Spankrupt

Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at http://archiveofourown.org/works/8208593.

Rating: Explicit
Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category: M/M
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Relationship: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Additional Tags: Humor, Smut, Explicit Language, Sexual Content
Language: English
Collections: The Hex Files
Stats: Published: 2006-01-29 Words: 128 Chapters: 1/1
 Spankrupt
by VCCV

Summary

Draco should never have taken that bet.

Notes

Note from SeparatriX, the archivist: this story was originally archived at The Hex Files,
which was closed for financial and health reasons. To preserve the archive, I began manually
importing its works to the AO3 as an Open Doors-approved project in August 2016. I e-
mailed all creators about the move and posted announcements, but may not have reached
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A birthday drabble for Calanthe, who has surpassed every word choice out there for "most
difficult" *LOL* Here is your drabble containing the words: spankrupt, nipplecakes and
spankerchief.

“Whoohoo, baby! Take it off!”

The catcalls were infuriating Harry. He couldn’t believe Draco was stupid enough to bet with
the Twins without knowing the loser’s consequence. Never would have happened had Harry
known that Draco would be stripping—as a woman—in a Muggle club.

“Look at those nipplecakes! Mmmmhmmm!”

Harry glowered.

“Yeah, honey! Gonna need my spankerchief soon!”

That was it. Harry stood to bludgeon the baboon howling at his boyfriend…when the potion
suddenly wore off. Baboon’s expression when he saw Draco’s huge cock swaying in his face?
Priceless.

Harry grinned. “Looks like you’ve just been spankrupted.”

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