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Knjiga
Knjiga
ličnosti koje…
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… definitivno treba da se vrate u školsku klupu
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Najgroznija navika mog šefa
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Najgroznija navika moje babe
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N A Z O V I S T VA R I
PRAVIM
IMENOM
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Šta ne valja u tvom životu?
š ta n e va l ja ?
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ko j e k r i va c z a t o ?
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Napravi spisak ljudi koji su manje
talentovani od tebe, ali su ipak postali
uspešniji od tebe
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U B I JA M E L J U B O M O R A
PREMA…
ime razlog
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RECI ŠTA
MISLIŠ
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Većina ljudi ne razume najprostije stvari
kao što su:
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Imenuj ččetiri osobe koje bi vrlo rado da oteraš
U TRI LEPE. Upiši u oblačiće sve što
imaš da kažeš.
ime
ime
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ime
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Napiši komšiji koji te nervira jednu GROZNU
PORUKU.
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Napiši poruku nekadašnjem profesoru kog i
dalje NE PODNOSIŠ.
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Napiši poruku prodavcu, konobaru ili
nekom ko te uvredio.
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Napiši poruku bivšem partneru za kog i
dan-danas misliš da je skot.
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USMERI
BES
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Smisli tri načina da iznerviraš PARTNERA
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Smisli tri načina da iznerviraš ŠEFA
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Popuni prazna polja.
Moj život bi bio sto puta lakši da _____________________
nije tako ___________________________________ ___________ .
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Ne razumem zašto žene uvek_____________________________ .
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SVA K I DA N
JE
LOŠ DAN
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Navedi šta je sve bilo grozno ove
nedelje.
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Odmor koji se pretvorio u NOĆNU MORU
Mesto:
Ljudi:
Aktivnosti:
Meni:
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Doček Nove godine IZ PAKLA
Mesto:
Ljudi:
Aktivnosti:
Meni:
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Tvoj dnevnik nezadovoljstva
Navedi šta te je sve nasekiralo ove
nedelje.
U ponedeljak me je iznerviralo:
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U utorak me je iznerviralo:
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U sredu me je iznerviralo:
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U četvrtak me je iznerviralo:
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U petak me je iznerviralo:
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U subotu me je iznerviralo:
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U nedelju me je iznerviralo:
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MRZIM
D R U Š T V E N E MREŽE
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Statusi koji su me razbesneli
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Najgluplji komentari
Sranja sa Instagrama
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Tvitovi koje su pisali pileći mozgovi
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Najveći problem koji mi je napravio
računar
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Nacrtaj sopstvene smajlije za izražavanje
besa i frustracija.
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Ovo je prilika da napišeš mejlove koje se nećeš
usuditi stvarno da pošalješ.
Prima:
Kop:
Naslov:
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Prima:
Kop:
Naslov:
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Prima:
Kop:
Naslov:
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N E Z A B O R AV L JA J,
NE OPRAŠTAJ
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Ne mogu da prežalim što…
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Nikada neću oProstiti…
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I DALJE osećam gorčinu zbog…
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Napravi spisak situacija kada ti je SAVRŠEN
ODGOVOR pao na pamet tek kada je sve prošlo.
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VREME, MESTO I DRUŠTVO SAVRŠEN ODGOVOR
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Katastrofa NA PUTOVANJU
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Katastrofa U V E Z I
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Katastrofa U ORMARU
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Katastrofa U KUHINJI
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Katastrofa u toaletu
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Katastrofa U MEJLOVIMA
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Katastrofa I Z D E T I N J S T V A
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Katastrofa pred publikom
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Najgori odlazak zubaru svih vremena
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Šta može da ti upropasti POSAO?
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Šta može da ti upropasti let?
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Šta može da ti upropasti novu frizuru?
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Šta može da ti upropasti IZLAZAK?
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Šta te najviše nervira U GRADU?
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Šta te najviše nervira NA RADIJU?
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Šta te najviše nervira kod DECE?
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Šta te najviše nervira kod ŽIVOTINJA?
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Vremenske (ne)prilike koje najmanje
volim…
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Najgluplja vrsta vežbe je…
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Izum koji nema nikakvu svrhu je…
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Blam je…
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Detinjasto je…
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Grubo je…
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Navedi sve TEŠKE I BOLNE
STVARI koje su prošle, koje
doživljavaš u ovom trenutku ili
se plašiš da ćeš ih jednog dana
doživeti.
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POGORŠAJ
SVOJ
REČNIK
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IRITANTNO, dosadno,
FRUSTRIRAJUĆE…
Produži spisak!
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I D I O T, d ž i b e r , m o r o n…
Produži spisak!
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Napiši psovke različitim rukopisom.
Teraj se...
Jedi...
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Napiši sve psovke koje znaš na stranim
jezicima.
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Napiši psovke koje znaš na svom
jeziku.
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Koje moderne poštapalice ne podnosiš?
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Reči koje koriste samo
PRIMITIVCI
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UOBRAŽENI SNOBOVI
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TINEJDŽERI
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MATORI FOSILI
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POVUCI
LINIJU
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Nacrtaj ovoj vudu lutki lice i dodaj
odvratne detalje.
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