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CONTENTS PHOTOGRAPH BY GABRIELA HASBUN 31.11

Features

P.
The Big
Interviews
Google’s Sundar
Pichai on retaking the
lead in AI and Uber’s
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p.44 “We’re the
Ones Who Hit
You Up Before
p.58 Blind Spot

With the world on


the brink of a myopia
p.68 A Wrinkle
in Time
As a young designer,
p.76 The Buyer

In the war against


Russia, some
Dara Khosrowshahi You Blow Up” epidemic, Taiwan Patricia Moore Ukrainians carry AK-
on what’s next for the offers a warning, and undertook a radical 47s. Andrey Liscovich
Inside a TikTok talent a cure. experiment in aging. carries a shopping list.
on-demand giant. factory for misfit stars. Her discoveries
by Amit Katwala reshaped the built by Samanth
by Steven Levy by Brendan I. world. Subramanian
Koerner
by Lexi Pandell

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CONTENTS

Issue 31.11 p.14

On the Cover p.16 p.24

“Spending the day with Ursus Start Gear


Magana and his crew of
misfit creators was absolute p.09 AI Goes to Jail p.20 The Collapse p.24 The Must-Have
chaos—just the way I like
it,” says Los Angeles–based by Morgan Meaker of Online Privacy Gear and Gadgets of CLOCKWISE FROM TOP LEFT: BRENDAN CONROY; TIM FU + MIDJOURNEY AI; TWISHA PATNI; LAURYN HILL

photographer Sinna Nasseri. by Alice E. Marwick 2053


For our cover story on p.14 Roblox’s Plan to
Magana’s TikTok talent fac- by the WIRED Reviews Team
Grow—and Grow Up p.22 Cloud Support:
tory, we wanted to capture
by Lauren Goode
the manic energy behind
its new formula for fame.
My Kid, the Next
Influencer
Six-Word
The talent delivered. “The p.16 How to Optimize
kids filmed TikToks in the
kitchen and fleshed out
for Resilience
by Meghan O’Gieblyn Sci-Fi
160-bpm hyperpop songs by Paul Ford
p.88 Very Short Stories
at the dining table,” Nasseri
says, then they all headed by WIRED readers
up to the rooftop at dusk.
“I asked everyone to put a
hand on Ursus, a decidedly
magnetic man, and suddenly
a spotlight appeared behind
him, piercing the night sky.”

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RANTS AND RAVES 31.11

Readers
weigh AI’s lofty
promises and
consider the
A-bomb’s
hidden costs.
For WIRED ’s AI-focused October issue,
editor at large Steven Levy penned the
quintessential profile of OpenAI, and fea-
tures editor Camille Bromley explained
how scientists are harnessing AI to
“decode” animal communication. Online,
Ngofeen Mputubwele revisited years of
abusive working conditions in the ura-
nium mines of the Belgian Congo.

RE: “THE TRANSFORMERS” RE: “CALLS OF THE WILD” RE: “THE DARK
HISTORY OPPENHEIMER
Your magazine should step back The most disturbing thing the DIDN’T SHOW”
and take a good look at your- author pointed out was that
selves. To stay with the Beatles “the blue whales, hunted down China is rapidly developing in
analogy, WIRED is becoming the to a mere 1 percent of their the Congo using child miners
journalistic equivalent of those population, might have lost in unsafe working conditions.
screaming fans running after almost everything.” If humans Little has changed. In that
the Fab Four’s limo. were reduced to 1 percent of aspect, your article missed
—Martha Bayles our present global population the point. The dark history
and then allowed to “regrow” has not stopped.
OpenAI chose to experiment and repopulate the planet, —Tony Chopkoski
at large with society and feed what would be lost? Cultures,
off of the sensationalism before languages, customs, families. This was an enlightening
putting any guardrails and sys- What does it mean for humans and important story, espe-
temic thought into it. Not so to reduce any species to such cially in a time when mining
long ago the approach was to a level? is more important than ever
perform carefully controlled —Larry Mahan for all our needed scientific
experiments to gather data on breakthroughs in technology.
safety and consumer protec- In the 50 years I’ve spent While Oppenheimer serves
tion. What’s happening in AI is studying acoustic commu- as a timely warning about our
simply reckless. nication in animals, I learned current race to “win” with AI,
—Dev Ramgopaul we need to avoid the pit- parallel warnings about the
falls of hubris and anthro- hidden consequences of the
Still trying to understand the pomorphism. Hubris arises race to build a new technol-
societal benefits of this prod- when an investigator believes ogy would have been a wel-
uct. Seems like it is a sci-fi folly that because they may have come addition.
which everyone believes is decoded some of the “lan- —Niklas Hall
most likely to end badly. guage” used by animals to
—@dabus_vanv communicate with each other, While it is true the uranium
they also understand the inner for the first atomic bombs
“Crackles,” “tumble,” “ducked,” lives of their subjects and, came from the Congo, it’s
“careen,” “surfing.” As a writer even worse, will eventually also important to remem-
myself, these descriptive verbs be able to chat with them. It ber the effect that uranium
do it for me in the intro! is natural, but usually wrong, mining has had on Native
RE: “THE TRANSFORMERS” —Joanne Chu to interpret animal behavior American communities. The
from our human perspective majority of uranium the US
and attribute human feelings government has produced
“The beginning and motivations where they
don’t exist.
during the mid-20th cen-
tury has actually come from
—Eliot Brenowitz Navajo land.
of the end. —Christian LaMattery

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BY MORGAN MEAKER PHOTOGRAPH BY SHAWN MICHAEL JONES

AI GOES
TO JAIL
Companies in search of enough data
laborers to train their algorithms may have
a controversial new option: prisoners.
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trians and palm trees, or what combi-


nations of words describe violence
or sexual abuse. Usually these work-
ers are stationed in the global south,
where wages are cheap. OpenAI, for
example, uses an outsourcing firm that short, three-hour shifts appealed to

A
employs clickworkers in Kenya, Uganda, her, and the low hourly pay was “bet-
and India. That arrangement works for ter than staying in the cell,” Marmalade
US companies operating in the world’s says. She’s done just three shifts so far,
most widely spoken language, English, but it has already given her a sense of
but very few people in the global south achievement.
speak Finnish. Around 20 inmates at Hämeenlinna
That’s why Metroc turned to prison had tried the AI work by the time I vis-
labor. The company gets to hire Finnish- ited the prison. “Some definitely like it
speaking workers at low wages, while the more than others,” says Minna Inkinen,
prison system can offer inmates employ- a work instructor who sits alongside
a c r o s s a s t e r i l e white table in a ment that, it says, prepares them for dig- Marmalade. There are now only three
windowless room, I’m introduced to a ital work after their release. In Finland, inmates who regularly volunteer for AI
woman in her forties. She has a square the project has received widespread shifts, adds Inkinen, explaining that the
jaw and blond hair pulled back with a support. other two are currently in court. “I would
baby-blue scrunchie. “The girls call me Finland might be famous for its open prefer to do it in a group,” says Marma-
Marmalade,” she says, using her prison prisons, where inmates can work and lade, who keeps the door open so that
nickname. Early on a Wednesday morn- study in nearby towns, but Marmalade’s between answering AI questions she can
ing, Marmalade is here, in a Finnish current residence, Hämeenlinna Prison, chat with the inmates in the busy sewing
prison, to demonstrate a new type of is not one of them. It’s the country’s high- room next door.
prison labor. est-security women’s institution. Mar- Those questions arrive from a slick
The table is bare except for a small malade is four months into a six-year Helsinki coworking space about 100 kilo-
bottle of water and a laptop. During sentence. Under privacy rules set by the meters south of the prison. There, I meet
three-hour shifts, for which she’s paid prison, wired is not able to publish her Metroc’s tall and boyish founder and
€1.54 ($1.67) an hour, the laptop dis- real name, exact age, or any other iden- CEO, Jussi Virnala. He leads me past a
plays chunks of text about real estate tifying information. row of indoor swings, a pool table, and a
and asks Marmalade yes or no questions When Marmalade first arrived, she series of men in suits to a tiny, stiflingly
about what she has just read. Sample would watch other women go to work hot meeting room. It’s an exciting week,
question: “Is the previous paragraph each morning to clean, do laundry, or he says, with a grin. The company has just
referring to a real estate decision, sew their own clothes. For a six-hour announced a €2 million funding round
rather than an application?” shift, they would receive roughly €6. that he plans to use to expand across the
“It’s a little boring,” Marmalade But Marmalade couldn’t bear to take Nordic countries.
shrugs, not entirely sure of the exercise’s part. “I would find it very tiring,” she Turning to prisons for labor was Vir-
purpose. Maybe she is helping to create says. Instead she spent long stretches nala’s idea. Metroc needed native Finnish
a customer service chatbot, she muses. of time in her cell. When a prison coun- speakers to help improve its LLM. But in
In fact, she is training a large lan- selor suggested she try “AI work,” the a high-wage economy like Finland, →
guage model owned by Metroc, a Finn-
ish startup that runs a search engine
designed to help construction com-
panies find newly approved building
projects. To do that, Metroc needs data
labelers to help its models understand
clues from news articles and government “It’s a little boring,” Marmalade
documents. The AI has to be able to tell
the difference between a project that has
shrugs, not entirely sure of the
already commissioned an architect or a exercise’s purpose. Maybe she
window fitter, for example, and projects
that might still be hiring. is helping to create a customer
Around the world, millions of so-called
clickworkers train AI models, teaching service chatbot, she muses.
machines the difference between pedes-

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finding those data laborers was difficult.


EXPIRED TIRED WIRED
The welfare system’s generous unem-
ployment benefits leave little incen-
Three days or “it probably
tive for Finns to sign up for Amazon’s “Work remotely for as “Please come to the office won’t work out for you at
long as you need to.” two or three days a week.” Amazon.”
Mechanical Turk or other low-wage click-
work platforms. “Mechanical Turk didn’t Dark money Dark web Dark oxygen
have many Finnish-language workers,”
Virnala says. At the same time, he adds, “(Sittin’ on) the Dock of “Sit on You” by Tim and Eric “Sitting” by TJ Mack (aka
the Bay” by Otis Redding Brian Jordan Alvarez)
automatic translation tools are still inept
at Finnish, a language with only 5 million Alien abductions Alien spacecraft Alien mummies
native speakers.
In 2022, when Virnala pitched his Glow-in-the-dark Glow-in-the-dark braces Glow-in-the-dark
Frisbee houseplant
idea to Pia Puolakka, head of the Smart
Prison Project at Finland’s prison
and probation agency, Puolakka was
instantly interested, she says. Her job
is to make sure inmates have access to By the time I meet Tuukka Lehtiniemi, a researcher at the University
rapidly evolving technologies as they of Helsinki who studies data labor in Finnish prisons, I’m feeling torn
serve time, and she considers data labor about the merits of the project. Traveling straight from the prison,
just another part of that mission. where women work for €1.54 an hour, to Metroc’s offices, where the
The aim is not to replace prison labor staff was celebrating a €2 million investment, was jarring. In a café
staples, such as making road signs and opposite Helsinki’s grand cathedral, Lehtiniemi patiently listens to
gardening. It’s about giving prisoners me describe that experience.
more variety. “This type of work is the His own interviews with inmates have given him a different view, and
future, and if we want to prepare prison- Lehtiniemi is generally positive about the program. To my point about
ers for life outside prison, these types of pay disparity, he argues that this is not an ordinary workforce. “Compar-
skills might be at least as important as ing the money I get as a researcher and what the prisoner gets for their
the traditional work types that prisons labor, it doesn’t make sense,” he says.
provide,” Puolakka says. “When we think about data labor, we tend to think about Mechani-
Some critics consider Metroc’s effort cal Turk, people in the global south or the rural US,” Lehtiniemi says.
part of the problematic rush for cheap But for him, this is a distinct local version, with a twist that benefits
labor that underpins the AI revolu- society. It gives prisoners cognitively stimulating work, compared to
tion. “The narrative that we are mov- other available options, while representing the Finnish language in
ing toward a fully automated society the AI revolution. Without this kind of initiative, Lehtiniemi worries
that is more convenient and more effi- that non-English languages are being locked out of the future. Smart
cient tends to obscure the fact that actual speakers struggle to understand Finnish dialects. “Not all Finnish peo-
humans power a lot of these systems,” ple speak English very well, so there’s a need for these local forms of
says Amos Toh, a senior researcher at data labeling,” he says.
Human Rights Watch who focuses on AI. There is a sense in Finland that the prison project is just the beginning.
For Toh, “this dynamic is deeply Some worry that it could lead to inmates being asked to do more contro-
familiar,” as companies looking to cut versial types of data labor, like moderating violent content. “Even if the
labor costs increasingly turn to groups data is uncontroversial right now, we have to think about the precedent
of people with few other options: refu- it sets,” Toh says. “What stops companies from outsourcing data label-
gees, populations in countries gripped ing of traumatic and unsavory content to people in prison?”
by economic crisis, and now prisoners. AI companies are only going to need more data labor, forcing them to
He is also unconvinced by the argument seek increasingly unusual ways to keep pace. As Metroc plots its expan-
that data labor helps inmates build digi- sion across the Nordic region and additional languages, Virnala says that
tal skills. “There are many ways in which exporting the prison labor project is “something we need to explore.” It
people in prison can advance themselves, could be Finland’s most divisive export since salty licorice.
like getting certificates and taking part
in advanced education,” Toh says. “But Senior writer M O RG A N M E A K E R covers business and technology in Europe.
I’m skeptical about whether doing data
labeling at 1 euro per hour will lead to
meaningful advancement.”

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share stories,” says CEO David Baszucki. reported more than 65 million daily
“In the midst of Covid we all used video active users and 14 billion “engaged
systems, and we know that’s going to hours,” a 24 percent increase from
keep getting better.” Roblox, he adds, “is the year before. Since the platform’s
moving from audio to video to full 3D.” launch in 2006, the majority of its users
Roblox’s tracking technology will have been young. Kids really, really like
capture movements at 40 points on Roblox. Just ask the Chicago mom who
the user’s face, allowing their avatar to had to hop into live-action gameplay
mimic their facial expressions and con- to finally get her daughter’s attention
vey their emotions. (Roblox is doing this and ask her to take the lasagna out of the
on-device and says it won’t send personal freezer—a well-publicized incident that

R
data to the cloud.) At first, only one-on- likely had Roblox’s marketing depart-
one video chats will be allowed, and only ment doing virtual cartwheels.
between users aged 13 and up who are in But last year, 38 percent of those
one another’s contacts. daily active users were 17 or over, and
Baszucki says Roblox may eventually as of the second quarter of this year,
offer photorealistic video chat to sup- 17- to 24-year-olds became the app’s
port business uses (and dating). “It’s fastest-growing age group. Roblox has
possible that in a very professional busi- leaned into the fact that its core users
ness situation, at some point, we’ll all are aging and recently launched a cat-
choose photorealistic avatars on Roblox. egory of games specifically designed
But we’ll probably see a few other ava- for the 17-and-up crowd. Chief prod-
tars, too.” uct officer Manuel Bronstein told The
Roblox’s immersive video chat fea- Verge that this new category would
r i g h t a r o u n d t h e time Mark ture takes direct aim at Meta’s vision for allow more graphic content and adult
Zuckerberg started making a fever- the metaverse, but the two companies themes, like “depictions of heavy blood-
ish pitch for the headset-powered are also in a partnership. Roblox said a shed and alcohol use.” Access to these
metaverse, other tech execs began full version of its app will be available games requires uploading a selfie and a
pointing out that the metaverse already to all Meta Quest headset users this fall photo of a government-issued ID.
existed—you could access it through (it was previously offered in beta), and For Roblox, the lasagna-mom inci-
mobile apps like Fortnite and Roblox. it will also be available “soon” on Sony dent underscored that communica-
People love these apps—especially kids PlayStation, expanding Roblox’s audi- tion was going to be a big part of the
and teens. Who needs a face computer ence even more. platform’s appeal, beyond gaming. If
when you can easily spend hours chat- All of this is part of Roblox’s plan for users—whether they’re 10, 17, or 25—
ting with friends through the screens growth, but also for growing up. In its were going to bounce, they’d likely go
you already have? most recent earnings report, Roblox to an app where they can use a camera
Now Roblox, which isn’t so much a
game as an entire platform of user-
generated games, is adding more power
to its metaversal punch. In November,
Roblox plans to launch an immersive
video chat option for gamers. The ZOOMING
feature, called Roblox Connect, will
work on any device that has a camera
and can run Roblox. It relies on 3D-
animated avatars, not photorealistic
AHEAD
video, and will place people in virtual
spaces instead of showing their real- Roblox is betting on immersive,
life backgrounds.
avatar-based video chat to expand
“When people see Roblox, they see
parts of a Venn diagram, and the big its audience—and keep the kids from
diagram for us is thinking through how growing out of its virtual world.
people connect and communicate and
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tars could engage in sex acts. Some even


re-created mass shootings. In August
2022, leaked documents obtained by
Vice News highlighted how Roblox was
struggling to moderate issues such as
“bulges” in avatar clothing, bullying,
sexting, and the grooming of minors
by child predators. During a brief Rob-
lox gaming session recently, wifed
observed a gamer repeatedly calling
another gamer “ugly” in the text chat
and demanding that another gamer
“get out” of the room.
Roblox’s content moderation prob-
lem is the problem of the internet in
general. Like a lot of other influential
platforms, Roblox is attempting to
solve moderation with a combination of
humans and a high dose of technology.
A spokesperson for Roblox declined to
share how many content moderators it
employs; in the past it has said 1,600. In
interviews with wifed, company exec-
utives consistently pointed to machine
learning systems that Roblox has devel-
oped for its audio chat feature as an
example of its technical moderation.
Roblox’s chief technology officer, Dan
Sturman, says the company has insti-
tuted a policy that if any Roblox user
declines to answer a series of repeated
to connect with friends, be that TikTok, where when it scales things up, book- audio calls from another user, the caller
Snapchat, or FaceTime. ings typically go up as well. will be penalized. Users can also mute or
Roblox Connect, then, is an attempt Speaking of user happiness, Roblox block other users. Sturman says Roblox
to get people to just hang out in Roblox. has been intensely criticized for falling is rolling out voice moderation tools that
Hanging out equals more engaged min- short in content moderation. Allowing will automatically detect five catego-
utes, and more engaged minutes leads real-time video chats could open the ries of abuse, harassment, and bullying
to better advertising opportunities platform up to fresh forms of harmful in “real time or near real time.” A user
and “bookings,” the purchase of virtual content and abuse. Just look at Meta’s who violates policies will get immedi-
goods using the app’s digital currency, Horizon Worlds metaverse, where ate feedback “without having to have a
Robux. Bookings for Roblox last quar- an early user reported being groped human in the loop.”
ter totaled nearly $781 million, up 20 by a virtual stranger. The company’s “Our strong belief, and our initial
percent year over year. But the average response was that the user should have trials, tells us that just reminding some-
number of bookings per daily active user instituted a “safe zone”—putting the one that they’re not behaving well is
has been going down, and the company onus squarely on the victim. But Roblox going to be a huge impetus to behave,”
is looking to squeeze more value out of can’t necessarily insist that a bunch of Sturman says. That’s certainly one
each player. “We have said publicly that 13-year-olds figure out metaversal social interpretation of how content moder-
older players tend to monetize better,” dynamics on their own. ation works—a view of the internet
Baszucki says. “We’ve actually tended In early 2022, TechDirt reported that that’s as frictionless and idealized as
to be pretty conservative and focused a surge in Roblox users during Covid 3D avatars.
on user happiness, user growth, and lockdowns spawned new problems.
engagement time.” But he adds that the Creators launched games featuring Senior writer L A U R E N G O O D E covers
company has built a virtual economy red-light districts, where user’s ava- consumer tech issues and trends.

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BY PAUL FORD ILLUSTRATION BY TWISHA PATNI

w h e n y o u b u i l d software, you add that drop-off” or “Promising, but let’s


little hooks into the code so that, as users keep our focus on the people who aren’t
open a window, tap a picture, upload a engaged.” My cofounder runs “prod-
file, the code tattles on them, sending uct”; I’m loosely in charge of “the fun-
some of their data to another compa- nel.” The funnel, in case you are blessed and a fraction of those sign up for the
ny’s server. Log data is sowed; reports not to know, is an inverted triangle with product (three), and a fraction of those
are reaped. This is known as “analytics” horizontal stripes. The top of the funnel, turn into customers—conversion! So
or, if there are people with advanced the first stripe, is the stuff that brings in it’s not really a funnel, more of a juicer.
degrees involved, “data science.” visitors—advertising, YouTube tutori- In our analytics meetings, we measure
I cofounded a software company, like als, LinkedIn posts, newsletters, blog the human juice as it dribbles in: pages
a doofus, so I attend a weekly analytics posts, all the endless churn of content. visited, sign-ups, actions taken. We talk
meeting. I nod at the Zoom camera and Some fraction of those visitors sign up about how to squeeze more. We behave
say things like “Not surprising to see for the newsletter (that’s stripe two), ourselves and don’t track the people who
ask us not to track them. We say things
like “Team, 98 percent of our beloved
users never click the gray button. Have
we considered red?” No one ever says,
“Eileen in apartment 4A is saving links
about fentanyl—let’s tell her insurer.”
They’re good meetings. I’ve done them
for years. But this past summer, some-
thing felt off.
The summer was very warm. I don’t
need to tell you, do I? One of our manag-
ers came back from vacation and told us
that they rarely left their hotel because
it was too hot in the daytime. Birds and
humans alike changed migration pat-
terns, sometimes to route around floods
and fires. Protesters questioned human-
ity’s endless focus on growth; arrests
were made. Climate Week came and
went, presumably leaving 51 other weeks
without climate.
As the leaves turned, my wilted brain
figured it out. Here I was, looking for
growth—how to get from 10,000 users to
10,001—while outside the company, peo-
ple were marching about how it was time
to focus on absolutely anything else. I
tend to agree with them. Our startup

RESILIENCE IS THE
MISSING METRIC
The tech economy is all about growth. What if it maximized
something else for a change?
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has a small carbon footprint, so we’re What I ended up imagining


not the problem in that sense. But was
growth the right metric, the only met- was basically HR software
ric, for us to obsess about?
My mind drifted to a book called
for Burning Man, which, well,
Lean Logic. It’s a big red book. I took it
off the shelf and skimmed through it.
I’m not sure that’s the world
It’s the life’s work of a British econo- I want to live in either.
mist named David Fleming, published
after his death in 2010. Fleming was of
his time—big into predicting peak oil
and very against nuclear power—but
the book is a one-person hypertext of
surprising depth, and it is very help-
ful framing as things get a little worse. Fleming offers several definitions of very badly in the marketplace (assuming
(The whole thing is available for free at resilience, the briefest of which is “the you could even measure that).
Leanlogic.online.) ability of a system to cope with shock.” The fundamental problem is that
Fleming believed that growth has nat- He describes two kinds: preventive the stuff that creates resilience won’t
ural limits. Things grow to maturity— resilience, which helps you maintain ever show up in the analytics. Let’s say
kids into adults, saplings into trees, an existing state in spite of shocks, and you were building a chat app. If people
startups into full-fledged companies— recovery-elastic resilience, which helps chat more using your app, that’s good,
but growth beyond that point is, in his you adapt quickly to a new post-shock right? That’s community! But the really
words, a “pathology” and an “afflic- state. Growth won’t help you with resil- good number, from a resilience perspec-
tion.” The bigger and more productive ience, Fleming argues. Only community tive, is how often they put down the app
an economy gets, he argued, the more will. He’s big on the “informal econ- and meet up in person to hash things
resources it needs to burn to maintain omy”—think Craigslist and Buy Noth- out. Because that will lead to someone
its own infrastructure. It becomes less ing, not Amazon. People helping people. coming by the house with lasagna when
and less efficient at keeping any one per- So I began to imagine, in my hypo- someone else has Covid, or someone giv-
son clothed, fed, and sheltered. He called critical heart, an analytics platform ing someone’s kid an old acoustic guitar
this the “intensification paradox”: The that would measure resilience in those from the attic in exchange for, I don’t
harder everyone works to make the GDP terms. As growth shot too high, noti- know, a beehive. Whole Earth stuff. You
line point up, the harder everyone has fications would fire off to your phone: know how it works.
to work to make the GDP line point up. Slow down! Stop selling! Instead of All of this somewhat guilty
Inevitably, Fleming believed, growth will revenue, it would measure relation- running around led me back to the sim-
turn to degrowth, intensification to dein- ships formed, barters fulfilled, prod- plest answer: I can’t measure resilience.
tensification. These are things to pre- ucts loaned and reused. It would reflect I mean, sure, I could wing a bunch of
pare for, plan for, and the way to do that all sorts of non-transactional activities vague, abstract stats and make pro-
is with the missing metric: resilience. that make a company resilient: Is the nouncements. God knows I’ve done a
sales team doing enough yoga? Are the lot of that before. But there’s no metric,
office dogs getting enough pets? In the really, that can capture it. Which means I
analytics meeting, we would ask ques- have to talk to strangers, politely, about
tions like “Is the product cheap enough problems they’re trying to solve.
for everyone?” I even tried to sketch I hate this conclusion. I want to push
out a resilience funnel, where the juice out content and see lines move and make
that drips down is people checking in no more small talk. I want my freaking
on their neighbors. It was an interesting charts. That’s why I like tech. Bench-
exercise, but what I ended up imagining marks, CPU speeds, hard drive sizes,
was basically HR software for Burning bandwidth, users, point releases, rev-
is a writer,
PA U L F O R D Man, which, well, I’m not sure that’s the enue. I love when the number goes up.
programmer, and software world I want to live in either. If you come It’s almost impossible to imagine a
entrepreneur. He lives in up with a good resilience funnel, let me world where it doesn’t. Or rather it used
Brooklyn. know. Such a product would perform to be.
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i n 2 0 1 0, m a r k Zuckerberg told the


audience at a TechCrunch awards cer-
emony that young people—especially
social media users—no longer cared
about privacy. “People have really got-
ten comfortable not only sharing more
information and different kinds, but
more openly and with more people,”
he said. “That social norm is just some-
thing that has evolved over time.” While
this statement obviously hasn’t aged
well, it reflects a common belief that
privacy violations happen when indi-
viduals reveal their own information.
In other words, if you share something
personal on Reddit or TikTok and it ends
up going viral or you text a nude photo
to an admirer and it gets forwarded to
others, it’s your fault. This model of indi-
vidualized accountability is very per-
sistent. It’s also wrong and completely
irrelevant in the age of generative AI.
Tech companies slurp up vast amounts
of digital information—without consent
or even notice—and funnel it into a data
slurry to train their AIs. As these com-
panies scramble to incorporate AI into
every imaginable product, from search
engines to games, it’s impossible to know
where the output is going or how it might
be interpreted. Their privacy-violating
predecessors, data brokers, also scrape
the web and assemble massive dossiers
on individuals, but those outputs aren’t
available for free to the average internet
user or integrated into search engines
and word processors. Unfettered access NOTHING PERSONAL
compounds potential privacy violations
and opens more people up to harmful In the age of generative AI, you can’t keep track
consequences. of where your information is going—or what it’s
The massive data sets ingested by gen- used for. It’s not your fault.
erative AI inevitably contain information
people did not intend to share for that
purpose, or even know could be used that fair game, as are news stories, employee background of a Flickr shot from 2007,
way. Public records about marriages, bios, and Wikipedia pages. But the slurry your image could be used to train an algo-
mortgages, and voter registration are all also contains millions of photos and vid- rithm. Nobody seems to know exactly
eos. Dall-E was trained on images col- what goes into the data slurry, and there
lected from social media, search engines, is no way for individuals to oversee or
and image-hosting sites. If you’re in the control it. When ChatGPT writes an inac-
IDEAS 31.11

curate bio of me, I don’t know where the entirety of Reddit to be used as grist for
false information originated; I also don’t robot poetry and bad college papers.
know where the correct facts came from. Information provided in a specific cir-
We’re used to thinking of privacy as indi- cumstance can be entirely recontextual-
vidual control over information, but it’s ized and remixed, changing its meaning
impossible to regulate how your personal and violating what the philosopher Helen
data is being used if you don’t even know Nissenbaum calls “contextual integrity.”
its source. How can any one person prevent this?
Anthropologists and legal scholars What’s more, generative AI can enable
have said for years that privacy can’t be all sorts of creative privacy violations. I
controlled by individuals, partly because couldn’t get ChatGPT to give me my hus-
we share information within networks. band’s address (we live together), but it
In other words, people talk about one happily explained how to find a home
another, both online and IRL. There’s no address online. Deepfakes are another
easy way to limit that. You can ask your issue entirely: What could be more of Readout
friends not to post pictures of your kids a privacy violation than emulating the The world, quantified.
on Instagram or mention you on TikTok, style, visage, and even speech of another
but you’re only as private as your chat- person? I uploaded some recordings of
tiest contact. Networked privacy viola-
tions often happen because data shared
my voice to a tool called Descript, and a
few hours later I had a synthesized ver-
3M
in an environment with particular norms sion that I could use to say anything. Total hours per day that Spotify
and expectations moves elsewhere and Some popular generative AI tools contain users listen to “functional
music”—white noise and other
is interpreted differently. TikToks made guardrails to prevent the most egregious ambient recordings that are
for queer, progressive audiences become privacy violations, but others don’t. AIs often generated by AI.
fodder for anti-trans campaigns; politi- have access to data that, if used unscru-
cal speeches made to sympathetic con- pulously, could map out someone’s entire
stituents seem outrageous when viewed
by the opposition.
social network, piece together their finan-
cial status and health concerns, and iden- 10
Over the past decade or so, new tech- tify whether they might be particularly Grams of plastic waste likely
nologies have increasingly compromised vulnerable to scams. generated for each gram of lab-
our networked privacy. Forensic gene- While I’m conscious of the AI hype grown meat that Upside Foods
cultivates using its current
alogy allows police to identify suspects cycle, there is a difference between gen- small-scale production method.
by examining genetic evidence gathered erative AI and other tech with deep pri-
from distant relatives. You can choose vacy implications. Social platforms are
not to use Ancestry.com, but you can’t
stop a third cousin from doing the same.
Big Data frequently implicates friends,
controlled by discrete entities, and we
understand how they work. Nobody
understands how large language models
$400
Cost to produce CounterCloud,
READOUT SOURCES: SPOTIFY; ANONYMOUS INDUSTRY INSIDERS; NEA PAW; ECONOMIC POLICY INSTITUTE.

relatives, and even passing acquain- like ChatGPT really work—not even the a generative AI bot that
tances in similar ways, which becomes people who research and build them. Tech was used to fight Russian
extraordinarily worrisome when inte- companies are rushing to build new AI disinformation campaigns on
X (née Twitter)—and could
grated into predictive policing or risk products that will be used by people with easily be used to generate
assessment algorithms. There is noth- different ethical standards than our own. disinformation itself.
ing people can do to prevent such inva- Generative AI reveals the frayed seams of
sions of privacy. our out-of-date, individual-responsibility
Generative AI heightens these con-
cerns. It compromises our ability to do
model of privacy. It’s time we stop blam-
ing the victims. 30%
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“privacy work,” the methods and strat- Reduction in vehicle assembly


egies we employ to retain what we deem ALICE E. MARWICK is an academic hours required to build an EV
an acceptable level of privacy. After all, focused on information, technology, compared to a conventional
gas-powered vehicle. EV
the outputs of generative AI are com- and policy at Princeton and the powertrains have many fewer
pletely detached from their original University of North Carolina at Chapel moving parts.
source in ways previously unimaginable. Hill. Her latest book is The Private
It’s one thing for someone to leak pri- Is Political: Networked Privacy and
vate text messages and another for the Social Media.

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BY MEGHAN O’GIEBLYN ILLUSTRATION BY CÁSSIA RORIZ

Dear Under,

Your question made me think about


Diana Christensen, a main character in
Paddy Chayefsky’s 1976 film Network,
played by Faye Dunaway. Christensen
is a young network news executive
who is meant to represent the moral
bankruptcy of a generation that was
raised on TV (one character calls her
“television incarnate”). While charis-
matic and highly capable, she is also
rampantly amoral, viciously compet-
itive, and so obsessed with ratings
that she famously has an orgasm while
discussing viewership numbers. The
character clearly piqued a pervasive cul-
tural anxiety about TV’s corrupting influ-
ence, though with a little distance it’s
hard not to see her depiction in the film
as moralizing and heavy-handed. As The
New Yorker’s Pauline Kael put it in her
review, “What Chayefsky is really com-
plaining about is what barroom philoso-
phers have always complained about: the
soulless worshippers at false shrines—
the younger generation.”
I mention the film only to get out of to your freak-out, one I’m sure you’ve newspaper men in Howard Hawks’ film
the way the most obvious objection already considered—namely, that His Girl Friday (1940), who are referred
every generation fears new forms of to as “inhuman.” If you want to go back
media are “false shrines” corrupting even further, consider the bewilderment
the youth, and that these concerns are often experienced by modern readers of
ultimately myopic, reactionary, and des- Mansfield Park, Jane Austen’s 1814 novel
tined to appear in hindsight as so much whose dramatic apex rests on a father’s
unfounded hand-wringing. Before Diana outrage at coming home to find that his
Christensen, there were the studio bul- children have decided to put on a play.
lies in Norman Mailer’s novel The Deer Rest assured, Under, that I am not try-
GETTY IMAGES

Park (1955), who represented the degen- ing to dismiss your question through
eracy of Hollywood, and the ruthless appeals to historical relativism. Point-

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people-pleasing and social conformity


that inevitably destroys one’s capacity
for independent thinking.
I’m also willing to bet there is a deeper
fear humming beneath those seemingly cissistic than the TikTok and YouTube
rational objections—one that is related, personalities your daughter idolizes?
incidentally, to the very notion of influ- The answer to this question is not a
ence. Parenting is, at the end of the day, given. But if you consider it honestly and
an extended experiment in influencing. persistently, I suspect you will discover
You hope to instill your values, politics, that you are not an isolated moral agent
and moral and ethical awareness in your but porous to the biases and blind spots
children, yet as they make their way into of the decades in which you came of age.
ing out that a problem has antecedents the world, it becomes clear that there are Such realizations can easily inspire
does not compromise its validity. It’s other influences at war with your own. fatalism, but they can also lead to a
possible, after all, that humanity is on Influence, it has been noted in this era more expansive and meaningful under-
a steady downhill slide, that each new of epidemics, shares a root word with standing of your own fears. My intent in
technological medium, and the profes- influenza, an etymology that echoes reminding you of the anxieties of pre-
sions it spawns, is progressively more the popular notion that ideas are free- vious generations—all that collective
soulless than the last. The many journal- floating pathogens that someone can angst about television, movies, news-
ists who’ve cited the 2019 poll claiming catch without giving their conscious papers, and theater—is to help you see
that 30 percent of US and UK children consent. I think this is how many par- your situation as part of a lineage, a rite
want to be YouTubers when they grow ents regard the social technologies their of passage through which all generations
up have frequently juxtaposed that children use, as hosts for various conta- must proceed. (If we are to believe Pla-
figure with the dearth of kids who want gions that must be staved off with more to’s Phaedrus, even Socrates fell prey
to be astronauts (11 percent), as though deliberate moral instruction given at to griping about the popularity of writ-
to underscore the declining ambitions home. To realize the extent to which ing, a medium he feared would “pro-
of a society that is no longer “reaching these digital platforms have fascinated duce forgetfulness in the minds of those
for the stars” but aiming instead for the your daughter is to feel that you have who learn to use it, because they will
more lowly consolations of stardom. failed to inoculate her. not practice their memory.”) To see this
If I were to guess your objections to Or maybe your uneasiness goes problem historically might also prompt
influencing as a future occupation for even deeper than that. If I can turn the you to consider, as a parent, what kinds
your daughter, I imagine they might problem back on you, perhaps your of life lessons transcend the particulars
include the fact that the profession, instinctive aversion to your daughter’s of a given economy.
for all its vaunted democratic appeal— aspirations has raised more probing I would like to believe that along-
anyone can be famous!—conceals its questions about the source and validity side all the ephemeral inherited
competitive hierarchies; that its spoils of your own values. Any serious attempt assumptions we absorb in our youth,
are unreliable and largely concentrated to think through the perils and possibil- there are some pearls of enduring
at the top; that it requires becoming a ities of new technologies forces you to wisdom that will remain true and
vapid mascot for brands; that it fails to realize that many of your own beliefs are valuable for generations to come. Ide-
demand meaningful contributions to little more than amorphous, untested ally, it’s these more lasting truths that
one’s community; that it requires a blur- assumptions, formed by the era in which you want to pass down to your daugh-
ring between personal and professional you were raised. Are the artists you grew ter, and that will equip her to have an
roles; that the mandates of likes, shares, up idolizing—musicians, filmmakers, influence, no matter what she chooses
and followers amount to a life of frenetic novelists—any less shallow and nar- for work.

Faithfully,
Cloud

Cloud Support: Spiritual Troubleshooting for the Digital Age. For philosophical M E G H A N O ’ G I E B L Y N is the author,
guidance on encounters with technology, write to cloudsupport@WIRED .com.
most recently, of the book God, Human,
Animal, Machine.
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BY THE WIRED REVIEWS TEAM AI ART BY TIM FU

2 SCREENS EVERYWHERE

What will personal technology look like in 2053?


Now that we have three decades of gear coverage
under our belts, we cast our eyes 30 years into the
future to answer that very question. We consulted
with industry analysts, researchers, product
designers, and computing experts. The tools of
tomorrow will be shaped not only by advances
in the tech that powers them—batteries, materials,
processors, artificial intelligence—but by the
future they inhabit.
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MID-
CENTURY
MODERN
A peek at the must-have gear
and gadgets of 2053.

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Television
Picture this: Screens everywhere.
Screens in your palm, screens in your
autonomous vehicle, screens embedded
in the street sign that used to help you
know where to turn, back when humans
were still driving cars. This is television in
the year 2053. To call it television, though,
is quaint. Display hardware will be aston-
ishing—thinner, brighter, able to roll up
like a magazine—and so unbelievably
cheap to produce that the sets will be
free. Well, free of cost but not of com-
mitment. Anyone who signs up for Jeff
Bezos’ ad-supported BlueOriginals TV
service, which scooped up Elon Musk’s
Starlink to broadcast its AI programming
globally, will qualify for a free TV. Sub-
scribers to the streaming service from
DisneyCharter-Shopify-WarnerBros.-
Discovery+, which acquired TikTok’s US
assets after the ban, gets a free set. Buy-
ers of the $640 Apple Vision Pro XX head-
set get a free Apple TV display bundled in.
There will be so many screens that
nesting partners will become poly-
screenerous, each of them soaking up
audiovisual feeds from two or more per-
sonal screens simultaneously, compris-
ing what designer and author Erika Hall
calls “our own idiosyncratic combination
of device and content.”
A small child who suffered perma-
nent hearing loss after seeing Oppen-
heimer on Imax in 2023 will have gone

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on to develop groundbreaking caption-
ing technology for transparent screens—
we’ll want it because the sound will still
suck. “The only hardware issue that
needs to get fixed: AUDIO!” says Tony
Fadell, famed product designer and
inventor of the iPod. “Smaller, thinner
Phone screens run counter to first-principle
When you look at the phone you far less. We’ll go from gazing at audio physics. Solve that, Samsung!”
have now, you might think we’re our handsets all day to rarely ever Samsung, doing its best to make Tony
99 percent done. Nothing more to needing to tap, swipe, or issue a happy, will announce a new four-
see here. Not so fast: According to voice command. In the instances dimensional spatial audio soundbar at
Counterpoint Research exec Neil when a screen is necessary, we CES 2053, but it will only come bundled
Shah, a 2053 smartphone won’t be won’t rely solely on slabs of glass with a 4D TV. —Lauren Goode
a phone at all. It’ll be embedded but also funkier designs, like a
in a headset or our ears or even rolled-up display that transforms
our brain. “It will have generative into a palm-size touchscreen.
and cognitive AI capabilities,” Shah Manufacturing will need to trans-
says, “which will learn our hab- form to meet the demands of a
its and anticipate what we need world defined by gaping inequal-
to do next, seamlessly connecting ity, scarce resources, and an over-
to ambient devices at the office abundance of waste. Fairphone
or on the road and make switching cofounder Miquel Ballester is look-
between them a breeze.” ing to build fully traceable cradle-
A pocketable virtual assistant to-grave supply chains in which
empowered by artificial intel- every human involved earns a living
ligence to foretell our wants, wage. A pipe dream? We hope not.
streaming a playlist tailored to our He’s also excited about the poten-
mood as we step into the robo- tial of soluble printed circuit boards
taxi it hailed for us, will make our that can be dissolved in water “so
phones the personalized every- that every component can be eas-
thing machines we’ve always ily separated and recycled.” Cool,
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imagined they would be. It also though we do wonder what that


means we’ll be physically inter- will do to the device’s IPX rating.
acting with our mobile devices —Sophie Charara

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Health & Fitness Tracking
When it comes to staying fit in
the future, Ozempic-style drugs
will do the bulk of the heavy lift-
ing by keeping us slim. Getting
swole will still require actual
work, though. Infinite digital
twins of your favorite Peloton
instructor will lead simultane-
ous training sessions around the
globe, with workouts tailored to
your specific goals and needs.
Location-aware ultra-wideband
chips, each an order of magni-
tude more powerful than the
ones currently helping your
iPhone sniff out nearby AirTags,
will police your form by precisely
tracking the movements of the
tiny sensors embedded in your
sweat-wicking workout clothes.
Smartwatches will still be
popular (and fashionable), but
instead of just counting reps,
they’ll keep close tabs on a
wider array of health condi-
tions. New sensors that more
accurately monitor blood pres-
sure, glucose levels, and heart
rate will feed data into an on-
device AI analysis engine that
correlates any irregularities with
the historical and real-time
health data of family members.
Jennifer Radin, an epidemiologist who has conducted
research for Scripps and the Centers for Disease Control, says
the data that today’s devices collect lacks detail. In a 2053
world full of cheap and ubiquitous wearables, these devices
will not only tell us when we’re getting sick, but data from mil-
lions of those wearables will be used to create granular health
models of every community, predicting the spread of viruses
and allergens and tracking trends on a societal scale. “I hope
this empowers the individual to both better understand their
own health as well as outbreaks that may be occurring in their
community or environmental impacts that are constantly
changing,” Radin says.
Alerts will buzz all of your screens and devices whenever
your virtual medic discerns it’s time for you to mask up, book
a telehealth visit, or request a vax-by-drone appointment. If
the news is more serious, we just hope the AI has a good bed-
side manner. —Boone Ashworth
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4
Disaster Survival
The landscape of 2053 looks like the
landscape of today, just more beat up.
Forests blackened by fire, rivers mud-
died by runoff, skies obscured by smoke,
and oceans whipped to a frothing vio-
lence by a rapidly warming biosphere.
Given this grim fate, the technology we
use to mitigate the impacts of our own
planetary abuse and neglect will surely
improve. Wearable air-quality monitors
will alert us to the presence of particu-
late ash, carbon monoxide, mold spores,
and pathogens like Covid-51. Our mobile
devices will be able to scan food we’re
about to eat for traces of microplastics
and other potential toxins. Air-filtration
masks will be thinner, more breathable,
and, thanks to advances in antimicrobial
polyester, infinitely reusable.
Robin Murphy, a professor of com-
puter science and engineering at Texas
A&M University and cofounder of the
Center for Robot-Assisted Search and
Rescue, envisions a future in which even
the worst environmental catastrophes
are rendered less devastating by tech-
nology. Key to this, she says, are auton-
omous robots. Firefighting drones will
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fire retardant in zones where it’s unsafe
to send humans. Armies of wee robots
will snake through rubble to search for
trapped survivors. Floating bots will
navigate the smaller rivers that today’s
equipment can’t accurately study, col-
lecting data for the AI-enhanced flood Car
prediction models that can let the most Why are flying cars always held up as the upend that, especially in cities. “On-
vulnerable residents know when it’s future of automotive technology? We’ve demand motoring will become common-
time to evacuate. “I foresee a world in had them since the 1940s—they’re called place, especially if cars can be sum-
which there’s a disaster, but it’s not an helicopters. In the modern world, electric moned remotely,” Palmer says. “But in
emergency,” Murphy says. vehicles have caused the biggest upheaval rural areas we won’t see a great deal of
These technologies won’t supplant for the car industry since its inception, but change.” Soumen Mandal, senior auto-
hands-on rescue work; they’ll supple- the next three decades will feel less rad- motive analyst at Counterpoint, thinks
ment the efforts of first responders. ical. Better batteries? Sure. Self-driving? pay-per-use subscriptions, ride-sharing,
Humans will still have to make the call Likely. Augmented reality windscreens? and ride-hailing will dominate while
about who gets help first and where to WayRay and others are developing them micromobility soars and new car sales
concentrate resources like food and now. Declining car ownership? Certainly. stagnate. Of course, your robotaxi will
water. The machines can take that over For Andy Palmer, CEO of the EV charging hard-sell you add-ons: in-cabin video
by 2083. —Boone Ashworth company Pod Point and former COO of streaming, upgraded AR info, advanced
Nissan, batteries will be the next big, boring safety features, and even custom scents.
advance. “They’ll be more energy-dense, The biggest shift will be societal.
meaning longer ranges,” he says. “We’ll see Three astonishing stats have not changed
changes to the way batteries are charged— in two decades: Average daily journeys
wireless potentially, and faster.” As far are under 30 miles; average car occu-
as more environmentally friendly fuels, pancy is 1.4 humans, making a typical
Palmer says hydrogen is one to watch, five-seater far too big; and the average
assuming storage and production chal- car spends 95 percent of its time parked.
lenges can be overcome. And experts Translation: Today’s car makes no objec-
agree that the next decades will finally tive sense, and drastic change is inevita-
bring Level 5 autonomous driving—autos ble. Yes, that does mean flying cars are
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without steering wheels will be the norm. coming. We just really hope those don’t
For reviews and buying advice, Car ownership is a present-day status have human drivers either.
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THE BIG INTERVIEW_O1 b y STEVEN LEV Y Photographs by G A B R I E L A H A S B U N

Its CEO is rallying his troops to take the lead in the “greatest technology shift” of our lifetimes.
As Google turns 25, old and new rivals are stealing the AI spotlight.

in earlt september, Sundar Pichai was struggling to write a letter to Alphabet’s 180,000 employees. The 51-year-old CEO wanted
to laud Google on its 25th birthday, which could have been easy enough. Alphabet’s stock market value was around $1.7 trillion. Its vast
cloud-computing operation had turned its first profit. Its self-driving cars were ferrying people around San Francisco. And then there
was the usual stuff—Google Search still dominated the field, as it had for every minute of this century. The company sucks up almost 40
percent of all global digital advertising revenue. ¶ But not all was well on Alphabet’s vast Mountain View campus. The US
government was about to put Google on trial for abusing its monopoly in search. And the comity that once pervaded Goo-
gle’s workforce was frayed. Some high-profile employees had left, complaining that the company moved too slowly. Perhaps
most troubling, Google—a long-standing world leader in artificial intelligence—had been rudely upstaged by an upstart out-
sider, OpenAI. Google’s longtime rival Microsoft had beaten it
to the punch with a large language model built into its also-ran
search engine Bing, causing panic in Mountain View. Micro- beginning. Obviously, when I became CEO in 2015, it was clear
soft CEO Satya Nadella boasted, “I want people to know we that deep neural networks were going to profoundly change
made Google dance.” everything. So I pivoted the company to be AI-first, and that’s
Pichai’s letter, released on September 5, was buoyant, where we directed a lot of our R&D dollars. Internally, we had
designed to inspire, and almost giddy in its discussion of the our LLM, LaMDA. Obviously, we were thinking about running
company’s astonishing journey. But behind the cheerleading, large consumer products. But we definitely felt that the tech-
you could detect a hidden leitmotif. We matter more than ever. nology needed to mature a bit more before we put it in our prod-
Despite what they say. One point pops up repeatedly: We are ucts. People come to us with a huge sense of trust—they come
not going to lose in AI. to Google and type, “What Tylenol dosage for a 3-month-old?”
Pichai—who joined the company in April 2004, the same You can imagine the responsibility that comes with getting
month Gmail launched—has been CEO for eight years. He it right. And so we were definitely a bit more cautious there.
speaks often of growing up in India, where technology pro- So credit to OpenAI for the launch of ChatGPT, which showed
vided a lifeline to better times. He’s widely recognized as a a product-market fit and that people are ready to understand
“nice guy.” But over the years he has made his share of tough and play with the technology. In some ways, it was an exciting
decisions, including layoffs, product cancellations, and reorgs, moment for me, because we are building that underlying tech-
like his recent forced merger of Google’s two semi-competing nology and deploying it across our products. But we are still
AI research centers, DeepMind and Google Brain. Now he faces being deliberate where we need to be. The technology arc is
even bigger decisions as the company withstands challenges long, and I feel very comfortable about where we are.
inside and out—all while pursuing what Pichai calls “the big-
gest technological shift” of our lifetimes. You had the tools and talent to put out something like GPT ear-
Just before releasing his blog post, Pichai spoke to wifed lier than OpenAI did. In retrospect, should you have done it?
about AI, fighting bureaucracy, and why he rejects the charac- You can go back and pretty much take another look at every-
terization that he is mainly a consensus builder. The interview thing. It’s not fully clear to me that it might have worked out as
is edited for length and clarity. well. The fact is, we could do more after people had seen how
it works. It really won’t matter in the next five to 10 years. It’s
STEVEN LEVY: You’ve just shared a note marking 25 years of important to look at the signal and separate it from the noise.
Google. It’s upbeat and inspirational, but am I right to see The signal is that AI is a profound platform shift, and it’s get-
a subtext here? It seems you’re rallying the troops around ting to a stage where you can deploy it more deeply. We are
the idea that Google still exists to build technology for the doing that to solve real problems, with a sense of excitement
world’s benefit, even though some people might be ques- and optimism and responsibility. That, to me, is the signal.
tioning that now. That is the opportunity.
SUNDAR PICHAI: It’s definitely a reflective moment. Twenty-five
years is a long time in the technology world. But I’m convinced After Microsoft put a version of ChatGPT into its Bing search
that with the shift to AI, there’s a golden age of innovation engine, Google hastened to release its own version, Bard. Did
ahead. As a company, we have as big an opportunity as we had Nadella make you dance?
25 years ago, and a lot more responsibility. I hope to convey to In cricket, there’s a saying that you let the bat do the talking.
the company that we should balance being bold and responsi- We have been innovating on AI, and also applying AI to search,
ble, and meet that moment with excitement. every year. There’s always been competition. We’ve seen Alexa
launch and Siri launch—this is not new. Around the end of last
OK. But let me share a narrative that I’m sure you’ve heard: year, my thoughts were, how can we bring generative AI to
Google has always been a leader in AI. But in the past couple search in a way that makes sense for our users? That’s what
of years, despite building AI into products, it was too sclerotic I’m thinking about, and that’s what will matter in the long run.
or cautious to seize the moment, and other companies have
taken your ball and run with it. When OpenAI and Microsoft I’m glad you mentioned search. The basis of Google Search—
came out with consumer LLMs, Google was caught flat-footed and almost your entire revenue stream—is that people query
and now is scrambling to catch up. What’s your reaction? the search engine and find relevant links that they visit,
You’re right that we’ve been thinking about AI from the very and maybe spend money there. But your plan to use LLMs

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in search, called SGE, or Search Generative Experience, Dean had a desire to reclaim a deep engineering and scien-
doesn’t send people to websites. You type a query into a tific role. I’ve spent time with the teams both in the UK and
Google Search bar, and SGE answers with a big block of text. in Mountain View, and I’ve been thrilled to see the Gemini
How do you do that and not blow up your business model? teams working closely with Google Search as I’m walking
First of all, in search, people come looking for information. Over through the halls. I felt a sense of excitement that reminded
the past many years, you know, how we present that has dra- me of the early days of Google.
matically evolved. But we are still trying to help people find the
best information that exists online. Inherently, people are also The LLM winner in this merger seems to be DeepMind’s
looking for commercial information, and ads are very valuable Gemini, which you are positioning as a next-generation
commercial information, because they connect merchants and LLM. What will it do that the current generation doesn’t do?
businesses, small and big, to users. None of that changes just Today you have separate text models and image-generation
because we are applying AI deeply. When we evolve search models and so on. With Gemini, these will converge.
with generative AI, we’ll apply the same principles. It’s import-
ant to us to connect users with what’s out on the web, and we Meanwhile, we haven’t heard much about Google Assis-
are working deeply to make sure that continues to work well. tant. Should we issue a missing persons alert?
Part of the reason we built the conversational LLM LaMDA
But if I do a search by prompting an LLM, I’m going to get was that we realized we needed to improve the underlying
something quite different from a series of links. How will technology of Google Assistant. AI will make Google Assis-
I know whether it’s sponsored or organic? tant fundamentally better.
You would see the same thing. Even in a generative expe-
rience we would give you a set of sites that support what The US government is putting Google on trial for alleged
we are saying. We want to make sure users are consuming antitrust violations regarding what it calls your search
those sites. So I don’t think the core part of the experience monopoly. You might not endorse that term. So how would
will change. We will have a space for ads in a way that makes you describe the company’s dominance in search?
sense for users and particularly on commercial queries. Our The case is happening at a time of unprecedented innovation.
early testing shows that we’ll be able to get it right. When Step back and look at the recent breakthroughs in AI, in new
we shifted from desktop to mobile, people asked versions apps, options for people to access information. We make lit-
of these same questions. It’s core to the company to evolve erally thousands of changes every year to improve search.
search while applying the underlying principles. I am con- We invest billions to constantly innovate and make sure the
fident we’ll be able to get that right through this transition. product works well for people and that it’s a product people
want to use. I’m looking forward to the opportunity to make
For years, DeepMind and Google Brain operated as differ- that case. It’s an important, important process.
ent entities, maybe even competitive entities. This year,
you ordered them to merge. Why? And are you seeing the So you’re saying we should view this in a broader sense
fruits of that merger? than just market share?
I always felt fortunate we had two of the best AI teams on Think about all the ways people today get to access informa-
the planet. They were focused on different problems, but tion. It’s a very dynamic space, it’s a broad space. We have to
there was a lot more collaboration than people knew. Google work hard to constantly innovate, to stay ahead.
worked very hard on making sure we provided TPUs [Ten-
sor Processing Units, optimized for machine learning] to If you weren’t able to make deals to become the default
support the AlphaGo game [a program that beat the world search engine on third-party browsers and phones—some-
champion of the intricate game Go]. We realized we needed thing the government is objecting to—what would be the
to build larger-scale LLMs, so it made sense to come together impact on Google?
so that we could be more efficient around our use of compute. We want to make it easy for users to access our services. It’s
[DeepMind’s LLM] Gemini actually started as a collaborative very pro-consumer.
effort across these two teams.
And [Google Brain leader] Jeff

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PROFOUND PLATFORM SHIFT, AND
IT’S GETTING TO A STAGE WHERE
YOU CAN DEPLOY IT MORE DEEPLY.
Earlier you mentioned your in-house AI chips. Google Cloud,
the enterprise service, recently announced its first profit,
and a big part of a cloud service now is supporting AI. I find it
interesting that you maintain a large partnership with Nvidia,
whose GPU chips seem to be a critical, if not irreplaceable,
component of the AI ecosystem. How important is it for you
to preserve good relations with Nvidia? Do you think it’s dan-
gerous for one company to have so much power?
We’ve had a long relationship with Nvidia for well over a decade,
including working deeply on Android. Obviously, with AI,
they’ve clearly demonstrated a strong track record of innova-
tion. Many of our cloud customers are Nvidia customers too.
So the collaboration is very, very critical. Look, the semicon-
ductor industry is a very dynamic, competitive industry. It’s
an industry that needs deep, long-term R&D and investments.
I feel comfortable about our relationship with Nvidia, and that
we are going to be working closely with them 10 years from now.

You—and much of the industry—profess to welcome AI reg-


ulation. What do you think the regulation should include?
And what regulation would you see as stifling innovation and
thwarting the benefits of the technology?
The first and foremost thing I think you need to get right is mak-
ing sure that regulation is a collaborative thing between the
public sector, private sector, nonprofits, and so on. It’s important
to let innovation flow and make sure anything you’re designing
isn’t onerous on small companies or people doing open source.
Then you can consider initial proposals, like how do you test the
cutting-edge models? What does safety testing look like? We
should set up industry standards and benchmarks. You should
also think about how systems will be deployed. They’re obvi- We’re talking about AI in a very nuts-and-bolts way, but a
ously going to be deployed in a wide range of scenarios, from lot of the discussion centers on whether it will ultimately be
recommending a nearby coffee shop to deciding what insurance a utopian boon or the end of humanity. What’s your stance
people should get, or maybe making a medical care decision. on those long-term questions?
So obviously, it makes sense that they’re tested for safety and AI is one of the most profound technologies we will ever work
don’t have bias, and it makes sense that they protect privacy. on. There are short-term risks, midterm risks, and long-term
But I would balance it by asking whether existing regulations risks. It’s important to take all those concerns seriously, but
cover it. Using AI in health care, for example, doesn’t change you have to balance where you put your resources depending
the fact that you must go through a regulatory process, includ- on the stage you’re in. In the near term, state-of-the-art LLMs
ing getting approved by the Food and Drug Administration to have hallucination problems—they can make up things. There
do a lot of things. And for me, with US regulations, we should are areas where that’s appropriate, like creatively imagining
actually get federal privacy legislation done first. In privacy, names for your dog, but not “what’s the right medicine dosage
AI raises the stakes even more. for a 3-year-old?” So right now, responsibility is about testing
it for safety and ensuring it doesn’t harm privacy and introduce
OK, so I’ll put you down for strong privacy regulation in bias. In the medium term, I worry about whether AI displaces
Congress. or augments the labor market. There will be areas where it will
Yeah. We’ve called for it, and it’ll definitely be good to get. be a disruptive force. And there are long-term risks around
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developing powerful intelligent agents. How do we make sure company move faster in pockets than even what I remem-
they are aligned to human values? How do we stay in control ber 10 years ago.
of them? To me, they are all valid things.
You’ve been CEO for eight years now, and the pressure has
Have you seen the movie Oppenheimer? never been greater. You’ve been known as a consensus
I’m actually reading the book. I’m a big fan of reading the book builder, but the time seems to call for a “wartime CEO.”
before watching the movie. Does that role resonate with you?
I’ve always felt that we work in a dynamic technology space. So
I ask because you are one of the people with the most influ- this notion of peacetime/wartime doesn’t fully resonate with me.
ence on a powerful and potentially dangerous technology. In a given week, you can have both those moments. A lot of deci-
Does the Oppenheimer story touch you in that way? sions I made over many, many years were not about consensus
All of us who are in one shape or another working on a pow- building. There’s a difference between making clear decisions
erful technology—not just AI, but genetics like Crispr—have and getting people to come along with it. What I’ve done this
to be responsible. You have to make sure you’re an important year is no different from what I’ve done over the past many years.
part of the debate over these things. You want to learn from I’ve always been focused on the long term. I’ve never forgotten
history where you can, obviously. what gives Google its strengths. It’s a deep technology, computer
science, and AI company, and we apply that to build great prod-
Google is an enormous company. Current and former employ- ucts that make a difference for people. We do this across a much
ees complain that the bureaucracy and caution has slowed more diverse set of areas now. That doesn’t change over time.
them down. All eight authors of the influential “Transformers”
paper, which you cite in your letter, have left the company, Three years ago, I asked you whether Google was still Googly,
with some saying Google moves too slow. Can you mitigate and you said yes. As the company continues to grow and
that and make Google more like a startup again? age, what can you do to maintain its Googliness?
Anytime you’re scaling up a company, you have to make sure Being Googly is about staying true to our values, making sure
you’re working to cut down bureaucracy and staying as lean we are working hard to innovate using deep computer science,
and nimble as possible. There are many, many areas where we and making products that really matter to people in their
move very fast. Our growth in Cloud wouldn’t have happened daily lives. As long as we keep that in mind, I think we’ll be set.
if we didn’t scale up fast. I look at what the YouTube Shorts
team has done, I look at what the Pixel team has done, I look In your 25th anniversary letter, you evoke your roots, grow-
at how much the search team has evolved with AI. There are ing up in India where technology was a premium. You’re
many, many areas where we move fast. now the CEO of a trillion-dollar company and a very rich
man. How do you maintain the connection to that person
Yet we hear those complaints, including from people who who first came to the United States?
loved the company but left. In my personal experience, access to technology was an
Obviously, when you’re running a big company, there are times important driver of opportunity. I saw that in my life, and
you look around and say, in some areas, maybe you didn’t move I’ve seen it in countless others. What inspired me to join
as fast—and you work hard to fix it. [Pichai raises his voice.] Google and be a part of Google was the mission statement,
Do I recruit candidates who come and join us because they which was about making information universally accessible
feel like they’ve been in some other large company, which is and useful. With AI, it’s even more important to democra-
very, very bureaucratic, and they haven’t been able to make tize access to what will be one of the most profound tech-
change as fast? Absolutely. Are we attracting some of the best nologies we have worked on. So I’m deeply motivated to
talent in the world every week? Yes. It’s equally important make sure we develop this technology in a way that the entire
to remember we have an open culture—people speak a lot world benefits. Personally, when I was in India, every week-
about the company. Yes, we lost some people. But we’re also end, I used to spend time with my parents, and my mom
retaining people better than we have in a long, long time. Did would make my favorite food—dosas, South Indian crepes.
OpenAI lose some people from the original team that worked I still do that pretty much every Saturday morning. My mom
on GPT? The answer is yes. You know, I’ve actually felt the makes them for me. I keep things simple.

STEVEN LEV Y is wired’s editor at large. He profiled OpenAI


in issue 31.10.

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The Uber CEO swooped in to tame a beastly work culture and make the on-demand giant profitable.

So far, so good, but Khosrowshahi will always find a reason to say his company sucks.

fifty-one dollars and 69 cents. That was the charge, including tip, for the 2.95-mile trip I took last May from my downtown
New York City apartment to the West Side facility where Uber was holding its annual product event, called Go-Get. The ride-hailing
company’s charges have been higher in recent years, and fluctuate in any case, but that was nuts. ¶ As Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi
knows, high rates are one consequence of trying to run his company as an actual business, as opposed to a scorched-earth feral growth
machine. His predecessor, Travis Kalanick, had built an enormous, enthusiastic user base by subsidizing rides with the
company’s vast reservoir of VC funding. Under Kalanick, Uber skirted regulations, shrugged off safety issues, and presided
over a workplace rife with sexual harassment. After he got pushed out, it fell to Khosrowshahi, who left the top job at Expe-
dia to take over as Uber’s CEO six years ago, to fix things—and find out once and for all whether Uber could turn a profit.

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His grand plan was Uber-as-a-platform, one app that pro-
vides all kinds of rides and food delivery services. Amazon is
the everything store; Khosrowshahi’s Uber wants to be the Do you feel that the attention is unfair?
everything of motion. The versatility is paying off. During the Sure. We’re under a microscope, and incidents that happen
pandemic, the rise of Uber Eats helped compensate for empty on our platform tend to get more attention. You can either
back seats in Uber vehicles. Another big change: Gone are the feel sorry for yourself or you can say, “We’re going to learn
ride subsidies. It’s a put-up-or-shut-up move that may flop when from every single incident.” It doesn’t mean we can be per-
riders balk at high prices. Maybe they’ll flock to public transit, fect, because humanity is imperfect. Is the attention frustrat-
or taxis will make a comeback. So far, people still seem to be ing? Sure. But ultimately I think it’s good for the company.
swiping for rides—and the strategy seems to be working. In its
latest quarterly earnings call, after this interview took place, When you began your job, were you alarmed that safety
Uber announced its first-ever operating profit. wasn’t as high a priority?
When Khosrowshahi addressed the crowd at Go-Get, decked Absolutely. Our DNA was about growth. It was the right DNA
in his customary dark sweater and slacks, he exuded calm and for a startup that was trying to take on the world. And a lot of
confidence. The world still regards Uber with a measure of sus- the safety features we introduced hurt our growth. We had
picion—journalists seize on every instance of Uber rides gone to make trade-offs. It absolutely slowed us down, but that
wrong or drivers struggling to make a good living. But he felt up-front investment helped us become the most respected
he had won people’s trust enough to introduce a feature that transportation brand. And now we’re growing faster and
only a few years ago would have seemed ridiculous: Uber for we’re more profitable than our competitors.
Teens, which asks parents to send their precious kids on unac-
companied rides. No one laughed. For years, Uber juiced growth by subsidizing prices. It lured
After the event, wifed sat down with Khosrowshahi to dis- riders and devastated the taxi business. You’ve now stopped
cuss Uber’s quest for profitability, its relationship with drivers the subsidies, and people are reporting sticker shock. We
and delivery people, and what Khosrowshahi thought when he certainly feel it in New York City. I traveled 2.95 miles in an
watched the TV series Super Pumped, which made Uber look Uber to get here today, what do you think it cost?
like a street gang with venture capital. Twenty bucks.

Fifty dollars.
STEVEN LEVY: You just announced Uber for Teens, for Oh my God. Wow.
teenagers traveling alone. This reminds me of when Mark
Zuckerberg, in the midst of a trust crisis, unveiled a fea- And that was my second try. Five minutes earlier, the price
ture called Facebook Dating. Why do this when it’s so easy was $20 higher.
to imagine what could go wrong? Yeah, surge pricing.
DARA KHOSROWSHAHI: It was a deeply considered decision.
When I came to Uber, we decided that safety was not going to A surge makes no sense. It’s 10 am on a sunny weekday, and it’s
be an afterthought, but a core principle. We started innovat- not like the president’s in town. I do agree that this is higher
ing in safety features, whether it’s, you know, “text to 911” or than I normally see, but in general, an Uber now costs more.
“track your ride” or making sure drivers take selfies so that Do you worry that those who adopted the service because
you know they’re the driver you think they are. We’ve put all of attractive pricing might be rethinking their ridership?
of those and more together to create a product that’s the saf- Everything is more expensive. Inflation has become a part of
est way for teens to get around in the world. The parents can our everyday life. With Uber, the vast majority of your fare is
track the ride, and we have built-in audio recording turned on going to your driver. Earnings per week for our drivers are up
as a default. Listen, the world is unpredictable. Maybe the saf- 40, 50 percent over the past four years, because that is the cost
est thing to do is stay home. But if you’re choosing to get out of time and the cost of labor. I think that’s positive. And we’re
there in the world, we think Uber for Teens is the safest way. seeing audience growth—130 million people come to our plat-
form on a monthly basis. So while prices are higher, people
It’s a bold move because it seems like every time an Uber are finding our services more compelling. It certainly hasn’t
driver misbehaves or a passenger suffers some calamity, it hurt the business. [According to some reports, Uber fares have
makes news. Like the Uber Eats driver who got chopped up. increased at least four times faster than the rate of inflation.]

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You’re betting that the platform concept—people using a showing them up front the destination and what they’re going
single app for multiple services—will be Uber’s distinctive to get paid. If you have a happy driver, you’re going to have a
edge. Right now, your two big services are rides and deliv- good Uber ride. It might be more expensive than you’d like. But
ery, but you’re adding things like flights and even boat trips. the driver was polite, the driver treated you well. Hopefully,
Isn’t there a risk that if one of them falls short, it weakens that’ll get you to take another Uber ride.
your whole platform?
There is. In mobility and delivery we have competitors with Traditionally, the behavior of companies whose competi-
great businesses. They’re both trillion-dollar marketplaces. tors fade is to enjoy their monopoly and not be as focused
When we put them together, it’s almost like an operating sys- on quality.
tem for your daily life. When I joined, Uber Eats was less than We have a bigger competitor [than Lyft]. For us, it’s people who
10 percent of the business, an afterthought. Now, it’s 50 per- own one or two cars. We’re responsible for less than 5 percent
cent. And we are seeing that customers use both products, of the miles traveled by those people. The ultimate competitive
mobility and delivery, and drivers will sometimes deliver food goal for us is, how do we get you to get rid of that second car,
or groceries as well. It creates more engagement with the and then, how do we get you to get rid of that first car? That
platform, allowing us to accelerate beyond the competition. requires us to keep creating more circumstances in which you
can use Uber. Like reserve an Uber to go to the airport, when
In both mobility and delivery, the gig-worker model isn’t you want to absolutely make sure you have a ride. Or maybe
proven. Great businesses or not, none of these companies, renting an Uber on an hourly basis, or getting an Uber rental
including yours, are profitable. Are you saying that without car. For every occasion in which you might want to use your
a positive bottom line, you’ve proven that Uber as a busi- own car, we’re building an on-demand solution.
ness is sustainable?
No, I don’t feel like we have proven ourselves, but I’m very You’re in more of a dogfight—I don’t want to call it a food
confident that we will. We will be GAAP profitable this year. fight—with your rival in delivery, DoorDash. I want to share
[GAAP is a universally accepted accounting standard.] Every something I heard on a recent podcast. Emil Michael was the
time we’ve said something, we’ve accomplished it. But once guest. As you know, he was Travis’ second-in-command. He
we get profitable, I’m going to come up with some other rea- said that DoorDash was going to clobber you, and the reason
son why we suck. Because that gets the team psyched up. We is that Tony Xu, who runs the company, is an entrepreneur,
have an underdog mentality I never want to lose. not a “caretaker-diplomat”—referring, it seems, to you. His
claim is that Xu is a hustler and that kind of hunger is not in
In terms of the mobility business, even without making money, your DNA. Do you have a response to that?
you look good because your competition is doing so terribly. These are sound bites. I don’t label people. If you’re a founder,
Lyft’s failure to build internationally and its decision not to you have your strengths and weaknesses. And if you’re a pro-
go into the delivery business have led to a stock nosedive. fessional CEO, you have your strengths and weaknesses. I have
Yes, Lyft is having their troubles at this point. a lot of respect for Tony. I think we’ve got the best team in
the business and a competitive advantage in scale and in our
What would be the impact on Uber if Lyft is diminished or platform. So I’ll let the results speak.
goes away?
I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about it. When I came into I thought you might have something stronger to say about
Uber, we were hyper, hypercompetitive, constantly measuring Emil dissing you, since his legacy as part of Travis’ “A-Team”
ourselves against everyone else. But at some point, you have didn’t exactly varnish Uber’s reputation.
to compare yourself to yourself. My competition is who I was
yesterday, and I want to be better today and tomorrow. I think
the biggest differentiator between ourselves and Lyft, in addi-
tion to ours being a platform play, is that we pivoted to think-
ing about our drivers as the first-class citizens on the platform.
We’ve put our best and brightest on innovating for the drivers
in all aspects of their experience, in terms of onboarding and “AT SOME POINT, YOU
HAVE TO COMPARE
YOURSELF TO YOURSELF.
MY COMPETITION IS
WHO I WAS YESTERDAY.”
He’s entitled to his opinions. I respectfully disagree. Some- Ah, your on-the-job experience helped fix a longtime
times disrespectfully. I think these labels—founder, CEO, problem. So why did it take six years for you to take a shift
whatever—are meaningless. as an Uber driver?
It’s a fair criticism; I should have done that earlier. We had a
I understand that earlier this year you took some shifts as lot to deal with. Uber was in a difficult state. I’m glad I did it,
an Uber driver yourself. and I’m going to keep driving. I have to understand the plat-
Yeah, that was fun. form and the experience.

What was your takeaway from that? What was the worst moment you had as an Uber driver?
Driving is actually much more difficult than you would think, It’s actually been fun and pleasant. One thing I didn’t like was
especially in terms of using the system. I realized the quality passengers who talk on their phone on speaker. It’s almost as
just wasn’t high enough. When you first start delivering, for if you’re not there. You have to respect that because it’s their
example, where do you pick up the food? Who do you talk to? ride and they’re paying for it. I do get nervous before I drive
Where do you drop it off? So we have now a huge number of because drivers get graded on every element. As a CEO, the
our ops and product folks putting themselves in the shoes of board gives me a performance rating at the end of the year.
couriers and drivers. That’s allowed us to build a much better Drivers essentially get a performance review after every trip.
product. For example, for years drivers have said that they
want to see destinations up front. So we built that. Are you a 5-star driver?
So far, so good.

A constant question in Uber’s history


is whether your drivers should be seen
as independent gig workers or have
legal rights as employees. At any given
time, some state legislature or ballot
initiative is dealing with this, and other
countries have grappled with it as well.
Will we ever get a clear definition of
what’s fair for your drivers?
Gig work is just different from full-time
work. Societies have to get comfortable
with it. It’s in our interest to get more
drivers on the platform. So while we may
have wins in some places and losses in
others, things are moving in the right
direction, which is toward flexibility.
Most importantly, it’s what our earners
want. Our earners do not want to be full-
time employees. They want the flexibil-
ity of being their own boss and deciding
when they work and where they work.

Do you have solid metrics to support


that?
Flexibility is the number one feature for
80 percent of our drivers. They want to
stay independent. And we’re hoping that
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politicians actually listen to drivers versus trying to reverse some where you want to take a subway. And by the way, we
the clock 20 years. have subways on our app as well.

At one point Uber was spending a fortune to develop autono- How broadly do you plan to extend the platform you call
mous driving technology to replace those drivers. You ended One Uber? What are the boundaries?
that program but are partnering with some companies to I don’t think there are boundaries, I mean, we’re testing those
experiment with that. What’s your view of robot drivers now? boundaries. That’s what innovation is all about. We are very
Autonomous technology certainly has promise, though it’s good as a company at wiring up anything that moves. We’ve
proving to be a difficult technical challenge. But just as we gone from cars to bicycles, three-wheelers in India, trains,
don’t manufacture the cars that drivers use, we don’t need buses, but also to trucks. If you look at Uber Freight, we are
to manufacture autonomous cars. Autonomous driving will wiring up to truckers and connecting them with shippers
be a part of our future—but 10 or 20 years into our future. directly. I think there’s a very, very long road ahead of us. Ulti-
We’re building a network that connects riders and eaters mately, if you look at anything that moves in a city, we want
with drivers and couriers. If those drivers and couriers hap- to wire it up on demand.
pen to be robots, and they’re safe and they’re effective, we
will welcome them to the network. You’ve been in charge for six years now. What have you found
that you never expected when you took the job?
Are you using generative AI at Uber? I knew that Uber was in the public eye. I read about it every
AI is part of the Uber DNA. We use large models to predict your day. But you don’t understand what it’s like until you’re in
ETA, to process documents that drivers upload, to predict your that seat. Expedia was an important company, but not nearly
next order on Uber Eats, or to predict whether someone wants as many people cared about it. I thought I knew what running
an UberX driver or Comfort, Black, or Electric. With generative Uber encompassed, but the public glare has been a challenge.
AI, we’ll be able to create a personalized assistant for drivers
and couriers to maximize their earnings on their terms. If you Did you watch the TV series Super Pumped that made Uber
have an issue, it will be able to talk with you in a very human, look like a boys-club wrecking crew?
personalized way. We’ll be able to advise new drivers who may It was painful to watch, but I viewed it as a wonderful piece
not know, say, where to go after they’ve dropped someone off. of entertainment. I wasn’t there during the time of the series,
but from what I understand, it was a dramatization. It didn’t
You’ve also been leading a push in climate sustainability, reflect the truth in many ways. But, hey, that’s entertainment.
setting some pretty ambitious goals.
Carbon-neutral by 2030 in the US, Canada, and Europe, and Do you ever talk to Travis?
by 2040 all over the world. I do. I have a lot of respect for Travis. He’s a smart person, and
I would be foolish not to take his input. We talk more about
It’s a big hill to climb. Your most recent report said that the food business. Travis is building a dark kitchen business.
only 4.1 percent of rides in the US and Canada were elec- [That’s restaurant takeout without the restaurant.] And he’s
tric, and it hardly moved from the previous year. Around a terrific entrepreneur. So it’s mostly business, but then we’ll
the globe, it’s worse. chat about life.
We’re starting to get to the inflection point. In California right
now, 10 percent of our miles are electric. In London, 20 percent In a memo you wrote to your employees, you said, “We are
of our miles are electric. So we are starting to penetrate. We’re Uber, a once-in-a-generation company that became a verb
investing $800 million in resources to subsidize the switchover and changed the world forever.” Do you think that’s the way
to electric. In the next three to four years, you’re finally going the company is going to be remembered?
to get more affordable EVs, and the penetration will really rise. I hope so. People come to this company because of the impact
we have. It’s not virtual impact, it’s real-world impact. It’s how
Some people might point out that every time someone takes over 5 million people earn, on a full-time or part-time basis.
an Uber as opposed to the subway, the environment suffers. That impact comes with a responsibility. But it also comes
There are some use cases where you want to use an Uber and with a deep satisfaction when you build cool shit.

STEVEN LEV Y is wired’s editor at large. He interviewed the


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which I’d offer tips about story- ways, that figure represents an enormous
telling. Magana’s talent manage- redistribution of wealth: a tide of ad dol-
ment startup, 25/7 Media, would lars and other revenue ebbing away from
ensure eyeballs for this content established studios and publishers, and
by enlisting its 60-plus clients flooding toward individual creators and
to drive traffic my way. Once the technology giants that host their
I’d built a decent fan base, 25/7 work. But the corporations are the only
would produce a weekly podcast ones on a secure footing in this arrange-
featuring my candid conversa- ment. If individual creators want to stay
tions with up-and-coming digital afloat for longer than a brief moment,
creators. I’d then parlay that suc- they still need managers to help them
cess into a “big swing”: a how-to navigate the algorithmic churn.
book or Netflix series that would The old-guard talent agencies—the
land me a spot on The Tonight Creative Artists and United Talents and
Show and a lucrative endorse- Gershes of the world—ventured into this
ment deal with, say, a manufac- terrain years ago, forming their own dig-
w e w e r e o n t h e pat i o o f a turer of ballpoint pens. ital divisions to court influencers. They
middling Los Angeles taqueria when I’m enough of a realist to know face stiff competition from massive
Ursus Magana tried to talk me out of Magana was flattering me and that I’m newer firms like Viral Nation and Under-
writing this story. A hirsute fireplug much too boring to pull off any of what score Talent, which boast that the creator
of a man with a slew of anime tattoos, he proposed. But he delivered his pitch economy is woven into their corporate
Magana wasn’t worried that I’d spill any with such confidence, such zeal, that a DNA. In this scrum, the upstart 25/7
awful secrets. In the months since I’d dreamy little piece of me couldn’t help Media has fashioned a niche for itself
first messaged him on Instagram, he’d but see myself telling witty anecdotes prospecting for viral talent in areas that
been endlessly candid about his life as on Jimmy Fallon’s couch. And when I its larger rivals often ignore—the mis-
a talent manager for emo rappers, goth caught myself flirting with that fantasy, I fit subcultures of the young, which can
TikTokkers, and OnlyFans creators. grasped how a genuinely talented young often cross-pollinate with other online
He just thought I was wasting my time artist must feel when Magana lays out communities to yield colossal audiences.
on a project that seemed unlikely to his plan for making them the richest Like other self-styled social media
excite the social media algorithms that person in their family by the age of 19. gurus, Magana hustles to sign clients
mean everything in his world. “Do you Magana and his colleagues at 25/7 by touting his ability to game the plat-
know how hard it is for an article to go have made good on that grandiose forms that shape our tastes. (“Influ-
viral?” he warned. “I mean, articles promise enough times to prove that, ence the algorithm, not the audience”
never go viral.” despite any semi-delusional schemes is 25/7 Media’s slogan.) But part of his
Perhaps fearing he’d bummed me out for my future, they know what they’re pitch, and his gift, is that he’s an authen-
by implying that my career was point- talking about. In an entertainment tic product of the subcultures in which
less, Magana put off eating his last industry still dazed by the chaos of dig- he operates. An ardent metalhead and
brisket taco to whip up a blueprint for ital platforms, Magana has emerged as community-college dropout who was
how he would guide me to stardom. It a fairly reliable rainmaker. shaped by a turbulent immigrant expe-
started with me ditching journalism to The creator economy is projected to rience, the 29-year-old Magana has built
focus on churning out daily TikToks in be worth $480 billion by 2027. In many his company around supporting artists
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who are often isolated by their creativity, ing into MacBooks about their drop- ones who aren’t their friends telling
and by their oddness. “We understand shipping ventures. them, ‘Hey, you’re good.’ ”
how they feel at home when they’re My tutorial in how 25/7 Media Once YoungX777 was on board, 25/7
doing something kind of weird, some- operates began during the founders’ Media ran its standard campaign to juice
thing that isn’t easily explainable,” he late-morning Google Meet with an exec- a new client’s recreates. Rather than pay
says. “That’s our competitive advan- utive from the digital music distributor one or two famous influencers to use the
tage.” And that is no small edge. Doing Vydia. The executive was keen to strike “Toxic” intro in the hopes of producing a
something weird at home has never a deal involving a 25/7 client named trickle-down effect, the firm appealed to
offered such a wormhole to fame. YoungX777, a guttural, nihilistic trap- scores of MMA and weightlifting TikTok-
metal musician with long curly locks kers whose followings rarely top more
that veil his face. than a few hundred. (Some were given
___xx___ YoungX777 had been discovered by small payments to push the song, but oth-
25/7 in late October 2022, after Luzi ers were happy to do it for free.) Flooding
and his two full-time music scouts had the zone this way caused TikTok’s algo-
t h e f l o s e s t thing 25/7 Media glimpsed promise in the data for his song rithm to funnel posts featuring “Toxic”
has to a headquarters is a WeWork in “Toxic.” A sludgy sonic wallop about sui- into the feeds of users who consume
Playa Vista, a former nowheresville in cidal ideation, the song hadn’t racked up gym-centric content. Inevitably, some
West Los Angeles that now teems with many streams. But its five-second intro, of those users were creators themselves,
boxy glass-and-steel office buildings a post-toke cough followed by a throaty and they began to weave YoungX777’s
and absurdly pricey condos. On my first scream, had popped up in a few TikToks clip into videos targeting related subcul-
day there earlier this year, Magana was of MMA fighters pummeling each other tures—like the region of TikTok obsessed
joined by his two cofounders: Andrew and weightlifters grunting beneath with highlights of soccer players burst-
Alvarado, who oversees finances, and squat bars. Experience had taught 25/7 ing past hapless defenders.
Rafail Luzi, the head of the music divi- Media that when brief “recreates” of The “Toxic” intro became a Tik-
sion, who’d flown in the night before these kinds of songs burble up in those Tok and Instagram Reels sensation in
from his home in northern Connecti- particular TikTok communities, virality mid-January, at which point the Ten
cut. Rather than spring for a private can soon follow. Percent Rule kicked in. By month’s
office, the three men were camped out When the number of recreates climbs end, the full song was zooming toward
at a countertop by the common kitchen, into the tens or hundreds of thousands, more than a million plays on Spotify.
amid other entrepreneurs chatter- Magana told me, two of 25/7’s core tenets Now, Vydia was pitching 25/7 Media
become germane. The first: Once on letting it take charge of distributing
a social media user hears an audio YoungX777’s catalog around the globe.
snippet nine times, it gets stuck It would use its proprietary technology
in their head to some degree. to collect royalties from disparate plat-
The second, which Magana has forms and stamp out copyright violators
dubbed the Ten Percent Rule, in exchange for a cut of YoungX777’s rev-
THE MUSICIAN SYKO is that 10 percent of those ear- enue. After much hemming and hawing,
SHOWS OFF A GOLD wormed users will end up track- the Vydia executive ballparked his offer
GRILL GIVEN TO HIM BY ing down the snippet’s original at around $200,000, a seemingly vast
AN L.A. JEWELLER. source. sum for YoungX777, who’d been eking
Confident in the algorithmic out a living as a solar panel salesman.
potential of the “Toxic” intro, Magana and Luzi seemed under-
25/7 Media had rushed to sign whelmed. Luzi responded that he was
YoungX777 even though he had certain a major record label would offer
less than 30,000 monthly listen- a quarter-million for YoungX777’s next
ers on Spotify. Taking such risks album without a second thought. “If I
is an essential part of the strat- tell one of my artists that I turned down
egy: The firm has to snag cli- a quarter-million dollars, I might not
ents before they appear on the have that relationship any longer,”
radars of well-heeled competi- Luzi said. The call ended with the Vydia
tors. “We’re the ones who hit you executive promising to talk to his team
up before you blow up, so we can about increasing their offer. (Vydia did
say we believed in you before eventually reach an agreement with
you got big,” Magana told me. YoungX777, who now has more than 1.9
“These artists, a lot of times the million monthly listeners on Spotify—a
only sign they have of their suc- figure that translates into annual reve-
cess is some kids sending them nue that can top $450,000. Soon after
videos of themselves dancing to the deal was inked, Vydia was sold to a
their song. We’re often the first new media company founded by the for-
mer creative director of Apple Music.) makeup, food, and mental health. An “Smoke It Off!” was beginning to get
I gleaned more about 25/7’s way of object of untold thousands of crushes, recreates on TikToks celebrating the
doing business during an afternoon call Langevin let a fellow 25/7 Media cli- weirder strains of anime.
with Ovrthro, a 22-year-old Canadian ent named SyKo use her photo as the Magana had first contacted Lumi via
musician and TikTokker whom Magana digital cover for a song of his entitled Instagram last December, and on their
was eager to sign. Much of Magana’s “#BrooklynBloodPop!” Magana cred- subsequent phone call, they’d instantly
pitch centered on how, if hired, he would its that photo—Langevin’s de facto seal clicked. “I’m Mexican, he’s Mexican, we
promote an Ovrthro song called “Death,” of approval—with giving “#Brooklyn- start cracking jokes,” recalled Magana,
which is based on a sample of the villain’s BloodPop!” its initial launch into the who teased Lumi for having pale skin.
whistle from the animated film Puss in stratosphere. Few songs were more (Magana, who proudly claims that an
Boots 2. He talked a lot, of course, about omnipresent on TikTok in 2021, when ocean of Aztec blood courses through
the tactics 25/7 Media uses to “ride the SyKo’s bright “hyperpop” beat became his veins, has a much darker complex-
algorithmic wave,” but he also stressed the backdrop for a million videos of ion.) Lumi felt comfortable enough
that the ride can be short unless a cli- teens doing the 10-second dance that to reveal that a few record labels had
ent is committed to constantly pump- had virally attached itself to the track. already approached him with offers
ing out fresh content. The algorithms (The song now has more than 250 mil- of $10,000 for an album—an attempt,
are designed to highlight new material, lion plays on Spotify and 120 million in Magana’s eyes, to exploit an under-
even if its quality is subpar. “When you views on YouTube.) educated teen’s naivete about how the
drop one song,” he told Ovrthro, “there When the Ovrthro call was done, I industry really works.
needs to be four other versions of the half-jokingly noted to Magana that the
song right away.” collaboration between Langevin and
The volume of work required to stay SyKo sounded like a prime example ___xx___
in the algorithms’ good graces can cer- of synergy. He said he’d never heard
tainly be daunting. A 25/7 Media cre- that word before but that he loved it
ator named Nixxi, who derives most and would be incorporating it into his m a g a n a t r a f e s his love for music
of her revenue from her OnlyFans sub- recruitment spiels from now on. He also back to an experience in utero: In the
scription fees, told me she is urged to encouraged me to post a TikTok explain- spring of 1993, his pregnant mother
post across multiple platforms every ing the concept. (I later texted Magana a attended a Guns N’ Roses show at Mex-
day, and that she uploads three fold- vintage GIF from The Simpsons to show ico City’s Palacio de los Deportes. Both
ers’ worth of content to her manager’s that “synergy” has been lampooned as she and Magana’s father served in the
server every Sunday so that posts can corporate jargon for nearly as long as Mexican army, but they were much hip-
be scheduled in advance. Another client, he’s been alive.) per than most of their military peers.
an Oregon-based musician who goes by Though Magana was excited about Once a year, for example, they’d make
93feetofsmoke, said that he was aiming the prospect of adding Ovrthro to the long drive to Southern California
to release around 50 solo songs this year the 25/7 Media family, he was clearly to buy flashy clothes that they’d then
and produce as many as 70 for other more passionate about another artist resell to Mexican entertainers. (When
artists. “You can’t take weekends off,” he’d recently unearthed: a 17-year-old he was a toddler, Magana had his pic-
he told me. “Like, I don’t take the week- musician and TikTokker named Lumi ture taken with Alejandra Guzmán, a
ends off, ever.” Athena, whose social media profile lists famous singer who’d bought sequined
Toward the end of his call with his interests as “sushi, emo girls, and outfits from his parents.)
Ovrthro, Magana talked about how 25/7 shiny stars.” Magana sensed enormous But for reasons that Magana is hes-
presses its clients to help one another potential in Lumi’s signature style. His itant to discuss, his parents came to
in commandeering the algorithms. His songs were inspired by the same hyper- believe their lives in Mexico were
example involved a social media star- pop genre that SyKo had capitalized on, untenable. On an early summer day in
let named Emma Langevin, a thickly but they had a spacier, more haunted 2000, Magana’s parents told him they
accented New Jerseyite known for her edge. A sample from his catchiest track, were taking a surprise trip to Disney-
darkly comic confessional posts about a singsong ode to debauchery entitled land; he remembers being ecstatic as
they passed through the bor-
der checkpoint. But instead of
heading to the park, the fam-
ily drove to an apartment in a
“WHEN YOU DROP ONE SONG,” shabby part of Long Beach. For

MAGANA TOLD AN ARTIST, weeks, Magana’s parents told


him they were playing a game of
“THERE NEEDS TO BE FOUR OTHER make-believe, which the 7-year-

VERSIONS OF THE SONG RIGHT AWAY.” old boy took to mean they’d soon
return to Mexico City. “And then
they signed me up for school,”
Magana recalls. “And that’s when
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CLOCKWISE an artsy charter high school


FROM LEFT: where he was no longer consid-
MAGANA WITH ered an outcast for his music, his
THE MUSICIANS increasingly shaggy hair, or his
JNHYGS burgeoning love for the anime
AND SYKO. series Naruto. “Every time you
saw him, he had a guitar in his
hand,” says Ken Smith, one of
Magana’s high school teachers
and a close confidant. “And he
always had multiple bands he was
in or he was forming.” Magana
had his heart set on someday
making millions by fronting a
metal group, a goal that became
especially urgent after his family
lost their house in the subprime
mortgage crisis. He found more
immediate success as a promoter
of backyard metal shows, scrappy
$10-a-head affairs where sweaty
teens smashed one another in the
face while dancing to songs about
Norse gods and serial killers.
As graduation neared in 2011,
Magana realized his future
looked bleak. He was an undoc-
umented immigrant, so he wasn’t
eligible for federal financial aid to
attend a university; he couldn’t
join the military despite having
been in his high school’s Junior
ROTC program; and decent jobs
were off-limits because he didn’t
have a Social Security number or
a driver’s license. Magana had
also come to terms with the fact
that he wasn’t quite talented
enough to play music for a liv-
ing. He was fated to be, as he puts
it, “a metal kid who never made
it.” Unable to see a path toward
I realized like, oh, yeah, we ain’t going in the company of his entrepreneurial any life he desired, he heeded his guid-
back home.” ex-military mother. While her husband ance counselor’s advice to enroll at Pas-
Long Beach proved to be a hostile toiled on construction sites, she sold adena City College.
environment for a chubby kid whose counterfeit perfumes and sneakers on An introductory film class there
poor English marked him as an out- the streets of Long Beach. Tagging along altered his wayward trajectory. Instantly
sider. Magana was frequently taunted with her is an experience that Magana fascinated by the craft of stitching
and beaten up by packs of older boys. credits with nurturing his gift for sales- images together to tell a story, Magana
He remembers being chased by gang manship. “That made me so fucking fear- talked his way into an unpaid internship
members because his school’s bus stop less,” he says. “Like, you know, walking with a photography studio that had been
was on a street they controlled. The around LA with a bunch of boxes with branching out into video production.
harassment only got worse as Magana shoes, and then going into the projects, Some nights he would work there until
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began to develop a taste for bands like literally the projects, and convincing 3 am, editing footage for ad campaigns,
Van Halen and Kiss, whose music and these, like, fucking gangsters to buy then crash at his girlfriend’s dorm at Cal
fashion were reviled in his rap-obsessed these knockoff shoes.” State Los Angeles before catching the
neighborhood. The Maganas eventually saved enough Metro to Pasadena for a 9 am class. En
When he wasn’t busy coping with to buy a small home in Pomona, 30 miles route, he’d earn pocket change by busk-
bullies, Magana could often be found east of Los Angeles. Ursus enrolled at ing for commuters.
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His reprieve from that exhausting rou- “end cards” that nudge viewers to watch That was why the crowd knew only two
tine came in 2013, when he applied to another video. He also analyzed Tele- lines’ worth of lyrics.
the new federal immigration program mundo’s traffic data and realized that a In that instant, Magana’s next move
known as Deferred Action for Childhood lot of viewers were using the channel’s revealed itself to him. “Like a dog, I ran
Arrivals. For the first time, Magana was English-subtitled telenovela recaps to to look for Andrew,” he says. “Shoulder-
able to obtain a work permit without learn Spanish. He also knew that those grabbed him. Said, ‘We’re gonna start a
fear of being deported. He soon dropped subtitles were automatically generated new company! And it’s gonna be based
out of college to accept a paid, full-time and often garbled to the point that many on TikTok.’”
position at the photography studio. He users gave up. So Magana persuaded
also married his American-born girl- Telemundo to write accurate captions
friend, a step that allowed him to start and embed them in its videos, a move ___xx___
inching along the long journey toward that he says boosted the channel’s view-
US citizenship. ership by hundreds of thousands.
After settling into married life, Magana thrust himself into his m a g a n a a n d a l v a r a d o ’ s first
Magana felt obligated to pull in a higher Fullscreen work, especially as his mar- stab at managing digital talent was a
salary and wound up selling solar pan- riage began to disintegrate: He took to failure, albeit an instructive one. In the
els door-to-door, making upwards of sleeping in his car outside the office so fall of 2019, they signed a popular Tik-
$80,000 a year. But he missed the buzz he could put in extra hours. His portfolio Tokker named Reagan Yorke, who’d
of spending his days surrounded by expanded as he honed his SEO chops— attracted millions of followers by post-
music, the art form he associated with he was assigned to the Ubisoft account ing videos of herself lip-syncing and
his warmest childhood memories. to help launch an Assassin’s Creed title, playing juvenile pranks. The two aspir-
“The only time I saw my parents for example, and he produced YouTube ing managers thought they could extend
loosen up completely and not give a fuck, content for Telemundo during the 2018 her presence onto other platforms, and
not give a fuck about anything, is when World Cup. But he still pined to carve thereby increase her revenue, by add-
they were dancing,” he says. “When my out a place for himself in art and music. ing music to her creative arsenal. “We
mom was head-banging to Metallica He often talked about that ambition created a song from scratch, brought
while cleaning the house on a Sunday, with Andrew Alvarado, a friend and in producers and writers that we knew
when my dad was dancing salsa.” fellow college dropout who managed from the music industry, created this
Yet Magana had no clue how to gain a stable of YouTubers for Fullscreen. song, coached her how to sing rap, all
a foothold in the notoriously shady They kicked around some ideas
music industry. He tried to manage a few for doing their own thing, like
small-time rappers, but they kept moonlighting as music video
ghosting him after he’d shelled out producers, but they never fol-
thousands of dollars to produce their lowed through.
videos. “So I’m wasting all this money,” One night in early 2019,
he says. “I get really fucking sad, really Magana and Alvarado went to RAVENGRIIM,

fucking depressed.” a party at a gaudy, largely unfur- A CONTENT CREATOR,

Then, in 2016, an increasingly desper- nished Los Angeles mansion, the COSPLAYER,

ate Magana created a LinkedIn profile. sort of place rented by packs of MAKEUP ARTIST, AND

That profile attracted an inquiry from influencers to use as content 25/7 CLIENT.

Fullscreen, one of the first companies mills. Magana prides himself


to specialize in connecting digital cre- on his knowledge of pop music,
ators with major brands. Fullscreen was so he was surprised when the
looking for a native Spanish speaker, and DJ made the dance floor shake
Magana assumed the job would involve with a song he’d never heard.
day-to-day interactions with celebrities. Everyone belted out the brief
“They had, like, Steve Aoki on their web- chorus at the top of their lungs,
site,” he recalls. but they didn’t seem to know any
Instead, Magana was handed a far less other lyrics.
glamorous assignment: doing search Magana couldn’t believe he
engine optimization for Telemundo’s was unfamiliar with such an
YouTube videos. Through trial and obvious hit, and he asked a fel-
error, he mastered the tricks neces- low partygoer what it was. “Old
sary to inflate a video’s views and thus Town Road,” by Lil Nas X, she
maneuver YouTube’s algorithm into said, adding that it was currently
pushing Fullscreen’s clients to the fore. the biggest hit on TikTok—or,
He figured out how to frame the most perhaps more accurately, its cho-
alluring thumbnail teasers, for example, rus was a hit, having been woven
and the best place to drop the clickable into countless bite-size videos.
BELOW, 25/7 MEDIA
CLIENTS FROM ACROSS
THE US AND MEXICO
CONGREGATE IN L.A.
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RAVENGRIIM [LEFT].
LUMI ATHENA (RIGHT]
AND JNHYGS [BOTTOM
RIGHT] SHOOT CONTENT.
that stuff,” Alvarado says. But the result- dug into the data on Curly J’s YouTube work weren’t always reliable; many van-
ing video, starring Yorke’s influential videos, they saw that more than a quar- ished with the $100 or so that 25/7 Media
friends, was a dud on YouTube. ter of the comments mentioned video paid them. But hundreds of honorable
Chastened, Magana and Alvarado got games—specifically the battle-royale creators inserted songs like “No Hoodie”
in touch with Rafail Luzi, a music pro- phenomenon Fortnite. So Magana and into their montages, then added a link to
moter they knew through Instagram, his colleagues set about finding ways to Curly J’s social media in the description
to help them figure out what had gone have Curly J’s music inserted into the box. What would soon be known as the
wrong. (Luzi was yet another college Fortnite montage videos that were doing Ten Percent Rule kicked in as thousands
dropout; his Albanian parents had hoped huge numbers during the early weeks of of Fortnite aficionados checked out Curly
he’d become a plastic surgeon.) Their the Covid-19 pandemic. Because Curly J’s music. This, in turn, compelled You-
conversations led them to conclude that J was verified on Instagram, they had Tube’s algorithm to push Curly J content
even their clients’ finest content would him reach out to the teenaged creators into gamers’ recommendations.
flop unless 25/7 figured out how to game of those montages, many of whom were Curly J’s connection to the hottest
the platform’s algorithms and heed the thrilled to hear from someone who’d game of the pandemic did not go unno-
data’s cues. been blessed with a blue check mark. ticed in the corporate realm. In June
Now a three-person startup, 25/7 “It was personalized messages to each 2020, Warner Records signed him to
Media put its revamped vision into person,” Curly J told me. “Like, to liter-
a $4.8 million deal. Shortly after, 25/7
action to support Curly J, a New York– ally over 1,000 different creators.” The Media hammered out an arrangement
based rapper they’d signed. When they ones who agreed to promote Curly J’s with Twitch that guaranteed Curly J
thousands of dollars per month
if he streamed himself gaming
for a few hours each week. Those
triumphs became 25/7 Media’s
calling cards when courting
other potential clients—proof
that the fledgling firm’s approach
to manipulating the algorithms
could provide a path toward
life-changing money.
As 25/ 7 Media expanded
throughout late 2020 and
early 2021, brand sponsorships
became another handsome
source of revenue. One of the
firm’s biggest deals involved
Emma Langevin, the TikTok-
ker who would become the face
of “#BrooklynBloodPop!” Lan-
gevin first caught Magana’s
attention with a post in which
she joked about the tribulations
of being a girl who wears a Nir-
vana T-shirt, a sartorial choice
that inevitably causes men to
question how well she really
knows the band’s discography.
Given Langevin’s combination
of beauty and self-deprecating
nerdiness, Magana thought she
could develop a huge following
among male gamers. “She didn’t
really play video games,” he says.
“But I’m telling you, she’s every
gamer guy’s dream girl.” Lan-
CURLY J gevin soon began streaming her-
[FOREGROUND] self playing games on Twitch,
AND CADE CLAIR sometimes in the company of a
AT A RECORDING masked, gravel-voiced musician
CONSOLE. named Corpse Husband, who has
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for $37 million.) The 25/7 team


“I SEE NO DEVIL IN THESE BOYS,” was stunned when, toward the

THE PASTOR TOLD JNHYGS’ PARENTS, end of the conversation, Caren


brought up the idea of creat-
CLEARING HER WAY TO BECOME ing a joint venture with the

25/7’S YOUNGEST CLIENT. startup. The exact parameters


of the proposed collaboration
were fuzzy, but it was Magana’s
understanding that 25/7 Media
would receive millions in fund-
ing in exchange for recruiting
and developing talent exclu-
sively for APG.
nearly 3 million subscribers on YouTube. Christmas. “Let’s just leave it at that.” He Magana was elated in the moment. A
(Langevin would become both the inspi- owns a comfortable suburban home with joint venture would guarantee enough
ration and the cover girl for Corpse Hus- his fiancée, a popular OnlyFans creator capital to cement 25/7 Media’s long-
band’s most popular song, “E-Girls Are with whom he has a 2-year-old daughter. term viability. But in the days that fol-
Ruining My Life.”) Those streaming ses- His parents have stayed busy by teach- lowed, he became more measured in
sions earned Langevin a sponsorship ing their granddaughter Aztec dances. his assessment. He was worried about
deal with the energy drink G Fuel, which Magana also acknowledged that, like ceding some amount of independence,
bills itself as a performance enhancer so many startups without outside inves- and maybe even equity, to APG, a com-
for gamers. tors, 25/7 Media remains just a few blun- pany that would clearly be the alpha in
It was harder, though, for Magana to ders away from the abyss: “If 50 percent their relationship. But he also feared
arrange sponsorship deals for the many of my talent or 50 percent of my staff that if he passed up the opportunity,
25/7 Media clients whose primary plat- doesn’t work out, my daughter doesn’t he’d never learn the skills necessary to
form is OnlyFans, since brands are wary eat,” he said. take his clients to the next level. “You
of sexually explicit content. To increase In the weeks following that initial con- know, I won’t know how to get an artist
those clients’ subscription numbers, versation, Magana came to view Lumi to the Grammys,” he told me. “I won’t
Magana helped them establish Insta- Athena as the client most likely to get know how to get an artist in, like, you
gram and TikTok accounts where they 25/7 Media out of its classic startup bind. know, Nickelodeon Splash events—like,
could post erotically charged recre- Recreates of “Smoke It Off!” were sprout- all the mainstream levers.”
ates of trending memes and songs— ing up in more and more TikTok commu- Magana thinks he needs that exper-
including those generated by artists nities, and it seemed only a matter of tise because so many of his clients—even
within the 25/7 Media fold. Every Mon- time before the Ten Percent Rule guaran- some with roots in the most subversive
day, Magana sends his OnlyFans clients teed Lumi more than a million monthly subcultures—aspire to conventional
a memo detailing the audio bits they listeners on Spotify. But Magana told me forms of validation and fame. Artists who
should be re-creating to maximize their that Lumi’s future lay not in creating his cut their teeth on digital platforms often
odds of jacking into the algorithms— own music, but in producing other art- idealize the careers of their childhood
for example, an out-of-context Sponge- ists. He saw Lumi as the central figure idols, who didn’t have to stress about
Bob SquarePants clip that prompts the in a new musical genre called “krush- the exhausting churn of TikTok trends.
reveal of an alluring outfit. Such posts klub,” the occult-themed successor to “I mean, I would love to be in acting and
persuade only a minuscule percentage the now-outdated hyperpop. And 25/7 movies and things like that,” Curly J told
of viewers to sign up for an OnlyFans Media was now planning to corner the me. “I would love to have, like, major
subscription, but that’s sufficient to market on krushklub talent. sponsorships, whether it’s commercials,
generate fantastic revenue. Magana you know, that you see around, whether
showed me data for one creator—an they’re from Sprite or Gatorade.”
Amazonian goth with head-to-toe tat- ___xx___ As 25/7’s lawyers hashed out terms
toos and an affection for autopsy sim- with APG throughout the early spring,
ulators—who earns more than $70,000 Magana and his partners moved to
per month. (25/7 Media also provides a s i s p e d n o r i h along the Holly- scoop up the artists in Lumi Athena’s
its OnlyFans clients with “chat special- wood Freeway one February night in immediate orbit—specifically Cade
ists,” contractors who pretend to be the Los Angeles, a jubilant Magana called Clair and Jnhygs, the two vocalists on
creators when responding to messages to share some news. He and his part- “Smoke It Off!,” both of whom had met
from paid subscribers.) ners had just gotten out of a meeting Lumi on Instagram. Clair, a 21-year-old
By the time I first spoke to Magana with Mike Caren, a former producer Detroit native who worships Prince, was
in late 2022, 25/7 Media’s success had for Beyoncé and Kanye West who is an easy get. He was desperate for any
given him some measure of financial now CEO of his own record label, Art- sort of career boost, since he had just
security. “The truth is that I just retired ist Partner Group. (Caren famously 12 monthly listeners on Spotify. Jnhygs
my parents,” he told me two days after bought Jeff Bezos’ Beverly Hills estate was trickier because she turned out to
be shockingly young: The Metallica- ___xx___ The client was also about to fly for the
loving Alabaman with a honeyed voice first time ever, to perform at a club in
was just a 16-year-old high school soph- Los Angeles, and he had no idea how to
omore. That meant the 25/7 Media crew a r t i s t s h a f e a reputation for handle the logistics of air travel. Magana
had to arrange a Zoom call with her par- struggling with the mundane aspects assured him that he’d be allowed to
ents, who had no clue their daughter was of life, which is partly why managers check his massive canvas duffel bag, and
an artist with a rapidly growing audi- exist. One evening at the Playa Vista that he could safely stow his carry-on
ence. “I didn’t even realize that she was WeWork, for example, I listened in as in the overhead bin.
making music,” Jnhygs’ mother told me. Magana and Alvarado tried to explain Many of 25/7 Media’s clients are ill at
“Hearing music coming from a room, the basics of personal finance to an ease in the world for poignant reasons.
I’d think it’s just radio or something. important client in Texas. One of six As reflected in the inward-looking con-
I didn’t realize that she was actually siblings who’d been raised by a single tent they produce, these young artists
doing it herself.”
Magana walked Jnhygs’ par-
ents through the minutiae of
how art gets distributed these
days and how their daughter’s
talent could alter their family’s
fortunes in a spectacular way.
“You explain to them that, some-
how, that noise their daughter
has been making in her room
has been picked up on TikTok,”
Magana says. “And now we’re
here talking to you about never
having to work another day in
your life.”
Jnhygs’ parents were recep-
tive to that message, but they
made Magana jump through
another hoop, insisting that he
also meet with their family’s
Baptist pastor, who was will-
ing to fly to Los Angeles for the
occasion. Magana and Luzi met
him at the airport and cued up a
playlist of Christian music for the
ride to the hotel. But the pastor,
who showed up wearing a jewel- 25/7 CLIENTS OUTSIDE AN
encrusted grill on his teeth, AIRBNB IN LOS ANGELES.
demanded that the duo instead
blast classics by Young Jeezy.
“I see no devil in these boys,”
he told Jnhygs’ parents, thus
granting final approval for their
daughter to become 25/7 Media’s
youngest client. mother, the client had earned a wind- see themselves as largely defined by
To celebrate its krushklub recruit- fall of around $400,000 after going their battles with anxiety and depres-
ing coup, 25/7 Media flew Lumi Athena, viral in 2021. Absolutely bewildered by sion. “I am going to stop hyper-fixating
Cade Clair, and Jnhygs to Los Angeles the concept of taxes, he’d brought his on my mental illness,” Emma Langevin
so they could spend a few days creating 1099s to the nearest outpost of a national intones in one of her most moving
music and TikToks in a space-age Airbnb accounting chain to seek help. The advice TikToks. “And I will not make jokes
high in Beverly Hills. (The three art- he received there had cost him tens of about it that make the normal people
ists had never met in person.) Keeping thousands of dollars. Alvarado, the most I hang out with uncomfortable.” These
his young clients focused on the tasks financially prudent of the 25/7 found- mental health issues were compounded
at hand proved to be a challenge for ers, promised to set up the client with a by the chaos of the pandemic, an event
Magana. “These are kids,” he told me. limited liability corporation and auto- that Magana refers to, perhaps a bit
“Really, we’re just trying to stop them matically deduct taxes from his revenue- curiously, as “our generation’s Korean
from smoking weed all the time.” sharing and royalty payments. War.”
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“Due to the internet and social media The following month, Lumi returned To keep 25/7 growing as a fully inde-
culture and everything these kids grew to LA to pursue a fresh musical direction. pendent enterprise, Magana is seeking
up in, they don’t go outside, they don’t “TikTok kinda, like, stole my sound,” he new ways to drum up revenue. When
interact, they don’t want to talk to peo- told me shortly after he woke up one I was in Los Angeles, for example, he
ple,” Alvarado says. “They’re scared to afternoon in late August. “Like, after confessed that he had several boxes
hop on a call, they have all this social ‘Smoke It Off!’ popped off, they just run of silicone vaginas in his trunk, the
anxiety. And so, you know, the only way off with my shit.” When 25/7 Media told remainders from a failed effort to cre-
to get through to these types of people him that his songs were getting surpris- ate branded merchandise for one of his
is to be relatable. And the only way to ingly high traffic from users in Chile, OnlyFans creators. “He’ll come up with
be relatable is to know what’s actually Lumi decided to invent a new genre he some crazy ideas,” Alvarado says. “And
going on in their lives.” dubbed “Latinklub”—essentially krush- some of them I don’t even know where to
Relating to clients can become more klub leavened with strains of reggaeton. start. But I really appreciate him always
difficult after they discover that the fame His time in LA was thus being spent writ- just saying what’s on his mind, because
they crave can’t fix their deeper prob- ing and recording new tracks, a process out of the 10 crazy ideas he has, at least
lems. “For a lot of people that become that involves hanging out in an Airbnb one of them’s gonna end up working.”
successful, they become successful Jacuzzi until inspiration strikes, then I patiently listened to Magana talk
because of doubt and revenge,” Luzi says. retreating to the studio until 4 am. through a lot of brainstorms, and many
“When that’s kind of out the window and “Like, dude, I already made it in the were indeed as half-baked as his plan
you already did it, what are you looking fucking US,” Lumi said. “But if I man- for reinventing me as a TikTokker. But
forward to next? And you have to look at aged to figure out how to crack the Latin there were also moments like the time on
yourself in the mirror and you gotta say space, shit, it’s gonna be a way, way big- Google Meet when he showed me an elec-
to yourself, ‘Do I actually like myself?’ ger impact.” trician’s Instagram page. As I perused
And for a lot of people, they really don’t.” various photos and Reels of an attractive
That realization is too often followed young woman installing circuit breakers
by self-destructive behavior. “I’ve bro- ___xx___ and wiring light fixtures, Magana out-
ken people out of hotel rooms,” Magana lined one of the next phases in 25/7’s
says. “Peeled them off of balconies, got- evolution: managing creators who spe-
ten their parents on the line looking for a f t e r w e e k s o f internal debate, cialize in performing blue-collar jobs.
them.” A teetotaler himself, Magana 25/7 Media’s founders decided to pass “She is basically glamorizing the free-
believes he was well prepared for the on the joint venture opportunity with dom of being a self-sufficient woman in
demands of fatherhood because he’d APG. Alvarado had lobbied for the deal, an industry that is not female dominant,”
already grown accustomed to making contending that it would address all of Magana said. What if he could wheedle
sacrifices to protect his troubled artists. the startup’s financial anxieties. Magana the Instagram algorithm into pushing
Thankfully, the krushklub crew got up countered that the rapid success of Lumi the electrician’s Reels onto the feeds
to only mild hijinks during their time in Athena, whose flagship song “Smoke It of 18-year-olds disillusioned with the
Los Angeles. In between In-N-Out burger Off!” has now been played more than idea of going into debt for college, who
runs, they managed to shoot a black- 235 million times on TikTok, proved fantasized about finding another way to
and-white, frenetically edited video for that 25/7 Media wasn’t yet at the point achieve their dreams? Or maybe their
“Smoke It Off!,” which Magana sent to where it needed to surrender any inde- 45-year-old parents, who are prone to
me a few days after it hit YouTube in pendence. As is usually the case, Magana doomscrolling through Reels about lazy
July. As the central refrain oozed out won the argument through force of teens? Then 25/7 Media would cut deals
of my laptop speakers—“Too much / personality. “I’m the Napoleon of the to do recreates of music on the account,
too much / oh yeah …”—I clicked over to group,” he told me with a laugh. so that a new song could make inroads
Lumi Athena’s Spotify account to check Magana’s faith in 25/7 Media’s pros- with people in the building trades.
on his progress. He now had more than pects is rooted in his belief that bigger “What do you do when you work con-
3.8 million monthly listeners. competitors are too stuck in their ways struction?” Magana said. “I know—
to emulate what the startup does because I worked construction when I’d
best. “It’s going to take CAA 20 work with my dad—you listen to music.
years to have enough agents who So why the fuck wouldn’t you pay her to
look like me,” Magana says. It is just use that song?”
certainly a bit hard to picture It was only in hindsight that I had
someone with his résumé and questions about all the specifics Magana
mosh-pit style climbing the lad- conveniently elided. While he was
der at one of Hollywood’s insti- stringing together one enthusiastic
B R E N D A N I . K O E R N E R is a tutional powers. But the status sentence after another, I was sold on
contributing editor at wired and quo always becomes less import- his vision. And if the algorithms truly
the author, most recently, of The ant to decisionmakers when they want me to pick up carpentry rather
Skies Belong to Us: Love and Terror realize they’re missing out on than type these words, maybe I’m being
in the Golden Age of Hijacking. piles of money. a fool to resist.
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b y AM IT K AT WAL A
I L L U S T R A T I O N S B Y VA N I L L A C H I
Wu specializes in repairing retinal detachments,
which happen when the retina separates from the
blood vessels inside the eyeball that supply it with
oxygen and nutrients. For the patient, this condi-
tion first manifests as pops of light or dark spots,
known as floaters, which dance across their vision
like fireflies. If left untreated, small tears in the ret-
ina can progress from blurred or distorted vision to
full blindness—a curtain drawn across the world.
When Wu began his surgical career in the late
1990s, most of his patients were in their sixties or
seventies. But in the mid-2000s, he started to notice
a troubling change. The people on his operating table
kept getting younger. In 2016, Wu performed a scleral
buckle surgery—fastening a belt around the eye to
fix the retina into place—on a 14-year-old girl, a stu-
dent at an elite high school in Kaohsiung. Another
patient, a prominent programmer who had worked
for Yahoo, suffered two severe retinal detachments
and was blind in both eyes by age 29. Both of these
cases are part of a wider problem that’s been grow-
ing across Asia for decades and is rapidly becoming
an issue in the West too: an explosion of myopia.
Myopia, or what we commonly call nearsighted-
ness, happens when the eyeball gets too long—it
deforms from soccer ball to American football—
and then the eye focuses light not on the retina but
slightly in front of it, making distant objects appear
blurry. The longer the eyeball becomes, the worse
vision gets. Ophthalmologists measure this dis-
tortion in diopters, which refer to the strength of
the lens required to bring someone’s vision back to
normal. Anything worse than minus 5 diopters is
considered “high myopia”—somewhere between
20 and 25 percent of myopia diagnoses around the
d o i n g s u r g e r y o n the back of the eye is a world are in this category. In China, up to 90 per-
little like laying new carpet: You must begin by cent of teenagers and young adults are myopic. In
moving the furniture. Separate the muscles that the 1950s the figure was as low as 10 percent. A 2012
hold the eyeball inside its socket; make a delicate study in Seoul found that an astonishing 96.5 percent
cut in the conjunctiva, the mucous membrane that of 19-year-old men were nearsighted. Among high
covers the eye. Only then can the surgeon spin the schoolers in Taiwan, it’s around 90 percent. In the
eyeball around to access the retina, the thin layer of US and Europe, myopia rates across all ages are well
tissue that translates light into color, shape, move- below 50 percent, but they’ve risen sharply in recent
ment. “Sometimes you have to pull it out a little decades. It’s estimated that by 2050, half the world’s
bit,” says Pei-Chang Wu, with a wry smile. He has population will need glasses, contacts, or surgery
performed hundreds of operations during his long to see across a room. High myopia is now the lead-
surgical career at Chang Gung Memorial Hospital in ing cause of blindness in Japan, China, and Taiwan.
Kaohsiung, an industrial city in southern Taiwan. If those trends continue, it’s likely that millions
Wu is 53, tall and thin with lank dark hair and a more people around the world will go blind much
slightly stooped gait. Over dinner at Kaohsiung’s earlier in life than they—or the societies they live
opulent Grand Hotel, he flicks through files on his in—are prepared for. It’s a “ticking time bomb,”
laptop, showing me pictures of eye surgery—the says Nicola Logan, an optometry professor at the
plastic rods that fix the eye in place, the xenon UK’s Aston University. She wasn’t the only expert
lights that illuminate the inside of the eyeball like I talked to who used that phrase. Because so much
a stage—and movie clips with vision-related sub- of Taiwan’s population is now living life with myo-
titles that turn Avengers: Endgame, Top Gun: Mav- pia, the island nation has already glimpsed what
erick, and Zootopia into public health messages. could be coming for the rest of us. And in a rare
He peers at the screen through Coke-bottle lenses confluence, the country may also be the best place
that bulge from thin silver frames. to look for solutions.

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ety. His father enforced a strict daily routine: up
at 5 am for calligraphy and violin practice, school
from 7:30 am to 4 pm. Once Wu got home in the
evenings he had to complete his schoolwork. On
the weekends, he participated in calligraphy com-
petitions. By the age of 9, Wu had been diagnosed
with myopia.
Across the modernizing world, this pattern
repeated itself. For economies to continuously
expand, education had to become central, and
as this happened, the rates of myopia started to
climb. But hardly anyone noticed, in Taiwan or
anywhere else.
Then, during one summer in the early 1980s, a
group of incoming college students gathered at
Chengkungling, a military training facility in cen-
tral Taiwan, for a ceremony to mark the beginning
of their mandatory national service. The United
States had recently cut diplomatic ties with the
island and formally recognized the government
in Beijing, and cross-strait tensions were high.
At first, the early morning ceremony went
smoothly. A single cadet—tall, good posture—
received a rifle on behalf of his classmates, sym-
bolizing their duty to defend their country. As the
ministers of education and defense rose to deliver
their speeches to the young men they hoped would
be the future of Taiwan, the sun also rose higher
o n t h e b u l l e t t r a i n south from Taipei, into the sky behind the stage. The government offi-
you can see the smog hanging over Kaohsiung from cials were dazzled by the glare reflecting back at
miles away, blurring the edges of the buildings. them from hundreds of pairs of glasses. The cer-
During the Japanese occupation of Taiwan, which emony was the seed for a joke about how to ward
ended in 1945, what had been a small trading port off an alien invasion—just ask Taiwanese students
transformed into one of its biggest cities, a riot of to look up—and the spark for the government’s
heavy industry and shipbuilding. Over the next four fight against myopia.
decades, as Taiwan made the rapid tran-
sition from a predominantly agricultural
economy to a manufacturing power-
house, the lives of its citizens shifted too.
Families flocked into cramped apartment
blocks that still make up much of the
urban housing. Education for children
was mandatory and became increasingly
intense. A network of after-school estab-
lishments called “cram schools” sprang
up, making room for parents to work
long hours without the childcare sup-
port from elderly relatives they would’ve
had in the old society. At the end of the
school day, some kids would board a bus, not to The first step was to understand the scope of
go home, but to ride to their cram school, some of the problem. The president, alarmed by what had
which were open until 9 pm. happened, asked health officials to begin a regu-
Pei-Chang Wu was born in Kaohsiung, at the lar survey of myopia rates in Taiwan. It revealed
height of the city’s transformation, in 1970. His a previously hidden epidemic, which seemed to
grandparents, neither of whom were myopic, were be getting worse. By 1990, the myopia rate among
farmers in central Taiwan. Both of his parents were Taiwanese 15-year-olds had risen to 74 percent.
teachers, and like many Asian parents, they put By the time Wu started medical school in the
a huge emphasis on education as one of the few early 1990s, he was seeing floaters—“strange ani-
levers they could pull to move up through soci- mals in the sky,” as he called them—when he closed
“If I cannot save his eyes. At first, he dismissed them and focused
myself, we should on his budding career as an ophthalmologist. But
save our next
generation,” said during his residency, Wu examined hundreds of
the eye surgeon patients with retinal detachments who’d had the
Pei-Chang Wu. same symptoms. He grew worried about his own
long-term vision. So he asked one of his profes-
sors to examine his eyes. “He found a break in my
retina,” Wu said.
He was lucky. It was a small tear, minor enough
to be fixed with a laser in five minutes. Shining a
light through the pupil creates scar tissue that
the retina can reattach to. “The laser saved me,”
Wu said. “Otherwise I would be blind in one eye.”
Wu decided he had a responsibility to rescue oth-
ers from high myopia and its potential complica-
tions. “If I cannot save myself, we should save our
next generation.”
In 1999, the government convened a group of h i r i i s a non-exhaustive list of things that have
experts in medicine and education to try to fix the been blamed for nearsightedness: pregnancy, pipe
problem. Jen-Yee Wu, who worked at the Minis- smoking, brown hair, long heads, bulging eyes, too
try of Education and had done his doctoral thesis much fluid in the eyes, not enough fluid in the eyes,
on eyesight protection, was asked to write a set of muscle spasms, social class. “Any ophthalmolo-
guidelines for schools to address nearsightedness. gist who experienced a night of insomnia arose in
Later that year, he published a thin green book full the morning with a new and usually more bizarre
of advice for teachers. It paid careful attention to theory,” wrote Brian Curtin in an influential 1985
desk height (to keep texts the right distance from book about myopia.
the eyes) and room lighting, and advocated eye Folk theories have changed with technologies.
relaxation exercises, including a guided massage Ask people today and they’re likely to blame smart-
of points around the eyes and face. The book also phones and video games. Before that, it was sitting
advised giving children more space in their note- too close to the television and reading under the
books to pen the intricate characters that make up covers with a flashlight. Those activities all come
written Mandarin. And it formalized the 30/10 rule: under the broad umbrella of “near work”—using
a 10-minute break to stare into the distance after your eyes to look at something close to your face—
every half hour of reading or looking at a screen. which had been the leading scapegoat for myopia
None of it worked. Nearsightedness rates con- for centuries. In 1611 the astronomer and scientist
tinued to climb because, as it turned out, Taiwan, Johannes Kepler wrote, “Those who do much close
and the world, had been thinking about how to work in their youth become myopic.” In the mid-
address myopia completely wrong. 19th century, there existed a contraption called
the “myopodiorthicon,” which was designed to
gradually move a book backward during reading
to strengthen the eye’s ability to adjust to objects
at different distances. The Hygiene of the Eye in
Schools, by Hermann Cohn, published in 1883,
paid careful attention to lighting and advocated
the use of headrests to physically prevent the eyes
from coming too close to the text during reading.
In 1928, British ophthalmologist Arnold Sorsby
surveyed Jewish boys in East London and dis-
covered that they were more myopic than their
non-Jewish peers. At first, he thought this was
because of the extra time spent doing near work
while studying holy texts. Eventually, though, he
came to believe there was a genetic element to
myopia. He conducted studies of twins that seemed
to confirm this: The severity of myopia was more
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similar among identical twins than fraternal twins.


The science of genetics was in vogue, and as Sors-
by’s theory swept away Victorian concerns about
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decades. Myopia became seen as a condition to be The next question was, why? “This was where
managed, not a disease that could be prevented. my background became really important,” Morgan
It wasn’t until the mid-1990s that a better under- says. It all came back, he thought, to dopamine—the
standing of what caused myopia—and what could neurotransmitter he had been studying before his
prevent it—finally cracked open. In these years, detour into myopia research. “We knew that light
an Australian researcher called Ian Morgan stum- stimulated the release of dopamine from the ret-
bled on a scientific mystery that would consume ina, and we knew that dopamine could control the
the next 25 years of his life. Morgan, now a genial rate at which the eye elongated,” Morgan says. (In
79-year-old with sun-wrinkled skin and large dark- 1989, an American ophthalmologist named Richard
framed glasses, was working as a research fellow Stone found that he could induce myopia in chick-
at the Australian National University in Canberra, ens by manipulating light levels, and that there was
where he was studying the neurotransmitter dopa- less dopamine in the retinas of the myopic chick-
mine and its role in the eye’s signaling systems. ens.) “So once we had the actual epidemiological
Back then, he didn’t know much about myopia— evidence that being outdoors was important, the
he could barely tell you the difference between far- mechanism was, to us, very obvious.” Without ade-
and nearsightedness. quate exposure to sunlight, the eye keeps growing
But as a part of his weekly reviews of the latest longer, images are focused in front of the retina,
scientific literature, he started to see some of the and vision becomes blurry. In August 2008—after
first evidence coming out of Asia about the grow- a decade of research—Morgan published a paper
ing myopia epidemic. He couldn’t understand how that he believed contained the key to solving Asia’s
myopia rates could be close to 80 percent for kids myopia epidemic.
leaving high school in East Asia and so much lower
in his native Australia.
He soon found other research casting doubt on
Sorsby’s genetic view of myopia. In Inuit popula-
tions, during the 1970s, myopia incidence increased
from 5 percent to more than 60 percent in the span
of one generation. Genetics couldn’t explain such
a jump. The sharp increase in schooling among
younger Inuits, however, might. In the early 1990s,
researchers had found that ultra-orthodox Jewish
boys are more myopic than their sisters—some-
thing that was likely due to the extra studying
they have to do.
Morgan started to seek out a better understand-
ing of what causes myopia, and by the early 2000s,
he was convinced there had to be a behavioral rea-
son for the boom. But if near work was really to
blame, why hadn’t the interventions tried in China
and Taiwan made any difference? In 2003, with
colleagues Kathryn Rose and Paul Mitchell, Mor-
gan began a two-year study of thousands of 6- and
12-year-olds in Sydney, looking for lifestyle dif- a r o u n d t h i s t i m e , Wu’s clinic was busy—his
ferences that might explain their lower levels of operating table often full, with a steady stream of
myopia. They used a technique called “cyclople- parents with young children in tow seeking treat-
gic autorefraction,” in which the patient’s eyes ments for myopia. Among the available treatments,
are first relaxed with eye drops before a machine orthokeratology contact lenses improve vision by
measures how light is focused on the back of the temporarily squishing the cornea into a different
eye, providing an objective measure of the length shape, reminiscent of how ancient Chinese sol-
of the eyeball. diers are said to have slept with sandbags over
The results, which were published in a landmark their eyes for the same effect. And there’s atro-
2008 paper, confirmed Morgan’s suspicions. As pine—a muscle relaxant derived from the toxic
expected, overall myopia rates among Australian nightshade and mandrake plants. Nightshade has
12-year-olds, at about 13 percent, were significantly been known as “belladonna” because women in
lower than in Asia. Morgan and his team also sur- Renaissance Italy—and maybe even as far back as
veyed the participants about their daily routines Cleopatra—used it to dilate their pupils to make
and hobbies and discovered a surprising relation- them appear larger and more beautiful. Atropine
ship. The more time kids spent outside, the less paralyzes the ciliary muscle, which controls the
likely they were to have myopia. size of the pupil and, for reasons scientists haven’t

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yet pinned down, also seems to slow down the pro-
gression of myopia. (Since 2008, new treatments
have become available: miSight contact lenses and
MiyoSmart glasses, which arrest the growth of the
eye by manipulating light patterns.)
But Wu knew that none of these treatments were
dealing with the underlying cause of the problem.
And as a newly minted member of Taiwan’s Vision
Care Advisory Committee, a different group of aca-
demics behind some of the country’s well-meaning
but ineffective attempts to tackle nearsightedness,
he had adopted a determined, systematic approach
to finding a solution. Every week, he gathered his
colleagues to review the latest academic research
on myopia. He even corralled his mother into mak-
ing snacks as an added incentive.
During one of these Thursday sessions, with the
smell of home-cooked food in the air, Wu discovered
Ian Morgan’s research in Australia. It was a eureka
moment. Were Taiwan’s classroom interventions
failing because kids weren’t spending enough time
outside? Wu decided to run his own version of the
Sydney Myopia Study in Cimei, an island off the
west coast of Taiwan. He observed the same phe-
nomenon: More outdoor time equaled less myopia.
Around the same time, Wu chanced on an oppor-
tunity to go a step further than Morgan—to move
from simply observing the myopia problem to fight-
ing back. His son was starting elementary school,
and the parents of incoming students had been
PHOTOGRAPH: AN RONG XU
stone of Taiwan’s national myopia strat-
egy, launched in 2010. It’s called Tian-Tian
120, which translates to “every day 120,”
for the number of minutes children should
spend outside each day.
At Mingde Elementary School in Kaoh-
siung, I watched as muzak blasted over the
speakers and kids of all ages came stream-
ing outside in their uniforms, grabbing
balls and jump ropes. As the school’s prin-
cipal, Ching-Sheng Chen, proudly showed
off the array of outdoor equipment, a boy
who couldn’t have been much older than 7
grabbed a unicycle and began riding laps
invited to an orientation talk. They gathered in around the playing field. At another school in north-
a classroom at the school, surrounded by small east Taiwan, known for its changeable weather, the
desks and kids’ drawings on the walls. At the end, playground has been equipped with a giant covered
the principal opened the floor to questions. Wu area called “Sunny Square” so the kids can still
raised his hand and voiced his concerns about what spend time outdoors when it’s raining.
Taiwanese schooling might do to his son’s vision. The results of the Tian-Tian 120 program were
“Under your education system, will he become immediate and impressive. After years of trend-
myopic or not?” ing upward, myopia prevalence among Taiwan-
Other hands started going up. One woman had ese primary school children peaked in 2011 at 50
a daughter in the third grade who was already percent, and then started to come down. Within a
minus 2 diopters, and she feared for her son. Wu few years, it was at 46.1 percent. “You can see this
saw a chance to put Morgan’s theory into action. very beautiful curve,” Wu says.
At the time, the Taiwanese government was
encouraging schools to switch the classroom lights
off and send kids outside during breaks—to save
electricity, not eyes. Wu convinced the principal of
his son’s school to go further and usher the chil- i n 2 0 1 4 , a young ophthalmologist in Yilan
dren outside six times a day, which added up to County, on Taiwan’s rugged northeast coast, began
an extra six and a half hours of outdoor time each a project that he hoped would eradicate high myo-
week. When Wu took measurements at the start of pia entirely.
the program, in February 2009, the myopia prev- Der-Chong Tsai—who wears round black
alence among 7- to 11-year-olds at both his son’s frames and a white lab coat and shares Wu’s ear-
school and another school, which he used as a con- nest energy—first became interested in eye health
trol for his experiment, was around 48 percent. A while training at Taiwan’s National Defense Medi-
year later, the control school had almost twice the cal Center. From there, he worked at Taipei Veter-
rate of new cases of myopia as his son’s school. ans General Hospital, and he’d come across Wu’s
Wu began to preach the gospel of outdoor time, and Morgan’s work on nearsightedness after com-
appearing in the media and touring rural Taiwan. pleting a PhD in epidemiology in the early 2010s.
On many of the stops, Wu, on guitar, and his wife, He was impressed but had a hunch that inter-
on keys, play their own renditions of pop songs with vening even earlier than primary school could
new lyrics about myopia prevention. (A recent effort make a significant difference—not only to slow
turned “Despacito” into a ballad about atropine.) the progression of myopia but to try to stop it
He wrote a book, Kids Could Be Free From Myopia, from taking hold in the first place. It’s been found
outlining the principles of good eye health and how that for every year the onset of myopia is delayed,
he applied them to slow the progression of myopia the ultimate severity of the condition is reduced
in his own young children. “Sometimes,” he says, by 0.75 diopters—catch it early enough and you
“we don’t appreciate the free things.” might be able to prevent a kid from ever need-
Wu also worked on translating his research find- ing glasses. “We thought primary school was too
ings into a simple program that could be rolled out late,” Tsai says. “In terms of myopia prevention,
across the country. To do that, he needed to know the earlier the better.”
how much time kids should spend outdoors. Wu Yilan County now runs one of the most ambi-
thought back to Ian Morgan’s research, which had tious myopia prevention programs in the world.
found that Australian kids spent an average of 13.5 Each year, Tsai and his team visit every preschool
hours a week outside. Another study suggested 14 in the region, running screening tests to look for
hours. And so two hours a day became the corner- what’s called “pre-myopia”—the earliest signs of
the eyeball getting too long. Tsai wants to catch both conspire to keep people inside. Navigating the
children whose eyes are already too long for their organized chaos of traffic snarls in cities like Tai-
age—who may not have myopia yet but who might pei and Kaohsiung, I couldn’t help but think how
be at higher risk once they start formal schooling. difficult it would be for someone with impaired
Today, Tsai screens more than 98 percent of vision to get around, and how challenging it is to
preschoolers in Yilan County, and at a cost of just find safe outdoor spaces for children to play in the
$13 per child, he has found hundreds of cases of sun in such a dense metropolis.
pre-myopia that wouldn’t have been spotted until But the pandemic has entrenched what was
much later, when it was more advanced. The chil- already a global problem. On our current trajec-
dren most at risk of developing myopia are pre- tory, viral diseases, air pollution, and extreme heat
scribed atropine alongside their time outdoors, are just some of the things that will continue to
and the results have been spectacular. By the end of keep young children indoors. By 2050, according
2016, after two years, the Yilan program had driven to the International Myopia Institute, 10 percent
down the prevalence of myopia in the region by 5 of the world’s population will have high myopia,
percentage points. Between the Tian-Tian 120 ini- and up to 70 percent of them will have pathologic
tiative, aimed at older kids, and the Yilan program, myopia—the kind that causes blindness. That’s as
Taiwan finally seemed to be getting the upper hand many as 680 million people affected by vision loss
in its long fight against myopia. or blindness, with catastrophic effects for econo-
Then Covid hit, and a whole generation of kids mies and health care systems.
was stuck inside for months at a time. Studies show In that sense, Taiwan’s myopia boom is a blurry
that in China, Turkey, Hong Kong, and India, myopia glimpse of a potentially blurred future: one where
worsened during the Covid lockdowns. Taiwan was technology has to compensate for the societal
no exception: Wu’s beautiful curve began to invert. changes that are driving nearsightedness. Ian
Morgan has been involved in prototypes of glass-
walled classrooms in China, enabling children to
get the benefit of time outdoors without having
to cut back on education. Other research suggests
that shining a bright red light directly into the eye
with a special machine may slow the progression
of myopia. But many of the existing treatments are
expensive, and they don’t work for everyone. Some
ophthalmologists predict a future where bad eye-
sight, like crooked teeth, becomes a marker of an
impoverished childhood. Others argue that myo-
pia prevention should be publicly funded—that,
like programs to encourage people to quit smok-
ing or exercise regularly, a little funding now will
save a lot in the future. “Prevention is better than
cure,” is one of Pei-Chang Wu’s mantras.
While children in Taiwan’s Yilan County expe-
rienced the pandemic years much the same as kids
everywhere—less time outdoors and more time
watching screens—intervening when children are
quite young has proven to be the best strategy:
i n m a r c h 2 0 2 3 , Taiwan lifted its final pan- Across the county, myopia rates in preschoolers
demic restriction, allowing international travel- remained stable throughout the lockdowns. Tech-
ers to visit without having to quarantine. I arrived nology and industrialization may have contrib-
there half-expecting some mythical Land of the uted to the myopia problem, but sometimes the
Blind scenario: pavements populated by people best solutions are cheap and simple. Just go out-
with white sticks stumbling into everything, a side, and see.
pair of glasses perched on every nose. It wasn’t
like that, of course—although there were seven
eyewear shops within a 10-minute walk of my
hotel in Kaohsiung, and the stylized eye logos of
oculists all around, like the eerie billboard from
The Great Gatsby.
There are long-standing cultural forces driving
Taiwan’s myopia boom—the emphasis on educa- A M I T K AT WA L A is an editor and writer at wired,
tion and a notion that paler skin is more attractive based in London.

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AS A YOUNG INDUSTRIAL DESIGNER, PATRICIA MOORE UNDERTOOK A RADICAL
EXPERIMENT IN AGING. HER DISCOVERIES RESHAPED THE BUILT WORLD.

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by L E X I P A N D E L L

photographs by J E S S E R I E S E R
could understand what it was like to be
old, she could develop better products.
Not just for elders, but for everybody.
Soon after, Moore attended a party
where she met Barbara Kelly, a makeup
artist for a new sketch comedy show
called Saturday Night Live. Kelly, it
turned out, had a specific talent: aging
up actors. Moore had an idea. “Look at
me. Look at my face,” she said to Kelly. “That is the core perception which must
“And tell me if you could make me look be changed, and I think will be changed,
old.” Moore’s face was round, without in this generation.” She endeavored to
high cheekbones—the perfect canvas be part of that shift by talking about her
for an ersatz wizening. “I could make experiences and championing a new
you look very old,” Kelly replied. Within form of product design.
a few days, the makeup artist crafted Today, Moore, who started a firm
WHEN

custom flesh-toned prosthetic pieces called MooreDesign Associates in the


for Moore. She created jowls, eye bags, early ’80s, is considered one of the
and saggy neck skin. The result, once founders of “universal design,” the
carefully adhered to Moore’s face and idea that products and environments
topped with makeup, was uncanny—as if should be built to accommodate the wid-
Moore had stepped into a time machine, est range of people possible. Moore has
or fallen under a spell. designed for Johnson & Johnson, Boe-
As “Old Pat,” Moore wore her grand- ing, Kraft, AT&T, Herman Miller, and 3M,
mother’s clothing, a pillbox hat, glasses, among many others. She’s known in the
orthopedic shoes, and gloves to hide industry as the “Mother of Empathy.” In
the youthful texture of her hands. She interviews, colleagues called her a Jedi,
darkened her teeth with smudges of a unicorn, and a design goddess. David
crayon and clouded her eyes with dabs Kusuma, president of the World Design
w h e n pat r i c i a m o o r e was 26, she of baby oil. She also wanted to feel old; Organization, told me, “I don’t think
looked in the mirror and saw an 85-year- otherwise, she reasoned, the experi- there is anyone in the design world who
old woman. Crow’s-feet clustered at ment wouldn’t work. So she plugged her hasn’t heard of her.”
her eyes, her back hunched, and silver ears with wax to dampen her hearing. Now Moore is 70. Nearly 40 years
hair gathered around her face. Another Taped her fingers to simulate arthri- after the publication of Disguised, in
person might be horrified. Moore held tis. Wrapped cloth over her shoulder other words, the Mother of Empathy is
a hand to her cheek, astonished and to create a hump. Secured balsa wood much closer to the grandmotherly age
thrilled at the transformation. splints behind her knees to restrict her she once pretended to be. Despite her
Back then—this was the spring of movement. hope that her generation would overturn
1979—Moore was a young industrial Old Pat’s first outing was at a confer- ageism, technological progress has, in
designer living in New York City and ence on aging in Ohio. When she fooled many cases, created more problems for
working at Raymond Loewy Associates, everyone there, she knew she was in aging users than it has solved. I wanted
the famous designer of everything from business. For three years, Moore went Moore’s assessment.
NASA’s Skylab space station to home undercover as Old Pat at least once a Then, mere days into reporting this
appliances. At a planning meeting one week, packing the costume in her suit- story, I got into a horrible accident. Sud-
afternoon, Moore mentioned that, grow- case when traveling. Old Pat visited 116 denly I, too, had a changed body, one that
ing up, she’d seen her arthritic grand- cities in 14 states and two Canadian would teach me, in a way little else could,
mother struggle to open refrigerators. provinces. Moore felt she wasn’t merely just how necessary Moore’s work is.
She suggested creating a fridge door that putting on a character; she was living
unlatched with ease. “Pattie,” a senior part of her life as an old woman.
colleague told her, “we don’t design for She chronicled her insights about nav-
those people.” The firm’s target users igating the world in a changed body—
were middle-aged male professionals. the connections she made with others,
Moore fumed at the injustice, to say and the prejudice she faced—in a book,
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nothing of the lost business opportunity. Disguised, published in 1985. Picture a
But, she thought, who was she to advo- Stephen King–esque cover with dramatic
cate on behalf of elderly consumers? hot-pink font and eerie photographs of
Moore had never struggled to open any- Young and Old Pat. “Old has become a
thing. She left the meeting frustrated, synonym for being useless, ugly, unim-
with a feeling she couldn’t shake: If she portant, of less value,” Moore wrote.
w h e f i f e l l , my left foot hit the
ground first. Tumbling from a horse
KNOWN AS THE MOTHER OF EMPATHY, can feel like the world has turned into
PATRICIA MOORE IS CONSIDERED ONE OF THE a kaleidoscope. I was ejected in a partic-
FOUNDERS OF UNIVERSAL DESIGN. ularly spectacular fashion by a buck that
flipped me over my horse’s head. I sat up
in the dirt and took stock. My head was
OK, as were my neck and back. My horse,
too, was fine. My trembling leg was not.
An x-ray revealed I’d dislocated my
tibia and broken my ankle in three places.
My leg was repaired with eight screws,
a plate, and a high-strength polymer
cord known as a tightrope fixation. In an
instant, I went from an athletic 33-year-
old to someone who moved through the
world on crutches, casted foot held aloft
like a flamingo’s. Beyond the immense
pain, my environment became a fun
house, the simplest tasks distorted. As
I fumbled with faucets while struggling
to balance on my crutches and stumbled
over uneven carpeting, it became clear
that the world is not designed for every-
one. Which means, in Moore’s view, that
it’s designed poorly.
I began corresponding with Moore
shortly after my accident. I apologized
for having to interview her over Zoom
from an “unconventional location”—
code for my bed, where I spent most
of my days with my leg elevated. “I can
relate,” she said. “There’s a video some-
where of me delivering a keynote in my
hospital bed, heavily drugged, after
being hit by a car in Wellington.” She,
too, had broken her leg. “One of my peeps
tried to kill me,” she said, laughing. “She
was 82, and she ran a light.”
There’s great camaraderie in the Bro-
ken Leg Club. Naturally, Moore and I
compared hardware. Screws, a plate, and
a cadaver bone allow her to walk today.
When I asked for more specifics, Moore
launched into the whole tale, from the
ugly blue shade of the car that hit her
to the “Adonis” of a nurse assigned to
her. “He looked like the Rock and had
all these tribal tats,” she said. She imag-
ined her bone donor was a man named
George, so that’s what she nicknamed
her repaired leg.
Moore rarely gives a straightforward
answer to questions, preferring stories
to sound bites, and tends to race off on
lively tangents. This isn’t to say her time
isn’t precious. MooreDesign Associates
is pursued by a range of clients, many
of them tech companies. When she’s at
home in Phoenix, Arizona, Moore wakes just elderly friends. (If only.) As I tried to
up at 6 am, watches Today, and then be a good patient when even getting out
holes up for the workday. She typically of bed to brush my teeth felt like a Hercu-
works for 11 hours, wrapping up in time lean task, my mother-in-law remarked,
for dinner. From 1982 until the Covid-19 “You will make a good old person.”
lockdown, she traveled 250 days out of Moore, too, was a good young-old
the year. Even with her reduced sched- person. She grew up in a multigener-
ule, over the course of my reporting she ational home with her sisters, parents,
flew to Norway, the UK, Ireland, New and grandparents. She has a black-and-
York, Ohio, and California. She rarely white photograph of herself, no older
takes days off. than 2, standing at the bottom of some
These days, Moore doesn’t just stairs. According to family lore, her
design; she interrogates ideas. Take, father asked her to climb up. No, she
for instance, her recent appearance at said, she couldn’t, and it wasn’t fair; the
a consortium of autonomous car com- stairs were impossibly big. In the photo,
panies. “Everybody was crowing about Moore scowls at the camera. “My dis-
their wonderful vehicles,” she said. Then taste for discriminatory design started
it was her turn. “They expected Mommy young,” she said.
to say, ‘Oh, you get a gold star, here’s your Moore had an affinity for art and
T-ball trophy.’” Instead, Moore asked: If enrolled in the Rochester Institute of
someone isn’t ambulatory, and an auton- Technology. “I was going to study medi-
omous vehicle arrives to take them to cal illustration so I could be a fine artist
their doctor’s appointment, who is get- MOORE DRESSED AS and suffer through a day job of drawing
ting that person out of the house and into “OLD PAT” body parts,” she said. Instead, a profes-
the car? “I just looked around the room, sor suggested she might be a good fit for
as I’m paid to do,” she said. “They not industrial design. She graduated in 1974
only wanted me out of the room, they with a BFA, wed her college sweetheart
wanted me out of the building, out of that weekend, and took a job offer from
the country.” Raymond Loewy. Moore was the firm’s
Moore’s clients bring her onboard o v e r t h e c o u r s e of getting to know first female industrial designer. Loewy
for any number of reasons. Her astute the Mother of Empathy, I found real- had her back. His daughter was around
eye. Her belief in the power (and profit) world empathy in short supply. Young her age, and he saw a spark in Moore. At
of empathy. Her fame. And, of course, and middle-aged people blocked my the company, Moore helped create the
her knowledge about a rapidly aging way while I was aboard crutches or in first full-body CAT scanner and the first
population. Today’s elders are living a wheelchair, dashed to cut me in line, mobile x-ray unit.
longer than ever before—the median shut doors in my face. Public restrooms In those days, designers created sleek
age of Americans is the highest it has became the bane of my existence: often products and then told customers how
been in history—yet there’s a scarcity illogically designed, and with seemingly they should be used. Rama Gheerawo,
of professional caregivers. What’s more, able-bodied people constantly occupy- director of the Helen Hamlyn Centre
technological progress has become so ing the accessible stall when others were for Design, described the mindset as:
rapid, and so integrated into everyday clearly available. What was wrong with “You tell them what they need.” Moore
living, that it’s threatening to leave these twerps? Yet I’d been one of them didn’t understand that way of work-
whole groups of people behind. “A huge not long ago. Perhaps not so brazen and ing; for her, they—the people actually
industry needs to be born, and quickly,” uncaring, but naive to what the world using the products—should tell you—
Moore said. could be like. The privilege of living in merely the designer—what they need,
Still, as we talked, it became clear that a healthy body had come so easily. In and only then can you create it. After the
Moore doesn’t see design as an aging retrospect, I felt ridiculous. eye-opening meeting about refrigerator
problem. “What’s age got to do with it?” Older people, however, went out of doors, Moore’s grandparents became
she said. “At the end of the day, often their way for me, offering help and strik- the metric by which she’d determine
very little.” Nor is it a problem of dis- ing up conversations. I commiserated whether a design was usable. “My fel-
ability—a word Moore hates because with elderly folks about frustrating lows thought I was a stark raving mad
it implies exclusion. “It’s lifestyle that pharmacy hours and, gosh, what was bitch,” she said. But Loewy listened, and
design needs to focus on,” she said. And with the lines? One woman stopped me he allowed Moore to study biomechanics
lifestyle can change at any age, at any on the street and, without asking what and gerontology as a part-time student.
time. “You and I are living with bodies was wrong, said, “Broken leg? Oh, dear, Not long after she started dressing up
COURTESY OF BRUCE BYERS

changed by events,” she told me. “We I’m sorry.” These elders understood the as Old Pat, Moore left Loewy for a more
are living in a very fragile shell. And that difficulty of enduring everyday activities flexible job designing private jets. She
means some days we’re more able than that others took for granted. My husband also got divorced. (That husband was the
others.” joked that I’d get out of this injury with first of three, all of whom became dis-
illusioned, she said, with her ambition as possible, she cut through an empty
and obsession with work.) Reeling from playground. “I heard sneakered feet run-
heartbreak, Moore threw herself into the ning,” she said. “Then someone had their
role. As long as she finished her outings arm around my neck and their knee in
as Old Pat with enough time to complete the small of my back.” A group of boys
her work and school projects, nobody jerked her to the ground, grabbed her
asked questions. She pulled all-nighters purse, and repeatedly kicked her in her
fueled by coffee and M&M’s. She felt it stomach. With the restrictions on her
was worth it for the time spent walking body, she couldn’t flee. The boys con-
around the city and riding the subway in tinued to taunt and beat her. She lost
what she called the “Elder Empathetic consciousness. a l t h o u g h m o o r e never dressed
Experiment.” Whenever she traveled, When Moore came to, she was bleed- up as Old Pat again, her career came to
she’d add a day to let Old Pat explore. ing and thought she might die. She heard be defined by the ways she continued to
Her body modifications made getting her grandma’s voice telling her, Not yet. put herself on the line for research. She
around difficult, even painful. With the She used her cane to stagger to her feet is coy about mentioning certain brands
balsa wood behind her knees, she wad- and stumbled toward a street where and products, constrained by the many
dled. “When I climbed stairs to board she could flag down a cab. Bruises cov- NDAs she has signed over the years, but
a bus, I’d have to step sideways,” she ered Moore’s body, and she sustained she still has countless public-facing
said. “It took a long time, and I had to sciatic nerve damage. For years, two accomplishments. In her post-Loewy
hang on for dear life.” More than once, fingers remained numb. During her sec- career, she led design for the first home
strangers yanked her out of the path ond marriage, she would learn that the dialysis system and the first automatic
of oncoming cars because she moved beating also rendered her unable to have breast release mammography unit. (The
too slowly. Her stiff fingers struggled children. latter saved patients many moments of
to unwrap cellophane from candy. “I Yet even after “the attack,” as she pain—previously, technicians had to
looked at it, rather philosophically, as came to call it, she kept dressing up as manually unclamp breasts.) She helped
a trade-off: no pain, no gain, as the say- Old Pat. She felt she wasn’t done learn- design the Honolulu metro light-rail
ing goes,” Moore wrote in Disguised. “I ing from the experience. Increasingly, vehicle and led design for the Phoe-
should have expected problems galore, Moore found it difficult to get out of char- nix Sky Harbor airport train system.
and I got them.” acter and return to her life. A cloud of She worked with Wounded Warriors to
It wasn’t only the costume that taught guilt followed her for being young and, improve prosthetics and helped draft
her about living in a changed body. as such, part of a demographic that was the Americans with Disabilities Act of
Strangers treated her differently as Old unkind to elders. She stopped going to 1990. She designed hundreds of physical
Pat, shouting at her as if she were hard of parties or getting drinks with friends. rehabilitation facilities, including ones
hearing or trying to shortchange her at She experienced extreme physical tolls, fashioned like streets and grocery stores
shops. She experimented with different too. Her skin bled from being rubbed by so that elders could practice real-world
personae. Appearing poor rendered her the constraints, the latex made her face skills after falls, strokes, or surgery. She
nearly invisible. Yet a middle-class ver- swell, and her back throbbed from being teaches and gives speeches all over the
sion of Old Pat could chat up a group of stooped. “It was like a full-body hang- world. She won the prestigious Coo-
old folks and become instant friends. One over of pain,” Moore said. Eventually, per Hewitt National Design Award and
elderly woman tearfully confided in her she developed bleeding ulcers and was the World Design Medal, among many
that her adult daughter hit her. A lonely hospitalized for exhaustion. other honors.
widower wooed her from a Central Park Finally, the physical discomfort of Aside from her experiment as Old
bench. Very young children sidled up to being in character became too much. Pat, Moore is most commonly associ-
her as if she were their grandmother. More than that, the interactions she ated with a simple, yet transformative,
She didn’t tell her family about the had with others stopped feeling illu- kitchen item: Oxo Good Grips. In 1989,
project until it consumed so much of minating. She woke up one October in a businessman named Sam Farber set
her life that she had to spill. “My poor 1982 and realized she was done. After out to create a group of kitchen appli-
daddy couldn’t bear to see me in char- three years, Old Pat had taught her all ances that would make it easier for his
acter,” she said. “My grandmother was she could. Moore got into costume and arthritis-stricken wife to peel produce.
already dead, and I looked just like her.” took one last trip around the neighbor-
Her grandfather told her to be careful. hood, to Bloomingdale’s, to Central Park.
An NYPD officer warned her that the Then Moore peeled off her latex skin
elderly were often targets of muggings; and wig and accessories, and tucked it
she could be hurt, even killed. all away in boxes, like the artifacts of a 0 7 3
And then she almost was. Moore typ- long-dead loved one. Young Pat resumed
ically planned to get home before dark, control. “It’s not a sad parting, though,”
but one day she stopped for a bite to eat. Moore wrote in Disguised. “I expect to
Dusk fell as she left the restaurant. To see her again—in the mirror—in about
get to the New York subway as quickly 50 years!”
At the time, Moore was married to her sibility to test out products herself. So,
second husband; they both consulted before a long day of meetings with
on the design for Farber. Bicycle grips Kimberly-Clark executives, she pulled
were the inspiration for the Oxo prod- the prototype on under her skirt. She
uct’s famously squishy black handles. took her seat in the conference room
“The delicate detailing and the slices and, when the urge hit her, urinated.
at the thumbprint on the handle helped Then stood up to check her skirt, rather
you hold it even better,” Moore said. She publicly, for stains.
pushed Farber to think about how the Moore also paid a group of women,
Good Grips might be comfortable for each of whom cared for elderly fam-
anyone rather than just marketing to ily members, to come in and talk about i a r r i v e d a t a restaurant to meet
those with specific needs. incontinence. After Moore revealed Moore and tugged at the door. Locked—
Th a t f i rs t l i n e o f e rgo n o m i c , her own struggles to the group, they it was one minute before opening. Had
chunky-handled kitchen tools hit the opened up. “You know what’s coming this been just a month earlier, the short
market in 1990 as Oxo’s flagship prod- next,” she told me. “Every woman at wait would have been excruciating; my
uct. They were three times as expen- that table admitted to some level of blad- leg had pulsed with pain anytime I stood.
sive as traditional kitchen devices, but der incontinence.” These women had By this point, I had weaned off crutches,
sales took off, proving for the first time given birth, aged, or gone through meno- though I still walked with a limp.
that universal design could be profitable pause. “There was giggling about, ‘I can’t When the hostess let me in, I gave her
and even elegant. Four years later, the sneeze anymore without having to run the reservation name. “The other guest
Oxo vegetable peeler was added to the into the bathroom.’” These women were is already seated,” she said.
Museum of Modern Art’s permanent not the company’s original target, but That was impossible. The restaurant
collection. The upside of a failed mar- suddenly a huge demographic opened wasn’t open yet.
riage, Moore said: “It brought me into an up for the products. “She’s been here awhile,” she
iconic project that defined, finally, what One of Moore’s mentees, Michael explained.
universal, inclusive design looks like.” Seum, now the vice president of design Indeed, there was Moore, waiting
As iconic as Oxo Good Grips became, at Kohler, summed up Moore’s mentality at a table with a bottle of Pellegrino.
though, there’s another story from ear- this way: “We’re not going to focus on She wore one of her signature outfits, a
lier in Moore’s career that I think better the design. We’re going focus on how to black long-sleeved shirt beneath a crin-
exemplifies her work: the time she peed understand all the issues, and then we’ll kly brown dress the texture of a fash-
in a meeting room. start designing.” Inspired by Moore, ionable paper bag. This she paired with
It was the early 1980s, and Moore was Seum has had executives and employees clogs. She looked up from her phone and
helping Kimberly-Clark design one of the don gear to simulate cataracts or mobil- smiled. She’d been dropped off earlier
first incontinence products for adults, ity impairments. “And then I had them and passed the time by making conver-
which would become Depend. Regard- read magazines, brush their teeth, sit on sation with the staff.
less of the fact that Moore had dealt with the toilet and flush it,” Seum said. “I had At design events, Moore has over-
incontinence since being attacked in no objective other than to just let them heard people call her “tiny.” She con-
New York City, she felt it was her respon- experience life through a different lens.” siders it with amusement—what size
did they expect her to be? But it’s the
difference between her 5'2" stature and
her room-filling personality that makes
the contrast so stark. It’s also easy to see
how she could disappear into the role of
little old lady without getting caught.
Moore laid out a few handmade gifts
on the table. First, a trio of origami
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shamrocks. (Moore folds origami for
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her travels.) An abstract ink drawing of
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F R AG I L E
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at it to ease writer’s block.) I unwrapped motherhood when she’s accomplished so accent, to say, ‘Darling, would you like
the third gift and discovered black fab- much—it’s also a truth to Moore. “Cer- some tea?’” Moore said.
ric inside. tainly, I would not work like I did if I had In the shorter term, she believes
“A pot holder?” I asked. children,” she said. “Instead, I’m defined wearables can play a bigger role. “I
Yes, woven from American Airlines by work. But I bristle when people say, wear glasses, earrings, watches, neck-
socks. “Unworn,” she reassured me. ‘Oh, you would have been such a good laces,” she said. “All of that stuff should
She told me she’d given one to the chief mother.’ Because I am a good mother. be informing us, keeping us safe, and
curator at the Henry Ford Museum. He I define motherhood in much broader letting the good guys know where we
framed and hung it in his office. terms than just giving birth.” are if we go missing.” While many of
Moore had recently sorted through Moore’s pace remains relentless today’s elders are tech sophisticates
her archives for the museum, where because the stakes are so high; she who order from Amazon and chat on
her materials will be held in its perma- sees suffering around her and knows FaceTime, nearly a third of those over
nent collection. Every artifact in her that not enough has been done about 65 don’t have smartphones. Those indi-
archive—a photograph, a product pro- it. Of the 10 colleagues of Moore’s whom viduals are being locked out of using
totype, a letter from an old colleague— I interviewed, most expressed worry wearables that pair with phones—or
represents a unique path of her life’s about who would continue her legacy. even simple things like using QR codes
story. She sent more than 200 boxes to For all she’s taught the next generation to read electronic menus. Moore now
the museum, including one that con- of designers, there’s no one they feel is spends much of her time consulting on
tained the Old Pat costume: bloodied, quite as compelling, knowledgeable, or wearables, including as a board member
dirtied, and torn from the attack. “I’m invested. Moore jokes that she will die for a new startup called Nudge, which is
glad I kept it,” she said. Then, with pain while in the middle of work. (“When I developing a bracelet that sends alerts
lacing her voice, “It’ll be interesting see- travel, I put a little card on the night- through a closed network rather than a
ing that mannequin.” stand that identifies me, my American smartphone (or even Wi-Fi).
Moore readily talks about the attack, Airlines number, and my sister’s number, At the end of the meal, Moore and I
but she still has nightmares of being you know, in case they find me dead,” she both needed to use the restroom, which
beaten. When she hears sneakered feet said. “I don’t want housekeeping to just happened to be down a flight of stairs.
running, she feels the flicker of panic. toss me in a black plastic bag.”) Moore noted that she would be slow.
She experiences neuropathy in her legs, Of course, as Moore ages, her mission Not because of her age, but because of
which can burn so severely at night that has become more personal. “I am not an George, her injured leg. “Being hit by a
she often sleeps with them elevated optimist about what my next 10 or 20 car did change everything,” she said. She
against a wall. years looks like, and I’m really sad to say took the stairs sideways, holding on to
Then there’s the impact of her infer- that,” she said. She worries about living the banister and placing both her feet
tility, something Moore said defined if design and technology can’t rise to the carefully on each step before proceed-
much of who she became. As she looked occasion. Then she hesitated, caught off ing. I thought about Old Pat struggling
through her archive, she found the let- guard by her own admission. “I’ve never up bus steps, and about Moore as a tod-
ters she’d collected from students, men- said it out loud.” In the public eye, she dler at the bottom of that staircase: the
tees, and colleagues, many of whom send tries to be a positive force, but behind way life cycles back around.
her Mother’s Day cards each year. She closed doors with her friends, “we’re all I also thought about my own injury,
calls herself “the Mutha” as a joke, but scared to death.” and felt guilty. Soon enough, I’d be fine.
she takes the role seriously. “She brings Moore believes technology will be My limp would largely vanish. I’d have
that level of parenting love to her craft or critical in helping more people age no problem on stairs. But I also knew a
profession,” said Joel Kashuba, another gracefully, especially single elders like time would come when I’d be unable to
Moore mentee and head of design at herself who want to age in place. “With walk again. If it wasn’t walking, it would
Nike Valiant Labs. “Love that may have each passing year, we need more and be something else. That point will come
otherwise gone into her children she more stuff in order to maintain our for you too, if it hasn’t already. When it
has learned to, in an extraordinary way, autonomy and independence,” Moore does, I hope the world will be ready.
give to others within the field.” Though it said. “Nothing gets Amazon, Alphabet,
seems patriarchal to focus on a woman’s Microsoft, all these players excited like,
ability to bear children—and, in some ‘Ooh, Pattie says they want to live inde-
ways, absurd to mourn the absence of pendently. We can make stuff.’” But what
stuff, exactly? The wiggling robotic seals
meant to keep elders company in nursing
homes “are one piece of a much bigger L E X I PA N D E L L
puzzle,” she said. She envisions a future is a writer from Oakland,
world where toilets analyze our urine for California.
T H A N O T H E R S.” health changes, shoes monitor our gait,
and charming humanoid robots supple-
ment human caregiving by feeding and
dressing elders. “I want him, in a British
BY SAMANTH
SUBRAMANIAN

ART BY LENA WEBER


PHOTOGRAPHS BY SASHA MASLOV
IN THE WAR AGAINST RUSSIA, SOME
UKRAINIANS CARRY AK-47S. ANDREY
LISCOVICH CARRIES A SHOPPING LIST.
Ukrainian friendly fire took Loosely speaking, Liscovich is an
it down because the army’s adviser to the general staff of the army,
radar units didn’t yet have a although the most he gets out of that is a
way to distinguish their own military email ID. The army doesn’t com-
drones from Russia’s. Days pensate him for his service. Instead, Lis-
later, a replacement unit covich said, he cuts himself a paycheck
took off toward enemy lines, out of donations from an American bil-
but the Russians jammed lionaire. (He wouldn’t say which one, but
its global navigation satel- he assured me it was a household name.)
lite system. Then the drone’s He is one of at least 100 civilians who act
communications link with its as buying agents for Ukraine, an official
pilot cut out. At this point, in the general staff of the army told me.
it should have abandoned (The official asked to be anonymous: “Our
its mission and navigated government doesn’t like it when military
home, but without GNSS its people say something on the record with-
sense of direction was thor- out their permission.”) With its defense
oughly scrambled. The Vector budget stretched thin, the Ukrainian gov-
flew north instead of south, ernment isn’t always willing to spring
right into Russian territory, for “nonlethal things,” the official said.
z h e n ya p o d t i k o v r e a l i z e d , and was never seen again. Frustrated, “They’re worried that if their partners
he should have known that Ukraine’s Ukraine’s drone pilots turned to the man pay for this, they’ll pay for fewer tanks
first Vector drone was not long for this who had helped procure the Vectors in or shells or HIMARS rocket launchers.”
world. But when it arrived at an army the first place: a tech executive named Civilian fixers are “a way to get around”
base in Lviv, in April 2022, he couldn’t Andrey Liscovich. this problem—and the official described
help admiring it. “I was just surprised Liscovich is a strange, liminal figure Liscovich as the most effective of the
that drone hardware could look so good,” produced by a novel sort of conflict. He bunch. “He’s out there on the front lines,
he said. The Vector came in pieces— is a civilian neck-deep in military work, asking questions, taking notes,” the offi-
its sharklike nose, sleek fuselage, and a Silicon Valley emissary to battlefields cial said. “He’s always doing his home-
upright tail all polished to a tooth-enamel beset by electronic warfare, a Thomas work.” Since the war began, Liscovich
white. Its manufacturer, a German com- Friedman character cast into a Joseph has helped the army procure nearly $100
pany called Quantum Systems, had Heller world. Having grown up in Zapo- million in supplies. His is the kind of role
designed the Vector so you could carry rizhzhia, in eastern Ukraine, Liscovich that aristocrats played back in the 1800s,
it, dismantled, in a backpack. Podtikov went on to a PhD at Harvard and then a when their unelected influence extended
needed no tools and just a few minutes career in the San Francisco Bay Area. For to statecraft. Over the past century, as
to unbox it, put it together, and send it a while, he was the CEO of Uber Works, war became a nationalized state func-
up as a surveillance scout. Entirely on an Uber offshoot that helped compa- tion, that species died out. Liscovich is
autopilot, it could take off, remain air- nies find on-demand staffing. When Rus- a throwback: a Victorian with an iPhone.
borne for two hours, and return home, sia invaded Ukraine, he moved back to
sending back rivers of encrypted video Zaporizhzhia and, through circumstance
from as far as 20 miles away. more than intent, became a personal
As a test pilot in the Ukrainian army, shopper for the Ukrainian army. He deals
Podtikov was unaccustomed to such only in nonlethal equipment—merchan-
sophistication. He’d been flying drones dise that’s available off the shelf to every-
since 2014—the year Russia annexed one, or at most classified as “dual use,”
Crimea, the year he turned 18 and joined suitable for both military and civilian
a unit of volunteers. All of the drones applications. Generals and brigade com-
he’d launched were civilian models manders tell him what they need, and he
like the Vector, but they were lesser roves the global tech souk, meeting man-
machines. One had to be propelled by ufacturers and inspecting their prod-
catapult. The army’s only military-issue ucts. Then he cajoles wealthy friends
drones, a pair of lumbering aircraft left or friendly nations to foot the bill and
over from the Soviet era, didn’t even arranges for the matériel to be fetched
have digital cameras. “You had to have to the front. In the year and a half since
a separate room to develop their film,” Russia invaded, he has wrangled every-
IMAGE SOURCE: GETTY IMAGES

Podtikov said, sounding as incredulous thing from socks to sensors to Starlink


as any child of the 21st century. terminals. The two downed Vectors were
On the front lines near Barvinkove, in among his earliest acquisitions, paid for
eastern Ukraine, that first Vector lasted by a Ukrainian benefactor at more than
just two full flights; on the third flight, $200,000 a pop.
Though Liscovich stays away from they come with a congenital prob- he travels through the US and Europe,
lethal technology, his ambit is vast. lem: They’re designed for peacetime either to appraise companies’ prod-
Never in the history of warfare has customers—for cops and academics, ucts or to coax the powerful and
commercial technology played as big hobbyists and corporations. Under the wealthy to set aside more money for
a role as it has in Ukraine, said Michael rigors of a live, hot war, these products those products. Getting everyone on
Brown, a former director of the US break down. Pickup trucks, of the kind the same page, he said, “is like herding
Department of Defense’s Defense Inno- driven around suburban America, last cats.” He has to be careful about these
vation Unit. In part, Brown said, this a week to 10 days when they’re try- trips. He turns 40 next year, and under
is because Ukraine’s army has been ing to outrun shelling in areas with wartime law, no service-age man can
innovative and scrappy. (“Of course,” no roads, the Ukraine army official leave the country on a business trip
he admitted, “they have to be—this is said. Portable batteries overheat for more than 30 days at a time. (At
existential for them.”) But it’s also the in the summer sun. The cables and least once he has found himself driving
culmination of a long, slow-cooked outer shells of Starlink terminals have from Poland into Ukraine on day 30.)
reversal in the flow of technology. A proven too flimsy for the Ukrainian Fortunately for him, Liscovich appears
few decades ago, defense research- front, so soldiers have gotten used to to be one of nature’s born business
ers built shiny new things—GNSS, swapping them out for more rugged travelers, built to fold his tall frame
for instance, and Arpanet, a precur- alternatives. It often falls to Liscovich into an economy class seat, stride
sor of the internet—and eventually to act as a go-between, shuttling infor- through airports with a wheelie bag
bequeathed them to the general pop- mation from soldiers to manufactur- that he never checks in, subsist on cold
ulation. Now, Brown said, commercial ers and back again, trying to get them cuts from buffets, and demand Marri-
companies are faster and can develop to speak each other’s language so the ott Bonvoy upgrades after arriving at
consumer products so cutting-edge equipment can be hardened for battle. a hotel in the dead of night. He packs
that armies would do well to use them. In the summer of 2022, that meant, a uniform: jeans, sneakers, a number
It isn’t just that defense departments among other things, figuring out of button-down shirts (rarely tucked),
move ponderously; the private sector whether Zhenya Podtikov’s beloved and a blue blazer. The pocket inside his
is also awash in far more money. “If Vector drones could ever survive in blazer bulges with a mobile hot spot,
you go back to 1960, the military was the treacherous, jammed-up airspace into which he slips one of several local
36 percent of global R&D spending,” above eastern Ukraine. SIM cards. That enables him to keep
Brown said. “Today it’s barely more his phone on airplane mode and use
than 3 percent.” the hot spot for Wi-Fi, he said. “It’s to
Window-shopping is the easy part, o the eftent that avoid anyone tracking my location.”
though. The wares on the civilian Liscovich is based any- In mid-June, I accompanied Lis-
market may be first-rate technology, where at all right now, covich on one of his succinct tours:
allowing their users to get close-to- it is in a hotel in Zapo- five cities, four countries, four days.
military-grade gear without incurring rizhzhia, where he rents two rooms— We met up outside Athens in the Greek
as much bureaucracy or expense. But one for sleeping and another for seaside town of Xylokastro, where a
working. The building is ugly, he
freely admits. He has to use a portable
heater in the winter, and summers are
so sweltering that he works at night
with the windows open, ignoring the
gnats and flies that stream in. When
Zaporizhzhia was being heavily bom-
barded last fall, Liscovich moved to a
neighboring village, where he slept
on hay in the cellar of a house. He still
keeps his apartment in San Francisco’s
Chinatown, although he spends barely
two weeks a year there now. Some-
times he flips open an app and looks
at his bedroom through a webcam:
the bed made, the blinds drawn, the
black-and-white image giving nothing
away about whether it is night or day
on the other side of the world. He’s a
man laboring for his homeland with-
out any real home of his own.
Liscovich’s duties take him away
0 7 9 from Zaporizhzhia for weeks on end as
company called Velos Rotors makes
drones that look like miniature heli-
copters. Started by a hobbyist named
Aris Kolokythas, Velos occupies the
third floor of a short, utterly ordinary
building—a space so small it seemed
capable of assembling drones at
only an artisanal pace. Everywhere
we went, in fact, we sat in conference
rooms in nondescript office blocks or
business parks. The vaunted, hulking
might of the military-industrial com-
plex was nowhere in sight.
A few mini-choppers, Velos V3s, had
already gone out to Ukrainian brigades
on the front lines. But their data links
were frequently taken offline by Rus-
sian jammers, the scourge of pilots like
Podtikov. Most civilian drones flail in
the face of such interference; Ukraine
loses between 1,000 and 10,000 drones
every month, many of them jammed
into oblivion. On a schematic map that
Liscovich stores as an image on his
phone, he showed me how the front
is choked with jamming signals. He’d
come to Xylokastro to ask how Velos
could make its drones less jamma-
ble—a particularly tricky proposition problems. As a matter of survival,
in Europe, where companies find it Ukraine’s army needs many things
nearly impossible to obtain permits very quickly, but startups and other
to activate jammers for testing. civilian manufacturers are often too
Kolokythas, it turned out, was puny to meet its urgent demands—or,
working on a new flight mode. If a for that matter, to find solutions to the
drone’s GNSS was blocked, he wanted electronic warfare raging at the front.
its pilot to be able to fly it home using (According to Podtikov, some firms
tools that weren’t susceptible to jam- learned about GNSS-blocking only
ming—barometers, gyroscopes, and after their drones failed test flights
other parts of an inertial navigation in Ukraine. Others flat-out denied that
system. “Well, that’s excellent,” Lis- their drones could be jammed at all.) ironed flat on a still day. Behind us,
covich replied, sounding cautious. On occasion, companies simply walk Kolokythas said, gesturing vaguely
In the army’s experience, he said away, deciding they would rather not over the horizon, was Sparta. Or, to be
bluntly, nearly every vendor misrep- retool their gear for a large wartime precise, the ruins of the Spartan civi-
resents the specs of their drone. The order that may never come—that they lization, once the most powerful of all
two talked some more about antennas would rather just keep selling drones Greek city-states until it fell to Rome.
manufactured in Turkey and gimbal to the Walmart shoppers seeking crisp Historians propose several reasons
cameras before Liscovich asked how aerial shots of their Sunday barbecue. for the Spartans’ collapse, including
quickly the company could turn out a After an hour in their offices, an outdated military. They had once
big order. That gave the Velos people Kolokythas and Seal drove us out of been “craftsmen of war,” the historian
pause. “If someone goes, ‘Hey, here’s Xylokastro, up a road that snaked to George Cawkwell wrote, but they’d
an order for 500, I need them in nine the top of a scrubby hill. On the red fallen behind and been swallowed.
months,’ well, obviously we’re not earth, one of their engineers set up a “New ways of war had outdone them.”
going to do them here, right?” said workbench and primed the Velos V3
CEO Michael Seal, gesturing around for a demo—a pretty if pointless exer-
his spare headquarters. They’d have to cise, because no one really doubted
outsource production to other firms, it could fly, only whether it could fly
which would need six or nine months when Russians were hacking its GNSS.
to ramp up, Seal said. Below the hill, beyond ranks of lemon
Scale is one of Liscovich’s nagging and olive trees, the Gulf of Corinth lay
isfovifh grew up in motivations. In one chapter, Liscovich impossible. The US had warned that the
Ukraine during the thaw in suggested that economists could use invasion could start on February 16, so
the Cold War. He remem- ready-made video games to run some of Liscovich spent the night of the 15th
bers the shops being so bare this research. You could buy a mid-list in a hotel facing the Ministry of For-
that “you’d see a 3-liter jug of birch tree game’s source code for not very much eign Affairs on Smolensk Square to see
juice and maybe seaweed preserves, or money and rewire its internal logic to whether the windows were bright with
something else that no one wanted, and function as an economics experiment, hectic overnight work. They weren’t.
nothing else.” Perestroika was in the air. Liscovich explained to me. “Take a poker Then he moved to a hotel room on the
The Soviet Union fell apart just as he game and change the meanings of indi- 89th floor of a building overlooking the
entered primary school. Among other vidual cards,” he said. “Or it could be, Kremlin and the Ministry of Defense to
transformations that eventually took like, competitive rice-growing.” He see whether they were churning with
place in Zaporizhzhia, a bomb shelter remembers this as his first brush with activity. They weren’t. Eventually he
turned into an internet café. Teenage the notion of dual use. Why should an left Moscow, reaching San Francisco
gamers locked themselves into the shel- economist—or a military, for that mat- on the 22nd. Two days later, Russian
ter overnight for marathon sessions of ter—reinvent the wheel when perfectly forces marched into Ukraine.
StarCraft and Counter-Strike. Liscovich serviceable wheels can be purchased
didn’t play much. Instead, he set himself quite cheaply next door? “I just take
up as a vendor of essentials: StarCraft something from one area and apply it in nfe more, lisfovifh
maps downloaded in advance, snacks, another,” Liscovich said. “Interdisciplin- swam against the current.
his grandmother’s homemade wine, and ary arbitrage is a very powerful thing.” As thousands of Ukraini-
other nonlethal supplies for these cyber- He speaks like this often, in solemn ans, including his parents,
space soldiers. sentences that could have been plucked fled westward, he flew to southeastern
After studying physics and economics from the Harvard Business Review or Poland. He rode a fire truck to the border,
for six years in Moscow, Liscovich went a Silicon Valley pitch deck. Fresh out caught a train and a succession of buses,
to Harvard for a public policy doctorate of his PhD, Liscovich joined Shuddle, a then walked the rest of the way to Zapor-
in 2007. He wrote his thesis on experi- now defunct “Uber-for-kids” service, izhzhia. He fully intended to enlist, but at
mental economics—the arduous trials before joining the real Uber and rising the army office he saw a long line of new
that economists run, in which they set up to become head of Uber Works. It can soldiers wearing jeans, thin sweaters,
human subjects in simulated real-world be easy to mistake him for a dour man and sneakers. Beyond giving each man
situations and study their behavior and with an unyielding sense of corporate an AK-47 and some spare magazines,
purpose, but he is mightily amused by the army had run out of gear. If Liscovich
bureaucratic absurdities and has an wanted to help, the colonel in charge of
intermittent, impish sense of humor. the army office said, he could get sup-
As befits a former Uber executive, he plies. “He gave me a van and two sol-
hates taking ordinary taxis, regarding diers, and they drove me around various
them as inefficient and exorbitant. Once, military surplus stores,” Liscovich said.
in Munich, we spotted an ad for an app He showed me photos of long, itemized
called Die Taxi painted on the doors of receipts of his purchases: winter boots,
a city cab. “A very appropriate name heavy clothing, tins of food, cell phones
for a taxi app,” Liscovich said. “Finally and tablets, tires. He swiped his Apple
we concur.” He took a photo, then gave Pay everywhere in those early days,
himself over to gales of giggles. spending either his own money or con-
tributions that friends
and acquaintances made
to the Ukraine Defense
Fund, a nonprofit he’d
quickly set up.
During the chaos of
the war’s early months,
Liscovich had to impro-
After Uber Works shut down, early vise to get his purchases across the bor-
in the pandemic, Liscovich started der. The first batch of tech he sourced
planning new startups. He was vis- overseas consisted of Motorola
iting Nepal toward the end of Janu- radios—98 of them, bought from a
ary 2022 when the rumors of Russia’s
impending invasion of Ukraine esca-
lated. Counterintuitively, he flew to
Moscow. He wanted to see his friends
0 8 1 from university before a war made that
store in London and flown to Kyiv by
diplomatic pouch. They took a week to
arrive. When Liscovich obtained 10 Star-
links from a warehouse in Warsaw, he
had volunteers drive them into Ukraine LISCOVICH SITS ON
in their cars, hoping customs authori- A TRUCK AFTER A
DELIVERY OF MORE
ties wouldn’t check their trunks. Such
THAN 200 DRONES.
drivers were hard to find: Europeans
refused to go into Ukraine, and younger
Ukrainian men were being pressed into
service, so Liscovich and his colleagues
had to round up senior citizens to make
their supply runs. Drivers sometimes
spent days in line at border posts and
crossed well after dark, when paperwork
problems were much harder to solve. “I
would often have to do these middle-of- ning, Liscovich tried to school himself
the-night calls or pull strings at customs, in the demands of war by reading, but
asking them to let people through and one book after another quoted Sun Tzu
saying I’d provide paperwork later in or Clausewitz—thinkers with plenty of
the day,” Liscovich said. At checkpoints, timeless advice for commanders but not
“there was a lot of fear that if you carry much knowledge of 21st-century supply
something quasi-military, like drones, chains. The US Department of Defense’s
your cargo may be impounded,” he said. models on military provisioning, likely of
Polish authorities started to demand more practical use, are classified. So he
extra paperwork for drones en route took to hanging out at command posts
to the front: special permits, customs and with battalions, trying to learn what
duties, transit declarations. At its peak, soldiers needed and why.
the Ukraine Defense Fund had 30 vol- He saw how the troops disassembled
unteers on Slack micromanaging every Starlink terminals, put them into stron-
step of these supply chains. “It was just ger cases, and mounted them on vehi-
a huge mess,” Liscovich said. cles for portable internet. He saw how
Eventually, the broken, brittle links sensors that detected enemy drones,
in these supply chains were mended. which usually worked on 4G signals,
The devices and software that streamed went quiet in regions with no cellular
in from the West have been of unde- connectivity, and how engineers had to
niable value—because they’re inex- run a communication wire all the way
pensive, but also because they arrive out to the sensors on the front to get
quickly. “Some war technology is mil- them working again. He saw a batch of
itary grade, so it’s limited by export Tesla Powerwalls arrive for power stor-
controls, and it can take a long time to age, only for soldiers to realize that they
get licenses and permissions to bring all had built-in Wi-Fi modules that the
them over,” Yegor Dubynskyi, Ukraine’s enemy could potentially detect and that
deputy digital minister, told me. “We had to be manually pried out. And time
don’t have that kind of time. We need after time, he saw drones lost—shot
things right now.” The Ukrainian army, down, confused over enemy lines, or
he added, was cobbled together out of simply incommunicado. On his phone,
men who may have lacked military train- he showed me a video of a drone with a
ing but often had experience with civil- jammed GNSS that had somehow been
ian tech—certainly enough to follow a guided back to base. It hovered a few
radio or drone manual. “The approach meters in the air, and then, fooled into
was: If you find something you can use, thinking it was on the ground, switched
use it.” off its rotors and crashed to earth as if
At the same time, these products made of stone. Any device that had to
could rarely be deployed perfectly out work in Ukraine required the ultimate
of the box. Conditions on the eastern customization: a system to foil the peo-
front were so different from those in ple and machines bent on destroying it.
California or Munich that it may as well
have been another planet. In the begin- 0 8 2
government.) That aside,
Liscovich appears to believe
that the state slows things
down and complicates
them, and that companies
and private individuals do
a superior job—not only
in running taxis but also
in arming Ukraine. In the
Warsaw offices of an aerial
intelligence company called
Radio Bird, while bemoan-
ing a particular inefficiency
that had crept into the bor-
der controls between Poland
and Ukraine, Liscovich trot-
ted out that old Reagan saw:
“What do they say about
the most scary words in
the English language? ‘I’m
from the government and
I’m here to help.’ ”
Radio Bird had helped
build one of the crossover
tech products that Lis-
covich was most impressed
by, and during our visit
the product’s inventor,
Alexey Boyarsky, Zoomed
in. Boyarsky, a Ukrainian
physicist, is a professor
at a research university in
the Netherlands. When the
war began, he enlisted some
friends and colleagues to
or all his self- develop a sensor for incoming mis-
prescribed study of the siles. The sensor consists of a basic
military, Liscovich asks microphone—like the kind worn on
companies the kinds of lapels during talks—that feeds its
questions that have been burnished input into a smartphone, where soft-
over years by the venture capitalists ware compares the audio to a pre-
on Sand Hill Road. What are the bottle- loaded set of acoustic signatures
necks? What will help you deliver of Russian drones and missiles. If it
more value per dollar? What is stop- detects something, it sends an alert
ping you from making 10 times more with its position and what it thinks it
impact? He has not only the tech exec- heard. Liscovich says there are now
utive’s fixation on speed and scale— 6,000 of these sensors in Ukraine.
invaluable in wartime—but the latent Dubynskyi, the deputy digital minis-
wariness of government. For him, the ter, said they were crude but success-
state’s chief wartime virtue is not its ful, although he didn’t specify how
efficiency or its powers of organiza- many missile attacks they helped
tion but its pocketbook. Around the avert. Liscovich now wanted Radio
time I met him, he was lobbying the US
Congress to allocate a budget to fund
nonlethal technology for Ukraine. (His
fundraising and lobbying work have
required him to register as a foreign
agent, acting on behalf of Ukraine’s
Bird and Boyarsky to work on a teth-
ered drone: a drone powered by a
line from the ground, staying up
indefinitely, scanning the airspace
for danger.
The threat posed by Russian GNSS
jamming hasn’t gone away, but some
drone manufacturers are finding
ways to diminish it. Two days after
Warsaw, Liscovich and I went to
the Munich headquarters of Quan-
tum Systems, the manufacturer of
that early pair of doomed Vectors.
Quantum, whose offices lie beside a
highway leading out of the city, has
sold dual-use drones to the police
forces of Los Angeles and Bavaria
and to German rail companies.
By now I’d become familiar with
European drone company chic—
ascetic interiors, unadorned walls,
huge windows that bathed rooms
in light on fine summer days—but
Sven Kruck, Quantum’s chief sales
officer, stopped outside the CEO’s
office to point out an unusual acces-
sory: a Ukraine flag hanging behind
the desk.
After the first Vectors failed on
the front, the Ukrainians sent Quan-
tum their notes—but it was nothing
like the tidy, structured feedback
that tech companies ordinarily
receive. Communications took
weeks to make the trip to Munich
and back, Kruck said. The drone
operators passed their comments
up to their leaders, who sent them
upward and upward until they were
finally sent to Quantum via the Min-
istry of Defense. “We got a letter say-
ing, ‘Change this, this, this, this, this,
and this. If not, you’re out,’” Kruck
said. He had served in Afghanistan
and encountered electronic war- cator, which was jumping around,” Lis- sensors to check their altitude so that
fare before, but nothing like what covich said, by way of an example. At they stopped plummeting to earth, and
was going on in Ukraine. Quan- Quantum, they asked him: Under what Kruck’s colleagues are experiment-
tum needed more than a letter. It conditions did this issue occur? But ing with a visual navigation system
needed flight logs, videofeeds, and Liscovich hadn’t seen it for himself. to work in tandem with GNSS. Out of
telemetry data, all in a much tighter Eventually, Quantum’s engineers were the first 40 drones that Quantum sent
response loop with the end users, added to a Signal group with Ukraine’s to Ukraine, it lost 15 or 20, Kruck said.
the drone pilots. drone pilots so they could speak In January 2023, it sent another 100-
For Liscovich to be the courier of directly to each other. With the pilots’ odd Vectors, and it has since lost only
this information was insufficient. help, Quantum realized last winter five. Just before I met Kruck, Ukraine
When he visited Quantum in October that if the Russians jammed a Vector’s had ordered another 300 drones, and
2022, he found he couldn’t be precise satellite navigation, pilots could radio Quantum had posted six of its engi-
enough about the problems pilots their own stable coordinates to the neers, pilots, and support technicians
were encountering. “They had an drone, allowing it to orient itself. The to its new service and training center
issue with the battery duration indi- Vectors also began using onboard lidar in Ukraine. “This is a cat-and-mouse
pany are culturally different: the first
lumbering, cautious, and preoccupied
with compliance, the second obsessed
with moving fast and breaking things.
To get them to talk to each other is diffi-
cult, Liscovich said. In fact, soldiers were
sometimes reluctant to tell even him
about the problems they were facing.
In the summer of 2022, after Liscovich
supplied a battalion with a few drones
made by a US company called Skydio, a
commander sent him a thermal-camera
video showing a Russian tank being
blown up. A Skydio had helped find the
tank and had taken the video, the com-
mander said. Pleased with this, Liscovich
helped procure several more of the same
model—only to find, after a couple of n t h e m o s t - wat c h e d
game,” Kruck said. “It really matters how months, that the video was from another war in recent history,
fast your iteration cycle is.” source altogether, and that Ukraine’s cel- Ukraine’s alacrity at fill-
Quantum’s story sounded like rousing lular network interfered so thoroughly ing the gaps in its mili-
progress when it was narrated in a com- with that particular Skydio model that tary resources with civilian products
fortable conference room in Munich. But the drones lost connectivity as soon as has prompted other governments to
Liscovich knows how easily these under- they went up. “They wanted me to feel rethink their own laggard adoption of
takings can wilt. An army and a tech com- like I’d made some kind of difference,” commercial technology. European offi-
Liscovich said. cials have chewed over how to nurture
“That’s quite sweet, startups that might, one day, offer the
kind of rapid, inexpensive communica-
“It’s incredibly coun- tions alternatives that Starlink did in
Ukraine. Taiwan set out to buy thou-
sands of new drones off the market
to counter Chinese air power. And in
the US, the Defense Innovation Unit, a
waste of resources.” long-neglected office founded in 2015
For a staunch advocate of the private to help the military adopt commercial
sector, Liscovich also let slip flashes of technology, has enjoyed renewed inter-
exasperation at how corporate corpora- est from the Pentagon.
tions can be. Sometimes a company isn’t Historically, and famously, the US
willing to commit to testing its products military’s purchasing apparatus has
in Ukraine or investing in service centers been riddled with inertia. “The whole
and training resources in the country process is designed to buy an aircraft
unless it knows big orders are in store. carrier that will keep for 50 years,”
In the final analysis, this was Quantum’s said Raj Shah, a former DIU director.
motivation too, Liscovich said. Being Even as the military’s technological
on the same side of a war, it turned out, needs expanded beyond the lethal and
was no assurance at all of being in sync. the gigantic, the Pentagon was slow to
respond, another former DIU staffer
said. In the DIU’s early years, people
entrenched in their jobs came to seem
like barriers to the unit’s work, and its
funding languished. The staffer quit, he
said, because he “didn’t have the energy
to push anymore.”
This year, the DIU got a new direc-
tor—a former Apple vice president—and
a budget of $112 million, more than dou-
ble the $43 million it received last year.
The US House Appropriations Commit-
0 8 5 tee wants to lavish even more money on
the office, as much as $1 bil-
lion. Mike Madsen, a strategic
adviser to the DIU’s director,
attributes part of this new
energy to Pentagon officials
“watching the speed with
which Ukraine has been able
to deploy this kind of tech-
nology.” The eastern front is
a live laboratory, and every
military’s eyes are fixed on it.
But the war is also shifting
in a direction that leads away
from Liscovich and his efforts.
In the fear and shock of the
first few months, “speed
was paramount,” said Ste-
phen Biddle, a defense policy
scholar at Columbia Univer-
sity. Any technology, pro-
cured in any way at all, that
kept Ukraine in the fight for
another day was welcome.
But coordinating artillery
strikes over WhatsApp and
Signal, for instance, was
hardly ideal. “Over time, I’d
still be concerned about hack-
ing and security,” Biddle said.
Similarly, the rate at which
Ukraine has lost its off-the-
shelf drones has been stag-
geringly high, he said. While
that damage was once toler-
able, it has felt increasingly
inefficient as the military digs
in for the long haul.
Biddle also argued that
the cumbersome pace of
government, which the tech
industry gripes about, has
a purpose: It keeps officials
accountable to the people
who elect them. This is “par-
ticularly necessary in Ukraine, where I wondered how Liscovich would react
you have a massive problem of cor- to that, and then recalled that he’d told
ruption,” he said. While Liscovich and me, very firmly, “I don’t plan to do this
others like him—“the heroic entrepre- forever.” He has a startup to build and
LISCOVICH HOLDS A
neurs of the early period”—have been other ideas to chase. He gave me the
HOBBYIST DRONE THAT
vital, he said, the Ukrainian state has to impression that he’d be glad to hand his WILL BE DEPLOYED ON
take over their work to ensure efficient beat back to Ukraine’s defense ministry, THE FRONT LINES.

long-term spending. (Yegor Dubynskyi, to whom it belonged in the first place.


Ukraine’s deputy digital minister, said “I’m just doing it now because it needs
something similar. “We have to start to be done.”
buying these things through a govern-
mental approach, and we have to think
about building specific testing grounds
of our own and equipping them, even
though this will take a little time.”) 0 8 6
n t h e l a s t d a y of
our trip, Liscovich and
I took a taxi out to the
headquarters of a “drone Main Character Energy That
defense” company called Dedrone, Helped Get This Issue Out:
in Kassel. (To his disappointment,
Sprinting across Miami International Airport;
Uber didn’t operate in the city.) Before Mitski’s performance on The Land Is Inhospita-
breakfast, he’d been browsing a Sig- ble and So Are We; walking through Dreamforce
2023 like I know what Salesforce actually does;
nal group of Ukrainian drone pilots, trying to use a crosswalk in Oakland; eating two
Costco kulfi popsicles while hovering around
and he was worried by their specula- the freezer thinking about a third; reading a Ste-
tion that the Russians were learning phen King novel in a popular Williamsburg cof-
fee shop; going for gold in a battle of the bands;
how to jam a particular drone’s radio booking a personal shopping experience like
a celebrity; seeing Beyoncé, then ignoring my
link. Dedrone was part of a strategy bank balance and buying tickets to see her again
to do unto the Russians as they were four days later; telepathically communicating
with my cats; eating girl dinner (fridge scraps)
doing unto Ukraine. More than 100 by candlelight; jumping into the frigid Irish Sea,
Bad Sisters–style; inadvertently hitting Reply
Dedrone sensors had been installed All; insisting to everyone I’m not a main charac-
around the front, each capable of ter but rather a side character who’s essential
to the plot; the succession of Lachlan Murdoch;
identifying and detecting the radio playing Fortnite at 50.
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