Santa baby, slip a blanket under the tree for me

I really do feel the cold

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a polyester dressing gown too, light blue
And a nightie to match
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the toyboys that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be also good
If you'll check off my Christmas list
Santa baby, Senokot and really that's not a lot
Had a problem all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa honey a stanna stairlift would be ideal, I feel
Hips are shot and so are my knees
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, I'd really like some hemorroid cream, supreme!
You may have noticed a theme?
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Are you single, we could mix
I've a lot of ailments that you could fix
A man like you is what I need
So work your Christmas magic tricks
Santa baby, forgot to say I might have my rollers in
Don't want to give you a fright
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight