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Dead Special Crabs, Dan Kitrosser (Contemporary Comedic)
Dead Special Crabs, Dan Kitrosser (Contemporary Comedic)
Dan Kitrosser
Comic
Loomer, twenty
Lawrence Harbison 49
quet. I’m so shy, I usually just go and pretend I’m buy-
ing something—do you need any shoe laces? But get
this—(He pulls out a piece of paper.) “Along the Sea: A
Poetry Tour along the Coast with Virgil McGillicutty.”
Bangor, Maine. Myrtle, Massachusettes. Hoboken, New
Jersey. Baltimore, Maryland. Shreveport, Louisiana.
Napalm Beach, Florida. June, we are going to Virgil’s
poetry readings. Oh I might not have the courage at first,
but I know, eventually, if I keep going to these things,
that I’ll have enough gumption to walk up to him and
say, “Hi, we kissed once while your Grandmother was
in my Aunt Missy’s bathroom, will you be my date to
my sister’s wedding?”