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Contents FebRuaRy 2014
Inspiration
76 amazing ways they said i love you
You won’t believe the lengths to which people
go to express their deepest feelings.
Drama in Real Life
86 pirates of the sky
These pilots risk their lives to run food or
medicine, guns or drugs, for the highest bidder.
mat t pot t eR, from the book outlaws inc.
Humor
92 lousy ideas … that worked!
Sometimes, a truly dim-witted suggestion actually
succeeds. Eight leaps of faith. a n Dy s I m m o n s
nature
96 dolphins aren’t smiling
Like their smiles, their ability to heal is an illusion.
LoRI maRIno, from aeon magazine
92
First person
104 “i’ve got this” P. |
Could training with a former Navy SEAL set my mind
for midlife success? st e p H e n m a D D e n
Cover story
the stranger Who Changed my Life P. 1 37
112 the making of a mom
A chance conversation led me to the child who
was meant to be mine. D I a n e C L e H a n e
IllustratI on by nI shant choks I
national Interest
116 schizophrenic. killer. my cousin.
It’s insanity to kill your father—but also to let families
face mental illness on their own.
maC mCCLeLLanD, from mother jones
pHotogRapH by
josHua sCott;
point/Counterpoint food stylIst:
emma
132 can you hear me now?! feIgenbaum
for bIg leo;
ProP stylIst:
Louis CK says smartphones hurt humanity. Plus, a laurIe raab
for
rebuttal. a n Dy s I m m o n s ; Da n I e L e n g b e R , from slate.com aPostroPhe
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FEBruary 2014
department of wit
13 Will Write for Laughs
How to make a hit TV sitcom,
by a former Seinfeld writer.
PE t E r M E Hl M an
travel
50 All-American Family
Adventures
l aurEn gniazdowS ki
technology
54 Last-Minute Love Gifts
jEnniFEr jolly, From Usa today
Smartphone Emergencies
wh itS on gordon, From lifehacker
health
58 Heart Attack Prevention:
What Docs Don’t Learn
joEl k. kahn, md
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Editor’s Note
This Herring Says I Love You
The odoriferous dish of creamy pickled herring sat in the center
of my grandmother’s Christmas Eve table every year. My little sister and
I would giggle and gag. Guest boyfriends would stare in horror. Look
closely, I told one, and you’ll see the iridescent blue. Those are the scales.
“That’s for your father,” Gomama always said. (Gomama was my Hamburg-
born grandmother—as a toddler, I couldn’t pronounce grossmutter.) We’d
happily pass the bowl to Dad, who took a heaping portion and ate every last
bite. Sometimes he asked for seconds. To secure the right jar, Gomama made
a special trip to Hansa Haus, Cleveland’s best German grocery store.
Thing was, my father hated fish, and my grandmother couldn’t stomach
mayonnaise.
p hotograp h by Steve vacca riello; wa rdrobe Styli St: elySha lenkin
Why the herring charade? The first holiday after my parents were married,
my father—who was, until the day he died, on his best behavior around his
mother-in-law—commented that he liked it. And Gomama—who was, until
the day she died, perhaps contrite that she’d given her only daughter’s suitor
a hard time during their engagement—served it every year thereafter.
Pickled herring. For Gomama and Dad, it was how they said I love you.
Expressions of love can be small—or big, as the eight stories that begin
on page 76 show. Monique Zimmerman-Stein sacrifices her
own vision to help prolong her daughters’ eyesight. And
Scott Nagy attends his daughter’s wedding—with 12 medical
professionals helping to get him out of the hospital.
***
Nothing moves us like a well-told real-life tale. I want to
encourage you to enter our first annual 100-Word True Sto-
ries contest. We’ll run the winning pieces in our June issue.
See page 7 for details. If you’re wondering how difficult it is
to tell a story in 100 words, it’s not easy. (Pickled herring
took about 200, and I write briefly for a living.) Good luck!
i invite you to e-mail me at liz@rd.com and
follow me at facebook.com/lizvaccariello
and @LizVacc on twitter.
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holiday laughs
i really enjoyed reading and rereading
“the chart of Giving” (“our Joke
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horner. never did i experience as many
belly laughs as with the bingo-like
precision of this fun pictorial anecdote.
the descriptive infographic took shop-
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these pages from ReaderÕs Digest and
store them for future reference.
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EVERYDAY
HEROES
With his family adrift in rough waters,
John Riggs swam for help
“Why did I
start to swim?
For the kids,”
says John,
with nephew
Conrad.
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E v E r y d ay h E r o E s
Contessa was getting into her life recognized, but the closest spit of
vest, two big waves rolled over the shoreline was about four miles away,
bow, one right after the other. Within illuminated by only a few glowing
a few seconds, the skiff had tipped house lights. After a while, John
backward and capsized, tossing the asked his sister in a low voice,
five of them into the sound. “Should I swim for it?”
About four feet of the boat’s bow “Yeah, do it,” she replied.
jutted out of the water, and everyone Pushing quietly away from the
grabbed onto it. “Let’s get back in the boat, John focused on alternating
boat, Mommy,” Conrad murmured. swim strokes as his muscles started
He was shivering. to burn. Strong tides pushed him
“People know we’re out here,” up the bay, then pulled him in the
Contessa reassured him. “They’ll opposite direction. But he plowed on,
send help soon.” propelled by the image of his family
Bobbing in the water, the adults drifting helplessly back at the boat.
exchanged grim looks. They were Soon all that remained to guide his
floating in the middle of a shipping way was a strand of lights outlining a
channel frequented by huge fuel single home.
barges that might run them over. Around 1 a.m., after swimming for
“I knew we were in a tight spot,” says four hours, John stopped and flipped
John, a third-generation commercial over on his back. When he let his
fisherman who, like his father and legs hang down vertically in the
sister, had been raised on the water, his feet hit a sandbar. Getting
Chesapeake Bay. a toehold, he crept along the ridge of
When a squall blew through about sand to shore and dragged himself
half an hour after the boat had cap- along the waterfront to the house
a dedicated daughter
does the extraordinary
Running
For a
Reason
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Department of Wit
Will
Write
For
Laughs
by pe te r m e h l m a n
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d e pa r t m e n t o f w i t
the sitcom of your dreams. (And oh: comfort zone is risky. In 2004, I pro-
When you get a better time slot, posed a genre-bending show called
don’t emulate Larry David and say to The Ripples, about a couple who,
a reporter that if people didn’t watch through an ancient miracle, had been
on Wednesdays, you don’t want married for 4,000 years without ever
them on Thursdays.) aging. When I finished my spiel, the
Producing a sitcom is a walk network executives looked at me as if
through a minefield. At any moment, I’d spoken out in favor of acid rain.
a wrong step can doom any project. Now, once you have a wonderfully
How to navigate this minefield is a derivative idea, try to boil it down to
mystery roughly equal to man’s rise one catchy sentence. Attention spans
to the top of the food in Hollywood run from
chain. The (somewhat) half a minute to three
good news is, through seconds, so the faster
years of heady success When conceiving you hook people, the
and blistering failure, I your show, don’t better. For instance: “A
can (maybe) steer you reinvent the handsome, prosperous
toward a (slim) chance black couple decide to
of sitcom glory.
wheel. I suggest adopt a white baby.”
OK, let’s get to work. borrowing See? In one sentence,
When conceiving (stealing) from you’ve proposed a
your show, I recom- the past. comfortably plausible,
mend borrowing (steal- fish-out-of-water
ing) from the past. TV family sitcom with
executives won’t want you, a sitcom an innovative twist.
novice, to reinvent the wheel—even Hey! That’s pretty good. Back off!
though the sitcom wheel has become That’s mine!
square, rusted, and divorced from It bears mentioning that when
its axle. Your best bet is offering a Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld met
sitcom reminiscent of previously NBC executives, they did not overtly
successful shows. Hence, I’d suggest pitch a show “about nothing.” Their
a sitcom set mainly in a suburban single sentence was more like:
American home and named some- “A show about the everyday life
thing like All in the Modern Family experiences that give a comedian his
Ties or Two and a Half Mad Men. material.” When Larry added, “But
See? Right away, you’ve given the there aren’t any real stories,” Jerry
TV powers-that-be a familiar, comfy- just laughed and flicked an elbow
cozy feeling. into his rib cage.
Forcing TV executives out of their So don’t be fooled: Your sitcom
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yo u b e t h e j u d g e
the verdict
Nearly three months after the Fosters sued, Manhattan Supreme Court judge
eileen Rakower ruled that Arne Svenson’s work is art, which is considered
free speech and therefore is protected by the First Amendment. “While it
may make [the Fosters] cringe to think that their private lives can find their
way into an art exhibit, there is no redress under the current laws of New
york,” wrote judge Rakower. the decision stated that Svenson didn’t need
his neighbors’ permission to display and sell the photos of them.
though he was not legally required to do so, Svenson removed photos
of the Fosters from his website and agreed not to take any new pictures or
print, exhibit, or publish any of the Fosters’ photos in the future.
In September 2013, the Fosters filed an appeal with the Appellate division
of the Manhattan Supreme Court. the case is pending.
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wordS of lASting intereSt
an award-
elegance of calculus, say, without actually being able to use it
winning
writer. to solve scientific or engineering problems. Think of it this
way: You can appreciate art without acquiring the ability to
paint, or enjoy a symphony without being able to read music.
Math also deserves to be enjoyed for its own sake.
Sadly, few avenues exist in our society to expose us to
mathematical beauty.
So what math ideas can be appreciated without calculation
or formulas? One candidate is the origin of numbers. Think
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words of lasting interest
the eye candy of fractal images— signified? Would the Big Bang exam-
those black, amoebalike splotches ple make you wonder where negative
surrounded by bands of psychedelic numbers came from? Could the thrill
colors—hardly qualifies as making of recognizing the circle as a limit of
a math connection. But polygons lure you into
suppose you knew that visualizing the sphere
such an image depicts as a stack of its circular
a mathematical rule
With math, cross sections, as
that plucks every point you can reach Archimedes did over
from its spot and moves 2,000 years ago?
it. Imagine this rule
not just for If the answer is yes,
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again, so that every timeless ideas tion may provide more
point hops from loca- than just casual enjoy-
tion to location. The that lie beyond. ment: It could also
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those well-behaved attitudes toward the
points that remain hopping around subject. Students have a better
within this black region, while the chance of succeeding in a subject
colored points are more adventur- perceived as playful and stimulat-
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only does the picture acquire more trous PR image.
richness and meaning with this Perhaps the most essential mes-
knowledge, it suddenly churns with sage to get across is that with math,
drama, with activity. you can reach not just for the sky or
Would you be intrigued enough the stars or the edges of the universe
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what the different shades of color ideas that lie beyond.
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Life
in these United states
down on me!
“Parker, that’s absolutely not true,”
From Let Me
she said. “Kristi just makes Mom Off at the Top:
My Classy Life
look like a really bad cook.” and Other
Musings, by
MELISSA MAIORANO, C a r y , N o r t h C a r o l i n a Ron Burgundy
(Crown
Archetype)
FROM A CHURCH BULLETIN:
“The new parking area looks great.
Thanks to the men who turned out Got a funny story about friends or family?
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the rd interview
Bob Costas
by be th d r e h e r
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the rD iNterview
p revious page, from top: NathaNi el s . Butler/NBae/getty im ages. pau l D riNkwate r/ NBC/g e tty imag e s.
Olympics moment you’ve witnessed?
Do you think America should The gold medal hockey game between
boycott the Games over the issue? the United States and Canada in
Boycotts hurt the athletes rather Vancouver is up there. It was the last
than the nations at which they’re event of the 2010 Winter Olympics,
aimed—we learned that the last time and it went into overtime. You
we boycotted an Olympics, in 1980. couldn’t script it any better than that.
p hotograp hs By kaN g kim; prop sty list: Beth f latley for Bi g leo ( pol aroiDs)
The best approach is to make clear It wasn’t just that the Canadians
our disagreement and to ensure that won; it was the way they won, with
U.S. athletes are free not only to Sidney Crosby scoring the golden
compete but also to express them- goal. It was perfect, just perfect.
selves. And I think it would be a
masterly move if, as some people What was the last sports story that
have suggested, [openly gay figure made you cry?
skater] Johnny Weir were the U.S. I got choked up when eulogizing
flag bearer. [baseball player] Stan Musial. He
lived a full and wonderful life. So in
Are you personally looking forward that sense, [his death] wasn’t tragic,
to watching a particular athlete? but the full arc of his life, the era he
[Track and field athlete turned bob- represented, his simple decency as
sledder] Lolo Jones will be a story. a person, and our mutual connection
Skier Lindsey Vonn says she’s recov- to St. Louis got to me.
ered from a knee injury. What
snowboarder Shaun White does Do you have a favorite joke?
next is always of interest. [None of them] are printable,
especially in Reader’s Digest.
What would people be surprised to
know about your job? One last question: You seem to
I think they would be surprised to have an uncanny ability not
know how little input I have on any- to age. Can you tell us your secret?
thing that gets on the air during the Good lighting.
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Points to Ponder
The president and I [were talking to 475 Sunday NFL games. On the
guests at a fund-raiser], and they’re Mondays following those same
holding their smartphone cameras games, he observed a spike in [the
up ... And I said to the president, fans’ intake of ] calories and saturated
“You know, the oddest thing about fats, but only in cities where the
what’s happening right now is that home team went down in defeat …
from top: Jas on LaVeris/getty i m ages. JB Lacroix/getty images. L arry Bu sacca/g e tty imag e s
we’ve stopped living our lives, and If nothing else, the study may give
we’re just recording them.” new meaning to “the biggest loser.”
the Apollo 13 flight crew if its NASA Having been brought up by proper
team had had to spend precious parents, I was told not to use bad
minutes looking up multiplication words. But having gone through all
from top: rick rowell/getty i m ages. petras malUkas/getty image s. pe te r k rame r/g e tty imag e s
tables, or what will happen if our I’ve gone through, I realize that on
government’s national-security occasion you can make a point by
advisers need to consult Wikipedia being earthy … Now and again, you
to shape their foreign policy need to say “stuff you” to indicate
decisions. that you’re not going to take
any rubbish.
david g. Bonagura,
t e a c h e r, in the Wall Street Journal Christine lagarde,
managing director of the
In t e r n a t i o n a l Mo n e t a r y
I feel like the only way to diminish Fu n d , in Harvard Business Review
[your inner critic] is to treat it like a
crazy aunt at Christmas. She’s always
going to come, but you don’t let The world will be at war as long as the
her hijack Christmas, and I think mind is at war with itself … If we can’t
that part’s difficult for women to do. find peace within ourselves, where is
Don’t let the crazy aunt drive the hope for peace in the world?
the car.
Byron Katie,
elizaBeth gilBert, life coach, in Origin
w r i t e r, from womenshealthmag.com
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ART of living
strong relationships make
for a rich life, but we’re
often mistaken in the ways
we pursue them
5 Lessons
People
Learn
Too Late
by E l iz a b E t h Svo b o da
From Psyc h o lo gy To day
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Food
Trends
To Devour
In 2014
By Pe r ri o.
BlumBerg
LEMONS
These citrus fruits will be
everywhere: You’ll find ’em
preserved, in yogurts, and
starring in pastries. “They
evoke memories of lemonade
stands and Grandma’s lemon
bars,” says Kazia Jankowski,
associate culinary director of the
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Paint Colors
By a l is o n c a p o ri m o
Green 30 inches
“Pale green imbues you with a sense by 30 inches—
of well-being,” says Ryan. Try it out at waist level on a
in a master bedroom to create a wall. Stop by the room at various
peaceful sanctuary … and remember times throughout the day for a week
to also paint the ceiling! “Peripheral to see if you like how the shade shifts.
vision is so important, and you don’t “You try on a shirt. You try on shoes.
want your eyes to stop at the ceiling. You have to try on color,” says Ryan.
It will make the room look much
Orange
Snap to Sell
BY r ac h e l d e N B OW
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Last-Minute
Love Gifts
By J e nn i f e r Jo l ly
from USA TO DAY
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A Day’s Work
A doCtor Sent thiS note to our StAtuS: I think about him 31/7
medical clinic: “Patient needs a cause he’s on my mind even
referral for your office from me. when I’m sleeping.
CoMMent: There’s still 24 hours
I saw her for her ankle and would
in a day when you’re sleeping.
like you to run over it.” M. p., via e-mail
StAtuS: Wait, huh?
AnAlySt: I can give you the num- StAtuS: Dear Facebook, Thanks
bers, but you can’t go public with it. for informing me it’s my wife’s
MArketing MAnAger: I’m not birthday today. Do you know
what would be more useful?!?!
going to go public with it. I’ll just Some kind of warning system ...
present it at a meeting. i.e., notification that it’s her
AnAlySt: Who’s going to be at birthday in a few days!
the meeting? From lamebook.com
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health
Heart Attack
Prevention: What
Docs Don’t Learn
By J oe l K . Ka hn , M D
Wayne State medicine, to help put that change into effect. But how would
University I ever condense everything I knew about preventing heart
and the director disease into a lecture that lasted not even one hour?
of cardiac
I can’t believe what I’m not going to tell them, I thought.
wellness at
Michigan That’s why I wrote The Holistic Heart Book (holisticheart.com,
Healthcare $24.96), to cover what I would have taught those students if
Professionals. I’d had more time. It includes dozens of prescriptions that will
He is the help you make your heart last a very long time. None requires
author of
a trip to a drugstore. And yet despite hundreds of research
The Holistic
Heart Book.
studies and anecdotal support for these prescriptions, health-
care professionals don’t routinely share them.
I wish I could teach all future car- the rate of heart attacks, I began
diologists to discuss these lifesaving recommending it to patients. Many
StyliSt: Sara h Cave for Big leo
tips with their patients. Thankfully, of them don’t go meat-free, but they
I can now offer some of my most still benefit from these tips:
important lessons to you directly:
n Have at least five cups of
The most powerful veggies a day Two of the largest
medicine: food studies examining how eating habits
I’ve personally followed a plant- affect chronic disease have found
based diet for decades, but when the that people who ate eight or more
medical literature started reporting servings a day were 30 percent less
that this eating style helped reduce likely to have a heart attack or stroke
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Multiple sclerosis
unless the cancer is in the very center
of their field of vision, Pizzimenti says. Optic neuritis—inflammation of
the optic nerve—can be a harbinger
Diabetes of MS, a degenerative disease of
One of the first clues for type 2 the nervous system, says Mitchell
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World of Medicine
Doc, Are Your Hands Clean? more than those of the childless
One third of patients surveyed at women. This mental hard wiring may
the University of Pittsburgh Medical strengthen the mother-child bond by
Center said they didn’t see doctors rewarding moms for their caregiving.
wash their hands, even though the
practice is a major way to control Is Your Glass Making
infections in health-care settings. You Drunk?
But nearly two thirds of those patients The type of wineglass you sip from and
didn’t challenge the doctor about it. how you pour vino may affect how
Too shy to speak up? Say something much you imbibe. When researchers
like “I’m embarrassed to ask you this, observed drinkers during happy hour,
but would you mind cleaning your they found that people poured about
hands before you begin?” 12 percent more if they used a wide-
mouthed glass rather than a narrower
Why We Love a Baby’s Smell one and if they held the glass instead
Feel like you could “just eat up” a new- of setting it down. Such factors affect
born? Scientists recently monitored our perception of volume.
the brains of 30 women as they sniffed
newborns’ undershirts; Better Cancer Treatment
half had recently For Obese Patients
given birth, As many as 40 percent of
and half never obese cancer patients get
had. As the suboptimal levels of che-
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she gave her
girls sight
monique zimmerman-stein,
already blind in her right eye
from a rare genetic disorder,
began to lose sight in her
left eye in 2007. Her doctor
informed her about injec-
tions of avastin that might
help treat her condition, but
they were terribly expensive.
monique and her husband,
Liu Guojiang gary, had used up most
and Xu Chaoqing of their savings, but they
in 2006 decided to put the cash
toward eye treatments for
their daughters aliyah,
now 14, and Davida, 17,
who also have the disorder.
he carved 6,000 steps (monique’s eldest daughter,
In Gaotan, China, in 1942, Liu Guojiang came ariel, 26, doesn’t have the
upon a woman and one of her daughters condition.) “i’ll give up any-
who had tumbled into a river while washing thing to make sure that my
girls have what they need,”
clothes. Liu rescued them—and promptly fell
says monique, 53, who is
From left:
Davida,
Monique, and
Aliyah
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A turtle on trial
Kitchen duty gone awry
Reptiles on a roll
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he tracked
down
a kidney
Whendoctorstold
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thathiswife
JimmieSue’sonly
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heknewhehad
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JimmieSue,76,
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thestreetsofthecouple’stownofanderson,SouthCarolina,wearing
ahomemadesignthatreadneed Kidney 4 Wifeinbigredletters.Larrygot
somestrangelooksashehungaroundbusystreetcorners,but“idon’tcare
whatpeoplethink,”hetoldCBSnews.“Shelooksafterme,andilookafter
her.”afterthelocalnewscoveredthestory,Larry’sactoflovewentviral,
inspiringmorethan100strangerstogettestedtodonatetoJimmieSue.
nearlyayearafterLarrybeganhisunconventionalsearch,thecouplefound
amatch,andJimmieSueunderwentsurgerytoreceiveakidneyfromKelly
Weaverling,a41-year-oldretirednavylieutenantcommanderfromVirginia.
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they’ll run food or medicine,
guns or drugs, for the highest
bidder. they’ll fly in planes that
are held together by spit and
duct tape. these ex-Soviet pilots
are living lives that would
frighten even James Bond.
Pirates o
By matt p ot t e r F r om t h e bo o k O u t l aws I nc .
The Ilyushin-Il-76 is
valued for its ability
to fly into and out of
the world’s most
inhospitable spots,
like this ice runway
in Antarctica.
f the Sky
“Jesus! Who?” I ask.
He shrugs. “Mujahideen. Rebels. Soldiers. Mikhail is a top pilot. He knows
the airstrip from the war. He’s got this method where he lands by climbing up
high over the airport, then dive-bombing the runway, like a corkscrew. You
don’t get shot down that way. His trick is knowing when to pull up out of the
dive. Incredible! You watch.”
Suddenly the plane levels off. The engines are almost hushed now, and an odd
feeling of weightlessness washes up from the soles of my feet. It takes a moment
for me to register the sudden downward tilt. Then we plummet earthward, and
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T
carries a permanent expression of mild
he giant Ilyushin-Il-76 was disappointment better suited to anti-
the USSR ’s ultimate war- smoking ads in hospital waiting rooms
horse. A monstrous cargo than to wanted posters at the UN.
jet first built in the early “When the USSR broke apart,”
1970s, it saw action on every front, in Mickey explains, “some of us took
every capacity. It can carry 55 tons of our chance to do something differ-
guns, soldiers, tanks, bombs, or any- ent.” That something was a dramatic
thing else halfway around the world. escape from the military and a bid for
And these days, for half a million dol- a piece of the private-enterprise pie.
lars, anyone can have one. But the “We knew some people, and when
Il-76 also carries a secret: Beneath they ‘acquired’ a military plane, we
the floor of the cargo hold, its Soviet flew it down to Kazakhstan and, you
creators added a number of extra might say, rebranded.”
spaces. Originally designed for escape Call them, and they’ll fly whatever
equipment, armaments, and classified you’ve got—guns, drugs, medical sup-
payloads, these secret chambers don’t plies—to wherever you want it. “We fly
appear on any cargo paperwork; they a lot of freight,” Mickey explains. “Mili-
won’t be checked by customs; offi- tary things. And a lot of aid.” Which
p revious s prea d: M ike king/alaMy
cially, they don’t even exist. But they has had the strange effect of turning
are there. And if you’re determined Mickey, his men, and their “partners”
enough to fill them—and foolhardy into rather reluctant saints too. Be-
enough to fly—then your plane will cause from Pakistan to Somalia, from
carry up to 13 extra tons of phantom famines to tsunamis, Mickey’s battered
cargo—cargo that some men are de- Ilyushin is often the first to arrive in di-
termined to take airborne, though it saster areas with lifesaving humanitar-
means risking their lives. ian relief. Chartered by everyone from
Mikhail is one of those men. NGOs to Western governments, these
“Some people deliver letters for the planes are regarded as agile, respon-
sive, and able to get more aid closer to national monitor recently identified
hazardous, harder-to-access disaster these Ilyushin-Il-76s as a key to the
zones than anything else. Still, casual- transport of narcotics, suspiciously
ties are high, and the roll call of death sourced diamonds, arms to terrorists,
makes for sobering reading. and sanctions-busting supplies to
Over just the past few years, an en- rogue regimes like North Korea.
tire ex-Soviet crew and all passengers In this world, a cargo hold full of
were killed when an Il-76 blew up blankets bound for a disaster zone can
in midair over Uganda; a Ukrainian apparently transform—in midair—
Antonov An-12 (a Russian-built cargo into one of land mines for a rebel mi-
plane similar to the Il-76) crashed on litia or bootleg goods for a local Mafia.
takeoff in Egypt, killing all on board; And a flight ferrying doctors and med-
three out of four crew were killed icine may also hold in its secret com-
while attempting a landing in the partments the very Kalashnikovs that
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“The job was priced between $60,000 smiles of recognition, and shouted
and $70,000, but one day there’s a exhortations to drink. Scanning the
phone call from these Russian guys. dark, narrow room, I spot Ugandan
They said, ‘We’ll do it, but it’ll cost hookers, tattooed South African mili-
you $2 million, in advance.’ The tary contractors, and enough Russian
Americans didn’t have a choice at airmen to form a squadron. Referred
this stage, so they paid. And sure to by names like Little Minsk and
enough, right on time, this ex-Soviet Russiaville, bars such as the Four
air force crew flew in, in this bat- Turkeys provide homes away from
tered old Il-76, unloaded the genera- home for Russian expats, even show-
tor, and then sat down for a leisurely ing Russian sports on TV.
smoke. Close by is the office of Iain Clark,
“Just as the Americans were won- the director of a respected global
dering how they were going to fly out air charter. Clark explains how one
again, up clatters this old minibus flight in 2010 underlines the anytime,
driven by some Afghan bloke—and anywhere capabilities of outfits like
these airmen just get in and drive off. Mickey’s. He’d hired one outfit to
“The Yanks were going, ‘Hey, how make a cash-ransom drop to some
will you get the plane back?’ And the Somali pirates. The Russian-speaking
crew said, ‘We won’t. We bought it for crew weren’t allowed to know their
this job, and we’re ditching it here.’ destination. They were simply given
Half a million dollars it cost them. a set of GPS coordinates and handed
They held it together with string, just a cheap mobile phone. “They had to
long enough to land, cleared $1.5 mil- fly to certain coordinates given by the
lion in profit, and left it to rust. It’s pirate ship,” says Clark. “Once they got
still there.” there, the pirates would text them new
T
coordinates.” The pilot and his crew
he Four Turkeys Bar may shrugged. No problem.
be the sleaziest pilot pit The plane steered a steady course
in the whole of Entebbe, toward the GPS coordinates, rising
Uganda. Mickey, who ar- eastward, passing over Kenya and the
rived here in Uganda en route from wild borderlands of Ethiopia, then
the Congo to the United Arab Emir- out over Somalia and low over the
ates, is so face-meltingly stoned that pirate-patrolled sea. As they roared
he can barely stand up. I am here on to their destination, the phone in
with five very loaded mercenaries, the navigator’s hand buzzed. There
and all their languages have mysti- was a new set of coordinates. The
cally melded with mine into a series pilot turned his plane in a wide arc
of half-finished gibberish, canny and followed this new instruction.
Keeping low, the crew scanned the based Russian aviator, tells me the
water for boats, flares, RPG fire, any- ransom was dropped on behalf of
thing. At this point, they could only none other than Lloyd’s of London.
trust it was not a trap. Then, at their It’s an intriguing counterpoint and
next set of coordinates, they made one that highlights the way big West-
visual contact with two small, fast ern shipping businesses and former
boats in the water below. Soviet pilots, legitimate blue-chip
The navigator’s phone rang, and an multinationals and Somali pirates,
English-speaking voice said simply, coexist—if not happily then at least in
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HUmoR
Lousy
Ideas…
That Worked! by andy s im m o ns
A “Relations” Strike
As long as anyone could remember,
the lone road that linked the small
Colombian village of Barbacaos to
the rest of the world had been awful.
So bad that it took half a day to
make the 35-mile trek to the next
town. Demands that the road be
fixed went unheeded. The last straw
came when a young woman and her
unborn child died in an ambulance
after it got stuck on the road and
couldn’t reach a hospital in time.
Women hit the streets last June in a It Worked!
mass protest dubbed “the cross legs the strike was called off in october as
movement.” In short, there would be bulldozers and heavy machinery began
no lovin’ until the road was repaired. repairs. the new road is expected to
Even the town’s mayor fell victim: His cut travel time to the nearest town by
wife took to sleeping in another room. six hours. Source: pri.org
It Worked!
If men want to wear skirts,
that’s OK because women
wear skirts, said a company
spokesman. “To tell them
to do [otherwise] would
be discrimination,” he ex-
plained. Said one cool male
driver, “The passengers
stare at us, but so far, no
one has said anything.”
Return to Sender
Dogs are wonderful creatures with one major flaw—they refuse to pick up after
themselves. This is especially challenging in Brunete, Spain, where dog owners
don’t pick up after the dogs either. But the advertising firm McCann concocted
the ultimate nudge: Send the poop back to the owners. The idea, which it
dreamed up without being asked, works this
way: A volunteer chats up a non-scooping
owner and finds out the canine’s name. After
the dog walker and pooch leave, the volunteer
gets the owner’s name and address by match-
ing the dog’s name and breed in a database
accessible on his cell phone. He then scoops up
the poop, places it in a package marked “Lost
Property,” and messengers it to the owner.
It Worked!
During the campaign, 147 deliveries were made,
resulting in a 70 percent decline in the amount
of dog droppings littering the streets.
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l o u s y i d e a s … t h at w o r k e d !
It Worked!
One resident told the Associated Press, “So far, the
flushing of the toilets has been a success.”
It Worked!
The surplus pot lowered
pig farmer Susannah
Gross’s feed costs and
produced another bene-
fit: the munchies. Pigs
that snarfed down the
pot gained an extra 20
to 30 pounds compared
with hogs that didn’t.
Gross told Reuters,
“They were eating more,
as you can imagine.”
It Worked!
There was a drop in 18- to 25-year-olds loitering once the fat lady sang. In one
incident, a young guy stormed out of the station just as Bizet’s Carmen proclaimed
her love for he who does not love her. Half a world away, the British Royal Navy is
blaring Britney Spears at Somali pirates. “These guys can’t stand Western music,”
an officer told metro.co.uk. “As soon as they get a blast of Britney, they move on as
fast as they can. It’s so effective that the ship’s guards rarely need to fire guns.”
Mountain Mirrors
Winter in Rjukan, Norway,
is a depressing time. That’s
because the town is situ-
ated in a deep valley and
goes up to seven months
without sunshine. To lighten
the mood, so to speak, the
town acted on an idea that
had been bouncing around
for a century: Construct
huge mirrors on a nearby
mountainside to reflect the
sun’s rays down into the
town square.
It Worked!
Thanks to computer-driven motors that allow three massive mirrors to follow the
sun’s path, the sun shone on Rjukan’s town square for the first time ever last fall.
To celebrate, some Rjukans sipped cocktails while tanning on lounge chairs; others
played volleyball on a makeshift beach. “The idea was a little crazy, but madness is
our middle name,” a local project coordinator told Agence France-Presse. “After
basking in the sun, people are beaming themselves.”
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A dolphin’s “smile” is actually an illusion.
So is our belief that these animals can heal.
Dolphins
Aren’t
Smiling
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which became the basis for many of Although some operations outside
the claims made by DAT facilities. the United States offer opportunities
to swim with wild dolphins, the large
Flipper Isn’t Real majority of SWD customers swim with
Marine mammals were first cap- captive dolphins in tanks or pools.
tured for public display in the United Many people describe their in-water
States by circus mogul P. T. Barnum encounter with a dolphin as one of
in the 1860s. Yet the popularity of the most exhilarating, transformative
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“What’s the harm if a child who typi- animals in captivity in the United
cally experiences little enjoyment and States, more than half of the bottle-
accomplishment finds some happi- nose dolphins that died during that
ness and connection with dolphins?” period (and whose age was known)
But the question usually left out is never reached the age of ten. Of the
“What about the dolphins?” dolphins that are born into captivity in
the United States, an estimated 60 per-
Out of Their Depths cent pass away before their first birth-
Decades of scientific research have day. Scientists have observed captive
confirmed that the mammals possess dolphins ramming into the sides of
large, highly elaborate brains and pro- their tanks and chewing on the con-
digious cognitive capacities and engage crete until they’ve worn through their
in complex societies and even cultural teeth. Often they die from gastric
traditions. Dolphins also have a level ulcers, infections, and other stress-
of self-awareness not unlike our own: and immune-related diseases.
They’re able to recognize themselves The public is largely unaware of the
in a mirror, something only humans consequences because aggressive or
and primates are also able to do. dying animals are often quietly re-
Hidden behind their “smiles,” how- placed. (The original orca Shamu, for
ever, captive dolphins spend their instance, spent just six years in captiv-
lives under tremendous stress, as they ity in SeaWorld in San Diego—in the
struggle to adapt to environments wild, killer whales live 50 to 80 years—
that—physically, socially, and psycho- before dying in 1971. But the name
logically—are different from the wild. Shamu has been used for different
In their natural habitats, dolphins may orcas in shows ever since, leading to
swim up to 100 miles a day and dive the perception that the original Shamu
several hundred feet. They spend 80 is alive and well, enjoying his captivity.)
to 90 percent of their time traveling Dolphins aren’t the only ones
below the surface. Contrast this with harmed by dolphin-human contact.
the shallow tanks—pools that may be Because of their “smiles,” we forget
only six feet deep and 24 feet long— that dolphins are predators and that
filled with chlorinated water and they can be extremely aggressive. In
devoid of plants, sand, and aquatic life the wild, they’ve been known to par-
that captive dolphins occupy. ticipate in brutal attacks on porpoises
The outcome of this treatment is and, sometimes, their own young.
devastating. Dolphins in the wild can Parents who would never place their
live 30 to 50 years. According to a 2004 child in a cage with a lion or an ele-
Sun Sentinel analysis of a few decades’ phant seem to think nothing of plac-
worth of federal documents of marine ing them at very real risk—of injury
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Anyone who’s
just driven The rules of football and the plot
90 yards of The Godfather are the two most
against huge complicated things that every guy
men trying understands no matter how
to kill them dumb he is. Julian MCCullough
has earned
the right to
do jazz hands.
Craig Ferguson
Anyone
who thinks
women talk
too much
My dad didn’t has never
text me after sat through
the Patriots a six-hour
game, which Super Bowl
is basically a pregame
Life Alert signal show.
if you’re from nora Barry
New England.
@JoshgondelMan
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Madden was
instructed to find a
rock that “represents
our will to live.”
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You will Climb up into that tree, the instructors tell us.
All 14 of us. The fact that we have been exercising almost nonstop
for the past eight hours doesn’t matter, they say. The fact that it’s
raining, it’s 40 degrees, and the tree’s bark and branches are as slick
as an unplowed road doesn’t matter, they say. The fact that we are
wet, cold, covered in mud, and beyond tired doesn’t matter, they
say. The fact that the lowest branch on the tree is at least 15 feet
above the ground doesn’t matter. All that matters is getting everyone
up the tree—fast—by working as a team. Nothing else matters.
We start climbing, and one of our to mold its most elite warriors. For a
number, a middle-aged man who has few years now, as I approached my
traveled all the way from South Africa 50th birthday and a front-row seat to
to do this, slips from the first branch midlife, I had sought physical tests.
and comes to the wet Pennsylvania The 20X appealed to me because it
earth flat on his back. As he hits, his offered a mental one too. As countless
breath leaves his lungs as if from an studies show, mental strength and a
amplified blowgun. I don’t expect positive attitude are vital to success
him to move, but he grimaces, groans, in any realm. And I needed to know I
and pulls himself to his knees. An could succeed.
instructor helps the guy to his feet. He But now, looking up into the tree,
walks in slow, expanding concentric and at the cold, gray sky above it,
circles around the tree. I think, Well, I hedged. Why exactly did I need to do
so much for the tree-climbing exer- something quite this grueling?
cise. But the instructor looks at the I thought back to two questions
ten of us still not in the tree. “You have I had been asked earlier in the day.
four minutes.”
T
This was the 20X Challenge, taught he first question comes
by former Navy SEAL commander while I’m doing pull-ups. It
Mark Divine. Part of a series con- is asked by a short man with
ducted at gyms around the country, hipster glasses named McCleod. He’s
the challenge promised to teach me standing to the side of the pull-up
that I am capable of 20 times more bar, barely in my field of vision. “Why
than I think I am. A 14-hour class are you here, Madden?” he asks. Like
would push me to my physical and most 20X instructors, he’s a retired
emotional limits by using the same SEAL, which makes him kind of scary.
crucible techniques the Navy uses I actually thought long and hard
about doing this before I sent in my able job to start a new website in a
$495 and signed the liability waivers. crowded, competitive field. Instead
I wasn’t there to see if I could handle of one patient, supportive boss, I
a SEAL-style workout. I was confident now had four demanding ones. If
I could suffer through it, although I I cracked under all the pressure (a
knew I wouldn’t shine. I was a desk very real prospect), I’d be out of a job,
jockey and a suburban dad, but un- with no way to support my wife and
der my belt was a lifetime of rigorous three kids. Cracking meant failure.
exercise in different disciplines from Failure meant the Madden kids went
mountain climbing and cycling to hungry. That would make me a bad
open-water swimming and CrossFit. father. So I needed to toughen up.
On a recent Sunday morning when I figured Divine and his men, vet-
I took the self-administered test to erans of one of the hardest and most
determine whether I could meet the selective training processes in the
minimum physical requirements for world, would be the perfect mas-
the 20X, I passed easily. ters. Plus, I liked the fact that Divine
I was there because I wanted— offered insight into things you wouldn’t
needed—to become mentally tougher. necessarily expect from a tough-guy
A year earlier, I had left a comfort- SEAL: meditation, yoga, self-awareness,
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We’d done a physical training test “I got this,” I tell him. “I got this.
to see how many pull-ups, push-ups, Let’s go.”
and sit-ups we could do in two-minute Hours pass. We run and run and
blocks. I struggled through it, not run, carrying packs and heavy bars.
nearly as crisp as I had been in my Another participant, a guy named
self-trial, wondering what the hell was Paul who is much younger and far fit-
wrong with me. We’d run a mile in ter than I am, runs with his hand on
heavy boots, and I finished dead last, my back. “You got this, Madden,” he
brought home by Divine, who urged says. If I have it, it’s because of Paul’s
me to tell myself that I’m doing fine. help. We bury ourselves in wet leaves
“Say, ‘I got this,’ ” he said. “I got this.” and try to hide from those trying to
I staggered along, trying out my new find us. We haul around heavy logs,
mantra, but it didn’t work. take turns carrying each other on our
Now, back at the gym, I’m puking backs in races, and memorize a poem,
my breakfast of coffee and granola “Invictus,” about being the mas-
bars onto the wood chips by the front ters of our fate. Sometimes that fate,
apparently, involves falling out of trees. sents my will to survive,” I tell him.
As the day goes by, I notice my- Under his breath, in a conspirato-
self feeling not stronger but at least rial hush, he tells me, “Find a smaller
surprised at the fact that I don’t feel one, you [idiot]. You have to carry it
weaker. Instead of being the puker, the for a mile.” Aah. The grand finale.
slowest guy on the run, I now find my- I find a smaller one, about 75
self offering encouragement to some pounds, I guess. My will to live re-
of my teammates. Sore, yes, and tired. mains huge, but more portable. Then
But far from finished. the order comes: We will pick up the
It’s dark by the time they roll up the rock and start walking. If one of us
garage door at the back of the gym drops his or her rock, we all start over.
and tell us to assemble at the edge of No problem. What’s a mile?
the parking lot, above a rock-strewn
B
gully. I figure we have maybe an hour ut first, we take turns im-
or two to go. Something big and bad mersing ourselves, head and all,
has to be coming. But I got this. in a barrel of ice-cold water. We
Divine has us stand at attention and help each other climb up and in; we
explains that we’re all to go down into duck under and breathe out until bub-
the gully to find a rock that represents bles show. Helping each other keeps
our will to live and then bring it up to our minds off the shivering. Lance
the parking lot. Cummings, another instructor and
We stumble down over the rocks, former Navy SEAL, stands behind the
which range in size from pieces of barrel to make sure we’re all the way
gravel to boulders. I’m looking for the under, and under for a good long time.
biggest darn rock I can find. Because When some of the shivering gets
I know that I’m not going to quit, and out of control, they have us stand in a
I’m not going to be broken, and that if huddle, stomachs and chests of the big-
things get bad, I can lean on the other ger guys braced against the backs of the
guys. smaller ones. The heat transfers as if
I find a monster of concretion, but conducted by wire. I’m at the very back,
whether it’s the rock’s size or the tally my girth finally helping my teammates.
of the day’s activities, I can’t get it up I notice my chest is pressing against
the slope. Weird. Back at CrossFit, I Paul’s back. The shivering stops. We
can throw around a 125-pound sack of carry the rocks as we take laps around
sand. I stare at the rock, as if my gaze the building. We stay together, urging
will make it levitate. It doesn’t. each other on. There is a lot of groan-
“Come on, Madden,” says McCleod ing, screaming, and shifting of the rock
from above. from shoulder to shoulder and from
“I’m moving this rock that repre- waist to back as we seek a comfortable
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answers, and one small part of my brain gonna make me take another lap with
does, hearing them talk about never the rock. And that’s OK. At this point,
stopping, never quitting, but I can’t I know I can do it. I’d rather not, but I
think of anything to say. Is my answer can if I have to. Because at this point,
something from the last 14 hours? The I know my answer is right. Love is the
last seven months? About hard work answer. If I didn’t love my family, why
and fighting and being smart and not would I have done this?
quitting and staying true to your word, He’s still looking at me. “Outstand-
to promises made, even if they were ing, Madden. Outstanding.”
unsaid? My mind races, but my mental Turns out we weren’t done. We went
tires spin in the mud of my fatigue. back inside and worked out with the
“Madden?” Divine is in front of me. logs while trying to recite “Invictus”
“What’s the most important thing you from memory. We got this.
learned this year?”
I wish I could say it was a carefully, Stephen Madden is the author of Embrace
consciously constructed thought. I the Suck, to be published this fall by
wish I could say my brain played, in HarperCollins.
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The Making
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Killer.
It’s insanity to kill your father with a kitchen knife.
It’s also insanity to close hospitals, fire therapists,
and leave families to face mental illness on their own.
Schizophrenic.
My couSin. by M ac Mcclella n d
Fr o m moth er jon es
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T
he thing that struck me mom’s Adderall. He said it helped him
when I first met my feel better. She kicked him out, and he
moved in with his father.
cousin Houston was “This was not my nephew,” Aunt
his size. On the other Annette, Mark’s sister, says of Hous-
side of the visitors’ glass, he ton’s behavior then. “He was always
looked surprisingly small, young solicitous and loving and talkative
with me. Now he was anxious, quiet,
for his 22 years. The much more said very strange things. I asked him
remarkable thing about him how his therapy was going, and he
turned out to be his vocabulary, said, ‘Terrible.’”
vast and lovely, lyrical almost— Toward the end of Houston’s devo-
lution, he started having violent out-
until it came to an agitated or bursts, breaking furniture; he tossed
distracted halt. He seemed his mother across a room. Desperate,
altogether unlike a person who his parents called the psychiatrist re-
had recently murdered someone. peatedly and asked what they should
do. He told them to phone the police.
The symptoms displayed by Hous- But Mark didn’t want to call them.
ton in the year preceding this swift For one, he didn’t think Houston was
and horrific tragedy have since been that dangerous—just upset, despair-
classified as “a classic onset of schizo- ing. Also, he didn’t think three days of
phrenia.” At the time, it was just an lockdown in a facility would make his
alarming mystery. Houston had been son more stable. He was looking for
attending Santa Rosa Junior College a meaningful treatment plan. “Just let
in Northern California, living with me handle it,” he told Marilyn.
his mom, and playing guitar with his So Mark didn’t call the police, and
dad when he became withdrawn and Houston didn’t get any additional P roP Sty liSt: Sarah Cave for Bi g leo
depressed. He slept all day, his band help. He was having delusions, some-
broke up, and suddenly he had no thing about telepathic communica-
friends. His dad, Mark, and his mom, tions and aliens and wireless circuits.
Marilyn, tried to help. They took him Something about his mom and dad—
to a psychiatrist, who indicated pos- who’d been divorced for a long time—
sible schizoaffective disorder in his and teenage sister, Savannah, being in
notes and put Houston on a chang- a sex ring. Something about an invis-
ing regimen of antidepressants over ible friend, and that he’d been cutting
the next eight months. It didn’t make himself to exorcise the evil, and also
any difference. He got fired from mul- that Mark was poisoning him with
tiple jobs. Houston started stealing his lead and was the source of the evil.
And then Houston came home of U.S. homicides, Dr. Torrey estimates
late one November night in 2011 and based on an analysis of studies, are
stabbed his father 60 times, with four committed by the untreated severely
different knives. By the time his sister mentally ill—like my schizophrenic
came downstairs and called 911, it cousin. And, he adds, “I’m thinking
appeared Houston was that’s a conservative
trying to behead Mark. estimate.”
Roughly one year Obviously, many vio-
a f t e r h e r b ro t h e r ’s he didn’t lent acts in our society
death, still mourning, think three are perpetrated by the
Aunt Annette spoke days of “sane.” And most of the
to me about Houston. lockdown in violence committed
She told me that even a facility by the severely men-
though what he did was would make tally ill is inflicted on
“so heinous,” it didn’t themselves. Even in the
his son more
mean that he wasn’t a range of schizophrenia
victim. “Because I love
stable. narratives, which com-
this child. I was there at monly end in suicide or
his birth. I know how sick he was.” And dying on the streets, Houston’s took an
then she asked me to do the talking for extraordinarily terrible turn. But happy
a while because she was sobbing. endings are getting harder for even
Psychiatrist E. Fuller Torrey, MD, a the nonviolent mentally ill to come by.
researcher who specializes in schizo- As states and counties pare back what
phrenia and bipolar disorder and the few mental-health services remain,
founder of the Treatment Advocacy we’re learning that whether people
Center, a national nonprofit organiza- who need help can get it affects us all.
tion dedicated to promoting timely
and effective treatment of severe men- aunt terri: Same illneSS,
tal illness, calls a crime like Houston’s Different Story
“a predictable tragedy.” That’s what he’s Houston’s schizophrenia was not the
also called many other shootings—at first instance of severe mental illness
Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, the movie in my family. My Aunt Terri—my
theater in Aurora, Colorado, and Sandy mother’s baby sister—had a psychotic
Hook Elementary School in Newtown, break in 1977, when she was 16. She
Connecticut—as well as dozens of other lived near my mom in Ohio and
recent homicides. The chances that appeared in her backyard one day,
a perpetrator of a mass shooting dis- pacing, raving in outer-space lan-
played signs of mental illness prior to guage, and swinging her arms wildly.
the crime are one in two. Ten percent “Do whatever you have to do to
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get her in the car,” the general practi- player of the rock band Yes, was send-
tioner said when my mother phoned ing her messages that she needed to
him and described the scene. He told meet him in Canada right away.
her to get her sister to the Woodruff It took five white coats to con-
Psychiatric Hospital in Cleveland by tain Terri as she tried to scream and
any means necessary. So my mom fight her way out of the hospital
told her sister that she would take her lobby. Terri—straight-A’s bright and
to the airport because the only dis- talented—was schizophrenic.
cernible thing that Terri was babbling My grandparents tried bringing her
about was that Chris Squire, the bass home. They weren’t medical profes-
sionals, and for years she was in
and out of the hospital as they
struggled to get her to take her
medication and to care for her
when she wasn’t stable. But after
several violent episodes, including
a fight that ended with my grand-
mother’s arm broken, Terri was
moved to a group home. Within
six months, she was thrown out,
so my grandparents got her a
duplex. She was evicted. She got
another apartment—and was
evicted again. Two more group
homes in Cleveland—evicted.
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later. In the 1950s, more than a half funding for these “community mental
million people lived in U.S. mental health centers” in 1963, and states, un-
institutions—one in 300 Americans. der pressure from the patients’ rights
By the late ’70s, only 160,000 did, due movement, downsized their psychi-
to efforts by psychiatrists, philanthro- atric hospitals faster than anyone had
pists, and politicians to deinstitution- anticipated.
alize the mentally ill. Between the Vietnam War, an eco-
Today there’s one public psychiatric- nomic crisis, and a lack of political
care bed per 7,100 Americans—the will, adequate funding for community
same ratio as in 1850. The motives services never came through. In 1980,
behind this trend were the Mental Health Sys-
varied. Emptying the asy- tems Act was passed to
lums was going to save fill the gap. But a year
money. And who needed the pendulum later, Ronald Reagan
hospitals with all the has now gutted the act, then de-
antipsychotic drugs on swung far creased federal mental-
the market? Deinstitu- past patients’ health spending by 30
tionalization was going rights and percent and shifted the
to restore citizens’ rights into the burden to state and
and protect them from territory of local governments.
deplorable conditions wild neglect. T h e c r u c i a l c o m -
like those portrayed in munity services that
movies like One Flew the mentally ill were
Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, conditions in s u p p o s e d t o re c e i v e f a i l e d t o
which a sane person would go crazy materialize, and more and more people
and a crazy person was unlikely to be ended up on the streets. Collectively,
cured. Wouldn’t it be better if the men- states have cut $4.35 billion in public
tally ill were treated at home, given mental-health spending since 2009.
support, therapy, and medication via As of 2006, 1.3 million of America’s
community clinics? It sounded good, mentally ill were housed where they
but the reality was quite different. used to be until the late 1800s: in
In 1961, a joint commission of the prisons. Between 1998 and 2006, the
American Medical and American Psy- number of mentally ill people behind
chiatric associations recommended bars more than quadrupled. In some
integrating the mentally ill into society. county jails, rates of inmates with
This plan depended on the establish- mental illness have increased by nearly
ment of local facilities where mentally 50 percent in the past five years. It’s not
ill people could receive outpatient uncommon for individual jails to report
care. Congress passed a law providing that 25 to 30 percent of their inmates
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Chosen by Markus Spiering
Head of Pro duct at Flickr
“I follow other musicians on Flickr, but
Moby’s photos are unique. This one
[shot at the Coachella Festival in Indio,
California] is well made, but it also
reflects authenticity. You know, when,
as an artist, you go out onstage and
something is going to happen, you
approach the microphone in the
center of the stage, and the crowd is
cheering and excited and holding up
their phones to take pictures—to see
a show from the artist’s perspective
is pretty fantastic! I wish that when
I gave a presentation, this would
happen to me!”
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Can You
Hear Me
now?!
by Andy S im m o nS
for kids,” he said, because they don’t all, one of the joys of being human is
help them learn empathy, one of the allowing our minds to wander. With
nicer human emotions. When we text, cell phones, kids are always preoccu-
we don’t see or hear a visceral reac- pied. They never daydream, except in
tion. The response we get is in cold, class. And here’s something else we’re
hard text-speak. Why are kids mean? missing out on thanks to Steve Jobs’s
he asked. “Because they’re trying it little gizmo: our right to be miserable.
out. They look at another kid and go, This was a right I hadn’t realized I
‘You’re fat.’ Then they see the kid’s desired until CK pointed out that it’s
face scrunch up, and they think, Ooh, yet another of the essential human
that doesn’t feel good.” There, they’ve emotions.
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c a n yo u h e a r m e n ow ? !
Could louis CK be right that smart- dren, erode their social skills, and
phones are the devilÕs playthings? will produce a generation of near-
His sermon on the couch begins by sociopaths.
parroting a concern that has become The problem is, recent research
a staple of daytime talk showsÑthat doesnÕt support the claim. A sur-
social media contaminate our chil- vey conducted in 2010 by Stanford
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“Each of us has the
power to add years to
our lives – it’s never
too late.”
-Joel K. Kahn, MD
Preventive Cardiologist
Clinical Professor of Medicine,
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Who KNEW
50 Secrets Your
Grocer
Won’t
Tell You
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5
smell bread baking or rotisserie
chicken roasting in the deli area
because we know those smells get
The produce department is at
the front of the store because its
bright colors put you in a good mood
your salivary glands working. When and inspire you to buy more. That’s
you’re salivating, you’re a much less why I recommend that you start
disciplined shopper. shopping in the middle of the store,
Paco UnderhiLL, c o n s u m e r e x p e r t with its bland boxes and cans.
a n d a u t h o r o f W h a t Wo m e n Wa n t : PhiL LeMPert, g r o c e r y i n d u s t r y e x p e r t
Food Styli St: Em ma F Ei gEnbaum For big lEo; P roP Styli St: lauriE raab For aPoStroPhE
Th e S c i e n c e o f Fe m a l e S h o p p i n g and editor of supermarketguru.com
9 Supermarkets
aren’t out to
steal from you.
The average
supermarket
makes about
1.5 percent net
profit a year. To
give you some
idea of how low
that is, the profit
margin for clothing
stores can be several
times that. Phil lemPert
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people who are passionate about in the back, so the fridges are there
food. They’re hiring butchers who so that we can fill the cases as quickly
are skilled at cutting up meat, and easily as possible. Jeff Weidauer
produce managers who are experts
on fruits and vegetables, and a few
dietitians who give seminars on
healthy eating habits. Jeff Weidauer
18 About 80 percent of what shop-
pers buy, they buy every week.
Keep your receipt, which shows the
item and the price you last paid, so
17 People believe
milk is located in
the back of the store so that
20 Believe it
or not, my
years of research have
they have to walk through found that the average
the aisles to get to it. But the apple you see in the
real reason is simple logistics. supermarket is 14
Milk needs to be refrigerated months old … or older.
right away; the trucks unload martin lindstrom
21 25
Some of the same cheeses
displayed behind the deli
counter are available in the dairy
If we’re having a sale on a
baked item and you don’t
need it until the next month, ask if
case. The packaging isn’t as fancy, but you can buy it now, during the sale,
they’re much cheaper. Phil lemPerT but not pick it up until your event.
We let people do that all the time.
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Word Power
A wave of our wand and presto! We conjure a page of magical
words and phrases. Step right up and test your vocabulary—then transport
yourself to the next page, where we reveal the answers.
By Em ily Cox & H E nry ratH vo n
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Answers
1. levitate—[A] defy gravity. Before 9. mesmerized—[B] hypnotized.
dunking the basketball, Michael Since meeting Jenny, Paul has been
levitates long enough to polish the stumbling around as though
backboard and rim. mesmerized.
2. clairvoyant—[C] seeing beyond 10. augur—[A] serve as an omen.
ordinary perception. As a bookie, A flat tire on the first day surely
I find being clairvoyant really helps augurs ill for our vacation.
me call the races.
11. shaman—[B] healer using magic.
3. planchette—[B] Ouija board The local shaman recited a few
pointer. My planchette just spelled incantations to heal my broken nose.
out “You’re too gullible.”
12. occult—[C] secret. At midnight,
4. mojo—[B] magical spell. I’ve got I was poring over an occult black-
my mojo working, but I still can’t magic text.
charm Angelina.
13. invoke—[C] summon up, as
5. telekinetic—[C] using mind over spirits. While studying ancient Rome,
matter. Chloe employs her telekinetic I tried to invoke the ghost of Caesar
powers to make the trash empty itself. to appear before me.
6. voilà—[B] “There it is!” As he 14. sibyl—[B] fortune-teller. My
threw back the curtain, Houdini apprehension grew as the sibyl looked
cried, “Voilà!” into her crystal ball
and winced.
7. whammy—[C]
diVining dictionAry
hex or curse. After 15. pentagram—
When predicting the future,
the gypsy placed the suffix we use is -mancy,
[B] five-pointed
a whammy on Tex, which means “divination.” star. David said his
he fell into the Pyromancy involves read- spells don’t work
duck pond three ing the future in flames, unless he traces a
times. hydromancy in water, and pentagram with his
chiromancy in the lines on
wand.
8. soothsaying— the palm of a hand. Another
[A] prophecy. far-out example: favomancy,
If Joe is so good meaning “telling the future VocAbulAry
by reading beans scattered rAtings
at soothsaying, on the ground.” related to 9 & below: Sorcerer’s
why does he mantra and mania, the root apprentice
always lose in -mancy is derived from mind. 10–12: Skilled conjurer
Vegas? 13–15: Wonder-worker
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