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Hazbin Hotel: Demons Clash

Vox and Valentino are discussing Alastor's return to Hell after being gone for seven years. Vox is angry that Alastor almost beat him in a past confrontation and wants to send a message that he is in charge now. Vox uses his media platform to trash talk Alastor and question why he has returned. Alastor hijacks Vox's broadcast to announce his return to radio and taunt Vox, pointing out how his power relies on others while Alastor works alone. The two demons threaten each other before Alastor cuts off Vox's signal, declaring that he will disrupt Vox's status quo.

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Hazbin Hotel: Demons Clash

Vox and Valentino are discussing Alastor's return to Hell after being gone for seven years. Vox is angry that Alastor almost beat him in a past confrontation and wants to send a message that he is in charge now. Vox uses his media platform to trash talk Alastor and question why he has returned. Alastor hijacks Vox's broadcast to announce his return to radio and taunt Vox, pointing out how his power relies on others while Alastor works alone. The two demons threaten each other before Alastor cuts off Vox's signal, declaring that he will disrupt Vox's status quo.

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Stayed Gone

Hazbin Hotel
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[Vox]
That fucker is back!

[Valentino]
Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too

[Vox]
It's been seven years!

[Valentino]
You still pissed he almost beat you that time?

[Vox]
Uh, fuck you!

[Valentino]
Just saying

[Vox]
Things have changed a lot since he left town

[Valentino]
That's for sure

[Vox]
I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now
Welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!

(Rolling in three, two)


[Vox and staff]
(Welcome to the show)
Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town
(Welcome to the show)
After a seven-year absence
Did anybody miss him?
(Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program

So, the Radio Demon is back in town


Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil
And I don't mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward!

You can take that as gospel


Pulling my viewers? Impossible
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day
Don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away!

[Vox]
While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!

[Alastor]
Salutations!
Good to be back on the air

Yes, I know it's been a while


Since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast
Sinners, rejoice!

[Vox]
What a dated voice!

[Alastor]
Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
[Vox]
Come on!

[Alastor]
Is vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?

[Vox]
Ignore his chirping!

[Alastor]
Every day, he's got a new format!

[Vox]
You're looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!

[Alastor]
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees

[Vox]
Oh, please!

[Alastor]
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team!

[Vox]
Hold on!

[Alastor]
I said no, and now he's pissy
That's the tea!

[Vox]
You old-timey prick, I'll show you sufffering

[Alastor]
Uh-oh, the TV is buffering!
[Vox]
I'll destroy you, you little-

[Alastor]
I'm afraid you've lost your signal

Let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone
Tune on in
When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun

[Vox]
Fuck!

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