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Y ou can learn a lot about authors from their book-jacket photos. That’s why
they put it there in the �rst place—that, and so if you �nd yourself reading
“My Struggle” on the subway across from Karl Ove Knausgaard, you can
recognize him and berate him for stealing your idea to write a six-book series
about a guy named Karl Ove Knausgaard. Below, �nd a handy index of what,
exactly, a book-jacket photo says about the book’s author.
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Blurry Photo
Photo Where the Author’s Hair Is Frizzy, His Clothes Don’t Fit, and He’s
Wearing Un�attering Seventies-Style Glasses
Poet.
Cartoon
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When this author’s book was being pitched to the publisher of the imprint, the
publisher asked, “Is this author hot?” The editor was, like, “Uh . . . does it
matter?” Apparently, someone decided it mattered. (This book is a how-to
guide for reading tarot.)
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Lady who writes historical �ction that is very, very, very, very lewd.
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The author was going to pay for head shots but then thought, Wait, my friend
Pete takes pretty good photos. Why don’t I have him just take a picture of me?
When the publisher was buying the book, she asked if the author was hot and
then freaked out because this is supposed to be a work of literary �ction, and if
they don’t �nd a way to make the author less hot, no one is going to take it
seriously. (This book is a novel about a woman who reads tarot.)
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British.
First of all, this author wants you to know he’s fuckable. Second of all, this is
Walt Whitman, hat icon.
If you were born after 1995, this is just an author photo. If you were born
before 1995, this is an act of violence.
You have never heard of this person, but your dad is obsessed with him. He
sells sixty million books a year, and he makes more money in a month than you
will make in your entire life.
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This author is thrilled to be old enough that no one is trying to �gure out if
she’s hot—that way, she can �nally just focus on her work. (Her book is a
seventy-eight-poem collection. Every poem is inspired by a different tarot card
—it’s not for everyone.)
No Author Photo
Thomas Pynchon.
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Blythe Roberson is the author of “How to Date Men When You Hate Men”and “America
The Beautiful?.”
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