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Vicar of Wakefield
A TALE
SUPPOSED TO BE WRITTEN BY HIMSELF
By OLIVER GOLDSMITH
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NEW YORK
PUBLISHED BY HURD AND HOUGHTON
Catttiirttiffe: Cbe Ettemtie Press
1876
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COPYEIGHT, 1876,
By HTRD and HOUGHTON.
RIVERSIDE, CAMBRIDGE:
STEROTYPED AND PRINTED BY
H, 0. HOUGHTON AND COMPANY.
ADVERTISEMENT TO THE FIRST EDITION.
OLIVER GOLDSMITH.
I
I
OOISTTEE'TS.
INTRODUCTION. page
CHAPTER I.
CHAPTER II.
CHAPTER III.
CHAPTER IV.
CHAPTER V.
CHAPTER VL
The Happiness of a Country Fireside 34
IV CONTENTS.
CHAPTER Vin.
CHAPTER IX.
CHAPTER X.
CHAPTER XL
The Family still resolve to hold up their Heads 66
CHAPTER Xn.
Fortune seems resolved to humble the Family of Wakefield.
—
Mortifications are often more painful than Real Calamities, 73
CHAPTER XHL
Mr. Burchell is found to be an Enemy; for he has the Confi-
CHAPTER XIV.
CHAPTER XV.
All BIr. Burchell's Villainy at once detected. — The Folly of
being over-wise 93
CONTENTS. V
CHAPTER XVI. PAGE
The Family use Art, which is opposed with still greater . . 100
CHAPTER XVII.
CHAPTER XVni.
The Pursuit of a Father to reclaim a Lost Child to Virtue . . 119
CHAPTER XIX.
The Description of a Person discontented with the Present
Government, and apprehensive of the Loss of our Liberties, 125
CHAPTER XX.
The History of a Philosophic Vagabond, pursuing Novelty,
but losing Content 136
CHAPTER XXI.
The Short Continuance of Friendship among the Vicious,
which is coeval only with Mutual Satisfaction 156
CHAPTER XXII.
CHAPTER XXIII.
None but the Guiltj'- can be long and completely miserable . 173
CHAPTER XXIV.
Fresh Calamities 179
CHAPTER XXV.
No Situation, however wretched it seems, but has some Sort
of Comfort attending it 186
VI CONTENTS.
CHAPTER XXVir.
The same Subject continued 199
CHAPTER XXVIII.
Happiness and Misery Result of Prudence than of
i-ather the
Virtue in this Life Temporal Evils or Felicities being re-
;
CHAPTER XXIX.
The Equal Dealings of Providence demonstrated with regard
to the Happy and the Miserable here below. —
That from
the Nature of Pleasure and Pain, the Wretched must be re-
paid the Balance of their Sufferings in the Life hereafter . 219
CHAPTER XXX.
Happier Prospects begin to appear. —
Let us be inflexible, and
Fortune will at last change in our favor 225
CHAPTER XXXI.
Former Benevolence now repaid with Unexpected Interest . 236
CHAPTER XXXII.
The Conclusion 256
OLIVER GOLDSMITH AND THE
VICAR OF WAKEFIELD.
very pretty career that has been checked out for you.
I have been an usher at a boarding-school myself,
and may I die by an anodyne necklace, but I had
rather be an under-turnkey in Newgate. I was up
early and late ; I was brow-beat by the master, hated
for my ugly face by the mistress, worried by the
boys within, and never permitted to stir out to meet
civility abroad. But are you sure you are fit for a
school ? Let me examine you a little. Have you
been bred apprentice to the business ? No. Then
you won't do for a school. Can you dress the boys'
hair? No. Then you won't do for a school. Have
you had the small-pox ? No. Then you won't do
for a school. Can you lie three in a bed? No.
XIV OLIVER GOLDSMITH AND THE
3^ond record.
Yet all this time he was in debt. He did not want
because his work was ill paid or he was not indus-
trious, but because his money slipped through his
fingers, too volatile to hold it fast. Some of it went
upon his back in the odd finery which has stuck to
his reputation, but a large share went to the poor and
miserable. Look at the poor man lying dead in his
solitary chamber. " The staircase of Birch Court is
Lectorum veneratio.
Natus Hibemia, Forneite Lonfordiensis
in loco cui nomen Pallas
Nov. XXix. MDCCXXXI.
Eblanae literis institutus
Objit Londini
Apr. iv. MDCCLXxiv.
Englished thus by Mr. Forster.
OF OLIVER GOLDSMITH
Poet, Naturalist, Historian,
who left scarcely any kind of writing
untouched,
and touched nothing that he did not adorn
whether smiles were to be stirred
or tears,
:;
Here then is the book, yet I for one, would fain look
over the shoulder of the reader, re-read it myself, and *
CHAPTER I.
VICAR OF WAKEFIELD. 5
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had engraven upon his wife's tomb that she was the
only wife of William Whiston so I wrote a similar ;
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A MIGRATION. —
THE FORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES
OF OUR LIVES ARE GENERALLY FOUND AT LAST
TO BE OP OUR OWN PROCURING.
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became her.
The first Sunday in particular their behavior served
to mortify me I had desired my girls the preceding
;
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sentinel.
3
CHAPTER VI.
nest ; but helpless man can only find refuge from his
fellow creature. The greatest stranger in this world,
!
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you '11 not deny, that whatever is, is. If you don't
grant me that, I can go no further." "Why," re-
turned Moses, " I think I may grant that, and make
the best of it." " I hope, "too," returned the other,
" you '11 grant that a part is less than the whole." "I
grant that too," cried Moses, " it is but just and rea-
sonable." " I hope," cried the Squire, ''
you will not
VICAR OF WAKEFIELD. 43
" Very well," cried I, " that 's a good girl, I find you
are perfectly qualified for making converts ; and so
help your mother to make the gooseberry-pie."
CHAPTER VIII.
A BALLAD.
*' Turn, gentle Hermit of tlie dale,
And guide my lonely way,
To where yon taper cheers the vale
With hospitable ray.
'
' Here to the houseless child of want
My door is open still;
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50 VICAR OF WAKEFIELD.
*'
My father liv'd beside the Tyne,
A wealthy lord was he ;
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by a coup-de-main."
The two ladies, who affected to be ignorant of the
rest, seemed highly displeased with this last stroke of
VICAE OF WAKEFIELD. 61
" Well now Sophy, my child," said I, " and what sort
of a husband are you to have ? " " Sir," replied she,
" I am to have a Lord soon after my sister has mar-
ried the Squire." " How," cried I, " is that all you
not altogether like the scrubs about us." " You are
quite right, my dear," returned I, "and I was going
to make the very same proposal. The proper man-
ner of going is, to go there as early as possible, to
have time for meditation before the service begins."
" Phoo, Charles," interrupted she, '"
all that is very
true ; but not what I would be at. I mean, we
should go there genteelly. You know the church is
;
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— Fudge I
" Why, my dear," says the Lady, " you know my
reader and companion has left me, to be married to
Captain Roach, and as my poor eyes won't suffer me
to write myself, I have been for some time looking
out for another. A proper person is no easy matter
to find, and to be sure thirty pounds a year is a small
stipend for a well-bred girl of character, that can
read, write, and behave in company : as for the chits
about town, there is no bearing them about one." —
Fudge !
" That I know," cried Miss Skeggs, " by experi-
— Fudge !
tion.
;
CHAPTER XIL
FORTUNE SEEMS RESOLVED TO HUMBLE THE FAMILY
OF WAKEFIELD. MORTIFICATIONS ARE OFTEN
MORE PAINFUL THAN REAL CALAMITIES.
the families of the great ; but when one once gets in,
then, as Moses says, one may go to sleep." To this
VICAE OF WAKEFIELD. 77
know but where is the horse ? " "I have sold him,"
;
cried Moses, " for three pounds five shillings and two-
pence." Well done, my good boy," returned she
"
" I knew you would touch them off. Between our-
for double the money." " A fig for the silver rims,"
cried my wife in a passion :
" I dare swear they won't
returned she, " we have parted with the colt, and have
only got a gross of green spectacles, with copper rims
and shagreen cases ! A murrain take such trumpery.
The blockhead has been imposed upon, and should
have known his company better." " There, my
\
YICAE OF WAKEFIELD. 79
but the giant was soon up with them, and had they
not fled, would certainly have killed them every one.
They were all very joyful for this victory, and the
damsel who was relieved fell in love with the Giant,
and married him. They now traveled far, and farther
than I can tell, till they met with a company of rob-
bers. The Giant, for the first time, was foremost
now but the dwarf was not far behind. The battle
;
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awe, " I fear I have been too familiar ; but you '11
cried I, grasping his hand, " you are so far from dis-
Abraham," cried he, " go and get gold for this ; you'll
do it at neighbor Jackson's or anywhere." While the
fellow was gone, he entertained me with a pathetic
harangue on the great scarcity of silver, which I un-
dertook to improve, by deploring also the great
scarcity of gold ; so that by the time Abraham re-
turned, we had both agreed that money was never
so hard to be come at as now. Abraham returned
to inform us, that he had been over the whole fair,
CHAPTER XV.
ALL BURCHELL'S VILLAINY AT ONCE DE-
MR.
TECTED. THE FOLLY OF BEING OVER WISE.
lows
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resided."
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winking at us ;
''
and yet I dare say you can tell us
how many jokes go to an ounce." " I fancy, madam,"
returned Burchell, " you have been reading a jest
book this morning, that ounce of jokes is so very
good a conceit and ; yet, madam, I had rather see
half an ounce of understanding." "I believe you
might," cried my wife, still smiling at us, though the
laugh was against her ;
" and yet I have seen some
men pretend to understanding that have very little."
7
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an absolute promise.
My wife and daughters happening to return a visit
to neighbor Flamborough's, found that family
had
lately got their pictures drawn by a limner, who
traveled the country, and took likenesses for fifteen
shillings a head. As this family and ours had long a
sort of rivalry in point of taste, our spirit took the
102 VICAR OF WAKEFIELD.
tion.
she, " but do you know of any such person ? " " No,
madam," returned he, " it is imjDossible to know any
person that deserves to be her husband : she 's too
great a treasure for one man's possession ; she 's a
goddess ! Upon my soul, I speak what I think, she 's
an angel " " Ah, Mr. Thornhill, you only flatter
!
addresses.
CHAPTER XVII.
I found her one evening, after she had been for some
time supporting a fictitious gayety. " You now see,
gone from us forever." " Gone, child " " Yes, she !
good she was, and how charming till this vile mo-
;
cried the child " he only kissed her, and called her
;
his angel, and she wept very much, and leaned upon
his arm, and they drove off very fast." " She 's an
be to me. For the first time the very best may err ;
some distance
I thought I perceived Mr. Burchell at
from me but, as if he dreaded an interview, upon
:
" Now I read all the politics, that come out. The
" Daily," the "Public," the " Ledger," the "Chroni-
tinued he, " seems born to tread the stage. His voice,
his figure, and attitudes, are all admirable. We
caught him up accidentally in our journey down."
This account, in some measure, excited our curiosity,
and, at the entreaty of the ladies, I was prevailed
upon to accompany them to the play-house, which
was no other than a barn. As the company with
which I went was incontestibly the chief of the place,
we were received with the greatest respect, and
placed in the front seat of the theatre ; where we sat
for some time with no small impatience to see Horatio
make his appearance. The new performer advanced
at last ; and let parents think of my sensations by
their own, when I found it was my unfortunate son.
He was going to begin, when, turning his eyes upon
the audience, he perceived Miss Wilmot and me, and
stood at once speechless and immovable. The actors
behind the scene, who ascribed this pause to his nat-
ural timidity, attempted to encourage him ; but in-
VICAR OF WAKEFIELD. 135
"
did the learned world say to your paradoxes ?
" no, sir," returned he, " a true poet can never
be so base ; for wherever there is genius, there is
'•
Now, therefore, I began to associate with none
but disappointed authors like myself, who praised, de-
plored, and despised each other. The satisfiiction we
found in every celebrated writer's attempts, was in-
versely as their merits. I found that no genius in
another could please me. My unfortunate paradoxes
had entirely dried up that source of comfort. I could
neither read nor write with satisfaction ; for excel-
lence in another way was my aversion, and writing
was my trade.
" In the midst of these gloomy reflections, as I was
one day sitting on a bench in St. James's park, a
young gentleman of distinction, who had been my in-
but Mr. Crispe at last came down, and all our mur-
murs where hushed. He deigned to regard me with
an air of peculiar approbation, and indeed he was the
first man who for a month past had talked to me with
overlooked it.
and, if I may
it, saw both sides of the pic-
so express
ture. My remarks, however, are but few I found :
j
erty himself, as not to be desirous of subjecting the
' will of some individuals in society to his own.
" Upon my England I resolved to pay
arrival in
my respects first to you, and then to enlist as a volun-
teer in the first exi^edition that was going forward
but on my journey down my resolutions were
VICAE OF WAKEFIELD. 155
for him.
He had formerly made us the most kind assurance
of using his interest to serve the family ; but now his
you do nothing but soak with the guests all day long;
whereas, if a spoonful of liquor were to cure me of a
fever, I never touch a drop." I now found what she
-
but his honor." " What! " interrupted I, " and were
3^ou indeed married by a priest, and in orders?"
" Indeed, sir, we were," replied she, " though we were
both sworn to conceal his name." "Wliy, then, my
child, come to my arms again : and now you are a
thousand times more welcome than before ; for you
are now his wife to all intents and purposes : nor can
all the laws of man, though written upon tables of
adamant, lessen the force of that sacred connection."
" Alas, papa," replied she, " you are but little ac-
quainted with his villainies ; he has been married
already by the same priest to six or eight wives more,
whom, like me, he has deceived and abandoned."
" Has he so ? " cried I, " then we must hang the
priest, and you shall inform against him to-morrow."
— " But, sir," returned she, " will that be right, when
I am sworn to secresy ? " " My dear," I replied,
''
you have made such a promise, I cannot, nor will
if
I tempt you
to break it. Even though it may benefit
the public, you must not inform against him. In all
human institutions a smaller evil is allowed to procure
a greater good; as, in politics, a province may be
given to secure a kingdom ; in medicine, a limb may
VICAR OF WAKEFIELD. 165
to her heart : but she loves you still, Olivia, and will
forget it."
CHAPTER XXII.
OFFENCES AKE EASILY PARDONED WHERE THERE
IS LOVE AT BOTTOM.
" where are my two little ones ? " " They are burnt
flexible.
" Why, my I, " why will you thus
treasures," cried
attempt to persuade me to the thing that is not right ?
My duty has taught me to forgive him but my con- ;
so" —
I then turned to my wife and children, and directed
them to get together what few things were left us,
and to prepare immediately for leaving this place. I
entreated them to be expeditious, and desired my son
VICAR OF WAKEFIELD. 185
" That 's unfortunate," cried he, " as you are allowed
here nothing but straw, and your apartment is very
large and cold. However, you seem to be something
of a gentleman, and as I have been one myself in my
time, part of my bed-clothes are heartily at your ser-
vice."
I thanked him, professing my surjDrise at finding
fluence."
I thanked him, and could not avoid being surprised
at the present youthful change in his aspect for at ;
tection. And yet how are you more wise ? You are
all seeking comfort from one that has already be-
trayed you, applying to a more malicious being than
any thief-taker of them all for they only decoy, and;
is worst of all, will not let you loose after the hang-
man is done."
When I had concluded, I received the compliments
of my audience, some of whom came and shook me
by the hand, swearing that I was a very honest fel-
"
and amusing."
"Not much of either," returned Mr. Jenkinson.
" Those relations which describe the tricks and vices
capijtal.
"
one pang, break my child's heart with a thousand ?
He acquiesced in the justice of this answer, but
could not avoid observing, that he feared my daugh-
ter's life was already too much wasted to keep me
long a prisoner. However," continued he, " though
"
1 '*
I have sent a challenge, and that is death bj a late Act of
Parliament." — First Edit.
218 VICAR OF WAKEFIELD.
all the ties that held it down to earth, and will pre-
for them.
And shall these things be ours ? Ours they will
certainly be if we but try for them ; and what is a
comfort, we are shut out from many temptations that
would retard our pursuit. Only let us try for them,
and they will certainly be ours ; and what is still a
comfort, shortly too ; for if we look back on a past
life, it appears but a very short span, and whatever
we may think of the rest of life, it will yet be found
of less duration ; as we grow seem to
older, the days
grow shorter, and our intimacy with time ever lessens
the perception of his stay. Then let us take comfort
now, for we shall soon be at our journey's end ; we
shall soon lay down the heavy burden laid by Heaven
upon us ; and though death, the only friend of the
wretched, for a little while mocks the weary traveler
with the view, and like his horizon still flies before
him yet the time will certainly and shortly come,
;
mind was noble, but now I find it so. But tell me,
my dear child, how thou hast been relieved, or who
the ruffians were who carried thee away."
VICAR OF WAKEFIELD. 227
" I again find," said he, " unthinking boy, that the
same crime " —
But here he was interrupted by one
of tlie jailer's who came to inform us that
servants,
a person of distinction, who had driven into town
with a chariot and several attendants, sent his respects
to the gentleman that was with us, and begged to
know when he should think proper to be waited
upon. "Bid the fellow wait," cried our guest, " till
I shall have leisure to receive him " and then turn- ;
ing to my son, " I again find, sir," proceeded he, " that
you are guilty of the same offence, for which you once
had my reproof, and for which the law is now prepar-
ing its justest pvmishments. You imagine, perhaps,
that a contempt for your own life gives you a right
to take that of another : but where, sir, is the differ-
ence between a duellist who hazards a life of no
value, and the murderer who acts with greater secu-
rity ? Is it any diminution of the gamester's fraud,
"
when he alleges that he has staked a counter ?
" Alas, sir," cried I, " whoever you are, pity the
all ragged as he was, upon his knee, " What, Bill, you
so unexpected.
Nor can T go on without a reflection on those ac-
cidental meetings, which, though they happen every
day, seldom excite our surprise but upon some ex-
traordinary occasion. To what a fortuitous concur-
rence do we not owe every pleasure and convenience
of our lives ! How many seeming accidents must
unite before we can be clothed or fed ! The peasant
must be disposed to labor, the shower must fall, the
wind fill the merchant's sail, or numbers must want
the usual supply.
We all continued silent for some moments, while
my charming pupil, which was the name T generally
gave this young lady, united in her looks compassion
and astonishment, which gave new fiuishings to her
beauty. '• Indeed, my dear Mr. Thornhill," cried she
VICAR OF WAKEFIELD. 243
must confess, sir," cried he, " that your present dis-
appointment does not entirely displease me. Your
immoderate passion for wealth is now justly pun-
ished. But though the young lady cannot be rich,
she has still a competence sufficient to give content.
Here you see an honest young soldier, who is willing
to take her without fortune : they have long loved
each other ; and for the friendship I bear his father,
my interest shall not be wanting in his promotion.
Leave, then, that ambition which disappoints you, and
foronce admit that happiness which courts your ac-
ceptance."
" Sir William," replied the old gentleman, " be
assured I never yet forced her inclinations, nor will I
now. If she still continues to love this young gen-
tleman, let her have him with all my fieart. There
is still, thank Heaven, some fortune left, and your
promise will make it Only let my
something more.
old friend here (meaning me) give me a promise of
settling six thousand pounds upon my girl, if ever he
should come to his fortune, and I am ready this night
to be the first to join them together."
As it now remained with me to make the young
couple happy, I readily gave a promise of making
the settlement he required, which to one who had
such little expectations as I, was no great favor. We
had now therefore the satisfaction of seeing them fly
into each other's arms in transport. " After all my
misfortunes," cried my son George, "'
to be thus re-
warded ! Sure this is more than I could ever have
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squibs."
"I am surprised," said the Baronet, "what the
Jenkinson ;
" and make much of her, for she is your
own honorable child, and as honest a woman as any
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now saw the gulf of infamy and want before him, and
trembled to take the plunge. He therefore fell on
his knees, before his uncle, and in a voice of piercing
misery implored compassion. Sir William was going
;
not have him " " No, sir, never," replied she angrily
!
" I 'd sooner die first." " If that be the case then,"
cried he, " if you will not have him —I think I must
have you myself." And so saying, he caught her to
his breast with ardor. " My loveliest, my most sen-
sible of girls," cried he, " how could you ever think
"
part with this young lady myself, for she has taken a
fancy to the cut of my face, all the recompense I can
make is to give you her fortune ; and you may call
upon my steward to-morrow for five hundred 23ounds."
Thus we had all our compliments to repeat, and Lady
Thornhill underwent the same round of ceremony
that her sister had done before. In the mean time,
Sir William's gentleman appeared to tell us that the
equipages were ready to carry us to the inn, where
everything was prepared for our reception. My wife
and I led the van, and left those gloomy mansions of
sorrow. The generous Baronet ordered forty pounds
to be distributed among the prisoners, and Mr. Wil-
mot, induced by his example, gave half that sum.
We were received below by the shouts of the villa-
gers, and I saw and shook by the hand two or three of
my honest parishioners, who were among the number.
They attended us to our inn, where a sumptuous en-
tertainment was provided, and coarser provisions were
distributed in great quantities among the populace.
VICAR OF WAKEFIELD. 255
THE CONCLUSION.
side. My two little ones sat upon each knee, the rest
of the company by their partners. I had nothing
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