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Page Contents
1. COVER
2. CONTENTS PAGE
3. HEADLINES
4. RESULTS
5. GAME OF THE WEEK
6. GAME OF THE WEEK
7. NFC STANDINGS
8. AFC STANDINGS
9. TOP PERFORMANCES OF THE WEEK (TEAMS)
10. TOP PERFORMANCES OF THE WEEK (PLAYERS)
11. LEAGUE LEADERS (PLAYERS)
12. LEAGUE LEADERS (PLAYERS)
13. LEAGUE LEADERS (TEAMS)
14. COMMERCIAL BREAK: CHAOS COLA
15. FEATURE: SHOWDOWN AT THE GRITZ
16. STAR PROFILE: JEM GOLDSTAR/LOW EXPECTATIONS
17. GAZ ATTACK
18. FRAN REPORTS
19. THE EVIL GITS PLAYBOOK
20. DEAD, DEAD, DEAD
21. PREVIEW OF NEXT WEEK
This Week’s Contributors
Cover, Page 4,5,14,15,16, Knute Rock-Knee (Insta: @NAF_2489_90)
Page: 18, 19,C.Z.Matic
Page: 15 (Illustration) Pete Knifton (1988)
Page: 17 WT Brown @ScorpusFlex | Linktree
DISCLAIMER: This book is a work of fan fiction based on the game ‘Blood Bowl’ which is owned by
Games Workshop. The book uses intellectual property without permission, no challenge is intended.
This fanzine is produced solely as a hobby-based project and is not commercially available.
Key
The table above reveals the following information from left to right:
Home team name/ Home team score (TD)/ Away team score (TD)/ Away team name/ Fat’l=Home
Fatalities caused/ Away Fatalities caused*
* Fatalities Caused includes opposition players, opposition staff, officials and members of the public.
“Puggy’s calling an
This is a risky play, Jim. The
audible. Oh, this is
way the Grasshuggers
interesting, it looks like
defense is playing today,
they’re going for the
they’ll be licking their lips,
Jumbo package.”
at this opportunity.
TOTALS 52 0 27 4 0 2 0 0
Sent Off: Bidlo Merrymeal;
MATCH FACTS
ATTENDANCE: 18,748
VENUE: Dinner Dome, Greenfield
MVP: Ernald Spiritburner (Greenfield Grasshuggers)
REFEREE: Götz Gober (Reikland)
STANDINGS WEEK 9
W L T PF PA FF FA
Darkside Cowboys 8 1 0 26 9 9 1
Athelorn Avengers 5 4 0 21 18 2 1
Evil Gits 5 4 0 21 21 5 0
Everbold Unicorns 4 5 0 17 19 1 3
Greenfield Grasshuggers 1 8 0 10 26 1 6
W L T PF PA FF FA
Vynheim Valkyries 9 0 0 27 8 36 0
Dwarf Giants 6 2 1* 24 12 16 1
Nurgle's Rotters 5 4 0 21 17 36 1
Asgard Ravens 2 7 0 12 23 5 5
Lowdown Rats 0 9 0 2 27 2 9
W L T PF PA FF FA
Creeveland Crescents 7 1 1 25 13 10 0
Dwarf Warhammerers 5 4 0 21 14 12 4
Skaven Scramblers 4 5 0 19 18 6 4
Southstorm Squids 3 6 0 12 22 1 3
Bluebay Crammers 0 9 0 10 27 1 8
W L T PF PA FF FA
Orcland Raiders 7 2 0 25 14 10 3
Galadrieth Gladiators 4 5 0 20 20 7 7
Worlds Edge Wanderers 4 5 0 19 22 9 3
Lustria Croakers 2 7 0 19 24 5 1
Hobgoblin Team 0 9 0 5 27 3 11
*= Game abandoned
Key:
The table above reveals the following information
W=Games won; L=Games lost; T=Games drawn/abandoned (*=game abandoned)
PF=TD scored; PA=TD Conceded; FF=Fatalities For; FA=Fatalities Against
Fatalities For (FF) includes: Opposition Players, staff, officials and members of the public.
Fatalities Against includes: Players only
STANDINGS WEEK 9
W L T PF PA FF FA
Reikland Reavers 9 0 0 27 7 13 1
Gouged Eye 7 2 0 24 12 11 3
Naggaroth Nightwings 6 3 0 20 17 10 4
Underworld Creepers 3 6 0 17 24 7 7
Bluchen Berserkers 2 6 1 17 21 12 4
W L T PF PA FF FA
Champions of Death 7 2 0 23 13 10 -
Middenheim Marauders 6 3 0 23 14 12 2
Albion Wanderers 4 5 0 17 18 4 3
Arctic Cragspiders 4 5 0 18 20 9 4
Icecastle Wolves 2 7 0 13 24 6 3
W L T PF PA FF FA
Chaos All-Stars 9 0 0 27 11 13 3
Khain's Killers 8 1 0 24 16 7 3
Bright Crusaders 5 4 0 22 19 3 1
Oldheim Ogres 2 6 1* 17 24 18 2
Scarcrag Snivellers 0 9 0 5 27 0 9
W L T PF PA FF FA
Elfheim Eagles 7 2 0 24 17 2 1
Westside Werewolves 5 3 1* 23 16 8 3
Bruendar Grimjacks 5 3 1 22 21 6 1
Dark Renegades 4 5 0 19 20 5 2
Stunted Stoutfellows 1 8 0 10 26 0 8
*= Game abandoned
Key:
The table above reveals the following information
W=Games won; L=Games lost; T=Games drawn/abandoned (*=game abandoned)
PF=TD scored; PA=TD Conceded; FF=Fatalities For; FA=Fatalities Against
Fatalities For (FF) includes: Opposition Players, staff, officials and members of the public.
Fatalities Against includes: Players only
WEEK 9 TOP PERFORMANCES
(TEAMS)
GALADRIETH CHAOS
GLADIATORS ALL-STARS
WEEK 9 TOP PERFORMANCES
(PLAYERS)
MOST TOUCHDOWNS
Lucien Swift 3 Withergrasp Doubledrool 3
Galadrieth Gladiators Middenheim Marauders
MOST FATALITIES
Glart Smashrip 3 Hurgug Kuzkuz 3
Skaven Scramblers Oldheim Ogres
MOST BLOCKS
‘Pick' Seamsunder 20 Rip Sorepain 21
Dwarf Giants Gouged Eye
RUSHING LEADERS
PLAYER PACES TEAM
Kurt Livingrock 556 Dwarf Giants
V Ghoul-Chewer 538 Gouged Eye
W Doubledrool 525 Middenheim Marauders
Max Fullmoon 446 Westside Werewolves
Morboth Evil-Smell 432 Nurgle's Rotters
Griff Oberwald 428 Reikland Reavers
Hubris Rakarth 426 Darkside Cowboys
Lavesil Darkshade 418 Naggaroth Nightwings
Laxon Hrull 413 Chaos All-Stars
Gregor Meissan 400 Reikland Reavers
PASSING LEADERS
PLAYER PACES TEAM
Valen Swift 1442 Elfheim Eagles
Jem Goldstar 1316 Athelorn Avengers
Pern Faction 1269 Everbold Unicorns
Moravis Curfew 1247 Darkside Cowboys
Jacob von Altdorf 1203 Reikland Reavers
Egon Saintlyburg 1176 Bright Crusaders
Harg Vainkill 1131 Gouged Eye
Gulden von Sulkhof 1068 Middenheim Marauders
Rudolf Runespear 1034 Vynheim Valkyries
Luthor von Hawkfire 1020 Chaos All-Stars
TOP SCORERS
PLAYER TD TEAM
Griff Oberwald 16 Reikland Reavers
W Doubledrool 13 Middenheim Marauders
Laxon Hrull 12 Chaos All-Stars
Highelm Lyrpadre 12 Elfheim Eagles
Vinny Valhalla 12 Vynheim Valkyries
Varag Ghoul-Chewer 11 Gouged Eye
Crour Nightshade 11 Khain’s Killers
Hoshi Komi 10 Creeveland Crescents
Quetzal Leap 10 Lustria Croakers
Rasta Tailspike 10 Skaven Scramblers
LEAGUE LEADERS (PLAYERS)
LEADING KILLERS
PLAYER FATALITIES TEAM
Grimwold Grimbreath 15 Dwarf Giants
Ramtut the Third 12 Champions of Death
Zug 12 Reikland Reavers
Bilerot Vomitflesh 11 Nurgle's Rotters
Ivar the Boneless 11 Vynheim Valkyries
Morg N'Thorg 10 Chaos All-Stars
Wormhowl Greyscar 9 Arctic Cragspiders
Rrr'krag Smma'gugg 9 Creeveland Crescents
Hawthorn Tullaris 8 Darkside Cowboys
Glart Smashrip 8 Skaven Scramblers
INTERCEPTION LEADERS
PLAYER INT’S TEAM
Hubris Rakarth 11 Darkside Cowboys
Lottabottol 9 Lustria Croakers
Quetzal Leap 7 Lustria Croakers
Jordell Freshbreeze 6 Athelorn Avengers
Slarga Fourstike 6 Bluchen Berserkers
Hoshi Komi 6 Creeveland Crescents
Tuern Redvenom 6 Dark Renegades
Highelm Lyrpadre 6 Elfheim Eagles
Wilhelm Chaney 6 Westside Werewolves
Spider Smith 5 Chaos All-Stars
LEAGUE LEADERS (TEAMS)
Star Spotlight
career. Although they lost all five games, the cold
turkey the Halflings served in their post-match
feast weaned him off his destructive habit. Clean
again, he regained his focus and professionalism.