1. Wife started packing clothes. Husband: Where are you going? Wife: To my mother.

Husband started
packing his clothes too. Wife: why are you packing your clothes. Husband: I'm going to my mother. Wife:
And what about the children? Husband: Since you are going to your mother and I'm going to my
mother, the children should go with their mother.

2. A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the
blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts
hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she
enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come
to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello..

3. Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring." Husband: "I had
the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."

4. A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was
looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right
now." Her

husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started..

5.Teacher: Everyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up. Me: *stand up* Teacher: Ah, so we have one
stupid person among us. Me: Actually, It broke my heart to see you standing there alone Teacher:🙃

6 Unknown guy :- Can I call u? Girl :- Yes u can. Her phone rings...she doesn't pick the call. Unknown
Guy :- Why didn't u pick my call? Girl :- When did I say that I'll answer ur call? I just said u can call...

7. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I
gave him a glass of water. I love supporting the community.

8. During lunch time... Boy : Hey...baby , there is... Girl : keep quite...during lunch , we shouldn't talk Girl
after finishing lunch : Yes , darling..what you wanted to say Boy : There was a cockroach in your
plate !!!.

9. Boy aged 4: dad, i've decided to get married. Dad: wonderful, do you have a girl in mind? Boy: yes..
grandma! she said she loves me, i love her too.. and she's the best cook & story teller in the whole
world! Dad: that's nice, but we have a problem there! Boy: what problem? Dad: she happens to be my
mother. how can you marry my mother!? Boy: why not?! you married mine!

10. A teacher tells a student "When I was your age I knew a lot of words" The student replied "That was
because you had a better teacher"

11. Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctor’s Waiting Room. The Girl Started to Cry The Boy Asked
Her:"Why Are You Crying?” The Girl Said: “I’m Here For Blood Test , the doctor will be going to Cut My
Finger” The Boy cried as well. Girl: “ Why Are You Crying? Boy: “I’m Here For The Urine Test“.

12. 👶:Hello sir i have a question ❤

👨:Ask

👶How do you put elephant in the fridge?

👨:You can't it is too big

👶:Wrong, all you have to do is to open the fridge and put the elephant.

👨:Mhhhh okay then 🔥

👶:The second question , how do you put a donkey in a fridge?

👨:Open the fridge and put the donkey in the fridge.

👶:Wrong again you have to take out the elephant and put the donkey

👨:Yohh okay

👶:The third question, if a lion had a birthday party and all animals went there , which animal will be
missing?

👨:All of them because the lion will eat all of them.

👶:Wrong , the donkey will be missing because it is in the fridge.

👨:Are you kidding me?

👶:The last question, if you are at the river ,🐊 where crocodile lives, how will you cross?

👨:Easy i would build a boat and float across the river because if you swim you'll get killed by the
crocodiles.

👶:All you have to do is to swim 🏊 across the river , because all animals went to Lion's birthday party.😂😂
#Coverchallenge

13. I went to a KFC today and a beautiful girl asked me if I'm single, I happily answered YES. Then she
took the available chair in front of me and gave it to her boyfriend.

14. My girlfriend Dad said I shouldn't set my foot into their house again 😢😢 I'm on a wheelchair going
back there tomorrow 😎😉

15. So this football fans language is everywhere, I was watching football in my place in Nigeria at a bar, I
bought a bottle of drink to d guy next to me than d started arguing than he said that he bought a player
for millions of dollars that was when I asked him to pay for our drinks

16. In Grade 3 class, a little girl ask

"Teacher can my mom got pregnant?"

Teacher: How old is your mother?

Little Girl: She is 40

Teacher: Oh yes she can be pregnant

Little Girl: Can my big sister can be pregnant?

Teacher: How old is your sister

Little Girl: She is 18

Teacher: Ofcourse Your sister can certainly pregnant

Little Girl: So how about me? Can i be pregnant?

Teacher: How old are you?

Little Girl: Im 8

Teacher: No dear, you can't be pregnant

Then the little boy gives a poke and say

"See I told you, We had nothing to worry about!"

The teacher fainted

17. A man walked in a restaurant and aggressively shouted his order to the waiter.

"Please give me 2 pieces of chicken and give everyone 2 pieces of chicken because when I eat I want
everyone else to eat as well!"

The waiter gave him his meal and everyone else theirs. When they finished their meal he shouted
another order.

"Give me a bottle of brandy and everyone else a bottle of whisky , because when I drink I want everyone
to drink".

Everyone was happy and they started singing Jack praises saying Jack is the man, Jack is the man!!

When jack finished his drink he shouted again,

"Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill because when I pay for my meal and drinks I want
everyone to pay for theirs!"
Jack will be buried this coming Saturday. Hope you be there.

18. That moment Mom saysReturn it to the person that sold it to u & collect my money Oh'& u have
Used the change

19. Some marriages are like a present They are beautiful outside🎁 But very disappointing inside.
*Teachers will be saying we copied during exam Because our answers were the same.* But wait were
the questions also not the same.*

20. Voltic water, Exchange of keys, Urinating fine. Teacher and students, chop bar lecture, light shock,
stamerer, tea salt for girlfriend, food falls down, pharmacy drug, how do you do, shoe maker, nose mask
girl, hey stop, fake dada bee, imitating enemy, Taxi fake story,