INTRO DIALOGUE 1

SHREK: ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A LOVELY

PRINCESS, BUT SHE HAD AN ENCHANTMENT UPON HER OF

A FEARFUL SORT, WHICH COULD ONLY BE BROKEN BY

LOVE'S FIRST KISS. SHE WAS LOCKED AWAY IN A CASTLE,

GUARDED BY A TERRIBLE FIRE BREATHING DRAGON.

MANY BRAVE KNIGHTS HAD ATTEMPTED TO FREE HER

FROM THIS DREADFUL PRISION, BUT NON-PREVAILED. SHE

WAITED IN THE DRAGON'S KEEP IN THE HIGHEST ROOM OF

THE TALLEST TOWER, FOR HER TRUE LOVE AND TRUE

LOVE'S FIRST KISS.

HAHAHA, YES, LIKE THATS EVER GONNA HAPPEN. OH

LOOK IT.

DIALOGUE 2

SHREK: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!

DONKEY: HEY, IT DON’T LOOK AT ME. I DIDN’T INVITE

THEM.
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COOKIE: YOU’RE MONSTER

LORD FARCUA: I’M NOT THE MONSTER HERE, YOU ARE.

LORD FARCUA: YOU AND THE REST OF THAT FAIRY TALE

TRASH POISONING MY PERFECT WORLD.

COOKIE: DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?

LORD FARCUA: THE MUFFIN MAN?

COOKIE: THE MUFFIN MAN

LORD FARCUA: YES, I KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN

LORD FARCUA: WHO LIVES ON DRURY LANE

COOKIE: WELL, SHE’S MARRIED TO THE MUFFIN MAN.

LORD FARCUA: THE MUFFIN MAN?

COOKIE: THE MUFFIN MAN

LORD FARCUA: SHE’S MARRIED TO THE MUFFIN MAN.

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LORD FARCUA: PRINCESS FIONA, BEAUTIFUL, FAIR,

FLAWLESS FIONA. I ASK YOUR HAN IN MARRIAGE. WILL

YOU BE THE PERFECT BRIDE FOR THE PERFECT GROOM?

SHREK: I OBJECT!

LORD FARCUA: OH NOW DOES HE WANT!

………….

SHREK: FIONA, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

FIONA: WELL, YES, BUT, I DON’T UNDERSTAND, IM SUPPOSED TO

BE BEAUTIFUL

SHREK: BUT YOU ARE BAUTIFUL

DIALOGUE

PUSH IN BOOTS: HEY! ISN’T WE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING A PARTY!

DONKEY: ONE, TWO, FOUR, CHANGE