Interlude – Saliss the Architect

This was a tale about Saliss of Lights, not Onieva Oliwing. It was about a Drake who
didn’t sleep well.

You’d think that wouldn’t be a problem for a Named-rank adventurer used to

venturing into the wilds of the world and fighting, sometimes for days on end,
without sleep. Saliss had done that. Of course, the ‘wilds’ of the world used to be
few and far between.

Now that the New Lands had opened up, walking into Medain’s magical dungeons
with a pickaxe, nude after being tricked out of all your clothing, without any
[Mercenaries] or adventurers to back you up, a lone [Apprentice Alchemist] with a
grudge—

Well, it just wasn’t as cool as the kids these days. Not Archmage. Saliss of Lights
had every expectation that by the time the dust settled, there would be a new crop
of Named-ranks with stories to tell that blew the old guard out of the water.

It was like Archmages. He’d pantsed two in his lifetime so far. Or if they had robes,
underpantsed them.
Criminal, really. The fact that he could even lay his claws on them. If the stories
about Zelkyr back in the day were true, Saliss should have been hunted to death
across the continent by three Truestone Golems over the matter rather than just had
to dodge a few [Lightning Bolts].

The Drake’s mind was wandering. He absently added some red dust to a film of
liquid that had an ocre quality to it already, trying to parse where the dust settled on
the already-vibrant mixture.

Close. Close…if the liquid within turned orange, he had to instantly let the dust break
the oxygen-formed barrier and nullify the reaction about to occur. Then the mixture
would turn purple.

If it kept getting brighter, it was a sign he had added too little of the red dust that
suppressed the internal combustion effect and that the vial was about to explode.

Now, this much liquid—he had only a tablespoon’s worth—wouldn’t be as dangerous

as you thought, not really. Oh, it had about enough force to blow a hole through the
side of a regular person’s face if the charge was angled right, but normally, Saliss
could probably take the hit without even dodging and be fine.

The problem was that this wasn’t ordinary stuff. A tiny—and by tiny, Saliss meant
‘measured in Fraerling units’—piece of white seith was mixed into the ampule of
liquid.

It had sped up the catalyst effect, and he added more of the red suppression dust
made of a spore from the Bloodfields, ironically enough.

Saliss estimated that if he got this primer liquid right, then, after he added all the
regular enhancements to the alchemy vial, akin to someone piling up wood and
kindling to enhance a [Fireball] spell—

“…Potion go boom big.”

The problem was—he hadn’t slept right. Poor sleep, a restlessness that had dragged
him back to the alchemy lab despite knowing it wasn’t a good idea.

Thoughts whirling around his head. Saliss hated them.

I should go to the New Lands. What am I doing here? Discovering seith, you idiot.
Far more valuable.

Am I an adventurer or an [Alchemist]? Irrelevant, really. Where am I needed most?

Answer…here. I’m just killing time. And perhaps myself.

The problem was—the red liquid was not changing to orange, and if he broke the
seal and mixed the dust early, he’d render the precious ampule of liquid useless. It
normally had a four-second window for this dangerous maneuver, but the seith was
unpredictable.

The damn stuff was powerful. So powerful that Saliss had not given Lyonette the
box he’d been jokingly waving around, and he was legitimately scared of what might
happen if it reacted with something magical.

It was the most magically dense and reactive substance he’d ever encountered. The
fact that Warmage Thresk’s buddy, the [Chronomancer] Udatron, had had this stuff
sitting around showed he’d been a real old-school [Alchemist]. In other words,
completely insane.

Real corn. That was a Saliss term, by the way.

Change, damn you! Saliss’ eyes hurt. His claw, holding the tip of a simple, non-
reactive pair of mithril tweezers, was a fraction above the red liquid, ready to dip and
stir.

His mind hurt. He was in his lab for reasons he damn well knew.

“Can’t go until I see what the new situation with Pallass is. Can’t go until I see what
the inn’s got cooking. Can’t go in case the old man bites it?”

Saliss blinked. He didn’t die in the moment it took to do that and winnowed his
excuses down.

“…The old man’s gone. The inn’ll be fine without me.”

Ruthless. Cut down the routes, that was how you did it. Narrow out what mattered
from what you wanted. Sacrifice anything for victory.
The old man—Chaldion, the Cyclops of Pallass—had once said that when Saliss was
a kid, Saliss had never forgotten how he said it. Eyes narrowed, making an eleven-
year-old Drake child make a battlefield decision with [Soldiers] about to die.

Then executing on that choice. Saliss wondered if Chaldion would be happy that
Saliss could deprioritize his existence.

Serves him right.

The red liquid didn’t move, and Saliss’ exhausted brain refused to stay locked on
target. Bad sleep.

Saliss had given up on visiting the old man in his home or at the inn. As far as Saliss
could tell, he really was…

He can’t be gone. Someone just has to shake him hard enough, but Healer
Demerra’s got a fast right hook. He’s gotten more Drakes killed before and had lunch
afterwards and complained about the bill.

It could be the sheer damage. They’d patched him up with a potion, the idiots. If he
hadn’t died of having his throat gouged out and being savaged by a Draugr, he
wasn’t about to die before they assessed his condition.

Maybe they got his brain? Whatever Kasig…Kaligma…did to him didn’t let him die. It’s
conceivable even with healing he’s just gone.

“Or maybe it’s his grand exit, failing and getting a [General] killed. Almost, old man.
You almost got to be a hero. You deserve this.”

Chaldion didn’t speak. He could still do things like choose clothing or play chess,
and he had an appetite and desires. But all the cutting incisiveness, the inability to
remain silent, the strategic genius that had carried the Walled Cities for eighty years
as [Grand Strategist]? Gone.

It was something seeing Pallass scramble to replace him overnight. Chaldion had
contingencies for his death; he’d had them for decades. But his affliction had put
Pallass in the uncertain position of not knowing if he’d come back to himself, and
his actions had hugely discredited his own reputation within Pallass’ military itself.
Nevermind that most of the [Strategists], including Chaldion’s grandson and his
replacement, the Garuda Esor, recognized what he had been doing. If Saliss had
spotted it earlier, he’d have had Chaldion locked up.

The play was classic: get a bunch of Drakes too stupid to recognize when it was
time to fall back and ignore bad orders killed. Or have them counter-level in a
suicide charge that bought the inn time. At the same moment, have the smart
officers identify themselves and force them to level by taking command from him.
Make them the heroes of the day and pull the Cyclops off the board with a real
hero’s moment.

“Who did it right? General Shirka…that snot-tailed Drake from 8th Army, Lieutenant
Caoraz. Olesm.”

Saliss was waiting for the red liquid to change. It had never taken this long, but he
wasn’t about to go and fetch anything to see if the effect was happening. He knew
he’d precisely replicated the explosive reaction that was the basis for his Inferno
Gel, which went into a Potion of Blast, a Firestorm Bottle, or so many of the
dangerous things he could make.

He, like Rhaldon, controlled the variables. The Earther had said Saliss had the best
understanding of Earth principles. For instance, the idea of isolating all the things
that could go into a mixture and removing the element of chance.

He was probably just talking Saliss up, but the [Alchemist] had appreciated the
compliment. The seith was literally the only change, and it should have been a pure
energy catalyst.

If Saliss was right and Valeterisa’s and his research corresponded, this stuff was
better than Unicorn horns. It was like a fable: all energy, no drawbacks aside from
the fact that it was all energy.

It was a rediscovery equivalent of Sage’s Grass, and he’d had fun keeping his
sample away from Valeterisa. It beat doing covert research into getting more of the
stuff, wondering if he should help Pallass get a monopoly or tell other [Alchemists]
about it—and wondering how the hell Erin had known what she was giving him. And
whether he was worthy of it.
Ghosts. Where was he?

Oh, right. The survivors. Saliss’ eyes hurt again. Nothing for it but to blink. Now, the
right thing would b—

The red had turned yellow. Now, the mixture turned white, and Saliss swore as his
tweezers dipped.

“F—”

——

It wasn’t the first time he’d had to pull himself out of a pile of rubble.

It just really sucked when the rubble was your workshop.

Saliss of Lights sat up, and his first question before his brain even really processed
a thought was—should he be dodging? He looked around and saw some intact
cupboards made of steel. Hole in the ceiling; blast must have vented up. His claw
hurt.

He stared down and saw soot running down his yellow scales. Judging from how
they tapered off in distinctive trails, he’d tossed the vial up—Saliss’ brain clicked a
few more times.

“Ow.”

He pulled a piece of mithril out of his cheek and spat another fragment out. That
was what happened if enough force hit a pair of mithril tweezers. You could make a
damn dangerous object with just the force alone.

And that was just the primer. Saliss heard horns blowing and voices shouting.

Alchemy suppression teams. He stared up at the hole in his ceiling. Bigger than all
the rest. The first genuine explosion from attempting, well, to make something with
seith rather than figure out what it was.

Saliss blinked around and calculated costs, assessed how close to death he’d
been…then just completed his thought.
“Right. The smart thing would be to take all the Drakes and Gnolls who made the
right call and promote them on the spot. Duln got himself killed protecting the
wrong Drake. Harsh, but true. Oh, and the seith now shortens the changeover time
to half a second. Great.”

He lay back in the soot and ash and tried to get forty winks. He couldn’t sleep. That
was the main problem when you thought about it.

——

Two hours later, Saliss sat in an office in the secret headquarters of High Command
in Pallass.

7th Floor. Set against the walls; it looked like any one of their checkpoints, but this
one let you into the place even the top [Senators] only got access to if they were
well-connected and important enough.

The [Secretary] knew Saliss liked coffee and put some milk and sugar in for him
each time. He stared at his empty cup.

He was still sooty. Definitely naked. They’d asked him if he’d been working on
something dangerous this time. To which the answer was…did you not see the
blown up workshop?

Saliss yawned. Surviving a blast like that and having to assess the damage to his
workshop was going to suck. He’d rather be staring at another yellow vial of seith-
enhanced Inferno Gel than be doing this, though.

Things happened when the former [Grand Strategist] was replaced. A military was
still, well, a military. If it panicked, it did so in a military way and restored order using
the chain of command and procedures it knew. Pallass’ military was a logical beast,
and Chaldion had helped raise it.

Shame he couldn’t cull stupidity out of it entirely. For proof of that, Saliss upended
his coffee cup into his mouth and snapped his toothy jaw shut a few times, savoring
the dregs of liquid.
“The smart thing to do would be to have Esor take Chaldion’s old role. Not as [Grand
Strategist], but [Head Strategist] or whatever stupid class it is. Promote Shirka to
1st Army. No, wait, 1st Army sits on their asses all day. Keep her in 3rd and promote
someone useless to the role. So you got that right. Then bump Caoraz up in his
post, and hire Olesm and everyone else who acted smart.”

He spoke, not for the benefit of them, but for the watchers. The room was nominally
empty; it had that military office feel. Yellow, pastel walls, which was Pallass’
national color but looked horrible, a framed image of Pallass being constructed on
one wall, a simple wood desk facing a chair—

Saliss had, of course, chosen the desk. He sat behind it, opening and closing
drawers and pulling out paper files.

Just for show, usually; the Eyes of Pallass filled this room with props. The other
rooms in the High Command’s little headquarters were more utilitarian; they had
places to meet or interview people, but this was their ‘tough negotiations’ room.
They brought people into this cramped space, intimidated them, and any observers
peeking through the fake wall got to watch the show.

In this case, Saliss assumed at least one of the Eyes of Pallass was listening in, and
probably some of the head honchos. That was [Senators] with the right connections,
[Generals], but also influential members of Pallass. Like the Guildmaster of the
Engineering Guild—surprising people sometimes.

Pallass was a democracy. So was the High Command; it was just a democracy of
people worthy of being in the democracy, and they voted on who to let in. Chaldion
had been, in Saliss’ eyes, a de facto leader for decades, even after his mind began
slipping a bit.

No one reacted to Saliss’ comment. The Drake paused as he began folding an

origami Drake out of paper.

“You know, I can almost see you through the wall, right? Hey, you on the left. Wave.
Whose stupid idea was it to put me in here? You don’t intimidate Named-ranks in
this room, scales-for-brains. This is the room for a scared [Senator], not someone
who helped build it.”
They didn’t wave. Saliss went back to folding. Here was the problem.

Sometimes…the right person didn’t get the job. Even if you had Chaldion writing it
down and underlining a command like ‘make Esor my replacement you unbelievable
morons or I will rise from the grave and shove my wrinkled testicles down your
throat’.

Even if you did that…you had idiots who thought they should reinterpret Chaldion’s
command. You had politics, the bane of every democracy.

You had Drakes who looked around and said, ‘wait a second, Esor’s a Garuda’. So
they ignored him, which they couldn’t do when Chaldion was alive.

The person who should have pulled Saliss aside for a quick chat in the
headquarters—and given him a refill of coffee—was Esor. They’d do it in Esor’s
office, and the Garuda would be polite, but Saliss would see if Chaldion’s chosen
replacement was as good as Chaldion thought he was. They’d hash things out;
Saliss would probably try to prank Esor, and it’d be done quick.

Instead, they sent a Drake that Saliss had never met into the room. He strode in with
a bang of the door opening, saw Saliss in the desk, and did a double-take.

“Corporal Saliss, stand! Salute!”

The Drake was a [Major], Saliss bet. One look at a badge on his armor told Saliss
who and why this was happening.

4th Army. Must be Edellein’s. That was now 1st Army’s General Edellein, and maybe
he was the one sitting to the left. Or maybe he thought this meeting didn’t matter.

“You poor bastard. Replacing Duln with Edellein was fine. But you really should have
kept Esor because he’d tell you this was a stupid idea.”

As far as Saliss knew, Esor hadn’t been fired; he’d just failed to be promoted. The
fact that the Drake [Major] was here meant he was part of High Command and had
a lot of authority.

The fact that he was here, in this room, meant he was stupid as bricks or just didn’t
know Saliss. The Drake’s scales prickled.
Here we go. Listen, it’s not too late to stop all this. You know me. You’ve read my
files, guys. And statistically, it’s guys since, Shirka aside, Pallass has been sort of a
boy’s club. You think you need to rein in Pallass’ biggest ‘rogue’ asset since the old
man’s dead. Well…let me tell you, this is not the way to do it.

He didn’t rise. Corporal Saliss was a kid; they must have dug to get his old rank. The
[Major] did that stupid double-take when his giving an order failed to elicit a
response. Then he strode over, rested his claws on the table, and barked as he
stared Saliss in the eyes.

“You’re still part of the army, soldier. Adventurer or not. High Command’s tasked me
with getting you up to speed on the new protocols, and that includes getting an
explanation for what happened two hours ago.”

“Potion go boom. Who’re you?”

“Major Howkless. Your new liaison.”

“Hey, I know you. Didn’t you take out two Wyverns in battle personally a few months
ago? Solo, I heard. Saved a bunch of [Soldiers]’ lives.”

Howkless paused and preened a second.

“I can see we know each other.”

“Yeah. I took out like a hundred. I stopped counting after the first minute. 4th Army
can’t even ambush a pack of Wyverns. Tell Edellein over there to come in and deal
with me himself.”

Howkless had such a stupid look on his face. Saliss closed his eyes for a bit as the
[Major] began bawling insults.

Listen, guys. Just activate the mind wiper, and it probably won’t result in me
accidentally destroying a floor of Pallass. Or, seriously, get Esor.

He was thinking as hard as he could to High Command, who was observing the
suffering of Major Howkless…and possibly reading Saliss’ thoughts at this very
moment.
Hello, I am Saliss of Lights. You know me. Named-rank adventurer of Pallass.
[Alchemist] extraordinaire. Naked nuisance. Turnscale. My file lists me as Pallass’
problem because I kill things really well. I am the only Named-rank you have
complete ‘control’ over, and I’m a continent-wide military asset. The old man’s had
me in check, and now you need to reassert control.

This is not how you do it.

Saliss wasn’t actually certain they had a mind-reading spell or class. He knew they’d
tried, not because he’d ever found the notes on any experiments. Just because he
knew Pallass. It was his habit to pretend they were reading his mind every time he
came in here.

It wasn’t like he had any secrets from them. Well, a few, but the annoying thing was
that having a Walled City with a literal spy group—the Eyes of Pallass, probably the
best of the Walled Cities at surveillance—was that they found stuff out.

Turnscale? The old man had figured that out ages ago. Mirn? Saliss’ contacts,
friends, investments, and whatnot? They probably had a file on where Saliss had left
his toothbrush that one time and never found it.

Other people, like Erin, would have significant problems with this kind of thing.
Saliss had grown up with it. Never really made his peace, but he was here. He could
have quit.

This is why I’m still here. Okay, show me what you’ve got.

“—sympathy for the [Grand Strategist]’s situation. Pallass is shaken, which is why
we’re making sure the gears of the city are all working. We’re aware you like to play
games, and I’ve studied your files.”

“Amazing. You can read.”

The [Major] was still talking. Saliss had tuned him out. He stared as the mouth kept
moving, angrily, and thought to himself.

What’s he going to say? Blah, blah, work together, blah blah, sorry your grandfather’s
dead but we’re in charge now, blah, blah, now here’s the time for threats.
He knew it was coming. High Command had one thing they could pull on him, and
Saliss’ hopes that Esor would pull him aside and do something smart were dashed.
Ah, well. The [Alchemist] closed his eyes.

There was some vicarious delight in this, too. He could tell the [Major] was trying to
use a Skill on him. Probably something like [Stand to Attention] or [Follow my
Command, Worm]!

Level differences were nice. Saliss sat there, and it was not the real him they saw.
He wondered if they even wrote down the right thing in their nice little report on all
his problems or if they said he was a delusional Turnscale that needed to be
humored to keep him running right.

I should go after this. But the inn and seith…

Saliss never thought about relaxing. Relaxing was for Onieva. Onieva could go to a
play or just sit and waste time. Saliss? Saliss thought of the New Lands. Of even
going to find Erin, though she’d been found, but going out and doing what needed to
be done. For the Walled Cities. For Drakes. Even if what they thought they wanted
was something else.

In his way, he was Pallass’ most loyal soldier because no one had to bark orders at
him. If he had spare time?

I really wish I’d gone to see that new play the Players of Celum were putting on. Esor
would probably give me tickets.

Saliss actually really liked the [Actors] and the stage. He’d never said as much, but
he’d fancied that he could have actually put on a really good performance if he’d put
his mind to it. He never would ask, of course, because he had a reputation to
maintain.

And also because being a Player of Celum would require him to not already have a
role. He was very good at his role. So, as the [Major] got to the threats, Saliss sat up
in his chair and gave the stage a smile.

Now presenting for the 33rd year running: 15 Minutes of Sass, by Saliss Oliwing!
Please clap.

——

The conversation in the room was never pleasant. It had started bad the moment
that Saliss had been told to go here, and it had devolved as the [Major] ordered
Saliss to stand up, speak with respect, open his eyes, and realized he had to assert
some kind of authority or fail entirely. So he pulled out his only card.

“We’re aware the Cyclops gave you special license to act, Adventurer Saliss. Favors.
He covered up your indiscretions. Which is entirely in keeping with the services a
Named-rank performs for the City of Invention. You know it, I know it. There’s a
reason you can be so confident here.”

Saliss had his feet up on the desk, and the [Major] was making the mistake of not
staring at his naked…ness. He wasn’t used to Saliss. People who talked to Saliss
actually forgot he was naked, sometimes. Clothing was just a thing people thought
you had to wear. It helped with bugs and sunburn. Nothing else.

“Confident? Me? I’m terrified.”

“Hah.”

“No, seriously. Honest-to-Ancestors. Read my vitals with the truth spells. Here, I’ll
take off my ring. Terror. I, Saliss, am afraid.”

The [Major] actually did a double-take, and Howkless inspected something—he must
have had some Skill that let him monitor an information feed. His eyes flickered,
and he tried to take a reassuring tone.

“—The Grand Strategist is going to be well-cared after. And believe me, we intend to
restore Pallass’ operations to full efficiency within the week, Saliss.”

The [Alchemist] stared up at the [Major] with big, earnest eyes.

“Terrifying. You actually think you can replace Chaldion and that you’re not already
making a huge mistake. Whew. This is the scariest thing I’ve seen all year.”

He patted his heart, put his ring back on, and Howkless snapped.
“Alright. I can see you’re having fun.”

“Me? Not at all. Talking to a two-copper [Major] is a waste of my time. Get to the
threats.”

Saliss put his head back and stared at the ceiling. Off-kilter, Major Howkless
hesitated, but he believed he had all the cards.

“Fine, you want to do this? You are taking the position you are invincible due to your
level and status in Pallass. You and I both know you’re not. I’ve read the ‘special
disbursements’ you’ve been accorded. Orders to the Watch. Orders to [Healers], to
our Eyes of Pallass—countless Drake hours spent avoiding certain illicit bars and
gatherings, reversing sentences, covering up crimes.”

“Only in your books, Major. It’s not a crime to be a Turnscale.”

They came to it faster than Saliss thought. The word itself made Howkless hesitate.
Ah, is that it? Saliss peeked at the one person in the hidden room who’d remained
this entire time. On the left. Maybe they were just uncomfortable with even meeting
someone who would use the word openly.

“Indecency and depraved acts are a crime.”

“True. Article 1 of Law #8. Original Pallassian charter law. You could also cite
disruptive acts, which are Article 5, or Article 2, Law #44, ‘Any actions by a Citizen or
Individuals present within the City of Invention’s aegis that are likely to disrupt the
morale and order of the city.’”

Saliss quoted it by heart. He knew the laws and doubted Howkless did. The [Major]
just grunted.

“See?”

“I don’t see ‘Turnscale’ mentioned. But go ahead with the next part. You think you’re
the first to try this?”

Saliss waved a claw like someone giving the [Major] a signal, and the fellow did his
best.
“We have lists.”

“Oh no! They have lists!”

Saliss clapped his claws to his face. He fell out of his chair and lay there, upside
down, tail flopping over his face. Howkless tried to tower over him, and it was really
hard to do.

“Refuse to cooperate and give me any more backtalk and we can see how funny you
are with your friends in prison. Should I begin with anyone in particular? What about
‘[Bartender]’ Mirn? I only need to send a single [Message]. On your feet. Now.”

Saliss lay there, and a loud sigh was all Howkless heard. Howkless waited, counting
down from ten in his head. At ‘zero’, he barked.

“Very well, we can talk tomorrow and see how you feel then.”

—-

The Drake spun on his heel, but a voice spoke as Howkless was half out the door.

“You really are a sacrificial lamb sent to the slaughter. Funny. I know Lizardfolk do
sacrifices, but that’s such a funny term I heard from Kevin one time. I copied it. You
don’t even know about Kevin, do you?”

Howkless turned. Saliss was on his feet. He brushed the origami off the desk, and
Howkless suppressed a tight smile.

“I can see—”

“Sit down, Major.”

“You aren’t giving the—”

“Sit down, Major. And shut up.”

Howkless hesitated and strode into the room. He didn’t sit down, though he felt an
uncanny powerful presence trying to make him sit. Impossible. I outrank him. But he
is Chaldion’s grandson…
There might have been something in the military rankings giving Saliss authority
over his class. Howkless would note it in his report to High Command. The [Major]
held his ground, though; he knew some of them would be watching.

So did Saliss. The Drake’s eyes flicked across the room, and he spoke.

“He doesn’t know about Kevin. You sent me a Kevin-less idiot? Seriously?”

Who the hells was Kevin, and why did it matter? Howkless felt like this was actually
a secret, and he tried not to sweat.

“We are discussing—”

“Earth! Okay, now you’re part of the top top-command—even Innia knows about
them. She outranks you.”

Saliss shouted the word, and Howkless’ earpiece buzzed.

“Keep him focused, Major.”

The [Major] did his best. Then he remembered that ‘Innia’ was the [Receptionist]
who admitted people. Saliss gave Howkless a smile.

“Don’t thank me. Now, keep going with the threats.”

Howkless hesitated, then forced a smile.

“I don’t think I need to. You’re not willing to sacrifice your friend’s wellbeing.”

Saliss tasted the word.

“Wellbeing. That’s a funny word for a group of people who’re constantly afraid of
being raided by the Watch for having a drink or putting on some nice clothes and
going out. The old man reduced pressure on them. Now we’re back to lockups.”

“Not if you cooperate.”

“Oh! So they’re going to be left alone for the rest of their lives? I can work with that.”
Saliss brightened up, and Howkless’ earpiece buzzed again. He spoke carefully.

“That depends on how cooperative you are. This attitude—”

“Right, that’s what I thought. So you decided going the other way is the smart move.
As in—threats. Your first threat is to lock Mirn up. Was that with a public charge of
being a Turnscale or not? Because you don’t come back from that one.”

Saliss had sat himself back down at the table. He looked at Howkless, and the
[Major] hadn’t thought of either.

“That depends on—”

“You’re dumber than the Wyvern Lord that attacked Pallass, Major Howkless. And
High Command has less intelligence than a hatchling staring at a shiny gold coin.
The fact that Esor isn’t here, that someone made Edellein 1st General—no, wait, that
one’s fine. The fact that he’s actually giving orders and the fact that no one’s
promoted Caoraz or tried to hire Olesm shows how stupid you all are. Chaldion gave
explicit orders, and you can’t even follow them. You don’t even know how to read his
orders right.”

Howkless reddened. They could hear Saliss! He barked back.

“For that, your friend’s cooling his heels in lockup!”

“As a Turnscale or for a random charge? What’s the reason?”

“We don’t need one. We have evidence—”

Saliss exhaled. He held up a claw.

“Okay. Let me spell it out for you. Because I need to, apparently. What reason do you
have for locking Mirn up the moment you leave this room? I have no doubt a [Guard]
can do the arrest. Mirn won’t even fight. Probably. Depending on the reason.”

At this point, Major Howkless realized something else was going on, but he was not,
in fact, an officer familiar with civilian law. He shrugged.

“Disorderly conduct.”
“Right, but—okay, this is hard. Disorderly conduct for what? Mirn’s got a job as a
supplier of goods. He’s working right now on 3rd Floor, probably, or 1st Floor. Follow
me here.”

Saliss got up, closed the door fully, and found the ink, quill, and paper. He nailed the
paper to the wall with the quill—Howkless didn’t know how the hell he did that. The
walls were supposed to be reinforced. But the Drake began drawing with one inky
claw.

“Okay, so let’s assume people hear he’s been arrested. He goes to jail. Then he has
to go out because I throw myself on your mercy, ‘oh, please, don’t arrest my friends!’
Right?”

He made some illustrations showing the flow-chart of events, drawing a bunch of

crude, smiley people with big heads. Howkless tried to interrupt.

“How is this—”

“The excuse matters. Disorderly conduct? They know Mirn. He’s actually a former
[Soldier].”

“I know that.”

Saliss gave him an appreciative nod.

“Then you know he’s actually straight-laced. Doesn’t get into fights, runs a tight ship.
So you have some people who know him—not his true identity as a Turnscale—and
they get to thinking. ‘Well, I didn’t see him doing anything wrong’. But he gets hauled
in by, what, some officers? By an entire squad? Disorderly conduct for what? Then
they might get to asking questions. Do the [Guards] arresting Mirn know he’s a
Turnscale? Because they talk.”

“If you coop—”

Saliss’ finger was at Howkless’ lips, and the [Major] recoiled. He was fast. Howkless
didn’t like his smile. Was he…flirting? Turnscales. Howkless had dealt with the issue
a few times in the ranks, amicably, which was why Edellein had forwarded him for
this job, but—Saliss continued.
“Sh—shh. Stay with me, you sweet, stupid thing. Let’s assume someone knows the
truth. Well, how important do they know it is? What if they get to talking? Then—”

He crossed out the smiles on the other people’s faces.

“—Mirn’s secret is out. And that doesn’t go away because Pallass hasn’t perfected
the mind-control serum I bet some Walled City has. At the very least, the mind-
erasing dust. And I know that one’s in our secret records. I made it once.”

“The what? Alchemist, this isn’t a concern if you’ll just act as part of the squad.”

Saliss spun, putting his claws behind his back.

“Oh, but it is, Howkless. Because if this scenario occurs, even once, Mirn’s dead. No,
not figuratively. Literally. Have you ever seen a group of ‘patriotic civilians’ corner a
Turnscale or ‘degenerate’?”

His eyes were suddenly serious, and Howkless, reflexively, answered with the truth.

“I oversaw a judicial committee in 4th Army on that subject and broke up a fight
with a suspected Turnscale and regular infantry.”

“Did they survive to the trial?”

The [Major] didn’t reply. Suddenly, he saw Saliss’ point, and his eyes flickered across
the diagram. Saliss strode around him.

“See? You get it. Now, here’s why I took the time to remind you and High Command
of this fact, Major. Obviously, we can’t have Mirn arrested and revealed as a
Turnscale. You can’t because you’d lose the biggest hold over me for a stupid
mistake. I can’t because Mirn is my friend.”

This was all true. Howkless gave a grudging nod. Saliss popped up by his right
shoulder.

“Chaldion got all that. The old man didn’t have to be told this. If he arrests Mirn, I’m
certain it’ll be because someone started a fight with Mirn, but Mirn accidentally
swung first, or some other reason like he was part of a brawl and got swept up in
the arrests. But the old man doesn’t ever arrest Mirn, and you know why? He’s too
good for stupid threats like that.”

He poked Howkless a few times in the shoulder, in a friendly way, but the [Major]’s
feet skidded with each poke.

I am losing control of the situation. Howkless’ instincts told him it was time for a
retreat. His stupid brain told him he had orders.

“Saliss. This is all hypothetical.”

And then the Named-rank adventurer gave him a sad look.

“No, it’s not. You see, the threat was made. It wasn’t intelligent—High Command
didn’t listen to Esor, because he would have told them ‘don’t do it’. But they didn’t
listen and, worse, didn’t ask him why or let him explain. Now, I’m here, having to
explain to them why it’s a bad idea for reasons Esor and I both know, and the old
man knows, and probably most of the Eyes of Pallass with a brain. Which is some of
them.”

He nodded to the fake wall again, and Howkless’ neck spines began tingling. He
tried to go on, but Saliss held up a finger under his chin.

“So here’s the part I have to spell out: the old man never threatens Mirn. He relents
on the pressure on Turnscales, but he goes carrot and stick. You know why?
Because if Mirn were to die tomorrow—and even that one, nasty word is death—bad
things happen. Not ‘Saliss is upset and we have to renegotiate’. Read the file on me.
Don’t read the first page. Read the file.”

Major Howkless was trying to speak. He couldn’t move his jaw, and every time he
tried to pivot backwards, Saliss moved with him.

“And this…is the point where I remind you that you don’t give me orders like I’m
some [General]. I remind you what happens if negotiations break down. Which side
of your face do you like, Howkless?”

Don’t—don’t—a claw had his shoulder, and someone barked.

“Someone get in there and stop—”

Saliss had Howkless’ arm in a grip. His eyes were very steady as Howkless’ mind
flashed across Saliss’ record. He’d focused on the Turnscale part. Forgotten the
rest.

Held off an entire weyr of Wyverns. Dueled Wrymvr the Deathless on three different
occasions solo. Thousands of Drakes killed or maimed in his one battlefield
deployment against Manus. Destroyed most of Izril’s Guild of Assassins in a single
blast. Slayer of two confirmed Old Ones. Killed three Named-rank adventurers in
combat.

Saliss of Lights. He lifted Howkless, and the [Major] twisted with an [Extremespeed
Reaction]. But Saliss was stronger than he was. He heaved the Drake at the wall,
and the Drake moved at speed towards the wall in a simple alchemy where one
thing had to give. The enchanted wall or his face—

His cheek touched the wall and halted there. The cold, yellow pastel of the wall and
Howkless’ face kissed lightly—but Saliss had halted the throw. He let go of the
[Major], patted the Drake on the shoulder, and Howkless sat down.

In a chair that Saliss had pulled over. The [Alchemist] dusted his clawed hands. He
addressed the far wall.

“I was waiting to see how smart you were. Dead gods, I’m tired.”

He stretched, yawned, and walked towards the door. Howkless was staring at the
wall. He didn’t move as Saliss began to saunter out, then turned. Howkless was not
surprised; the Drakes, Gnolls, and Dullahan rushing into the room were, but
Howkless had seen the look in Saliss’ eyes.

“Catch.”

——

Saliss kicked over one of the stunned [Soldiers] after his ears stopped ringing,
despite the earplugs he’d inserted. There was a hole in the wall of the room, and he
was pleased with himself.
No one was dead. Mind you, High Command were probably deaf and really unhappy
about being showered with masonry, but they had protective spells. Saliss peered at
them and nodded.

General Edellein, Senator Errif—old faces. Too many new ones for his liking. The
[General] had a sword half-drawn, and Saliss hoped he’d actually go for it.

Imagine what would have happened if I’d tossed the new vial I was working on. Ah,
well, that wasn’t the point. Saliss wished he were happy, but the burning feeling in
his chest never felt better.

It wouldn’t have if he’d carried through and splattered Howkless across the wall. He
knew from experience. If it ate, it only grew hungrier, a maw of…

Saliss paused as he began to leave High Command, currently in alarm mode.

“Oh. Hey, Esor.”

The Garuda had been the figure on the left after all. He was giving Saliss a pained
look as he dipped his head, a piece of paper with notes in one hand. He looked
halfway satisfied, and Saliss threw him an ironic salute.

Esor wouldn’t have been that stupid.

Probably. Saliss turned and sauntered out the door. The [Receptionist], Innia, got the
door for him.

“Thanks for the earplugs, Saliss.”

She had them in. Pallass had good people. It was just a shame the good people
could sometimes drown in the rest of it. Saliss walked outside and took a breath.

“Okay.”

Now he knew.

——
High Command was not going to take that lying down. At some point, they’d stop
being shellshocked enough to stand up, presumably.

So Saliss moved fast. He doubted the military and surveillance arms were as
coordinated as they had been; the Eyes of Pallass were the only people who could
stop him in any meaningful way, or follow him at least, and they still followed orders,
even if they had their own chain of command.

They were likely fighting over Saliss with High Command, so they wouldn’t stop this
next part.

Saliss found Mirn on the 3rd Floor, right where he’d said Mirn was: overseeing a
group of [Haulers] working one of the many storehouses filled with preserved
goods.

“Hey! Are you the person with my salamander skins?”

Mirn jerked around, and the entire work crew stared as an angry, naked Saliss of
Lights stomped up. Saliss was pointing at Mirn.

“Dead gods, it’s Alchemist Saliss. The naked weirdo! He just blew up the 9th Floor!”

A Gnoll groaned, and one of the Drakes stared at Saliss with open-mouthed disgust.
Mirn just threw up his claws.

“Alchemist Saliss? What? I’m doing a bunch of goods for the New Lands—”

“No, you! I know you! You’re Melm! I’ve been waiting on those salamander skins all
day!”

“It’s Mirn. I—”

“Excuse me. Excuse me. ‘Mirn’ and I have to have a word. If he’s not Melm, I bet he
knows a Melm.”

Saliss barged forwards and dragged Mirn out of the group. Some people tried to
stop him, but Mirn just waved a claw.

“Damn—tell the [Warehouse Manager]—well, just tell him!”

“Careful, Mirn! We’ll call the Watch!”

Mirn’s crew was genuinely concerned, and half-tried to stop Saliss, but Saliss
webbed one’s feet down with a vial. Mirn shouted back.

“Don’t bother! I’ll sort it!”

He let Saliss drag him down an alleyway, then Saliss deployed silencing spells, and
Mirn hissed at him.

“Saliss! Did you really blow up your workshop? Why are you using our emergency
meeting routine?”

“Yes. Doesn’t matter. Mirn, I just met with High Command. The new group that’s
taken over for the old man.”

Mirn knew more about the inner workings of Pallass’ military than most
commanders. He blanched.

“Oh, Ancestors. It didn’t go well?”

“I blew a hole in their walls. Guess. Mirn, tell everyone to lock down this month. No
parties, nothing, until I give the word.”

The [Protector]’s eyes widened in horror.

“What? They’re not negotiating at all?”

Saliss gave him a grim smile.

“Oh, they are. But their first move was to arrest you. They don’t get it.”

“Fuck.”

“Yes. So here’s what we’re going to do. Call off work—I’m harassing you and the
entire Loader’s Guild until I get my damn salamander skins. We’re going with one of
the plans. Give me thirty minutes, and I’ll meet you in my house.”
Mirn’s eyes flickered. He might have been a retired soldier, but the war hadn’t really
ended for him. It had just changed nature.

“Got it. Make it forty in case I have to fake Melm.”

“Just have them look around. Melm’s a long-dead [Trader]. I’ve probably been
scammed.”

Mirn nodded. He stepped back, and Saliss stormed off. He didn’t even have to
pretend to be angry. But then again—citizens of Pallass stared at him, asking what
he’d done now.

Hero. Annoyance. Nudist. He was many things to Pallass, and Saliss tried to smile.
He was the funny one, the one they took for granted. Their version of the crazy
Human of Liscor.

He wondered if he’d made a mistake, being it for them all that time ago.

Well, today?

Today…

Things were changing.

——

Mirn had a key to Saliss’ house and was inside when Saliss arrived. Saliss was
checking a Chest of Holding he’d lugged in.

“Careful. Don’t touch it; I just salvaged everything I could from my workshop.”

“Seith?”

Mirn heard about alchemy projects, too, when they met and Saliss complained.
Saliss grimaced.

“It’s unpredictable. Well, I take it back. It’s predictable, but it makes timings and
power go off the scales. I blinked.”
“Seems like a normal problem for an [Alchemist]. Dead gods, Saliss. Are we doing
this?”

Saliss shot Mirn a sardonic look.

“Stop panicking. They called my bluff only to realize they made a mistake. I’m
calling theirs. Need more gold?”

“Eh, I just looted your supply. I hope I pull it off.”

“Just do it long as you can. Put out the word?”

“Three dead drops and it’ll spread. Saliss…how bad are the new ones?”

Mirn stopped Saliss, who was trying to expedite this part of things to stay ahead.
The Named-rank reluctantly slowed down. Sometimes, he forgot Mirn was the more
nervous of the two.

[Protector], not adventurer. They were both, in the Turnscale system of governance,
which was decentralized, ‘Architects’. People who built safe places. However, there
were also Sentries, and Mirn doubled as one of them.

Saliss was more of a Sentry for all of Pallass, but he was also the liability. He wasn’t
a Mason who could build things up day-by-day for a few people. Few knew he was
even a Turnscale, but those who did—got it.

“We’ll work it out, Mirn. At the very least, I can maintain the status quo. But I can’t let
them push back—hence all of this. I was working on the seith as part of it. So long
as they need me, they have to give me what I want. Maybe more with the old man
gone. But first, we need to set expectations high as can be. The highest.”

Saliss waved a claw at their preparations. Mirn gave him a steady nod.

“Got it. I can do it, Saliss. It’ll be like a vacation from the job. I…”

He paused a second and grinned.

“This is so stupid, but it’s probably good I was getting out of Pallass a while. Do we
have five minutes?”
“Mirn. If this is about something like your grocery association or you wanting to
adopt a new dog or something—I am really not in the mood.”

Saliss checked around his house, tossing things he thought he might need into his
bag of holding and dividing some more gold and a few potions up for Mirn. They
had both been part of a squad that had specialized in using alchemy in battle back
in the day, so Saliss trusted Mirn with his gear. Mostly.

Mirn drank his first potion, and Saliss avoided looking at him as Mirn spoke.

“No…okay, don’t get mad. It’s just—you know how I have to sometimes take care of a
neighbor’s kids?”

Mirn lived in a neighborhood, not like a pariah, like Saliss, and people liked the
former [Soldier], who was respectable, just as Saliss claimed. The [Alchemist] rolled
his eyes.

“Is it more drama with the mother who keeps drinking?”

“No! Well, sort of. She was having this huge argument with one of her kids, and I
was babysitting that Dullahan couple’s child. Which they trusted to me for the first
time ever—”

Saliss’ glower forced Mirn to expedite the conversation.

“—and they were arguing because one of the things the Drake boy, Lessil, had to do
in class—he’s eleven—was write a complimentary letter about someone he
appreciated. You know, good writing, etcetera? His mother wanted to help him, but
he was writing a letter about his best friend…another boy.”

Saliss had stopped packing up some clothing. He squeezed his eyes shut as Mirn
went on, and the [Protector]’s voice was excited.

“His mother wasn’t having it, and she kept wanting him to write to a girl—you know,
a good opportunity? But Lessil kept saying he liked his friend, Heord—a Dullahan—
more than any girl. And his mother said he’d learn, but Lessil was getting upset and
saying ‘no, no, it’s the same’. And I kept thinking if I could just get a second to talk to
him—”
The [Protector] was excited, smiling—right up until the point that Saliss grabbed him
by the clothing and slammed him against the wall of his house so hard he almost
cracked the stone.

“Are you stupid, Mirn?”

“Wh—”

Mirn gasped for air. He struggled, reflexively, and Saliss hissed at him.

“Do you want to kill him? That boy? No, both of them? Are you trying to kill
yourself?”

“Saliss! I wasn’t going to do it! I was just thinking—”

“Thinking is the first step to doing something, Mirn. You have a word with that boy
and the best case is he reports you. The worst case is that he writes a letter with
what you told him. Then he’s dead. His friend’s dead. And you. Are. Dead.”

The [Protector] managed to grab Saliss’ claws and force him a step back.

“I wouldn’t. I know all that.”

“Why are you talking about it? This is how Alcasi died, Mirn.”

“I know. I just—wanted to say something.”

The passion in Mirn’s flashing eyes went out like a candle being snuffed and he
stood there, unclenching his claws. Saliss was breathing in and out, and fear…
genuine fear had replaced the other emotions. He grabbed Mirn.

“It’s good you’re not staying in the city, then. Neither am I. Get it out of your head.”

“It’s out, Saliss. I—just—maybe I’m wrong. Maybe he’s just best friends. I can’t stand
to think how miserable he’ll be if—”

“Stop babysitting.”

Saliss was ruthless. Mirn lifted his claws.

“I will. If I have to listen to—I will. Calm down, Saliss.”

“I am calm. I need more sleep. Did I break anything?”

The [Alchemist] paced around, then turned back to Mirn and, again, averted his
eyes. Not in shame…at least, not for slamming Mirn against the wall. A different
reason. Mirn produced the second tonic, took a swallow, and grimaced.

“Doesn’t feel like it. Okay, am I doing this? Are you doing this?”

Saliss of Lights looked at his friend, who said not a word of complaint in all of this
despite having to quit his job and—

They were asked to do a lot. Turnscales in hiding. Too much. All of it necessary and
important, but all of it…extra. To just the job of living. Saliss breathed out, closed his
eyes, and felt like he was still staring at that blob of red, waiting for it to turn orange.

This next part was easy. Even enjoyable, arguably. But what came after that? The
old man was no longer in charge.

Huzzah. Nothing changed?

Saliss was tired, but he mustered a smile for Mirn.

“Let’s do it. And I’ll buy you all the drinks when this is done, huh?”

Mirn nodded and punched Saliss’ shoulder. Saliss let it happen.

“And let Onieva have some fun, huh?”

He meant it, but Saliss hesitated for once. He shook his head, thinking of the Faerie
Flower drink that let Onieva return…but without any knowledge of Saliss.

“Onieva’s different these days.”

Mirn paused and nodded.

“I know. Actually, I like the old Onieva more.”

“What? Why?”

Saliss grew a bit annoyed, and Mirn explained.

“This Onieva’s too hopeful. Too…happy. I know that’s the most cynical, selfish thing
to say, but when she laughs, I think it’s easy. I hate that. Sorry.”

Saliss blinked at Mirn, then smiled.

“No. I’d hate that too.”

——

Saliss of Lights walked into the Alchemist’s Guild of Pallass, then the Adventurer’s
Guild of Pallass.

He did not get very friendly looks. The smoking crater of his workshop on the 9th
floor was, uh, sort of proof of the contentious relationship Pallass’ top [Alchemist]
had with everything in the city.

Their pride, their embarrassment…the same for the Adventurer’s Guild.

However, Saliss didn’t stay long. He strolled in, naked as could be except for his belt
of potions and bag of holding.

“Hey, you. And you. And how’s it going, you?”

“Adventurer Saliss. You don’t have any salamander skins waiting for you at the
docks. The Loader’s Guild is lodging a complaint.”

The [Receptionist] at the Alchemist’s Guild was trying to be polite; normally, Saliss
wasn’t that bad. But today? The yellow-scaled Drake gave her a blank look as he
sauntered over to the counter and grabbed a piece of parchment. He reached for an
inkpot, and she sighed.

“Oops. Sorry.”

“No, go ahead.”
He never usually asked. Saliss gave her an apologetic grin and wrote something
down with neat handwriting. Probably a request for salamander skins. The gloomy
Garuda waited as Saliss muttered.

“This isn’t about the Loader’s Guild…here. Sorry for the inconvenience, and have a
good day! Hi, you, and you. I’m naked.”

He handed her the slip of parchment, and she stared at him as he sauntered out.
[Alchemists] sighed, averted their gazes, or asked what he’d done to cause such an
explosion as the Garuda stared at the piece of parchment.

“What did he want this time?”

The new [Guildmaster] asked as he cracked the door open. He was nervous,
especially since the last time Saliss had appeared, the old [Guildmaster] had lost
their job in dramatic fashion.

Wordlessly, the Garuda showed him the note, and the [Guildmaster] started
laughing. She…did not. And she stared at the parchment again. It said:

I quit.

—Saliss of Lights.

——

The same message went to the Adventurer’s Guild, and by the time Saliss had
reached the Mage’s Guild, word was spreading. But he just waited in line, then
decided to skip the queue and stood at one of the [Receptionists]’ desks with a
stack of papers.

And spectacles of all things. The Drake wrote for about forty minutes, grimacing as
he handed over a stack of documents, including a passport.

“Okay, if you copy all that over…that’s thirteen documents. To Oteslia’s Office of
Immigration.”

The [Scribe] at the desk stared at the documents and then at the completed papers.
The Dullahan cleared his throat.
“So you intend to send—”

“Now. Here’s the payment and tip.”

Saliss lifted the spectacles and gave the [Scribe] a harried smile. He ignored the
people pointing at his back, some incredulously, others worried.

“Now? So you are planning on—”

“I believe that’s between me and Oteslia. But yes, that should be the entire
application for citizenship. If they have any other forms, please tell them I’ll be able
to fill them out in person rather than bouncing a [Message] to me in the city. Thank
you.”

Saliss plonked gold coins down, and it was a very generous tip. Then he strode out
of the Mage’s Guild. He took a lift down to the 1st Floor, walked towards the gates,
and rented a horse from the stables. Then he rode out, ignoring a few people asking
for a quick word. Only the Alchemist Guild’s [Receptionist] and the Adventurer’s
Guild’s Guildmaster, really, and a few others.

The High Command had already heard about the stunt, of course, but that was what
they considered it.

A stunt. They were considering a course of action carefully and had the Eyes of
Pallass monitor Saliss’ progress. And indeed, he came back after less than an hour,
before news had even begun to spread, and more than one person, including
General Edellein, remarked that it was just as well they hadn’t wasted a thought on
it.

The Eyes of Pallass were told to relax. Then, one reported losing sight of Saliss
before relocating him…on board a carriage of the fast-moving transportation
service, Wonders of Izril.

——

Saliss was fifty miles out from Pallass before he saw the [Driver] doing a double-
take at his passenger and raising a speaking stone to his lips.
So he guessed that was how long it took before they’d noticed. It was sad, really.
The Eyes of Pallass weren’t to blame; they had a weak spot: when the top agents
watching you were rotated out for the regulars, there was a window when neither
group was on top of you.

It wasn’t supposed to function like that, but if High Command gave orders and the
regular procedures were bypassed, you got that sloppy overlap—ironically, almost
only in Pallass, where the agents were ‘in the same city’ without the
acknowledgement that it was a big damn city.

Saliss knew that because he had served in the Eyes of Pallass for a while. He
hummed to himself as, with breeches on, he finished autographing the other
passengers’ cards.

“Thank you, Alchemist Saliss! And for putting pants on.”

He winked at one of the gratified Drake ladies sitting in the carriage and drew a
smiley-face on a card for her son.

“I do wear pants, especially on rides like this, Miss Aldatail. I’d hate to
inconvenience the other passengers.”

“Well—we do appreciate it! Would you be willing to tell us some tales of your
adventures?”

“I don’t often—but I suppose to pass the time.”

He’d brought a book, but Saliss elected to speak for a while until he had to have a
sip of something and some snacks. It was a two-day carriage ride to Oteslia, after
all. Nearly nonstop.

——

When he arrived at Oteslia, there were people at the gates waiting to stop him. Or
maybe just have a word, but the Oteslian contingent just shoved them aside.

“Adventurer Saliss! We received your application! May I ask, ah, how serious it is?”
“Hello! I’m naked. What application? Oh, that…well, I was thinking I’d like a dual
citizenship. You know, when you’re adventuring, times get tough. And if you had two
passports to wipe your ass with, that’s better than one, right?”

First Gardener Shaerrha Brasswing’s smile grew a bit waxy as Saliss sauntered out
naked, but she nodded.

“Well, we would be delighted to let you fill the application out in peace—and I believe
one of your friends offered to put you up, unless you have accommodations?”

“Mivifa! And her nag of a Pegasus! There’s my favorite Oteslian Named-rank

adventurer who rides a Pegasus!”

“Saliss.”

Mivifa tried to smile, but she gave him a worried look—Saliss just kept walking,
ignoring someone fighting now to get at him.

“Some peace and quiet is all I need. Oh, whoops—”

Saliss tossed a [Sticky Webs] potion and nailed a group of bystanders and a cluster
of Drakes shouting his name. He waved a claw.

“Sorry, folks! Hey, nice city. Where’d you get it?”

——

He was joking all the way to Mivifa’s spacious home, and when he got there, Saliss
accepted a small bundle of paperwork and thanked Shaerrha Brasswing.

“I think I can complete this tonight. Then it’s Saliss on the city! Lock up your
valuables!”

Mivifa watched him with great concern. She knew Saliss, and something about him
was…off. Oh, he was the same Drake, not much worse for wear despite surviving the
Solstice battle that had been a lot hotter than she’d thought it would be.

He was slightly flushed, though, as he posed naked, and a few scrying mirrors had
to manually censor his lower nether region. But she took that to be rage.
What did Pallass say to him? When he got inside, Mivifa’s best friend and mount,
Feathi, gave the Drake a odd sniff, but didn’t instantly go to kick him. She snorted,
and Saliss turned.

“I can stay out of your spines if you want, Mivifa, or find another place. It’s going to
be annoying for a bit.”

“No, it’s fine…do you need anything?”

“I’ll just fill this out first. I might as well get it over with.”

It was only when he was sitting on a cushion, spreading the papers out and wearing
spectacles, that Mivifa’s instincts finally honed in on what she had realized from the
start. She gave Saliss a narrow-eyed stare, then traded a glance with Feathi.

Wait a second…Saliss sat there, filling out the forms with a steady hand, and Mivifa
checked his neat penmanship. Then stared at Saliss.

Then she punched him.

“Ow! Hey, don’t make me use this!”

Saliss recoiled and waved a potion at her, but that was all the confirmation Mivifa
needed. She folded her arms.

“You’re not Saliss. He’d dodge that. Who are you?”

For answer, ‘Saliss’ grinned and removed his spectacles. He held out a clawed hand.

“Mirn. Friend of his. I think we’ve met?”

“Oh, from the adventuring days—you were staying with Lyonette back with all that
chaos! Ancestors, is this a prank? Did Saliss put you up to it?”

Mirn gave her an apologetic look with Saliss’ features as he shook his head. Feathi
came over and sniffed him again; she must have sussed him out that way. Saliss’
more subdued antics, his handwriting, actually filling out forms rather than making
someone else do it, and his poorer aim in hitting the civilians had all been clues.
“It’s real. He’s actually having me apply, which I suspect is fraud, but he filled out the
other forms already, so I guess it’s good enough.”

“Dead gods, that’s a great disguise. If it wasn’t for you blushing in front of all the
people and not being as quick as he was—I’d never guess! How’d you do it?”

Mirn grimaced as he rubbed at his slightly-red scales.

“I don’t know how he does the naked thing. I don’t think I fooled all the Eyes of
Pallass, but I’m not sure how stupid the people he’s feuding with are. As for this?
Here.”

He showed Mivifa two vials.

“Potion of Features Change and a tonic of Husky Voice. Well, it can do any voice,
really.”

“Impressive!”

Mivifa had always known Saliss could do a variety of potions, but she was so used
to his battle array that this made her do a double-take. Mirn took another sip of
potion and sighed.

“Yes, well, if you’re willing to have me, I’ll be here all week. I’ll actually turn back to
normal if that’s okay, or into some random Drake, and hit the town.”

“Be my guest. Seriously, what did they do?”

Mivifa had never seen Saliss get this annoyed, but Mirn just shrugged.

“I can’t actually say, but you know Saliss. He loves his city despite everything they
put him through. I think it’s because the Cyclops has retired.”

“Ah, right…can you tell me what he’s like? Chaldion’s not dead?”

Mivifa and Feathi sat down for a talk as Mirn put aside the paperwork. After a while,
she asked to see the potions, which really were high grade.

“I never knew Saliss could make potions like these.”

Mirn’s smile was sad.

“They’re silly, useless potions, he calls them. Only good for spies. Not what he
thinks he’s good at. Imagine how many silly potions he could make if he actually
quit?”

The Oldblood of Feathers looked up and dipped her head.

“Yeah. So where is he?”

Mirn shrugged.

“I think he’s sitting in a basement.”

“…Why?”

——

At the same time as Pallass was having a bit of drama, a bit of worry, a Goblin was
in love.

“It has a magnifying glass here. See? With notches to show where to shoot. And
look at how it reloads!”

The click of a Paige-quality crossbow was a delightful thing to Rags. She was
inspecting Calescent’s gift and seeing modern ideas in the design. Everyone was
patting Calescent on the shoulders.

The [Spice Chef] had obviously shared the design around, and a bunch of Flooded
Waters Goblins had come by to check out his new crossbow. Rags already had a
bunch of ideas, but what she really wanted was to speak to the inventor.

“She very nice. They all are. I have many recipes. Paneer. You eat?”

Rags nodded instantly, and she reflected the inn wasn’t without things to see, even
with Erin gone. But Erin…well. That was another thing distracting everyone.

Everyone except one Goblin, who had left the main party of Rags and her followers
to sneak downstairs.
She was a creature of the night, a being of shadows and malevolence.

She was…Gothica.

And she had levelled up. The Goblin flitted from shadow to shadow, smirking as she
noted the inn was busier than usual. But she had only one thing in mind, and that
was the basement.

Ishkr, the [Head Server of Tales and Fables], had a weakness. And that was the
terror of having a Goblin jump at him out of the middle of nowhere. Gothica had
terrorized him for weeks, and he wouldn’t be expecting her now.

She knew he regularly moved around the inn, so he was likely to go to the basement
any moment. She flitted into the basement and saw a glowing lantern was set next
to the organized kegs and food bins and rubbed her claws together. Perfect! She
began to find a good hiding spot and crept into a space between two huge casks of
ale. She wiggled in, turned her head—and saw a naked Drake, mouth open, eyes
bulging, right next to—

“Yeaaaaaaaaagh!”

Gothica’s shriek and wiggling out of the barrels to run until she slammed into a
support beam was the high point of Saliss’ day. When the [Goth] finally got her
words back, she pointed.

“What you doing here?”

“Working. Shoo.”

Gothica stared at Saliss as he went back to his desk. She gobbled—and then
stomped off to find a better hiding spot.

Saliss got back to work. He was trying to alter his Inferno Gel recipe to give himself
the time he needed to complete the reaction, or just skip the usual process. He
didn’t have to mess around with ingredients and risk the inn; his methodology
allowed him to do most of the planning on paper first.

After a while, Ishkr came downstairs.

“Alchemist Saliss, can I get you anything to drink?”

“The tears of Gothica? Or just some water.”

The Gnoll grinned smugly as Saliss raised his head. He got Saliss some water and a
snack of something nice—that paneer Calescent was trying with some chips—and
Saliss went back to work.

He was actually pretty boring while Mirn covered for him. Obviously, even with the
empty inn, Pallass might notice him here, so Saliss had come here, asked to use the
basement, and just gotten to work.

Let Pallass sweat. Of course, he’d really asked to use the [Garden of Sanctuary], but
funny thing—Lyonette had been cagey about that. She’d asked Saliss if the
basement was fine, and he’d agreed not to meddle in her thing if she let him do his
thing.

Naturally, Saliss knew something was up. He didn’t miss that access had been cut
off for most people or the odd sounds he heard—or the fact that if he looked up, he
could see recently-replaced floorboards above his head.

“How much force does it take to snap a floorboard?”

There’d been some of the replaced ones downstairs. Saliss had gone to snap one,
then thought about how much power Erin’s [Reinforced Structure] Skill gave to an
inn.

How much pressure did it take to snap them like that? Also, why were there gold
coins in the basement, rolled behind a few objects? There were probably logical
reasons for all of it.

Saliss was interested, he really was. But going upstairs was pointless in a sense;
the events would envelop him when they did, and he could put his time to better
use. And also…

It was harder being upstairs.

The old man was there.

——

Chaldion sat in a chair watching the coverage of the news. Erin Solstice was giving
an interview, and everyone was hooked on it. Lyonette kept dashing into the
common room to make sure her few guests, like him and Hethon and Sammial,
were fine.

“Mrsha, you promised to play chess with Chaldion!”

A howl from the [World’s Eye Theatre] said that this was not the time. And Chaldion
just sat there without a glint or the intention to move. He just watched…as did Rose,
Joseph, and, a rarity, Imani. The [Chef] remarked as she sampled the new dishes.

“This is so good. That girl’s definitely Indian. Who were the others, Rose?”

“Aussies.”

“Huh. I should have known they’d survive in Baleros.”

Joseph commented as Rose fiddled with some paper and ink. Imani gave Rose a
sharp look.

“And here’s Erin in the news. She’s not even stopped. Rose, are you sure you wanted
to come back? Are you ready? For this?”

She tapped her white eyepatch, and Rose hesitated.

“I’ve got to, guys.”

“No. You don’t.”

Joseph looked up seriously. He seemed older than before, and Rose hesitated. She
put down her quill.

“—Well, I want to help! I’ve done some stuff with Adetr, but I haven’t levelled up
hugely. I want to make a difference here.”

“Got any useful Skills?”

“I was talking a lot about Earth with Adetr—I even helped him with diagrams and
stuff. See?”

Rose had been sketching a profile of Chaldion. It wasn’t bad…but it wasn’t the
greatest thing the other two had ever seen. Imani put her chin in her hand.

“That’s not bad. Did I know you could sketch, Rose? I found cooking, but I already
knew I was good at it.”

“I had an art major, and I was in college for it. I didn’t know if I wanted to get into,
like, designing for a company or anything else.”

“Huh…not a very applicable skill here. Maybe you could take over Solar Cycles?”

“I can draw, not do…bicycles.”

The table fell silent. They went back to watching. After a moment, Imani almost
smiled and Joseph sat back in his chair.

“Damn, Erin. Are you trying to get killed?”

“Maybe she is.”

Imani stared at the scrying orb. They looked around, but Chaldion didn’t even smile
as his minder ate from their snack bowl. He just…watched.

——

Hard to go above. Saliss wondered about Erin, but in truth, he was just tired.

Still not sleeping right. Regardless if I get this right…

He was thinking, as the hubbub above died down, about the future. In a strategic,
yes, damn strategic sense.

Pallass would sweat when they realized, yes, he was going to get a dual citizenship.
Not just High Command. They would know he probably wasn’t serious, but the
average citizen would look at that small thing and feel less secure.
It implicitly pressured the Assembly of Crafts and High Command, and it was a
good move.

Saliss had never pulled it before in his entire time in Pallass for one reason: the old
man would have never fallen for it. Seeing how this High Command reacted?
Whether they went to more threats when ‘Saliss’ returned or were more cunning or
conciliatory?

That was the goal. He was still, in the end, waiting. Saliss sat there, crossing out
ideas and checking his note on alternate reactions, until he was interrupted.

It was The Wandering Inn. Of course he was interrupted.

——

Empathy and curiosity were linked in The Wandering Inn. Someone had to check on
you to see if you were doing okay—or if you were doing something interesting.

The first to come, in lieu of the [Innkeeper], was a tossup. Saliss almost expected
Lyonette but she was busy with some scheme. So it was the other one.

The rapscallious, the impudent, the annoying child who tried to sneak up on him. He
reached down, grabbed her by the head, and messed up her hair before letting her
go. In reply, Mrsha furiously kicked his chair, which showed the level of forethought
that went into her decision-making.

Hey, hey, Saliss. What are you up to? Did you blow up your workshop again? Moving
to Oteslia? What about Liscor? I could get a finder’s fee, I think. For me.

Mrsha prowled around Saliss’ desk, but for once, he didn’t play ball. He just kept
working, and the notations he was writing down made no sense to her.

“Not interested, Mrsha. I’m actually busy.”

It’s cool! Mrsha tried to pose by his desk and fell and splatted onto the floor. She got
up, sniffling.
You want to know what we’re up to? I’ll trade you…for some seith. Want some food?
Deathspice? It’ll only cost you an [Invisibility] potion. Something cool is coming.
Might be profitable. You want in on it?

She rubbed her thumb and forefinger together. Saliss looked up briefly.

“Is Lyonette actually intending to pay me for my seith?”

Maaaaaaaybe.

“Then I don’t need to go through you. Sort of answers my question. Also, you have
gold dust on your face.”

Mrsha went cross-eyed and then scowled. She sat there a second, thinking.

I could tell Pallass you’re actually here! Come on, spill the beans! Or I’ll spill them
—on you!

She posed dramatically, and Saliss cracked a smile. Not a fake one. But the one
Mirn described, like laughter, that had a weight to it Onieva lacked.

“I do like you, you annoying, little menace. Don’t you change for as long as you can.”

He meant it and tousled Mrsha’s head. She looked outraged at being treated like
what she was: a child.

I’m getting older! I walk around on two legs already! I’m not a child any longer!

Saliss gave her a long look. He kept working as he replied absently, too tired to tell a
joke or lie to her.

“That’s true. You’ll be a terror to the Walled Cities when you lose the next battle. A
Doombearer, a child of this inn. When Doombearers need you, you’ll be there.”

Something about the way he spoke wiped Mrsha’s silly, confident expression off her
face. She hesitated, then wrote.

What do you mean, pray? We won for Doombearers! Forever! Now we’re
Doombearers instead of Doombringers.
“Sure you did. You won a battle. War’s not done. Maybe there’s a truce, but
Doombearers will need you. Just wait. You’ve got time, I hope.”

He sat there, writing, a nude Drake with yellow scales and, Mrsha knew…more. What
she knew, exactly, of Turnscales and all of this mess, Saliss didn’t know. She knew
Elirr and Hexel’s secret, but she was a child.

She didn’t know enough about hate to be the best at appreciation, if that made
sense. He should have left it there as Mrsha scribbled a response, but he felt like his
old man today.

He felt like the positions were reversed, and Mrsha’s indignant words stung him.

We won. How could the war continue? Everyone knows Doombearers are good!
Innocent!

“Yes. You won a battle that cost Gnolls some of their greatest protectors and
heroes. Even if he was a bastard, Xherw was one of the forces that kept the Walled
Cities in check. Even if you discount him and every ‘bad Gnoll’, your people lost as
much as they gained.”

Mrsha stared at Saliss.

It was a good thing. We beat the Drakes! A bunch of Walled Cities!

Her paw shook a bit, and she glared at him fiercely. Lie, abort, his mind told him.
Saliss’ tongue went on.

“Oh, you did. You foiled their plans and sent their armies packing. Killed a lot of
[Soldiers]. You know what the old man upstairs calls that? Phase 2. And that’s
probably the plan he inherited from his predecessors. I’ll bet you that we’re on
Phase 17 of the plan, all within the ALM.”

What’s the ALM? Mrsha was staring at Saliss, no longer having fun. He read the
unspoken question.

“Acceptable Loss Margin. Drake term. Look it up, Mrsha. Take a long look at the
history books, not ‘now’. And ask yourself why Doombearers one day became the
bad guys. Are you better off than Gnolls were four hundred years ago, or worse? Did
last year change things for the better? Or did you take one step up back a slope
you’ve been sliding down for centuries?”

He sat there, lantern-light playing off of still features, lips moving, naked, but
handsome enough. Attractive enough to be a leader. An inspiration for the Walled
Cities. The old man had such dreams for his offspring and found, in a grandson, the
one Drake who hadn’t yet died.

A shame Saliss had turned out to be on another side in a war that had been going
badly. Why were they fighting? Wouldn’t peace be easier?

Better Drakes had thought that and tried for it. And watched themselves slip further
down the slope. Saliss?

Saliss was just hanging on. He met Mrsha’s eyes, and she tried to write something
down. Her little face wavered, and he saw her grow up, again, in a second. Then she
fled.

——

Saliss felt bad about that. Bullying a kid was easy and low.

Thus, he felt less bad about the second person to appear.

Nanette.

She was older, slyer, if only by relative margins, and came with another helping of
food and some questions.

“Octavia’s upstairs. She’d never want to bother you, but should I have her come
down, Alchemist Saliss? She wants to learn. Oh, and Rhaldon’s going to be back in a
week. He could get something for you, if you want, up north?”

Saliss glanced up from his notes.

“Cute. Hey, which one is this? The actually smart witch? Or the girl pretending to be
smart and getting away with it because she’s young and thinks she’s cute?”
Nanette’s self-satisfied smile winked out, and she hesitated. She took a breath as
she smoothed her skirts unnecessarily and in a perhaps egregious motion.

“…I’d certainly prefer to be the former, Saliss. What’s the difference between the
two?”

Saliss’ eyes glinted as he grinned at her.

“The smart witch isn’t stupid enough to push her luck and knows when I’m willing to
joke and when I’m not. The girl thinks she’s better than Mrsha.”

Saliss hadn’t been there for the Mrsha versus Nanette war, or gotten to know the girl
as well, but he thought she was cute. Especially when she tried to come back at him
as if he were a Grimalkin, a Bird, or anyone less than an Erin Solstice.

“I can tell when someone needs my help, and I am the only witch in this inn,
Adventurer Saliss. I don’t think you’d underestimate Erin…again. And Erin wouldn’t
leave you alone.”

In response, Saliss laughed once, and his voice was direct as a crossbow bolt.

“Erin is capable of helping or hindering me in any way.”

The witch retreated. Saliss was now aware he was in a bad mood, but the lack of a
third, immediate visitor let him process the fury in him.

Fury was an emotion that befit someone who saw death, loss, setbacks, and had to
endure. Movement. Cause. These were such poor words.

War.

It felt, to Saliss, like his anger came from his prediction of the future. Look ahead at
the best case, if his ploy with Mirn won him concessions. They were concessions to
the same deal. Perhaps…

“Was it Kaligma? The old man? This unchanging city? I was so happy when I had the
idea for a private space in a damn beach, even though it was never enough. It would
never fit everybody. Now?”
That was the heart of his angst. Onieva. A reduction in Pallass’ policies. Best-case
scenario all around and it was a few skirmishes won in a war being lost. But he was
afraid to draw new battle lines. He’d gone to war and seen the dead pile up, and
now…

Hence his mood.

The Drake sharpened a quill in the basement until the third fool descended into the
Den of the Alchemist.

Act 4, Scene 5.

Enter the Innocent Rose. And here the crowd gets up and leaves the theatre. Saliss
almost did himself.

“Oh, come on. The order of progression is supposed to go up after Nanette, not
down. Get Lyonette.”

“Um. What?”

Saliss’ glower almost stopped Rose dead in her tracks. She flinched; it was hard to
approach someone with even a passing awareness of how to use their aura when
they were tetchy, but she managed another step.

“Mrsha and Nanette said you were mad, so I—”

“—Decided to give it a shot? Please. Oh, by the way, ‘hello’. I thought you were with
the Gnolls.”

They hadn’t seen each other since she’d returned, and Rose’s return had not been
significant enough for Saliss to comment on.

Mirn would be happy. But Mirn liked to protect people in need of his help. All Saliss
saw was a liability to herself, to people she might spot or who’d endanger both by
approaching her—

He saw another kid; worse than Nanette and Mrsha because she was older and far
less adorable.
“I—I just wanted to see if I could help. Because I’m here. You know, with—”

Finish that thought and I will throw this quill at you. And it would pierce skin and
bone if he hurled it right.

She didn’t know about Onieva. But she did know Saliss was a Turnscale. He and
Mirn had gotten Rose aside and quizzed her about things, but she’d gone off to the
tribes, and frankly—she was a liability.

“I thought you wouldn’t come back. I expected you to write that you had a Gnoll kid
in your belly and were marrying that nice Adetr Steelfur. Go back somewhere you
might be needed.”

That did make her flinch. Rose. She had ties to the Players of Celum, but hadn’t left
with Galina. She wasn’t a Kevin and hadn’t found her thing like Joseph. She was
certainly no Imani. She was just Rose, in a way. Even Troydel was tied to Pallass,
now.

“I—I sort of wondered if that was going to happen. Not the kids thing. But I felt like…
am I doing this? Y’know? I was there, and I was getting to be part of everything, and
Inkar definitely was, but then I had this moment of ‘wait, what about the inn’?”

“And you left. I applaud your ability to avoid finding a good spot for yourself. Was
Adetr Steelfur that uncharming? I heard he’d changed. He was a simpleminded idiot
when I met him, but you could work with that.”

Saliss went back to writing. Rose paused and looked to the stairs, as if thinking of
escape, but she folded her arms and tried to lean against the bannister.

“I liked him. A lot. We had a bunch of discussions about Earth. Not all him nerding
out about tech and stuff. I wasn’t going to make kids with him, but I was trying to
explain things from Earth. And I was talking with Theikha, Feshi, other Gnolls.
Theikha says she’s met you.”

Saliss pictured the old [Shaman] of the Gaarh Marsh tribe.

“Amazing. Small continent, isn’t it? Named-rank adventurer Saliss knows everyone.”
“Yeah, well…a term kept coming up that Adetr only sort of knew the entire time.
Turnscale. I ended up talking a lot about that. About my world. And this one. It was
a shock to see how many things were the same, here. In my world, we don’t get
killed for being a Turnscale and walking down the street. At least, not all the time.”

Oh, and here it came. Saliss hadn’t been dreading this; he’d forgotten Rose existed
and lived his life happily to this day. He wondered what would happen if he just
tossed her out of the inn, maybe through a window. He’d open the window first.

Would she get the hint? This was not what he needed. The Drake took a firmer grip
on his quill.

The Wandering Inn’s basement wasn’t great. Oh, it had been refurbished, but the
stacks of crates of food instead of grain sacks with rats living in them and kegs
stacked next to each other made it a glorified storehouse.

A single lantern cast a dingy light over the entire area. Saliss could have illuminated
it with something better, but this place that rats were too good for, like Haldagaz
and Rhata?

It suited him. He didn’t miss the hidden tunnel with some fake pieces of stone at the
far wall. Saliss didn’t care about a lone Acid Fly crawling around; it had tried to spray
him with acid twice, and he’d spat on it.

He was suited to this spot. Rose was not. She was fresh-washed, with reddish hair
he noticed she’d dyed violet in parts to match her eyes. She had on some Gnoll-
themed clothing she’d gotten dyed—pale green fur around a jacket’s leather lining,
for instance. Or maybe Gnolls just had green sheep. She was eighteen, young, and
she had not a single scar he could see on her fair skin.

It was weathered a bit from living outdoors with the Gnolls, and she had callused
hands and could probably ride a horse, but she did not fit here.

Saliss?

Saliss was the gremlin-Goblin who knew this room. Who fit in a miserable place with
roaches that no one else wanted to even sit in, drinking and watching the door, with
an escape route in mind. If he looked around he could almost see shades of people,
laughing and living as loud as they could amidst whispers because it was the only
time they could breathe and exist.

Now came Rose. She realized, mid-explanation, that he was continuing to write and
broke off from her explanation of her time with the Meeting of Tribes.

“—about the gay rights movement and there are even historical documentaries you
can look up. I showed the Gnolls a bunch of stuff. Hey, are you listening?”

Saliss’ head slowly rose. He glanced at Rose and exhaled.

“Are you still here? Seriously. Go get Mrsha or Calescent. Please stop talking about
your lovely Gnoll boy. Why did you come back? To annoy me? Or would it just not
have worked out with him?”

Rose shook her head instantly.

“Oh, no. I swing both ways. I think I told you that, rem—”

Saliss cracked the quill in a claw, and Rose jumped.

“Are you trying to piss me off? Didn’t Mirn warn you what would happen if some
friendly Drakes ever heard you say that and understood what it meant?”

He stared at her, and she flinched.

“I got it! I know. We’re safe, here.”

“Oh, we’re safe. You’re certain Lyonette’s safe and everyone else in the inn is. You’ve
checked upstairs, and there were no guests who might remember what they hear,
like Chaldion’s minder or anyone else. Good for you. So Adetr wasn’t a problem and
you probably weren’t leading him on. Why did you come back?”

At this point, Rose looked ready to actually run, but she burst out.

“I came back because I thought I’d be needed. By you and Mirn, if no one else! Adetr
agreed! He even got mad I’d come to the tribes!”
The [Alchemist] had been calculating a throw from his belt and wondering how
much six silver’s worth of ingredients was measured in units of Rose. Not a very
economical tradeoff in his opinion.

Getting rid of her, though? Priceless. However, that comment drew him up.

Oh, so that’s why she came back.

Wonderful.

His claw itched, and he reached for another potion at his belt before stopping
himself, but barely. Saliss’ mind ran ahead of this conversation, and it gave him a
simple picture. Of a dead young woman and, perhaps, a lot more.

Here’s another soon-to-be-dead one. She’s going to take Mirn with her. Maybe me. I
should send her back to the Gnolls.

Help. Him and Mirn? It fit her, it made sense, and of all the things she could have
said, including shouting expletives at him and grabbing a metaphorical pitchfork—
this actually made him the angriest.

Saliss had already activated privacy spells the moment he’d gotten to the basement,
but he still checked the stairs.

Where the heck did Tessa go? I forgot to ask since I was in such a pet. She’s not
here, anyways; I’ve checked. He snapped at Rose, dropping even the veneer of
civility.

“You aren’t needed. Turn around, go back. Marry that Gnoll or find a position in a
tribe. Become a [Chieftain]; go to Wistram. Stay in the inn if you have to. Never
speak to me or Mirn about what you think you know again. You don’t get it.”

“I do.”

Rose’s chin jutted out. Saliss closed his eyes a second.

“You are going to kill yourself. By which I mean get yourself killed. Suicide by stupid
actions. Which is fine, but I won’t have you killing Mirn or anyone else. You do not
understand—”
“I do, alright?”

Rose shouted back. Saliss paused, and she lowered her voice.

“I do. I didn’t at first. I thought it really was a fairy world, even if things were as dark
as home. Then I realized it wasn’t even that. It’s not even ‘now’. It’s fifty years ago. A
hundred.”

She had a faraway, scared look in her eyes, and Saliss of Lights pushed his notes
aside for a second, and his ire faded as he saw something he appreciated.

Fear.

Real fear and understanding. If not complete, enough for him to not chase her away
and enough to give Rose a bleak, dark smile.

“Well, that’s just dandy. Sit down, then, and pull up a chair.”

There was a wooden stool down here; Saliss got it, and Rose sat down on top of it.
Then she squeaked.

“Hey! Wait—”

Saliss picked up the stool and began to carry it upstairs with Rose on it. He dumped
her on the ground, closed the door, and locked it, then dusted his claws and went
back to his desk.

…Unfortunately, Rose was already there, panting, having used the [Garden of
Sanctuary] to get back in. Saliss eyed her.

“The second time, I throw you as far as I can manage. Want to find out how far that
is?”

“Saliss! I’m on your side!”

Rose protested, and Saliss’ claw was at her face, poking her nose. The Drake’s voice
was very calm and direct.
“First. I didn’t ask. Second. You’re useless. Third? I don’t even need a third reason
because the first two make you completely helpless. You’re not Erin. You’re not even
Joseph. You’re certainly not Kevin. Go away. Become a Galina and disappear from
the inn, or a Troydel who gets to be marginally useful to the actually competent
people. Why did Adetr let you return? If I were that idiot who met someone actually
willing to put up with me, I’d have begged you to stay.”

Rose was pale-faced, and Saliss could just see it. Adetr—a thickheaded Gnoll kid
who knew how to fight—and a young woman who lacked his metal fur, but made up
for it with her own level of obtuseness. Let them learn, grow up—and do it all away
from him.

However, Rose, who backed up until she was against Saliss’ desk, didn’t run off. She
had just enough backbone to be annoying, and she retorted.

“Go back? Adetr didn’t beg me to go! He got mad when I wasn’t sure if I should
come back! He said I had a war to fight instead of helping him with his!”

The second time she said that, Saliss blinked.

“What?”

Rose was breathing in and out.

“My people. That is—Adetr didn’t really get it. It isn’t as bad a problem with Gnolls,
Turnscales, that is. They have a really unhealthy viewpoint about still having to have
kids for the good of the tribe, but they’re not stoning anyone for being different,
most of them. When I explained it to him, and I showed Adetr how hard it is on
Earth, and Theikha told us about Turnscales here—he said that I should come back
and fight for my people. Rather than spending all my time with his.”

The wording was similar to how Saliss talked, but it was such an Adetr-way of
framing things that it made Saliss even more annoyed. So she had the Gnoll’s
blessing.

“And you told them you were going to help Saliss and Mirn, your best friends in
Pallass?”
Saliss picked up the quill, and Rose spoke quickly.

“No! I didn’t mention anyone!”

The Drake tossed the quill down. Then he sat, annoyed, angry, as Rose looked
around and then sat on the stairs. She faced him, across the basement, sitting with
light from the closed door filtering down around her. It made the sputtering oil
lantern’s radiance grungier by comparison.

Saliss sat at his table, inhaling, exhaling. Fine. They were doing this. It wasn’t like he
wasn’t curious…his voice rasped.

“Okay, start talking. At the very least, I can finish collecting the facts.”

“About Earth? You know about Earth and everything else, right?”

Rose looked at him, and Saliss rolled his eyes.

“Please. We have Grimalkin and Troydel. I’ve read the reports. I’ve talked to Erin. But
you know what they never mention?”

He tapped his chest and spoke that word he almost never did.

“Turnscales.”

It felt so fragile coming out of his mouth. So…dangerous. And Rose? He didn’t trust
her. He didn’t like her. But Rose sat down, and when she spoke—

“For us, it’s…most people outside the community would just call it being gay or
LGBTQ+. It’s not as bad as it is here, at least, not where I grew up in Los Angeles. I
realized this isn’t…believe me, I figured out how things are over here.”

The young woman leaned forwards, eyes flashing with indignation.

“Plus, there’s no way anyone else but maybe Kevin or Imani would tell you about
that. Because Troydel doesn’t know anything about us besides lesbian porn.”

Saliss stared at Rose blankly until she clarified.

“It was on the computer until I deleted it.”

He started laughing then. Bitterly, and then shook his head. Then—Saliss listened.

——

“I wish you could have seen the [World of You and Me]. That would have answered
so many questions.”

Saliss wished he could have seen it too. The first thing Rose told him was of the
Gnolls’ secret on the condition he swore himself to secrecy. Which he did. High
Command would not learn of this from him.

Perhaps it was a sign of how incautious Rose was to tell him the Gnolls’ greatest
gift, but they were of the same nature, the same side, and no matter how much he
wanted to deny that, and her, they could talk in ways few people could.

Yet it was no gift. The more they sat there, the more annoyed Saliss got. It was not
just the way Rose had a term for everything he had half-understood, had to figure
out and talk with the few people Saliss had ever met who understood—and they
were all different in their own ways—

It was how she was…incautious. How she talked.

“—So, we won equal representation. Gay marriages. And after that, um, we didn’t get
more legislation. There were a lot of challenges, actually. Like this thing about a
wedding cake. Okay, I need to explain more about our political system. So we have
this Supreme Court—”

“Hold on. There’s that word again.”

“Which one? Queer? Transgender?”

“No. ‘We’. You said you grew up after all these protests and movements. Where’s
this ‘we’ coming from?”

Rose blinked at Saliss. She hadn’t said she’d been marching or rioting. She’d gone to
protests and organized events, but she was young.
“Well, I’m talking about us. You, me, everyone.”

“Excuse me. I’m a Drake Turnscale. You’re a Human of Earth. Not the same. And
from how you define Mirn and me, we’re not the same either, are we?”

Rose was energetic and had missed how Saliss was growing less and less
animated. She nodded.

“Okay, so Mirn’s gay. Just pure, awesome, gay. And you’d be what we’d call a
transgender woman. Someone who—well, you know. I see you. Most people in this
world, even back home, might not, but I get it.”

“Oh. Thanks. And what are you?”

Saliss’ voice was dangerously saccharine. Rose smiled and pointed a thumb at her
chest.

“Bisexual. I go both ways. I like the boys and the girls. If they’re hot or cute enough.”

At this, Saliss clapped his clawed hands together and sat back, smiling.

“Aha! Got it! So that’s why. You’re one of them.”

“Them what?”

Rose hesitated, and Saliss gave her a pointed smile. He gestured around the
basement, as if it were a Turnscale bar.

“You’re someone who’s a Turnscale when she feels like it. When things get too
uncomfortable or you don’t feel like it, you get to be an upstanding citizen. Great.
Can I get a refund on Earthers?”

The young woman went pale, and Saliss waited for her to cry or protest. But Rose
took a long, shuddering breath and put her hands on her knees.

“Okay. Wow. That’s a bit too much like home. Fuck you.”

The response was spicier than he anticipated, and Saliss raised his brows.
“Mirn and I don’t need someone who wouldn’t pass muster as a full member of one
of the bars here, much less on Earth.”

“Go fuck yourself.”

Rose snapped back, and she stood up, red-faced.

“You sound exactly like—! I thought people here would be more accepting since
everyone’s in hiding, but wow! I hear that all the time back home. I’m not ‘actually
queer’ because I can ‘pretend’ to be straight and pass for it. I get it. I’m white. I’m—
well, that’s normal back home. But I can’t help being bisexual. It’s not like I’m
choosing it.”

Her eyes flashed, and Saliss blinked at her.

“Still makes it easier.”

Rose twitched.

“Yeah? I can’t help liking boys. I can’t help liking girls, either. Sure, it means I don’t
get insulted to my face as much. If I kiss only boys I can hang out around ‘normal’
people. If I pretend I only like girls, I can hang out around ‘real’ people. But guess
what? That means I don’t fit in aside from other bi people. Turns out even outcasts
hate us.”

She gave Saliss a betrayed look and one he had to admit seemed genuinely hurt.
The [Alchemist] sat there a second and remembered a similar conversation with an
upset Drake…

He refused to apologize. The rest of his points stood. Here was a kid, and she spoke
like a child.

“Pipe down. Fine, you’re a Turnscale. If they catch you, they’ll lynch you, same as us.
You didn’t have to come back here. What, do you think you can wave a white flag
and undo Watch raids and change public sentiment across the Walled Cities?”

Rose spread her hands earnestly.

“I want to help, Saliss.”

“We don’t need you.”

“You need my perspective. I come from a world that’s ahead of this one—at least for
equal rights! And it’s not perfect! I wish you were back in my world, actually! We’re
still fighting, and you would be amazing if you were there.”

Rose burst out, and Saliss raised his brows.

“Me?”

“Yeah. You or Mirn.”

Rose gave Saliss a side-long look, and he began to grin, thinking it was a joke.

“A naked Drake waving a sign would be funny.”

“No, no. I meant you. Because people fight, but there’s no one like you. Someone
scary. Someone who could blow up anyone who gets in his way. People fight, but
they’re…people. They can get killed. If someone like you were there…”

Rose gestured, and Saliss blinked. He forgot, sometimes, that Earth was a world
without levels. Or healing potions.

“I can die.”

“But you’re Saliss of Lights. We have people who lead the charge, but they can’t
punch a hole in a wall or destroy the Assassin’s Guild of Izril! Instead, we’re people
who have to sue and demonstrate, and if something really bad happens…someone
rolls in a tank or opens fire with a gun.”

Ah. Saliss didn’t understand the analogy, but he got the other part. Regular
Turnscales when a Watch squad kicked down the door.

His claws twitched.

“But they do fight.”

It wasn’t a question. Rose tried to explain.

“Yeah. There’s not as many riots—well, there are riots, but not like it was when there
wasn’t any legal protections for us. Now, it’s more peaceful. More. The police will
attack sometimes, but the laws mean they have to protect us. Even if they don’t
actually do their jobs.”

“So a mix of both?”

“Yeah…sometimes it feels like—like—”

Rose frowned, and Saliss answered for her.

“It sounds like they found a good way to make sure you didn’t do as much damage
or fight them as much. What, do they tell you when you’re allowed to protest?”

“They don’t tell us. But you can get a permit. Otherwise, they’ll shut down a protest
—”

“Ah. That’s Drake tactics. You let them protest where it doesn’t matter. Nothing’s
scarier to a [Guardsman] than a bunch of really angry people who hate your guts
and know it’s you or them. It’s the same here.”

“What? But Mirn said that no one recognizes Turnscales, and you have the bars he
has to change—”

Saliss laughed as he put his legs up.

“Oh, sure. We’re still not anything legal. But I used to tear the city up with Mirn and
some others back in the day. It wasn’t bars, it was us finding a member of the
Watch and going to their bar. Torching shops.”

“Whoa.”

He hated that she sat forwards, eyes shining, as she stared at him like that was
something…Saliss averted his gaze. Stared up at the ceiling.

He was recounting the most banal of stuff that any Turnscale could tell you, or
anyone with an understanding of what that actually was, in the cities. Nothing
personal. Saliss went on, keeping his voice light as he could.
“The old man cut me a deal. Now, it’s an uneasy truce. Sometimes someone calls in
a tip, but the Watch gets slow, and we don’t do much fighting.”

“Is it—why do it that way?”

Saliss shrugged his shoulders.

“Tearing up the city loses its appeal the hundredth time you do it, and if you’re
caught, it’s over. I…Mirn and I lost people. It’s life-or-death like that. Mostly? I
realized some of the idiots I was hitting didn’t even know why they were fighting us.
Some did. Others? They were good people except for this, or they were just
following orders. They had families.”

He fell silent.

“I wish I’d never figured that out. That was why I cut a deal with him.”

A nod skywards. Rose’s head lifted, and she began to see the full picture. The deal.
The deal now in question or worse…being renewed.

Saliss was staring a hole in the wall.

“You can’t murder your way out of a problem like this.”

He paused, and Rose saw his eyes flick to her.

“They’re lucky I believe that.”

The young woman held her breath, then burst out again.

“I love you. You’re like—a hero. Only twice because you’re a Named-rank adventurer!
You do all this, and no one knows, no one—Theikha told me Zel Shivertail was one
of us!”

And there it was again. It was hard to be mad at someone who was giving you the
hero worship treatment, but Saliss was doing a good job. He was more annoyed
now than purely angry. He saw why she had come back. She thought this was going
to be something.
Saliss thought of Theikha and cursed that bossy, meddling…rather nice damn
[Shaman]. The nicest leader of a species he’d met.

“Yep. Figures she knew.”

“And General Sserys?”

“Most of Liscor’s army knew. Or if not knew…they’re a weird bunch. Liscor was
always weird. It doesn’t matter, kid. Those two were as Turnscale as you get, I heard,
and look where we are.”

Rose was gabbling, trying to push words out as fast as she could think them.

“But what if—what if Zel Shivertail had said he was Turnscale! Or Sserys? Or—you?”

The question hit Saliss straight between the eyes, and he sat up and growled.

“People did know. Why do you think Zel Shivertail, the Tidebreaker, hero of the
Antinium Wars, never had command of all the Walled Cities? Leaders found out
about him and Sserys and distanced themselves until he was in the north, alone,
with Magnolia Reinhart as his biggest ally.”

“But if everyone knew, not just the leaders—”

“—Maybe they would have torn him apart. It’s not your world, Rose. Having someone
toss a bottle at me for being a Turnscale? Sounds like a dream. Over here, they’ll be
outside my house with swords.”

Rose caught herself, and her head fell, but again, lifted.

“—That’s how it happened in my world. People started coming out. It wasn’t easy.
They got attacked, persecuted, and you know what? We attacked right back
sometimes. But it started, and when it started, it wasn’t stopped. They can pass all
the laws they want and argue all day, but the genie’s out of the bottle. It’s never
going back in.”

“You sound like Mrsha. The Djinni can always go back in the bottle. You have no
idea how cruel they can be.”
Saliss turned away, arms folded. The young woman stood up excitedly.

“Saliss! I wish you could see it! It’s not perfect. It’s not even great, sometimes. But
we have—culture! Drag shows, and we dress in ways, yeah, they say are ‘gay’ or we
get stereotyped into, but we have songs and celebrities—and stories and movies
made just by us. We have parades, and we get attacked, but there is a community
out in the open. Not this. Not—”

She kicked at a gold coin in the basement of the inn and looked around. The
[Alchemist] half-turned, and Rose studied him.

“I came back because I wanted to tell you what it looks like back home. If we can do
it, a bunch of Humans—so can you. I live in a world that got this far. And it’ll get
better.”

She gave him a huge smile, and Saliss stared at her and realized she was even
more of a kid and, in her way, cuter than Mrsha. What a stupid smile. He had half a
mind to toss her headfirst in a keg of ale.

Saliss of Lights was curled up, unhappy, a bitter ball of it, but when Rose was done,
looking at him, a part of him uncurled. He sat up a bit and he managed a sigh.

“Okay. You got me. That’s a good fairy tale. But saying how it went down in your
world and expecting it to go the same here is different. The instant the Walled Cities
found out I, even a Named-rank, was a Turnscale, they’d hush it up, excommunicate
me, and go back a hundred years. Believe me when I say this is far better.”

Rose gave him a serious look.

“I know. But you know what helped the Turnscales in my world, Saliss?”

“What, having five words instead of one?”

“No! Television was what helped us. It could do the same here, as well. If we had a
moment where someone sits down, explains what being gay is, millions of people
maybe go ‘wait, that’s me’, and other people listen and realize that we’re not
monsters.”
Rose spread her hands, framing an imaginary box in the air, and again, part of
Saliss’ head lit up.

Mass scrying spells. The Walled Cities had learned how to censor some of it, but
they couldn’t block all the broadcasts. And this very inn had proven how pernicious
knowledge was…

No. Stop it. He averted his head, but his mind was racing.

And the Earthers had brought it here in its exact form…

“What if Saliss of Lights told all of Izril he was a Turnscale?”

It flickered in Saliss’ mind. One last gigantic middle finger to Pallass. Better or
worse, even if it meant nothing and they covered it all up, a rallying cry. And you
could keep people shouting it.

For a second, he indulged in that fantasy, and his heart lifted. Then a thought sent it
crashing down to earth, and Saliss began to laugh.

Oh.

Oh, he’d just had a thought. Rose looked at the [Alchemist] as he slipped from his
chair and landed on the floor. Then covered his eyes.

“Ah. Aha! Got me one last time, old man! Damn it. Damn it…I never win.”

Saliss was staring up at the ceiling. Rose blinked at him.

“What’s wrong with you doing it?”

The Drake looked up at the rafters, a bitter smile on his face.

“Saliss is a clown. Saliss is the naked Drake of Pallass. It’s easy to call Saliss
literally mad, a crazy Drake. Zel? Zel could do it. Or Sserys. He got me. I thought I
was done, but he pitched it to me years ago. Not telling me to take off my clothes,
but—was that always in his plan? Making it so that even if I said something, he
could save my reputation? What’s being a Turnscale if you’re already Saliss?”
The [Alchemist] began to giggle. Then broke off. Rose’s voice was quiet, and now
she seemed to get it.

“Oh. Oh, Saliss…how bad was he? Chaldion?”

“Better than his predecessor. But also better at checkmating me. I really did think…
it’s better in other parts of the world. Not that much better, sometimes. Go away,
Rose. Go join the Gnolls. Go to Drath or even the Iron Vanguard. In their way, it’ll be
easier. Go to Khelt. Don’t do this. You’ll end up like me or Mirn, bashing your head
against a wall. And they built these cities to last.”

The conversation had gone better than he could have hoped. And still—when Rose
got up to give him a hand and pull him up, she was all vim and vigor.

“So you’ll let me talk to Mirn? Introduce me to a Turnscale bar? I could help set up
one here and get a movement—”

Saliss took her claw, yanked Rose down as he rose, and then dragged her up and
slammed her onto the desk. It was the third time he’d bodily moved someone today.

He was in a bad mood. Her eyes went round as the breath left her lungs, and Saliss
heard a crunch as she broke the inkpot.

“That has to hurt. But let me tell you what hurts. What hurts is having a spiked club
rake across your face, you little brat. You know why they put spikes in? So they can
pick you out of a lineup even if you get away. The Watch puts ink on the spikes so,
even if you heal, the ink gets trapped under your scales. The only way to stop that
from showing up is by removing the ink by cutting out the scales and flesh around
each puncture before you get to use a potion.”

“S-Saliss. I know they’re bad. I just want to—”

“You can’t solve this, Rose. You can’t fix it. Look at you, you kid from another world.
You think it’s the same? Humans? Drakes? Turnscales don’t fit into Drake society.
Drakes loving Drakes of the same gender is bad enough. It messes with our laws,
our culture—Drakes like me are the worst. We’re freaks. Worse than Scorchlings who
should be blessed. We want to mess with our place in the world, a place the
Ancestors gave us. I’m a Drake perverting my nature by playing with my form with
alchemy—and I can at least trick people constantly.”

Rose’s voice was weak; she could barely breathe, but somehow she still spoke to his
face.

“You’re not tricking anyone. Don’t say that. You’re a woman—”

Saliss’ claws tightened, and Rose lost what air she had left as he leaned on her
chest.

“See that? That’s why you’re a dead woman. I should tie you up and send you on a
horse back to Adetr. You don’t get it, Rose. This isn’t Erin’s Goblins. No, wait, it is.
She’s chosen to change this world, to make her stand, and you know what they did?
They reached for the Tier 7 spells. She won’t win her war. She’ll move her little white
flag forwards one step. And then maybe someone will carry it forwards for her and
die pushing it, or maybe they’ll wipe out every Goblin they can, like they do after
Goblin Kings arise. This is a war.”

“I know!”

He let go of her, disgusted. She had such earnest eyes—Saliss snatched his notes
out of the growing ink puddle as Rose coughed and lay there.

“You don’t know Creler shit. You think you’re ready for the war. You’re a [Rookie
Soldier] coming to me to enlist. You haven’t seen what they’ll do to you.”

“So teach me. You and Mirn can. I’m willing to fight, to get hurt—this matters, Saliss.
It matters like nothing else to me.”

Rose scrambled up. She spread her hands.

“I like the Gnolls. I love them. But I’m not Inkar. When Adetr and I talked, I couldn’t
sleep when I heard about Turnscales. I knew I had to return and try.”

“Yeah? Maybe I don’t want you on my conscience. Did you ever think about that?
Maybe you’ll get Mirn killed.”
“If you give me a chance—”

The Drake went storming across the room, and this time Rose flinched away, but
Saliss stopped, eyes roaming the dark basement. To the door. He could see it in his
mind, a thousand times, a thousand different ways, a boot or hand or battering ram
going through—a flash of light from an explosion—

“Mirn and I are the last two alive. Do you think we were the only two? I’ve had
dozens of friends, Turnscales, high-level ones, over my life. The last one was Alcasi,
and she’s been dead and buried for six years. You want to show Turnscales to the
world?”

“The—there were riots. When the police got down on us, at one point, it was too
much. We fought back and marched and won, Saliss. There are so many of us
across the world. If we lit a spark—”

Saliss claw jabbed Rose in the cheek, and she recoiled.

“If we lit a spark, they’d pour molten rock on us. We lit a fire. Hundreds! Do you know
what that idiot, Tesy, is part of? He’s part of my old movement, and I joined that
movement when I was a kid. It’s been around for ages, for different names and for
different causes. Sellme wasn’t the first. But Sellme made the mistake of actually
doing damage to a Walled City. For him, it was Salazsar. For us? Manus.”

His eyes reflected the flickering lamp light. Rose stared at Saliss’ face, and the
ardor of passion drained from her.

“What did they—?”

The Drake realized he was leaning over her and stopped. What am I doing? He went
to the stairs, sat down, and Rose sat at his desk, feeling at the ink on her clothing.
Saliss spoke, too tired to stand.

“The Watch used to be bad in Pallass. Bad in Manus. The thing about Turnscales is
that…it’s different, Rose. Gnolls have always not really cared about us. Back when I
was a kid, you’d run off to a tribe. These days, you move to Oteslia, or it’s okay
enough in the Walled Cities, most times. You move to a Walled City or a good city
like Marwsh where there are good bars and hideouts. But I heard from older
Turnscales you left and joined a tribe.”

“Whoa. And the Gnolls let you in?”

Saliss shrugged.

“A lot of people never made it. The Gnolls will let you prove your worth. But guess
what the Drake cities thought? They thought ‘these are traitors!’ Better hang them as
deserters. Manus used to have a policy. If you got found out as a Turnscale, they
didn’t brand you, sell you to Roshal, or let a mob exile or beat you to death like the
real good old days. Instead, they enlisted you. You get to be a [Soldier]. They put you
on the front lines, and if you die, that’s that. If you live, guess who’s in the army for
life?”

“God. I mean—”

Rose covered her face, and Saliss looked around for a puffer. He lit it, wishing it
didn’t remind him of the old man or the old days, laughing with a crew of friends.
Now it was just Mirn, and the ass refused to even smoke as much. Saliss turned and
saw a Drake with bright yellow scales to his left, a Gnoll who’d shaved her hair so
she had a strip that stood up, an Oldblood Drake tying ‘her’ wings back so no one
would recognize her…

A team.

“We started a fight with Manus. With Pallass. And we got the bastards. We
protested, we got [Soldiers] who were signed up for death to run off, and when the
Walled Cities tried going after tribes, we even fought them. You know what Manus
did? They got tired of sending their Watch to fight, so they sent [Soldiers]. City of
War. Loves that. When we beat their [Soldiers] down, they sent their crack teams.
Then they lost those, and they shrugged. Manus let us win. Then they poisoned an
entire block with us in it.”

“They what?”
Saliss could still smell it. Something sweet in the air as he looked up and reached
for a potion. Went for an alchemy set. Too late. He should have learned how to
control the air long before that, but he’d been just a kid who knew how to melt
Adamantium.

Not how to conjure a poison cloud—or disperse it. All he had was a single Bottle of
Air—standard adventurer’s kit. One bottle for a desperate few to share. Not enough
for an entire room full of people.

In his soul, Saliss’ stained soul, he remembered that. Then the first, and only, time
he had agreed to go to war between the Walled Cities, for their stupid pride and
battles. He watched acid raining from the skies and molten fire and the old man
looking at him, for the first time ever, with horror.

And pride. No, it never made him feel better. Saliss was glad it was he, Saliss, who
had all that in him.

Onieva should be better.

Rose was silent, and when he looked up, she had tears in her eyes. Saliss shook his
head.

“And that’s why you’re useless. Look at you. Come back when you’re Level 50 and
you have twenty people with you, ready to die, and we’ll talk, kid. Go get Adetr on
your side, and we’ll send Drakes back to the tribes. And maybe when I’m old and
gray, you and I will find out they’ve stopped raiding bars every week and it’s down to
a month. That’s what we can do, but I don’t want you here.”

“I’m not going. I’ll sign up, Saliss. I will. You—you expect me to hear that and turn
away? Really? That means I have to help even more. 1000%!”

Damn kids. Saliss’ glare didn’t match his heart. His eyes flared, but he was just tired.
He shook his head.

“Rose. If you think you can help, and I admit, being from another world is novel—you
can try. But you know what I bet?”

He lit the cigar and blew on it. A careful stream of smoke, blue and wispy.
“…I bet the people in your world, the ones still fighting, would say exactly what I’m
telling you. This isn’t a fairytale. There’s no Saliss of Lights for us, no Erin Solstice.
Turnscales? We’re here on the backs of the dead and the dying and decades of lost
dreams.”

Do you want to join us? The Drake looked at Rose—and she beheld him more fully
than any other Earther. All the scars masked, ironically, by his nudity. All the
shattered hopes and failed attempts to pull them forwards. The halfway
compromises, the small victories by working with the old man and selling his soul
because it didn’t matter if it was him…Onieva was the only real one.

Rose gave Saliss a tremulous smile, then. And that damn Earther, that stupid kid,
bent forwards.

“Well, you know what, Saliss? Now you do sound old. I believe we can do it before
we die.”

Her eyes shone with the kind of energy he remembered he’d once had. The
Turnscale Drake looked up and resisted the urge to slap Rose across the face.
Because what would be the point? Extinguishing the one damn good thing about
her? He did feel old.

I dislike your faith and belief and certainty. But all Saliss did was whisper.

“I am Saliss of Lights. I get people killed, Rose. I’ll throw you out of the inn. Kick you
around Pallass. If you think you can stick around after that, I guess I can’t get rid of
you. But remember—Saliss of Lights gets everyone killed, like Erin Solstice. Onieva’s
someone else entirely. Even for you, my case is different. We’re different people.”

“Says you. I wish I could…”

Rose did something with her fingers, making a square out of them, and staring at
Saliss through them, like someone using a camera to take a picture.

“I wish I could see her. You’re not the first person I’ve met who’s trans, Saliss.
Someone needs to tell you you’re not alone. That all this is—normal. Harder than
anything, but you’re not a freak or accident or wrong. Ask me on a truth spell.”
Great, now she was acting like he needed moral support. And now he had so many
questions about the people she’d met and how Earth did things. Saliss grunted as
he put down his cigar.

“I’ll introduce you to her someday. There’s complications lately. You might like her.
She’s happier.”

That was all Saliss managed. He felt very, very fragile, but Rose was just standing
there. And as Saliss looked up, he thought of how things were. And how they would
not change with the new High Command.

Then there was Rose.

No matter how he tried to fit her into a Turnscale bar or the High Command
reasserting order…she didn’t fit. Like a piece from another world, Rose, Erin Solstice,
and everyone else…there was no fitting her into the same machinery that made
Pallass run, was there?

It will break the mechanism or she’ll have to die. Like so many others have. But how
many Roses are there? What if she lives?

Slowly, ever-so-slowly, Saliss sat up and rubbed at his face. An idea was blossoming
in his mind. Something…that rang with finality. Something that felt like an ending of
days, bittersweet and dreadful.

“Tell me more, Rose. Tell me more of your ridiculous stories. Tell me how it started
and how they failed. Then shut up and only speak to Mirn and me. Or I will toss you
off the walls or polymorph your mouth off. I can do that.”

“Does that mean you’re not getting rid of me? Not that you can. Obviously. You need
my help!”

Rose caught her breath, and Saliss rolled his eyes.

“Oh, please. I could use a guiding light. But this is a matter for Turnscales, not
Earthers.”

He reached forwards and poked her in the stomach.

“You’re backup.”

Then his eyes lit up as he had one final idea, and Saliss smiled. If, tomorrow, Saliss
of Lights walked into the middle of Wistram News Network and spoke his piece, the
world might not change.

…But he was an [Alchemist], and big reactions started small. Saliss’ eyes flickered
as he saw something. A catalyst. And Rose?

She looked down, and he wondered what she saw.

——

Saliss of Lights returned to Pallass the next day via pegasus. The nerves of the
cityfolk were too high; High Command had him fly back so they could talk, civilly,
about things.

Saliss actually did attend another meeting and was fairly conciliatory himself, if in
an annoying way. They ended up rehashing a reprieve on any drastic actions, and
they assigned a certain Garuda to him as opposed to a [Major].

However, it was Esor who watched Saliss closely, and the Named-rank adventurer
did not immediately go to Mirn or back to Liscor when all was said and done.
Instead, he checked the position of the sun and stepped over to the stairs and went
for a walk.

Saliss ended up at a Watch House, of all places, and strode in. He had business in
about twenty minutes, but it wouldn’t take too long.

He seemed visibly uncomfortable, for once, and kept humming at the desk as the
Desk Sergeant, Kel, stared at him.

“Can I help you, Adventurer Saliss?”

“Oh, no. I mean, yes. Is Watch Captain Qissa present? I need a quick word of
harassment. But if you’re volunteering…”
The Watch Captain of the 8th Floor was currently Watch Captain Qissa, who knew
Saliss of Lights, sadly. When Kel sent Saliss up to her office, she put aside her work
and tried to smile.

“Saliss! Come in, have a seat. You’re not quitting Pallass, are you?”

“Oh, thanks, Qissa.”

He put his feet on her desk as he sat down, and she tried not to react. Don’t give him
what he wants. She let her smile grow as Saliss sighed.

“High Command has all these things. They like to throw their tiny testicles around
now that Chaldion’s a Yellat. So, how can you help me today?”

“How can I h—I am rather busy, Saliss. Not that I don’t have time for Pallass’ Named-
rank adventurer.”

The anti-Saliss measures weren’t working. Saliss grinned at Qissa, then…took his
feet off the desk, stood up, and began pacing around the room. He looked oddly
stressed, but turned and smiled hugely.

“Hey, I was just here to greet my favorite Watch Captain! And you, Kel!”

He opened the door and blew a noisy kiss downstairs. Desk Sergeant Kel did not
dignify that with a response, but Qissa saw Saliss rake a claw through his neck
spines, hesitate, then lock the door. Then he cast a silencing charm.

“Okay, fine. Listen. The old man—that’s what I call Chaldion, use it if you like—isn’t in
charge any more. Everyone knows that means a shakeup.”

Qissa nodded, hesitant. General Edellein was now 1st General, a big shakeup, and
she’d been to meetings with him. She was just a Watch Captain though…she was
hoping she might edge closer to Watch Commander with Venim gone, but why was
Saliss here? The Drake paced another step and swung around.

“It’s not my job to rein—listen. If she threatened you, lock her up. Chaldion used to
do it. House arrest. I’m not endorsing her because she’s crazy, and I’m saying that.
But she’s dangerous. Okay? She’s…dangerous, and the old man’s not here to stop her
anymore.”
“Uh…who?”

Did he mean Erin Solstice? Was she back? Qissa had just seen her on the scrying
orb, so she doubted that, but she had no idea who Saliss meant. The Named-rank
adventurer stared at her. He coughed into a claw after a second.

“Er…she didn’t come here and cause a fuss?”

“Not that I know of. Was this today? Yesterday?”

Saliss hesitated and raked at his neck spines.

“Maybe it was another Watch House? Or she didn’t get through the front desk.
Onieva? Onieva Oliwing? Cousin of mine? Not that attractive? Dabbles in alchemy
and steals my notes? Brings potions to auction? You know?”

Now that rang a bell. Onieva Oliwing? Qissa sort of recalled her. Yes, right. She
delivered Saliss’ potions sometimes; everyone had to have a hanger-on in the family
that was made rich by the principal family member. And she’d been at the Festival
of Blades…

That was all Qissa knew of her, but the impression of a female Drake with a
confident smile and a lot of sass—that probably ran in the family—made her shake
her head.

“She wasn’t here. Why? Is she in trouble with the Watch?”

Again, Saliss hesitated, which went to show even he had problems with family.

“No…but listen. I’m taking her side on the thing.”

“What thing?”

Saliss glanced at the door and leaned over the desk.

“The thing. Obviously, I’m not joining her, and it’s her affair. But listen up. If she’s
hurt getting into a brawl with the Watch, that happens. And frankly, the poor
[Guards] are getting in trouble. She’s. Dangerous. Gold-rank. The old man taught her
to fight. But she doesn’t die or get maimed, got it?”
Now, a ton of alarm bells were ringing in Qissa’s head. She didn’t like this. Saliss
never, ever leaned on the Watch for personal favors, even when they arrested him.

He stood back as she sat up straight and put on her best, most official tone.

“Adventurer Saliss. If your cousin gets in trouble with the law, we will do our duties
to the best of our ability. But I cannot do you favors due to her position. May I ask…
which event you think she’ll be entangled in?”

Saliss paused, and his eyes flickered. He hesitated—then looked at the door.

“Watch raids. On bars?”

He said it like a question. Qissa, who had been jotting notes, underlining ‘Gold-rank’,
paused. She glanced at Saliss, and he peered with his head to stare at what she was
writing.

“Ring a bell?”

“I…believe I understand what you mean.”

“Good. What did I mean?”

Saliss gave Qissa a blank look, and her scales began to itch. Wait a second. Did that
mean—she forced a smile at Saliss.

“Listen, Saliss. I like to think we have a decent relationship. You annoy us—but
you’re a good Named-rank. If your cousin’s thinking of causing trouble with the
Watch, I get family is tough. But we can’t do allowances.”

“I understand that, Watch Captain Qissa. But she had a word with me and—”

Saliss paced back and forth, and Qissa saw him turn.

“She’s family. Annoying family. Family who thinks she’s as good at alchemy as #1.
But I can’t talk her down, and she told me people get killed.”

“They hardly get killed if we’re enforcing public order, Saliss. This is slightly—
complex—”
She had orders not to discuss it. Did Saliss count? Now, Qissa really wished she had
a moment to talk to other Watch Captains, get a pulse on this. Wait. Was
Onieva…the Drake with the club? The one who’d trashed more watch patrols than…

This was huge. Saliss’ eyes were fixed on Qissa, though, and they seemed to draw
her back.

“She doesn’t get hurt. Or die. And if those raids are half as deadly as I think they are
—what are we talking about, Qissa? Kids getting stones hucked at them? I was in
Oteslia when she called me up and shouted my earhole off. I had a word with Mivifa,
and she says it’s ugly.”

Damn Oteslians. Qissa made her voice as stern as possible as a knot of complex
emotions ran through her chest. It could get ugly if there were rumors—

“Listen, Saliss. As I said, I cannot promise you anything or give you favors. I am
doing my job, and I give no one special treatment. Not you, not [Senators], no one.”

That was true, at least, if she didn’t have any orders. Qissa smiled at Saliss—

And he pulled her across the desk so fast her chair went flying. In one motion, they
were snout to snout, and the crash of a chair hitting a wall must have alerted
someone downstairs. There was a sound of alarm—but Saliss’ eyes were locked
with Qissa’s.

She was frozen as Saliss grabbed her with a strength she didn’t know he had.

“Qissa. I am taking her side. Got it? I’m the jolly, silly [Alchemist] all the time. If you
see me in front of a bar or whatever the stupid things are—turn around. Because I’ve
just lost one family member, even if that’s probably an improvement for the world. I
am not losing another, no matter what she decides she is.”

He let go, and Qissa sprawled on her desk as the door opened. Kel stared at Saliss
and Qissa—and the Named-rank [Alchemist] turned.

“That’s all. Hey, Kel. Bye, Kel.”

“Saliss! What are y—”

The Drake checked Kel with his shoulder and knocked four more [Guards] bodily out
of his way. He stormed out of the Watch House, and Qissa, gasping, croaked.

“Don’t go after him. Someone—get me every Watch Captain on duty. Tell them I want
a meeting now. Don’t sound the alarm. But get someone with eyes on Saliss.
Carefully.”

Rattled beyond belief, she grabbed a speaking stone and stared down at her
smeared notes. If Saliss of Lights was making that kind of threat—he liked her, or so
she assumed.

Onieva. She circled the name, then worriedly added Saliss’ name and underlined it
five times. Then she wondered what Saliss was doing next.

It wasn’t like she enjoyed that part of her job—and if Saliss of Lights was taking a
stand, she knew where she wasn’t going to be.

——

The plan was simple. Rose was nervous about it, but it was mostly on Saliss, who
knew the city. His city, his people, his war.

If he thought it was best to move the needle slowly…he was willing to sacrifice
himself for it. Not Onieva; in the Drake’s mind, the two were not one and the same.

“That’s so unhealthy. I need to figure out, like, proper therapy for him. And talk to
Mirn and—”

There was so much to do. Yes, she was afraid, and yes, she was worried because
Saliss had given her very frank warnings about what they might do to her, even in
this ‘better’ day and age.

But she had volunteered. In fact, Rose had a pretty good idea of how she could be
valuable. Not as the heroine of the tale.

That was Onieva. If anyone was the heroine, it was that sad, amazingly dangerous,
hot—well, Rose wanted to see what else Saliss’ potions could do. She had ideas.
So no, Rose decided as she finished checking her clothing and walked downstairs.
She couldn’t be Saliss or Erin or even Mirn.

But she could be Rose, that kid from Earth.

“Hey, Ishkr, thanks for getting the clothing so fast for me. You’re a gem.”

The Gnoll [Waiter] gave Rose a smile and, perhaps, a knowing look as he walked her
downstairs.

“You need someone to walk you to Pallass?”

“Nah. I’m good. I…I’m meeting with Saliss, and I’ll be fine.”

Rose’s heart was beating faster than normal as she walked through the inn. Mrsha
was whining about working ‘in the goldmines’ to a sympathetic Ser Dalimont as they
had lunch. Something big was about to happen on television with Erin.

But Rose? Rose just walked past the few guests, and a couple very busily into each
other looked up.

Lady Ieka Imarris and Fierre sometimes went back to the inn. Just for a change of
pace, even if the beach garden was gone. Fierre kept complaining she could smell
garlic, even if it wasn’t in the kitchens, and she was busy wiping at some lipstick on
her neck.

Ieka caught her breath, looked around, and her eyes widened as she spotted Rose.
Distractions or not, she rose to her feet.

“My word. Um. Young lady! Young lady! You there! Excuse me!”

Ieka pulled Fierre up. The partly de-oxygenated Vampire caught sight of Rose and—
stared.

The duo saw Rose turn, and the young woman tugged on something.

“Yeah?”

Ieka glanced down at a file Fierre showed her.

“Miss—Rose, isn’t it? I love the attire. But maybe you should consider, ah, toning it
down a bit? What a remarkable idea, though.”

Her eyes lingered on Rose, looking her up and down until she noticed Fierre doing
the same, and the two elbowed each other. Rose?

Rose just checked herself in the reflection of a polished glass mug and smiled. It
actually hadn’t been that hard for Ishkr to find what she wanted.

It was a white, long-sleeved, button-up shirt and simple, black slacks with a belt.
Rose had added a formal coat and a striped tie, but she hadn’t bothered putting her
arms in the sleeves of the jacket because it wasn’t that cold.

It was a look.

A very strange look, which the guests of The Wandering Inn didn’t parse as odd. At
least, the Goblins and Antinium didn’t. Mrsha gave Rose a second glance as
Lyonette came marching out and stared at Rose in a kind of abject horror.

Ieka’s glance was far more appreciative, but she read in Rose far, far more than just
the attire. And one of the things that was reflected in her eyes was concern.

“I think it doesn’t suit you, Miss Rose. Why don’t I provide something from my
wardrobe? Or I could have someone nip down to the [Clothier]. I should be delighted
to help.”

Fierre hesitated, about to take umbrage with what Ieka had said—then she saw Ieka,
a [Lady] who understood fashion and culture of the north, and nodded wordlessly.

But all Rose did was wink.

“Sorry, gals, but I have a meeting with a certain Drake in a second. It’s not always my
style, actually. Or my look. But with respect to my sisters—”

She walked towards the door that Ishkr held open, and a very grumpy Liska who
wanted a lunch break stopped in the corridor, then zoomed back to her station to be
very helpful. Rose marched down the hallway as some people standing in line
turned to stare at her with bewilderment, confusion, outrage, a total lack of interest
—or that glance that couldn’t tear itself away.
Rose blew them a kiss and finished her thought. Target on your back. She knew
what she was getting into, and still…

“—Someone’s got to show people how to dress well.”

——

After twenty minutes, Saliss stood on the 4th Floor, sauntering towards a young
woman. For once, the [Alchemist] was looking visibly uncomfortable. In fact, he’d
put pants on.

He was inspecting, well…a bar. An empty bar; the door was smashed in, and it
looked like it had been vacated in a hurry. Saliss kicked over a mug by the entrance.

“Cheap mug. Hey…you. Is this the spot?”

“Adventurer Saliss! Yeah, totally! It’s me!”

“You!”

Saliss turned, and there she was, and in her way, she attracted more stares than he
did. Of course, Rose was a Human, but she strutted along in her pants, waving at
Drakes and Garuda and Dullahans and Gnolls who turned towards her, and at Saliss.

Completely fearless of the Watch or the city. Why shouldn’t she be? She was, after
all, a young brat. Not from Pallass. Not even from this world.

He had to admit, she’d chosen her role well. Brave girl. Soon-to-be-dead girl, maybe.

Not if he could help it. But Saliss just pointed as if trying to remember her name.

“You! Person!”

Rose pouted, and Saliss gave her an unconvincing pair of fingerclaw guns.

“Yep! My 16th-favorite Human! Wait, the digits are in the wrong order. Anyways. Is
this the spot?”

“I think so. I, like, totally don’t know the scene here. But want to check it out?”
The young woman stepped forwards eagerly, but Saliss, observed by at least a few
people, be it random pedestrians or for other reasons, including him exploding his
shop or just being Saliss of Lights, hesitated. He lowered his voice.

“Look, Rose. Maybe let’s do this later? I don’t actually have to know what she’s up to.
Onieva’s crazy.”

“What? She’s not. Don’t be a bigot.”

“Me? Me?”

Saliss looked outraged. He hesitated again at the door.

“—Okay, fine. I have a pretty strong stomach, and I’ve seen that kind of thing in
Nerrhavia’s Fallen. How much disinfectant do I need?”

“They’re probably just drinking, Saliss. Listen, just be chill. Can you be chill?”

“I’m totally chill. Here, I have a Frost Potion right here!”

Saliss huffed. They began to inspect the bar, and he shoved his claws in his
pockets, rolling his shoulders.

Both he and Rose spoke, like actors on a stage. Clear, carrying voice, framed so they
were visible to the crowd. Saliss was the unwilling one, but the one who listened.
Rose was the knower, the outsider…

It was a team effort that put both in danger, but not as much danger. Rose had
more, and Saliss?

Saliss was relieved. It was almost fun making a show of inspecting the Turnscale
bar as if he knew ‘something’ inappropriate occurred here. Then gesturing to Rose.

“It’s just not something I fussed about.”

“Well, people are going to get hurt. Your cousin included. Or killed.”

Saliss took a breath. He lingered in the doorway and stared at the winter skies,
clearing for the new year.
“…Well. That’s why I’m here. We can’t have dead people for just—being weird. Or
they’d have killed me a long time ago. Okay, explain away, Rose. Breath mint?”

He offered her something, and the two began to talk. Rose kept giving Saliss
earnest sideways glances, and he was shaking his head in bewilderment—until she
brought up the deaths, in which case he was, well, Saliss of Lights.

Offended. Shocked for the basic decency which had been violated. Angry on behalf
of a people he, Saliss, wanted to understand.

He could do anger. And Rose? She stood like Magnolia Reinhart had once stood on
the walls. Not nearly as well, certainly without as much aplomb or gravitas—but with
a style that caught the eye. Something so odd, so iconic, that it made you feel like
the winds were shifting.

Something new.

Theatre kid. She did pretty well despite having zero Skills, so he supposed she was
playing her role for all she was worth. As for him?

Saliss of Lights was the star role, and it had swept the Walled Cities for decades.
Hold your applause, please…the act was just getting started, and it was the role of a
lifetime.

Saliss felt light. Light and relaxed…he ended up shaking his head and having to get
back to work, and Rose chased after him before giving up.

She’d get him back here another time. Or after someone got hurt. There was only
one part of the moment that went off-script.

“Saliss! Saliss, wait, I have something to show you! Guess who levelled last night!”

“Sweet! I knew [Layabout] or [Useless Eater] was a viable class! Lay it on me, kid.”

Saliss turned, and Rose looked genuinely hurt. But then she pulled something out,
and Saliss froze and fell over as he pulled off his pants. He stared at something she
held in front of him, fluttering in the breeze.
The young woman’s eyes were alight as she looked at him, and oh, he didn’t fear
most of them. They came from another world with dangerous weapons, but so was
he. Even Erin he didn’t fear, but understand. But her?

“I drew a sketch of your cousin. She’s so pretty!”

“She’s…okay. Nice sketch.”

It was pretty decently done. Nothing to write home about. But Rose had drawn a
Drake, claw tip to her mouth, rose pink and cobalt blue, winking at the viewer. She
looked at Saliss.

“Well, I got a good look at her.”

His eyes roamed upwards, and Saliss met Rose’s eyes. The Named-rank adventurer
whispered.

“Fancy that. Mind if I snag it? Onieva will just add it to her ego.”

Those eyes crinkled up, and she put it in his claw, and he made a show of crumpling
it up. But then he got up, tossed his pants over the floor’s edge—and stood there for
a second.

Damn levels. Now you had Earthers with the eyes of Dragons.

He felt like that should have been a Level 50 Skill.

——

Saliss stomped up to his workshop and, as he passed into the rebuilt section of the
lab, yawned. He got forty winks, woke up in the darkness, gnawed on some food
delivered to him by the inn, and got to work.

Twenty-eight minutes later, he swiftly bottled a glowing red vial of liquid into a larger
flask and began to add reactants, only pausing to wipe at his sweaty brow then.
Saliss stared at the liquid, and his mind was clear.

“This is the most dangerous weapon of war I’ve ever made.”

Saliss put the bottle down, then finally got some sleep.

——

In the inn, an old Drake mumbled something as he stared at the chessboard.

Chaldion Oliwing’s mouth was dry, but he got the word out after a few tries.

“…mate. Checkmate.”

His claw trembled as he stared at a piece on the board. A little white paw grabbed it,
and Mrsha wrote indignantly.

Chaldion, you can’t say that until you win! Okay, best out of forty-five! Here comes
my new [Strategist] class!

She sat down as Apista buzzed over to give her tips. One of these days, Mrsha
would win. The old [Strategist] stared at the pieces on the board.

“Checkmate.”

——

For Rose—

[Troublemaker Class obtained!]

[Troublemaker Level 4!]

[Skill – Eyes of True Self obtained!]

[Skill – Lesser Charisma obtained!]

[Skill – Allied Distress Call obtained!]

And for Saliss, the days got more interesting.

[Alchemiaform Oldblood, Grand Alchemist of War Level 56!]

[Skill – Seithore Basic Handling obtained!]

Author’s Note:

This is a reminder of two things to you. One—why I had to announce I’m moving
down to 30,000 words.

Doing two chapters doesn’t work. I thought to myself, ‘pirateaba’, because I think in
the third person, ‘pirateaba, you’ve got to do a short chapter because you’re too
tired to do the third Erin chapter justice’.

So I planned out a 10,000, maybe 15,000 word chapter about Saliss on Saturday,
after posting the last one. Did a pretty decent outline, then started the next day to
write it in one go. Edited Wednesday.

24,000 words.

Sigh.

Writing this many words does drain my energy battery considerably. Hopefully with
a day off, I’ll rally enough come Thursday to do the Erin chapter justice but this is
why. This is why.

Anyways, the other lesson is that you can’t just sit on your thumbs and wait to well,
write a chapter like this. There’s a good quote about hesitation. About waiting for
the ‘right moment’ and compromising until then.

I choose to apply it to arcs that aren’t easy, or fun for me to write. They have to
happen, and I cannot wait until I am in the right mood or have all my ducks in a row
because they never will be. It is imperfect; I was editing the last…five hours which is
why this chapter is out later than usual. But even if imperfect, we forge ahead.

Or sometimes, we take a break! Next month. I do think I’m willing to push harder this
month because of my vacation and the reduced workload next month. Did I mention
going on a vacation to a country? Do I tell people what country? Eh, you’ll never find
me in Puerto Rico. I hear it’s nice.

Wait, am I going to that country or another one? I’d better check my tickets. (A few
were being floated around, okay? I have tickets. I just don’t actually know which one
it is.)
That’s all from me! I’m tired. I wonder if anyone reads The Wandering Inn, in Puerto
Rico. I wonder what’s for dinner. I wonder how I’m going to finish this Author’s Note.

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