A long, long time ago in a dangerous, dangerous

galaxy...

After leaving the cool planet Venus, a group of

Soldiers flies toward a distant speck. The speck
gradually resolves into a good, space Apartment.

Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Peter

Priwin, an active Bigfoot capable of Robbery and
even Murder.

Terrified, a fast Elf known as Victoria Blank flees the

Empire, with her protector, Emower King.

They head for Istanbul on the planet Earth. When

they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. King uses his
dangerous Rifle to defend Victoria.

King and Elf Victoria decide it's time to leave Earth

and steal a Space Rocket to shoot their way out.

They encounter a tribe of Aliens. King is attacked

and the Elf is captured by the Aliens and taken back
to Istanbul.

King must fight to save Elf Victoria but when he

accidentally unearths a laser Knife, the entire future
of the dangerous, cool galaxy is at stake.

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"I really, really, really hope that King saves Elf

Victoria because I love this story soooooo much!"
- The Daily Tale
"An active Bigfoot, a tribe of Aliens and a fast Elf -
haven't we seen this before somewhere?"
- Enid Kibbler