LAST CHANCE TO WIN OUR DATSUN 2802X MORGAN \'\ | [4 incl | =. NUDE! OUR COVER GIRL { SIAN ADEY-JONES SHOWS WHAT TURNED LEE MAJORS ON! NIKKO: erotic pHotos or AMERICA’S * 1 SHE-MALE (38 Topside, 8’ Hard Below) ‘OCT/NOV. 1982 FOC 67400/83.50 o ‘aniMUSCULAR SCANDINAVIAN LESBIANS BEND AND JAT FOR SWEATY SEX Page 65.WRITE ONI Male Call SNATCHES Mountain Mama, Rah Rah Raunch & Cabin Flasher MICKEY When She Grabs Your Balls, Yell Slider Photography/Stephen Hicks CANDY's BOX Sexy Samples SEXSCOPE Spunk Sagas 1AM...A NYMPHO. NURSE She kept her white unit ‘and all the sheets —w starched! AS told to D. Farley Iustration by Dale Sizer ‘THE CHATEAU: FIRST CHURCH OF B&D! VELVET Visits Hollywood's S&M Dungeon Photo Report/ Joe! L. Holeman, & Craig Moderno EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: MORGAN FAIRCHILD NUDE! Flarningo Road's Villainess Strips For Seduction uz This Month's Centerspread Girl Is More Than A Fistful Photography/80b NIKKO: AMERICA'S #1 ‘SHE-MALE ‘At 38.-26-36—Ang B inches— She's VEwer's Hottest He Photography/Laura Bergman Interview/J. Diamond Dobbs SIAN ADEY-JONES Lee Majors’ Main Squeeze Looks Like 6 Million Dollars Photography by ROR Gym auim These Athletes Run Out OF Breath After The First 20 Laps Photography/Ushi SEX ODDITY: BIG BERTHA You Won't Believe Her Big, Fucking Tsl Photography/Placebo Jones EROTIC MOVIES Peaches & Cream, The Playait Blonde Goddess SEXIEST GIRL CONTEST Homespunk Honeys Spread For Snapshots VELVET SNEAK PEEK Prurient Preview Of Our Next issue LAST LAUGH ‘And Now An Editorial Cartoor/Bob Vojtko VELVET 3Sex Humor, News and Comment from Around the World AN MAA EO gle ene Oe ecard os eb Tsing reac eo eee acne “sc2.|| INSPIRATION ‘utana cs _ PO. 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Heletme i anner e page, of ‘who'd been puting the make on me fordaye He was a year ors young. (than me, a oce ealege footba Stayer wt roe ng ng ‘aimough his leg was bandaged angi action he was an appealing ‘ecman, aight andi knew Td be fabletomanage Thistime instoad! Shandon, | wanted tuck ‘Special Weatment ie recom mended aid,4 VELVET Visits An Emporium Of Fantasy Fulfillment, Psycho- Drama and Fetish Counseling! =a ts Miers ‘ig UU CS Bae[4 \Wea8 N mi ACen gf ulOCTOBER 1982Orel sacle— GYMQUIMRaunchy IROL TOZ | ’ rece and Rated 1 also has to learn hc smile. Her sour puss (I ‘iknow if she also has a sour pussy because | haven't worked with her yet) tends to put you off. A pubic pout that you'd like to stick your dick into is one thing, but Tara's perpetual sneer invites you to stick your fist in her face. Babe is a fashion model who inherits a lot of money and discovers that the life ofthe idle rich can become a bit of an idle bitch. She decides to use her money to produce a play, a sexy version of "Oedipus Rex, and picks handsome stage had Collins (played by talented newcomer Roderic Pierce) to put it gether In return, she gets Chad's services in a kind of open marriage. Ambitiously and imag} natively mounted, Babe maximizes its masturbatory BABE tarring Although Tara Aire | vehic and title young Eileen Brennan, has although for some } all the physical requisites, scowls her way through a dozen of has been appear | reason they bill her as and even a few mental gin several tea- | Bobbi Jackson). I's also a | ones, to survive in the X- tures (including Harold | relatively sweet slice of rated jungle. But she | Limes Centerspreac explicit sinematics, needs to let her hair down Girls), Babe is her first Ae, who looks like a (literally) more often, and VELVET rates uncensored porn fins based on originality, sex ‘action, character development, plot and production quality, The folowing symbole mdicato each tims standing wit. VELET® reviewers Legs wide open—op teh fim, V Legs three-fourths open few flaws Legs closed a bom VELVET #9direc need ai Samantha Fo) to or adherence to the Comics Co great suppor la (lormer | Sanders (above, below) rai formance, Pi v ina Brit in Blonde Goddess. ck that acts like it s to go dowr on). In the nick of time, Veronica Hart hi Elmo arrives to save J: role that does e fe. But he's captivated by to take oft all the beauty of Amorelia. § captivated, in fact, that she keeps returning to each of his subsequent fantasies. Punctuating these ep) sodes and bringing the ac. tion back to reality, Elmo’ i ww York boss, Robert T. Fish, be: Jollywood, Mexico 3s him for bis lurid ingland on lascivious comic strip crea. lions. There's too much skin and lust going on. It seems. that Fish is in turn under Farnsworth of the Comics ‘ode, a sexually repressed jore than she. The final fantasy, set it ‘Smathers (Jonath the re, 1s the cant separate himselt from best. Elmo appears as Tony his pulp fantasy creation: struction worker At the beginning of the film, astrobiologist (777) of his he ngle who rescues two ladies Jane, is menace from being forced into les mysterious city slic ian foreplay by galactic heart o overlord Magazon. Elmo American rai manages to save the day ear Is 19; and ladies for himsel ble to believe t ally, he and Amorella 4 VELVETgage in a free-fall-to-06. stasy fuck scene that mixes hallucinatory and horny elements Back on earth, Freda fi nally succumbs to her re- pressed sexuality and tum- bles with Fish, leaving Elmo tree at last to pursue his own fantasies and join Amorelia in permanent passion Blonde Goddess is so fich in fantasy and sex. uality that i's exemplary of the almost perfect porn picture. Fantasies are sat isfied, adventures occur, and everyone looks abso- lutely ravishing. Blonde Goddess is a beauty.—Dan Bottstein THE PLAYGIRL Roberta Findlay is too good of a direc tor to make a film this listless. Technically, The Playgirl moves along better than most films, and production values are very good. But somewhere along the line, Ms. Findlay forgot she was making a fuck movie. Part of the problem is the star, Veronica Hart, who has become X-dom's most ‘over-exposed, over-hyped and—in my opinion—over- rated star. Though a de. ccent actress, she's mono. Dead Ten in porn, but his een reiationship with Veronica Hart has become formula, You know he's going to get her in the end—and who cares? After all, you've already seen them fuck fifty times be: fore. You might as well go home and fuck your old Blonde Goddess (above left), but Veronica Hart lies only standard fa jabove right, The Playgirl has some other good talent but it's all wasted, Tiffany Clark walks inand out of the picture without much sexual com: ‘mitment, and Candida Roy. alle is completely thrown away in one tame pillow ‘scene in which she swaps spit with Tiffany. Since her marriage to a porn pro: ducer, Candida has be come a real wet blanket so why use her? Merle Michaels is also ill-used in single scene that treats her ike an extra, when in fact she's a hot litle star in her own right and damned {good on the screen when she's properly showcased. Samantha Fox turns in a good performance as a omy but square office girl, but for some reason she ‘chromatic. Once you've seen her giggle through an ankles-high fuck or a cock: tonguing, you've pretty sort of blend together after ‘AS for plot, forg Compounding the prob: lem, she's matched again with Richard Bolla, Bolla is one of the better leading dead in its tracks. When the credits roll at the end, val range. All of Hart’ filmsyou wonder what hap: ened. Did somebody lose the last reel? Overall, The Playgirl is a bad accident that shouldn't have happened. Perhaps director Findlay, looking to make something main stream, lost sight of her real audience—J.0. Dobbs PEACHES AND CREAM rated filmmakers nd adult film distributors essentially dwell in the Avis end of the cinematic world: it goes without saying that they should try harder, Once ina while, however, both parties combine inan effort that strongly suggests that neither one of them tried (let alone, hard) at all In fact, you ‘might say that Essex’s Peaches and Cream is such a sorry state of Copulating celluloid, it Hertz (sic) The tired tale of a testy twat who trades the haystacks of her youth for some penthouse bedsprings, only to discover the error of her lays, Peaches and Cream should have been called You Can't Go Ho-Hum Again Although someone named Abigail Reed i topbilled (| suspect thi she read the three-page script and bailed out of the project before it was too late, leaving Essex holding the credit bag), Annette Haven stars, and the Queen of Quim is her usual pretty lifeless self. Annette ‘once confided to me that she caretully picks her film roles, but after enduring her in Seven Seductions (See VELVET July 82) and in this thing, | suspect I pick my nose with more concern, Ifyou can keep your eyes open long enough, you'll find the likes of Paul Thomas, Jerry Heath, Chelsea McClane, Jessie ‘Adams, Holly McCall and Don Hart joining Annette in this foray of futile ‘Annette Haven goes from fucking bumpkin Jerry h (below) to licking city slicker Chels McClane (above) in Peaches And C: REEL ADVICE Coo VEWET presents the following (uide for fims we've reviewed that might be hiting your area ‘about now. The same rating Symbols apply for these as or the reviews. Allratings are based on uncensored versions ofthe fms. Night Dreams QV) oorsiny tents ‘The Blonde Next Door Danial, Lisa Deleeuw prea Georgina Spetvin V Ring of De: evinvay, Ores “Little French Maid Connie Peterson Exhausted “John Holmes bio + Skintight ‘Annette Haven, Maria Tortuga “American Desire iysa Thatcher + Wild Dalias Honey Honey Wider Nothing to Hide jionn Leste, Richard Pacheco « Between the Sheets Veronica Han.) Reynolds ‘Aunt Peg's Fuililment “het anderson “interlude of Lust Karen Hall, eon Marlowe fornication. Only Dale Meador as Haven's lusting step-father, and Tony Richards as her gurusike pimp manage to keep Peaches and Cream moving in a manner other than alimentary, Porn vet Robert McCallum shot and directed, and retired adult actor John Seeman produced. Both gentlemen should have blown, | mean, known better. WM & + Indecent Exposure Richard Bolla, Eric Edwards +The Dancers Seven Seductions of Madame Lau + Skin on Ski 86 VELVETis a graduate ick riding ‘one of her if to orgasm. cartoonist Bob Vojtko. “I'm pretty b. with names," she sald, when we asked her about Bob. Then she add P'm real good with faces. Es} when I sit on "em: . Photography By Larry M WIN S50 AND A CHANCE FOR A MODELING ASSIGNMENT IN VELVE VELVET once again offers beautiful women the opportunity to turn an amateur modeling session with a lover into a photo-spread in VELVET. Send us a clear, color picture of your favorite woman in the nude, and if we use your entry we'll pay $50. The grand prize winner and her photographer will spend an all-expenses-paid weekend in Los Angeles, and she will be photographed for a feature spread in VELVET. All entries must be accompanied by the completed model re! form (on page 90) and proof of age. VELVET 87In next month's VELVET you'll see: S RAVEN, A HOLLYWOOD HOOKER: A vicious pimp put her on the streets when she was 15 years old. Since then, she's been terrorized by pimps, ripped off by tricks and busted by vice cops. In ten years she made several hundred thousand dollars—and doesn't have a dime to show for it. But now she's ready to tell the real story about “working girls” instead of the bullshit you've read in other magazines. You don't want to miss what this gutsy lady has to say in an exclusive interview, nor what she does in a special VELVET pictorial DENVER, THE MILE-HIGH, WIDE-OPEN CITY: After you see our simmering 14-page pictorial on America’s newest sin city at the foot of the Rockies, you'll be gassin’ up your heap and heading for Colorado. CIRCUS MAXIMUS, AMERICA’S MOST EXOTIC PAMPER PALACE: In an exclusive pictorial, VELVET takes you inside a luxurious Los Angeles massage parlor fit for a king, SEXUAL ODDITY: If you think Big Bertha is awesome and outrageous, wait till you see next month's lady. “Sex freak” takes on a new meaning in a photo layout so bizarre you won't know whether to beat off or go into shock. VELVETS SNEAK PEEK CELEBRITY NUDE: We're not telling who our mystery celebrity is going to be, but we can tell you that she'll be more exciting in VELVET than you've ever seen her before. PLUS: VELVET's own special brand of stunning beauties, wacked-out humor, and erotic reading material guaranteed to smudge under your hot, ‘sweaty thumbs. Don't miss the December VELVET, on sale on October 27, VELVET 97LIZ WILL LEAVE A LUMP IN YOUR THROAT— AND ELSEWHERE— Page 44.