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Step Brothers (2008)
Step Brothers (2008)
Hey, Brennan.
- Bye, Mom.
- Bye, Brennan.
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Dale.
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new development...
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of Rob Reiner.
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named Brennan...
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...because of an important
fishing trip.
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back there.
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that motherfucker.
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Jesus, Brennan.
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We go on riverboat-gambling trips.
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down to my ball-fro.
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"Oh, my God.
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- Hi.
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- It was easy.
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Where's Brennan?
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Hey, Robert,
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- Hey, Don.
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- Sure.
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Heel, Cinnamon.
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Heel! Cinnamon!
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Hi, Dale.
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a grilled-cheese sandwich?
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- Sure.
- No.
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- I see.
- I'm hungry.
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- No, no.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I'm Brennan.
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I'm Dale.
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Brennan.
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- I like it.
- That's enough.
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For me.
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It's so good.
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- Yeah.
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- Of course. Of course.
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- Okay.
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- Thanks.
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- Okay.
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- Sure. Absolutely.
- Okay.
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No. Okay.
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- Brennan...
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There should be no
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Don't be ridiculous.
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working on recently?
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Well...
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- Little League?
- Fantasy league.
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work at PetSmart.
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- Call me Robert.
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- Robert.
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Robin.
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Actually, Brennan
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- How good?
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That good.
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...particular about
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- Hey!
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- Stop it!
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That's so funny,
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It's okay.
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Hey, hey.
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- Great, Dale.
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an exciting adventure.
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in my pancakes. Okay?
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By me.
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Hold up.
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- Yeah.
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This is my office
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Okay?
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- You understand?
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- No touching!
- All right!
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Honey?
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That's wonderful.
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You know,
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- It is.
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- Yeah.
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in the meantime.
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- You.
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- Shut up.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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No way, kemosabe.
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Won't be long.
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<i>You know?</i>
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, man.
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- Nope.
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...because I know
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I warned you.
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I'm pre-diabetic!
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- <i>Line three.</i>
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Yeah.
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- Back!
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- Excuse me.
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Hello?
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I'm on my way.
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so l...
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- Dale, what...?
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- Stop it!
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- What?!
- What?!
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- No!
- Okay.
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- On planet Bullshit!
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In the galaxy of
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- Hey.
- You can't catch me.
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I gotcha.
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I gotcha.
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- My God.
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- What the...?
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Oh, my God.
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in the freezer?
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- Couch pillows.
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Yeah, Dale.
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Come on.
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Guys.
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- Guys. Guys!
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- Today?
- Yep.
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- Shit.
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Here we go.
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<i>I'm Derek</i>
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Jesus!
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- Yeah.
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It was insane.
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fishing bonito.
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What?
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Don't interrupt
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I'm sorry.
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- No...
- Robert.
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- What?
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not to interrupt.
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- Yeah.
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Total dick.
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Told you.
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in a time machine.
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- Okay, look.
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That'd be fantastic.
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- Oh, man.
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Right there.
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Sweet!
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in front of my son.
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Hi, Derek.
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of a problem:
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...and I made
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...executive-helicopter-leasing
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since 2004.
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You...
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in the face?
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- Oh, shit.
- Oh, my shoulder!
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Mom! Mom!
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- What?
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Snap!
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- Sure.
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Excuse me.
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- Hi.
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Masturbate.
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I am.
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Oh, Dale.
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In your vagina?
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or scratch...
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up my vagina.
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What's happening?
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Kiss me.
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- Please.
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Coming, honey!
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This is so stupid.
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Call me.
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- I love you.
- Okay.
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- What?
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Alice.
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- Listen.
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...maybe someday
we could become friends.
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translucent steeds...
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- Yeah.
- Look at it closely.
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- No.
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I would've done
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- Of course.
Industrial-strength
night-vision goggles.
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Even better.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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for a stepbrother.
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- <i>Velociraptor.</i>
- <i>Velociraptor.</i>
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to masturbate to.
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- <i>Good Housekeeping.</i>
- <i>Good Housekeeping.</i>
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- John Stamos.
- John Stamos.
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- What?
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Yep.
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in the garage?
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Yup!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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- Sword fight!
- I know.
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Sword fight!
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- Come on!
- No!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Sorry. Okay.
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- Yes.
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You're adults.
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So?
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- So?
- So?
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- We can? No?
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- I knew it.
activities done.
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This is so scary.
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- Really good.
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Okay.
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about carpentry?
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- Power tools.
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- What?
- No power tools!
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- We did it.
- We did it!
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It looks amazing!
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- So many activities!
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- Do step class.
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- Yeah.
- Come on.
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Brennan! Brennan!
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It's so bad.
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It's so bad!
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- Right. See?
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- Okay.
- No pressure, no pressure.
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- Okay.
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- All right.
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Actually, we'll be
interviewing as a team.
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Move it!
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Hey!
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when I think...
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- I'm sorry.
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- Well, Pan...
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- Pam.
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- Pan.
- Pam.
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- With an M.
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sometimes-useful exercise.
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Go ahead.
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answering that.
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- Come on!
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- Yeah.
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we can contact.
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- Our weaknesses.
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- Okay.
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I take stuff.
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Other weaknesses?
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First of all,
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Great.
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- I don't know.
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On my tongue.
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I did fart.
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- Shit.
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though, Brennan.
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Prestige Worldwide.
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- Right?
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- We get to work.
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- What?
- Wait.
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- 4:30.
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- Okay.
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- What's up?
- Chris Gardocki.
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- What?
- He gets in my face...
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- Down Cutler?
- Yeah.
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Oh, man.
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- Yeah.
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If you're referring to me as
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with my fist.
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- It's ridiculous!
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Get them!
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- I'm so sorry.
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as a team.
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- Oh, he did?
- Yeah.
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It got louder.
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So listen, Bobby,
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- Thank you.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Hi.
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- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
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- You too.
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Hey, guys.
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Bye, Mom.
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- Bye.
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on the market.
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on an apartment.
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we have to go to therapy?
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- Hey!
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I got a bellyful
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- Mom.
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- Anything else?
- No.
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- Know what?
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- Yeah.
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is a choice.
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at my mom.
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We gotta start
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Brennan, that is
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in front of people?
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You're good.
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- I know.
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to other business.
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- Yeah!
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Frank Gifford
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- The Giff?
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I'm getting
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I am so glad.
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Hey, fuckers!
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- My name is Craig.
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- Yeah, okay.
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written on a blackboard...
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- No.
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- Fifteen.
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- Do you wanna talk...
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- I love you.
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which is actual...
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Yeah.
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- That's right.
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- Oh, my God.
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Happy anniversary.
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- What?
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Oh, my God!
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- I like you.
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I love you.
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Oh, my God.
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You're incredible.
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- <i>Scarface.</i>
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- Okay. Okay.
- Okay?
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- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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- Check. Check.
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Check. Check.
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Probably wondering
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- Check, check.
- Check.
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...a once-in-a-lifetime
business opportunity.
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Music.
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Prestige Worldwide,
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Prestige Worldwide.
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- First word.
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- Management.
- Financial portfolios.
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- Insurance.
- Computers.
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on a bee...
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...and it died.
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- Security.
- Security.
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- And...
- And.
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- Possibly you.
- Possibly you.
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- Roll it.
- Roll it.
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- Is that my boat?
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Yes, it is.
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<i>world-class vocalization?</i>
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- Wait a minute.
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Yeah!
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So...
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of the presentation?
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and inventiveness.
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- Oh, yeah.
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you goon!
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I can't believe
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You jackaloons!
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- Brennan.
- Two things:
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She's a saint!
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- Brennan!
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as it produces shit!
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- Oh, my Lord.
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- Robert.
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- No! Robert!
- Dad!
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- Yes.
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- Certain behaviors...
- Let go of me.
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- My ass is on fire!
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Really tasteful.
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It was my mom's.
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She's a rascal.
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Merry Christmas.
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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and cheesecake.
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- Well, just...
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Oh, it...
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No. No.
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They'll be fine.
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to themselves or others.
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- Oh, Jesus.
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to themselves or others.
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- No! No!
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- That's a myth!
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- Don't.
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Robert!
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Good riddance.
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- Excuse me.
- Sorry, everybody.
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If you'll excuse
aren't helping.
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- Oh, no.
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What do any of us do
to deserve anything?
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- Alice, please.
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- All right.
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- Muscles.
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- Yeah.
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Merry Christmas.
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with my body.
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- So good.
- Oh, gosh!
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So I put my lips
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0.079.
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- It's over.
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in the city.
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- Don't do this.
- No. No!
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- No.
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- Yeah.
- Is it our fault?
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- No. No.
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to blame yourselves.
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- Robert.
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- Mommy!
- Dale!
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completely to blame.
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- Come on.
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No exceptions.
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wasn't here...
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- Motherfucker!
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- Brennan!
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Get up!
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Brennan?
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in an unmarked grave...
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- I know.
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I'm alive.
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- I was faking.
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- Shut up!
- No. No.
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- Help me.
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- Zombie!
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Zombie! Zombie!
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Kenny Rogers.
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- Hey.
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dragging me down.
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01:17:13,090 --> 01:17:15,957
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Hey.
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We never were.
We were stepbrothers.
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All right.
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01:18:04,041 --> 01:18:06,339
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...for meeting me
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- I apologize.
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a grown-up.
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01:18:20,991 --> 01:18:23,016
Do I carry my
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inclement weather?
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Where do you...?
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in the dishwasher?
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on everyone's ass?
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- Yo, yo.
- Hey, D-man.
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- I sure did.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Yeah?
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- Okay?
- I get it.
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...since 1997.
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to make my nut.
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Like Kobayashi.
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Wait a second,
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- Yeah.
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Nancy. Hi.
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Sorry, folks.
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- Hey.
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- Yeah.
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having fun.
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- Okay. Okay.
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consider it...
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- Hi.
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"Piano Man"!
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01:23:27,064 --> 01:23:28,190
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Oh, honey.
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Oh, my God,
- Hello, Robert.
- Way to go.
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- Way to go.
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So impressed.
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- Hi, Dale.
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- Hey, Brennan.
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night-vision goggles?
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or anything?
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No.
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01:24:30,293 --> 01:24:33,319
- Thank you.
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Yeah.
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- You too.
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- Okay, buddy.
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- Yeah.
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I gotta go too.
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- Sure.
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- Go to Outback Steakhouse.
- Okay.
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Shit.
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- What's wrong?
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Hey.
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No.
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- Hey.
- Shit.
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- Is everything okay?
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- Here's a thought:
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I see a microphone,
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- What?
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- We don't do that.
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- Dad...
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You're human.
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- Yeah.
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01:27:41,084 --> 01:27:43,314
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- Yeah.
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The point is
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...Prestige Worldwide,
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at Enterprise Rent-A-Car.
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My dad's right.
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- Dale...
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- Terrible!
- Terrible.
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No.
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- You suck!
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Brennan, no!
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I miss my son.
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- Yeah.
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01:31:55,071 --> 01:31:58,165
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Lumberjack!
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I'm sorry.
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- Prestige Worldwide!
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Amazing.
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- Thank you.
- Incredible.
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- Hey.
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So I made my quota.
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- That's so good.
- Yeah.
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...but, Brennan,
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Thanks, man.
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01:34:21,517 --> 01:34:22,882
Yeah.
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- What do we do now?
- We could hug.
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Sorry. I'm...
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Okay.
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- It's okay.
- Okay.
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It's fantastic.
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It was good.
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- Felt good.
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- Denise. Hey.
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- Right.
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01:35:32,822 --> 01:35:35,222
to be here.
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I get it.
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Brennan, I thought
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...with no emotional,
intimate, sexual...
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Alice...
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- Yeah.
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- No.
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Where?
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Dale!
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- Derek. Derek.
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- Sorry. Okay.
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Dale, Brennan.
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- Fantastic.
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"Open to everyone.
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- Yes!
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- You bet!
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- Don't peek.
- I smell cookies.
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- Be patient.
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Merry Christmas.
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Holy shit!
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01:37:54,330 --> 01:37:55,456
This is amazing!
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- Pirate hats!
- Pirate hats!
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- <i>Hustlers!</i>
- <i>Hustlers!</i>
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- Crossbows!
- Crossbows!
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- Yeah.
- Of course.
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- Chewbacca masks!
- Chewbacca masks!
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not movie-quality.
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Oh, shit.
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- Home.
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- Come on.
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- Yeah.
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- No.
- You see?
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01:40:44,533 --> 01:40:49,402
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Go home.
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Hey.
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Yeah, of course.
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Yeah.
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- No, I didn't.
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No, I know.
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- No.
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No.
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It doesn't matter.
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I'm good.
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Don't worry.
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