GANAANANDAMAYAM DEVAM - 4

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GNANADAMAYAM DEVAM - 4
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 GNANAANANDAMAYAM DEVAM-4
(EXTRACT OF FB POSTS BY PUJYAGURUJI FROM
SEPTEMBER 2015 -JANUARY 2016)

A true disciple is one who looks who looks at the master for
meta physical upgrade and not material physics upgrade ….
Once upon a time Lord Dakshinamoorthy came down as a
Sathguru…. He had many disciples…. He visited the
disciples many many times…. He interacted well with the
disciples… He told many stories about the disciples of the
past and his divine connections with them…. The disciples
heard the stories as just stories and never heeded to what was
told…. The disciples were full of ego, possessiveness,
arrogance and indulged in mud slinging among themselves…
They were more selfish and the greed in them wanted the
Lord/Sathguru all for themselves individually…. They never
realized that the Lord has come in the form of Sathguru to
promote peace and harmony in the world…. The Lord wanted
to give them each the satisfaction of serving the world and
humanity…. So he gave importance to each one of them….
This resulted in demonstration of ego and fight among
themselves…. By the time they realized that it was the Lord
among them in human form, the Lord smiled and vanished….
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---------------------------------------------The Master…. The
Captain of the ship….
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There was a large ship carrying a number of people on a cruise
across the ocean…. People were `Enjoying…. dancing….
exchanging pleasantries…. introducing each other…. Lot of
fun and frolic…. some were dancing on the deck,... some
were playing tennis on the deck some were swimming in the
swimming fool on the deck…. some were dining and tasty
exotic dishes... the Captain was at the control room watching
all this and smiling…. He was at the wheels steering the ship
across the ocean….
At this time it happened… a perfect storm…. the sea became

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turbulent…. the tidal waves started growing…. there was a
lot of lightning thunder and rain…. dark clouds all around….
The big ship started dancing amorously in the troubled
waters…. All panicked and rushed to the control room to meet
the Captain….
The Captain was not at wheels…. He was casually lying on a
easy chair (In Western countries 'The lazy boy' as it is
called)…. Long since he had smoked a cigar…. So he took a
cigar, lighted it and was enjoying the smoke….
The travellers were stunned at the easy going attitude of the
Captain and asked…. 'Oh! Captain…. Do some thing…. It's
the storm… we are all fearing of our safety…..
The Captain smiled and said…. 'When things were alright and
you people were merry making you found me standing at the
wheels controlling the ship…. Actually it was just a drama….
It looked as though I am in control…. When things were
alright and smooth, it looked as though I was in control but the
fact is only the Lord was taking care and there was nothing for
me to do…. When the ship is now facing a perfect strom also,
I am not in control of the ship, it's the Lord who takes care….
Nothing is under my control whether things are smooth or
rough…. Under all conditions it's the Lord who is taking care
of the ship and figuratively I am designated as Captain…. I
have undertaken many journeys across the ocean and I learnt
this with his grace that nothing is under our control and the
controller is the Lord who controls everything…. If any of
you would like to smoke cigars, I have plenty of them and you
can have and enjoy the smoke…. Just keep praying…. Every
thing will subside in no time…. The journey on ship is like
journey in life…. Neither I am too happy when things are
okay nor I am too sad when things go awry…. It's the grace of
the Lord I strike a balance between the two…. I learnt that the
eternal joy to be in the middle so have faith and move on….
the clarity will soon dawn’

As the Captain said this the sea became normal and the storm

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had crossed….

The Captain of the ship….the wonderful Master…….Lord's

grace….

She….Master, depression is attacking me periodically…

Me…. You also attack it periodically………..LOL

Angles and demons….some times you are angelic and some

times you are demonic…. The one who had the vision of light
smiles at you…. This enlightened one does nothing….He
doesn't condition you….He allows you to go through all that
experiences of both angle and demon…. He doesn't tamper
with your experience since he knows they are important for
you to transcend the limitations of angle and demon…. He
knows too well that he too underwent all that before the final
deliverance…. He is affectionately called by you as 'M A S T
E R’....

Master will never feed your intellect…. He wants you to be

wise but not intellectual…. intellect when fed leads to
intellectual arrogance and ego…. Master is dead against
this…. So exhibition of intellect will be dealt with severely by
the Master and he will make the disciple to bend on his
knees…. So don't demonstrate your ego or intellect to the
Master….

Don't look at a Sathguru with your dirty mind…. If you go to a

Master with a dirty mind, for sure he will reject you in his own
way…. He will scare your mind…. Go to a Master with a
golden heart and not in your dirty mind….

A monk was a great sculptor… he was using chisel and

hammer to create a statue of God….. the disciple was
wondering at the way the Master was sculpting…. Finally
came a beautiful image of God….
Disciple …. Oh! Master, how wonderfully you have sculpted

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the Lord.

Master …. Hahahaha…. I didn't sculpt… already the statue

was hiding inside the rock…. I just happened to remove the
unwanted pieces….

One needs a lot of courage to be with a Master because Master

is very courageous…. He/she is not a coward…. Master's
ways are unique…. and every Master is unique…. They
cannot be compared…. Some times their ways are very
rebellious….Master's ways are always mysterious….they
don't conform to the so called logical thinking…. To mend the
ways of the 'Disciple' and bring him to the Lord's fold, Master
takes a very arduous journey…. His main aim is to make the
disciple closer to truth so that the disciple can have glimpse of
the beautiful cosmic reality called 'GOD'…. It will be futile
for any one to predict his actions…. So the disciple must be
prepared to 'expect the unexpected' from Master…. Disciple
means 'discipline'…. From the word 'discipline' comes
'disciple'…. After living with the Master for many many
years, the 'devotee' has a better view of the Master than a
'disciple'…. At this stage in fact there is no verbal
communication between the Master and the devotee.... it is all
telepathy... that is the shape where the disciple really lives
existence... No more of any physical longing to see the Master
exists…. The devotee experiences the Master inside….. Now
the devotee is just bubbling with faith and
wonder…absolutely reasoning stops…… this is the stage
where the 'disciple' turned 'devotee' experiences GOD….
Lord Dakshinamurthy…

Lords will….Mercy…..and Grace….

Lord Krishna…. I just blow my conch …. The time has come

for me to blow it…. So I blew the conch…. but Arjuna, only
when your time comes you will listen to it….. till such time
you will only hear it….
Arjuna…. I don't understand my Lord….

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Lord Krishna… That's why I said till such time comes you can
only hear but not listen….

A disciple went to heaven….he was taken to a room……lots

of clocks….

Disciple…. What are these clocks for?

Angel… Every human being born in the world is represented

by a clock…..If any one tells a lie , the second hand of the
clock will move once…. And so on and so forth… from this
we get to know how truthful the person has lived in his life….
Disciple…. My Guru is still alive on earth…. Can I see his
clock… he used to talk a lot on truth etc., I am just curious to
know angel…. Sorry…your Guru's clock is not here….
Disciple... Why?

Angel…. God is using it as ceiling fan in his room……. LOL

He…. Why is it Guruji, some Gurus are blessed with a lot of

wealth where as some live always in penury…..
Me…. I dunno….. may be some are always good at their
business, where as others are not………….. LOL

I may be your Master , but that doesn't mean that you can
impose me on others…. Never recommend me to any one… I
don't need recommendations…. Yeah I can understand….
You are getting married…. You may have to live together
peacefully.... When he or she doesn’t know me, its unfair and
unreasonable to impose me or my teachings on the unknown
person…. In case you do it and he or she or their relatives do
something insulting me, it may hurt you…. Now a days I don't
attend marriages more because, one set of people before
every one prostrates me and the other set keep blinking at
me…. This causes a lot of embarrassment for the parties
concerned…. Yesterday in a betrothal function , the girl's
party kept my photo graph and the boy's side got it removed…
Please remember the boy's side don't know me, it is unfair to
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expose your master that way…. I can understand the boy's
side dilemma for they are performing the betarothal…. If
you don't know how to play your role, either listen to the
Master or observe and learn…. When I heard yesterday's
incident , I burst in to laughter…..

To go beyond the mind you have to be silent…. When you

are silent you listen….when you listen to the Master's word
, you will listen with the heart…. You will be more directed
towards your heart…. Mind will slowly cease to exist… for
that you have to listen to the Master, silently... all your
doubts are from the mind... when the Master gets gets to
know of your doubt, he knows it is from mind and he may
not reply you directly…. but as you listen to him he will
subtly convey the reply…. So going beyond mind? Make
your heart to rule your mind, it will result in peace….

Meet the Master…

Mix with the Master…
Mingle with the Master…
Merge with the Master…

Long back , I had gone with a 'so called sishya' of mine to

meet some one who was an atheist…..

Atheist… There is no God…. He is a fit of imagination….. I

have been a rationalist and fighting against the belief of God
for the past 25 years….

Me… Very good…. I am really pleased…

After coming out, my sishya asked me…. What Guruji?

How can you be pleased with what he said?

Me…. See it's a matter of faith…. It's a matter of faith for

both of us….. Lord made me this way and lord made him
that way… I am so happy that he is firm in his faith that God
is not there …. You know there is a difference between you
and him?
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Sishya… What difference?

Me…. In your case though you keep chating 'Narayan ,

Narayan', you do it without faith…… He is chanting 'no God'
but with faith…. He is thousand times better than you….

When you prostrate at the feet of Lord or the Master, it is

believed that the luggage of ego has been dropped at the
feet…. So when you get up you are an egoless person…..
hope your prostrations carry this meaning?

When you are in love with the Master and when the Master
loves you so much, it will be very interesting….. you may
both pull leg of each other and play jokes…. It means the love
has gone so deep and out of the huge respect for each others ,
no act is considered as otherwise, both the Master and the
disciple have arrived, the gurukulam has lived its purpose….
Unfortunately this happens only once in a million cases….
How nice it would be if it happens with all…… Lord's Grace..

You are already a master piece of creation…. You are

wonderful as you are…. There is nothing to be improved or
worked upon … you are absolute in your own way …. If
someone wants you to change, probably they are jealous of
your present position…. Just be yourself… just be where you
are… keep observing… keep witnessing… slowly you will
realize how beautiful you are as you are….

Disciple…. Master, shall I attach the main file with this email
and send it to our branch monastery?
Master…. No attachments please…………
LOL....

If you are truly a disciplined solider of the Master, follow the

way of life which he has shown you…. For that would be the
'wholesome' path….. otherwise you are one more burdening
yourself with hypocrisy…..

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A Master had drawn a beautiful painting,,,,, many had taken
copies of if it…..

One day one of his disciples waved a copy at the master and
asked…. 'Master, was this picture drawn by you?'…

Master laughed and asked…. 'What is the picture which you

are holding? Is it that woman?

Disciple…. 'Not just woman…. But a very beautiful woman'

Master.... If by looking at the painting you feel she is kissing
you, then that's the picture drawn by me'….

Once you are in love, fear will diminish totally… if you still
fear you have to check whether the love is a presumption….
Masters, around the world are loved by the disciples and
devotees…. The Masters also love them from the heart…. In
this process of love a tremendous respect arises in the heart of
the disciples and devotees…. The Master too feels in the same
way…. Then Master play around and joke around with
them… the disciples too pull the leg of the Master…. This is
because of love…… those days Maharishi Rajar used to say
this…. Today I find master Su Yen and myself being engaged
like that.... this is because of love.... love... love and love is the
only ingredient that binds a Master with his disciple and
devotees…. Of course the Master will stop you once you take
things for granted and that too because of his love towards
you all…. Lords Grace…

The word of Master is the medicine of heart…. Lord's Grace..

First of all many do not understand what is a Gurukulam and

what a disciple needs to do…. Certainly a Master is not
bothered about money issues…. Most of the disciples
problem is money….a Master's job is to make a human out of
man…. Unfortunately a Master is looked upon as a problem
solver and not for life…. Very funny indeed….
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If you have understood the master, you have understood the
cosmos….

To retain master's words and practice it unconditionatly,

needs a lot courage, conviction and total awareness….
Otherwise it's just hearing and it is up to ear level…. Nothing
goes inside….

For many years he travelled round the world to find a Master,

without realising his real master was his next door
neighbour…. When he realised this his eyes were filled with
tears and the Master laughed at him….

Don't go to a Master with full of mind…. You won't get any

answers…

Mind is useful in understanding a devil….

Heart is useful in understanding the Master….
But the paradox is people use mind to understand the Master
and heart in understanding the devil….
The result is they don't understand anything and what little
they do is only misunderstanding in both the cases….

She….without you on FB, I will be an orphan….

We….Orphans learn better…. They cannot be
conditioned…. They grow better…. Our Master is the final
destination for us…. So once Su Yen says 'Quit', I will quit
from FB…. No second thoughts…. So grow and outgrow….

There is nothing to perform with a Master by the disciple….

The disciple must be humble with a lot of humility with the
Master…. He doesn't expect you to perform…. You have to
be just be…. You have to be just alert…. You need not
become… You must be in the mode to receive…. At what
time the Master will deliver is not known…. So alertness is
very important for the disciple to receive…. The transmitter

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is powerful…. The receiver has to be equally powerful to
understand the Master…. This understanding for the disciple
should stem from the heart and not mind…. The Master can
be understood only through the heart and not mind…. Heart
doesn't doubt…. Mind always is suspicious and doubtful….
With the master it's a stress free life because through the heart
and not mind…. Heart doesn't doubt…. Mind always is
suspicious and doubtful…. With the Master it's a stress free
life because there is nothing expected to be performed….
Alertness stemming from the heart is the key and you will be
blessed with the 'way' by the Master….

Don't look at a Sathguru with your dirty mind…. If you go to a

Master with a dirty mind, for sure he will reject you in his own
way….
The disciple and the master burst into laughter...
He will scare your mind…. Go to a master with a golden and
open heart….full of love and longing…. Master prefers to sit
in your golden heart and not in your dirty mind….

The Master criticises you….

The Master laughs at you….
The Master bullies with you….
The Master jokes at you….

What's the Master doing?

Just like the Gardner, removing the weeds around the plant,
add fertiliser, spray pesticides, water the plant, grow it
decently well so that it flowers with fragrance and the bees
come to collect the honey, without disturbing its beauty or
fragrance…. Master the gardener of your life….

Disciple…. I am very discouraged…. What should I now do

Master?
Master…. Now, you encourage others………………….
The disciple…. Master after you got enlightened, what did

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you do?
Master smiled and said…. 'I had some laundry to iron and did
that job'…………….

The Master in the art of true living, makes no distinction

between his work and his play, his labour and his leisure, his
mind and his body, his information and his recreation, his
love and his religion….in fact the doesn't know which is
which.. He simply pursues his vision of excellence.. He
simply leaves it to others to decide whether he is working or
playing… to him both are one and the same…. He is the
Master….

Do not go to a Master if you want to impress…. Do not go to a

Master if you want to show off…. There is nothing to perform
before him…. Master cannot be impressed…. Master cannot
be manipulated…. When you go to him, go with an attitude of
total surrender…. Go with a lot of humility…. In that
humbleness a deep respect and love alone should be
visible…. If you cannot be that way, in the first place, better
not to go to him….

The master was relaxing…. Master readily agreeable to see

the person who came to see him….

Visitor…. Master, I am a very conscious person…. I am an

enlightened soul…. You can ask me anything, and my reply
will prove that I am conscious…. I have heard that you are the
wisest person in this village…. So I thought it fit to challenge
your intelligence…. So go ahead with your question?

Master…. Ok…. I accept your challenge…. Before I start

asking you any question to test your love of consciousness, I
have a simple question to ask you…. Shall I go ahead with
my question?

Visitor….. Yes, you may go ahead….

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Master…. As you came in to this room, on which side you
kept your slippers?

The visitor didn't remember it… since he was keeping quiet,

the master replied as 'It was to your left'…

The visitor was ashamed and left….

Disciple ... Master, how you could have peeped through the
whole when you are sitting so far from the door? Master
smiled and said, “is it necessary that I should go hear the door
to keep though the hole?
Master smiled and said, 'Is it necessary that I should go near
the door to peep through the hole?

The disciple was dumb found….

There was a practice of Master dying in a particular position

on a particular date…. They will never die if that position was
adopted already by any other Master…. Every Master was
unique in his death….

A Master while on death bed, was very worried as to which

position he has to adopt while dying (sitting standing,
standing below a tree, lying on a rock etc.,)..

He was disturbing his disciples by asking them which way is

unique…. in case they say something, he used to shout at
them stating that, that pose was already adopted by a Master
in a near by town…. Things were going out of control and
disciples found it difficult to handle….

So a disciple went to the nearby village where his Master's

elder sister was staying and expressed the problem….
The elder sister came and met her younger brother ad said….
'Don't create trouble for your disciples…. All long in life you

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have created enough trouble…. Any how it is death…. You
die the way convenient to you… we will verify in the near by
villages as to how Masters have died and then change your
body to such a pattern where there is no repetition…. So die
peacefully and leave all of us in peace'….

Hearing this joke, the Master on death bed roared in laughter

and died…. On his grave was written that this Master died
laughing…. Incidentally in the nearby villages no Master had
died laughing…

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A Master is not a problem solver…. His relationship is
beyond all that….

A visitor longs to express his problems and seek a solution

from a Guru….
A disciple is silent at his problem….
A devotee laughs at his problems….

When you approach a Master, your approach must be full of

humility and humbleness…. You have to drop all your so
called knowledge and position in life…. It should be total
surrender…. Ask your doubts then and there….

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Disciple…. 'Master I have attained a stage where I know, I
don't have any identity in this vast expansion of the world..
My mind and body have dropped… I am just a soul and
nothing angers me'….

In a flash, the Master slapped the face of the disciple and the
disciple got angry….

Now the Master smiled and asked…. 'If nothing angers you
since your mind and body has dropped, who is it that shows
an angry face to me?'…..

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If you have really followed the teachings of a Master, your
attitude towards life will be grossly different from others….
If you just keep on complaining about your problems in life
despite being with a Master, you are just a curious visitor…
just because you have lived with him for many years doesn't
grant you the disciplehood…

A disciple walks the Master's path….

It is very difficult to live with a Master because of the high

standards of discipline expected of a disciple….from the
word 'discipline' is born the word 'disciple'….

It is always better not to open our mouth and exhibit our

stupidity, more so to a Master…..

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If the world is attractive, still will you have a desire to be with
the Master?

If the world is unattractive and then Master becomes an

attraction, it's the mind that compares and longs for a better
association…. If the world is attractive and still Master is the
key attraction, then it is the heart…. As you move with the
Master slowly you move with the Master slowly you
withdraw from the world since your heart is pinged to the
Master…

When you don't go in to comparison, you will see the world as

the Master and Master as the world….

To be with the Master one need not renounce the world as

long as one knows heart of heart that world is the Master….
The problem arises only when the world and the Master are
looked apart….

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If you are with a Master you must forget the mind….

If you are with a mind you must forget the Master…..

Don't exhibit your stupidity by asking irrelevant questions to
a Master…. He is already aware of it….

Once you feel you are knowledgeable, don't go to a Master or

if you are already with a Master, don't further continue with
him….

If you are dressed with thoughts before a Master, he will

attempt to undress you… when you are utterly naked before
the Master, you get to see his cosmic form….

The cosmic astral journey with the Master begins when your
cosmetic journey with the materialistic world ends….

As a Master, at best I can get you the milk… just make it curd
by adding yeast… churn it to make butter…. melt it to make it
ghee… so don't ask the master to spoon feed you… if you
can't understand have patience… ponder over it… in that
meditative silence of inner churning you will come to know
what I mean… Don't ask any one else… they will speak their
own version of my statement as its meaning… contemplate
from the inner…

With the Master, it’s always the language of the heart… Never
ever question the Master with your curious or suspicious
mind… then you lose the status of a disciple and you are just a
visitor… Master is more personal….he is more of the
heart…. mind is impersonal… Don't bring impersonal aspect
in a divine personal relationship…

A Master is like flowing water…. He is very soft but yet

cannot be cut by a knife….

When you listen to heart, you will hear Master's voice…

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When you listen to mind, you will hear Devil's voice….

Both the Master and Devil resides inside you…. only that the
Master resides in the heart and the devil resides in the
mind…..

At least you learn to listen to the Master when its personal….

A true Master melts like a candle, because he feels truly…

A Master never observes diplomacy or nicety with a disciple

or a devotee…. If you feel he is doing it to you, it means you
are a casual visitor…

Whether through the process of questioning, we will

understand everything or not, I am quite convinced that
through the process of unconditional surrender and faith with
the master, we come to understand everything…. This I learnt
in my life from my Masters….

When you are arriving at a solution to one problem, another

problem will surface…. This is very common in day to day
life…. So unless one learns to cross this barrier, peace is not
achieved…. When you follow the Master and his teachings,
he takes you closer to peace by crossing the barrier….

You must be as plain as the water…. When sugar dissolves

completely in water, it doesn't leave any residue…. Sugar is
the Master…. You are the plain water…. When the water is
pure, sugar dissolves in it without any residue left…. It is the
purity of the water that makes sugar to dissolve totally… so be
pure heart full to receive the Master…

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I told him 'Your life is important'…..
Me : Now tell me what is important….
He : My life is important….
He : Guruji, what is important for you?
Me : My life is important….
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He : What Guruji…. I excepted a better answer from you…
Me : Yeah… I can understand this…. but your statement
and my statement are entirely different….
He : How come Guruji? You made the same statement
which I made…
Me : Yeah the statement is same but it means different…..
when you said 'My life is important' you
only meant your life is it not?
He : Honestly 'Yes' Guruji…
Me : This is where the difference is…. When I made the
statement 'My life is important', It meant my
life is only you and that is important to me…. I do not
have a life other than you… for a Master
when he says 'My life', he means 'His
followers’/disciples’/devotees’ life'… for a
follower/disciple/devotee he means just his life'….
Lord's Grace….

Some times when you go to a Masters, he may question you

inconveniently to expose your weakness so that you can
strengthen it…. that doesn't mean that the Master doesn’t
unconditionally loves you…. He is just subjecting you to
some rigorous test, thereby verifying your level of
competence and understanding in the subject… This is a part
of a routine exercise by the Master with the disciple in a Guru
kulam…..

Ironically bondage with a Sadhguru is the only bondage that

paves way for freedom, for Sadhguru himself is the truth…..

The king who is crossing a forest with soldiers carrying

golden ornaments is astonished to see an old man with a loin
cloth lying across immensely happy…
An Avadhoota…. Swayam Lord Dattatreya…..
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He who hides from his Maser, can never be true to himself

leave alone others…
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If something hurts you which the Master says, change your
attitude, if not convenient change the Master….. LOL

Cowards will find it difficult to survive with true Masters….

But anyone can survive with me…. ROLF

Anything given by a Master/Guru to anyone has a special

significance…. It will certainly not increase your burden or
prarabdha in life…. Probably you cannot understand his
action of giving…. In fact there is no necessity to understand
it too….

Only the courageous can walk in the footsteps of the

Master….

While supporting the Master and your school of thought, take

care not to hurt the schools…. There is nothing wrong in
championing the cause of your school but don't degrade other
schools…. To the Lord all schools need to be respected with
reverence, since Lord is the Supreme Architect and
Commander of all schools…

The Lord and my Masters have trained me to walk with you

during your struggles and stress in this life… Remember,
when you are joyous, your service is needed for others who
are struggling…..

This world has many religions…. It has many schools of

thoughts…. All roads lead to 'Nirvana'…. All roads lead to
God..... Every Master has his own way of emphasising the
school to which he belongs to…. That doesn't mean that the
other schools are inferior or the other followers are
barbaric… no true Master encourages division in humanity
and their approach is very divine…. Firmly be rooted in a
school…. Have unquestionable faith…. Follow the steps of
the Master…. Attain the state of 'Nirvikalpa Samadhi' called
the cosmic union with God….
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The word 'faith' is sadly misunderstood.. to be in 'faith' does
not mean, what you wish for will happen…. If you have 'faith'
with the Lord or Master, you will totally accept whatever
happens as good for you, even if your expectations are not
met….

He had a good job…. Suddenly he started talking big spiritual

ideologies…. People around him promoted him to the stage
of a Guru…. Now he lost his job…. He is lamenting…. Poor
guy…. Our prayers that he gets back his original job instead
of this job of a Guru…. LOL

Who comes with me and to what distance is a predetermined

factor by the Lord…. As a Prayogi , I know too well of this
fact and is not a politician to be bothered about numbers….. I
can't help laughing at those who talk of numbers…. That way
I thank God for the entertainment he provides to me….

There is Himalayan difference between educated scholars

and Spiritual Masters…. Don't get confused… Some
educated scholars may pretend to be Spiritual Masters, but if
you are conscious you can spot the anomaly….

Whatever the Master says can be understood provided heart is

at work…. When mind works, doubts arise…

A Master at work is a Master at play but not a Master at

game….

Mind teaches you to wear masks… you have a mask for your
wife, you have a mask for your husband… you wear an
entirely different mask for your kids…. You have a mask for
your parents…. You have a mask for your friends…. So this
habit of mind is to make you wear masks…. When you go to
the Master, you wear a mask and he laughs at you… you think
he is happy seeing you…. Master looks at the mask you are

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wearing and laughs at you… he knows your original face….
So at least when you go to a Master, don't mask yourself, go
unmasked without mind but definitely with the heart…
Master is the truth…..

The Master has a lot of patience….. He carefully listens and

registers it…. that doesn't mean that can use him as trash
can….

There are certain things we can talk with parents… certain

things we cannot….. There are certain things we can talk with
wife/husband… certain things we cannot….There are certain
things we can talk with friends… certain things we cannot….

Master is the only person with whom we can talk anything…

if you are apprehensive to share some things with a Master,
then he is not your Master….

When the monk laughs at you, he knows that once upon a

time he too was a monkey…. Later the mind dropped and
become a monk…. He knows it's just a matter of time for the
monkeys to get converted in to monks…

All of us in one way are monkies…. In some cases the key,

which is the mind drops and they become monks….

Monk…. Monastery…. Compassion

Just all the monks had completed their meditation session….
The Abbot was about to go to his room for rest....
Monk…. Master, some one is at the door for an audition with
you….
Abbot…. Please guide him to my chamber…..

On entering the chamber, the Abbot found a young man

around 20 years of age waiting for him….

Abbot….Who are you? What do you want?

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Visitor…. I want to become a monk…. I don't have any
formal education….my dad taught me to play chess and I am
good at it….

Abbot... No problem…. We can admit you and initiate monk

hood….but at present the monastery is full…. Still there is a
chance….

Abbot to his monk…. This visitor wants to join monastery….

He doesn't know anything other than chess…. So I want our
monk 'Basho' to play chess with this boy…. In case Basho
loses he will have to leave monastery…. In case the visitor
loses he wont get a chance to be with us

A chess board was brought and before the Abbot and the
monks the game started…. The visitor was playing well and
Basho was no match….

The visitor suddenly looked at the face of Basho…. He was so

serene and clam…. He could see a lot of peace in his eyes….
The visitor thought if this monk is in the monastery, it’s good
for the world…. He is at peace and will spread the message of
peace…. This looked more important than his becoming a
monk….

So the visitor started losing the pieces one by one wantonly as

he didn't want the monk so lose…. The Abbot saw this and
suddenly he came near the board, picked it up and threw it….
Abbot…. You had the skill and capability to win the game….
But the compassion in you made you to start losing the game
because you feared the monk losing will be sent out…. This is
what I needed to know…. Welcome to the monastery….
Boys, please shave his head, give him a bath, dress him with
new robes and bring him to the meditation hall…. Let us
initiate to this compassionate gentleman….

Master will never succumb to the mind games of the

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Master…. Like that a day will come where you will just need
God and nothing else…. That day nothing else will cross your
mind… you will gasp 'God' 'God' …. Today you have a
different list of priorities… you want your business to shine…
you want your kids well settled…. you want to win court
cases… you want to satisfy your wife and family…. You want
so many things... in the middle your greed wants 'God' also….
The day you gasp 'God' 'God', God himself will reveal himself
to you… you may not need me that day to reveal God…. Let
your other priorities be finished and don't be too
greedy…………
Lord's Grace…
'Bless her to get good college'…
'Bless him to get good job'…
'Bless me to get good health'….
Now a days a Master is approached for blessings on Face
Book…..
Blessing on Demand (BOD)….
LOL...

Recently I purchased a Ford Endeavour on bank finance for

my use…..

He : 'Guruji, I was told that you purchased a new

vehicle…. How is it Guruji?'
Me : 'Must be good…. Still I have not started using it'….
He : 'Is it 4X2 or 4X4?'….
Me : '4X4'….
He : 'Guruji', it will be very comfortable for you to drive in
the forests and you will enjoy the ride'….
Me : 'Yeah…. These days, I'm too getting old… I need
comfort….. Lord's Grace'…..
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For a Prayogi, life is easy… he has no expectations and hence
no disappointments… he has no attachment though he lives
with everything…. Mind wise he has no limitations but
physically he is as good as any one else…

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disciple….If that disciple looks at the Master with a mind,
Master will make sure to crush the mind of the disciple… This
way he puts the disciple's mind to a resting process…

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Every day the disciple was asking Master to show God to him
and the Master used to smile and keep quiet….

One day….

Disciple… Master every day I am requesting you to show

God and you are just smiling….

Master… Yes… Today I have decided to show God… come

with me… let us go to the temple tank and bathe first…

The Master and the disciple were taking bath in the temple
tank…

Then in a flash it happened…. Suddenly the Master as the

disciple was bending and taking the final dip, pressed his head
inside the water and did not allow the disciple to pull out….
The disciple struggled for 2 minutes and the Master released
his grip….

The disciple gasping for breath pulled his head out of water
and looked very terrified at the Master…

Disciple…. Master… I don't know why you did this to me….

I asked you to show me God…. You almost killed me…
why?
Master had bouts of laughter….

Master…. When you were inside the water for those 2

minutes what you thought and what you needed most?

Disciple…. Air…. Master…. Nothing else…. Nothing else

crossed my mind…. I wanted just air to survive……

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Every day there are so many incidents…. I will just narrate an
incident which happened a few years back….

Those days I was busy doing a prayogam called

'SOUJANYA PREETANA' for Lokha Kshemartham…. In a
span of about 45 days I had to visit forests nearly 4 times….
Further in 45 days my soul has to be in yoga nidra, but should
also keep functioning…. I have to also perform 4096 things at
the same time…. other than this I have to attend to all my
normal duties of life as a Master, as a son, as a husband, as a
parent etc.,

The aksharas to be concentrated for this prayogam is from a

constellation called 'KHAHELBELUVA'….

So there were a lot of prescriptions and proscriptions in day to

day life…. Some of them….

I have to wear only white dress for 16 days, I have to use a

shade of blue for 3 days, I have to use yellow shades for 17
days, I have to use green shades for 9 days

I can eat certain items at certain places and I cannot eat in

other places…..

I can only drink 200ml of water during the entire period…..

I can visit certain places and meet certain people but not all
places and all people….

Like this many rules and regulations….

I went to show room and purchased a brand new Tata Safari

on loan, since the Prashna Bhavam at that point of time had
favoured that vehicle…. (we don't have a choice…. I have to
only use vehicles suggested through prashnam…. Similarly
some times you can go by road…. All modalities used for
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movements too is restricted and I have to follow the Blue
book)….

I used the vehicle for 45 days and it had travelled about 8000
kms…. Now the prshnam said, I can no longer use the vehicle
and I had to sell it the very day, the very moment…. the
vehicle costed me 12 lakhs taken as loan and I had to sell it for
5 lakhs….

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As a Prayogi, nothing is ours…. It remains as long as it has to
remain and then it goes to the one who is privileged…. My life
is choice less and to me everything is the same since I am
devoid of any attachment towards anything……

Heart has to be the Master and mind should be the servant…..

Then the devilish mind too attains sanctity…..

The association with the Master is the best thing that can
happen in one's life…. If that has happened, you will find
many other associations farce and superficial…..

To understand Master's silence is impossible when you

cannot understand his words…. If you are true in your
conviction and devotion, the Master will also speak to you
from his Samadhi after he sheds his mundane existence…. It
all depends on the institutions of faith with the Master….

Just allowed to be back on face book by Master Su Yen from

today.... Is any one listening to this? Lazy Sridhar is back...

Master's words cannot be reasoned out... so I said master is

unreasonable... Master never thanks any one.... So I said
master is thankless...ROFL ...

The five subtle elements that combine to compose this world

are as illusory as the water in a desert mirage ... To whom shall

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I bow my Head?
I, myself, am the stainless one....
Aham brahmasismi.....

He : What is life?
Master : When a person is born he no name but has
breath.... when a person dies he has name
but no breath.... The gap between this breath
and name is called 'life'....

Wife : Sweetly, can you kill a tiger for me?

Husband : No dear, say something else... I will do
anything else....
Wife : May I go through your whats app messages?
Husband : Where is that tiger you were talking about?
ROFL.......

Only truth is spoken by the Master.... The Master always

wears different kinds of masks.... Looks like a paradox... Can
you get some insights on this?

Master always speaks truth.... He is all knower of truth... but

the Master is always masked... He wears different masks at
different points of time.. These statements look
contradictory.... Can you throw some light on this?

Be realistic... Miracles do happen.... It cannot be planned...

Life is just a mystery, just unfolding and happening.... It’s not
a problem to be solved...

The mind cannot wonder.... The mind is an analyst... An

analyst can never wonder... Mind always is reasoning....
Mind is either past or futuristic and never in the present... It
needs to get convinced and hence searches for reasons.. when
you are searching for reasons, wonder will be a myth... Only
heart can wonder... Heart never searches for any reasons....
Heart immerses itself in mystery... It dissolves itself in that

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mystery... Heart only lives the present... To wonder one needs
to go back to the days of innocence with the heart and eyes of a
child.... Oh! How wonderful it would be to rewind effortlessly
and go back to those days of being a kid... Go by what your
heart says and not what your mind says if it is a personal
issue... Go by what your mind says and not what your heart
says if it is an impersonal issue... Of course how you classify it
as personal and impersonal is more dependent on what you
consider closer to heart and what you consider closer to
mind.....

He : Guruji, even after attending your yagnam my

problems remain the Same So I am seared to attend
these yagnams....
Me : Then you should not attend.... It may worsen if you
attend with this attitude... Yagnams are not going to solve
your problem... in fact it may compound and become more in
your case
Lords leelas are always beautiful....

When you learn out of your experiences, you become more

total, more matured, more wholesome.. When you start
differentiating the experiences as good or bad, right or wrong,
perfect or imperfect, you are disintegrating and this is exactly
called Hell...

To cure the myth of a perfect life is next to impossibility...

such people are unconscious... Infact they are in a deep state
of coma... life at best can be total... Perfection and
imperfection are complimentary to each other.... They co-
exist.. One cannot survive without the other... a conscious
human is aware of this fact and never boasts that he is
perfect... One cannot be totally imperfect also.... To cure the
insanity of presumption of perfection is next to
impossibility...

Many a perfectionist whom I have come across was

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neurotic... They never can be joyous in life... In the scheme of
nature, totality alone succeeds... A perfectionist lives an
illusory life...He can never enjoy life and never allows anyone
to enjoy life.... Perfection is a myth...

You are eternally pure... Just that sometimes you forget..

When you forget, there is some disconnect... some sort of
confusion... A Master arrives and makes you remember your
purity... Now you are clear.. so whenever there is confusion,
the master some whenever nearby to make you remember of
your purity.. when you are clear the Master is not found
externally for he has already merged with you...

The day you state thinking you know everything, is the day
you are dead.. there is nothing to wonder... there is nothing to
rejoice... Once you feel you no longer need any mystery and
you have unravelled the secrets of existence, life would
become suicidal... You will become neurotic and psychic...
The very thought that you already know everything is absurd
and stupid...

Unconditional love is devoid of expectation... just the joy of

giving... No strings attached... No conditions to be adhered....

Expect nothing and you will be never disappointed....

Happiness and sadness stem from your unconscious.... when

things happen the way you desired you are happy and when
things happen otherwise you are sad... both the feeling are due
to expectation being met or not met... so they stem from the
unconscious... A very conscious person looks at everything in
life with equanimity... He has a sense of balance in his
approach... He is neither elated nor depressed... He is in a state
of tranquillity ... He is totally at peace... He is always joyous...
so he accepts and never expects....

I love you all because you are all imperfect... I am totally

imperfect person... I can understand you for what you are ... If
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you are imperfect there is scope for change... There is scope
for development to me people who claim that they are perfect
are as good as dead.... To be associated with me you have to be
an imperfect person... If you feel you are a perfect person it's
better to disassociate yourself from me, for I am an
embodiment of imperfection... Is any one listening?

If you light a lamp for some one else, it will also brighten your
path... Now a days when some one says ' I am leaving' does
not affect me any more, when some one says 'I will always be
there for you' makes me literally roar in laughter.

My attainment is beyond attaining or non attaining... My state

is beyond that of union and separation.... I am established in
the one stainless reality... How can I either speak or not
speak....

Su Yen : Since reality cannot be changed, what needs to be

changed?

Me : Master, our attitude towards reality can be changed....

my Master hugged me once more.

The bird was watching ....

The honey bees were patiently collecting the honey....

Out from the blue he came and took away the honey....
The bird felt sad and asked the honey bees...'Don't you feel
sad and dejected? All the honey you collected was snatched
away by that man in no time?'

The honey bees laughed... 'The man can snatch honey from
us, but he cannot snatch the art of making honey from us'.....
So though others can snatch your awards and rewards none
can snatch your talent.........Lord's grace.....

My way of educating you is to provoke... I will provoke you to

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that extent you come out of the misery of intellect and get in to
a dangerous zone called 'intelligence'... By the will and grace
of lord I want to see that you shed the misery of intellect...
Once you reach the dangerous zone of intelligence, it is going
to be a threat and danger to the first cousin of intellect called
'ego'.... It will threaten his next cousin by name 'jealousy'.... It
will go on to threaten all the relatives around who are named
as 'possessiveness', 'hatred', 'anger', 'self pity' etc.,
intelligence will bring in a lot of rebellion in you against the
relatives of intellect who brought all kinds of miseries into
your life... so to me provocation is the only way.....
Lord's Grace....

The art of dropping and let go brings eternal peace in your

life..... If you hold on...learn to enjoy the hell.... Don't keep
complaining.....

You are just fine as it is..... Never try to become some thing....
Accept yourself as you are.... In that deep acceptance you will
know who you are... you will know what you need.... You will
know what for you have descended.... For all that to happen
you have to just accept yourself totally.... You should never
have a low esteem of yourself.... You should also not will be in
love with yourself.... There has to be a balance.... Then you
will be in love with yourself... before loving others, you have
to love yourself for what you are... Then will follow the
cosmic dance inside you.... For all that to happen you have to
accept yourself the way, you are.... Face book is doing great
service.... Initially it used to be... 'tell something'.... Now it
starts with.... 'sell something'....

Cleanse all inhibitions of your past, by burying the dead

past....
The whole world will be a paradise when we sincerely work
to the best of our abilities without expectation of any awards
or rewards... do not expect anything in return.... Just work....
Working without expecting anything in return is the true spirit

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of any service... Don't aspire for jobs... aspire for work....Do
any work... Work...Work...Work relentlessly work..... Don't
see any dignity of labour.... Just work.... Don't say 'this work
is not in commensurate with my qualification'.... that is
nothing but ego.... Then you are just qualified, certainly not
educated.... service to this world is service to God... no lame
excuses.... Just work....

Pessimism is the foundation of fear where as Optimism is

foundation of courage.... Make the past, the past....

Girl : should I do job or ph.D?

Me : Job...
Girl : when should I do my ph.D.

Is there anything more stupid?

In case you have decided to do something, never ask any one's
opinion, just do it.... To a Master never ask such stupid
questions....He is not a program like 'listeners choice' to sing
what you want.... In short he is not Vividh Bharathi.... Time
and again I have reminded you that faith is the key in
relationship with the Master.... Don't try to act smart with
him.... If you have decided on something never ever ask the
Master on the subject.... He will not second your opinion...
You will be in trouble....

Boy : Honey, I want to show you something, Can I?

Girl : What is it Darling?
Boy: Can I show this in your room?
Girl : Oh! Sure dear....
Boy: can I shut the door?
Girl: Oh! sure dear....
Boy : Can I close the windows?
Girl : Aaawwhh..! Oh! Sure dear...
Boy: Can I switch off the lights?
Girl : Aaawwwwhhhhh.... I can't wait to see it dear...
Boy grabs her hand...

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Girl : Show it honey, my darling....
Boy : Look at this.... My watch can glow in the dark....

Oh! I know you are disappointed... but I like the way you
thought....

Generally we mix up the world 'faith' and 'devotion'.... A

disciple is full of 'faith'.... He has disciplined himself with the
principles of faith...though he has faith, he has not started
implementing the various pillars of faith... Probably the time
has not come for implementation.... He keeps pondering over
his faith... A stage comes in the life of the disciple for
implementation of the principles behind his faith.... Now with
conviction and dedication he implements it...when faith is
implemented in totality arises the devotion.... Now he is
called a 'devoted disciple' or here is born the ' devotee'....

Awareness brings in a tremendous transformation....

When you are aware...
Sex can become love....
Love can become Prayer...
Meditation bestows eternal peace....
only through awareness such a transformation is possible.
There is nothing more to learn…. There is a lot to unlearn….
Throw all that garbage out… become empty…. Unwind
yourself… enough of winding… all your miseries are a result
of your winding…. Unwind….enjoy the bliss...

Scientist : Guriji, some time I feel like leaving everything

and running away…

Me : Yeah I can understand. There is no great genius,

without some touch of madness
***
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who
mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind,….

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 ***
You will never feel free until you have freed yourself from the
prison of your own falsified thoughts….
***
Don't use your mind to search me…. You certainly cannot
find me there… I am residing in your heart… Look for me
there… We can converse for ever….
***
A story in one of the schools in Chennai where admission is
considered impossible!!!

To get UKG admission for my friend's daughter I too went

there. For that admission my friend had studied a lot than his
daughter!... The child could not understand why they brought
her there… when we all were standing, the school Principal
started to converse with the child… Yes… in English only!
This is one of the most memorable interviews I have ever
witnessed in my life…

Here goes…
“What's your name?”
“Sarithra”
“Good. Tell me something you know”
“I know many things. Tell me what! you want…!
Alas!, there is no better point for not getting the admission!
Stopped her Turning to child, she said.. “Tell any rhyme or
story which you know..”
Again, “Which one you wants rhyme or story!?”
“O.k! “ please tell me a story…”
“ Do you want to heat what I studied or what I wrote..!?”
Taken by surprise, she asked “Oh! You write stories…?”
“Why should I not write..?”
Now even I was taken aback but she was impressed with the
answer. She (including us ) would have not heard such a story
in our life….

Ok, “tell me story which you have written-?

Sarithra said, “Ravanan kidnappend Sita and took her to
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Srilanka”
The opening scene failed to impress but still she encouraged
the child to contiunue… “Rama asked Hanuman's help to
rescue Sita. Hanuman too agreed to help Rama....”
Then?”
“Now, Hanuman called his friend Spiderman. “No one
expected this twist in the story!!

“Why?”
“Because there are lot of mountains between India and
Srilanka.. But if we have Spiderman we can go easily with his
rope…” “But Hanuman can fly, doesn’t he...?”
“Yes. But he is having Sanjeevi mountain in one hand so he
cannot fly very fast.!” All is quiet,
after a while Sarithra asked “Should I continue or not?”.
“O.k!.
please continue!
“Hanuman and spiderman flew to Srilanka and rescued Sita.
Sita said thanks to both!”
“Why”?
“When you are helped you should say Thanks!”so “ Hanuman
is now called Hulk…”
All were surprised. She realized our curiosity and said “ Now
Sita is there, so to take her safely back to Rama he called
Hulk”
“What???” “Hanuman can carry Sita, right?”
“Yes. But he has Sanjeevi mountain on one hand and has to
hold Spider man with the other”
No one could control their smiles. “So when they all started to
India they met my friend Akshay!”
“How come Akshay!”
“ Because it's my story and I can bring any one there!”
The principal didn't get angry but waited for the nesxt twist
then all started to India and landed at Chennai Velechery Bus
Stop!
Now I asked, “Why they have landed in Velechery bus stop?”
“Because they forgot the way… and Hulk got an idea and
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called Dora!”
I came to know about Dora only there!…
“Dora came and she took Sita to Velechery Venus colony…
that's all!”
She finished the story with a smile.. The principal asks “Why
Venus colony…?”
“Because Sita is there and I am Sita!!!”
The principal was impressed and embraced the child. She has
been admitted in UKG and was gifted with a Dora doll….
Kids can really amaze… but we clip their wings (creativity)
expecting them to do things as we see it right and not from
their viewpoint.. Let's give every child freedom to do their
own things and watch their dreams come true…
***
LECRURER : Who is a lecturer?
STUDENT : A lecturer is a person who has a bad habit of
speaking when others are sleeping…. LOL
***
Righteousness or unrighteousness, pleasure or pain, are
purely gimmicks of the mind and are of no concern to you…
You are not the doer nor the reaper of consequences… You are
the stainless reality and you are absolutely free….
***
He : Guruji, I am terribly upset… I did not get my promotion
as Assistant General Manager…. Why did this thing
happened in my case? What a fate Guruji…?
Me : Dear, when you got promotion as Senior Manager you
never asked me, as to why did that promotion happen to you,
when there were more capable people than you are in your
company…. I think this is not fair… when good things
happen in your life, you never ask as to why is it happening
whereas when some thing otherwise happens then
immediately you ask as to why it has happened to you…
When it is advantage to you then it is not fate or destiny but
when it is disadvantage to you then it is fate? This is sheer
hypocrisy…. As he was leaving I laughed at him and said….
'Don't lament about this…. Next week they are releasing one
more list of 3 candidates… your name will appear on that
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list'…. Lord's Grace…. Our prayers….
***
The peace of God transcends all human comprehensions and
understanding…. Every attempt made to define God with an
egoistic mind will always fall multi billion times shorter than
the reality… So immerse in the mystery of God and surrender
totally at his feet…. This too cannot happened without his
will… So we pray to him for his blessings… This too comes
to my heart because of his will and grace….Praise the Lord….
Accept your past without regret
***
Handle your present with confidence…..
Face your future without fear....
***
Be compassionate to all… the rich or the poor…. the mighty
or the weak… the elder or the younger… the friend or the
enemy... the beauty or the beast… Each one has one's own
problems… Every one suffers… Only that it may be more
painful in one case or less in the other…. so be compassionate
to all…. Every one longs for your love…be graceful to them
by sharing your love to them….
***
Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it…
***
He : Guruji, every one condemns me for going to temples,
doing poojas, etc.,? What is your advice?
Me : This is all very personal… No one should comment
about all this… It's a matter of faith… It is indecent to
comment on one's faith… It you find no one to support you on
your spiritual path, it's better to walk in aloneness… It is
better to be without the support of the indecent or the
companionship of the high handed….
***
Plant the tree of kindness, Share the fruits of love,
unconditionally with one and all…
***
There is nothing more to learn…. There is a lot to unlearn…

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throw all that garbage out become empty…. Unwind
yourself… enough of winding…. Unwind…. Enjoy the
bliss…
She : Guruji, he always keeps talking about breasts, legs and
thighs it's miserable,… Any cure?
Me : Yes there is a cure…. Send him to KFC… LOL
***

He : Guruji, I broke up with her….

Me : This looks decent for ' I know she dumped you'…. LOL
***
Love is not a relationship…. Love is your very being…. A
relationship is built over a period of time… When love is your
being, it will be sporadic and spontaneous…love doesn't need
any time to gather up… It will just ignite like the fire and the
cotton side by side…. Relationship is manipulative… It
calculates… It takes time… It brings in the mind…. It is in to
comparisons…. Good or bad, beauty or ugly, convenient or
inconvenient, young or old etc,.. but love is more from the
heart… mind can speak... mind is capable of tricks…. Mind is
a mathematician…It manipulates…. Heart can't speak…
heart cannot dupe…. Heart doesn't know tricks… that's why
in love it is just silence…. It is golden… Love is a
celebration… Love is therapeutic…Mind is neurotic....
***
He : My kindness is being treated as weakness…
Me : Still be kind….
He : My help to others is unnoticed and not
acknowledged....
Me : Still be helpful…
He : I am honest and frank…still people cheat me….
Me : Still be honest….
He : The good I do today, people forget tomorrow…
Me : Do good always….
He : Guruji, why do you still want me to be still kind,
helpful, honest and do good despite the society
being indifferent to it….
Me : It's simple dear, all these good things you do are
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 between you and God he always acknowledges and
reciprocates… it is never between you and
society…
***
Banta : Which is the right month to marry?....
Me : Octembruary………
Banta : There is no month like that….
Me : Exactly….
***
All forms and formations ultimately perish… Only the
formless essence remains…. Once you realize and accept this
factor, you will be fearless….
***
Fear is just death… it you are fearing life is absent… you are
already dead….
***
You are that which is both inside and outside… You are in
anything and everything… Why then are you so deluded?
Why do you keep running like a frightened ghost?
***
How can you see two in that which is one? We are one… I can
see myself in you… In all your so called thoughts and
actions… yet I am free and so you are… Then why do you
live in the fear of misery?... You are just that stainless
reality…
***
I have no mental karma neither good nor bad… I have no
physical karma neither good nor bad… I have no verbal
karma neither good nor bad… I am beyond senses… I enjoy
the pure nectar of wisdom…I don't have anything else to
offer….
***
My whole effort is to undo all that negativity which others
have done to you….
***
Do not go to a Master if you want to impress… Do not go to a
Master if you want to show off… There is nothing to perform
before him…. Master cannot be impressed…. Master cannot
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be manipulated…. When you go to him, go with an attitude of
total surrender… Go with a lot of humility… In that
humbleness a deep respect and love alone should be
visible…. If you cannot be that way, in the first place, better
not to go to him…
***
Teacher : What does goat give?
Kid : Goat gives meat…
Teacher : What does sheep give?
Kid : Sheep gives wool…
Teacher : What does the big fat cow give?...]
Kid : Home work....
ROFL….
***
Happily enjoying my transit stay at Heathrow London…
waiting for my flight to Hyderbad….
***
He : Guruji, I am trying to work our my relationship with
my wife….

Oh!.... Where are we heading? This boy is trying to work out

relationship with his wife…. With wife it's just pure love…
you may disagree with her some times… she may disagree
with you some times… This is very normal… Is it necessary
to work out, plan it etc.,? In business you work for a
relationship… Is marriage a business where the husband had
to work out a relationship with wife and wife had to workout a
relationship with her husband? Should love be planned? In
love should agreements be reached? If you have to agree on
conditional ties to be followed between husband and wife, is
it a contract? Is love a business? Is love a contract? Is not love
beyond all this? In such a bondage of pure unconditional love
between husband and wife where is the question of working
out for a relationship?.. Is not love supreme understanding
and sacrifice? Don't husband and wife in that union enjoy that
kind of a faith where they are prepared to do anything for each
other?

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I don't know where now a days kids are heading to?...
Our prayers to Lord....
***
He always lectured about perfection… Lots of people were
mesmerized with his discourses… I liked him a lot for his
skill to convince people about perfection… He was critically
ill… I went to see him… He caught hold of my hands… He
said… 'Sridhar, I think my time has come… I don't know
whether what I spoke about perfection is all right… so pray
for my soul'….
I told him…. 'Don't worry… In case your words are right, you
may not need any help for you will belong to the perfect side
of the cosmos…In case your words are not true, you will
belong to the 'totality' part of the cosmos… My masters
happen to hail from this world and they will take care of
you… either way you are taken care… Absolutely nothing to
worry…. As I looked in his eyes, he looked relieved… I just
came to my car in the parking lot and his brother came rushing
to inform me that the perfectionist has breathed his last….
Lord's grace….
***
At Hyderabad Airport waiting to board flight to Heathrow,
London onward to Toronto… Will be back by 7th morning at
Hyderabad… Love you all…Lord's grace…enjoy
***
When I asked to an audience about 'leadership' I got some
interesting answers….
1. I want to lead a team….
2. I want to be in the lead role since I will be the centre of
attraction….
3. As a leader I will be powerful….
4. I can guide the team better….
5. I can fight elections in a big way…
6. As a leader, I can learn to better manage people….
Like this I received around 30 different answers…. All the
audience were almost 35+age…. One of the members of the
audience had brought her 8 year old girl… The girl finally

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gave the most impressive answer….
She said… 'Guruji, as a leader I will make a remarkable
difference'…. I applauded in joy and hugged the girl….
***
Every new day is another chance to change your life.... One
has to complete all materialistic needs to enjoy the spiritual
world....
***
He : Guruji, I don't have friends….
Me : I know your ways…. Don't try to understand others….
Just love them for what they are I too will join the long list of
friends you are likely to have….
***
When he was not successful in his materialistic life, he ran in
to spiritual field…. I know very well that he is going to be a
big failure in this too….
***
He was too insistent on his own views…. He seldom has
friends….
***
As you age, never allow a feeling of insecurity to grip you….
As you become old, you must become bold not boled…. I
have seen many aged people exhibiting a lot of ego…. That's
more due to feeling of insecurity…. It's just an act of
cowardice…. As you age, you should mature in to a brave
person, so that the youngsters can follow your foot steps as a
beacon of light….
***
If you let go of what you are, you become what you might
be…..
***
She was born brought up in India…. Very studious and a nice
girl… got married to a pleasing guy… migrated to the
USA…. The boy whom she got married is the only son forhis
parents…. The parents in law are over possessive of their only
son…become very nagging for the girl and keep on harassing
that girl… she has two kids… she lost cool… the carefree
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personal life in the USA became bother some during the vists
of the parents in law… She came back to India for good…
nagging continued…. Fights between husband and wife
started…. She could not stay in India…. They once again
migrated back to the USA…. Parents-in-law followed…
nagging continues…. She is not able to accept them as they
are and they don't understand her for what she is…. I pity the
husband… He is caught between the parents and his wife….
The unending drama continues….
***
My whole effort is to undo all that negativity which others
have done to you….
He : Guruji, in simple terms can you define a 'life cycle'?
Me : It is hard to pedal a cycle, so you switchover to a
bike… Bike is sacrificed for a car for comfort….
Because of this you became fat with excess weight
and advised to go to a gym. In the gym, they again
give you a cycle to pedal….
Hope you understand in simple terms this is called a
'life cycle'…. ROFL…..
He : Guruji, Why people judge?
Me : Probably they feel thinking is difficult, and so
judging is easy...
***
Intellectuality without humility is a disease….
***
The minute you lose your cool and become angry, they have
stolen your power and you are now power less...
***
Once you are conscious of your consciousness, you will
realize the whole existence as a miracle….this is the state the
saints reached… You will have wisdom yet wonder… A very
conscious person is full of wisdom yet wonders…. Life will
be alive for you… you can visualize everything yet
wonder…. An unconscious person can never wonder…. A
conscious person who can wonder is an intelligent person….
An unconscious person who cannot wonder is more an
intellectual person…. Your whole existence is to upgrade
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from unconscious to the conscious…. Your whole existence
is to upgrade from intellectuality to intelligence….
***
You have to drop all your pretensions…. You have to drop all
your defenses... you have to drop all your so called
intellectual reasoning….you have to be utterly naked… then
you can see things clearly… I am waiting for you thousands
of years in that path of reality to take you to closer to your true
nature called 'GOD'.
***
Banta : Is it the Sun or the Moon?
Santa : No idea… I am new to this city....
LOL….
***
What is the name of the Gujatati girl who drinks just one tea
per day? Jaswantiben…
Just-one-tea-ben….
***
Sometimes though you are speaking the truth it may be
misleading….
Santa was promoted as manager…. He wanted to surprise his
wife…. So he told her on phone from office….
‘Honey, tonight you are going to sleep with the manager'….
LOL….
***
Today morning I visited V S Murthy's home for 15 minutes…
this is one family which showers a lot of unconditional love
on me…. I know V S Murthy for almost three decades…. He
has not changed a bit… a very jovial and emotionally charged
guy…. He always ties me with his unconditional love… his
hospitality is par excellence…. Oh!.. you should taste the
medu vada and coconut chutney prepared buy his mother….
It was yummy and mouth watering…. I enjoyed my visit….
***
She : Do you think I am a very beautiful girl?...
He : Yes…
She : Do you think among all the girls you have met, I am

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 the most brilliant girl?
He : Yes…
She : Do you say that if I walk on road, every one will look
at me?
He : Yes….
She : My sense of humour is very wonderful na?
He : Yes…
She : You are too much… I feel so shy that you are going
on praising me.
***
He…. Guruji, I am observing brahmacharya to attain
moksha…. But some times I get lustful thoughts… How to
avoid it? All these thoughts come out of previous samskaras
and obstruct the attainment of moksha?
***
I wonder at the people around me…. First of all this guy
cannot understand what is brahmacharya… I think he sees too
many mythological serials on the television channels and has
arrived at some conclusion based on it… or may be he has
read too many books and reached such a conclusion…. He
uses big big words, Samskaras, Moksha etc., without even
having the slightest idea of what it is…. Probably he has heard
some one using those words and he mechanically repeats
then… very sad state of affairs….
Any action or inaction performed or not performed has to be
witnessed… you are not the mind…. You are not the body….
You are the purity personified…. There is no impurity in
you…you are just a spec of the stainless reality…. All that
happens with you and without you needs to be witnessed by
the soul…. You are not the doer…

When the mind is at work, your brahmacharya will have no

value… the job of the mind is not to allow you to perform….
So the mind will remind the body of its biological necessity
and you will feel lustful… Body has its own limitations….
Once the reservoir is full, it has to overflow… once the semen
accumulates suddenly may be even in sleep when you are not

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aware, it will find its way out… Instead you should take a
wow under brahmacharya that you will not eat…. Then we
have to see the tamasha… you cannot withstand your
hunger… at best may be a day or two… you will start
eating…

Brahmacharya is more witnessing your own action while

continuing to perform or not perform as the case may be…
you are not the doer…. Lord is the doer…. You don't own
anything…. Neither this body nor this mind belongs to you…
Nothing is yours…..

Don't make tall talks.... cross the barriers of ego, aggression,

possessiveness, jealousy.... visualise the Lord in every action
of yourself and others.... feel the presence of 'GOD' in
anything and everythibng.... Just be... Don't try to become....

Be normal, the para normal dawns on you....

If you aim at para normal, you will become abnormal....

Paranormal dawning on you opens the flood gates of

liberation called 'moksha'.....
***
Myself and my friend were walking on the road...... I was
hungry and we just went in to a nearby hotel....
A tall handsome man joined us for some tiffin... I just formally
introduced him to my friend who had accompained me to the
hotel...

He : Why did you not accompany me?

Me : I cannot..... I should not.....
He : Why you cannot.... Why you should not?
Me : I had already promised 'Suruchi' that I will not
accompany you....
He : Why did you promise her?
Me : You know my boncage with her... I cannot overstep
her and do things the way you want for she's the
Master who taught me 'Malvaaruni'.... How do you
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 expect me to disobey her commands?
He : Okay...okay.... Now how to deal this?
Me : I know that 'Virata" is approachable now.... strike a
deal with him. You can appease him by handing over
'Jigara' since 'Virata' is for demonstrating his
power....
He : Okay, thanks for you suggestion.. we will meet some
other time...
He had some tiffin along with us and left....
My friend asked me... Why did your friend keep quiet and did
not talk anything?

I just smiled and thought, how my friend will understand all

that happened in the silent conversation between us, which
dates back to thousands of years of assocition and is still being
continued in the Cosmos? ....... Lord's Grace....
***
I never look back for I am not planning to go that way...
***
He gives a number of discourses on Bhagavad Gita... he keeps
arguing with many intellectuals on this..... He is also my best
friend..... One day...
he asked.... Any good advise for me to positively further my
career?

I just smiled and said... Truth is one, facts are few,

interpretations are many....

He did not seem to understand me... do you?

***
Your very 'being' is the priority.... Not 'becoming'..... Don't
plan to 'become'... Let rose smell emanate from roses and not
jasmine smell.. Let apples be in apple trees and not on
plantain trees... Just be yourself...
***
Neither reason out your faith nor question the reasons of
others faith... Faith is the song of the heart and is impossible to

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explain....
If faith can be explained in words, it is not faith.....
***
When you are with unconditional love, it will flow and over
flow.... You will never create a prison for any one.... You will
not be possessive.....none will be suffocated... further you
will not expet any gratitude or thanks giving from anyone...
You will be full of joy.... Every one around you will be
mesmerised because of the unconditionality in love... They in
turn will inspire you and shower unconditional love on
others... you will turn the entire society in to a paradise...All
will feel the existence of the Heaven on the Earth free of all
maladies.... maladies will turn in to melodies...

Unconditional love is only possible for those who are full of

heart... it's not for those who look at it with mind... mind is a
Doubting Thomos.... It will not allow you to love
unconditionality... mind is calculative and manipulative... it
cannot understand love, leave alone the unconditionality
part.... Love is not for people who approach it with mind...
people full of mind cannot understand what I am saying....
Understanding by the heart is different from understanding
by the mind.... I know very well that many of you cannot
understand this...
***
Reality dawns on the one who has come out of the past and
future.... I am scared of a very serious thinking person.... It's
quite sickening....Such people are very gloomy and spread a
lot of darkness around them.... When you see such people,
you will feel drained out.... A person without humour and
laughter cannot spread joy.... None of the Masters are
serious... they cannot be serious... they always had the
uncanny ability to be joyous with humour as a guiding spirit
even in trying situations.... They are all people of the heart
spreading a lot of joy.... you can't afford to be serious in life....
Dispel the darkness by igniting the spark of light through
humour....
***
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A joke for you....

He : Guruji, in my company salary is disbursed on the seventh

of every month and on the eight, I am pennyless
Me: Looks like it comes at the speed of 2G and leaves you at
the speed of 4G..... LOL
***
In your seeds of thoughts that emanate from the mind, is the
destiny which too emanates from the mind.....
***
Kids are not just kids.... They grow every minute... every
parent needs to consult their children before taking any
decision involving them... days have changed.... Now a days,
in fact the kids don't allow their parents to take them for
granted.... This is a good beginning for the parents to learn
better etiquettes and manners....
***
In Material life you have to search.... In spiritual life you have
to stop searching.... You have to just witness to understand....
There is nothing to search or research... Searching and
researching will yield results in materialistic life... If you
keep searching in life, you will just end up searching.... Life,
love, spirituality are all synonymous...
***
He complained to me about his boss...
He... Guruji, my boss is the biggest idiot and adding to it has
an inflated ego.... I am losing my cool... Some day I may
shout at him....
Me: Don't do that... you will be in trouble... never antagonise
the crocodile when you are still swimming in the river....
***
Stop worrying about the future and be thankful to nature for
what it has already blessed you with...
***
You are beautiful as you are... you need not keep listening to
everything about changing yourself and get depressed... so be
yourself and not what others want you to be...

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 ***
Life goes on... life does not stop for anyone... so be what you
want to be and not what others want to see...
***
He closed his eyes to meditate... he didn't want to see things
which he didn't want to see... but he could not close his heart
and hence could not escape the feelings for me... he opened
his eyes... tears rolled down from his eyes... he didn't expect
it... I hugged him tightly from behind... with love without
turning his head he said 'Guruji"... neither could I control my
tears... that's the power of true love... in a way we were
meditative...

Sometimes all the words in the dictionary cannot describe a

single feeling...
***
The more anger you carry about the past, the less incapable of
love you become in the present... don't become a prisoner to
that anger which is an impediment to freedom... LOVE is that
freedom...
***
Saint : Nobody knows everything..
Me : Every body knows something...
***
Ability is what you are capable of doing....
Motivation determines what you do....
Attitude determines how well you do....
***
The moment you think you can't lose what you own is the
moment you start losing it.. .

Be yourself... none has the right to judge you...

***
When I meditate on the whole, I always find you...
***
He : I want to impress that girl... Which machine should I use?
Me : ATM. LOL.....

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In the midst of the poor and the needy, it's a disgrace to be
miserly wealthy....
***
She was a brilliant student but an emotional character... she is
a Post Graduate in Medicine... She loved and married a doctor
who is a gold medalist with great ambitions.... She consulted
me for advice... before her marriage, I advised her.."You are
marrying another professional, that too a doctor, don't
compromise on your personal life in the name of profession...
talk to him.... Let one of you chose a career and the other can
play a supportive role so that at least one of you will be stress
free and can console the other when life becomes hectic.."....
Yesterday I received an email from the girl.. she stated...
Gurujui, I have been promoted to the next grade in my
hospital... Now I may not have much time and may have to
work on Sundays, too... I need your blessings"....
I know where this will lead to...
Lord's Grace... our prayers for their physchological well
being...
***
She asked me how not to worry about the future?
I could not help laughing..
So I asked her to better enjoy worrying... Some people enjoy
worrying....
***
He.... Why is it difficult to find God?
Me... You are trying to find something which was never lost in
the first place...
***
The most impossible task is to be happy with everyone,
The most easiest task is to make happy everyone, provided
you learn to live without expectations...
***
Every day Lord Krishna would go in to the garden and say to
all plants, "I love you all" the plants will respond to the Lord
by saying, "We too love you"....

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One day Krishna rushed quickly in to the garden very
alarmed... he went to the bamboo plant... The bamboo plant
asked him, "Krishna is there anything I can do for you?".
Krishna said, "Yes, but it's very difficult for me to ask and
more difficult for you to oblige"....
The bamboo plant said, "Please ask me... I would love to do
anything for you...You are my Lord and we are in deep love
for each other... Please give me an opportunity to be of some
use to you"....
So Krishna said, "I need your life... I want to cut you"....

The bamboo plant said, "Kindly go ahead"...

Lord Krishna asked, "Once I cut you, your life will be gone..
How is it that you are agreeing to such a desire of mine?"....

The bamboo plant said, "You are my love and above all my
God.. If you are asking for something it must be for a higher
cause.... This life was given by you and if not today some day
it has to cease to exist... Instead of dying without serving a
purpose, it is better to die for a purpose at the hand of my lover
who is none other than God.. So please feel free to cut me and
use me for the holy purpose desired by you"...

So the Lord cut the bamboo plant made it hollow, drilled it

with holes and started playing flute with it...

the Gopas, Gopikas, Radhe, Rukmini, Satyabhama used to

feel jealous of the flute.... They used to feel and said to the
flute... "Look, Krishna is our Lord, but yet we get only some
time with him, whereas he wakes up with you, sleeps with you
and all the time you are with him"...

So they asked the flute," Please tell us the secret reason

behind Lord treasuring you so much"....

The flute said, "The secret is when I was a bamboo plant, I

gave myself to the will of the Lord... he did whatever was
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right for me... he made my stuffed body hollow and drilled
holes making me empty inside... Lord does whatever he
wants with me and however he wants with me... I have just
become his instrument".....

When God can do whatever he wants and however he wants

with you, it is total surrender and you will always be in his
hands just like the flute... no qustions should be asked and
unquestionable faith in him can transform your life as a
bamboo to life of a flute.... Then you will always be with
lord... so just be.... not in past... not in future... but deeply
rooted in the present named "GOD”
***
The fears of the future steals the reality of the present....
***
Me.... Yesterday for nearly three hours I was thinking about
you and your family....
He.... Thank you Guruji.... That shows how much you love
us....
Me.... Yesterday I was at the zoo....
ROFL
***
As long as knowledge aids accumulation of material wealth
it's not of much problem, but when it fuels arrogance it needs
to be put in check...
***
He... what is the one thing that is similar in both our lives and
what is the one thing that is different in both our lives.....
Me... We both love each other without any expectations
which is similar between us.... Whereas we both look at life
differently....

He... Ok!, Guruji... how different are our attitudes towards

life?
Me... I look at life like a traveller whereas youlook at life like
a tourist...
He... What difference does it make?

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Me.. Hell of a difference...As a traveller, I see everything...
As a tourist you see only what you would like to see...
He... Very well understood Gururji... you lead a choice less
life whereas mylife is full of choice and preferences...
I smiled at him...
***
A true Yogi is a person of the unlimited heart and not a
person of the limited mind.... He knows that the limitations
of the mind can be over powered by the limit less heart....
***
There are certain things, money cannot buy... love,
manners, intelligence, of course Masters too....
***
The girl is married for 20 years... her parents-in-law and her
husband's sister continue to harass her and she is getting
depressed... same story... This happens in every
household... What is really hurting her is not them.... Her
own expectations that they will change is hurting her...
leopards can never change its spots... They will not
change... she has to look at it differently... She must be
courageous to drop her expectations and move on... I have
been saying this right from time immemorial...
***
How can one delight in others' suffering? We call ourselves
as human... Can we be happy when some one is suffering?
When ego and arrogance takes over one, it leads to a lot of
suffering for others... when this is powered by deceit and
jealousy, he pain inflicted is unsurmountable... we call
ourself mankind...Man is there... Is there kindness?
ourselves? What happened to the divine qualities of love
and compassion in man? Why has it gone in to hiding?

Be alert to check on yourself.... Introspect yourself.... Stop

inspecting others... you have come in to this world to correct
yourself and not others... make a resolution every day as you
get up, that you will perform atleast one act of kindness for
that day to atleast one person... Slowly and steadily fill your
days with total acts of kindness to all... T ry to understand
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others... try to understand their views, feelings... Respond
humanly to them... For that to happen you must be alert...
***
I was walking on a hot day in the city of Madurai.... I was in
the market... I just purchased some provisions.... I then went
to the vegetable market... I purchased some vegetables.... I
took an auto rickshaw... I asked the auto driver to stop the
auto....

Auto driver... "This is a grave yard.... You look like a sane

person... are you sure you want to get down here?”

I just smiled and gave him Rs.10000/-...

He was taken aback and asked me... “Why are you giving me
so much money?”

Me... "I have some excess money... I don't like

accumulation... when I have excess, I just distribute... It will
be of some use to you...”

Auto driver... You look strange and your actions are strange to
me....

Just then from inside the grave yard a man came to the auto
lifted both the bags and I followed him.... The auto left the
place....

The man at the grave yard said..... "I was worried.... You were
late.... everything fine?”

Me...."Sorry!.... I got late... The vegetable vendor Lakshmi's

daughter was pregnant and in a labour.... So her son had come
to the shop.... got a bit delayed.... Further the rice had to come
from Gopal... He got delayed in supplying the rice to the
commission agent Murthy who finally sold the rice to

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Selvam.... Selvam's vehicle broke down and the rice had to be
transported in an alternate vehicle of Bala.... Finally the rice
reached the shop... the bags had to be checked by the shop
keeper Srinivas.... I requested srinivas to give rice from these
bags....
So got delayed....
The man..... Ok, Let us not further delay it.... we willl start the
job...

We both were joined by another three persons... Two females

and a male.... The vegetables were cut and cooked.... The
provisions were also cooked.... The food was ready....

In the mean while, a small homa kundam in one corner of the

grave yard was prepared.... Everything was in place.... With
Lord's grace, I invoked the "Smashaana Bhairava" and started
doing Chanda Bhairavi Tantram.....

All the cooked food was kept in 8 banana leaves.... During the
prayogam 8 dogs entered the grave yard.... ate all the food....
They rested for some time and left....

The prayogam took six hours and twenty minutes... I took the
Kumbham water and sprinkled on the two males and two
females....

They said.... "Shall we go?”

Me.... "Ok, you all may go.... While going just visit
Tirupachetthy Bhairava, take his blessings and leave......

I could visualise the four King cobras, the two males and the
two females praying Bhairava at Tiruppachetthy reverently
before leaving this cosmetic world....

Om Ksham Prom Ksham Smashana Bhairavaya Namaha....

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Om Ksham Runa Vimochana Bhairavaya namaha....
Om Sam Naaga Yakshaaya namaha...
Om Sam Naaga Yakshinyai namaha....
Lord's grace...
***
Love cannot be reasoned out... when we love some one there
is no reasoning... Love is the language of the heart... love is
not the language of the mind... Mind is calculative and
manipulative... Heart does not know all that... Heart does not
think of sequences or consequences.... love is more akin to
heart... Love from mind is not love and does not last long...
Love from heart is eternal... Love and life are synonymous...
Love without reasoning shows the courage of the heart... We
don't love some one because of beauty or wealth or
intellectuality.... Beauty or wealth or intellectuaity are all
realtive... Love does not compare or compete... To be in love
means to be with God... Weather your prayers are answered or
not, whether God diminish... We love him unconditionally
and that's His grace... He is residing in all of us and hence we
should see in each other 'God' and love unconditionally...
Such a love brings a deep respect for each other irrespective
of our race, religion, caste creed or colour... no longer such
person is human, he or she is divine... I am sure this person is
always in conversation with God... I would love to sit in
silence with such person and spend my life eternally...
Lord's will and grace....
***
A lover always looks inward and not outward.... The loved is
in the heart... Outward is projection of the mind... The inward
is the reality which emanates from the heart... When the Yogi
meditates, he shuts the outward and moves inward...Love is
Yoga... Yoga is love...
***
The Master sits in the heart of the disciple turned devotee...
The disciple see the Master outwardly whereas the devotee
looks at the Master seated in the heart... The devotee never
ever misses the Master..
***
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Santoyam Aatma....
Mind is the cause of all miseries... Mind assumes and
presemues... Mind is delusive...
Peace is inward... One has to learn to discover that peace...
Peace is heart... The spirit of enthusiatic life exists inward and
it can be enjoyed through the heart... That's why the Lord is
seated there as the Master....
***
When you feel lonely, it is the mind...
When you are alone, it is the heart... It's better to be alone to
oneself with the Master seated firmly in the heart, instead of
feeling lonely after the so called friends, relatives leave you...
***
The cosmic dance can happen only when you are alone... .
***
He... Guruji, I am in love with a girl... I have a doubt... Can I
ask?
Me.. No you cannot ask... Doubt is from the mind... Doubt
cannot be from the heart... If you really love her there cannot
exist any doubt...
***
A son took his old father to restaurant for an evening dinner.
Father being very old and weak, while eating, dropped food
on his shirt and trousers. Other diners watched him in disgust
while his son was calm.

After he finished eating, his son who was not all

embarrassed, quietly took him to the wash room, wiped the
food particles, removed the stains, combed his hair and fitted
his spectacles firmly. When they came out, the entire
restaurant was watching them in dead silence, not able to
grasp how somone could embarrass themselves publicly like
that.

The son settled the bill and started walking out with his father.
At that time, an old man amongst the diners called out to the
son and asked him, "Don't you think yo have left something
behind?"
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The son replied, "No sir, I haven't".
The old man retorted, "Yes, you have! You left a lesson for
every son and hope for every father".
The restaurant went silent.
***
Awesome joke...
Father: I have 4 sons
1st - Ph.d
2nd - M.B.A
3rd - Engineer
4th - Thief
***
Neighbour - Why don’t you throw your 4th son out of the
house..
Father : He is the only one earning in the house, rest are
jobless !!!
***
To day an incident happened in Madurai...
Evening around 6.30 pm, I was waiting to meet some one in
the bus station...A person was looking at me for some time
and then came near me and...

He... I remember to have seen you some where...

Me... You can see me any where and levery where... Don't
think I am God...I just like roaming...
He... Now you seem to be waiting to board some bus, of
course to roam?
Me... May be... I am still undecided...
He... Can I also join to roam with you....
Me... I am job less... You have work to do... Why roam with
me? I don't have any work to do.... I am little surprised to see
you here....
He.... What to do? I have not seen you for months... So I came
here to see you...

I smiled and said... Don't worry... After the yagnam in

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December, I will be coming to your area for dong the
prayaschittham... Certainly I will spend some time with
you....

He smiled at me.... No, no.... She smiled at me.... Getting

confused? It's one of the 378 yakshinis known to me..... I call
her "Yamini"....
Lord's grace....
***
She... Guruji, I want to do penance... can you guide me?
Me.... Oh! Sure...

First you have to do certain basic things and come back to me

one you have implemented it 100 percent....

1. You should drop your ego and surrender to the will of God...
2. You should drop your anger and unconditionally love
people for what they are.....
3. You should live selflessly and submit yourself for the
service of this world...

I didn't see her after that for six years... Suddenly one day she
came to me.... We were silent for 4 hours... After this she
hugged me and I told her... "Dear, God is now conversing with
you and you have arrived your destination".
She said... Yes, Guruji I feel that...

As she was going back, I prostrated thrice in that direction for

a Yogi is born...
***
I feel for youngsters of today... She is decently employed....
She loved a guy and he ditched her... She got married to
another guy... She wanted to be transparent with him.... After
marriage, she told him the past life.... He filed a criminal
compliant against her and her family members that he has
been cheated... Her family members instead of supporting
her, were blaming her.... Infact one of her family members

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was busy collecting money by naming the ploce and court as
the reason, which she subsequently found as incorrect... so
she had to run behind police, advocates and court peronally to
clean the mess.... finally court acquitted her and she got a
divorce... Now she is going through matrimonial coloumns
and is not able to decide about the future course of action...
Certainly I can understand that now every guy will look like a
villain and she cannot decide on any one...
Lord's will and grace... Our prayers
***
Morning wife asked her husband to give the newspaper....
Husband:- How backward you are? Technology has
developed so much and you are still asking for the
newspaper...???
Take my i-pad....
Wife took the i-pad and killed the cockroach...!!!
Husband fainted...
Moral
Whatever wife asks, give her without arguement. Show your
smartness in your office only....
***
He.... His looks are very bright....
Me,.... Yeah I noticed... They say light travels faster than
sound....That's the reason why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak...
***
He....Guruji, how to rejoice?
Me....Simple....just two steps...
First, release the guilt of the past....
Second, stop worrying about future....
***
He.... What is one aspect that is important in marriage Guruji?
Me... Marriage is the only way to stop people from fighting
with the strangers....
***
Attitude towards marriage....
Men marry women with the ultimate hope that they will not

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change...
Women marry men with the ultimate hope that they will
change...
Hence both are disappointed....
***
A boy and a girl were getting married....
Any piece of advice Guruji....
Me... Yes... To be happy in a marriage, the girl should
understand the boy a lot and love him a little bit.... they boy
should love the girl a lot and never attempt to understand
her....
***
Intellect has considerably spoiled us... Intellect has fulled in
many of us, ego, pride, jealousy, greed, possissiveness... To
be with intellect and not be blessed with all these negative
traits looks impossible...When are we going to upgrade from
intellect to intelligence, which will be free of all these
maladies?
***
The rich plans for tomorrow....that why I am poor.... I just live
today....
***
Dushehras special
A wife appying haldi, Kumkum on own tounge...
Husband asks "what this nonsense"...
Awsome reply by wife“ayudh puja"
Tomorrow the Yagnam will commence around 3.30 pm only
and not as 12.30 pm announced erroneously... The
inconveniece caused by this erroneous announcement is
deeply regretted...please pass on this message to one and all...
Joyous Dussera to all of you...
***
The selfishness, cunningness, possessiveness, back biting, of
some in this world is a fantastic opportunity for others to
make themselves alert and aware of it...In fact these negative
people's action alone makes you more alert and aware....In
fact we have to thank these funny guys...

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Heart should be the Master and mind should be it's servant...
When you make heart the Master, the mind automatically
becomes the servant...
***.
He...Guruji, I know a spiritually evolved person.... He says he
can guarantee liberation (moksha)... Shall I give it a try?
Me...Why not?... Probably he is a very conscious person... He
knows what he is talking....
He... Guruji, I am seriously asking you, please guide me....
Me... Let me try to explain.... With me there is no guarantee
about anything leave alone moksha since I am neither
spiritually envolved nor conscious... Further he may put you
on to some Upasana and Sadhana for this Moksha... Upon
successful completion he may certify that the doors of
moksha are open to receive you... In my school there is no
upasana or sadhana...in fact there is no path or way... If you
travel behind me, it will lead you no where since, there is no
path or way... I don’t know where I am heading... I am only
interested in the travel and not in the destination.... Since you
seemed to be interested in the destination, you may need some
one like him who can guarantee that... so its better you don't
miss this offer...
He is now busy with that person.... I wish and pray he gets
what he wants.....
***
Interesting question by mouny.... What is moksha? Liberation
of mind or no re birth?... Let us ponder over it....
***
He... How to listen to Master (heart)?
Me... Don't ask tough questions... I don't know.. LOL
***
What ever you do, do it whole heartedly... It can turn
meditative...
***
Ambition needs aggression as fuel to make it work... Goals
need aggression as fuel to make it work.. Lord's grace we are
peaceful since there is no ambition or goals... Nothing to

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achieve.... Many are not at peace because they have ambition,
goals to achieve... Aggression and peace are opposite... They
don't go together... adding to this, I find many struggling with
a word called, 'performance'... The stress to perform is
literally killing people.. Performance is once again like to
constant comparison and updation....
***
Drugs for husbands!
New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting
for FDA approval...
aniversia: Triggers memories of birthdays and anniversaries..
Slimoxil: widens male cornea making wives appear slim...
Sportoblind X: reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from
recognizing the word "sports" on tv...
Workocetamol: generates an insatiable desire in men to do
household chores...
Shophofobex: makes men eager to take wives for shoping
everyweek and wait patiently...
Flirtonate-N: it reduces vision whenever a pretty woman
passes by.
Verytastymycin: husband always praises wife's cooking.
***
He.... Guruji, this is the photograph of my boy... we have got
an alliance match for him.... This is the photograph of the
girl... Can we proceed?
Me.... Just an information is enough... Why should I see the
photos of your boy and girl..
He.... Guruji, we want your concurrence for this marriage...
Me.... No.... I don't want to do this... don't compel me....
He.... Guruji, we don't have anyone else to guide us....
Me... The boy likes the girl... The girl likes the boy... the
families of both sides have agreed... Where do I fit in the
scheme of these things?
He.... It's not like that Guruji.... You have a better vision of
things that may happen in future... So I want you to tell me
Whether the boy and he girl will be compatible?... Whether
they will have children? After marriage whether the girl will

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move with the other family members amicably?
I think you understand Guruji what I meant.... More than all
that I want to know the truth Guruji....
Me.... So you want me to use my vision to find out all this and
inform the truth to you, so that yo can take a decision?
He.... Yes Guruji...
Me.... So my roaming with the Masters and begetting their
blessings to have a vision, is only to look at marriage
proposals and say Yes or No... Now listen to me... As of date
there is no problem with the girl... If a problem arises in future
it may be because of your boy or your family members.... So
the compatibility depends entirely on the support and
encouragement of your son and your family members.... I
don't see anything wrong with the girl in begetting kids...
Probably there may be some issue regarding the motility rate
in your son's case...Now a days suitable treatments are
available and it may not be an issue...regarding progress in
career, your boy is just average... So his progress depends on
how he delivers in the work field.... The girl is very brilliant...
In fact if permitted she can have a good career....Generally in
your family every one picks up a fight or quarels with others...
You know very well that on certain ancestral property issues,
many of you have filed cases against one another... Your
family is known for litigation... I really pity this girl.. she is
from a good decent family... I think her fate is very nasty, to be
involved with your family... this is the truth....
That was the last dy of my meeting him or any of his family
members....
One more wicket down...
Lord's grace...
***
To me immorality means...
To be egoistic...
To be greey...
To be possessive...
To be angry...
To be jealous...

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me'....
The student walks out of the hall without answering the
exam....
LOL...
***
He.... Guruji, she misses me a lot...
Me.... Probably still she has not get a replacement....
It is clear only those who have not forgiven you, keep
reminding you that they have forgiven you...
This is interesting....
***
A. Satya Yuga... Fight between two worlds... Devas and
Asuras...
B. Treta Yuga... (Ramayan)....Rama fought Ravana... Fight
between two countries... Bharath and Lanka....
C. Dwapara Yuga.... (Mahabharat)... Fight between Pandavas
and Kauravas... same family...
D. Kali Yuga.... Inside every individual the good and the evil
fight...
So from fight between the two worlds to fight between two
countries to fight within the family to fight within the
individuals...
***
Sisupala... Krisha is running away every time when he wages
war with you, Jarasandh..... What a great warrior you are...
Jarasandha... Sisupala, every occasion, I feel it is a drama.... I
cannot believe that Lord Krishna is not capable of defeating
me... Every time, I go eagerly to the battle field hoping that
Lord Krishna kill me, so that I can attain moksha... In my
victory I get disappointed... even Rakshasas longed to die at
the hands of the Lord.. It looks like they just played their role..
We all talk about good, but never play that role... In fact to me
it looks like the negative just does the job expected of it and
hence is firm in its duty... So moksha for rakshasas look
justified?
Only people whom you might have been in connection with
judge your actions....

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To be in the illusory world claiming to be perfect...
To be morality means...
To be loveable...
To be in life enjoying the simple pleasures and desires...
To be of service to nature and humanity...
To be with the aura of joy and spreading peace...
To be in whole hearted acceptance of life...
To be wondering the totality of the nature...
Lord's grace...
***
Just be yourself... We can't keep pleasing every one...

Happiness is not outer.... Happiness is inner... Don't search for

Happiness outside... instead keep contemplating the inner..
You are sure to achieve it and eternally retain it....
***
When you look for happiness outside, your wants define it
and differs from person to person..... If you look inner the
happiness is an different experience altogether... It's joy
eternal....
when you look for happiness outside, your wants define it and
differs from person to person....If you look inner the
happiness is a different experience altogether... it’s joy eternal

when you are fufill with outer, inner is difficult... Don't force
yourself.... Finish with the outer and then you can see your
inner more precisely.... When you are full with outer, aspiring
inner is a bit greedy.... The door of meta physics opens when
the door of material physics is closed permanently....
It is difficult to cure people habituated with suspicion..
None is asked to leave the material world... The intention is
it's just a miniscule part of life... You have to realise this... The
door of craving for a materialistic world must cease
permanently... As long as the craving remains, the
metaphysical is not on the scene... When the craving stops,
then you can find the door to the meta physical world
opening... Material physics is outer.. Meta physics is inner...

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Inner is your core... Inner is the reality...Outer is just illusory...
It was a Sunny day.... I just parked my car near some bushes
on the road... I was about to walk in to the forest... My close
friend Sri. Ramanathan Chettiar was waiting on the road.. his
estate is close by.. I spent some time talking to him... I had
some prayogam to do so I was dependent on Chettiar for some
materials....
Chettiar..."Yesterday evening, I have instructed my second
son to deliver all materials in another 4 days time... He said he
will certainly do it..."
Me...'Wow... Wonderful Chettiar'... You always keep up your
word... In my life time you are one of the few noble persons
with whom I have been associated... It's a blessing of the
Lord....
Chettiar... But you did not keep up your word...
Me... Chettiar, with myMaster's blessing and Lord's grace till
date I have not gone back on my word.... I did tell you that we
will meet on the D-day... I did not say where or when... To day
is your D-day and I have seen you... Chettiar, today I am going
in for a prayogam... Suddhi is very good in this place... So I
thought it's better to meet you here instead of your place... By
seeing you in this place where 'aksharas' are good, you will be
reaching your ancestors (pitrus) without any hassle... so I
knew you will come here to see me before you departure from
this cosmetic world...
I could visualise the soul of Sri. Ramanathan Chettiar
peacefully travelling to its ancestral world...
Lord's grace...
***
Heart is my way... I don't belong to mind... Intellect is alien to
me... but with Lord's grace, I have been blessed with
intelligence as my mother...
***
A student in the examinaiton hall said...
'This question paper is too easy... What does the examiner
think? I don't need this kind of charity... I am going to give
another chance to the examiner to better his challenge to

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Though it is none of their business to indulge in such an act of
indecency, they care damn... you have to ignore the acts of
such people for they are unconscious... I have seen people
dropping inspection and judgment once they become aware
of themselves.. So learn to ignore the acts of such people but
don't ignore them, for some day they will become and laugh at
their own stupidity...
***
Long ago, I had an opportunity to meet a great saint from the
land of Tibet.... There were a couple of people with me and he
had his team with him.... We both sat facing each other... We
jointly meditated for an hour... at the end we both burst in to
laughter, hugged each other... once agin we burst in to
laughter and left the place... One of the persons with me
asked... You both meditated, that I could understand... but
why you both burst in to laughter first, hugged and then burst
once again in to laughter?
Me.... How do you know that we both meditated?
He.... You sat facing each other, closed your eyes and were
still for an hour....
Me.... So according to you, if we sit, close our eyes and be still
for an hour is meditation?
He.... That's what people say...
Me.... So you go by what others say and derive an
understanding from that? You call that understanding? Your
understanding seems to be based on the statement of some
one and not from your own innate experience? So you
conclude everything based on other's body language?
He... Ok!, Guruji... at least tell me why you both laughed?
Me.... We laughed at our past stupidities....
He.... Why twice?
Me.... I laughed then because I know you will be asking such
stupid questions and he laughed because his team members
also were to ask such stupid questions...So initially we
laughed at our past stupidities and the final laugh was for the
stupidities which our disciples are going to commit by
questioning their Masters....

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Just have total faith in the Lord... He will use you as a tool to
implement what he wants to do... keep your heart wide open
to receive him... everything happens with his grace..
Anything that is happening is purely is mercy and grace...
***
Learn to see the bright side of your life... Some times
problems do creep up... 'Just have patience...there will be
always a solution around... Some of us keep on
complaining... It's more of a habit... they enjoy living
miserable and don’t want to see the positive side of life... in
one way they too are valuable for they teach you how not to
be.... I pity these masochists....
***
When you surrender to an unreliable source, it leads to
slavery....
When you surrender to a sadguru, it leads to freedom and
liberation....
***
Be humble.... have humility.... Respect every one as a human
and not on the basis of his status as rich... not on the basis of
any religion, race, caste, creed, or sex... respect them... regard
them... love them...respect on account of love is eternal...
respect on account of fear is ephemeral....
***
Till couple of years back, I had a habit.... Every year for a
week I used to travel to an unknown place and do some small
work ... Like working in a tea shop, small road side dhaba,
assisting some vegetable vendor etc., I will just tell them that I
don't have any one and I would like to do work and support
myself....
I used to wash utensils in tea shop, or serve tea, tiffin to
customers.... I used to move in that environment talking to
colleagues and customers... they use to share many things
with me...this gave me a lot of knowledge on the realities of
life....this also gave me a wide exposure to the kind of
problems which people face in day to day life....
I needed this kind of a training to better understand people

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sheer joy to see such people....
Once Master Su Yen asked... “What is the highlight in your
relationship with me”?
I gathered courage to say... “ Master, How do you see two in
that which is one”?
Master Su Yen was in tears and hugged me tightly....
***
The stain less and form less reality is the true essence of fall
forms....
***
When the Jiva, the individual consciousness, small spec of
the ultimate reality called universal consciousness can take a
form with flesh and blood and be born in this world, why will
the universal consciousness, which is the mother of
everything will not be born in flesh and blood?.... This is the
secret of avatars....
***
I don't mind sitting in your hearts... but on one condition....
Heart should not be small... heart must be large.... Kindly
make it large so that I don't get suffocated when I am seated in
your heart....
***
You have a valid point to raise in a forum? Raise... If your
point is a valuable one, there will be no necessity to raise your
voice....
***
She played with his emotions.... Today he has started ignoring
her....poor girl.... She feels a lot... I can understand this....
being ignored by some one who means world to you is the
worst feeling....
***
Just because some one has hurt you, does not mean that it's a
licence to pounce on them back....
***
Twenty five years back I needed some help.... When I
approached him, He said, don't come near me... You go your
way.... I go my....way...

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better from various sections of society.... It also teaches a lot
of humility, humbleness, kindness and above all patience....
Now a days since I don't find much time at my disposal I still
make it a point to go to unknown places and do work at least
for two days in a year.... Lord has been so kind to me to give
me a lot of experience in the process....
Lord's will, mercy and grace...
***
Hearing to everyone is possible... but we cannot afford to
listen to everyone....
I know a person who is stinkingly rich.... every time I see him
he will say....
Guruji, I want to do something to help the poor kids for better
education....
Last month, I had gone to see him....
He said...'Guruji'...
I said.... you need not say anything further.... I know what it
is.... You want to do something to help the poor kids for better
education....
I further said you don't have much time left.... Please start
doing that something which you want to do....
Yesterday I was informed that he passed away....
His desire remains unfulfilled....Since the chance is now
missed, his next chance is likely to do be after 442 years....
***
When you are desirous of doing something good for the
society at large, respect that thought forthwith and do it at the
earliest.... All other things can afford to wait...
***
She.... My mother in law shouts at me every day, Guruji... I
feel like shouting back at her....
Me.... Ignore her act... she is unconscious... A conscious
person never shouts.... Don't shout back at her... Don't throw a
stone towards the drainage, for it will splash back on your
face....
***
Contentment in pleasure and pain is a sign of divinity... It is

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Last month, I saw him in the queue for security check.... I just
switched over to another queue.... he came near me.... I smiled
and said, 'Hey, I am not in your queue dear.... I am in a
different queue.... I am just following what you said...
Then in the lounge we had a cup of tea and in 45 minutes he
relayed his story of the past 25 years.....
Everyone don't remain the same.... Every thing doesn't
remain the same.... Life keeps moving on and keeps
changing....
***
A successful man is one who makes more money than his
partner can spend.... A successful woman is one who can find
such a partner....
***
She.... Guruji, see this photography.... I am going to marry
him....
Me... Wow!.... Wonderful.... good selection....
She... Is he really good Guruji?....
Me Yeah!... He has pierced his ears and is wearing ear rings....
So he is fully prepared for his marriage....
She... What has ear piercing to do with marriage?
Me. secret is such a man has experiences pain and bought
jewellery... LOL...
He... I failed in my exams...
Me... Don't worry... The one who never fell.... Prepare well to
do better next time....
***
Never ever are we going to be at peace unless we free
ourselves from the prison of our own falsified thoughts....
***
Be normal, the grace of the para normal will dawn on you... if
you aim at para normal, very likely you will turn abnormal....
***
Past can be dropped... before that don't try to avoid it or forget
it...accept it and forgive yourself.... Then dropping of the past
is easily possible....
***

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Learn to see things as they are and not see things as you are....
***
Most of the time the problems arise because of the
expectations projected and the reality achieved.... It's always
better to expect less or accept gracefully the reality so that the
problems are not felt...
***
You must be in a state of constant awareness to be non
expectational....
***
He was happily watching TV....
Suddenly a commercial and break....
He started thinking about his loans, credit cards payment,
monthly due, EMI etc.,
He continued watching TV but now very stressfully....
***
Instead of surrendering after becoming helpless, you have to
learn to surrender when things are alright... surrendering after
things become helpless or hopeless is opportunistic....
***
The illusion of possession and doership ultimately cause
immeasurable agony and pain....
***
The man or woman who asks for no return, the supreme
unselfish person, is always closed to God....
***
He destroys all that is perishable.... He burns down the
darkness and lights the wisdom of imperishable in us....
***
How long can you afford to be in deep slumber of searching
material pursuits....
You have to wake up to the spiritual reality some day....
Why not it be this moment?
You are that Pranavaatkara Swaroopam.... The sound of 'aum'
always reverberates in you....
***
Lord is called 'Marga bhandu'.... He always holds your hand

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and takes you across the ocean of Samsara... He always takes
care of everything.... nothing can move without his
command... Time will refuse to move without his will... It is
ultimately the unquestionable faith and faith and faith alone
bestows all the goodness in you to be elevated to better levels
of spiritual existence.... never be disheartened by anything
that happens around you or where else... He and he alone
knows the best and he is beyond human understanding and
comprension....
***
He crossed the street, they asked him his caste...
He crossed his town, they asked him his religion and city...
He crossed his state they asked him his native language...
He crossed his country and when they asked him who he is...
He proudly addressed himself as Indian....
He crossed this world and when asked finally came the word
'Human'....
***
Whenever I visit one some, or receive an email or receive a
letter or on whatsapp I am always addressed with....
Good morning....
Good after noon...
Good evening....
Good night...
Sairam...
Hari om...
H a v e a g o o d d a y . . .
Lords will, Mercy and Grace...
Enjoy...
Oh! How nice it would be if these greetings were really from
the heart and not from the lips?
***
She....Guruji, when he was in service as a top boss he never
used to care for any one.... He used to throw files at
colleagues, he used to shout at subordinates, he sadistically
enjoyed at the suffering of his juniors....Now he is retired,
when he comes to office, no one cares for him, infact many

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insult him on the face....
Me.... Yeah... I can understand this... Have you not heard that
even rabbits insult a dead lion...
***
Why do we not learn to write the insults in sand and the
compliments carved in stone?
***
Liars need a strong memory.. those who speak truth don’t
need a strong memory... only those who manipulate need a
strong memory..
Son... I need a motor bike....
Father .... This year you pass the IIT entrance exam, I will get
you the motor bike you want....
Now, I got it.... Corruption begins straight at home....
***
She .... My husband lies a lot to me Guruji.... what should I
do?
Me.... Don't ask him too many questions...
He... Guruji, she yelled at me many times, but I am always
want back to her and placated her...Ttoday morning I just
yelled once she went away to her mother's place....
Me... My boy, you have to understand men are like dogs....
any number of the times you yell at it, it will come bak....
women are like cats.... Just yell once they are gone...
***
G.......Generator...
O.......Operator...
D.......Destoryer...

on the basis of what your neighbour or friend or relative say

question your child presuming that she or he is on the
wrong.... Don't say go by what others say... Don't allow others
judgment of your child as a tool for your questioning it....
Your presumption of others words as true and not trusting
your child for what he or she says is not fair... Try to see your
child through her or his own eyes... Don't see the child
through others eyes.... It will look every shabby on your part

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to behave that way...Treat the child more as a good friend and
try to understand its feeling at levels.... Go down to the child's
level to better understand what he or she says... It's your
child... Don't forget it...
Some where South of India, there lived a great folk dancer by
name Kadambari...
She regularly danced before Lord Bhairava in a temple....
There was a priest in the temple by name Somanadha
Sastry.... he was very dedicated in his worship towards the
lord... he was very strict disciplinarian... He had no
inclination towards dance or music.... but he knew
disciplinarian... He had no inclination towards dance or
music.... but he knew that Kadambari is a dancer and dances
before Lord when Somanadha is not there... So Kadambari
used to dance before Lord Bhairava, whenever somanadha
satry is not present in the temple... Some times she used to
dance for hours before the lord....
One day when she was dancing she heard the foot steps of
Somanadha Sastry coming in to the temple.... So she stopped
dancing and hid herself in the premise of the temple....
Somanadha Sastry completed the worship and since it was 9
pm, locked the temple and left....
Once he left, Kadambari was very happy that she could spend
the night with the Lord.... So she danced for hours that night
before Lord Bhairava.... She was tired and slept in the
Sanctum Sanctorum of the Lord....
Early morning Somanadha Sastry opened the temple and
come inside to worship Lord Bhairava and found Kadambari
sleeping on the floor right in front of the Lord inside the
sanctum sanctorum he rusehd out of the temple and brought
all the village elders....
Just then Kadambhari woke up to found the entire village
staring at her....
Somanadha Sastry blamed Ksfsmbhsri to have violated the
scriptures and brought disrepute to the entire village... He
further said that the temple has to be sanctified since the entry
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will bring a lot of miseries to the people of the village... The
village elders fearing consequences asked Kadambari to
leave the village once and for all... Kadambari pleaded with
the village elders to allow her to stay in the village.... She fell
at the feet of Somanadha Sastry... He did not show any
sympathy to her and shouted at her... so kadambari left the
village with a heavy heart, crying all the way.... A few miles
away from the village was an old dilapidated building in
which she found a saint living... She told her story to the saint
and the saint said that she can live in that building with him on
the condition that she will continue to dance for Lord
Bhairava at this place while he will be in dhyana/
meditation.... So every day Kadamabari thinking of her Lord
danced before the saint, while the saint was in deep
meditation.... Somnadha Sastry and the villageers planned a
grand function to sanctifl the deity and sanctum sanctorum on
three auspicious days continuously..... the first two dys went
off peacefully.... Meanwhile Kambambari expressed her
desire to visit the temple on the consecration day to the
saint....
The saint said; “ Kadanbari, if you go like this, people will
find you.... I will also come with you.... We will go like
nomadic”... So both the Saint and Kadambari changed their
dress and coustme, set out to village to witness the grand final
day consecration ceremony... The third final day of the
consceration ceremony began and all the villagers had
assembled... The saint and Kadambari dressed nomadic also
mixed with the crowd....
All vedic hymns were being recited by Somanadha Sastry
and a team of Brahmins.... The screen was removed only to
find that the Lord was missing.... the deity was missing...
there was commotion... Every one was stunned... Somanadha
Sastry was dumb founded.... None knew what to do....
Somanadha Sastry said, How is this possible? For the past
two days the Lord was very much there....Overnight he has
gone missing.....
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committed? Oh! Lord, please excuse me and pardon me of
any wrong doing.....
The saint came to the front and said to Somanadha Sastry....
“Somanadha, I think your Lord is not just satisfied with your
vedic hymns..... He is not just satisfied with your rituals as
per scriptures.... It looks like he needs something else also....
By any chance was he entertained in the past by any dancer?
Did any one dance before him?...
Somanadha Sastry said.... Yes.... Oh! elder.... I think I have
done a grave mistake of banishing a young dancer by name
Kadambari, who used to entertain Lord with her dance.... I
have sinned by banshing her from this village.... I don't know
where she is now .... If I know where she is, I will beg apology
and bring her back so that our Lord will be pleased by her
dance and reappear in this temple....
Meanwhile Kadamabari came forward and revealed her
identity and in no time she started dancing... The Lord did not
appear.... Somandha Sastry asked the saint, Is the Lord still
not happy with me? Should I do anything further to please the
Lord? ......
The saint laughed and laughed and laughed and finally said,
In the beauty of her dance I forgot myself that I have
something to do.... Let me do it so that you all can see the Lord
Bhairava'....
So saying the saint walked inside to the sanctum sanctorum
and sat on the peetam and became the stone idol'.....
This story was narrated to me by Maharishi Rajar when for
the first time he took me to Tiruppathur to have the darshan of
'Yoga Bhairava'..... in a temple..... Tiruppathur is 60kms
North east of Madurai .....
Om Ksham Yoga Bhairavaya namha....
Lord's grace..... enjoy
***
Wife..... Shall I make pulao or briyani?
Husband..... First make it and then we will name it......
ROFL......
***

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Learn the unwind
Unwind the learning

It's enough of winding

Unwind, unwind, unwind.....

Live like you have never lived

Love like have never you loved
***
Though with advancement of age maturity is expected to
dawn on account of the experiences one under goes in life, I
have seen many a time this theory falling short of the reality....
Many aged people behave very immature and youngsters
behave more convincingly... So it looks like it's the maturity
of soul over thousands of years that matters and not the body
which ages in one life....
***
The more you are aware, the better you understand....
The better you understand, the lesser you complain...
I always bow my head low to all elders, some for their
eldership others for their age....
***
Gangadhar Das lived on the banks of the ganges....He was
ably supported in life by his wife Sushmitha.... Every day
Gangadhar used to cross the Ganges river and walk inside a
forest to reach a Shiva temple.... He used to perform pooja
through out the day and return at night.... Sushmitha did house
hold duties in a zamindar's house in a village nearby and
earned money for the expenses of her house.... One day
Gangadhar did not return home and a worried Sushmitha
decided to go to the other side of the river to find out about her
husband's where abouts....
She crossed the river and entered the forest.... It was pitch
dark and she could not virtually see anything... Just then came
a young girl with lantern and she anything as to who
Sushmitha was and what she was doing there so late in the
night....

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births.... All lprarandha karmas left over of the present birth
are added to the sanchitha karmas of pervious births... So the
moment you are born, you are born with accumulated balance
of sanchitha karmas.... subsequently deeds based on all this....
In the pitru loka many pitrus co exists.... They contemplate of
their previous births.... They have a master.... he is called by
the name ‘Jiva Pitru’.... he educates them of the value
system.... he educates all the souls belonging to his clan
existing in the pitru loka of how to conduct themselves when
they are born as ‘Jiva’.... He educates them as to what has to
be done to escape this chain of births and deaths... he educates
them as to how the ‘jiva - individual consciousness’ can
escape this chain of karma to merge with ‘Parma - universal
consciousness’.... A lot is told on the various aspects of
parama - the universal consciousness...
Further Jiva pitru has the right to re align the birth of a pitru as
Jiva in this world..... considering the general welfare of the
clan, some times he re arranges the order.... generally the birth
of a pitru as a Jiva per karmas attained, but Jiva pitru has got
special powers ti over ride this and can make a soul be born
earlier or later defying the karmic cycle.....
Its seems Lord Brahma in every plan decides as to who can do
the role of Jiva Pitru.... Generally souls with a very high
degree of cosmic consciousness who have almost attained the
stage of merging with the 'Parama' are requested to do this
role as 'Jiva Pitru'... though they have a chance to mergre with
the Parama, they sacrifice that and do the role of the Jiva Pitru
in that interest of the family/can.... A Jiva Pitru normally is
said to remain the head of the clan for thousands of years
before merger in to 'Parama'.... Some times rarely the Jiva
Pitru also enters the body of a Jiva for some time to do
necessary corrections in the family....
So though you may not know which fore father is the Jiva
Pitru for your clan, one can dedicatiedly pray to that soul for
better handling of the situations in the family and the world....
Though other pitrus of the clan may not be that matured, the
jiva pitru is a very matured soul and always bless the all in the

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Sushmitha... “ I came in search of my husband...” We reside
on the opposite bank of this Ganges river ... He comes every
day to do pooja to Lord Shiva in a temple inside the forest....
He normally returns back at night....since he did not come
back, I am worried and I come in search of him....
The girls ..... I know where he will be... I will take you to
him...but on one condition, which I will reveal it to you in his
presence....
The girl took Sushmitha deep inside the forest to the Shiva
temple... Gangandhar was in deep meditation and adsorbed in
his worship of the Lord.... The girl kept her hand on the
shoulder of Gangandhar and he woke up from his trance....
Gangadhar saw the girl and Sishmitha....
Gangandhar was wonder struck to see his wife and realised
that it was late in the night....

The girl said.... 'You both are going to be blessed with a girl
baby.... She will be blessed with lot of divine qualities... She
will be a very good dancer.... She will devote her time in
dancing for Goddess Kali.... In fact she is la Kali swaroopani
herself... She will decide the future course of life herself and
you both will encourage her to live a life She desires'....
Gangadhar Das and sushmitha agreed to what the young girl
said... After saying this the young girl vanished...
Gangandhar Das and Sushmitha came back to their place...
after a year they were blessed with a beautiful girl...
The girl's face was bright and round like a full moon and so
Gangadhar named her as Chandramukhi.... Later she was
affectionately addressed by every one as 'Didi Chandini' my
beloved Master....
Jiva Pitru....
*****************
It is belived that after death, every one attains the pitru loka....
Karmas are of two types... One is called sanchita Karma and
the other is prarabdha karma... Prarabdha Karma is the
balance of karma of the present birth up to death and
sanchitha karma is the accumulated karmas of previous

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family.....
Om Shree Maha Jiva Pitre namaha...
Lord's grace...
***
Love is the song of the heart and cannot be expressed through
words....
Love from the heart knows no language...

When something good ends, something better beings....

When something better ends, something best begins....
When something best ends, contentment begins....
This contentment is the end of all beginnings...
***
Lord arrives before you arrive
Lord departs after you depart
you are always in his heart...
Why do you worry, Oh! mind?
***
She... Guruji, can you explain Bhagavad Gita?
Me... LOL... Already people are confused by so many
versions.... You want me to add to the mess?

When love is expressed in words, its very essence is lost....

He... Guruji bless me to become an All India Service Officer

in the Government...
Me... If you can't who can?
He became an officer....
After that
He asked me.... Guruji now what should be my attitude?
Me.... If you can who can't
***
In every one's life there will be some shades of darkness...
Don't feel guilty about it... You are not the doer... It was Lord's
will and it had to happen.... Just learn to forget the dark past...
Drop it and move on... Don't feel inferior about yourself...
Don't allow others to exploit your present quoting your dark

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past....
The world around you, many times will analyse you, debate
your actions and judge you.... but you must develop a don't
bother attitude towards all that .... You need not prove
yourself to any body.... Don't give importance to others’
remarks about you.... In case you give importance to all that
unreasonable remarks, you will be insulting yourself... Learn
to ignore the and ignorant act of others but don't ignore the
preson.... some day the realization will dawn on them that
they should mind their own business and not poke into others
affairs... don't respond to their nasty remarks and gusterers....
mainting your dignity and standard by not swooping down to
their level..... Be alert to know that they are unconscious.... an
unconscious person never is in sense and doesn't know what
he/she talks....
***
A joke for you....
She went to the pet shop to purchase two female parrots....
She got a pair of female parrots which looked very
beautiful.... She brought them home..... She was in for huge
embarrassment....
Whenever some one comes home the parrots will say.... Hey,
we want to sleep with you....
So she consulted her priest for a remedy....
Priest said.... I have two male parrots with me.... They have
been trained to say prayers... Take them and leave them in the
cage of female parrots.... The males will teach the females to
pary...
She was happy and did exactly the way the priest had said....
The female partos on seeing their male counterparts said Hey,
We want to sleep with you...
On hearing this the male parrots exclaimed, “Thank you Lord,
for having answered our prayers”......
ROFL....
***
One who doesn't expect anything from you and loves you for
what you are can be termed as Dear Ones.....

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It was quite in the night... I was walking deep inside the
forest.... It was Shukla Paksha Dwadashi.... the sky was clear
and I could see the moon and the stars across the sky... I was
doing Nama Sankeerthanam Om Namo Narayanaya and was
going towards a hill range, where I usually rest for the
night....
I knew fully well that I was being followed.... So I stopped
near a big banyan tree and pretended as though I was unaware
of the follower... it's a very famous banyan tree in that area...
It's a huge one and has a big cavity in the trunk which is well
below... I just went into the hole of the banyan tree and
covered my head with a towel which I was carrying in my bag
( I always carry a small bag hanging on one side of the
shoulder with one set of clothes and towel).... I started my
meditation....now prologue of the story....
***********************************************
Roughly three hundred years ago..... Vishnu and
Ghanashyam were very good friends.... They used to eat
together.... Work together.... roam together.... and sleep
together....they always work together and never missed each
other.....
Since they came to a marriageable age, their parents decided
to get them married and were on the lookout for parents to for
a single girl who will marry them both, since they both cannot
live without each other even a single second.....
The parents were aghast and could not digest this idea... So
both the families started blaming each other.... They were
buys plotting against each other's son..... The parents of
Vishnu finally succeeded in eliminating Ghanashyam....
When Vishnu came to know of Ghanshyaam's death, he could
not bear it and hanged himself.... Untold miseries followed
those families some deaths on both the sides took place ....
both the families perished in due course of time.... Maharishi
Rajar was very close to these two families..... He warned them
and chided them when they were busy plotting against each
other..... but the fate willed otherwise and both the families
perished after the death of Ghanashyam and Vishnu.....

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Because of this incident, the souls of both the families did not
reach the Pitru Loka.... they were suffocating far below the
pitru loka and needed divined help to reach the pitru loka ....

Now epilogue of the story....

***********************************************
During the days of Maharishi Rajar, we both did a number of
prayogams jointly in the forest and relieved them from many
of the karmic bonds.... After my Master's Samadhi, I was
blessed to continue the prayogams for this family... So the
finality was on the Shukla Paksha Dwadashi of Thula masa,
Parthibha nanma samvatsara(2005-2006).... Exactly when
Dwadashi Thithi starts a prayogam needs to be done by sitting
inside a hole in the banyan tree.... While doing this prayogam
we will cover our head with a piece of cloth... The Jiva Pitru of
those families will come and smell the cloth kept on our
head.... Once this happens the souls of both the families who
were involved in the heinous crime will be pushed in to the
pitru loka to enable them to be born back in this world......
The Jiva Pitrus of both the families in the form of a leopard
and monkey were following me.... As I completed the
meditative part of the prayogam the lepord and the monkey
the monkey peeeped into the hole in the banyan tree one by
one and smelt the towel on my head....
In the year 2009 Vishnu was born as a boy to a distant relative
down the generation, on his father's side in the city of
Kochi.... In the year 2011 Ghanshyam was born as a girl to a
distant relative on his mother's side somewhere in North
America.... The boy and the girl's marriage is slated to be in
2037....
OM NAMO NARAYANAYA.....
Lord's Grace.....

Ego, pride greed\, jealousy always victimises.... don't become

a victim of it.... During school days he got used to 'home
work'....
These days he is getting used to 'work from home'.....

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Sricharana was a Vaamachari…. but he always used it for the
welfare of the masses…. He never misused it against the
society or any individual…. He was very much respected….
His cousin was Govindha Vamshi… He was also a
vaamachari…. He was of a very dubious character…. He
always misused it against individuals and some times against
the society…. He was more respected on account of fear….
Govindha Vamshi always disliked Sricharana and was very
jealous of him…… Sricharana used to keep away from
Govindha Vamshi…. One day a great prayogi by name
Padmanabha Sumukhi was passing by the town where
Sricharana and Govindha Vamshi were staying….
Padmanabha Sumukhi was accompanied by his daughter
Ishaa…. Sricharana came to meet Padmanabha Sumukhi and
offered his respects to him…. Sricharana invited
Padmanabha Sumukhi to his residence…. Padmanabha
readily agreed…. Sricharana decorated his house very
beautifully and awaited the presence of Padmanabha
sumukhi on the appointed day…. The very same day
Maharishi Rajar happened to arrive at Sricharana's house….
Maharishi Rajar and Sricharana had known each other for
many years and Sricharana held Maharishi Rajar in high
esteem….
Maharishi Rajar….. 'What Sricharana, your house is so
beautifully decorated… Are you expecting some one?'…
Sricharana…. 'Yes Maharishi…. Sri Padmanabha sumukhi is
in town and I have invited him home…. I am so fortunate to
host you also along with him'…..
Maharishi Rajar… 'Oh! That's a great news…. But I know
some trouble may come from our common friend Govindha
Vamshi…. So I would like to guard your home to ensure
safety for you and our guest'…..
Padmanabha Sumukhi and Ishaa arrived at the residence of
Sricharana…. Sricharana did padi pooja to Padmanabha
Sumukhi and invited him in to the home…
Padmanabha Sumukhi…. 'You have beautifully decorated
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over whelmed by your hospitality'….
Sricharana…. 'Master, I have a big surprise for you….
Maharishi Rajar has come here…. He would be delighted to
see you'….
Padmanabha Sumukhi…. 'Oh! That's a great news… It's
years since I have seen him…. Please take me to him'….
Sricharana started searching for Maharishi Rajar…. He was
not to be found any where…. At a distance behind his home he
saw a mongoose and a cobra fighting with each other…. After
more than an hour the cobra was wounded and the mongoose
ran away…. After some time Sricharana spotted Maharishi
Rajar near the front door…
Sricharana…. Maharishi, we have been searching for you for
more than an hour…. Master Padmanabha Sumukhi is eager
to meet you….. maharishi Rajar went to the back yard…. He
took the wounded cobra and asked for some herbs… He grind
them and applied it on the wounds of the cobra…. He took the
cobra and left it in the house of Govindha Vamshi and came
back….. As Maharishi Rajar was talking with Padmanabha
Sumukhi, Govindha Vamshi came there… He prostrated
Maharishi Rajar and said…. 'Maharishi, I have learnt what
compassion is…. I came in the form of a cobra to kill
Padmanabha Sumukhi, so that Sricharana will be blamed and
condemned for life…. but you transformed yourself into a
mongoose and fought with me…. Though many a time during
the fight, you had an opportunity to kill me, you did not kill
me…. This clearly shows the quality of mercy and
compassion…. From today I am a changed man… I will
always use it for the betterment of society'…. He fell at the
feet of Maharishi Rajar and Padmanabha Sumukhi….. He got
up and hugged Sricharana and begged his apology too…..
Maharishi Rajar said to Padmanabha Sumukhi… 'The job for
which I had come was to reform Govindha Vamshi and it's
over…. I have a request for you…. Please give your daughter
Ishaa in marriage to Govindha Vamshi'…. Padmanabha
Sumukhi readily agreed and Govindha Vamshi was married
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marriage…. A great prayogi by name 'Vimalakriti' was born
to them….
OM NAMO BHAGAVATHE VASUDEVAYA…
Lord's Grace….
Money doesn't have a character of its own…. Money in the
hands of people who are good natured is always used for
constructive purposes…. Money in the hands of people who
are pathological is always used for destructive purposes….
Money as such is neutral in character… It is the person behind
money who is responsible for the way it is used…
When money is put to constructive use for one's own self,
results in happiness…. When money is put to constructive use
for the sake of others, results in eternal joy….

Every day he boozes heavily, comes home late at night and

keeps beating his wife…. His wife came and complained to
me….
Me… Take him to a de-addiction centre and start the
treatment…..
After a few weeks she came back and said… He continues to
abuse me…. What should I do?
Me…. Did you take him to de-addiction centre?
She.. 'No'…. Almost this was the case for many years….
Finally one day I said…. “Divorce him”….
She stopped coming to me….
Some people are pathological…. Even at times neurotic….
Here in this case the husband is a drunkard and keeps beating
the wife…. He is certainly neurotic…. I advised his wife to
take him to de-addiction centre and she was not prepared for
it… Finally when I asked her to divorce him, she stopped
coming to me….
Some times people just want to complain…. they don't want a
solution to the problem…. In case a solution is reached they
won't have any further chance to complain.. A sadist and a
masochist are like a plug and a socket… They match very
well…. In this case sadist husband enjoys harassing the
masochistic wife… The wife is in fact enjoying that act… she

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cannot survive without that harassment…. The life is equally
pathological and neurotic like the husband… It looks like
they are perfectly made for each other….. Lord's
will…Mercy and Grace…..
It's not how much wealth you have to share, it is always how
big a heart you have to share, what you have….
At Rishikesh…. One day long ago… Sanyasi Saint…. I can
do the impossible…..
I could not control my laughter….
Sanyasi Saint… Why are you laughing?
Me…. If the impossible can be done, no longer it can be
called 'impossible' because it is 'possible'…. So I laughed…
He was upset and angry with me… After many years later,
very recently, I saw the Saint with a lady and a kid in her hand
at Sri Ranganathaswamy temple, Srirangam…. In fact I could
not recognize him since he was fully shaven….
The saintly man…. Do you recognise me Guruji? As I looked
at him, I realized…..
He… I know that you are the cause for this…. You made
'impossible' then 'possible' later…..
I laughed and said once again….. If the impossible can be
done, no longer it can be called 'impossible' because it is
'possible'…..
This time he was not upset with me… he too laughed…. He
became a grahastha by marrying his own sishya… They have
a nice kid now...

Every day a wood cutter goes to the forest…chops

wood…brings it home…. stocks it, to sell it…. One day his
axe was missing…. He searched every where at home but
could not find it…. He suspected the neighbour very
strongly…. When ever he went outside his home, on seeing
him the neighbour would walk away…. So he knew very well
that his neighbour is the thief and that he feels guilty on seeing
him… so he runs away… One day the wood cutter while
removing the cut wood found the axe beneath a pile of
wood…. No longer the neighbour looked like a thief…..

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 Vaghulabarana was very a dangerous character…. He was
wedded to vaamachara….. He had spoiled many families…
He chose a very dangerous dur-muhurtham…. He was very
greedy and pathological by nature…. He was even dreaded by
his own fellow vaamachaaris…. No one used to trust him….
During this dur-muhurtham he invoked a 'Vethala' (a ghost)
through his magical powers and made it to enter the body of a
girl named 'Saudamini'… The idea was the girl possessed by
the Vethala, will lure King Raja Simhan and get closer to
him…. Slowly through the Vethala Saudamini,
Vaghulabarana will play tricks and spells on the king and
make him do whatever Vaghulabarana instructs him to do….
The Vethala/Saudamini went to the palace of the king and
performed an amorous dance…. The king fell in love with
Vethala/Saudamiuni and made her permanently stay in the
palace…. Slowly Vagulabharana Gained control over the
king and eventually had all the say in the kingdom…. The
queen Vidhyadhari was very worried about the safety of the
King Raja Simhan…. She was advised by the astrologers to
go on a pilgrimage to various holy places….
She came to Ahobilam to worship the Nava Nrusimhas as a
part of the pilgrimage …. There when she was worshipping
the Lord 'Ugra Narasimha', she met a saint, she went to him
and prostrated to him…. Saint…. 'Your looks are royal… so
you belong to the raja vamsham… something is bothering
you…. I feel it's about a girl due to whom your husband has
surrendered himself and is behaving as though he is under a
spell, Am I right?'
Aren't I? Vidhyadhari…. 'Oh! Revered Saint…. you have a
divine vision… You know the truth…. Can you help me in
this regard?'….
Saint…. 'I can only visualise the problem…. My Master can
solve any problem…. Can you come with me? He resides
inside the forest….. but cannot allow any of your soldiers or
guards to come with you…. If you can come with me alone
into the forest, I can take you to my Master'…
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with the Saint into the forest…. After travelling for about half
a day they reached the 'Pavana Nrusimha Swamy' Kshetram
which is one of the Nava Narasimhas…. The saint took the
queen near a tree and pointed his hands upwards towards a
tree…. An old saint was hanging upside down on a tree
height…. He was doing 'Vriksha' bali….
Old Saint… Oh! Queen, I know what for you have come…
Vagulabharana has induced a Vethala into a girl by name
Saudamini… Your husband, King Raja Simha, has fallen to
the beauty of the girl and is in a curse bound by
Vagulabharana…. Wait for 48 hours and witness this Vriksha
bali…. I will invoke your Jiva Pitru and all your ancestors….
you will have a solution to the problem…. After 48 hours the
Old Saint came down after completing the Vriksha Bali…
meditated for another 4 hours…. Gave her some theertha
prasadam (holy water) to be given to her husband and
Saudamini….
Vidhyadhari came back and was about to give the holy water
to the king as first step….. From no where Vagulabharana
appeared…. He instructed the King not to take the holy
water… Within seconds two Raja Nagams (king Cobras)
appeared and bit Vagulabharana and Saudamini…. They both
fainted..the two king cobras transformed themselves in to the
old saint and his sishya…… Old saint told Vidhyadhari….
'Now pour a little bit of water in to the mouth of
Vagulabharana and Saudamini'…. Vidhyadhari poured the
holy water in to their mouth.. They both came to their
senses…. The Jiva Pitrus and other piturs of Vidhyadhari who
were invoked and blessed through the holy water brought
Vaghulabharana to senses… He became a good person in a
spilt second and realised his mistakes…. He fell at the feet of
the two saints…. The vethala in the body of Saudamini left
her and travelled to its Pitru Loka…. The King came to senses
since no longer Vagulabharana held on to the spell….. The old
Saint was none other than 'Maha Dheerar' and the younger
saint was 'Rana Dheerar'…. Rana Dheerar is the Guru of
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Dheerar'…. OM NAMO BHAGAVATHE MAHA
NRUSHIMHAYA NAMAHA….
Lord's grace…
All my kids seem to have missed this point…. In 2007 at
Pavana Nrusimha, Vriksha bali was done…. Does not any
one remember this event?
Don't expect your kids to understand you…. go down to their
level to understand what they feel… Don't look at your kids
with your eyes…. look through the eyes of the kids to
understand their feelings so that you can ably assist them….
She…. I had so many blessings in my dream… Whatever
difficult path was there, you were making it easy and giving
blessing….. What is the significance of that dream Guruji
please tell me…
Me… I don't think it's fair to ask a question when you are
awake about an incident that happened in the dream…. When
I blessed you in the dream, you have to ask questions of doubt
about the reasons/significance of blessing in the dream
itself…. Next time I come in your dream, please catch me and
ask all questions and it may be clarified in the dream in reality
is not fair…. See you back in the dreams….
A very funny guy…. he thinks if he has money, he will have
peace….
Suddenly one becomes philosophical…. suddenly one
becomes highly religious…. When I observed, found them
unsuccessful in their mundane life….
Very funny indeed….
A nice zen story….
A mother's advice….
Jiun was a well known Sanskrit scholar…. When he was
young he used to deliver lectures to many students... He was
considered good at lecturing….
His mother heard about this and wrote a letter… My dear son,
I don't think you became a devotee of Buddha you desired to
turn into a walking dictionary for others…
There is no end to information and comments, glory and
honour…

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I wish you would stop this lecture business… Shut yourself in
a little temple in a remote part of the mountain… Devote your
time to meditation and in this way attain true realization…..
Don't allow your heart to be polluted by what others say from
the mind…. Do anything your heart says… Your heart is the
closest to God and your mind is closest to Devil….
If a doubt arises it's always from the mind…heart can never
doubt….
There is nothing wrong in using the data the mind offers
provided you are constantly aware that mind at any time can
trick you….
Everywhere people are talking about tolerance and
intolerance…. Nobody seems to talk on whole hearted
acceptance….
Acceptance is the closest in proximity to nature… nature has
accepted us whole heartedly for all the nonsense, otherwise,
we do…..
Intellectuality with arrogance brings in disaster….
One must be intelligent to balance his intellectuality….
Intellect in isolation leads to imbalance…. That is why we
find more intellectuals but very less intelligent people…
Unless intellectuality is associated with awareness,
intelligence doesn't happen….. Devoid of awareness only
imbalance happens….
Pretending to be a stupid when one is full with knowledge is
graceful… Pretending to be intelligent when one is full of
ignorance is a curse…..
A man of intellect has very little to express, but he impresses
through that expression…..a man of intelligence has cart load
of things to express, but he doesn't express all….
A man of intelligence always maintains a degree of silence….
An intelligent person though engages in normal aspects of
life has a still mind full of silence….
Intellect is always noisy and nosy too….
He… Now a days I am very silent….
Me…Oh! That's lovely…. Is it meditative silence or
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I don't think he understood… Do you?
Dad is a very strict man…. No one should talk while eating…
All must silently eat….
One day, his son was about to say some thing as they were
eating…. Dad kept his index finger across his lips and
cautioned him not to speak…. Dad after the dinner asked his
son…. My dear son, you came to say something when we
were eating… but I silenced you…. Okay… What is it you
wanted to say?...
Son..Dad…as we were eating, I noticed a cockroach in your
plate and came to caution you about that…. but by the time I
could really caution you, the subject matter was over…you
had eaten the cockroach along with the food…. LOL…..
Dad never liked anyone talking at home…. He will scold
when he sees his kids talking… One day Dad was in a good
mood….
He asked his son…. Every day, I shout at you…. Don't you
get angry?
Son…Certainly Dad, I do get angry…..
Dad… But I don't see that at all… You don't expose your
anger…
Son… No Dad it's like this….. Every time you shout at me, I
go to the toilet and clean the toilet seat with your tooth brush
which you regularly use the next day morning.. ROFL….
Some times my friends on face book are so much attached to
me that the expressions are funny…..
He… Guruji, Where the hell had you gone? You were
missing on face book for 4 days….
Me not to hell… I had gone to heaven…
Why do you wish joyous Deepavali?
Why do you wish joyous New Year?
Why did you wish joyous Birth day?
You celebrate only that day…
For us every day every moment is a celebration…
Life is a continuous celebration….
If Lord Krishna has killed Narakasura inside you which was
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Deepavali celebration… Joyous Deepavali to all of you…
Many years back during one of my visits to Kathmandu, I
came across a sage…. He gave me a salagramam…
Me… Any instructions for me, revered Master?.....
Sage… Yes… I have a job for you….. He just took my hand
and wrote some thing on my left palm which I could
understand….
I prostrated him and left Kathmandu…. Six months I
worshipped the salagramam…. Then on a Karthika Pournima
day took it to the forest…. It was drizzling….. Very squally
weather too….. I was on the mountain top… I held the
salagramam pointing the mouth opened position towards the
moon…. The moon was occasionally visible since the sky
was totally overcast…. there was a lot of lighting….
Suddenly a lightning struck a near by tree, and the tree was on
fire….. I ran towards the tree…. from that fire emerged a
saint…..
Saint…. where is that salagramam?
Me… Here it is Master….. he took the salagramam….. We
both got down in to water…. I kept the salagramam on top of
my both the palms…. He poured water from the rivulet on to
the salagramam, thrice…. We both chanted 'OM NAMO
NARAYANAYA' 10008 times….. We both came back to the
spot of burnt tree….
The Sun had risen….. We kept the salagramam on the trunk of
the tree….. He instructed me to fetch water from the
rivulet…. I did not have any vessel or container to fetch
water…. I looked at the saint…. He said… 'just do it'…..
I just left the place and came down to the rivulet… To my
surprise I saw a tribal woman who was fetching water from
therivulet… As soon as she saw me she smiled…. She did not
allow me to talk…. instead she gave the pot of water for me to
carry behind her and she walked in front of me up the hill….
The saint saw her and both smiled at each other …. Now with
that water all the three of us bathed the Salagramam on the
trunk of the burnt tree….
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looked so Greenish that not a trace of it, having been burnt the
previous night, by the lighting was visible…
They took the salagramam back from the tree and gave it to
me…. The saint said…. ' This is a very powerful
salagramam…. It has been in existence for ages…. Its
presiding deity is 'Sri Lakshmi Narayanayan'…. More in the
form of 'Kamala Vasudevar'….. This we want you to have in
your devatharchana…. This will be useful for the humanity
and nature at large'…. The tribal woman said… 'It has the
power to transform the evil in to good… Worship it with
reverence and use it for loka kalyanam'….. Then she wrote
something which I could understand in my right palm'….
Both the saint and the tribal woman disappeared in to thin
air….
I offered prostrations in the direction where they were
standing….. Salutations and prostrations to my ever living
Masters… Maharishi Rajar and Didi Chandini…..
I took the salagramam and was on my way to Kathmandu… It
was Gorakhpur….. The sage met me there… I gave the
salagramam to him….. He blessed me and gave it back….
The sage said…. 'Keep praying always to it or a larger
cause'…..
I prostrated the sage and he hugged me tightly… My revered
master Su Yen…..
Now the salagramam is in our devatharchana and we keep
continuously praying to it for the welfare of one and all….
Om Namo Narayanaya….
Om Namo Bhagavathe Kamala Vaasudevaya…. Lord's
grace….
Don't keep replying to everything and anything….. The
world is all that…. It keeps on questioning you… The world
has a right to question…. You have got a right to answer or
not… So be alert not to reply foolish, silly, stupid
questions…..
An episode about salagramam which my Master Aramudhan
said…..
Master Aramudhan had a muslim friend by name Hashim

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Iqbal in Hyderabad… He used to visit him occasionally….
One day when master Aramudhan visited him he found
Hashim Iqbal removing a stone form his mouth… He washed
his mouth and then the stone... Hashim Iqbal was about to
keep the stone back in his mouth… Aramudhan was curious
and saw the stone… It was Lakshmi Nrusimha
salagramam….
Master Aramudhan…. Hashim, the stone which you were
about to keep inside your mouth is a salagramam….
Hashim…. What does it mean? Hashim…. During my
younger days, I found this stone some where and put it in my
mouth… Even when I eat I don't remove the stone…. I chew
paan, tobacco etc., in my mouth with the stone…. Never I
knew that it was a stone of God…. I don't want to keep this in
my mouth any longer… I will keep some other stone… You
please take it….
Master Aramudhan brought it home… Purified it with
panchagavyam….. He recited all the sookthams…. Bathed
the Salagramam, with milk, curd, ghee, panchamrutham, rose
water etc., offered food to the Lord and finally haarathi... at
night, the Lord Lakshmi Nrusimhaswamy appeared before
him and told…. 'Hey! Aramudhan, what is it you have done to
me…. I was happy in the mouth of Iqbal…. You have brought
me here and you are pouring all non sense on me… I would
like to go back to Iqbal…. Please send me back'…..
Master Aramudhan went to Hyderabad and apologized to
Hashim Iqbal… He said 'Our Lord is most happy inside your
mouth… I have committed a mistake of not knowing what his
wish was…. I am really sorry'…. Master Aramudhan handed
over the salagramam to hashim Iqbal at Hyderabad and came
back to Chennai (those days Madras)…. Master Aramudhan
said to me… 'Sridhar, never ever think you and your practices
are superior… Never blame an one in the name of God…. We
don't know what pleases the Lord… Probably I was egoistic
and found fault with my friend Iqbal…. Lord dispelled my
ego… This shows Lord loved Iqbal's innocence more than my
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very kind to install humility and humbleness in me through
this episode'…..
When you are confused, allow mind to settle before you take
any decision…. Never force yourself with any decision, how
so ever important it is….
One day I flew to Delhi…. I was getting late…. Some how
reached spot in time…. It was a Shiva temple…. I opened my
shop…. The allocated duty was to take care of the chappals of
people visiting the temple….
That day crowed was more....it was a Shani Trayodashi
Day/Shani Pradosham…. Many were coming to the temple
and going… finally around 9.30 pm all have left…. but still
one pair of slippers was with me and no one was no one was
there to take it....
The rule of the game for the day war, any pair that remains, I
have to take that pair with me'…. Now I meditated on Shiva
and came to know that the pair belongs to one 'Ratnakumar' of
Shimoga in Karnataka…. Next day I left by flight from Delhi
to Bangalore (Bengaluru-these days)…. I took a taxi and went
to Shimoga…. Now the next problem is, how to find Ratna
kumar? There may be hundreds if not thousands in
Shimoga…. So I went to a local Shiva temple and sat there as
a beggar…. I kept the pair of slippers prominently visible so
that of Ratna kumar or his relatives or friends who come there
may spot it…. Next day I was at a Ganapathy temple…. So
this continued for 7 days…. On the eight day, as usual I was
holding the slippers prominently in my left hand and was
taking tea in a road side stall…. A gentleman was walking on
the road with his Labrador dog….
The dog shouted at me and was looking at the slippers…. The
gentleman was trying to control the dog…. I just went to him
and said… 'Sri, Ratnakumar you left your slippers at Delhi
Shiva temple, I just brought it back to you'…. he could not
believe his eyes…. He started becoming emotional…. He
said…'Sir I don't know who you are… This slipper was
bought and given to me by my mother who passed away a few
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darshan, I took a wrong gate and searched for the person who
was taking care of the slippers…. I thought I was duped and I
left…. I have been crying for the past one week….. thanks a
lot for getting back my slipper…. but how do you know that it
belongs to me?'…..
Me… RATNAKUMAR, I don't have time to explain all
that…Can you take me to your home?
Ratnakumar… Oh! Sure ….Please come with me…..it's just
around the corner…. Once I went inside the home….
'Ratnakumar, can I meet your grand father?'….
Ratnakumar… Oh! Yes…. Please come…. He is bed ridden
and counting days…. Ratnakumar took me to his grand
father…. He was lying on the bed…. I sat beside him…. I just
bent down went up to his ears and asked him…. 'Where is the
Spatika Bana Linga which you took away forcibly from your
friend Ranganna?' The grand father pointed towards the
wooden almirah and asked Ratnakumar to come near him….
He whispered something into the ears of Ratnakumar….
Ratnakumar opened the wooden almirah and took the Spatika
Bana Linga from a box…. He gave it to his grandfather….
Grandfather gave the Spatika Linga to me and started
crying….
I told him… 'Don't worry…. I came under the instructions of
my Master Maharishi Rajar to collect the Spatika Linga form
you and to hand over the same to the family of Ranganna'….
Grandfather asked me to come near him and whispered,'
What happens to the sins which I committed to Ranganna and
his family'….
I said to grand father… 'Don't worry, I am going to eat in your
house today before I leave…. I will ask your grand son and his
wife to serve me the food… it will be served in the plate which
you normally use… your sins will be taken care by my Master
Maharishi Rajar'….
I ate food in their house and left with the Spatika Bana
Linga…. Now I left Shimoga to Udipi to hand over the same
to Ranganna's descendants…
. Om Namah Shivaya….

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Sri Sri Sri Yogendra Prayagendra Maharishi Rajar Bhagawan
ki jai….
Lord's Grace…..
Many people whom I come across, they earn money through
unfair means….. then they claim that they are doing it for the
bread and butter of the family… adding to this the are scared
that the sins may affect them….
Yes.. I can understand your concern…. When you feel you are
the doers every act attracts karma…. It's not a question
whether it is good or bad, right or wrong, karma comes in to
play…. Further you claim that it is for bread and butter…. If it
is only for bread and butter, I don't think you need to be unfair
in your business practices…. It may that you are feeding their
greed also… in such a case certainly it will affect if not today,
some day….
So please be fair in your business practices…. Try to
understand the difference between need and want…. Be
cautious and alert not to feed the want… mere repeated
utterances of words like 'Lord's grace' or Eshwara anugraham'
may not be enough unless you learn to implement it in every
aspect of life on a moment to moment basis….
***
After retrieving the Spatika Bana Lingam from Ratnakumar's
grandfather, I took it to Udipi to spot Ranganna's descendents
and hand over it… After 4 days of intensive search, I spotted
the family at Udipi Krishna temple…. Ranganna's grand
daughter and her husband along with their two kids were
coming out of the temple… I just went behind them…. They
boarded their car and left…. I followed them by sitting on a
motor bike (some gentle man was kind enough to give a
lift)…. He dropped me at a junction from where I took a
taxi… Ranganna's daughter Mangala and her husband
Vimalanth went home…. I just paid the taxi and stood near
the gate…. A servant came from inside and asked me who I
was….
Me… 'I am Mukthananda from Haridwar…. I have come to
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which belongs to her and I want it to be handed over'…
The servant went inside and came with Mangala and
Vimalanath…..
Me… 'My name is Mukthananda… I am from Haridwar.. I
have come with an item which belongs to your grand father
Ranganna…. May I come in ?'…..
Vimalanath said…. 'You can hand it over here itself…. We
don't allow strangers inside the house'…
Me… 'It's Okay… Can I atleast come into the compound
crossing this gate…. I cannot hand it over from the road… it is
not proper'….
Vimalanath…'Please come in'….
Me…'Can I wash my legs and hands before I give it?'….
The servant brought a bucket of water and a mug.. I washed
my hands and legs….
I took out from the bag, the Spatika Bana Lingam which was
well wrapped in a silk cloth… Vimalanath stretched his hands
to receive it….
Me… ' Sorry Sir.. I can't give it to you…. It belongs to
madam….. It is her grandfather's property'…
Mangala…. 'Its ok…. He is my husband only.. you can give to
him'….
Me….'Sorry madam …. I work under my Guru's
instructions… He has asked me to only give it you'….
I asked Mangala to wash her legs and hands…. She promptly
did it and I handed over to her…. Immediately she passed it on
to Vimalanath…. I was just about to leave…
Vimalanath…. 'Just wait Muktha… Now a days I don't trust
any one…. Let me see what it is before you leave'… He untied
the cloth and saw the Spatika Bana Lingam….
Vimalanth…. 'It's very beautiful Muktha… what may be the
approximate cost of this?
Me… Sir, honestly, I am just a courier…. I do not have any
idea about such things…. Further it's the ancestral property of
madam…. It's better it is kept with you all in the interest of
family'…..
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Vimalanath had a good friend by name Jayaraman…
Jayaraman was close to a Vaamachari by name Vishwajeet….
Vimalanath took the Spatika and went through Jayaraman to
Vishwajeet to negotiate a deal… Deal was successful and
money changed hands… I met Vishwajeet in Haridwar… I
told him I need a Spatika Bana Lingam for my use….
Vishwajeet showed me the Spatika Bana Lingam which I
gave to Mangala….
Me... 'Vishwajeet, in my life time, I have not seen a Spatika
Bana lingam which is so beautiful… I will pay you what ever
you ask for…. Can I purchase this from you?'…. Vishwajeet
laughed and said…. I know you will say this… Do you mean
to say that I don't know the origin of the story about this
Spatika Bana Lingam… I was waiting for this day…. I know
you will come in search of this…. But I don't want money… I
want to wage a war with you… As Dakshachara prayogi
prove your ability against my vaamachara practice…. In case
you win, I will hand over the spatitam to you... in case you
lose, you have put your head down in shame and walk away
empty handed…
I pleaded with Vishwajeet by saying…. 'Vaamaacharam or
Dakchacharam is not for demonstration... It's not correct to
use the spiritual practices against one another… these
practices came for the welfare of the entire jagat…. I will pay
you whatever you want, just hand it over'….
Vishwajeet was adamant… his eyes turned reddish and
looked at me with fury… in an instant he started doing
vaamachara practice through his 'drishti' (sight)…. I could
realize my soul being lifted out of my body… Vishwajeet is
very good in his art…. That way though he was my opponent,
I could not resist to appreciate him….
Me… 'Vishwajeet, you are a great person with fantastic
powers…. I feel bad that your talent is getting wasted because
of your ego, pride, greed and jealousy… Don't waste your
talent by demonstrating it… Use it for the welfare of the
people, society and nature at large'….
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have been waiting for this day to confront you… Enough of
discourses… Fight with me or surrender and run away with
shame'….. To counter his Vaamachaara with sight, I did a
prayogam with 'Nayana Devi' as the presiding deity…. We
use the aksharas like 'Hreem' 'Kreem' 'Kraum' etc…. Totally
4996 aksharas in the process…. Finally his eye sight got
affected, since the Vaamachaara what he did, did not affect me
and went back to him…. His eye sight was slowly going down
and could not see anything virtually'….. There is a prayogam
which we do for helping people who lose eye sight due to
Vaamachaara practices… It is called 'Drishti Kalayani'….
Here the presiding deity is called 'Chittha Drishti
Vajreshwari'… It took 16 hours to complete the prayogam…
After the prayogam was over I took Vishwajeet to the Ganges
we both bathed…. When he opend his eyes he could finally
see…. He became over joyous and hugged me.... He begged
apology ....
Me: This is very normal… Don't worry… but do good
through Vaamachara practices to the entire jagat… Be
compassionate to every one…. He handed over the Spatika
Bana Lingam to me and I am now holding it with me….
He took sanyas and retired from those practices and I met him
once after that at Kedarnath…. You may be wondering as to
why I had to chase this Spatika Bana Lingam? Because….
Maharishi Rajar had given it to one of the ancestors of
Ranganna, who was then known to him…This had happened
around 500 years back….
Om Namah Shivaaya....
Lord's Grace…………
***
In this world of powerful speeches and voices, I prefer to
remain silent….
I wast standing at the bus stop…. A group of young college
girls and boys were in a state of merry and chatting…. Two
boys commented about my dothi…. One girl commented
about my baldness… One girl was commenting about the 'Sri
Choornam' (tilakam) on my face…. I was just enjoying all

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this…. At the same time I was not comfortable…because…
he was standing there…. I have been following him right
from the morning to know his target…. I know that he was
searching for something and finally he has spotted it….
It's the girl who was commenting about my baldness….
He was looking at the girl and I positioned myself in such a
way so that I can look at him without his seeing me…. He
moved nearer to the girl and I move closer to him….
I gently tapped him on his shoulder at the last moment, when
his further looking at the girl will affect the girl….
He looked back at me…. Some sort of fear gripped him….
Me… I won't allow you to do this nonsense to that girl or any
one else….
He…Who are you to bind me?
Me… I am vested with the authority given by 'Jyeshta'…. You
do not have any right to question me here….
He… Do you know who am I?
Me… Yes… You are 'Marabhi'…. The eldest in the clan of
'Jyrus'…. You have come in search of soul, to suit the
circumstances of 'Wigra'….. According to the rules of cosmic
play, once you recognise them they disappear…. Since he was
spotted, he disappeared.. The bus came and all of them rushed
towards the bus and I happily left the place by an auto….. One
more day gone…. One more work completed…..
Lord's Grace…
***
It is very sad to note that in our schools of philosophy, gods
have been reduced to grant of boons on one hand and killing
and cursing on the other….
***
I do not know ethics…. Aesthetics is my way of life…..
Ethics is a subject of mind…
Heart is the centre of aesthetics….
***
Your home is not for exhibition and sale….. It's a temple
where you and your family live…. Don't allow every one who
visits your home a privilege of study tour…..

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 Elder brother married the eldest sister and younger one
married the younger one…. Some dispute in the family, so the
elder daughter-in-law left the house…. The younger one was
also forced to leave…. The other day I had gone to Kamat
Hotel to have some coffee…. The younger couple were
happily enjoying…. I pretended as though I had not seen
them....but they came near me offered respects and said …
'Guruji, please don't inform our parents….'…. I just smiled…
As I came down, the younger girl's father in law was just
walking inside the hotel… I just called him and said, 'Why not
we both go for a drive and have a cup of coffee some
where'…. He gladly agreed and we both drove away…. I am
quite sure the elder must also be doing the same thing, some
where else…..
Lord's Grace…
***
If you are over protective of your son or daughter, please
don't get them married and ruin the happiness of another
family…..
***
They were in a loving relationship for 7 years… They got
married…. two children….. after 7 years of marriage , both
have approached the court for different reasons…. The wife
accuses the husband as sadistic in his behavior and has asked
the court to reprimand his action…. The husband had applied
for 'restitution of conjugal rights'…. When they were in love
those days, you can't find another befitting couple of their
stature…. This case has really surprised me in many ways….

They are a happily living family…. Two elders and three

youngsters…. I just happened to be introduced to them… We
have heard a lot about you through our friend…. We would
like to meet you when you are free…..
Me… 'First, don't rely on this guy who claims to be your
friend…. He is very attached to me… So his opinion about me
will be biased. I find you all very normal and happy, why do
you want to spoil it by visiting me at my home…. Never ever

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try to go near people like us if you are comfortable and happy
in life…. As a family, I find you all excellent and hence please
don't come home to see me'….
I just left the place, enjoying the peculiar reaction on their
faces….
***
'I do this differently'….. this is not my way' 'My thinking and
methods are of a high caliber…. some of this type got caught
with me...
We both were eating in a restaurant….I smiled at him….
He : Why smiling?
Me : This is the only place where you can't claim you are
different…. Hope you are comfortable eating through mouth
like me and all others?
***
The divine will of the Lord shall always prevail…
***
He : Please show us a way to Heaven…. I spontaneously
roared in laughter…..
He : Did I ask anything wrong, Guruji?
Me : No your question is fabulous but you are asking a
wrong person…. You want me to show to heaven…. This is
just impossible…. I can do one thing…. I can show you a way
to hell…. There you can ask someone in the hell, their life
story….. They will tell you what all they did…. Suspense you
avoid all that you must reach heaven.... I know only one
route…. that is to hell…. When shall I start guiding you? He
stopped coming…. One more wicket down….
***
She : Gurugaru, I did not understand the sticker you sent
me….
Me : No problem….. neither do I…. LOL….
***
Some 20 years back…. I was hearing to a discourse…. The
person sitting next to me was very rest less
Me : Very boring discourse?
He : Yeah! Very boring…. I don't know why you are still

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sitting….
Me : No, no for me this is usual…. I come around 6.30pm
and sit here….. The chat bhandar-wala outside comes usually,
at 7 pm….. His Bhel puri is of a class…. So instead of
standing on the platform, I usually come here and sit…. This
gentleman's brother gives discourse in this same
auditorium…. That's on Saturdays and Sundays…. You can
try him…. He is slightly better…. I just left the auditorium….
I just can't wait to have my tasty Bhelpuri….
***
Mind can speak articulately even without knowing
anything…. but heart cannot speak out even if it knows
everything…..
Heart is more divine, pure and hence probably silent….
***
Long ago, I had gone with a friend of mine to a Swamiji
known to him…. Lots of people had come…. I was also in the
queue…
He was asking every one…. 'What is it you want?'
Some will say blessings, suddenly some kukmum will appear
in his palm…. for some he was giving udhi…. for some
sandal powder…. He gave a small Anjaneya idol to a young
boy…. He had a lot of magical powers…..
When my turn came….I just stood before him…he asked
me…. 'What do you want?'...
I thought a house to live in as a nice idea to ask…. So I said …
'I need a house'…. He was staring at me and shook his head….
His disciple came and said… 'Ask something else'… I
thought of a car and said 'car'…. He was very wild…. His
disciple came and murmured in to my ears… 'Ask anything
that can come in the palm of Swamiji…. House, car etc.,
cannot come in the palm'….I said… 'Yes I can understand
this…. Palm cannot hold a house or a car'…. I further said…
'No problem…. I don't need anything'…. Swamiji was very
angry on me…. His disciple said…. 'Once you come to
Swamiji, you have to ask something and he will give you
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that'…. I said… 'Ok… I saw one boy asked for Anjaneya and
Swamiji gave him…. I want a similar piece of Anjaneya'….
Swamiji looked at disciple and shook his head…. disciple
bent down and whispered in to my ears…. 'Now only
Ganapathy idol is available… 'Swamiji, since Anjaneya is out
of stock, I will have Ganapathy itself'….
Swamiji closed his eyes and in his palm a nice Ganapathy idol
got materialised and I took it….
My friend was seeing all that from a distance and could not
understand what was going on….
I told him… 'Swamiji, is a very knowledgeable person…. I
had some doubts and he cleared it…… I like your Swamiji a
lot…. Unless we have humour in religion, religion will be
very tough to handle… Swamiji. is really humorous… you
are so fortunate to have such a Sadguru with you'…..ROFL
***
When life is so unpredictable, with every moment full of
twists, turns and surprises, how can anyone promise to do or
not to do something in an uncertain future?
***
I did this in 2015….
I will do this 2016….
I will be this in 2017….
I will be a sure shot in 2018….
I will rule the world in 2019….
I really wonder at these people… their life looks pretty well
documented……
***
It's better to surrender to the will of God and immerse
ourselves in his mystery..
***
MR.A : Guriji, your advice to me…
Me : Just enjoy life… learn to relax….
MR.B : Guriji, your advice to me….
Me : Just enjoy life… learn to work….
MR.C : Why did you advice Mr.A to relax and Mr.B to
work?

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Me : Mr.A always works and doesn't relax…. Mr.B
always relax and never works…. Further they both listen and
implement what I say….
MR.C : Sometimes I have seen you asking people to do
more relaxing when he is already relaxing and do more work
when he is already working….
Me : Oh! ...you mean those cases…. They are very funny
people… They never listen to What I say…So if I ask them to
work they will relax…. You know, I don't give them Yagnam
pamphlets…. When I used to give, they never had time to
participate….now a days I don't give pamphlets, they
participate…. They also say pamphlet was not given to them
and then I give them…. don't keep blindly watching what I do
and jump conclusion…. So beware… for in my case, such
conclusion may fall back on you…
***
He : Some how to me I feel religion has become neurotic
and psychotic
Me : Sorry Dear… I don't agree with you…. Religion is
neither neurotic nor psychotic.... may be because of some
religious leader like me, it looks as though religion itself is
more of a demagogue… still there are good people out there
in religion who are sincere in their prayers for the welfare of
society….
He : In that, how you would like to call yourself….
Me : I always feel life and religion are more a celebration…
Without humour, religion will be a boredom… so in a very
tensed IPL match , between balls bowled or runs scored or
wickets falling, the cheer leaders will dance on the stage…. so
among the very seriously religious practitioners , I am more
like a cheer leader ,to dance and enjoy the match of life….
LOL
***
Different types of Innocence….
1. A new born child's blushing smile….
2. An innocent villager looking at your face when you ask for
an address…. this is the best….you too will certainly like

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your innocence…
3. The innocent face of your husband, before his wife, on
return, after an official trip to Bangkok …..
***
Heart doesn't have any plan…. So it can never utter a
lie…Mind is full of plans….. manipulations …. Mind alone
can convincingly lie….
***
Never keep others action or reaction to you, as the basis of
your happiness …. it is impossible to satisfy others….
***
He : Guriji, I am not a bachelor….
Me : This is normal….
He : Guruji, I am not either married….
Me : This is normal….
He : Am I a sinner? ….
Me : Certainly it's a sin….
He : Guruji, when I asked you about my bachelorship etc.,
you said that it is normal…. Now You say it is sin….
Me : When you asked the first two questions, the soul is
never a bachelor or a married man… Soul is independent of
actions of the body…. So no karma is attached…. It's just
Pure divine spirit that dwelled in your answer…. You simply
say you are not the doer….. in the third question, mind has
imposed an element of doubt…. Now you feel the soul is
responsible for the acts of the body…. no longer the soul is
pure …. You simply say you are the doer….
***
Right and wrong are just perceptions of the mind…. Mind is
tricky and does not allow safe passage to truth….
Certainly some of my answers may be confusing you…. my
very aim is to confuse you…. The reason for my answers
being so confusing is because you are applying mind to
certain answers…. Mostly my answers are from the heart…so
have a relook at my answer from your heart…. You will
understand it better now….
***

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A : Normally to manage one, itself is very difficult… I do
not know how you manage both?
B : It's easy…. Just concentrate on one at time….
A : You take a break in the middle or is it….?
B : No… I don't take a break…. I don't like reducing my
tempo .. I always finish a task to the core….
A : You take both together or one by one….
B : I don't call it one by one… I call it one on one…. enjoying
both that way…..
It's so interesting conversation…. I can't wait to see the last
page….. It's not that…. but I like the way you think… A&B
are discussing about the family roast masala dosa which they
were having .........................ROFL…..
***
She is looking at him with her beautiful heart….
He is looking at her with a cunning mind….
The foxy thinker dreams of an escape …
None has escaped the sight of the divine eagle….
***
Don't keep blaming others… this certainly pains me…
***
When people do not understand your actions or words, have
patience…. You need not keep explaining …. Certain things
need to be pondered and understood….. how much ever you
explain, it cannot be understood….
***
Solutions to any problem takes time…. by the time you reach
a solution, another will be waiting in the wings to start …. In
stead of quick solution, a matured being always learns out of
the experience it faces while handling the problem …. he is
not only experienced in the process but also becomes strong
to face the next one….
***
It was a usual day in the forest…. Maharishi Rajar's feet were
in my lap and I was gently massaging his feet…. Maharishi
suddenly got up and said, “We are immediately going to
Quilon (now Kollam)”….

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We left for Quilon and reached the next day morning ….We
went to one Sri.Jayendra Verma…. There were a lot of people
to see him.... We both went inside... Jayendra Verma was
lying down and in an unconscious state…. Maharishi
whispered in his ears…. He came to his senses…. He saw
Maharishi and exclaimed, 'Oh Lord, My master
Tribhuvaneshwar Maharaj has come…. Lord, you promised
to me, to be my bedside when I leave this mortal world…. You
have come at the right time as promised by you…. Swami
please hug me and I would like to leave from your
shoulders'….
Maharishi hugged him and Jayendra Verma passed away in to
the cosmos…
When we were returning he said…. 'There was a very great
Swami by name Sri.Tribhuvaneshwar Maharaj, to whom was
his disciple Sri Jayendra Verma…. One day during
conversation with Jayendra…
Jayendra : Master, will you always be with me?….
Tribhuvaneshwar : Certainly, I am always with you….
Jayendra : When I die, will I realise that you are
there with me at that moment?
Tribhuvaneshwar : Ok when you die, I will be there by your
side….. Maharishi Rajar then told me…
he is a very great master.. Through me
he gave darshan to Jayendra
Me : Where does he live now, Master?
Maharshi laughed and said …. 'Who knows? I know that the
Mahan attained Samadhi some 50 years back…. I was
wondering at Maharishi Rajar Leela Vinodham ….

Fear will ultimately destroy you, whether courage really

helps you or not ….
By being optimistic it may be of help or not , pessimism is
tragic disease
***
Vasanthi…. The village girl…. She cannot go and see her
Guru .... she only has a photograph …. Every moment she will

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be talking to the Guru over photograph …. Every one
ridiculed her behaviour …. They used to say that she has
become mad and has lost the power of sense ….
One day from her village a group of elders were going to meet
the Guru…. They needed an escort …. She volunteered …..
she was very happy …. For the first time she is going to see
her Guru …. What a moment it is!…. All long she has seen
him only through the photograph …. Now she is going to see
him in flesh and blood …. They all reached the town where
the Guru was staying …. Thousands of people have gathered
to have a darshan of the Guru…
The Guru just then arrived as usual with all his flamboyance
in a Mercedes Benz car ….. He just stood and waved at the
crowd …. The Guru was walking from the car into the
bungalow ….
She got terribly disappointed ….. she came all the way to just
see him wave and go…. She decided….. before the entire
crowd of silence she screamed. 'Gurujiiiiiiiiii'… The Guru
stopped and looked back…. He couldn't find any one …. He
came near the crowd …. He saw 'Vasanthi' in the crowd at a
distance …. He asked his team of volunteers to bring her to
him she could not believe her eyes…. She was standing
before her Master…. She fell at his feet….. he turned towards
the crowd and said…. 'She is one of the few devotees I am
blessed to be associated with …. Not a day passes without her
talking to me or me talking to her… she came to in my fold 25
years back when her age was 5 years…. The best part is we are
physically visiting each other only today though we know
each other too well for the past 25 years' …… He told one of
the volunteers, to give two large size portraits of his to her….
He turned towards Vasanthi and said, I have asked them to
give you two large size of my photographs…. The one what
you have at your place is torn in many parts and you have
pasted it…… so I have asked them to give you two…. One
you can have in the hall also…. Keep in touch… keep
talking'..
Lord's will….Master's grace….

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 ***
Wow! …. The way he talks, it looks like he is going to live
permanently….very funny guy indeed….
He : I want to grow spiritually Guruji…..
Me : You will grow provided you stop talking about that….

It seems he stopped taking chicken for the past 2 years….now

there is an insatiable desire to eat chicken….he asked me,
“What to do?”
Me : Right away go to KFC and have it….
He was alright for 2 years without taking chicken…. The day
he got the desire was the day I was back on Facebook…. Once
I am back on FB vegetarians are becoming non vegetarians…
KFC needs to pay royalty to me…as long as I am on FB their
sales may go up……… ROFL
HE : Guruji, I do not know what to do on the first night?
Me : I can't teach all that on fb…
He : Thanks Guruji… no problem…. We will go to necklace
road spend some time and have food on Eat Street on the 1st
January…..
Oh! My God…. My mind has become such a devil, I can't
think anything straight…………..ROLF
***
He was advised to change his room since vaasthu was not
okay…. He asked me…. You know very well about me… I
said I don't think it's going to be of any use…. His father was
concerned about his not changing the room…. He tells his dad
that I ordered him not to change the room… I feel he is a real
nut to make such statements……. LOL...

To grow in the material world one has to put in effort…. To

grow in the spiritual life one has to just remain calm and
effortless….
Effort means to be aggressive….
Spirituality is non aggressive….
So to put effort in spirituality is just another ego trip….

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Never point out to what was said… we know what we have
said… you may have to check your side of understanding… if
the subtleness in a comment is not understood properly it will
lead to wrong conclusions…
He : Guruji, my boss has come from Delhi…. He will be
leaving in two days….
Felt like laughing at such requests…
You don't need an external device or Facebook to reach me…
you are internally wired with me… when you deeply
contemplate on me through your heart, you can always feel
my presence… I never miss you or long for you… I am
always in connection with you 24X7…..
I also do the same stupidity like you… there is a subtle
difference in each other's approach… when I commit the
stupidity, I always feel that my life is choiceless and I am not
the doer…. When you commit the stupidity, you always feel
that life is full of choices and you are the doer…. I live without
any expectation and hence no regret, where as you are full of
expectation and live with regret when it is not your way...
Ambition and peace never go together…..if you are
ambitious don't long for peace…if you are peaceful don't get
lured by ambition…
Should people keep on quarrelling? Can we not settle down
and do something useful for the humanity and world at large?
She : Guruji, this flower is so beautiful….isn't it?
Me : Yes dear it is very beautiful… why not we let it
remain in the plant?
If you keep digging in to the past of others, it is natural but
many skeletons will tumble out…. Why at all go in to past,
knowing well that there may be an ugly patch? Drainage
always stinks whether it belongs to you or others… in most
cases past is a drainage… don't attempt to dig it whether it
belongs to others or even yours….
We have not come in to this world to judge others' action….
We have come in to this world to unconditionally love others
despite their action…

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You have got every right to disagree with me…. I always love
you and I don't expect anything from you….

Many times people are diplomatic in their reply to you

because they don't want to hurt you by disagreeing with
you….

In Madurai….
One day I was in an auto with a friend of mine… we were
going to meet some one known to him…. I asked the auto to
stop outside a shop which sells hot masala milk after sunset
and lassi during day time… We both along with auto driver
had very good masala milk…..
Here, there is something interesting…. The boy in this shop
mixes the hot milk with sugar in two big cans…. As he pours
from one can to another, is a sight to watch…. I always stand
there and watch this act… it gives so much of joy…. I really
wonder this boy… the way he does…. Some days after
drinking the milk, I used to keep watching the boy do it for
others…. It was one such day when I was watching the boy…
the friend who came with me asked me to hurry up since the
person whom we have to meet may leave the town on some
work…. When we turned back to board the auto rickshaw, the
auto had gone off…. My bag was inside the auto…. There was
some cash and jewellery in it….
Friend….Oh! the auto is gone…. You had kept your bag in
it….
Me….Yeah! gone…so what?...Some cash and jewellery
gone….it's okay…. You just call another auto…. In the mean
time I would like to see that boy mixing the milk with sugar
one more time…. Any amount of money or wealth cannot
compensate for the wonder and joy you get on seeing such
things…. Never miss all such simple pleasures at any cost….
Lord's grace….
He : I feel always connected with you Guruji, may not be
24X7….
Me : Yeah! Sometimes the receivers or transmitters may be

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shut down for upgradation…….
LOL
The longer you look at the name flashed on the mobile for an
incoming call, the lengthier is the lie………LOL
He borrowed heavily… he is in trouble due to this…. Now he
looks at my calendar and shouts at me, as though he borrowed
and gave it to me…. Very funny guy….
LOL
To cling on is easy…. To let go or drop needs a lot of
courage…
All those who shout at my calendars or photographs should
personally thank Kutumba Rak and Kuppa Rao for making
this possible…….
LOL
***
One needs to be an 'altruist' to bring a positive change in the
society…
Enough of this self pity … start working for the welfare of
others without expectations……
***
During our days, no dating business…. I was married… we
always had something to talk and explore … I started telling
lies and it continues till this moment… to cover up one lie, I
have to say so many lies… but the better half is really better
now and she has accepted me for what I am…. So life is
blissful….
Now a days dating…. All things are spoken for years before
marriage… so no talk after marriage… partners when they
lead life find it so contradictory than that was spoken for years
during dating… so they blame each other… life is a hell…
results in divorce…
Today I feel its better we go back to those days when there was
no dating and hence you will have something to talk, then
explore, then deny, then compromise, then live together etc.,
further you have the advantage of not revealing anything
before marriage…
Revealing or getting to know everything before marriage

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really comes with a price, especially for people like me who
never speak truth…………………………………..
LOL
\ ***
To be compassionate one must be a visionary…. A visionary
is one who can see 360 degrees and not just one who believes
walking on one leg called 'PERFECTION'… Life of totality
is the key to compassion…

Be compassionate and kind to all…

***
A 9 year boy went to an ice cream shop.
Waiter : What do you want?
Boy : How much does a cone ice cream costs?
Waiter : Rs.15/-
Then the boy checked his pocket and asked cost of the small
cone?
Irritated waiter angrily said :- Rs.12/-
Boy ordered a small cone, had it, paid bill and left. When the
waiter came to pick the empty Plate tears rolled down from
his eyes.
The boy had left Rs.3 as tip for him.
“MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU
HAVE”.
That's life..
***
If both husband and wife are working, its better one chose
career advancement and the other should take a back seat in
the interest of the family… In case both aspire for a career in
office it would put the family interest in jeopardy…
\ ***
She was better qualified and talented…. The husband
supported here in career advancement… he does some small
job, takes care of the home and kids… they are a happy couple
indeed….
***
Both husband and wife are doctors…. always quarrelling and
fighting…. qualified but not educated…. very funny
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couple… both attend classes on meditation…. Once after
every session, their ego levels are more boosted and they fight
to the core…. better to check the so called 'DHYANA'…..
Should husband and wife need a third party to interfere and
mediate? is the relationship not strong enough to settle the
dispute among themselves, behind closed doors? very sad
state of affairs…. both are busy washing dirty linen in
public….
He : I am greatly privileged Guruji…. Your presence at my
daughter's marriage made a big difference
Me : Yeah, I too enjoyed the occasion….
He : How is the boy?
Me : He looks great… how about the in laws?
He : As of now, they look alright….
Me : Ok… We will review it next year….
…LOL
***
Many of us don't realise that the kids and youngsters of today
observe our actions better than our observations of our elders
in the past…. If you are elderly it should reflect in thoughts,
words and deeds… otherwise youngsters may respect you
only for your age and not for the maturity or wisdom which
you are presumed to possess as an elder….
Why are you compelling the youngsters to toe your line?
They are more alive and the present day world teaches them
better to handle their day to day life…Unless approached for
advice, never poke your nose in to the affairs of youngsters….
Allow them to have their own experience of life… unsolicited
advice how so ever good it may be, has to be avoided at all
cost…. Are you listening?
***
Madhavan and Radha were living in a village near
Pudukkottai…. They were a very pious couple…. They were
very kind to the villagers… so the villagers liked them a lot…
Madhavan had a small piece of land and was engaged in
agriculture… Radha had done some schooling… she used to
teach basics for kids in the village….

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The boy laughed and it echoed every where and ran inside the
temple and merged with the Maarthaanda Bhairava moola
virat just then a Brahmin came with a three day old kid and
said ….
My wife delivered this child and expired …. My kula devata
Sri Maarthaanda Bhairava of this temple appeared in my
dream and asked me to forthwith handover the child to you
…. So I have come with the kid …. Please accept him as your
son….
Madhavan Namboodhri thanked the Lord and the Brahman
for the Maha prasadam…. Madhavan Namboodhri and
Radha left for their village very joyously….
The kid is none other than my Master Sri Narayana
Namboodhri
OM KSHAM MAARTHAANDA BHAIRAVA NAMAHA.
[Vairavanpatti is before Pillaiyarpatti … 68 kms north east of
Madurai ….]
Lord's grace …. Enjoy
***
Don't keep remembering the unpleasant past…. Don't lament
about it…. It's gone…. Let it be permanently erased from
your mind …. Don't keep smelling the garbage…. Just drop
it…. Don't get struck up with such things in life… It will harm
your golden present too….
Every moment of life is fresh…. enjoy moment to moment….
Live life totally moving from moment to moment….
Who am to I judge your actions? To me Lord is the doer and he
cannot be subjected to any questioning or scrutiny…. I only
pray to him for His grace, love and compassion to one and
all….
It gives immense joy to serve those who serve God.......
Lips that pray for the humanity and the hands that serve them
are equally and commendable ….
We are all equal…. Don't preach differences….
I don't talk what I cannot comprehend or understand….for
example…. Politics
Be non-judgemental…. Help all, free of race, religion, cast

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They had no children… Radha had crossed the child bearing
age also….one day Maharishi Rajar was passing through the
village...Madhavan and Radha met Maharishi and sought his
blessings…. Maharishi Rajar on seeing them asked….
'Madhava, I have been searching for you for days… I am very
glad that I could see you and Radha today in this village…
come with me'… Maharishi Rajar took them to a place called
'Vairavanpatti'…. Rajar asked the couple to stay in that
village for 48 days and pray regularly to the 'Maarthaanda
Bahirava' in the temple …. Madhava and Radha readily
agreed there was one Someshwara Chettiar who lived in that
village… Maharishi Rajar told Chettiar to take care of the
couple during their stay at the village…. Maharishi Rajar later
left Vairavanpatti …. Madhavan and Radha dedicatedly
praying to Maarthaanda Bhairava …. Radha used to sweep
and clean the temple premises and Madhavan used to sit
opposite to Bhairava and meditate… On the 48th day of their
stay in the village, as usual Madhavan came to the temple….
He prostrated Bhairava and started his dhayana…, a young
boy came and woke Madhavan from dhayana…, Madhavan
opened his eyes and saw the young boy , may be around 7
years of age….
Madhavan : 'Why did you spoil my dhayana?'
The boy : Laughed and asked, 'Oh, You call this as
dhayana”
Madhavan : “Oh! You can even spell the word dhayana?”
The boy : “Why spell? I can initiate the real dhayana in
you”…
Madhavan : “Is that so? First tell me why did you spoil my
dhayana.”
The boy : Laughed and said: … 'when you can spoil my
dhayana ,can I not spoil your
dhayana?'….
Madhavan : “When did I spoil your dhayana?”
The boy said;… “ You have been sitting all through the day for
48 days opposite to me and spoiling my dhayana… . Don't I
have the right to spoil your dhayana in the least for a day ?”

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creed or sex…..
***
They have been great friends…. They have been doing
business for the past 22 years …. Suddenly questions are
being raised about a partner's integrity in respect of financial
transactions…. When greed raises its head, all good things
and memories are forgotten…. Very sad indeed….
***
She said he is an ethical hacker…. I could not control
laughing…. He entered her room and stole her hard disc….
If some one is curious about you, try to avoid that person….
Such a person should never be trusted…. You have a right of
privacy…. Don't allow anyone to invade your private life….
No doubt the demarcating line between concern and curiosity
is very thin and easily transgressed many times… So be
alert….
***
It was a hot day …. It was one 0'clock in the afternoon… After
completing the fire worship I walked inside the forest for
dhayana in seclusion….. I have to start the dhayana in three
and a half hours of time after the homam…. I walked for two
hours…. I saw the clock and the time was three fifteen in the
afternoon… I reached a spot where there was a big tree…. I
was very tired …. So I thought of talking a nap before starting
my meditation….
I slept below the tree…. To my knowledge I would have slept
for more than 12 hours…. Suddenly I woke up and looked at
my watch…. It showed as 3:30 am next morning …. The date
had also changed …. Interestingly when I looked around,
from the shadows of the and position of the sun the time
would have been around 4 pm…. officially I slept only for 45
minutes…. I immediately started my dhyana…
I wondered at the Lord's leela…. literally he stopped time, so
that I could complete the dhyana within the stipulated time
otherwise the prayogam done would have been a waste….
Further I should have done prayaschittham and restarted the
prayogam…. Lord Thy name is Mercy and Mercy alone …..

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When I look back, I keep wondering about this incident in my
life…. Lord's will, mercy and grace…..
We can never understand the design of the mother Nature ….
but it's always compassionate and merciful….
A master is very motherly…. His compassion can never be
understood by the mind, but can be felt by the heart ….
***
He : Guruiji , floods in Chennai
Me : Our prayers …. Thank God, you are alive …. Please look
out for doing service to the needy and the poor….in calamity
and opportunity for service arises…. Don't miss this
opportunity to do self less service….
***
He : I told him not to do…. Despite my warning , he indulged
in it…. Now he is suffering….
Me : Can I have his address?
He : Why Guruji?
Me : I would like to go and be with him…. This is the hour he
may need me Let me try to mitigate his suffering….
Don't enjoy at others' sufferings…. Be human…. Be kind
hearted….
While aiming at an illusory 'perfections' in life, don't be cruel
hearted …. Perfections without kindness is a curse and a
disease ….
Have respect for fellow humans…. I find animals in the forest
more humanly…..
We have to thank those who accept our service to them…. the
role of the service provider will be redundant unless there are
people to gracefully accept what is given…. The donor
should thank the acceptor…..
***
He…. Guruiji, in my hectic life what is your advice? Shall I
do some yoga or meditation or pranayama?
Me …. Better try this….. eat when you are hungry and sleep
when you are tried….
***
The feeling of gratitude cannot be injected in to a person….

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It is impossible to ethical in love and war…..
If it is not unconditional it cannot be termed as 'love'…..
Love and reasoning are poles a part….
Mind will play spoil sport in 'love'….

So called 'dating' these days is more based on credit

worthiness, futuristic fulfilment of each other's aspirations,
how useful each other would be in case they marry, security
etc., If these things click during 'dating', then love
blossoms…. Very funny kids….
***
She wanted to marry him and he wanted to marry her…. As
usual both the sides elders rejected the proposal made by
them…. they lamented about this to me on face book…. I
asked them to come to Ahobilam and promised them that I
would get them married before the Lord…. You know what
happened?
They vanished from Face Book ….
Very funny kids…. Love is only for the courageous and not
for cowards….
***
It is impossible for the cowards to be unconditional in love….
It's only for the courageous….
***
Unconditionality in love always carries a tinge of
motherliness…..
***
Don't ask for justice…. We may not know the truth…. always
ask for mercy…. Asking for justice may land you in a major
trouble…..
***
Walk down the lane of life with humbleness and humility, for
God is walking by your side…
***
God has been very kind to us ….. since he does everything for
us, he has neither commanded nor demanded anything from
us…. It's His grace that we are allowed to witness things the

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way it happens …. Lord is the Ultimate Doer….
***
While exercising your 'authority', avoid being
'authoritative'…..
***
Heart plays
Mind games…..

***
He…. I got her diamond necklace and she stopped talking
me….
Friend…. Why is your wife so crude?
He… No, no…. It's the part of a deal…..
LOL…..
***
Fear and love can never go together …..
Respect on account of love lasts forever
Where as respect on account of fear never lasts….
***
Just be in the river…. It will take you to the ocean…. Life is
effortless…..
Effort is just an ego trip ….. Don't make life an ego trip….
***
Sing the mercy and the grace of the Lord …. Praise him and he
raises you to him …. He and he alone is our master and
saviour…. The faith in him should never get diluted and its his
mercy that we are allowed to be associated with him…..
One who is always busy in the name of business seldom
enjoys the nature around….
` ***
I was travelling to Calcutta (now Kolkata) in Coromandel
Express From Madras (now Chennai)…
A gentleman by name Giridhar was sitting opposite to me….
Giridhar : Where are you going ?
Me : (smilingly) As far as the train goes ….
Giridhar : Calcutta?
Me : As far as the train goes….

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Giridhar : Train goes up to Calcutta .… Why are you not
saying that? …. I just smiled and kept quiet….
After sometime ….
He : What do you do?
Me : I just roam around….
He : What you do for living?
Me : I am a vagabond…. I keep roaming…. My grand
father gives me money …. I just spend that….He looked
shocked
He turned towards the fellow passenger and said…. See Sir,
now a days youngsters are spend thrift …. They live on elders
money…. They keep roaming….. what a disgrace….
I was enjoying and smiling…..
Late in the evening, the train stopped…. Heavy rains….
Cyclone warning…. Godavari was in spate…. It was
announced that the train will not proceed…. So all of us in the
train got down…. I walked to the nearby town by name
Kovvoor…. The down pour was heavy …. I got fully
drenched …. I went to a house nearby and stood below the sun
shade … at a distance I saw Giridhar carrying his suitcase and
coming in the rain …. I ran towards him and volunteered to
carry the suitcase …. But he refused… He too came and stood
by my side below the sunshade …. The rain did not stop…..
An old man opened the door of the house and asked us to
come inside…. We went inside… He made us sit on a long
wooden sofa and enquired about us….
Giridhar : I am Giridhar I work as a Physics Professor in a
college at Calcutta… my train was stopped due to rains….
This boy is a vagabond and keeps eating on his elders
money… he is jobless and I just met him on the train….
The old man asked me….
“ Shall we play Snake and Ladder? …..
Me : Yes Sir, I like Snake and Ladder a lot…..
Giridhar :Is, the time to play Snake and the Ladder? I thought
you are an old man and you will be sensible… but you look to
be a nut like the boy”
Old man : Ok, Let us start the play'….

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Suddenly from front yard of the house a huge black cobra
came and started moving towards Giridhar ….. Giridhar got
scared and climbed the ladder kept in the room and sat on the
loft….
The Oldman roared in laughter at Giridhar and said …. “ This
is the snake and ladder ….. the snake left in a few
minutes….Giridhar came down the ladder and looked
disturbed…
The old man said … Our Meta physics, you cannot
understand …. In fact our Meta physics begins where your
material physics ends…. Due to your past, you were to be
killed by this black cobra… but your Great Grand Father was
a great worshipper of Nagaraja and was a famous astrologer
who knew of the curse which will kill his great grandson…..
so your Great Grand Father meditated on Nagaraja….
Nagaraja appeared before him and promised that only once
this black cobra will aim to attack you and in case you escape
it will not harm the family and further your Great Grandfather
was my disciple… so he came running to me and told of the
curse and Nagaraja's boon to me… I too promised him to save
you from this calamity…. The time and the venue is the house
which once upon a time belonged to your ancestors …. The
prophecy had to come true here…. Now you are free of the
curse….
Now the old man looked at me and said … “Our job is over…
Let us move out”….
Just then another door inside the house opened and a lady
came out and asked … “Who are you all?”....
The old man said …. “Sorry madam…. Since the rain was
heavy, we all entered the house without your permission….
Now that rain has stopped we will leave ….
As Giridhar looked baffled, I left with my Master Maharishi
Rajar….
OM NAGARAJAYA NAMAHA….
OM BOGENDRA YOGENDRA PRAYOGENDRA SARVA
TANTRA SWATANTRA RAJAR GURAVE NAMAHA….
Lord's grace …..

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 ***
A husband was in trouble….
The wife gave an sms ….. 'Sweety love you'…..
Husband replied…. 'Love you too, dear'…..
He…. My wife is too good at giving sound
advice….99%sound 1% advice….
LOL…..

Dhyana is practiced for life time, without even an iota of

thought about realisation….
If you aim at realisation and do 'dhayana' it's just a hunter
chasing two rabbits at the same time…
There is no objective, no aim, no goal…. then dhayana is
possible….
You don't need to get dhayana accredited by some one for you
are already in conversation with the Supreme
Whether death comes in 7 days or after 70 years, it is sudden
and certain …. So be watchful when you talk in this
impermanent world….
Dhayana takes you more towards freedom …. How can it be
subjected to conditions? Dhayana is no mind…. Conditions
this is the way to Dhyana...conditioning are from mind....
Free the conditions... Freeze the mind... This is the way to
Dhayana.... Conditioning cannot result in dhyana
Why attempt to understand nature when you very well
wonder it?

The mother lacks decency and manners …. The boy lacks

individuality …. The daughter in law was made to leave the
house at mid night with a year old daughter to her parent's
place …. Some belong to stone age and I don't understand
why this lady should get married her son in the first place if
she is so protective of her son? Further when the boy cannot
be assertive and lacks individuality why he should come
forward and marry a girl, impregnate her and leave her mid
way? Very pathetic …. Our prayers for the girl's welfare….
***

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A very dutiful son will also be a good husband…. He will
know the nuances of the subject… he will act in such a way
that he brings his mother and wife closer to each other's
heart…
***
Be free and allow others to be free...
***
Yesterday I saw a book titled ….
'How to Make Love?'…..
These days some authors are real fun…. On seeing the title I
burst in to laughter …..
***
The only bondage which ensures freedom is the bondage
between the disciple/devotee and the Master …. It's a
bondage free of any expectations and unconditional love…
***
An interesting case of greed ….
On the death bed, the man requesting others to take care of his
family after his death….
***
I am not perfect and I don't have to be … If you feel you are
perfect better avoid me and avoid those imperfections….
***
After a year of marriage, son in law wrote to father in law….
Your product is malfunctioning …. So I would like to return
…. Father-in –law replied back…. Warranty expired….
***
When some one demands dowry, out rightly reject that
alliance…. These demons can never be satisfied…. At every
stage they will demand money and ruin the life of your
child…. It's better to live single through out life instead of
getting entrapped in such a marriage…..
Neither demand dowry nor offer dowry…
***
He … Guruiji, when I said that I don't want any dowry, they
suspect that I have some thing to hide….
Me…. Why do you want to marry the girl when they suspect

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you at the outset… this is no excuse for taking dowr
No… Don't take dowry at any cost….
If one cannot maintain a family and he needs dowry to marry
for that sake, why at all marry? When you are incapable to
manage the affairs of your family with the income you earn ,
why long for a marriage?
***

My Dear kids,
Love you all….
Lord's grace ….We will be leaving for Ahobilam
tomorrow…. Hope to see you all at the yagnam venue… our
prayers for a healthy, peaceful prosperous life to all of you….
Om Sri Lakshmi Nrusimha Para Brahmanne Namaha....
Bye…
V V, Sridhar
***
When we don't feel elated on success or when we don't feel
dejected on failures, it may mean that Lord has been vary
graceful to us for enshrining the non doer-ship in us…. This is
the true state of joy….
***
Initially when she approached, I advised her not to invest
heavily in business, knowing the capability of her
husband….. but my advice did not find credence…. Today it's
all in doldrums and they are terribly worried…. Let us pray
for them….
***
It's always better to consult a person who is interested in you
and who is capable of assessing your talent dispassionately
before investing in business or before starting ventures on
your own….
***
There is nothing wrong in working in an organisation and
compromising on your freedom, instead of foolishly losing
money in ventures of your won, which is beyond your
talent….

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Among close friends or close relatives, whatever may be the
emergency do not borrow or give money…. Money, very
likely will spoil the relationship….
In case you have financed a close friend or a relative, have a
courage to forget it…. It's as good as lost….
Learn to 'let go'….
***
Just that we are on Facebook or whatsapp, does not mean that
we can be taken for granted…. ROFL
***
She… Appaa…. It is difficult to act as a matured adult?
Me…. Yeah!.... So why not an innocent kid?
***
Should a devotee/disciple know the reasons behind a master's
action?
Can reasoning and faith go together?
When the relationship of a devotee/ disciple is a matter of
faith, why a Master should reason out his actions to the
devotee/disciple?
With a Master logic or reasoning does not work…. With a
teacher logic and reasoning alone works… that's the basic
difference between a teacher and a Master …. For sure we are
not teachers and we don't teach anything….
***
As you get more and more qualified , it should get reflected in
your actions…. That is where others start getting the feel that
you are educated …. The more you are educated, the more the
humble you are….
Politeness in questioning and replies become the hallmark of
your education….
If you are educated, you can never be irked by others
action......
From the way a person talks
From the way a person acts
From the way a person reacts
From the way one carries one self
we can understand the quality of education he is imparted

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with…
***
He : Guriji, I had to shout at them …. They said they would
complain to you
Me : By nature I am non-judgmental…. It's not that I cannot
be a judge and decide a case impartially on merits…. But if I
become the judge, there may be some consequences due to
my ruling which may affect one or both the parties…. It's
better it is sorted out amicably among yourselves….
Don't keep quarrelling and fighting…. It will badly reflect on
the Master to whom you belong…
***
Master will not be available at beck and call of the disciple,
but disciple must be available 24X7 to the Master…. This is
the highlight of a Gurukulam…..
If you cannot let go or compromise, at least learn to be
polite….
***
Don't go in for marrying a partner of your choice unless…..
A : You can compromise on your individuality….
B : You can compromise on your likes and dislikes….
C : You can compromise on food ethics…veg or non veg….
D : You can compromise on your traditional values…
E : You can compromise on your racial, religious, caste
creed differences and anomalies arising out of it….
F : You can compromise on losing the support of your kin
and kith… and and and many many more….
These things you may have to compromise in arranged
marriage too, but when something goes wrong your family
will stand by you…. Of course love is only for the brave and
courageous, who are prepared to forego everything for the
sake of love…. Love is more compromise and in a way death
too…
***
Most of the times, in majority of cases truth is never spoken
between the partners, before marriage whether it is a love or
an arranged marriage…

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 ***
It is easier to criticize but difficult to perform…
He : Guruji, he scolds you so much and you smile….
Me : He does what he can and I do what I can….
To claim of victory in a war, you should have fought with an
opponent who is equally capable and qualified like you….
otherwise it's more a shame on you….
Your behaviour in adversity actually depicts your level of
education….
He looks knowledgeable…. He knows a lot on puranas…. He
is sincere in his aradhana to the saligrama silas and the
deities….
***
He : Guruji, please look in to this article which I found on
Google….you may like it….
Me : Thanks…. Long back we have moved from
Googleshwara to Eshwara…. Now a days I don't read
anything…. ROLF….
He : Sir, your devotee Mrs.x has harmed my interest by
filing false cases against me and all my family members…
Me : Our prayers to Lord for happiness and peace to you….
further
Mrs.X is an acquaintance on face book not even a friend leave
alone me, plenty of acquaintances, a few friends, a very few
disciples and absolutely no devotee to my knowledge…. Face
book can never be a substitute to a true Guru Kulam….to me
it's just time pass…. Nothing serious about it…. You have
every right to presume the way you want… we are very clear
about this….
Lord's grace….
***
She : Why the society cannot accept our unconditional love?
Me : Why expect the society to accept whatever you do?
Why you need recognition of the society? Is it that you fear
back lash? Love is only for the brace and courageous….
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He : Can you please tell me when I will die? Which Thidi?
Dakshinayanam or Uttarayanam? I would like to know….
Me : Sorry Dear… I live moment to moment and not
concerned about death….whenever it comes, it comes....we
gracefully have to accept and leave... Infact whether you
accept or not you have to leave on the appointed day…. You
are approaching a wrong person….
***
There was a practice of Masters dying in a particular position
on a particular date….. They will never die if that position
was adopted already by any other master… Every master was
unique in his death….
A Master while on death bed, was very worried as to which
position he has to adopt while dying (sitting, standing,
standing below a tree, lying on a rock etc.,)…. He was
disturbing his disciples by asking them which way is
unique…. In case they say something, he used to shout at
them stating that, that pose was already adopted by a master in
near by town…. Things were going out of control and
disciples found it difficult to handle….So a disciple went to
the near by village where his master's elder sister was staying
and expressed the problem….The elder sister came and met
her younger brother and said…. Don't create trouble for your
disciples…. All long in life you have created enough
trouble…. Any how it is death…. You die the way convenient
to you ….. we will verify in the near by villages as to how
masters have died and then change your body to such a pattern
where there is no repetition …. So die peacefully and leave
all of us in peace…..
Hearing this joke, the master on death bed roared in laughter
and died…. On his grave was written that this master died
laughing …. Incidentally in the nearby villages no master had
died laughing….
Uttarayana is for the Devatas and Dakshinayana is for the
pitrus…. It is belived that dying in Uttarayana takes you to
Deva Lokam and dying in Dakshinayana takes you to Pitru
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rebirth on earth is remote…. On reaching pitru Loka they
have to be necessarily born back on earth…. Bhishma was
one of the Ashta Vasus called by name prabhasaa.... Probably
he wanted to go back to his constellation of Ashta vasus and
prayed for death in Uttaryana....
To prayogis like us we prefer mostly Dakshinayana if a
choice is given… we would like to come back as many as
times as possible to earth to be with you all…. We would like
to face the prarbdhas and prapta with equanimity of mind and
spend our lifes in the service of world and-Jagat.... We always
long for the Lord's and Master's grace nothing else…. We
want to be back with you all…..
Lord's grace…..
***
He : Guruji, my wife left me and went away yesterday….
Me : Congrats…. Joyous 2016….
He : Guruji, why do you say like this….
Me : Oh! I am sorry….. Then this message may pertain to
her…. He was blinking…. Can you understand?
***
All long the parents were complaining that their son is not
married…. Now that he is married and she is pregnant too,
they are complaining that the girl's parents are not giving due
respect to them…. the son doesn't know what to do…. Very
funny people…. Cannot be contended…. Always they need
something to complain about….
***
Every one longs for freedom in just expression but don't want
to be free in real sense…..
***
The world is more total…. Perfection in some aspects and
imperfection in others…. The cycle of perfection and
imperfection keeps moving on harmoniously like a
wheel….the imperfections in the world makes me rejoice for
there is some work we can all do…..Once the world becomes
totally perfect when there is no further cycle or when there is
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there will be no work to do …. So I always prefer the world to
be imperfect, so that some work towards perfection can be
under taken….
***
Loads of enquires about what they belong to whether they
belong to visitor , disciple or devotee category…. So I
decided to increase your curiosity by adding a few more
categories to this list…. I do also have some sons, daughters,
brothers and sisters…. but no still devotee…guess your
relationship with me… but one thing is sure …. Whether you
are a curious visitor or daughter or brother or sister, there is no
partiality shown in my love towards you… it is always
unconditional …. God bless you all….
***
He : Guruji , I don't want to die, but I want to go to
Heaven….can you help me?
Me : Yeah… I can understand this… many don't want to die,
but want to go with their body to Heaven …. Yes …. I know
someone who can help you…. Meditate on sage
Vishwamitra…. He can help you… if not Heaven somewhere
in the middle, you will be hanging upside down like
Trisangu….
ROFL….
***
Joyous 2016…
Let us forget the stupidities of the past and try to commit new
ones….
***
He : Guruji, I am sorry… I missed attending the 108th
yagnam at Ahobilam…
Me : Don't worry…. Lord would have never missed you….
we all are prayed for your welfare….
He : Guruji… my humble request and expectation…. want to
be your loved disciple and devotee…..I can't contain my
laughter….
ROFL….
***

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He : She left me….
She : He left me….
Me : I don't intend leaving you both….
He left her because of his expectations of her not getting
materialised…..
She left him because of her expectations of him not getting
materialised…..
Why should I leave them?
I don't have any expectations in the first place with them or
any one else for that matter…..
***

The boy was in love with a girl….

His father… You should not support this Guruji…..
Me... I am not a politician …. But now since you have
requested I would like to play politics…. If your son requests
me, I will perform his marriage….
That gentleman become very angry and did not come to the
yagnam, which usually he attends …..
Probably one more wicket down…..
ROFL….
***
Be honest and sincere to your employer whether you are in
India, the USA, or anywhere else…. He feeds you…
'Annadata sukhi bhava'…. His welfare…. Should be of
paramount importance to you… your welfare depends on his
welfare…. Do the best and don't expect rewards or
awards…..if you do the best and not except, your
performance will always be awarded and rewarded…. Don't
stay in the organisation and ridicule it…. If you don't like the
work, or the organisation have courage to quit and search for a
new job…. Being employed in a company, taking the salary
and then ridiculing the company or superiors is not fair….
***
An egoistic person is the best coward….
***
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to some one's service…. once this is over the life gets over…..
Service to humanity is service to God….
A joke for you….
Girl : How long will we keep roaming?
Boy : As long as you get married to someone and I get married
to someone else….LOL….
***
He : I am a scholar…..
Me : What is it you want?
He : I came to seek more knowledge….
Me : I just laughed….
He : Why are you laughing?
Me : People who know me well, don't come to me for
knowledge…. I don't have anything which can be taught to
someone else….
He : Prayoga?
Me : Prayoga? What is it?
He : That's what you do?
Me : Who told you that?
He : Every one says that you are a 'Prayogi'
Me : Is that so?
He : For a scholar like me, in how many days can I master the
art?
Me : First let me clarify a point to you… you first unwind
yourself….Throw the baggage of your scholarship to
winds…. develop humbleness and humanity….. beg for food
on the streets…. learn to look at every one
compassionately…. do some service to humanity… and then
come to me…. I will give you another round of prescription of
things to do…. After all that we will see whether you are
eligible to even spell the word 'prayoga'…
It's years since I have seen him….. one more gone….
***
He : Guruji, she misses me so much….
Me : Yeah, I can understand this…. Still she has not been able
to find a replacement……ROFL…..
***

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Hell of a fight between husband and wife…. The husband
requested for help…. I could not do any thing for I knew them
only on Face Book acquaintances… I cannot do anything in
this case since I can't believe their stories…. Further it's a
delicate issue and I did not interfere…. She told him not to
chat with me on Fb….. the courageous husband who never
listens to his wife for a change listened to her and unfriended
me on face book…. Very funny couple……
ROFL…..
***
It seems he helps her a lot at home… you know how?
Once in 15 days he cares to put his dirty towel in the laundry
basket….
ROFL…..
***
He : Today is our 10th wedding anniversary….what shall
we do to commemorate this dear?
Wife : Just let us stand in silence for 2 minutes…. ROLF….
***
Newly weds are called……………….. Love birds'
Married for years are called…….. 'Angry birds'
***
When newly married couples smile every one knows why?
When a ten year old couple smiles, every one wonders why?
................................LOL
***
Judge : Why did you hit your husband with a chair?
Wife : I couldn't lift the table…LOL….
***
Husband : Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife : Excellent idea…. You stand at the sink and wash
the dishes and I will lie on the sofa and watch T.V…..
***
We always find bosses but very rarely we come across a
leader…qualification is not an index to one's leadership
abilities…. I have seen a lot of people qualified but lack of
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has 360 degrees of vision…. He is a visionary….a leader is
always open minded and listens to all suggestions made by his
steam members how so ever trivial the issue may be…. A
leader is full of patience…. A leader learns very fast and acts
on she basis of his learning… even when subjected to
criticism, he keeps his cool and has the courage to put across
his views on the subject very laconically…. He enjoys the
confidence of his team members and has confidence on his
team…. He always projects his abilities and success as that of
the team's initiatives… He is impartial in his attitude towards
his team members and rewards them based on their
performance… If you work under a leader, he will guide you
in such a way that you will always be stress free and that will
help you to do the best in the organisation… a leader will be
egoless and full of warmth.... one should be blessed in life to
work. under a leader… Of course a boss is opposite of all this
and it's a curse to work under a boss……
***
He always accused and abused every one including his
children and family….. Every body used to be scared of
him…. He was seriously ill and in hospital…. I had gone to
see him since I know him… He was shouting at his son…. His
son was in tears as he came out of his room…..
Son…. You have seen Guruji?.... How he behaves?.... He is
going to die any moment now…. He is sure to land in hell….
Me… No dear… this is not the time to talk like this… never in
his life, he had any one to correct him…. Probably had some
one communicated in a language which he can understand, he
would have reformed himself…. My prayers to Lord that he
be shown mercy in his after life… Let all that sin which
accumulated in his acount be transferred to my account….
Let Lord take him in his fold and show mercy to him…. Let
my good deeds if any be transferred to his account… As a son,
you should not do what he did as a father, abusing and
cursing…. He probably taught you some thing very big in
life… 'How not to behave'…. So pray for his well being after
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running to inform us that the gentlemen is no more….
Lord's grace…. Our prayers……
***
Liberation is impossible with an attitude of doership….
***
Absolute surrender to the will of God opens the cosmic door
of liberation…….
***
An unconditionally loving heart is the healer to an ever
possessive mind......
Great souls act spontaneously to the distress call of others….
***
He was a great vedic pundit…. He won many awards and
rewards… when his last breath arrived, all this was of no use
to him…..
***
My friends in FB have a lot of free time during office
hours….LOL…..
The kind of questions they ask….
Had breakfast?
Had dinner?
How are you?
What are you doing now?
Where are you?
Very funny people….

Some days at the same time I chat with 30 or 40 people….

Some are really serious issues… so casual chanting avoid... if
I don't reply to your casual questions, please don't feel
offended as I may be attending some other issue of serious
nature… Use chat diligently….
Children will not live according to parents' wishes…. No
doubt they were born to you…. Lord chose you to bring them
in to this world…. They are absolutely free to live a life the
way they want…. Living according to parents wishes is as
good as not living…. Don't impose your opinions and views
on your kids…. At least let them live in freedom….. Let us

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create an environment where they are able to live consciously
guided by their own heart…..
***
Parents thinking that they are acting for the good of the child,
put a lot of pressure on their kids…. This leads to a lot of
stress for the kids….. The kids today are confronted with a lot
of stress at school/college level…… among the kids in
schools/colleges, there is a lot of stress due to various
factors.... Virtually they are stressed out a lot since they are
always told to perform.... There is high degree of insecurity
for the kid when elders draw comparisions….Finally parents
are not going to feel happy when the kid starts feeling
insecure…. So parents should at least keep their slate clean so
that their kids will approach them in case of stress and not go
to a wrong source…. Will ever parents listen?
***
School teachers complain about the child to their parents….
They say that the kid is not studying properly or the kid is not
attentive in class or the kid is mischievous…. I don't
understand how the parents are responsible for what is going
on in school? This shows inefficiency on part of the
concerned teacher....As a teacher it is his/her
responsibilityes(to handle the kid in the class….) There are a
number of teachers blend who are liked by the kids…. They
are able to be very communicative with the child and are able
to take care of them very well…. Such teachers blend with the
kid and bring out the best in them….. Every kid is unique….
Same methodology may not work out for every kid…. So the
teacher has to be innovative…. The teacher is expected to
have better intuition…. Just shifting the blame on to the
parents is not fair…
***
Let every action or activity you perform in this mundane life
be some sort of a prayer towards the wholesome spiritual
one….
***
The spirit of our life should be centred towards the universal

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consciousness…
When we walk in to the cosmetic world, an opportunity to
walk out to the cosmic world is offered….
Needs are always taken care of…. Wants may not be….
If you belong to the PRESENT, you will enjoy the travel and
be not worried about the destination….
If you belong to the FUTURE, you will be worried about the
destination and miss the travel of the PRESENT
Interestingly in most of you, every uncertain tomorrow is
worried of and a certain present is missed....
Don't be Futuristic….
The TOMORROW which you were worrying yesterday is
TODAY….
Whatever good you do is for your own peace….
Future is projection…. based on projection is prediction….
Life is so live and new every day, seldom future predictions
come true….
In case tomorrow can be predicated and documented, will you
have interest to live the morrow?
Giving is living….
Living is giving….
***
Present day….
I know Balakrishna Thampiraan for more than two
decades…. He is basically an agriculturist…. He also teaches
in a local school in his village, which borders the forest area in
Idukki district…. A very balanced and an upright person….he
was more like a parental figure in the village and he was much
sought after by the villagers for all the help and advice…
One day I was with him in his village…. We went to the
fields….
***
Long ago….
There was a king by name Amarendran…. He had an able
Advisor and Minister by name GovindaVarman… the king
always had a practice of hunting in a nearby forest…. One day
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had gone in to the forest for hunting…….. when Amarendran
attempted to hunt a tiger, he was killed by the tiger….
Govindavarman in a fit of anger killed the tiger…. The tiger
was a Gandharva by name Madhuravaan… while dying
Madhuravaan cursed Govindavarman to be born as an animal
in the next birth and suffer death for no fault of him in that
life…. Govindvarman repented for his act and approached his
Guru Sri Maha Prayogam Raja Maharishi Ranadheera
(Master and Guru of Maharishi Rajar)….. he narrated the
entire incident…. Maharishi Ranadheera asked him not to
worry but gave the 'Anushtupa Moola Mantra' of Lord
Nrusimha and asked him to recite it through out his life….
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As we were sitting and talking while being in the fields, a
villager came and informed Balakrishna Thamipraan that the
villagers have caught the leopard which used to stray in to the
village, kill the cattle and harm their kids…. We both went to
see the leopard… the leopard was caught in a net and hanged
upside down from the tree…. I went near the leopard and
looked right in to its eyes and kenw the truth…. I came to
Balakrishna Thampiraan and told him, 'This is not the leopard
that used to come to your village…. That's a different one….
please instruct your people to set her free in the forest….
Probably she lost her way and strayed in to the village'…….
Balakrishna Thampiraan will always execute what is told to
him by me…. He told the villagers that this is not the one that
used to come in to the village…. So all of us took the net to the
entrance of the forest…. The net was opened… The leopard
came out of the net… she came running towards me… she
just liked my right hand and ran away in to the forest
All villagers looked stunned…. Balakrishna Thampiraan
asked me the secret of all this…. I just smiled and asked him
to repeat what I say… 'Ugram Veeram Mahavishnum
Jwalantham Sarvatho mukham… Nrusimham Bheeshanam
Bhadram Mrtyumrtyur namamyaham'….. Further I said….
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you could in your life…. It may help you after life also the
way it helped this leopard'….
Balakrishna Thampiraan could not understand…. I just
smiled and took leave of him….
Lord's grace……
Om Sri Prayoga Raja Ranadheeraya Namaha…..
Om Sri Lakshmi Nrusimha Para Bramhane Namaha…..
***
A boy was well employed in India…. He got an assignment
abroad and left leaving his wife and daughter…. Today his
wife and daughter are being harassed by her own parents and
in laws…. The day he left I advised him to take both with
him… He gave some excuses and left…. Today he feels for
his wife and daughter… I do not know what is going on in
these families…. I know very well that they are loud mouthed
and the tounge keeps wagging… so may be it's true, that they
are showing their true colours…. The primary responsibility
of the boy is to take care of his wife and daughter.... Further a
wife's psyche only a husband can understand and vice
versa…. When the husband is away her psyche will be
down… very sad… I pity his wife and his daughter….
***
I was in the forest with Maharishi Rajar…. He was sleeping
nside and I was watering some plants outside….. a very old
man came and asked for Maharishi….
O.M. : 'I want to meet the saint who stays here'….
Me : 'Yes, Oh! Learned one'….
O.M. : 'How do you know that I am a learned one?'
Me : 'My nose is able to smell the fragrance of your
wisdom, my Lord'….
O.M : 'What happened to the promise which your master
made before me?'
Me : 'I am sorry, Oh! Enlighted one, I am ignotant of this
issue'….
O.M : 'I like this attitude of yours…. You know the answer
but you don't want to say… a true devotee to a true master… I
appreciate this'….

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O.M : 'Why are you not aspiring to meet me these days?'
Me : 'Oh! Supreme… you are the awareness and you are the
consciousness….you know of the reasons…. I used to come
and see you many times when I felt that you were only in that
place…. Now that, with your grace, it has dawned on my
heart that you are always with me in Sookshma Sarira, there is
not much raving to see the Sthoola sarira….
Me… Lord, Shall I wake up my Master to notify of your
arrival?
The old man, the learned one, the enlightened one, the
supreme, roared in laughter and said…. I just came to play
with you…. the old man vanished in to thin air….
Maharishi Rajar got up and was sniffing…. He hugged me
and said…. come on we will perform the Kshetrapala Tantra,
which is in due for a very long time…..
I prostrated my Master and through him offered salutations to
the Kshetrapala, Lord Bhirava of Kodungallur Bhagawathy
Kshetram….
Om Ksham Kshetrapalaya Namaha ….
Lord's grace….
***
You are a tiny spec in the ever expanding ocean of mother
nature, dancing and colliding in the waves with the other
living beings, disappearing to reappear some where else
according to the Supreme Will of the Universal
Consciousness….
Your stress is because you want to become some body else…
just be yourself…. Accept yourself totally…. In the system of
nature no one is superior or inferior….. you will be stress
free….
***
He…. Guruji, he says something now and then changes the
version the next day….
Me…. Either he is a good mathematician who knows to
manipulate or he may be growing…. with an added day of
experience, he might be seeing this better so amends his
statement ….. This is very common…. but it's up to you to

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find out whether it is manipulation or a genuine statement
because of the extra experience….
***
He …. Guruji, it seems your foot reveals who you are…. Can
you throw some lights on this…..
Me…. I am not that intellectual to predict on seeing your
foot…. But I can certainly say whether it requires pedicure….
LOL
***
If you want to be joyous, stop proving yourself to others….
You are fine as you are…. accept it…. embrace it….
wholeheartedly….
***
Don't long for others approval ….. just do what your heart
says and have courage to face the consequences…..heart
never misleads but mind will….
***
The world cannot understand your heart…. The world is
mostly full of mind these days….
***
Discipline doesn't curtail one's freedom…. If it does so, it
cannot be called 'discipline' , it's just slavery….
***
How so ever good it is, nothing should be forced….
***
Now a days I find decisions being made on one's own 'likes'
and 'dislikes' , whether in the personal front or professional
front …. Any such decision will be termed 'dishonest' today
and it would be a wrong decision in the long run….
If a subject is viewed dispassionately the decision is said to be
honest…. An honest decision of today will be a right decision
in the long run….
***
When you stop judging, you become more compassionate
and more understanding….
It's futile to argue with a person who has pre-concluded on the
subject…

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 ***.
Disagreements on views of a person has nothing to do with
the relationship in case you regard him as the closest to your
heart….
***
The tragedy and malady in life is to be very serious… such
people never enjoy life and don't allow others to enjoy life….
Be aware of them…
***
Religion is not a serious subject…. to be religious is to be
humorous…. Don't go to temple and show a serious face to
God in the name of bhakthi…. For sure he won't like it…
I have seen people argue and demonstrate their stupidity….
Hence avoid arguments totally….
***
There is no necessity to convince others of your beliefs and
faith….
***
Recently at airport….
Stranger…. What do you do?
Me…(laughed) Smuggling….
His friend who is known to me saw me there incidentally…..
His friend… Why did you tell him smuggling?
Me… Smuggling need not be in gold or bullion… it may be
hearts also…..
Never disclose your identify to a stranger…. You have not
come here to keep telling your life story to others….
***
Fear is the root cause of all evil…. Lord is always with you…
I can only laugh at the ignorance of my kids when they say,
you misunderstood Guruji, what I said'……….
ROFL………..
***
Don't keep on crying….
I have responsibilities….
I have lot of loans to repay….
I did not get my promotion in office….

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Once if you want to ventilate it's fine… but keeping on and on
saying the same thing is just like an old record disc….once the
disc gets scratched, it will keep repeating the same line….
Your responsibility only you have to fulfil….
Your loans you only have to repay…
Your promotion you only have to earn….
For us we have no responsibility for we are not the doer…
The loans what we have taken were in the interest of society
and was Lord's will and so he is the doer and he will take
care…
***
We just work with Lord's grace and don't expect any awards
or rewards…. Hence this doesn't affect us….We can
understand you…. so our prayers for your welfare always
continues…
Those days as a disciple and devotee we developed a lot of
patience….Our masters were really good…They could look
in to my future…These days that patience is helping me to
tackle the visitors/disciples…….LOL
Alas! They have nothing else to ask…. They ask only about
money…LOL
***
Yesterday was right in it's own perspective..
Today is right in its own way..,
No comparison…
Just be fresh and live (lyve) today… enjoy this day… this
moment…
***
Egoistic people live a miserable life….
You might have divorced once and got married once again,
but you should keep in touch with your kids born out of first
marriage, if law permits… the kids are innocent… they may
long for your love… letting them down is certainly a
crime…..
***
If husband or wife is possessive of other it's just hell in
reality….

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 ***
Those days
He : I am a lazy guy… which kind of job will suit me?
Me : Government job…..
Today
He : I am a lazy guy…. Which kind of job will suit me?
Me : Guruji….ROFL….
***
He : Guruji, when I say Good Morning, you send me a
picture message where as when my wife says Good
Morning”, You cant chat with her….
Me : Please remember, the most important qualifications for
chatting with me is it should be female…. Since you like
Picture and figures. I send you pictures messages Very stupid
guy..
ROFL….
***
Never degrade yourself by comparing with others….
***
When you talk to me from the heart, I talk to you from the
heart….When you talk to me from the mind, still I talk to you
the heart…….You can never understand me for I cannot be
understood through the mind….

When you long…

When you reject….
When you get pleased…
When you get displeased….
When you prefer….
Please remember these are mind games and a sign of
bondage….
***
I am an irrational person and rationally is alien to me… your
experiments research and analysis will not yield any result…
Bow…. When you bow, bow low……
The thoughts you feed more wins…. If you feed good
thoughts it wins…. If you feed evil thoughts it wins… so

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which you feed is what matters…
***
Some one has written a letter to me sending his horoscope….
1. When will I get a good job?
2. When will I get married?
3. Will my wife be an employed girl?
4. Will she be beautiful?
5. Will she bring fortune?
6. Will I settle in the U.S.A. or Canada?
Kindly Guruji, process my horoscope at the earliest and
reply….
I replied instantly point wise….
1. Whenever you attend interviews in a good company
and reply to their satisfaction, you will get a good job….
2. After getting a good job, you will get married….
3. There are plenty of employed girls and you can
approach them for marriage….
4. Every female is beautiful if looked through heart… so
your wife if you look through your heart she will be
beautiful…
5. If you are fortunate, she will bring fortune….
6. Greenland is a very strong possibility…..
This boy is 30 years… he looks like my elder brother…. With
much difficulty he has got a degree…. He has already worked
around 25 companies and was dismissed or the company was
closed…. He cannot stick on to any thing in life…. He only
complains against every one….He seldom has friends….Just
observe the greed he has……………….Our prayers….
***
Unless you are aware and conscious, a desire may get
transformed in to greed…
Though desire is the root cause of all evils, without desire,
there is no life…life is just suicidal…
Today some thing wonderful has happened… Rahu-Kethu
transit… Rahu has moved to Leo and consequently Kethu
places itself in Aquarius….
Never jump to conclusions…. For the conclusions will jump

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on you….
One every good aspect this boy has got….whenever the meets
any girl and talks to her to find out whether she is suitable for
him to marry or not, the girl gets good alliance, gets married to
some one and lives a happy life…. That way he is doing a
yeomen service to the unmarried girls of this
world………………ROFL
Once Shujo's disciple Shinzi became a master…. After
several years Shujo and Shinzi met…. They laughed together
for hours…. Shjou's another disciple asked…why are you
both laughing?
Shujo…. When he was my disciple, I used to laugh and he will
be silent… now that he has become an enlightened master like
me, we have nothing else to do, so we are laughing…
When enlightened people meet, mind is never at play…. It's
just the pure heart….
As a disciple be worried about your role today as a
disciple…let us see later when enlightenment happens to you
what role you will play with me….
When the enlightenment happens, you will burst into
laughter…. The first thing that will come in to you is, how
stupid you have been for so many years…. This will induce
bouts of laughter…
***
A few years back, I met a saint…. I was the courier boy
between another saint and this saint…. I had to convey a
message to him…. The saint whom I had gone to meet was a
very though nut to crack type, with a very serious face…. I
knew of the fact earlier… so I had gone with 25 kolkota
paan…. His disciples took me to him… I was chewing the
fifth paan… my mouth was full of paan…. He opned his
eyes….
He : What for you have come….
Me : (With a lot of paan inside my mouth and saliva dripping
a bit)….
Swamy… myyyyy naaaamaaskaarams to
y y y y y o o o o u u u u … . S s s s w a m m y

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paraaaammmeshwaranaandaaa sent me with a message'….
The saint was really tensed…. any moment the paan from my
mouth may fall on him…. But still he wanted to know the
message…. I took out my sixth paan for chewing … he started
signalling to me whether I would like to wash my mouth come
and talk….
Me… (with more paan saliva dripping from my mouth I
said…. Swaaamyyy… I ccaaaaannnoot taaaalk
wwitthhoooutt a paan.. I hhhaavve ddevvellopped tthis
habbbbiiit…
He… complete the message fast and leave….
I completed the message and left the place…. My job was
over… this visit solved two problems…. One I could convey
the message to that swamy without any hurdle.. He is a very
angry and reserved person type…. So unless he gets tensed,
my job will be difficult… the second reason is, it is a
prayogam which I have to do…. Master Su Yen had instructed
me to go and undertake this mission since the saint was to be
infected with some virus of a dangerous kind and that has to
be avoided… but it was real fun and hilarious… after coming
out I washed my mouth and laughed to my heart content…
Lord's grace….
***
Without humour the subject of religion will be taxing….
***
Most of you worry while working…. This always affects your
performance…. The best way is to work without expectations
so that the performance is not affected….

He : Guruji, he stole my work and he has got a promotion….

Me : Feel happy that your work was useful to some one to get
an elevation…. Consequentially your work has been
rewarded….
He gave a bizarre look at me and never turned up again….
One more wicket down… LOL
***
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work delivered…..
In the morning time, at the kitchen, in the interest of all family
members health and well being, never any fight should place
between Mother-in-law and daughter in law…. In such
extreme cases it's better the fight is done in the hall, so that the
father-in-law and son can cook in the kitchen… this advisory
is being issued in the interest of all family
members……….ROFL
***
I always see divinity in all your actions….
May Lord Sudarsana bestow, all of you, with that kind of a
vision where one sees divinity in all actions of others….
***
Whenever he can't decide on a girl for marriage, he falls
sick… this has been happening for years….
***
If you are over protective of your child, your are likely to lose
them in the long run….
***
A joke for you….
God…
God : As requested by you, she will be very loving, very
caring…. She will be very fond of you…. she will bear
children for you and grow them the way you would like them
to be…. She will do all the household work and be of
immense emotional help when you are desperate….
Adam… Oh! Lovely God…. But how much does it cost?
God…. One hand and one leg…..
Adam… God please give me one for my rib….
So God blessed Eve to Adam…..
***
When you don't relish some thing, be dignified to leave the
place…. Don't add fuel to the fire by enacting scenes…..
***
Four types of disciples…
1. Uttamotthan… Doing things to the best of one's
ability in advance sensing the needs of a Guru….

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2. Uttaman… He follows all the duties religiously and
performs…
3. Adaman… He is against the system of duty so
hardly does any…..
4. Adamoadaman… He will mix chilli powder in the
hot water when Guru takes bath…
***
Govindhan and I were walking near Vytilla junction
Erunakulam…. Govindhan was to my right and another
person to my left….
The person in the left…. I am going to commit suicide….
How long do you expect me to stay in this family?
I had to burst out in laughter….
I said…. How many times can you commit suicide?Should
I remind you that you are already dead for 6 years now?
I turned around…… Govindhan was missing….
ROFL…..
***
Sri Ramaswamy Chettiar was a very nice and a humble
philanthropist who lived in a village near Devakottai…. He
had a wonderful art which was blessed by a great saint to his
great grand father… on the death bed of the great grand
father, the saint appeared and asked the great grand father to
give Updesha of Mantra of his choice…. Sri Ramaswamy
Chettair was just 5 years old when he whispered the mantra
in his ears…. After the death of his great grand father, Sri
Ramaswamy Chettair attained the gift of the wonderful art
which was blessed by the saint to his great grand father….
Now the legacy has to continue…. This can be passed on
only to males….
Now Sri Ramaswamy Chettiar is on death bed and he wants
to pass on the legacy…..
1. Chettair had only one daughter and she in turn gave
birth to two daughters…. Both are married and don't have
kids yet….
2. Chettair has a faithful servant who has always

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remained with him for 50 years by name Arunachalam….
Some times he used to go to his village and will not turn up for
weeks….
3. Chettair has a niece through whom boys are
available…. But the boys seem to be not interested…
I had casually visited Chettair and Chettair expressed his
concern of passing on the legacy, about the mantra upadesha
for knowing the wonderful art which his ancestor was blessed
with .....
'To my knowledge, no one seems eligible…. So ask your
people to dug a pit 1 foot1 foot 1 foot'….
A pit was dug…. I asked Ramaswamy Chettiar to give back
the mantra to Bhooma who will decide as to what has to be
done…. The same was done by Chettiar…..
After a few years, I saw a plant in transformation of becoming
a tree…. The house was sold…. The new buyer removed the
tree…. Lucky I was there…. I paid the price and took the
tree…. I got the tree cut in to small logs and gave it to an
ashram……
Now I am just left with the roots of the tree….
Lord's grace…..
***
I think we have to be very careful with these stickers…..
Just now some one wished me….. Happy Makara
Sankaranthi Guruji….
I pressed a wrong photo with words….. my condolences….
He replied back…. Guruji you know everything…. Big fight
at home…. My wife needs a silk saree and I don't have
funds…. She yelled at me and I yelled back at her.... The
messape was on dot time.... you alone in this world can
understand my sufferings Guruji….
Lucky God is on my side…. I escaped…..
LOL
***
Problems keep coming and going…. Solutions keep coming
and going ….. but the real test is not to succumb at the peak of
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solution is found feasible….
A master is not a problem solver…. His relationship is beyond
all that….
A visitor longs to express his problems and seek a solution
from a guru….
A disciple is silent at his problem….
A devotee laughs at his problem….

When you approach a Master, your approach must be full of

humility and humbleness …. You have to drop all your so
called knowledge and position in life…. It should be total
surrender… ask your doubts then and there….

A guy known to me heard some lecture on the 'Bhadgava Gita'

and is busy questioning me on it …. He should have asked the
saint who was giving the lecture…. I told him…. I don't
lecture on the Bhagavad Gita for for I have no knowledge
with me to lecture about it…. So go back to the Saint and
target your questions to him…. The school which taught you
something alone has the right to clarify the doubt, since what
they taught they only know….
***
On mobile….
He : Guruji, for solutions to my problem, I have come
to a Swamiji, who is a Bhairava upasak…. He is asking me to
get done a list of homams…. Kindly talk to him….
Me : Please don't involve me in this…. If you have faith
in what he says do it….
He : Sorry Guruji, I want you to talk to him…. Please…
Swamiji : I want him to do Maha Mrtunjaya Homam, betala
Shaapa Nivarana homam, Brahma Rakshasa Marana
homam…
Me : You have not included Pitru Shapa Nivaranam…
Saint : Ok, I will include….
Me : You have not included Maatru Shapa Nivaranam….
Saint : Ok I will include….
Me : You have not included Guru Shapa Nivaranam…

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Saint : I will include but why Guru Shaapa Nivaranam…
Me….Just for emergency this homam… Suppose he doesn't
give you the promised fees, you may curse him… based on
your commission, I have to charge my commission…. If he
dosen't pay it I will curse both of you…. It's better to include
Guru Shaapa Nivaranam in advance so that in case I curse due
to diplomacies in commission arrangement not being
followed, this may come as a cover….There was no voice
from the other end….He stopped coming…. One more
wicket down…. Immensely joyous…. I kept down the mobile
laughing at all these comical characters…….. ROFL…..
***
Don't aspire for big big things….Just do this regularly….
Eat when you are hungry
Sleep when you are tired….
You will be joyous….

I was in sheer urgency…. I went to the Kalyana Mandapam…

Wedding function…. I was looking at each face in the hall….
In the corner I saw him standing… I just went and whispered
in his ears…. 'Why did you come now?'…..
He : I just came to witness the marriage….
Me : You were so much against it…. You considered it as an
insult to you and your elders? You took such an extreme step
and now you came to see the marriage? You except me to
believe this?
He : I know you are capable of driving me away from here…
just take some mercy on me and help me to see the marriage of
my son….
Me : It's okay…. but I am just standing behind you… no more
tricks… beware….
The marriage was over….every body exchanged
pleasantries…
Some one said…. 'Meals is ready…. Why not you go and
have'…. I am on an important job of escorting a VIP out of
the hall'….
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witness the marriage and vanished….
Why vanish?
Yeah! He has to go to his designated place…
When I narrated this incident to some one, 'We both laughed
heartily when he said…. 'You have gone nuts'….
Lord's grace…..
***
He was a great scientist…. He had won many awards and
rewards…. He attained the peak in his career… one day he
called me and we both drove to necklace road…
Just looking at Buddha, he said…. 'See the calmness in his
face and the divine smile'….
I smiled and said…. “That's why he is Buddha”…. He is
original cannot be duplicated…..
He… I have done so much research, won awards and rewards
and there is nothing more to achieve in my field…. But there
is a vast emptiness in me…. The rejoice of contentment is not
happening and I many times feel lull and dull'….
Me… Yes I can totally understand what you are saying… you
have been a successful scientist… Science taught you
discipline… Science gave you new ideas to fortify your
research…. You did wonders to the country… but you never
enjoyed the simple pleasures in life…
Hardly did you dine any day with your family and kids…. You
were always bothered and stressed about your research…
your parents would have cooperated with you all these
years…. Your wife, kids, relatives, friends would have
sacrificed many times more in their life to see that you have
been a great scientist… Why not you, now try the peak in your
professional life but you have not even attempted to climb a
small hill in our personal life…. Contentment is all round….
So now forget that you are a scientist…. Now become the son,
the husband, the father, the brother, the friend and focus on
your personal front..
He : Yeah… I will right froth implement this…. Thanks for
your suggestion….
Me : Welcome… God bless you….

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After coming back to office I booked tickets for the entire
family and packed them off to iMax the next day…. 'Star
Wars:... The Force Awakens'….
***
He was wearing a lot of rings with gem stones…
She…He is stones doctor….
Me laughing said pointing his fingers…. Yeah I can see that
she also burst into laughter and said…. He also removes
kidney stones, gall bladder stones etc.,
ROFL……
***
Don't be too strict with your child in the name of discipline…
how so ever good it is, it should not be forced…. It has to be
conveyed in a polite way to your child and you need a lot of
patience for that…
Having got used to computers, having got used to giving
instructions to the machine and getting the job done easily,
many feel life is like computers and it can be commanded to
act the way they want…. I just have a hearty laugh at such
professionals….
***
Only family and trust worthy friends remain with you till the
last… spend some time on them also….
Where is the need for further spending on luxuries when you
are already reeling in debts?
Don't over estimate your talents and lose money in
business…..
***
First love yourself and then you can love others….
First live for yourself and then you can live for others….

She told me one day…. Guruji, I have handed over my boy to

you…. please get him married….even if me or my husband is
not available in Hyderabad, any girl you suggest is final….
You may go ahead with the marriage'….
Trusting her words, I suggested a girl to the boy… in fact I
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with the alliance…. After the boy said 'yes', I broached the
topic to the girl….
The girl and the boy met… they were satisfied with each
other…. The boy took the girl home… they also appeared
satisfied…. The girl took the boy home…. They were elated
by the proposal….
Now the mother is singing a different tune….
When you go to a Guru, talk sensibly…. Don't throw words as
you feel like…. be truthful to him and open hearted…. None
can understand you for what you are…. Only a Guru can
understand… there is no need to talk some thing to the face
and something at the back, at least with a Master….
Very funny family…. If you are so protective of your child,
please do not get him married…. Keep him with you through
out your life…. That's the best solution for such parents and
their kids….
***
If you have unserviceable debts which you cannot manage, its
better to sell the asset and adjust the debt… I know people
who pledge jewellery and take loans…. Many of them, lack
the capacity of pay interest or redeem it… most of the times
such gold is auctioned and hardly you get any money back
after adjustment of loans and accrued interest…. So don't
borrow unless it is a sheer necessity and you are capable of
repaying the loan there by redeeming your asset….
***
He : Guruji, I am 33 years old… still my parents are on the
look out for a girl…
Me : Now itself it looks like a border line case…. If you
marry fast at least you will get a woman who may look like
your elder-sister…. A few more years only mothers and grand
mothers will be available for your selection since you would
be more looking like a father or Grand father….. don't dream
of a girl…………LOL
***
If you are addicted 24X7 to computers or on mobile texting,
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candidate for depression and obsessive compulsory
disorder…. So try avoiding this addiction too…
***
Money doesn't bring miseries…. but miserliness does
bring…..
***
Master Su Yen… Some one says he is lucky and he got it….
The other one says it was his fate he lost it … why is there such
an inequality in the system of nature…. Can you enlighten me
on this?...
Me… Master…. Oh! The all pervading enlightened one, even
a billion Year's of existence in this mundane world cannot
enlighten me and give me the courage to answer your
question…. But since you have already taught me the rules of
the game that a disciple has to reply to the master, I have
mustered courage to answer your question…. Kindly reply
my question master, what is this plant and what is that?
Master Su Yen : This is just a fern plant and that's a bamboo
shoot….
Me : How many years does it take the fern to grow in to a
plant after planting seed…
Master Su Yen : Probably the seed sprouts in a few weeks and
grows as a plant in months…
Me : How many years does it take for the bamboo to sprout
and shoot up for up after planting the seed….
Master Su Yen : In case of bamboo, it takes 5 years for it to
sprout but shoots up in six months to 100 feet…
Me : So in the system of nature, long standing things take
time….
Further the duties and responsibilities of a fern plant needs it
to sprout early and grow... It also witness away fast.... but
Bamboo has a different set of responsibility …. The seed gets
matured while being in the soil itself…. So when it sprouts, it
is ready for bigger challenges and grows fast whereas the
fern's challenge is more simple and so it sprouts early and
withers away early…. So every one is carved for a specific
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commensurate to our ability to handle it…. It is the greed of
the mind that spoils the show…. Of course you cant expect a
800 cc car to compete with the ability of a Mercedes in the
high way…. But Lord satisfied the 800cc engine also by
creating an environment like a city where it is easier to
manage in heavy traffic, than a Mercedes….Even a dent on
800cc may not cost much to be repaired, where as for the
Mercedes, it will cost a fortune…. By default, every on is
offered plenty of opportunities in life…. But the problem lies
in one's own satisfaction and contentment of what one has got
in life…. If materially one compares himself with the other,
there it be certainly a lot of disparity and inequality in the
society…. This disparity can help each other to come around
and be of use to one another…. Disparities and calamlities
happening in the system of nature can bring the humanity
together through a single word called 'service'….
Master Su Yen was very happy and said…. “I am delighted
with your reply”…..
He hugged me and we danced together for some time…..
Master's grace….
Lord's grace….
***
Mother in law…. My daughter-in-law always stays in her
mother's house…. She never comes home.. I am worried
about my son and his family life…. Can you suggest a
remedy?
Me… I have an excellent suggestion…. Now that Uttarayana
has started , consult your priest, fix a good date and send your
son to his wife's place….
Mother-in-law….Gurujiiiiiiiiiiii……. what about me and my
husband….
Me….Oh!…. I thought that you were worried about your son
and his family life…. The worry is actually about you and
your husband…. Okay, if that is what is the case, we will
pray….
Mother in law….In how many days your prayer will be
answered and my daughter in law will be home….

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Me…Oh! I think you did not understand…. I said 'We will
pray'…. 'we' means including your family members and me.
If I alone pray without your whole hearted participation in
prayers, it may take another two to three janmas for her to
return…. Why are you taking such a huge risk?
She was confused and left….
Our prayers….
***
Be loving and caring to your kids.. you must never impose
yourselves on them…. You must be more a true
understanding friend than a parent… in case you are
approachable comfortably by the kid, the kid will be an open
book…. He or she will talk everything to you for they know
very well that they can trust you for their emotions too….
***
Disciple… 'Master I have attained a stage where I know, I
don't have any identity in this vast expansion of the world..
my mind and body have dropped… I am just a soul and
nothing angers me'….
In a flash, the Master slapped the face of the disciple and
disciple got angry.... Now smiled and asked…'if nothing
angers you since your mind and body has dropped, who is it
that who shows an angry face to me?...
***
Managers are expected to manage, but these days I find many
managers manipulate… management is not manipulation…
manipulation is cancerous in an organisation... Shall we call
these type of managers as damagers?
He is a great musician… he sings really well Carnatic
music…. Once I chanced to see him… during the course of
conversation, I asked him… Do you sing alone in your room
without any audience'….
He : Yeah, I practice alone….
Me : 'No you didn't answer my point…. Do you sing alone in
the room without any audience….I am not asking your
practice part'….
He : Yeah…. Some times, to just perfect a raga….

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Me : That's once again just a practice you do to perfect the art
for a better delivery to the audience…. I am not asking that….
I just asked you whether you sing alone?
He looked confused… I just greeted him and left…. He did
not catch the point….
***
He was working on being perfect in life…. I felt instead he
could have worked for 'unconditional' love….
***
Take some time for your Soul /God too… just sing alone,
dance alone, paint alone, craft alone, play alone…. Don't mix
up this with what you do to entertain audiences…Don't mix
up this with what awards/rewards/praises/applauses you get
by enthralling an audience… This is just for your soul…. If
you do this, I know for sure you are in conversation with the
God….. art is the language of the Heart and don't convert it as
the language of the mind….
To enjoy religion one needs only the heart and seldom the
mind….
Be loving and compassionate to all beings….
***
Maintaining ego is a costly affair…. It will cost all the good
things you have done in your life….
***
Ego will perish you….Be balanced….
***
She says he is dating three girls including her… he will chose
one among the three….I just bursted into a bout of laughter…
***
A hunter chasing two rabbits catches none….

The bud knows that once it blooms to become a flower, it has

to wither away….so before withering, many of them offer
fragrance and honey….Life is short…make it sweet like a
flower….offer what ever you can to the world before
withering away….
***

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Yeah I can understand your stress…. Your priorities, goals,
objectives, performance, competition, makes your life
stressful….
***
Your good deeds will always stand by you….
***
I respect your dreams how so ever stupid they are… I have no
right to interfere with them…. so go roam, chase your dreams
and come back… I will always wait for you….
***
She…. Where were you Guruji for the past 24 hours? Not on
FB?
Me…. LOL.. I was sitting with you and you hardly noticed…
***
Internet is very useful….but INNERNET is the best and most
divine…
***
You are always in my thoughts and prayers…
***
God left us at an address called innocence…. We have
accumulated garbage and call it knowledge…. God is not able
to find us for he is searching at the address where he dropped
us….
God to Eve…. I will give you a nice guy to play around for
you… He will be well built and handsome…. Sometimes of
course he will be stupid… but he will be quite useful to you…
he will father your children… but all this on one condition….
Eve : What condition my Lord?
God : I will make him believe that he was made by me prior to
you... LOL….
***
HE : Life is not easy…
Me : Yes… life may not be easy but it is simple….
He was blinking… I was laughing….
Don't be too loose or too tight .... Life is in the middle...Don't
be hard on yourself…. Life is not in extremes… life is
simple… don't complicate it and keep running for

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solutions….
***
A person speaking the truth never relies on his memory…
He : I always condemn 'Tantra’
***
Me : Yeah I can understand this…. You condemn it because
you do not understand…
Without having any knowledge about a subject seldom
comment about it…
***
Don't run in to spirituality expecting solutions to mundane
problems….
***
If you have really followed the teaching of a Master, your
attitude towards life will be grossly different from others….
***
If you just keep on complaining about your problems in life
despite being with a Master, you are just a curious visitor…
just because you have lived with him for many years doesn't
grant you the disciplehood….

A disciple walks the Master's path….

It is very difficult to live with a master because of the high

standards of discipline expected of a disciple… from the
word 'discipline' is born the word 'disciple'…

It is always better not to open our mouth and exhibit our

stupidity, more so to a Master….

Sorry friends...I don't give any personal appointments

through Face Book
Be sympathetic to others' feeling even if you cannot
positively respond due to your own compulsions….

The kid is assertive… the parents have no patience… they call

him arrogant…. God bless such parents with patience….

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Whether it is mother or mother-in-law, motherliness and
motherhood is the key…
***
He... Guruji, Mr.X is an opportunistic business man… I could
not control my laughter…
He : Why are you laughing?
Me : Business itself means only that… opportunity….
***
You feel frustrated because you identify yourself with the
mind and not the being or the soul…

Where there is ego, love is farce….

Only an egoless person can shower true unconditional love…

***
You are not the body…
You are not the mind…
You are the soul…
***
Mind longs for intellect, searches for knowledge and a
teacher appears….
Heart is full of intelligence and hence the Master is always
seated in it……………
***
Mind will always trap you…heart will never deceive you….
He…Guruji, I was advised to read Hanuman Chalisa on
Monday, Wednesday and Friday…. Lalitha Sahasranama on
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday by my astrologer… is it Ok?
Me… I feel like laughing… it reminds me of odd-even
scheme of Delhi……………………….LOL
***
Without faith there is no point in reciting slokas or suktas…
please do not read these scriptures in case your mind plays
tricks with you… these are subjects of the heart…
It's better to be a true atheist or agnostic instead of being a
pseudotheist…
***

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The possibilities of mind getting polluted is very high…
Heart seldom knows pollution…
Faith is from the heart… when you recite slokas or stotras it
should be with faith which is from the heart… this leads to
Naada Brahmanam…. The phonetics of the words expressed
form the heart with faith leads to a cure for all the maladies….
The maladies are cured through such melodies when recited
with faith…. Mere recitation itself does not produce the
vibrations(Nadda Brahmanam)….
***
Bhima saw a beautiful cuckoo singing, still perching and
eating the flesh of rabbit and asked Lord Krishna as to what it
means…. Lord Krishna said.... ?Bhima, it depicts kaliyuga....
in kaliyuga many Brahmins will sing the vedas and other
hymns very beautiful but in action will be wild, ruthless
towards other human beings and the world at large……
We see this practically true these days….
***
I can only laugh at this….
There are two sisters known to me… one stays in Mumbai
and the other in Trichy…. On last Friday (Makara
Sankaranti) day the girl in Mumbai called her sister in
Trichy….
Mumbai sister…. ' I have a great news for you…. I thought
you will be happy… just now Guruji came to my home… he
was with us for half an hour…. He had sugar Pongal also. I
thought you will feel happy and hence called you'…
Trichy sister…. 'At what time he was with you?'
Mumbai sister… At round 11 am…. He left 10 minutes
back… we are all thrilled'….
Just 10 minutes back… we are all equally thrilled'…..
I happily spent time with my mother at Hyderabad on Makara
Sankranti day and was at my office at 10.30am….
Lord's grace….
***
Body has a lot of limitations…. Mind and soul do not have
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when it observes, the ego in it makes it to look for things which
are more advantageous to it…. Mind is more selfish and
doesn't care about other people or other things…. Soul
observe without any self interest….
We can only wonder at Lords Leela…. There is no way to
rationally look at it… You should be a child to wonder at his
grace…
To wonder you need 100% heart and 0% mind….

He : I want you to enlighten me on meditation….

Me : Have you seen the roses that bloomed in your garden
today?
He : No,.. I had to leave for office… an urgent meeting…
Me : Did you see the beautiful stars and the moon across the
sky yesterday?
He : No.. I was late from office yesterday… I was tired and
infact slept without eating…
me : Did you any time hear the chirping of birds?
He : No… I don't have time for all that….
Me : When you have time for all that, come back to me, I will
also attempt to show you the path to meditation….
***
When you have it you don't know its value…. When you lose
it you long for it once again…very funny mind….

This female is a Himalayan wonder…. She wants her husband

to sit with her 24 hours….
Husband… Unless I go and work, it's impossible to earn
money, support you and my daughter….
Wife…. We will pledge the gold to run the family….
ROFL….. Excellent wife
re you cross the limits of Genuine desires….
***
Some people enjoy talking on subject which they are totally

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unware of….. I heard of a gentleman who gave techniques to
practice meditation Without knowing anything about
it…infact he sold many CDs on the subject…. sheer
ignorance….when I heard some one telling me that he gave
the set of CDs for 50% discount, I just smiled…once they left
I could not control my laughter…. Meditation and yoga has
become a good business these days….
***
Yoga is beyond mere physical well being…. It addresses the
mind… It is more a feed to the soul….
If you are a sincere practitioner of yoga, you will be the best
balanced person in the world….
***
People who know do not speak, people who do not know
speak….
***
A true Yogi has equanimity of mind…
A true Yogi accepts the designs of nature in its true sense and
never laments about any situation…
Whether it is positive or negative situation in life, a true Yogi
is unattached….
***
Yoga gives immense courage…. Yoga redefines your
personality…. But initiation must be from a true
Yogi…otherwise it can cause trouble to you physically and
mentally….
***
When you purchase vegetables, fruits or provisions, don't
you verify the quality and purchase? How come blindly you
purchase DVDs/CDs on the subject of Yoga without
verifying whether the practitioner is a true Yogi or not?

Yoga is not aerobics…it's more than that….

Yoga is not for demonstration…. Yoga is more personal…. A

true Yogi doesn't demonstrate…. A true yogi is not after
name, fame or money.... He is above all that someone came
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home to meet me... I was not available... he left his mobile
number.... I asked one of my boys to call him up and ask as to
what he wants...it seems he said that just he wanted to know
what I do....
Very funny man….
***
I sent a message to Mr.x to come along with Mr.Y on Sunday….
Mr.Y stated…. 'Guruji, I have a class on Sunday from 8.00 am
to 6.00 pm… still if you instruct I will come'….
***
One should be a witness to one's won stupidities…. Then there
is a chance to reform….

In the heart you will find nothing wrong…. If you find

something wrong it's only in the mind and never in the heart…

A man of the heart can always be relied upon where as a man of

the mind can never be trusted….

Your inner being is always pure and unquestionable ….

Your outer is mostly impure and very much questionable…

She is worried that her son is aged and still not married…. He is
busy interviewing girls…… the girl who selects him is rejected
and the girl whom he selects, she rejects….ROFL….

He got married once and divorced….

He got married twice and divorced….
He came to me and said…. 'Guruji I need your blessing for
getting married'….
I said… 'may your soul rest in peace…. Please allow the left

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over girls to live in peace'……
ROFL….
***
Unless you are happy, you cant make others happy…. If
you are miserable, you will make others miserable…. One
has to learn to live with full awareness to reduce one's
suffering…. There is no other way out…. To live in
awareness one has to learn to accept things as they come in
life… that acceptance must be wholesome and should lead
to contentment and total satisfaction….
***
Contentment and satisfaction cannot be injected from
outside….
Doubt always arises from the mind, never from the heart….
If the world is attractive, still will you have a desire to be
with the Master?
If the world is unattractive and then Master becomes an
attraction, it's the mind that compares and longs for a better
associations….If the world is attractive and still Master is
the key attraction, then it is the heart…. as you move with
the Master slowly you withdraw from the world since your
heart is pinged to the master…
********

CHAITANYA AGNI JOYTHI – SRI GURUJI

Sri sri sri V.V.Sridhar Guruji – the head of Sri Jwala Central Trust
(Regd), Hyderabad and Sri Jwala Prayoga Trust, Chennai is an ardent
upaasaka of Lord Nrisimhaswamy and is an authority on chaaya
Atharvana veda and Krishna Mohana Vidya. Sri Guruji has evolved
Nrisimha Dhanwantari Yagnas to promote peace and prosperity,

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cleansing the environment of Akshara pollution (Aksharas are sort of
spirituality charged energy bodies). Nrisimha Dhanwantari
combination enchances the curative forces in the environment and
helps in combating with several diseases like Cancer, Asthma, Cardiac
troubles, Cirrohsis of Liver, psychological disorders. Sri Guruji has
performed 113 yagnas so far and countless number of yantra pujas. The
present yagnam at Ahobilam is the yangam by sri Guruji.
The special feature of the Yajnas conducted by Sri.V.V.Sridhar Gurujis
is that everybody (irrespective of Caste, Creed, Religion etc.) will have
the opportunity to participate personally in offering Aahutis in the
yagna Kundam free of change. Sri Guruji believes in the Vedic
connotation “Maatru Devo Bhava, Pitru Devo Bhava....” Salutation to
Mother and her forefathers, salutation to Father and his forefathers.
According to Sri Guruji – “with the blessings of the pitrus, any problem
can be solved. without their blessings, nobody can do anything. So one
should respect their parents and prostrate them regularly because father
and mother are representatives of the pitrus. One should also do pitru
karma with sincerity and devotion when one's parents pass away to
invoke the blessings from the pitrus”
Pitru sapam affects not only an individual but percolates to the future
generations of the individual also causing delayed marriage, lack of
children, sick children, lack of peace of mind, premature death in the
family, strain in family relationship, delay in justice (Court matters)
etc., Sri Guruji performs Sarpa Aaraadhana in the Yagnas reciting
various sarpa Gadyams for the benefit of the devotes.

GURU MADHYE STHITAM VISWAM

VISWAMADHYE STHITHO GURU
GURUVISWAM NACHAAVYOSTHI
TASMAI GURUVENAMAH