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RBY ADIRA
SLAT TERY
Game Design by Adira Slattery
Art & Layout by Maria Mison

Special thanks to Fen, Alexa, Ditey, Will, Ava and Valis

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Hivemind Press
Published April 2022
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BY ADIRA
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 H OW TO PLAY..
CARZ.
TAGS
Everything is made of tags. Characters have tags,
vehicles have tags, places have tags, stuff has tags. Tags
tags tags tags tags. Nouns, adjectives, whatever! They
say what you’re good at and what you’re bad at. They say
what things are. QUINTESSENCE

Whenever you encounter something in the game,

describe it with tags. Say it out loud with bold letters.
Things that are more interesting have more tags.

THE GARBAGE PLAYER

One person is gunna inhabit the universe and play the
ensemble of situations that will befall you all. They could
tell a story with like a plot if they want to, or maybe the
other players just drive out onto the fucked up landscape
and the Garbage Player is just reacting.

The Garbage player is responsible for like…

๏ Declaring the Tags of the whole wide world
๏ Inhabiting people, sentient toasters, or what have
you that y’all meet
๏ Grouping play into scenes, little vignettes of action
๏ Figuring out what happens when shit explodes
๏ Making said explosion noises with their mouth
BOOM KAPOW BLAM PSHEW

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 Garbage!
Unlike the rest of you, the Garbage Player doesn’t make like a
specific avatar for them to embody in the story. They take a
birds eye view on shit, and also play the antagonists when it
hits the fan.

Get some notecards or scrap paper, since most of what you

will be doing is saying what Tags random stuff has. Go
somewhere new? That place probably has a Tag or two. Y’all
encounter a dude with a name like “Jingle the Destroyer”?
Definitely got some tags. Eat a great breakfast? Nice, I love
breakfast.

What was I saying?

Oh right, you also don’t need to keep any of the Tags secret
and don’t hesitate to like ask for suggestions. Bribe the other
players if you have to, coming up with all this garbage is hard
work. Plus also there’s lots of tables of tags here in this book.
Maybe use those?
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 12
3 -4 ?

THERE’S
DICE
IN THIS
??
Rolling piles of dice is how you do stuff. Six
sided dice. Proper square ones, y’know? And you try to
get matching dice! You want longer strings of matching
dice, and only count the biggest one you get.

You get 3 dice to start, and then can get more based on
Tags. One for each Tag that applies favorably to the
situation you’re rolling for. Sometimes Tags might hurt
though, and then those take away one of your dice.
Rude! But you always roll at least 3 dice, no matter how
much the odds are stacked against you.

Your Garbage Player can help figure all that out, as you
shouldn’t just think about your own but also the Tags
that apply to enemies or hazards.

When should you roll dice? When it’s interesting! If you

don’t think it’d be fun to fail, then like don’t roll. If you
haven’t rolled in a while, go to town. When in doubt, see
what the Garbage Player thinks.

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 YAHTZEE #
!
No Match - Bummer, bad shit and you fail.
Doubles - You do it but something bad happens.
Triples - Solidly do it well.
Quad - Smash that thing, you’re golden!
55555 - Behold, Yahtzee

Only count your largest match. If you roll four dice and get
two pairs, that’s just doubles baby.

Going Turbo - Once per session you can roll with 3 BONUS
DICE, and you can declare you’re going Turbo before or
after you roll. I’m not the boss of you.

ALSO sometimes the game wants you to use 20 sided dice

for stuff, like some random tables and also the momentum
of CARZ. It’s no big deal.

FAILURE
The Garbage Player can be determining what shape a lot of
that failure looks like if you need. Make failure fun, but if you
don’t have any good ideas you can always get hurt. When in
doubt, blow something up.

#@
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 LEVEL
SETTING
READING THIS MESS
First off, we're gunna be in this colloquial style the whole
time. Also this game contains lots of rules and descriptions,
but it's up to you the reader to engage with it in a way that
makes sense to you. Maybe the Garbage Player doesn't ever
roll dice, or maybe they only do if a fistfight breaks out. If
you need specific clarification on a rule, please don't hesitate
to just do what feels the best and that everyone playing
enjoys.

This book is filled with tools and you should use them to
play the game your way. That is left as an exercise to the
reader, you need to talk with your group about what you
wanna do. Do you wanna do lots of combat? Do you wanna
play a game about racing? Is the landfill hiding some dark
secret? Make sure everybody is on the same page so you
can all have fun.

Also, this game is filled with tables that are designed to

randomly give you something. You can either roll dice for a
random result or just pick from any of the lists whenever
you need something. And if you don’t like a result when it’s
random, you could pick a new one. Who’s looking too close
at what you roll?

Above all else, just be loose and go with the flow.

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SAFETY
Look, this game deals with some heavy stuff in a lighthearted
way. Be sure to have a conversation before play so that you
can be open to any spaces that anyone is aware of that the
game will need to avoid if necessary, but do not pressure
anybody to disclose any issues they do not wish to.

Make sure to keep in mind that this game contains references

to violence, death, sex, gore, alcohol, cosmic horror, and
monstrousness. Keep an open door and check in with your
other players during play. If something happens you are
uncomfortable with or need to process, do not hesitate to
bring it up.

I recommend you use whatever safety tools you are

comfortable with. If you see the words “safety tools” here and
go “Man, I don’t need those fuck that” then I say FUCK YOU!
DON’T PLAY MY FUCKING GAME! Like I can’t stop you now
that’s in your hands, but I can hate you. Use common decency
and nazis can fuck right off.

??! U
C K Y O
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GENDER AND DISABILITY
In this game, weird is good. The weirder the better, I
always say. You out here in the hyperpop apocalypse trying
to be “normal” and “cis” and “neurotypical”??? Wow nice
pronouns, your mom pick em out for you.

In a post-human world like this one, we’re not about

moving past social constructs like gender and disability.
We’re making them weirder and cooler and sexier and
fuckin better. You aren’t thriving because you’ve
“overcome” your disability. You aren’t deserving of love
because you’ve got a respectful binary gender. You
understand yourself and, reaching out with grasping
paws, pluck joy from the universe.

I am a transgender disabled queer fuckhead. You don’t

gotta be one to play, but you’re in our world buddy.

Xoxo!
 C HARACTE
CREATION R
OKAY so you gotta make a character. Every player,
except the Garbage Player, makes a MUTANT. A
combination of alien exhaust fumes, cosmic refuse,
and millions of years of human bullshit have warped
everyone and everything on Earth.

VITALS
Health: Add 2 six sided dice for random or just use 7
Bulk: 1: That’s a 1. This means you’re basically person
or bicycle sized.
10 tags, must be at least one in each category
One background (which is also really a tag when you
think about it)
Characters will also earn Lessons as play goes on, but
right now they know jack shit about fuck all.

STUFF
Whatever makes sense. Like if you think you should
have a sword or a water bottle, write it down. Give
your stuff a tag or two each. And if you're playing and
it's like "Gosh, makes no sense that I wouldn't have
binoculars" then just have a pair.

TAGS!
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TAGS!
 BACKGROUNDS
1-2 Lunar You’re from the fucking moon, you complete
asshole! wHY’D YOU COME DOWN HERE
THIS PLACE SUCKS

3-4 Idealist You believe in something! Like the common

good of man, or the triumph of nature, or
communism. And that’s just nice y’know.

5-6 You fix shit! People, trucks, motorcycles, it’s all

Tinkerer the same. You just love fiddlin with the bits,
and the sense of a job well done.

7-8 You have no clue what is going on! Maybe

Sheltered you grew up underground, or you’re just
really oblivious. But it’s all gunna
catch up to you now, sorry.

9-10 You’re a big meanie! You hurt people for

Enforcer money, food, fun, anything. Generally on
behalf of a bigger/meaner person.

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11-12 You’ve worked your ass off! The cogs of
Laborer society try to keep turning, and they demand
bodies to crush in their teeth. Fucked that it’s
your body tho.

13-14 You do wild shit! You’re an adrenaline seeker

Daredevil with no sense of self preservation. And
honestly it’s very fun, more power to you.

15-16 You’re rootless! You travel around, always

Wanderer have. There’s a lot to see, and lots of places to
get lost. Are you trying to find something? Or
just bored?

17-18 You just got here! Somebody just marooned

Garbage you here from space. You’re politically
incoveneint or maybe just pissed off your ex.
Also an Alien.

19-20 You’re something else! Maybe you’re a living

Wacky skeleton, or a glowing nuclear robot, or a
badger who can say swears. Go hog wild.

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 TAGS
Random tags are in big tables. You generate them with a
two digit code made by using two six sided math rocks. One
is the “tens” place and the second is the “ones” place. Or like
you could just roll one dice twice.

Also you can write anything you feel thematically fits and
don’t need to just use the options presented here in the
book. Just probably a good idea to check in with your
Garbage Player for a once over.

Read 2 dice like this:

16 61

CROSZ*

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 CARNAGE
11 Blood
12 Guts
13 Vomit
14 Tears 41 Fists
15 Sweat 42 Chokehold
16 Bone 43 Hamstring
44 Pin
21 Flare 45 Disarm
22 Roadsign 46 Curbstomp
23 Chain
24 Broken Bottle 51 Landmine
25 Screwdriver 52 Grenade
26 Tire Iron 53 Gasoline
54 Cannonball
31 Revolver 55 Molotov
32 Rifle 56 Dynamite
33 Shotgun
34 Submachine Gun 61 Lance
35 Nailgun 62 Harpoon
36 Heavy Gun 63 Blade
64 Axe
65 Bow & Arrow
66 Big Rock
 AUTOMOBILE
11 Big Rig
12 Pickup
13 Van
14 Sportscar
15 Motorcycle
16 Hatchback

21 Gas Tank
22 Tires
23 Windshield
24 Brakes
25 Headlights
26 Exhaust

31 Engine
32 Battery
33 Bumpers
34 Shifter
35 Steering Wheel
36 Speakers

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MOBIL
41 Floor It

Pick- up! 42 Hotwire

43 Tune Up
44 Buff Out
45 Jury Rig
46 Burnout

51 Ram
52 Drift
53 Jump
54 Doughnut
55 Tail
56 Bootlegger

61 Hold On
62 Leap
63 Tuck and Roll
64 Switch Seats
65 Lean Out
66 Ride Shotgun

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 R ADICAL
11 Befriend
12 Argue
13 Lie 51 Speech
14 Threaten 52 Chitchat
15 Compliment 53 Slander
16 Honesty 54 Gossip
55 Swear
21 Glitter 56 Dazzle
22 Hair
23 Spray Paint 61 Kiss
24 Leather Jacket 62 Sigh
25 Tattoos 63 Complain
26 Piercings 64 Whisper
65 Handshake
31 Pickpocket
32 Cheat
33 Hide
66 Riot
TAG-EM
34 Slink
35 Misdirect
36 Shhhhhhh

41 Smile
42 Frown
43 Snarl
44 Cry
45 Wink
46 Scream

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 Z ETA
11 Extra Brains
12 Extra Mouths 51 Mask
13 Extra Arms 52 Cloak
14 Extra Toes 53 Rags
15 Extra Eyes 54 Glasses
16 Extra Organs 55 Gloves
56 Boots
21 Tusks
22 Tentacles 61 Thermonuclear
23 Tail 62 Fusion
24 Venom 63 Radiation
25 Fur 64 Neon
26 Scales 65 Reactor
66 Waste
M! 31 Fire
32 Water
33 Wind
34 Rock
35 Electricity
36 Wood

41 Adamant
42 Baleful
43 Endemic
44 Luminous
45 Noxious
46 Verdant
 GETTING
WRECKED
Sometimes you wanna beat down. So, if you’re
rolling dice to hurt people you can make them lose
Health. Deal an amount of damage equal to the length of
your largest match. So like if you rolled three 4s, a 2, and a
5, you’d deal 3 damage. Give that damage a +1 if whatever
it is causing that damage is “BIG” compared to what’s
getting hurt. Like getting hit by a car or an explosion for
most people.

If you get a lasting Injury, like you take a bunch of damage

or it narratively makes sense, then take it as a Tag.

Random Injuries
1 Burned 4 Chewed
2 Missing Organ 5 Stabbed
3 Broken 6 Fucked Up

WRECKE
 FUCKING DEAD
O
Wait, what if you run out of Health??? Well then you’re dead.
Death shouldn’t happen by accident, and you’ll hopefully be
able to see when your decisions are leading up to it. But like
death can also be hilarious, and isn’t even permanent in our
dumpster future.

If you’re lucky, your buddies can drag your body to a glowing

green Lazarus void. They’re a combination of alien radiator
fluid and the collective human unconscious. Then you’ll be
right as rain! Probably. People don’t always come out right
when the void’s done with them.

Gain a new Tag to represent the experience (maybe roll on

that table?). But what do you care, you’re a weird mutant
already!

ED!
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AZARUS

RANDOM LAZARUS QUIRKS (roll 2 dice)

# Quirk Example Tags
2 There’s two of you??? The Evil Twin, Partner in Crime,
Doubled
3 Fuck, is that a new Wings, Three Arms, Bonus
limb? Head
4 Not all your bones Wandering Rib, Outside
stay put Skeleton, Pokey
5 You run on fuel. Diesel, Gas Guzzler, Coal
Burning
6 Extra bits, new Fingers, Toes, Spleens, Teeth
game+
7 You’re fine! Really Void Tourist, Normie, Hiding
guys, they’re fine! Something
8 Something’s No Pupils, Heartless,
missing... Forgotten
9 Sometimes you turn Spooky, Transparent,
into a ghost Poltergeist
10 You can see the The Sight, Third Eye, Window
fucking future Brain
11 Shit, you can eat Ironjaw, Rustdrinker,
metal Robozombie
12 You shoot goddamn Blaster, Eye Beams, Grenade
lasers

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PERCEPTION
Sometimes you wanna look around and investigate shit. So
you ask questions, and the Garbage Player answers. Choose
one category as a lens to view the world around you for this
scene. You can ask a number of questions based on how
many tags you have in that category, and they have to be
about the category. Also, you can only do perception like
this once a scene. Afterwards you gotta make rolls to figure
out the answers for any other questions you come up with.

Carnage Danger, Did I piss him off ? Is he a

murder, wounds better fighter than me? How
(violence is the much will this hurt?
answer)

Automob CARZ YO How fast are they? How many

iles Driving, repair, wheels do they have? How
etc etc many people are in there?

Radical Social situations Are they friends or just

and coworkers? Did she see that?
motherfucking What’s worth more here?
crime
Zeta Weird shit!! What the hell is that? Why the
The unknown... fuck is that happening? How
does this even work?

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 LESSONS
Okay so people can change and grow when they encounter
shit; failing spectacularly and succeeding massively.
Challenges, emotional upheavals, hell just time passing. All of
it contributes to things like self actualization, fulfillment, and
just plain thrills.

Whenever you have achieved a major milestone, then earn a

Lesson! Maybe you wrote down a goal when you first started
playing, maybe you just did something that made everybody
laugh or cry, or possibly the Garbage Player just thinks you
deserve it.

Lessons can be spent on a few different things, and you can

spend them whenever.

๏ Spend 1 Lesson to get an extra use of Going Turbo.

Goes away once used!
๏ Spend 1 Lesson to get +2 Health. Now you can
survive more explosions.
๏ Spend 2 Lessons to swap out one of your tags for a
different tag. This might be one of the tags describing
your character, or tags on something you have like a
car or a blender.
๏ Spend 3 Lessons to add or remove a tag from
ANYTHING. Like yourself, or a friend, or even an
enemy.

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Les
BULK
Bulk is used when heft and gravity matter. Stuff which has a
bigger bulk is physically bigger and tougher. Use the
difference in Bulk as a dice bonus or penalty when it would
make sense, like trying to drive through a wall, hauling shit,
or run over a dude.

Characters generally don’t have a Bulk different from 1, but I

could see somebody wanting to play a Bulk 0 or Bulk 2 sized
mutant. If you want that, just check and make sure
everybody knows.

EXAMPLE BULKS

0 Cat, Gun, Emotions

1 Person, Fence, Bicycle

2 Bear, Motorcycle, Vending Machine

3 Sedan, Stone Wall, Tree

4 Truck, Elephant, Boulder

5 Trailer Home, Public Bus

6 Locomotive, Sturdy House

7 Tornado, Garbage Mountain

& Bulks
 VEHICLES
Time to drive, motherfuckers. You can roll a random
array for each vehicle you bump into, or like just pick some
numbers.

RANDOM CAR
1d6+4 Tags
1d3+1 Bulk
2d6+3 Cruise
Health: 10 + Bulk +/- Tags

CARZ have Momentum. It’s represented using a 20 sided

dice! It’s how fast they are going. Hell anything that is big
and fast should be tracked with Momentum. Like you could
get into a race with a 50 foot colossus just as much as you
can race another garbage jalopy.

If it’s been a while and you’ve just been driving around,

Momentum gets set to the vehicle’s Cruise score. If you
spend time speeding up with a roll, that’s how you get more
Momentum. Increase your momentum by the length of your
largest match.

Whenever you are driving a vehicle, firing a mounted gun,

or otherwise using the fucking car, roll with it’s stats
instead. Start with 2d6 and get 1 dice for each tag that
applies to the roll, and lose 1 die for tags that makes the roll
harder. You can get 1 extra dice for each point of Momentum
you lower the car by. You can Go Turbo on this roll.

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BIGGUN
1 Hauler
2 Extra Headlights
3 Snowplow
4 Firehose WEIRD
5 Lots of Tires 1 Hover
6 Crows Nest 2 Tractor Beam
3 Flamethrower
4 Force Field
MOTORCYCLE 5 Jet Engine
1 Sidecar 6 Nuclear
2 Big Wheels
3 Slim Profile
4 Trike TANK
5 Integrated Machinegun 1 Treads
6 Throttle 2 Armor Plating
3 Teakettle
4 Ram
SEDAN 5 Fearsome
1 Hatchback 6 Mounted Cannon
2 Top Rack
3 Gun Mounts
4 Seat Belts
FLASHY
5 Grappling Hook 1 Spoiler
6 Extra Seats 2 Neon
3 Spinners
4 Hydraulics
5 Rolling Coal
6 Gold Plated

TIMRE TO 26
DRIVE!..
 PLAC
JUN
PLACES
1 Cyber Jungle
2 The Dlachogtha Void
3 Hugo’s Place
4 Lonesome Highway
5 The Diner
6 Neon Graveyard
7 Factory of the Unclean
8 Big Rock
9 Mouse Town
10 Finnegan’s Wake
11 Desolate Road
12 Miss Lucy’s
13 Dead Man’s Curve
14 Bounce Citadel
15 The Skyway
16 Lonely Ridge
17 Ruins of New Nouveau
18 The Blood Oak
19 Flea Circle
20 Motherfucker Island

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CES &
NK JUNK TAGS
1 Long
2 Short
3 Comfortable
4 Used
5 Damaged
6 Volatile
7 Lumpy
8 Wiggly
9 Screeching
10 Moldy
11 Silent
12 Organic
13 Frozen
14 Magenta
15 Well Made
16 Bloo
17 Knife Taped dy
On
18 Real Big
19 Glowing
20 Fancy

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 DETOURS
Shit can get weird fast on this landfill we
call Earth, here’s a selection of some of the
shit that might cause complications or
lend a helping hand.
1-2 Super Storm
3-4 The Eternal Engine
5-6 Mike Vaughn
7-8 Gremlin Union
9-10 Warlordz
11-12 Vulture Girls
13-14 Wizards
15-16 Lunar Patrol
17-18 Smart Bears
19-20 Garbage Dragon
 BE LIE VE R

SUPER STORM
r, it’s a big one!
“Oh shit, oh fuck, oh motherfucke
t has to drive
Would hate to be the poor soul tha Volunteer
through that...” - Benji Espiritu,
his bunker
weatherman and safely secure in
had enough and just
Sometimes the Earth decides it’s
Super Storms come
needs to wreck shit. That’s where
and hail that are
in; maelstroms of dust, firebolts,
miles and miles long. Run.

Bulk: Like a fuck ton

Cruise: 10
es Wide, Wind,
Tags: Thick, Loud, Untameable, Mil Sun
Lightning, Flames, Ice, Blot Out The

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 THE ETERNAL ENGINE
“GAS GUZZLERS OF THE WORLD UNITE
BEHOLD THE FURY OF STEEL AND RUBBER
PERPETUAL MOTION IS AT HAND”
- Hymn of The Eternal Engine

These guys are a fucking cult. All they care abo

ut is going fast
and eating ass, and honestly you gotta respect
that. Not the
cult bit though, no one “has to hand it to” cult
s. They love
driving souped up CARZ, especially with spin
ning bits and no
mufflers.

Health: 7
Tags: True Believer, Engine Grease, Vroom, Scre
aming, Chains
Gyrobyke
Health: 12
Bulk: 2
Cruise: 14
Tags: Hooks, Wheels on Wheels on Wheels, Roll
ing Coal, Sick
Paint, Gyroscopic

IN!
BITCH

Gas
guzzle
Of the w rs
orld
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 MIKE VAUGHN
“Hi, I’m Mike Vaughn! And this is my friend Mike Vaughn!
What a coincidence, right?” - Mike Vaughn

A bus filled with clones is not the most unusual sight on the
junkyard horizon, but the fact that they are so gosh darn
friendly is. What are they hiding??
Health: 5
Tags: Chatty, Spare, Paunch, Library Card, Coupons,
Oblivious

“The Bus”
Health: 16
Bulk: 5
Cruise: 6
Tags: Clown Car, Tinted, Square, Has His Face On It

oX

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 GREMLIN UNION
“Ey comrade, whatcha got there?
A broken flamethrower
you say? Bitchin!” - Ayomide Sar
aki, Union organizer
Nobody can really agree what bo
ss they are organizing
against, but damn is the Gremlin
Union handy with a
wrench. Gremlin members are pre
tty much happy to do
whatever for the common good
. Just step back if you’re
asking for help, because they hav
e a tendency to explode,
catch on fire, or launch into son
g.
Health: 6
Tags: Praxis, Tinkerer, Fiddle, Too
ls, Accident Prone,
Communists

Broken
Flamethrower ?

LOR
 WARLORDZ
“Bro, do you even stand a chance? I will rip you limb from limb
if you don’t give me back what is rightfully mine:
EVERYTHING” - Richie “The Gun” Delgado, CFO

A board room of fucking narcissists, all the way from the top
to the bottom. Warlordz just wanna control shit and make
their little fiefdom. When you get down to it, all they are is a
bunch of bullies.

Health: 10
Tags: Business, Synergy, Protein Shake, Mahogany,
Hierarchy, Disrupting The Industry

Royal Limo
Health: 12
Bulk: 3
Cruise: 9
Tags: Stretch, Bloodthirsty, Minibar, Minigun

RD
 VULTURE GIRLS
“Hey there pretty thing, that ass
hole bothering you?
Wanna watch him eat this baseba
ll bat and beg for his
life??” - Miss Mohini Murder

The Vulture Girls are a bunch of

badasses. Traveling around
the junkyard righting wrongs and
do
a baseball bat, they are my heroes ing good at the end of
. The writer of this game
would like to say that if you loo
k like
this then please call me.

Health: 7
Tags: Baseball Bat, Leather Jacket
,
Feminist Pins, Sharp Eyeliner, Pie
rcings, Hu gs
Riot Bike
Health: 11
Bulk: 2
Cruise: 12
Tags: Spikes, Turbo, Saddlebag
s, Stunts

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from Hats WIZARDS
“Ah but you see, any sufficiently advanced magic is
indistinguishable from technology! Watch closely, as I pull
a rabbit from my hat.” - The Amazing Widdershins

Sometimes people think magic is real. No, there is no sense

in trying to convince them it doesn’t. Sigh… at least their
drugs are good.

Health: 3
Tags: Sleight of Hand, “Magic ”, Well Actuall y, Robes, The
Good Shit

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 LUNAR PATROL
“By Order 235 of the Penal Code of Unified New Luna, you
are hereby under arrest” - Sgt. Michaels, Third Division
Commander
“Fucking pigs, GO BACK TO THE MOON!” - Every mutant
within earshot

The state of “Unified New Luna” really wants to be a part of

the galactic community, but unfortunately for them nobody
wants anything to do with them since they are in the
verboten Sol system. Plus, they are dicks.

Health: 12
Tags: Cops, Stun Baton, Smug, Tear Gas, Handcuffs, Lunar

Patrol Lander
Health: 15
Bulk: 3
Cruise: 8
Tags: Lunar, Bullhorn, Flashing Lights, Space Travel, Armor
Plating

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BEAR
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SMART BEARS
“Pawn to E4” - A literal bear

What’s scarier than 400 pounds of muscle with big sharp

claws? 400 pounds of muscle that has better grammar than
you.

Health: 16
Bulk: 2
Tags: Erudite, Abstract, Furry, Growl, Keen Smell, Hungry,
Board Games, Big Paws

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 GARBAGE DRAGON
the garbage dragon? Well it’s
“Y’all ever heard the legend of
n’t piss it off. Ifin you do, that’s
not a legend, good luck and do
dream to imagine...” - Old Man
a world of pain you could only
l quest giver
Henderson, Local stereotypica
earth for millenia, now
Big lizards have been around on
radioactive energy drinks and
they’re just supercharged with
ge Dragons do not fuck
alien brake fluid. Seriously Garba athe radioactive lightning.
n bre
around, and some of them eve

Health: 25
Bulk: 6
Cruise: 4
ything, Massive, Junk
Tags: Big Scales, Wings, Eats An Cold Blooded, Teeth and
me,
Encrusted, Slumbering, Fearso
ing Breathe
Claws, Radioactive Lightn

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TEE
this is a mother fucking game
you’re gonna play a role
and tell a story collaboratively
set in the hyperpop mutant garbage
er
of this post-apocalypse cosmic dumpst
that we call earth

See more games and get the pdf at

adira.itch.io

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