats and the Democratic nomination, and the
A strong case can be made that the Britain’s Conservatives — are facing series of mostly specious indictments
administrations of both the current defeat. of Trump, starting last March, have
and former presidents, in important Current polling shows Biden to be propelled him far ahead of his serious
ways, transgressed constitutional trailing Trump, and Democrats could competitors, Ron DeSantis and Nikki
limits and violated traditional norms. lose their 51-49 Senate majority and Haley.
Which one was worse is subject fail to regain the House majority they That doesn’t leave democracy at
to debate, but neither has ended narrowly lost in 2022. This wouldn’t deadly risk. But modern electoral
democracy. be the first setback the Democratic democracy, in this year of a record
Trump has cynically denied that he Party has suffered since it was number of elections, is not operating
lost the 2020 election and has bullied founded in 1832 — 192 years ago! — optimally in the nation where it started
many Republicans into echoing his to reelect Andrew Jackson. But it’s some two centuries ago. ★
claims. Dozens of congressional one it might have avoided if it does
Democrats voted to reject electoral not renominate, as it seems certain Michael Barone is senior political analyst
votes cast for Republicans in the to do, an 81-year-old incumbent for the Washington Examiner.

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CARROLL
Working class overwhelmingly
prioritizes manufacturing
over climate change

W
hat does the working
class really want?
That is the headline
of George Packer’s
review of seven recent
books on politics and
the economy for the
Atlantic. And while the article gives a
surprisingly fair hearing to the role mass
migration has played in the decline of
America’s working class, it still suffers
from a glaring upper-class bias: an
infatuation with climate change.
Responding to John Judis and
Ruy Teixeira’s call for “gradualism” in
addressing climate change in their book,
Where Have All the Democrats Gone?: The
Soul of the Party in the Age of Extremes,
Packer simply asserts that the stakes are Borusan Mannesmann Pipe manufacturing facility in Baytown, Texas, in 2018.
too high for such indifferent messaging;
in Packer’s words, “the planet will be at from American Compass sheds needed According to the poll, 67% of
the mercy of extreme weather.” light on Packer’s original question. working-class respondents (defined
Whether or not the current upper- Headlined as a poll about as those without a college degree and
class hysteria over climate change is globalization and China, the American household income between $30,000
justified — past predictions of doom Compass’s poll that asks respondents and $80,000) chose manufacturing
have fallen comically short — is a subject which policy goal they prioritize higher, over climate change, while just 33%
for a longer post. For now, new polling reversing the decline of manufacturing or chose climate change.
addressing the risks of climate change, is Meanwhile, people in Packer’s
more responsive to Packer’s question. demographic (the upper class was
Here is the exact question defined as those with household
respondents were asked: incomes higher than $150,000)
“Policymakers often consider laws preferred manufacturing over
“While the article that would change how goods are climate change by just a 51% to 49%
gives a surprisingly produced, in ways that might have large margin. Only those self-identifying as
benefits in the long run but would also Democrats chose climate change over
fair hearing to the lead to higher prices in the short run. Two manufacturing, and even then only by a
role mass migration topics that have received a lot of attention 54% to 46% margin.
in recent years are the risks of climate One doesn’t have to buy into the
has played in the change and the decline of manufacturing. entire American Compass industrial
decline of America’s If you had to support at least one policy policy agenda to realize that there is
that would raise prices for you, which plenty of room for conservatives to
working class, it still would be a higher priority for you?” connect with working-class voters
suffers from a glaring Overall, 62% of adults said they
would rather pay higher prices to
on issues like regulatory reform that
would go a long way toward revitalizing
DAVID J. PHILLIP/AP

upper-class bias: strengthen American manufacturing manufacturing in the United States. ★


an infatuation with than pay higher prices to combat
climate change. But the breakdown by Conn Carroll is the commentary editor of
climate change.” class was even more revealing. the Washington Examiner.

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60 Washington Examiner January 16-23, 2024
ROGAN
Israel can go after Hezbollah without
US military participation

A
s Israel escalates its Israel has the moral and political position, the IDF’s success in Gaza
military operations right to carry out this action. The gives him increasing means to
against the Lebanese question: whether, if full-scale war confront Hezbollah better. There is
Hezbollah, the United between Hezbollah and Israel breaks also growing pressure from the Israeli
States should clarify that out, it is in the U.S. interest to join that right on Netanyahu to expand action
it would have to wage war with direct military force beyond against the Lebanese terrorist group
a war with Hezbollah air defense support. The U.S. certainly and political party.
without U.S. military participation. has forces in the region that it could Again, however, it would not be in
Israel’s intent is to degrade deploy to such a fight. America’s interest to enjoin its forces
Hezbollah forces proximate to Israel’s Bolstered Air Force fighter and against Hezbollah.
northern border and therefore allow bomber squadrons are operating Were the Marines to enter
tens of thousands of Israelis to return in the Middle East. The Eisenhower Lebanon, they would face fierce
to their homes in the north. To increase carrier strike group is in the Red ground combat action. They would
pressure on Hezbollah, the Israel Sea and is still only three months pummel Hezbollah but would also
Defense Forces are targeting command into its deployment (standard take casualties. U.S. military action
and control nodes and specific carrier deployments are six months would almost certainly necessitate
commanders in its organization. in duration). The USS Bataan-led the evacuation of the U.S. Embassy
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s Amphibious Ready Group remains in Beirut. More importantly, it would
government evidently assesses that off the Lebanese coast six months precipitate major diplomatic damage
Hezbollah wants to avoid a broader war, into its deployment (standard to U.S. relations with Jordan and the
so it will tolerate Israeli action without deployment length of 6-8 months). Sunni Arab kingdoms. As much as
employing its vast missile arsenal. That force centers on the 26th Marine they loathe Hezbollah and its Iranian
Expeditionary Unit, a ground combat sponsor/theological guide, these
centered unit. governments fear regional escalation.
The question is whether it would Most important of all, U.S. military
be in the U.S.’s interest to deploy operations against Hezbollah would
these forces against Hezbollah in represent an otherwise avoidable
“U.S. military any escalated war. I do not believe it distraction of uncertain duration.
operations against would be.
There is a key difference between
They would diminish the means of
addressing America’s U.S. strategic
Hezbollah would the situation now and when these U.S. concern: reserving forces for a
forces were first deployed following prospective conflict against China.
represent an Hamas’s Oct. 7 atrocities. Immediately Whether in terms of Taiwan or the
otherwise avoidable after Oct. 7, there was a legitimate Philippines, the U.S.-China conflict
fear of Israel being overwhelmed by threat is far greater than commonly
distraction of a multifront war. The U.S. wanted recognized. Due to the weak U.S.
uncertain duration. to deter Iran and Hezbollah from munitions base, any air or naval
seeking to take advantage of the IDF’s military action against Hezbollah would
They would diminish distraction with operations against diminish finite stocks of armaments
the means of Hamas. that might tip the balance between
That concern is now greatly victory or defeat against China.
addressing America’s diminished. The IDF has destroyed Put simply, it is Israel’s prerogative
U.S. strategic concern: much of Hamas’s combat power
and has clearly assumed the
to risk war with Hezbollah. But the
U.S. should not be a direct party to
reserving forces for a strategic initiative in Gaza. And that conflict if it arrives. ★
prospective conflict while Netanyahu has interests in
escalating against Hezbollah in order Tom Rogan is an online editor and foreign
against China.” to consolidate his weak political policy writer for the Washington Examiner.

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ZITO
Rep. Deluzio, first Democrat to call
for Austin’s resignation, details why

P
ITTSBURGH — Rep. Chris Rep. Chris Deluzio (D-PA)
Deluzio (D-PA), a western
Pennsylvania Democrat,
retired Navy officer, and
member of the House Armed
Services Committee, said
he is calling for Secretary
of Defense Lloyd Austin’s resignation
largely over the lack of transparency and
the lack of trust he has created between
the public and its government.
Deluzio said in an interview with
the Washington Examiner that his
background in uniform led him to step
up as the first lawmaker in his party to
call for Austin’s resignation after failing
to notify anyone in command of his
health condition.
“I think the chain of command is leaving that command. Biden, who got chain of command, I think that kind
just critical, and I think the failure at to know Austin when he visited the of lapse has to rest with the secretary.
the Pentagon here to keep the White Middle East as vice president, secured He’s ultimately responsible for the
House informed is a serious one, and rapid confirmation of the general as the department, and that’s really what
that’s what this is about for me,” he said 28th secretary of defense. drove my call today for his resignation.”
of posting online asking for Austin’s Austin and his team have drawn Deluzio, who lives in a suburb of
resignation last night. sharp condemnation for not notifying Pittsburgh in a rivertown along the
“No one begrudges anyone ever both the White House and Congress of Allegheny River, represents the 17th
getting ill or sick,” he said. “My God, both his Dec. 22 medical procedure and Congressional District, a swing district
it could happen to all of us. But I think his emergency hospitalization 11 days that is made up of blue-collar and
the failure at the department to keep later for severe pain. suburban neighborhoods in Allegheny
that continuity of chain of command Austin also failed to notify Biden or County as well as all of Beaver County.
and to make sure the White House was anyone in the administration that he He will face Republican state Rep.
informed, that’s the failure, and the was diagnosed with prostate cancer, Rob Mercuri, of Allegheny County, also
buck has to stop with Secretary Austin.” White House Officials admitted earlier a veteran who served two tours in Iraq
Deluzio said that break in the this week. in the U.S. Army and was awarded the
chain drove him to call for Austin’s A defiant John Kirby, a spokesman Bronze Star medal for his service, for
resignation: “I take very seriously my for the White House’s National Security that seat in November.
duty on the Armed Services Committee, Council, said in a White House For him, Deluzio says it all comes
and that includes oversight of the press conference Monday, “There down to the notification and the
Defense Department, and so, that’s is no plans for anything other than transparency. “I think the breakdown
what drove me to say it. I don’t think Secretary Austin to stay in the job and of making sure that, in this case, the
it’s about party politics. I think it’s just continuing the leadership that he’s been highest levels of our chain of command,
about our readiness and the continuity demonstrating.” up to the commander in chief, were
of the chain of command.” Deluzio said they still don’t have kept in the dark. That failure falls with
Austin, who was nominated by then- the full picture yet of the timeline and the Defense Department and is one that
MAT T ROURKE/AP

President Barack Obama to be the 12th what the involvement of senior folks at I think we can’t stomach here.” ★
commander of U.S. Central Command the Pentagon looked like, “But for me,
in 2012, served 41 years in uniform I think given the potential harm that Salena Zito is a senior writer for the
and retired as a four-star general after could have come here, the gap in the Washington Examiner.

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OBITUARY

and occasionally appeared at the White


House. Amalija Knavs was at a 2018
ceremony where the first lady debuted
her “Be Best” public awareness
campaign to help children.
“This is a very sad night for the
entire Trump family!!!” Trump wrote
on his social media site, Truth Social.
“Melania’s great and beautiful mother,
Amalija, has just gone to a beautiful
place in the sky. She was an incredible
woman, and will be missed far beyond
words!”
Melania Trump sponsored her
parents’ immigration to the United
States, and they took the oath to
Amalija Knavs, 1945-2024 become citizens at a New York City
courthouse in 2018, while Trump was
Mother of former first lady president. The Slovenian immigrants, a
former car dealer and a textile factory
Melania Trump worker, had been living in the U.S. as
permanent residents.

A
PABLO MARTINEZ MONSIVAIS/AP; MANUEL BALCE CENETA, FILE/AP

Their lawyer said at the time


malija Knavs, the mother daughters, grandson, and son-in-law. that they applied for citizenship on
of former first lady We will miss her beyond measure and their own and didn’t get any special
Melania Trump, has died. continue to honor and love her legacy.” treatment. The Knavses raised
Mrs. Trump Donald Trump said at a New Year’s Melania, born Melanija, in the rural
announced the death on Eve celebration at his Mar-a-Lago industrial town of Sevnica while
Jan. 9 without disclosing the cause. estate in Palm Beach, Florida, that Slovenia was under Communist rule.
“It is with deep sadness that I his mother-in-law was “very ill” and She attended high school in the
announce the passing of my beloved his wife was with her at a hospital in Slovenian capital, Ljubljana, and
mother, Amalija,” Trump wrote on Miami. changed her name to Melania Knauss
X, the platform formerly known as “It’s a tough one, very tough one,” when she started modeling.
Twitter. “Amalija Knavs was a strong he said of the situation. She settled in New York in 1996
woman who always carried herself During the Trump presidency, the and met Trump two years later. They
with grace, warmth, and dignity. She first lady’s mother lived in New York married in 2005. 
was entirely devoted to her husband, along with her father, Viktor Knavs, — Associated Press

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CROSSWORD

Caucus State 54 Hit the press? 41 “Well done!”


57 Indigenous Canadian 42 Teutonic turndown
By Brendan Emmett Quigley 58 Drivel 43 Pugilists’ org.
59 ___ jacket 47 “Last Week Tonight
            
61 Cremona crowd? with John Oliver”
   62 Pundit Shapiro channel
63 Draft an old 49 Director Chazelle
  
Egyptian kingdom? 51 Topped on eBay
    67 Part of a play 52 Electrician’s concern
     
68 Available 53 Military command
69 Cannery row? 55 Clean, as a spill
   70 Bout stopper, for short 56 Ketanji bench mate
      71 Pressed sandwiches 57 Euripides play
72 Brink 60 Grocery chain with
   
an orange and blue logo
   62 Dracula, at times
64 Sister or mother
       
DOWN 65 Show with spinoffs set
    1 Major malfunctions in Miami and New York
2 Jedi Obi-Wan 66 Southwest Indian
   
3 “Everything’s fine by me”
     4 Cry from Homer Simpson
5 Teed off
  
6 Total
   7 “I knew it!”
8 PC linkup
9 Baseball legend Satchel
10 Like some cheddar
11 “It was me, wasn’t it?”
ACROSS 30 Window ledge 12 Encouraging words
1 Losing streak 31 “No way, ___!” 13 Important
5 Root holders 32 Legendary pirate 18 Frequently, in poetry SOLUTION TO LAST
11 Pen filler 33 Resort 23 Fine WEEK’S CROSSWORD:
14 Lost animated fish 35 Emulates Drake 25 And CLIENT LISTS
15 “Wow!!” 38 Paris’s Pont ___ Arts 27 Nazareth native & $ * ( % $ 1 & $, + / /
16 Fall flat 39 Wastefully extravagant 28 Give a hand ( / / $ ( 0 2 $ /1 2 6 2
2 7 , 6 $ 3 7 3 $5 , 8 3
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news readers? 43 “Oh ___ is me!” 31 Clink 6 1 , 3 3 ( 7 $ 7 1 6
$ 0
6 $ 7 / $ 6 (6 / , 7
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7 ( 0 < ' 6 2 $ 7 ( 5
20 Rock’s ___ Fighters 45 Logger’s tool 36 Educ. radio spots 7 5
2 9 ( 8 7 , & $
, 6
/ ( 6 7 0 , 7 $ 0 ( '
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( 6 & 5 8 1 & + ( 6 $
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) 6 2 8 7 6 2 / '
24 WWII ship sinker 50 Caucus state whose might linger , 1 ) ( ( 7 0 $ , / ( '
1 ( 5 ( , ' 2 / ( 6 ( 7 ,
26 Places for keynotes abbreviation was added 40 Start of some ' $ 6 $ 1 , 1 ( ' . $ 1 (
near the ocean? to five theme answers sequel titles $ 5 7 . , 7 < $ < 6 3 $ 7

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