- Albanians are aliens that came to the Earth in 3000 BC.

- Their leader, whom they call the Albane, resides on the mothership, which is
currently orbiting Neptune.
- Currently they reside in Albania. Their language is unique and not part of any
langauge family because they are aliens. They also do not have McDonald's there
because they're aliens.
- The Alanians built the Pyramids of Giza using their advanced technology and
Egyptian slave labour.
- At around 2500 BC they used up all human females by experimenting on them. They
replaced them with convincing robots that don't know they're robots.
- The men are all real and legitimate human beings because the Albanians only used
several thousand in their experiments, as opposed to the millions of women they
used, which drove them to extinction.
- The robot women have 3D printers inside that print out human babies (if male) or
new robots (if female).
- Their blood is filled with nanites that look exactly like red blood cells that
carry oxygen and replacement artificial cells made in the 3D printer.
- The women are made of biomatter, except for the nanites in their blood, which is
why it isn't obvious that they're robots.