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meats from the grill chemical that’s been two years ago, his GP ■ For better or for
isn’t the smartest connected to cancer wrongly diagnosed worse (depending on
your current, uh...
move you can make in lab studies. It’s him with “anxiety”
life goals), having sex
(unless you’re trying produced not only — the truth was way
twice an hour can make
to get cancer, in when tobacco is Where there’s smoke, more sinister. The 30- a triathlete. Now your baby batter three
which case have we burnt, but also when there’s cancer. Burn year-old TV producer an ambassador for times more fertile,
a starchy food like
got a blackened rib- foods containing toast and you create
had a cancerous the March Charge say researchers
eye recipe for you!). water, sugar and a carcinogen. tumour on his brain (themarchcharge. at London’s North
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review just put out at higher than 120°. hour operation could movement which In the study, 73
hoping-to-conceive
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couples were
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given intrauterine
has found that the at, the blacker it to have MRI scans cancer this month, insemination (IUI),
same cancerous gets, increasing every three months Jacob says embracing which places sperm
substances acrylamides. to monitor the fitness has helped directly into the womb.
that show up in Acrylamides disease, but that him come to terms IUI typically has
overgrilled meats have also been hasn’t stopped with his condition: about a 6% success
can also lurk in linked to nervous the courageous “Having fitness rate — but when the
system damage. sperm was from a
overcooked starchy Melburnian from goals and achieving
fresh batch taken
running the New them gives me the
within 60 minutes of
York Marathon (just strength to set more the first milking, the
eight months after goals and hopefully rate jumped to 20%
the op) and becoming overcome cancer.” — just 4% less than
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Lemon roast
chicken.
Everything goes
into the same pot
and cooks at the
same temp.
To most guys, a
one-step meal is
Meatballs with cannellini beans.
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CABLE FLYES
DONE SLOWLY
EXHAUST THE
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Pecs
Add 2cm to your chest
with these training tips.
appeal
By Sean Hyson
Photographs by James Michelfelder
S t ylin g by Chris tina Simone t ti; G ro omin g by Natasha Le ib e l / E xclu sive A r tis ts u sin g Ke ras t ase
There’s more to chest
training than just
presses, flyes and cable
crossovers done week
after week — but that’s
the only approach most
guys know. Allow us
to shed some light on
the science of build-
ing muscle so you can
attack your pecs with
a more precise strategy
— one that could add
up to 2cm of muscle
in four weeks.
FACTS
to get the best contractions facilitate
you have adapted
insulin spike?” glucose transport TIP NO. 2
into muscle cells, to a program and
Go heavy, go light
OUR TRAINING essentially mimicking you’re not seeing
DIRECTOR, SEAN ■ It’s time to clear the work insulin does. ■ It seems that any more gains.”
HYSON, SOLVES up one of the biggest In other words, lifting with chest training There are several
YOUR WORKOUT misconceptions primes the pump for especially, guys ways to implement
CONUNDRUMS about post-workout fall into one of two
you, so you don’t need a deload. You can cut
nutrition. It’s been a sharp rise in insulin camps. They’re either
(correctly) reported
the volume you do
to get nutrition into always loading up the in your workouts
that your body needs the muscles. bar to bench-press in half for a week —
a rise in insulin to So, rather than
drive protein and as heavy as possible, so if you were doing
spend money on fancy or performing high
carbohydrates into 20 sets in a session,
post-workout supps
the muscles to help reps on machine or perform only 10.
that spike insulin, eat
them recover and isolation exercises, You can also reduce
a piece of whole fruit.
grow. Starchy foods Fast-digesting carbs denying their the loads you lift,
accomplish this, are still important muscles the intensity using only 60–70%
which is why rice and after a workout of training heavy. of the weight you
potatoes are staples in because they halt Traning expert Don used in the previous
any bodybuilder’s diet. muscle breakdown, Saladino says you week’s workouts.
But here’s the funny so a mere banana will need to mesh both Or, Saladino says,
thing: the one time of get the job done.
day you definitely don’t
approaches. “You simply begin a new
need to boost insulin can develop a bigger program with lighter
Sean Hyson is the Men’s
is immediately after Fitness training director
chest by lifting heavy loads and focus on
a weight workout. and author of 101 Best weights, which work higher rep ranges.
Research from the Workouts of All Time, the type II muscle In short, take it
Journal Of Applied 101bestworkouts.com . fibres, and light easy and come
weights, which back stronger.
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Game Changers Inspiration
“The nuns now say:
‘You can’t be Father
Lee. We knew him
and he was a fat man.
Where did he go?’”
wasn’t easy, but
Brendan’s faith kept
him on target. “I often
thought I would give
up, but you have to
have confidence in
what you’re doing.
I remembered that
saying: ‘In doing great
deeds it is glorious
even to fail.’ I knew
that even if I didn’t
make it, I would have
given it my best shot.”
TALE OF THE SCALE The results were
BRENDAN LEE sensational: while
everyone else was
AGE: 44 out celebrating the
LIVES: ALBURY, NSW nation’s birthday,
HEIGHT: 177CM Brendan was busy
having himself
WAS: 110KG
photographed on the
NOW: 80KG gym scales, which
LOST: 30KG revealed he had shed
30kg in just three
months — down to
a streamlined 80kg.
He had won the bet.
hitting that I’d have to The efect on his
lift my game.” life and the people
He blocked out the around him was huge.
advice the naysayers “People think I’m a
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Turn yourself Mark Twain and drunk than ever says: “Wine lovers have 1) Pour lightly. Don’t fill you get from the alcohol in
once quipped, before. And its popularity been doing back-to- your glass — you want the whisky, enabling you
into a whisky M “Too much continues to grow. back comparisons for 30-60ml at most. to pick up the other subtle
pro with three flavours present.
of anything is “We’re in the middle decades, but the whisky 2) Swirl the whisky
expertly chosen
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trios to try — whisky is barely enough.” with more brands and With that, we asked breathe deeply with your Roll the liquid around in
and the tasting That’s truer now than varieties available than Rothbaum to create three nose about 3cm from the your mouth, exposing
tips that will help ever. Inspired by distilling ever before,” says spirits custom flights to try at liquid. Open your mouth as it to your entire tongue
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monks brought to Ireland author of The Art Of progressing in flavour fumes escape so you unique flavour.
By Brian Good
— the first recorded American Whiskey. and complexity. can better discern other
Photographs by 5) Breathe through your
mention of the spirit was One of the best ways But before you even flavour notes.
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in Australia, with more in the process — is to rules to follow to get the Even a few drops will help way to appreciate the
being imported, produced try a whisky flight, he most out of each sip: reduce that familiar burn spirit’s finish.
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Because, trust us If you’re one of the millions doing freelance work
RULE NO. 1
Set in stone the time and the place
— we’d all rather sleep in Australia today — or even just a dude savvy
in or watch Walking enough to get your boss to occasionally let you Sure, you can roll out of bed at noon, sit
Dead marathons. “telecommute” — you know as well as I do that it in front of your computer without taking
can be hard as hell to get things done in your own a shower and start churning out emails.
personal dojo. There are good days, of course, But that doesn’t mean you should.
when you savour being your own boss, enjoy your insane wealth of privacy and
Your irst step to becoming a killer
manage to motor through tasks with a Jedi-like focus. But on the bad days, the
telecommuter is recreating oice hours.
distractions mount, procrastination rears its ugly head and you inevitably get
P r o p s t y l i n g b y M e g a n Te r r y/J u d y C a s e y
FIT
problems — ie, getting a “lash of brilliance” your next meal’s coming from, so make
— is actually easiest at a person’s non- sure you’ve got easily accessible foods you
optimal time. Night owls tend to come up can eat to keep yourself fuelled.
with insights in the morning and early In my pantry, for instance, I keep boxes
birds at night. So consider iguring that upon boxes of quick snacks — granola and
into your scheduling.) energy bars, mostly — that I can substitute
When you’ve got your hours set, then for a meal in a pinch. For when I need a bit
create a workplace. Of course, this can more, I make sure to keep the freezer well
be as simple as putting a desk in the stocked with frozen fruit so I can whip up
living room, as long as you don’t wake up a nutritious smoothie in minutes and get
in the morning and have to decide where back to work without having to sit down
you’re going to work. and take an extended break to eat.
And the more set apart the work area Plus, eating a few extra lunches at the
home oice each week will save you
is, the better: if you’ve got papers on the
cofee table and a laptop on the bed, you’ll thousands of dollars over a year. REAL MEALS FOR REAL MEN
start to feel like work is everywhere and RULE NO. 5
you can’t escape it. So choose one space Tell everyone to ignore you
as your work zone and own it.
TH TING
EA
E C IS
LE SU
I’m married to my business partner —
AN E
RULE NO. 2
my wife is the CEO of our company, and
Shower power: Reboot
I’m the lead on creative projects. The
your day when things go bad FIT FOOD
FOR BLOKES
arrangement can be tough, as we’re often
No worker in any profession likes to sharing the same space. We manage this
101
EAT TO GET
by establishing a ton of rules about how we
have a bad day; it happens to the best of us.
But when you have a bad day as a freelancer, manage our space and time. RIPPED FOODSFOR
POWER,
it’s especially awful, because it’s easy to The irst is that, when we’re working, the STRENGTH&
other person doesn’t exist. If I see my wife STAMINA
sink into a funk in the coninement of your
own apartment than at an oice, near in the oice plugging away at her keyboard
compassionate colleagues.
Whenever this happens, I ind it helps
— or she inds me in the basement setting
up a video camera — we don’t so much as
+
THE RIGHT
TIME TO EAT
to “reset” my day and start all over again. acknowledge each other’s presence. If I PROTEIN
25 FAT-LOSS
For instance, I take advantage of the fact want to talk to her during business hours, TIPS & TRICKS
that I’m at home and hop in the shower. I set a meeting with her as if I would a THE ONLY
SUPPS YOU’LL
That might sound crazy, but hear me out: future client. We email each other despite EVER NEED
there’s something about going through the the fact we’re only in separate rooms.
process of starting your day all over again
— physically washing of the stress, putting
You can put this tip into practice even
if you’re not married — just make sure OUT
W
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SMOOTHIES p101 EF STYLE p66
on some new clothes, and sitting down you set strict boundaries with roommates
for a second time that can help get a bad that, whenever you’re working, they
business taste out of your mouth. respect the fact that you’re still “at the
oice” and not at all available to grab
RULE NO. 3 a beer and hang.
No cat videos! (Or any other kind.) Finally, there’s one rule my wife and
Without co-workers, a boss and an IT
I have had for more than a decade that
I believe is more responsible than anything
A cookbook,
department watching over you, it’s easy to
else for keeping our marriage alive: no meal planner and
get distracted by “just one more” YouTube
video or the endless wall of junk-food links
work talk in the bedroom. It’s all about
mindset, structure and focus — with the
nutrition handbook
on your Facebook feed. To keep myself
focused, I turn on the Freedom app, which
right combination of elements, you’ll be for men. What to
allows me to block websites that can serve
more productive, have more free time,
and never have to settle in any aspect of
eat to grow muscle,
as distractions while still allowing me to do
research and get things done.
your work-life balance. ■ trim down and
If you really need space, block the internet Mario Armstrong is a digital outperform your
completely for a set period of time. lifestyle expert.
competition.
● In his own words
Captain marvel
Sleek, skilful and speedy, Scott Pendlebury is one of the AFL’s hardest-working midfielders.
With the 2016 season about to kick off, the Collingwood skipper reveals his training secrets.
By Ashley Gray
In the
away Hot Pie . Pendlebury
I game
evades Dyson Heppell’s
tackle — and hair.
against the
Gold Coast last season,
Scott Pendlebury
delivered 35 disposals,
three goals and eight
inside 50s. It was
the kind of stellar
performance that has
made him one of the
Pies’ all-time favourite
sons. Although
Collingwood finished
outside the eight in
2015, Pendlebury’s
form never wavered,
but at the end of the
season, he was forced
to undergo surgery
for a hip injury. Despite
the disruption to his
training, Pendlebury
is now fitter than
ever, thanks to a
disciplined exercise
and diet regime in
the of-season.
■ There was a She makes sure I get is important in our ■ I’m focusing on working on our
problem with the right balance of game because we my marking and communication.
cartilage poking out. carbs, proteins and cover so much stoppage work.
That’s why I had to fats. It’s been like that ground on match day. For marking, I’ve done ■ In the preseason,
have hip surgery at for ten years. That said, You can never do a lot of time with the you to need make
the end of last season. I do like to try new enough. Squats and speccy bag. I’m also sure you have a solid
That meant I had to restaurants. We went deadlifts are also working on my ground in endurance.
rest and look after to a new Vietnamese good base-building timing, and jumping Footy-wise, having
myself really well so one in Port Melbourne exercises that engage of backs. As far as skills on both sides
that I could come back called Tenpin which legs and core, plus the stoppages go, with of the body are
and start training with was great. lower back. ruckmen Brodie crucial if you want
the rest of the group. Grundy, Jarrod Witts to get better. ■
■ I couldn’t train ■ GPS monitoring is and Mason Cox, Scott Pendlebury is
■ It’s good to get much after surgery. a good feedback tool. we’ve just been a Puma ambassador.
away from footy To begin with I did What it’s shown
during the break. mobility exercises me is I have to keep
I got married in with club specialists, up high-intensity
October in Bali and followed by thera- running at over The Numbers Game
spent 10 days there band work to increase 16km/h or ¾ pace
with family and the hip’s time under throughout, and that Age: 28 Highlights:
friends then went tension. Then I did generally means I’ve
Height: 191cm • 2010 premiership
on a honeymoon to upper bodyweights had a good game. Alex • 2010 Norm Smith
and walking. and I have invested Weight: 88kg
New York and Hawaii Medal
for three weeks. in co-ownership of a Collingwood: • 5 x All-Australian
■ I can bench 120kg gym in Cremorne, so 214 games Team (2010, 2011,
and do 20 chinups (141 goals) 2012, 2013, 2014)
■ My wife Alex I get to play with lots
getty
Atkinson is
Australai’s best
peformed athlete
in the Olympic tri.
Gunning
foratrilogy
Triathlete Courtney Atkinson is targeting a record-breaking
■ third Olympic Games. Here he tells MF’s Ashley Gray how
he’s prepping for the greatest show on earth.
swimmer — he rates If you don’t get into from around the Copacabana Beach out from triathlon to
it his strongest leg — the race at that point, world is much suits me. In the compete in ironman.
Atkinson has been you won’t get greater. Australia, swimming leg there What did you learn?
working with Richard anywhere. I used US and Britain used won’t be any wet I understood why
Scarce, the coach of to have a long, lazy to be the strongholds, suits in the surf [they the average person
Australia’s latest pool stroke, now it’s more but now there are are only permitted in wants to do ironman;
sensation, Cameron powerful because so many more temperatures under because it’s so
McEvoy, to get an I’m using my core. countries, like guys 20°] which will much longer, it’s an
edge on the guys he’ll I’m also relaxing and from eastern Europe sort out the bad achievement just to
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I S AT P E A K P H Y S I C A L F I T N E S S — A N D H E ’ S F E E L I N G I N S P I R AT I O N A L .
Bear Grylls, it’s fair to say, is a man who makes things AGE OF ADVENTURE
These days, Bear Grylls is a global megabrand.
happen. “OK, who’s in charge?” he says, striding into our
His TV shows have been seen by more than
photoshoot during a tight window between his regular a billion people, and his biography was voted
morning workout (more on that in a minute) and all the other “Most Influential Book” in China in 2012.
But he’s also a father of three sons who hasn’t
daily commitments that come with being a successful
lost his love of adventure, and being in shape
businessman, a best-selling author and one of the most is a top priority. How does he get that done?
recognisable TV stars in the world. Ten minutes later he’s That’s what we’re here to talk about.
“I’m itter now, at 41 years old, than I’ve ever
in front of the camera, improvising poses, making suggestions Wo r d s Jo e l Sn a p e Ph o to g ra p hy Jo e l A n d e r s o n A r t d i r e c ti o n Pe d Mi l l i c h a m p
been,” says Grylls, in between doing Turkish
and joking with the team. This is someone who knows how get-ups with a 16kg kettlebell. “When I was
to get things done. training with the military, it was mostly about
endurance, so I never felt as strong then as
I do now. After that it was climbing stuf, which was all endurance
That’s not surprising: Bear Grylls has been getting things done for again, and then I did that classic male thing where I went to the
most of his life. He learned to climb and sail young, got a black belt gym but never felt very it. Then three or four years ago Natalie
in shotokan karate as a teenager and went hiking in the Himalayas and I started training. I’ve totally changed in shape, in itness level,
after leaving school. He failed his irst try at SAS selection — too slow in basically everything during that time.”
on one of the marches — but was invited back and made it second Natalie is experienced personal trainer Natalie Summers,
time around. In 1996, he crushed three vertebrae in a parachuting who was training Olympians and rehabilitating athletes when she
accident and was in danger of never walking again; a year later, started working with Grylls’ wife Shara. “It was actually Shara who
he summitted Ama Dablam, a peak Edmund Hillary once described arranged it,” says Grylls. “And I thought it would be a girly workout,
as “unclimbable”. After that, he climbed Everest, circumnavigated which was my irst mistake. I thought, ‘How can you train in half
the British Isles on a jetski and crossed the North Atlantic in an hour?’ But it was revolutionary.”
an inlatable boat. Grylls’ new training plan combines kettlebells, bodyweight
Then he started really getting things done. moves and primal stretching in short, high-intensity workouts that
N’S FITNESS 57
Bear’s necessities
Strip your fitness back to basics
with Grylls’ five-point plan.
Stay flexible
…And stick at it
Up the intensity
Never go easy
Think 80/20
are designed both for function and form. a big spaghetti bolognese made out of heavy packs over long distances, and now
“I wasn’t able to do huge weights but over buffalo mince with buckwheat pasta — it’s a much more dynamic sort of strength.
the months I was getting leaner, stronger non-wheat but it’s great, really healthy, I’m an honorary colonel to the Royal Marine
and more lexible,” says Grylls. “Suddenly delicious stuff — and then I made a big Commandos now and I’m down at the
I realised it was all coming together. I only chocolate mousse with raw cocoa, maple commando training centre a lot, and I see
run occasionally these days but the strange syrup and coconut oil and an egg.” soldiers diving over walls and carrying their
thing is, I’m much better at it than I used Perhaps inevitably, Grylls has a nutrition buddies over their shoulders, sprinting,
to be. My heart and lungs are so much bigger book due out this winter. “That means I’m rolling, moving. What we do is definitely
because we do so much high-intensity stuf. experimenting with a lot of recipes — and inspired by that, and also by the wilderness
My VO2 max has gone up. And I still get that the boys love it as well. I wish at school — a lot of crabs, crawls, leopard and panther
‘shaking muscles’ feeling a day later — I used someone had taught me to eat healthy. stuf. Plus the stuf I do when I’m on the road
to have to train for three hours to get that. If I ran a school I’d teach how to train, how to — improvising with jerrycans or whatever
It’s changed my whole approach to itness.” eat healthy, how to build teams, how to lead weights we can ind.”
people, how to take risks… life stuf.”
FEED THE BEAR Grylls doesn’t run a school (yet, anyway) EPIC WIN
On screen, Grylls’ culinary achievements but he’s created the next best thing. The BG That improvisational approach to training
are near-mythical, the subject of countless Survival Academy now runs courses for all has informed Grylls’ latest venture. BG Epic
YouTube clips and internet lists: there’s ages, including a parent-and-child option Training currently occupies four warehouse-
the one where he eats a rhino beetle that’s booked up for years in advance. sized spaces dotted around the UK, each
(“crunchy”), the one where he bites the So does he think these skills are being lost? decorated with little more than a few pullup
head off a tick, the one where he takes “I think people love to challenge bars, a rack of kettlebells and a couple of
a bite out of a camel carcass he’s sheltering themselves,” he says. “They want to feel suspension trainers. The lagship is half an
inside… and, of course, the many, many they have some of these traditional man hour’s drive from the nearest train station,
times he drinks his own secretions. skills — which really apply whether you’re in Marlborough, a market town of 8,400
Off-screen, his attitude to nutrition is far a girl or a boy, of course — and feel they can people — and it’s already packed.
more conventional. “Basically I don’t have look after themselves.” “I said, ‘Let’s start a gym in the worst place
wheat, sugar or dairy, and when I have And they don’t just do what Grylls calls in the world to start a gym,’” says Grylls.
meat it’s good-quality, lean, grass-fed stuf,” “the boring bushcrafty stuf ” — a lot of it “It’s a terrible demographic, but already
he says. “I cooked last night, actually — got is based on the special forces training he we’re seeing people who never train getting
back from ilming in the mountains for three knows well. “That’s changed a lot now,” massively into it. We don’t have Jacuzzis and
days and said, ‘Right, I’m cooking.’ I did he says. “In the old days we just carried showers — people want to train, to get it done
before work or on the way back. They turn
up, do half an hour and come out absolutely
knackered. My new approach to itness has
Bear facts The numbers that took Grylls to the top. made it fun instead of a chore — people love
the concept of pay-as-you-go, turn up and
get it done. That’s the reason these gyms
have exploded so quickly.”
7,600m
M O U N TA I N M A N
And that, as Grylls gives out handshakes and
prepares to head of, seems to be the point.
For Bear Grylls, itness — like jumping out
of a plane, climbing a mountain or drinking
yak blood — is what outdoor people call Type
2 fun: tough, frightening or downright awful
at the time, but life-enhancing in retrospect.
“You don’t have to go to the ends of the
world for adventure,” says Grylls. “Just grab
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Chris Luera holds the
planche, a phenomenal act
of vein-popping strength.
BY NICK LEVY
Until he takes hold of the bar, that is. He begins by pulling it comes to use of the pullup bar at your local park —
his chin up to the top of the steel frame before effortlessly the rise of calisthenics is an indisputable fact. In the
gliding up and over it, straightening his arms above the American College Of Sports Medicine’s annual survey
bar. Slowly, he rotates his body back underneath it until of 3,000 fitness professionals, bodyweight training is
he’s lying dead horizontal, as if floating on a bed of air, cited as the number one exercise trend for 2016.
before folding his body into a right angle. Then he spins There’s no doubt that calisthenics is establishing
his legs through his arms to hang flat, face-down, high itself both as an effective way to build muscle and as a
above the concrete floor. This series of gravity-defying competitive sport in its own right, and calling it “street
moves — muscle-up into front lever pullup into one- workout” makes it sound ultra-modern. But its origins
arm L-sit into reverse lever — is performed with all the are ancient. Before the battle of Thermopylae in 480BC,
elegance, precision and control of an Olympic gymnast. a small group of around 300 Spartan warriors (yes, those
Not that you’ll spot the Los Angeles native turning out for ones), realising that they were being spied on by Persian
Team USA at the Rio games this summer. Luera, you see, is scouts, performed their own version of street workout.
no gymnast, but a practitioner of the fastest-growing sport in Or as they knew it, kalos sthenos — beautiful strength.
the world today. Calisthenics — also known as street workout, It was basically the Ancient Greek equivalent of doing
owing to the urban arenas from which it emerged and where biceps curls before an arm-wrestling contest. So sure,
continues to thrive — is a jaw-dropping mash-up of the aerial bodyweight training is a modern trend, in much the same
acrobatics of gymnastics, the flair of breakdancing and the way philosophy, Euclidean mathematics and yoghurt are.
playfulness of parkour. In Australia it has taken off with However, in the two and a half thousand years between
outdoors groups such as Bondi Beach Bar Brutes in Sydney, Leonidas and Luera, calisthenics suffered from an image
which as the name suggests, promotes street workout and crisis. In the 1960s and 70s especially, it was what cold-
calisthenics techniques using little more than a pullup bar. hearted, steel-bodied Soviet soldiers did to stay in shape,
and the reason for the ubiquity of star jumps in school
“ T H E T H I N G I S , G Y M N A S T I C S I S V E R Y, V E R Y S T R I C T , ” PE sessions. By no means creative; in no way fun.
says Luera,33, who — with his California drawl — both looks It has no such problems with perception today.
and sounds like a character from Grand Theft Auto. “The While Luera and his fellow bodyweight warriors are the
younger generation wants to do tricks, they want to get strong, driving force behind the rise of modern calisthenics,
but they don’t necessarily want a coach or someone that’s its rebirth began with one man, and one video.
drilling them to keep their toes pointed.” He has the utmost
respect for the guys in lycra doing stride swings on their T O D AY A S L A N S T E E L , 3 1 , I S O N E O F T H E T O P S T R E E T
pommel horses, he says, but it’s the rules and regulations that workout athletes in the world, a professional course
he finds stifling. “In calisthenics, you don’t have to do every tester for Ninja Warrior, founder of calisthenics crew Bar
gymnastic movement — iron cross, swallow, this and that… Mob and, along with Luera, a senior figure in the World
Just go out there and invent something. Show us what you’re Calisthenics Organisation (WCO). He first saw the “Hannibal
going to bring to the table. Your personality. You.” For King” video while he was still getting to grips with
This emphasis on creativity over discipline is just one bodyweight training. “I was just starting to get pullups,
reason behind the growth calisthenics has experienced working on my muscle-ups, then I saw what Hannibal could
in the past few years. While the precise number of do and I was like, ‘Jesus Christ.’ It seemed impossible.”
people forsaking the gym in favour of street workout is The influential four-minute video shows Hannibal
hard to quantify — there’s not a lot of paperwork when Langham — shirtless and hyper-cut — performing a
I T ’ S N O C O I N C I D E N C E T H AT S O M E O F S T R E E T W O R KO U T ’ S
biggest names have more in common than their love of a
well-deployed V-sit. Hannibal Langham was a sometime bike
A bad childhood and jail
mechanic, most-of-the-time cannabis dealer who couldn’t time were no barriers to
afford rent, let alone a gym membership. Terroll Lewis, Luera becoming a street
workout champ.
founder of the highly respected London-based crew Block
Workout, served an 11-month prison sentence thanks to
his involvement with a notorious gang. When he got out
he attempted to join Fitness First, but was turned away
because he didn’t have a bank account from which to set up
a direct debit. Thwarted, like Langham before him, he took
his workouts to the monkey bars at his local playground.
It’s a familiar story for Luera. “When I was younger, I got
in a bit of trouble and went to prison a couple of times,”
he says. What sort of trouble? “I was on drugs. My birth
parents both died when I was young. My mum overdosed.
My dad gave me up for adoption and soon after I went to
the foster home, he got shot in a bad drugs transaction.”
Luera was three years old.
He soon entered the adoptive care of his great-aunt
and uncle, who he now talks of affectionately as his “real
parents”. He nevertheless found it difficult to stay out
of trouble, hence his familiarity with the correctional
facilities of southern California. Eventually, determined
to turn his life around, Luera took a bartending job
T H E R E A L B LO W W O U L D C O M E I N 2 0 1 2 W I T H T H E D E AT H WORKOUT 1 PUSH
proportioned shape, and you can tell it’s useful. a home pullup bar.
Those muscles are used for something.”
True. They’re used for balancing horizontally over a Inverted row
giant anvil, for nailing 360° spins over the top of 2m-high Lie under a waist-height bar
bars, for using the power and potential of the human (or table) with your feet on
body in ways that no trained athlete has ever even the floor and your body in
a straight line. Pull up until
considered. It’s more than safe to say those Spartan your chest touches the bar,
warriors had no idea what they’d started. ■ pause, then lower yourself
under control.
KS
LI
FE HAC
get
a dog
(and 25 other surprising
ways to lose fat)
■ IT’S NOT ALL KETTLEBELL SWINGS
AND KALE CHIPS. SMALL CHANGES ADD
U P T O B I G FAT LO S S , A N D E V E RY O N E
OF THE TWEAKS YOU’LL FIND HERE IS
S I M P L E , S M A R T A N D S U S TA I N A B L E .
READ ON – AND GET READY TO SHED. BY MARK BAILEY
RUNNING
Dogs bred to hunt
(like Labradors and
Weimaraners) or to pull
sleds (huskies) will keep up
with you even on marathon
runs. For a smaller option,
a Jack Russell has almost
boundless energy.
WAT E R S P O R T S
If you’re an open-water
swimmer or a kayaker,
a Newfoundland — with
its thick, water-resistant
fur — is perfect. If you have
no space (they can weigh
65kg), a small, Portuguese
water dog is non-allergenic.
M O U N TA I N M E N
An all-rounder like
an English or Irish
setter can easily
cope with vertiginous
hikes, although serious
walkers might prefer
the power of a Bernese
mountain dog.
02. EAT EGGS FOR BREAKFAST
Swapping your morning toast for a three-egg omelette could be the easiest fat-loss trick 03. Eat grapes before you shop
you pull today. Research in the Journal Of Three American College Of Nutrition found that
replacing a grain-based breakfast with eggs boosts fullness and cuts your lunch intake ■ If you often hit the supermarket with a list of vegies but
by more than 160 calories. In fact, the effect lasts for 36 hours, so you’ll still be eating come home with bags of pastries, it’s probably because
smaller portions tomorrow. your willpower is starved of glucose. Research in the
Journal Of Personality And Social Psychology proved
that willpower drops with your glucose levels, so eating
glucose-rich grapes before you shop will sweeten your
chance of avoiding the cake aisle.
06.
CHEW GUM
07 08
READ THE LABEL CLENCH YOUR FIST TO FIGHT HUNGER
People who understand legally bound to put Next time you walk their impulses, giving
food labelling weigh the biggest one first. past the office vending you more chance of
4.5kg less than people If your protein bar’s machine, tighten your fist ignoring that shiny Picn
who don’t, according first, second and into a ball. Research in bar. It will also come in
to research published third ingredients are the Journal Of Consumer handy next time your
in Agricultural varieties of sugar Research revealed that finger is hovering over
Economics . Check (sucrose, fructose and people who clench a the Buy button for a $20
the ingredient order saccharin, say), it’s muscle for 30 seconds shirt you know you don’
— manufacturers are basically a sugar bar. are better able to control really need.
k
15.
COOL YOUR BEANS Just two minutes of
hardcore exercise
A D D I N G R E S I S TA N T will ramp up fat burn.
starch — a type of fibre
found in beans — to meals
increases your body’s
ability to burn fat by 23%,
according to a study in
Nutrition & Metabolism .
And if you cook the beans
the night before and
allow them to cool,
you’ll crank up the
resistant starch
content for additional
fat-torching gains.
Go down swinging:
Reduce weight by
pushing harder.
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T U R N O FF YO U R I PA D E AT LU N C H A LO N E
According to the 18% drop in leptin, a Whatever you to consume 18% more
Lighting Research hormone that tells your tuck into at lunchtime, grub. We wouldn’t
Centre, gadgets reduce brain you’re full, and a try to eat it alone. suggest ignoring your
production of melatonin 28% increase in ghrelin, A study published girlfriend or kids at the
— a hormone that helps which triggers hunger. in Physiology & dinner table — but a
you sleep — by 22%, Ditch the iPad after 9pm Behaviour proved that weekday lunch is one
while the University to bag more shut-eye eating with people you meal you can enjoy
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sleep loss sparks an to a better body. focus and causes you your family hate you.
Muesli may look like a cold version of porridge but scientists from Sydney University
found that porridge’s gloopy consistency makes it twice as filling, even when the
portions contain the same amount of calories, so you’ll find it easier to reject that
mid-morning office doughnut. 19. Take a morning walk
■ Yes, walking obviously burns a few calories, but it’s the
timing that really matters. Scientists at Brigham Young
University in the US found that 45 minutes of moderate
State of porridgin’:
exercise in the morning reduces the desire for food later
Its density fills
you up faster. in the day — giving you a 24-hour fat-dodging bonus.
24.
BUY A HEAVIER SPOON
INVESTING IN WEIGHTIER,
higher-quality cutlery won’t
just impress your guests
at dinner parties — it’ll
automatically slash your
food intake. Research at
Oxford University showed
that heavier cutlery
captures your attention
when you eat and tricks
your brain into thinking
your food tastes better.
With a happy belly you
won’t be raiding the snack
cupboard two hours later.
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STOCK UP ON OLIVE OIL BAG A BREAK
If you can’t ditch your using olive oil instead If you enjoy running, break during cardio
passion for belly- of butter causes diners rowing or cycling in exercise helps you
bloating buns and to eat 23% less bread the gym during your metabolise more fat
loaves, slosh some and consume 16% lunch hour, take a than simply exercising
olive oil over your bread fewer calories overall, break halfway through without stopping.
and you’ll eat much so your stomach will the session and Try nailing that three-
less. A study in the soon look more like a you’ll nuke more fat. minute plank you’ve
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Of Obesity showed that like a burger bun. found that taking a you’re resting.
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Q
What muscle is
the best signal of
full-body strength?
A: The forearm
Hand-grip strength
is a good predictor
of total-body
muscular strength
and endurance,
according to a
study in the Journal
Of Strength And
Conditioning
Research — while
other studies show
that a powerful
grip’s also linked
to longevity.
Strengthen
yours with fat-
grip moves: wrap
a towel around
the bar before
rows, curls or
deadlifts, and you’ll
strengthen your
grip alongside your
other muscles.
Q
both exercises, and
muscular activation
in the latissimus dorsi
— the biggest muscles
of the back — was
roughly the same
for both.
The difference?
Are dumbbells or Chinups average
barbells better for higher activation
in the biceps, while
chest growth? pullups make the
lower trapezius
muscles — the
A: Dumbells triangle-shaped bit
in the middle of your
True, you can For a high- back — work harder, so
probably shift more definition finisher, it’s worth doing both.
weight with a bar. do a final set of Combine them as a
But technically, pushups on a finisher: set a timer
the main function medicine ball, and do sets of two to
of the pectoral stopping at the four pullups every 30
muscles during top of each rep to seconds — then when
pressing exercise “squeeze” your you can’t do any more,
is “transverse hands together as switch to chinups and
adduction”, or hard as possible — carry on.
bringing the you’ll feel your pecs
arms towards the activate. Hold for
centre of the body. five seconds, then
Obviously, there’s do four more reps
a limit to how much for a set.
you can change
your arm position
with a bar, but
dumbbells will give
you a longer range
of motion: let your
hands go below
chest level at the
bottom of the move
and then bring the
dumbbells together
at the top.
Q
Which athletes
have the best
calf strength?
A: Dancers
Jumping and
sprinting are
highly dependent
on your posterior
chain — that’s your
glutes, hamstrings
and back muscles
— which is why it’s
Q
possible to have
tiny calves and
still be successful
in anything from
basketball to the
100m hurdles. One
place you can’t
get away with it,
though, is ballet.
Name the three
To stand in the muscles in your
position known
as demi-pointe,
upper arm
dancers train for
up to ten hours a
A: The biceps, triceps and brachialis
day, mostly with
a variation of the
You probably got your muscles
calf raise known
the first two, but throughout each
as the relevé.
it’s the third you curl, then pause
“A normal person
should focus on for two seconds
should be able to
if you’re heading at the top of each
do 20 single-leg
for the gun show. rep, trying to
calf raises on each
The brachialis squash your biceps
side,” says trainer
sits directly with your forearm.
Chad Waterbury.
underneath the Do ten reps, then
“But most people
biceps and plays a finish the set
can’t. Do three or
key role in making with a 20-second
four unsupported
your arms look squeeze. You will
calf raises on each
bigger. Training burn — but you
side to activate
with hammer- will grow.
your ankle
grip curls will help,
muscles, then
but it’s not the full
put your fingers
story — as speed
against a wall or
of movement
desk for balance
increases,
while you do an
brachialis
all-out set on each
activation
side, starting with
downshifts,
your strongest
pushing more
leg. Repeat three
stress onto the
times a day, take
biceps. Fix them
48 hours off, then
with super-slow
do it again. In a
curls: squeeze
couple of weeks
you’ll have bigger,
stronger calves.”
Tights optional.
Q
What’s the best
piece of equipment
for building a
stronger core?
A: The abs wheel
0-2
Do you even science,
3-4
Not bad, but a quick
5-6
You certainly know your
7-8
Near-flawless, as long
bro? Nobody’s saying refresher wouldn’t hurt. gastrocnemius from as you’re converting
you need a degree in Ask a PT what muscle your gracilis (probably), those brains into gains
biology, but knowing groups you’re working but there’s room for by hitting the iron as
which muscles you’re during your next session: improvement. well as the books.
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of muscle growth. But, amazingly, science is only now discovering
exactly how much protein we should be getting and — just as
impor tant — when we should be getting it.
A small plastic pouch filled with who studies how protein supports
muscle growth, tells me that 110g per
dark brown, organic matter arrived
day should be ample. I bump up my
at my doorstep today. No, I didn’t intake accordingly, nearly doubling it.
immediately bolt down the stairs Two weeks later I’ve dropped
in hot pursuit of some teenagers. 2.2kg — most of it off my belly.
Instead, I took a closer look and I’m stacking on extra weights for
found that the bag actually contained chest and shoulder presses. But the
something else entirely: dead most profound change is in recovery.
crickets. Alex Drysdale, founder of The throbbing quads and calves I’d
Crik Nutrition, was so eager for me sufer after long runs? Gone. And when
to sample his lagship product that I overload my muscles while lifting
he shipped it express via DHL from (think: big burn), the soreness lasts for
his office in Winnipeg, Canada. mere hours instead of days.
Now I crave protein like a drug. I eat
I just hadn’t expected it so soon.
it in the morning and, as you’ll soon
Drysdale, a former communications technician who quit his job last year to cash in
learn why, before bed. I eat everything
on today’s protein boom, swears that his critters “are loaded with nutrients because from omelettes to salmon to crushed
they’re made from whole, crushed-up cricket — you’re eating the exoskeleton and insects that look like shit. And here’s
all the organs”. I try not to picture cricket guts when I open the pouch and take the thing: I’ve never felt better.
a whif. Surprisingly, the smell is sweet and nutty. Feeling ballsier than usual, I shove Later, when I convey my experience
a spoonful in my mouth. Compared with gritty whey and soy powder varieties, to Dr Robert Wolfe, one of the early
this stuf dissolves instantly on my tongue and tastes like almonds and honey. pioneers in protein science, he’s not
surprised. “When you look at the
Crik is just the latest form of protein I’ve happily eaten lately; research, it’s impossible not to be
the others include protein-infused granola, protein pancakes, impressed with the beneits of a higher
high-protein Greek yoghurts and the gamut of powders — whey, proportion of protein than the RDI in the diet,” he says. Eat more protein
soy, pea, hemp and now cricket. The protein industry reaps about and “by and large, you’re going to be itter”.
$9 billion annually, a igure that’s quadrupled since 2005. Some
dismiss this as just another leeting food fad, the result of a connection WHAT’S “ENOUGH” PROTEIN — AND WHAT’S TOO MUCH?
to certain popular high-protein diets, such as Paleo. A few experts
claim we’re eating too much protein. But, I’m happy to report, Despite everything we know about the connection between protein
scientists who study protein insist otherwise. and muscle growth (for the record, protein refers to the amino acids
For the record, the Australian Recommended Dietary Intake (RDI) from foods that our bodies require to be healthy and strong but don’t
oicially recommends just 0.75g of protein per kilo of body weight. produce intrinsically), it wasn’t until very recently that scientists began
“That’s designed for the average person to just exist — hang out, to determine just how much protein we should be eating, what types
watch TV, do whatever,” says Dr Mike Nelson, an exercise physiologist (animal or plant), when (morning or evening) and how much.
and fitness coach who espouses a high-protein diet. “But,” adds “Back in the early 1980s, we used to think that if you averaged out
Nelson, “if you’re not the average person, and you’re exercising more your recommended protein intake over a week, you were OK,” says
intensely, you’re going to need more protein.” Dr Nancy Rodriguez, a professor of nutritional studies at the University
At 73kg, the RDI puts me at 55g per day, which is hardly more than Of Connecticut in the US. “But fast-forward 10 years, and we realised it
a cup of Greek yoghurt at breakfast and a small chicken breast for wasn’t just having protein every two or three days. You should be eating
lunch, with zero protein for dinner. But based on recent indings, it every day and distributing it among meals and snacks.”
protein scientists now advise at least 1.4g per kilo and up to 1.6g if For decades, dietitians and trainers generally adhered to the RDI.
you’re doing intensive weight training (more than two hours daily) But Dr Donald Layman, a US professor of nutrition, suspected this
and want to bulk up fast — which would put my recommended intake number might be too low. Often regarded as a leader in protein
at almost 120g per day, divided into four servings, consumed roughly requirements, Layman had been investigating how humans
four hours apart. Because I exercise ive or six days a week, Dr Stuart metabolised amino acids and whether there was a threshold amount
Phillips, a professor of kinesiology at McMaster University in Canada, required to trigger protein synthesis, the biological mechanism that
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rebuild cells. But to determine what happens at night, van Loon Based on his results, van Loon recommends a “fourth meal”
had to pinpoint the exact where and when of this process. So at a of protein 30 minutes before bedtime — that would be about 30g for
university animal research facility in the Netherlands, he rigged a guy my size. But keep calories low, since anything in addition to
a Holstein cow with intravenous tubing and pumped in $40,000 the protein isn’t going to burn of. Good choices are Greek yoghurt,
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worth of chemical compounds called tracers that allow scientists cottage cheese or a protein smoothie, assuming you minimise sugary
to follow them throughout the body. From the cow’s milk, illers like berries and juice. “Protein prior to sleep gives you a greater
van Loon derived a protein supplement he could give to window of opportunity to facilitate muscle reconditioning,” van Loon
human test subjects and then track the amino acids throughout says. “It turns out that nighttime is an unused period when you can
their bodies. “I could see the digestion and absorption, how much of stimulate the adaptive response to exercise.”
the protein becomes available in the circulation, and how much
of what you eat lands in the muscle over a few hours,” he explains. WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO GET YOUR PROTEIN HIGH?
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at roughly $5 for a 32g serving of protein — also the most expensive. Both Phillips and Paddon-Jones recount tale shared among protein
Primarily, though, I rely on protein-packed basics like yoghurt, eggs, geeks, which involves a team of Aussie Rules players. During the
peanut butter and cheese. For breakfast, I do one cup of nonfat Greek of-season they’d meet every Friday at a gym for weight training.
yoghurt, blended with blueberry keir, a tablespoon of peanut butter Afterward, they’d go drinking at a nearby pub.
and a teaspoon of honey. I follow my late-morning workout with “No one was getting stronger,” Paddon-Jones says. A coach with a
a whey smoothie, using the provided scoop to get the correct amount hunch about the booze changed their training to Tuesdays — a less
of protein, then sweeten it with whatever fruit happens to be in convenient night to souse it up — “and they put on a ton of muscle
the fridge — and call that lunch. Dinner varies, but the main dish is mass and strength. Alcohol was shutting down protein synthesis.”
almost always a high-protein whole food, such as pork or salmon, Last year, Phillips led the irst-ever experiment to test the theory.
eyeballing the portions to get roughly 250g. Before bed, I might snack He gathered eight men ages 21 to 26 and put them through an exercise
on a bowl of cottage cheese topped with sliced chicken or turkey routine that included weightlifting, cycling and high-intensity interval
breast, dishing it out based on the serving-size info on the packaging. training. After the workout, he gave them each 50g of protein over a
After two weeks, not only do I feel great but also — as previously four-hour period and then got them trashed. Over the subsequent
mentioned — I’m 2.2kg lighter, chiely because protein makes me feel eight hours, he took tissue biopsies from their quad muscles. The
fuller and satiated (which keeps me from snacking), and because of result: muscle-protein synthesis had dropped by 24% compared with
protein’s thermic efects (I actually burn calories while digesting it). his control group, who got protein but no booze. “Eight solid drinks
I notice something else with my new diet: I’m always thirsty. As it of vodka deinitely messed up their muscles’ ability to utilise protein,”
turns out, protein is hygroscopic, which means it attracts water like he says. “Alcohol afects your ability to regenerate and repair muscle
iron ilings to a magnet. “If you shift to high-protein, you should drink and get it ready for a subsequent workout. If you’re an athlete,
50% more water than you were drinking before,” Layman advises. consuming more than one or two drinks a day is not recommended.”
Besides dehydration, what other potential risks might protein There’s still one question that can’t be overlooked:
pose? Low-carb diets, like the Atkins, which became popular in the how will consuming 100-plus grams of protein a day for years
’90s, preached all-you-can-eat protein. You can ill up on steak and on end impact long-term muscle health? “We can’t answer that
eggs as long as you limit carbs. With Atkins, protein functions like quite yet,” Layman says. One sure fact: men in their mid-40s will
an inert, low-calorie iller: consume enough of it and you’ll be too ind that their muscles begin to naturally shrink. “As we get older,
stufed to eat more. (In contrast, the Paleo diet embraces protein we’re less eicient at turning protein into muscle,” Layman says.
for its superior nutritional value. But it falls short because it doesn’t This has led nutritionists to assume that adults need less protein
prescribe how much to eat or when. It also rejects dairy — even Greek as we age. Having documented what high protein does
yoghurt, which research has identiied as a superlative protein.) for younger men, scientists now challenge
At the height of the Atkins craze, reports of health problems that assumption and plan to conduct
surfaced, the most serious being kidney failure. I ask Phillips whether longitudinal studies to track men and their
I should be concerned, and I’m told no. Because many of the Atkins muscles over a lifetime.
dieters were overweight, he explains, they were also “verging on When such a study occurs, I tell
type-2 diabetes”, a disease that can include kidney dysfunction. Layman he should enlist my dad,
“But as the circular logic went, the high protein caused the kidney who turned 82 last month and
failure in the irst place, and that’s not true. There’s no evidence remains an avid athlete.
of that.” The other myth is “protein is bad for your bones”, Rodriguez He devours chicken and
says. The theory used to be that protein-rich foods nudged your salmon, plays tennis with
body’s pH balance toward higher acidity — and too much acid would guys half his age and often
leach minerals like calcium from bones and lead to osteoporosis. But begins his day by paddling
current research proves just the opposite: protein increases bone his kayak 3km.
density by improving calorie absorption. “We’re realising that eating Is it protein, exercise,
adequate protein, along with calcium, is good for bones,” Rodriguez lucky genes or all three?
says. In a 2008 study in The American Journal Of Clinical Nutrition, No matter. The jump
Layman wrote, “Higher protein diets are associated with greater in strength and recovery
bone mass and fewer fractures when calcium intake is adequate.” I begin to experience
As I worked to harness the beneits of protein, I discovered that after disregarding the RDI
the plant-based soy doesn’t build muscle as fast as animal protein or and doubling my protein
whey. “Soy is about 60% as efective as whey,” says Layman. “But if intake is reason enough
you use a small enough amount, say 12 to 15g, you will get no muscle- to stick with it long term.
building efects.” I also learnt about one big protein no-no: booze. Bring on the crickets. ■
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The “inish” is maybe two metres away, but at this point it hardly matters.
I’m dangling three metres in the air, completely sapped of energy and doing
my best just to hold on as a razor-like burn courses through my forearms and
shoulders. Below me, a it young crowd has assembled — it’s the type of
“grab life by the short and curlies” scene reminiscent of a beer commercial
— and I try to regain my focus as they ofer words of encouragement. But the
truth is, I can’t. Bizarrely, I’ve started laughing, as if in some state of itness-inspired euphoria.
If I were to fall and break my neck, I think to myself as the Black Keys come wafting up through the
rafters, at least I’m not in a gym that’s playing ‘Uptown Funk’. My ingers give out, and I fall backward
for the fourth time today (by now, I’ve perfected my Hans Gruber–in–Die Hard impersonation),
and I land gently on the soft padding below.
“Gravity — it’s the great equaliser, man,” says Mike Stewart, defying gravity, scurrying her way up an incline with the ease of an
general manager of the Brooklyn Boulders climbing gyms in ant climbing a blade of grass. When no one’s paying attention,
New York and one of my climbing partners for the day. If you I quietly haul myself to my feet, reapply some chalk to my hands
were looking to cast a movie about rock climbers, Stewart and march back to the wall.
would be your guy. Cut and compact, with short, mussed
brown hair, he has that halo of rugged outdoorsy-ness that
gives you the impression he leads expeditions up Kilimanjaro CALLING ROCK CLIMBING A SPORT IS A DISSERVICE; IT ’S MORE
on the weekends. “Gravity doesn’t care how much money like an obsession. And for a long time I was among the obsessed.
you have, what school you went to, what demographic you Like a lot of male climbers out there, I irst got into the sport
are — it’s indiscriminate. You’re going to fail, and you’re going because of a girl. It was her hobby, and she was consistently better
to fall.” Out of context it doesn’t sound like much of a pep talk, at it than I was, which drove me to log serious hours inside dank and
but sitting there on the padded loor, surrounded by climbers dark climbing gyms in hopes of impressing her. Admittedly, I never
of all stripes and skill levels, it’s surprisingly motivational. did meet her skill level, but I did get really it as I tried.
There’s no shame in failing here. That was four years ago.
In fact, it’s the failing part that keeps you coming back. Today, rock climbing — and the chic rock-climbing gym, in
I just wish I could fail at the level I used to. It’s been more particular — is one of the fastest-growing fitness trends in the
than four years since I laid a chalky hand on a climbing wall, world. “Over the past three years we’ve had pretty much double-
and my former skills have all but evaporated. “The sport can digit growth,” says Mike Helt, editor in chief of Climbing Business
be pretty unforgiving in that respect,” says Luke Livesey, Journal. “Almost every state and almost every major metropolitan
Brooklyn Boulders’ head climbing instructor. “If you don’t area has a climbing gym.” The Sydney Indoor Climbing Gym is
climb for even a few weeks, you really feel it when you come a massive 3,700 square metre facility that has hosted World Youth
back.” Although I used to climb at an intermediate level, and Oceania Climbing Championships. While in Melbourne, the
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today I may as well be a beginner. I can feel it in my hands and Cliffhanger Climbing Gym boasts the highest walls — 20m — in the
forearms. I can especially feel it in my back — imagine doing southern hemisphere. In the US, Stone Summit in Atlanta, Georgia,
15 pullups and then immediately trying to hoist yourself up a features towering four-story climbing walls alongside gleaming,
rope, and that’s basically how the last third of any climb feels. modern gym equipment and a rock slide. And then there’s Vertical
But fortunately, in climbing, diiculty isn’t really a matter Endeavors in Minnesota and Chicago, the biggest rock climbing
of the steepness of the grade; it’s the pattern and protrusion gyms in the country with 4,200 square metres of climbing wall each.
of holds that form what’s known as the route. My current But no other gym represents the new “climbing-gym lifestyle”
white whale is this moderate-grade zigzag of yellow lumps quite like Brooklyn Boulders, with headquarters in Brooklyn,
stretching just 5m in the air. New York but currently expanding all over North America.
As I sit there and begin to recalculate my approach to the The brand is doubling down on a strategy that has made rock
route, I notice, like everyone else in the enormous room, climbing all the rage among a new breed of itness junkies, namely
a microsize girl on a nearby, prohibitively diicult climb, millennials and Silicon Valley types. “Most people think in terms of
who has apparently discovered some wizard’s spell for work-live-play, in that order,” Stewart says. “But we prefer to think
of it as play-live-work.” He says that’s a philosophy long embraced
by the Facebooks and the Googles of the world, what with their
expansive toy-and-amenity-festooned campuses that include rock-
climbing walls amid conference rooms and cubicles.
IT FELT LIKE SOMEONE “We saw that people would bring their work to the gym,” says
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2B 3
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SQUAT TO WALK
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Sets: 4 Reps: 6–8
Rest: 0 sec.
PULLUP LEG CURL
Sets: 4 Reps: 8–10 Sets: 4 Reps: As many
Stand with feet hip- Rest: 0 sec. as possible Rest: 60 sec.
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barbell up to your shins. with your hands twice your heels on a Swiss
Bend down to grasp shoulder-width apart. ball. Brace your abs and
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you’re standing with
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1B
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1A SQUAT
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Hold a dumbbell in each chin and perform the
hand and stand lunge front squat as described
length in front of a on Day I.
bench. Rest the top of
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1C
knees and lower your JEFFERSON
body until your rear SQUAT
knee nearly touches Sets: 4 Reps: 12–15
the floor. Keep your Rest: 60 sec.
torso upright.
Straddle a barbell with
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forward each set.
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2A
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Rest: 0 sec.
2B
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Sets: 4 Reps: 8–10
Rest: 0 sec.
2C
INCLINE 3A 3B
DUMBBELL HANGING HANGING
PRESS LEG RAISE KNEE RAISE
Sets: 4 Reps: 10–12 Sets: 3 Reps: As many Sets: 3 Reps: As many
Rest: 0 sec. as possible Rest: 0 sec. as possible Rest: 60 sec.
Set an adjustable bench IF YOUR Hang from a pullup bar Bend your knees
to a 30- to 45-degree TORSO BENDS and extend your legs 90 degrees and raise
angle. Hold a dumbbell BACKWARD beneath you. Brace them to hip level.
in each hand and press ON THE PRESS, your abs and raise
them over your chest. LIGHTEN THE your legs until your
WEIGHT. toes touch the bar.
P H A S E I I : 3 W E E K S : D AY I I
1A
SUMO
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Sets: 4 Reps: 6–8
Rest: 0 sec.
2A
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ROW
Sets: 4 Reps: 8–10 (each
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Hold a dumbbell in
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pushup position with
your feet spread wide.
Brace your abs and
shift your weight to the
left side. Row the right-
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2B 3A
CABLE ROW WEIGHTED
TO NECK SWISS BALL
Sets: 4 Reps: 10–12
Rest: 0 sec.
CRUNCH
Sets: 3 Reps: 8–10
Attach a rope handle Rest: 0 sec.
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the handle to your neck, your abs. Raise your
flaring your elbows out. upper back off the
ball while driving your
2C lower back into the ball,
NEUTRAL- contracting your abs.
GRIP LAT 3B
PULLDOWN SWISS BALL
Sets: 4 Reps: 12–15
Rest: 60 sec. CRUNCH
Secure your knees Sets: 3 Reps: As many
as possible Rest: 60 sec.
under the pad of a
lat-pulldown station Perform the same
and attach a V-grip crunch movement
handle to the pulley. but without the
Pull the handle to weight plate.
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Each of these moves comes with
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Do the sets and reps shown for
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A B
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