Today is the day all of my friends from the ENTP server are coming over!

I'm planning for it to be a chill

night. Weed, alcohol and GTA 5. I also have cocaine if anyone is interested, and I own overcooked on my
ps4 if we get bored of GTA. So yeah I think it's gonna be pretty lit.
There's a knock at the door. They're here already? Omg!
I hurry to open the door. Ban and Mai! So happy you're here. And so early too. Welcome! I love your
dress, Mai!
They take interest in my cats and decide to play with them for a bit while we wait for the rest of the
crew.
Soon there is another knock on the door. Before I can open it myself, Rudy walks in, followed by Strio and
Dan. Uh, hold on a second lol. Did you really just open my door and walk in here like you own the place?
"Well I do own the server that brought us all together, so I figured it was okay." Rudy says. Wtf! That
means nothing in this situation. Who raised you?!

I hear another knock and open the door in a huff to see Julia, CC and John 🤓. Welcome in guys, good to
see you. "Oh, we actually brought a guest, if that's okay" ummm... maybe? Who is it? Just then I heard a
loud "meow mrrp" from the doorway. Oh no....
Aurie makes his way inside and sits down on my couch. "Thx for having me mini meow mrrp :3" sigh, I
guess that's fine. Can you just... yeah... just sit on the floor? Thanks.

Now that everyone is here, I'm excited to tell you that I rented a party bus for us to make our run to the
store, and to meet my dealer at the local park. His name is Zap. He's pretty cool.
Everyone seems to be okay with this. We leave my house to pile into the party bus, where a chauffeur
sits in the front seat. His name is major. "Welcome! Please do not defecate on the bus, unless, of course,
it is for the production of an adult film. In which case I will allow for a 20% cut of the profits."
I take my seat and set my bag next to me to save the spot for Strio, obviously. I see him enter the bus and
smile at him, directing him to the spot next to me. He walks passed me and sits next to... AURIE?! >:O
what the fuck is this??? I'm literally about to rage, but I decide to stay quiet as to not ruin the vibes. John

🤓takes a seat next to me instead.

We begin our drive to the liquor store. And suddenly a disco ball emerges from the ceiling of the bus
along with pink and blue neon lights. "Everybody" by the Backstreet Boys is playing on full blast. "Hell
yeah good song." Dan takes off his shirt and tries to dance with CC, but CC gives Dan a dirty look and
moves further away from him.
I open the cabinet to reveal a bottle of Hennessy and some cans of coke. There's enough glasses for
everyone to make a drink. We're all having a great time. Aurie is showing us some stripper catboi moves
on the pole in the center of the bus, attracting a mix of bewildered stares and laughter amongst the

group. John 🤓 and Dan are chugging the bottle of Hennessy with no chaser. Julia did bump for the first
time in her life with Rudy and now she's praying with CC. Ban is absolutely zooted and is loudly spouting
off hypotheticals. "If Steven Hawking wanted to pay you 10 million to be his alibi when he goes to
Epstein island, would you do it? Dan. Dan! Would you be Steven Hawking alibi for 10 mil?"
"In USD?" Dan asks
"Yeah."
"Mmmmmmm yeah maybe." Dan spills his drink on himself while he's talking. He hopes that nobody
saw.
We make it to the liquor store just before closing. Alright everyone! Go collect your alcy and we will
meet back at the counter.
About 10 minutes later, everybody returns with their drinks. Who wants to pay for their shit first? Just
then a commotion can be heard from the back of the group. Ban and CC... shit. They're fighting, but I'm
not sure about what. Ban calls CC a retard, and what erupts from CC's mouth is the most earth-
shattering sound I've ever heard in my life. It was like a feral cat being sodomized by an ice pick. All of the
bottles in the store begin vibrating.
Mai shoves CC into a shelf filled with liquor bottles. The shelf topples over and into the shelf next to it,
and that shelf falls into the next shelf, like dominos. By the time silence finally returns to the room, every
bottle in the store is shattered. The cashier jumps over the counter and attempts to assault us with a
machete for ruining his store, but we're each a couple drinks and lines in and we're not gonna let this
bitch punk us out. We all proceed to beat the cashier with whatever bottles are in our hands.
The cashier runs back behind the counter soaking wet and bleeding with cuts caused by broken glass
from the bottles.
"I'm calling the police!" He screams at us.
As i turn around to run out of the door along with the group, i notice that CC is on the floor and he's
completely fucked up. There's no time to save him.
I make it back into the bus just in time and major begins driving.

"Well, that was stupid. Mai why did you do that?!"

"I couldnt let him get away with disrespecting my bf!" Mai is hyperventilating.
Everyone leaves her alone. We all can see how embarassing this is.
"Now what are we going to do about alcohol?" Julia asks me.
Don't worry! I have an idea.
Major starts the bus and we quickly pull out of the liquor store parking lot. For a Friday night, it's a ghost
town. There are barely any cars out on the street, and an eerie fog fills the air. I sit and stare out of my
window silently, and notice a silhouette of, what looks like a person? I'm not sure. It's barely visible from
behind a lamp post.
I instruct major to stop at the neighborhood Walmart that's on the way to the park. Alcohol has stopped
selling by this point, but I quickly hurry inside and buy all the mouthwash, cough syrup, and spray paint
that I can get my hands on. I re-enter the bus with a smile on my face.
Are you guys ready to get litty mctitty?! The entire bus cheers! Tonight, we chugging mouth wash and
huffing paint till the cows come home!

We head to the nearby park, where Zap is waiting to meet us with my weed. Once we arrive, zap is
sitting on a bench. We leave all of the mouthwash and spray paint in the bus and head over to greet him.
Hey Zap! $200 right? I dig into my purse to find my cash, only.... I can't find it anywhere. I dump out my
purse, but all that falls to the ground are cigarette butts, candy wrappers, and a pack of swishers with
one wrap inside.
No no no! Where is it??? I start to cry. Which one of you motherfuckers took my money???? I scream at

the group. "Calm down" says John 🤓. "You probably just left it at home."
I absolutely didn't leave my money at the house. I had it in my purse when I paid for the shit at Walmart!
I KNOW one of you broke bitches took my money.

"Look," zap interrupts "I don't know what youve got going on but I don't have much time. I have shit to
do. Plus, nobody should be out here at night.... you know... with the rapist on the loose."
What... what rapist?!
"Are you the rapist meow mrrp? :3" asks Aurie.
"I am if you want me to be, cutie." Zap winks. Aurie gets to the ground and arches his back like a cat in
heat. "Mrrrrrrp."

Bonkybonk 🤬!!! What are you talking about, Zap?

"You didn't hear? This notorious rapist, idk, Garbo something. He escaped a mental facility and was
reportedly spotted in the area. We all shouldn't be out here too long. He’s apparently really dangerous…
Word on the street is he fucks skulls.”
Julia chimes in "Ban and Mai took the bottle of Hennessy and wandered into the park in the opposite
direction, alone. We should probably find them before Garbo the rapist does."
Just then, I get an idea. Zap, how do you feel about my catboi friend, Aurie?
"He's cute. Give him my number so I can sell to him."
Or! How would you like to take Aurie home with you? Let's say, for $200? Give me my zip and we'll call it
even.
Zap takes a second to think over my purposal. "Sounds good to me. Are you down, Aurie?"
"MEOW MRRP :3" screams Aurie. I think that means yes.
Zap hands me my zip and walks away with Aurie, hand in hand. Aw! Have fun you two.

Now that I've pimped out one of my friends for weed i think we should look for Ban and Mai, so we can
get out of here. How about we split up? Everybody take a partner, I call Strio.
Everyone goes off into different directions. John and Julia go one way, Dan and Rudy go another. I see a
clearing with a pond close by and point towards it.
Let's go over here.
"What are we doing? We need to find Ban and Mai." He says.
Oh, I don't care about them. I just wanted some time alone with you. I'm sure there isn't some "scary
rapist" on the loose in this park, they'll be fine.
I pull out the wrap from the swisher pack I have, and quickly break up my weed so I can roll a blunt for
us. Once it's rolled I light a cigarette to smoke with our blunt. I look over at him and try to get him to
meet my gaze, finally he does. I lean in to kiss him and he literally pushes my face away with his hand.
"I'm really worried about everyone. Also I don't want cigarette smoke on me right now."
Wtf, okay fine then. This night isn’t going well at all...
Meanwhile, John and Julia are having a heated debate about the economy during their search for Ban
and Mai.
Julia: "Oh, please! Your idealistic dreams won’t pay the bills. We need practical solutions, not your naive
fantasies."

John🤓: "That’s rich coming from someone who sees people as mere statistics!"
Julia: "I care about reality. Not your bleeding heart theatrics. Your emotional approach doesn’t put food
on the table."

John🤓: "Reality? Your reality is a heartless machine that grinds people down!"
Julia has had enough. "You know what, John? I'm done talking about this."

"Fine, me too!" John 🤓 storms off deeper into the park by himself. Julia stands there, stunned. "You're

really going to leave a small girl by herself at night, with a crazed rapist on the loose?" John 🤓 ignores her
and keeps walking.
Rudy and Dan have two bottles of mouth wash and decide to chug an entire bottle each. This gets them
sufficiently fucked up. they find a string on the ground, left from an old kite, and laugh hysterically while
tying their dicks together with it. Lovely. They're having a fantastic time.

Suddenly a piercing scream fills the air.

We get up from our spot and follow the sound of the screams. They sound awful... painful. I really hope
Mai is okay.
We come into a clearing, where, upon shining a flashlight from our phones, we find a pair of boxers on
the ground. Oh gross. Don't tell me they're fucking back there. We continue to follow the sound until we
discover the source...
Behind a bush, we see... Ban! He's the one screaming! And there's someone behind him... it's a white
guy with glasses, he looks young but seems to be prematurely bald. He's holding Ban down and violently

raping his bussy 😵‍💫. And he has this crazed look in his eye, illuminated by Strio’s flash light. He also seems
to be wearing... is that Mai's dress?
It's the rapist! I shriek at the top of my lungs. Suddenly Garbo the rapist's head turns towards us. With
one swift motion, he breaks bans neck with his bare hands. Garbo stands up and sprints towards us,
leaving Ban lifeless in the mud.
With no choice but to leave Ban behind, we sprint through the woods of the park.

Finally we make it to the bus, where it appears the rest of the group has been waiting.
What the fuck? Have y'all been here the whole time?

John 🤓 rolls his eyes. "I mean... yeah... we couldn't find Ban or Mai, so we gave up. Glad you guys had fun
while we were worried sick about everyone." John, shut the fuck up! Major, DRIVE! Get as far away from
here as possible. And someone call the police!
"Okay fuckers," says major "let's make this night an orgasmic adventure!"
Major doesn't bother to wait until everyone is seated before hitting the gas. Not even 30 seconds later,
there is a loud crash. We're all sent flying to the front of the bus.

Ah! Is everyone okay?

I look over to see Julia knocked unconscious. I think she has a concussion! It looks like her head hit the
pole extremely hard. What the hell happened, major?!
No response.
Rudy, Dan, Strio, and John quickly get up, thankfully uninjured. We all look over at the drivers seat to see
majors head smashed in from the impact of the crash. Right next to him are 4 empty bottles of mouth
wash, and... my coke baggie?! Major got fucked up on mouthwash and ran us straight into a tree!
We have to find help! Is there some kind of network outage? Why won't my phone work!?
Everybody frantically tried to call the police, to no avail. We have no service.
"We're gonna have to go out and look for help on foot." Says dan, standing up.

"Hell no, I'm not going out there!" 🤓 Yells John. "I'll stay here and make sure Julia is okay."

The 4 of us (Mini, Rudy, Dan, Strio) exit the bus and begin walking through the woods. It turns out major
had driven directly into to the park, and pretty deep into it, too. We have to find our way out, in order to
get help.
As we make our way through the woods, I start to get the feeling that we're being followed.
"Chill, we're fine." Says Rudy.
No Rudy... I need to tell you what we saw..
"Just save it. All that matters is that we get Julia and major to the hospital."
Right then, there's a "whoosh" noise. Rudy's pants come flying down his legs. He trips and falls face first
into the ground. The rest of us turn around to see what's happening.
It's Garbo, And he's got Rudy by his bare legs! Rudy struggles as Garbo climbs on top of him. He lifts up
Rudy's shirt and demands that he press his tiddies together. Rudy screams and begs for help, but all we
can do is stand there, stunned, watching the scene unfold in front of us.

Garbo squeezes Rudy's man boobs together and begins fucking them 😵‍💫
"Rudy!" Dan lunges at Garbo, attempting to rescue his boy. Garbo wraps his hand around Dans neck, and
then reaches into his butthole and pulls out his intestines. He proceeds to strangle both Rudy and Dan
with the intestines, now going back and forth raping both of them.

Strio and I turn around and run in the opposite direction, away from Garbo's sadistic roars of pleasure.
After what felt like 10 minutes of running through the park woods, we come across a cabin. That's so
weird, I didn't know there were cabins here. I turn the handle to the front door, and luckily, it opens. We
run inside and shut the door, locking it behind us.
After a few minutes of standing in silence, still attempting to process what is happening, Strio finally says,
"I know this might not be a good time, but I feel disgusting. I'd like to see if this place has any running
water so I can take a quick shower... or at least wash myself in the sink."
Are you fucking stupid? How is THAT what's on your mind right now?
I am baffled.
"Im sorry, but I'm very sweaty and it's making me very uncomfortable." He says, already beginning to
walk away to look for a bathroom. I hear a door close. That must mean he's found it. It sounds like
there's running water in there too... good for him I guess.
Out of nowhere, I hear a voice in my head.
"Are you okay?" It's dans voice. Dan? What are you doing in my head?
"Well you're probably experiencing auditory hallucinations due to the extreme amount of stress you're
under, considering the situation." Oh right... well, he claims to like me but I’m getting mixed signals. He
doesn't seem to understand when I'm making a move, or just doesn't care.
"Just chillllll..." dans voice says, soothingly, "we're all here to have a good time. Go in the bathroom and
talk to him."
Hmm... maybe you're right, Dan.

I make my way down the hallway, my heart is pounding. The sound of running water fills my ears as I
crack open the door. I see the bare ass of a man leaning over the sink. Wow, I didn't know he was so
hairy. Um, why is this butt shaking so much? I open the door a little more to get a better view, and am
met with a grizzly sight. The hairy ass, now in full view, wasn't Strio’s at all. It was Garbo’s ass. And he

had Strio bent over the sink in front of him, while he rammed into his bussy. 😵‍💫
He smiled that disgusting smile in the mirror, making direct eye contact with me.
Strio sees my reflection in the mirror and cries out for help. I'm already on my way out the door. "Mini!
Please, I thought you liked me? Please help me!"
I did like you, but honestly seeing you get r worded by Garbo is just too much of an ick. I'm sorry, but I
can't.
"Mini!"
I ignore his cries as I make my way back into the front of the cabin, and out the door.
I run though the woods, passing by Dan and Rudy's bodies on the way back to the bus. I can't be alone, I

need to find John🤓.

I find the bus and enter. I see John huddled in a corner, facing the wall. Julia is nearby on the floor, with a
knife sticking out of her forehead. Her eyes are wide open and staring blankly ahead. In a panic I rush
over to John and shake him.
John! John! Are you okay??
John slumps onto his back, revealing that his jaw has been ripped off and is dangling from his skull, A
white substance leaking from the wound. I look around again and notice the same fluid covers the entire
bus. Even majors decapitated body wasn't spared.
I gather John's lifeless body in my arms and cry.
I'm so sorry I left you here, buddy. This shouldn't have happened to you.
I close the doors to the bus and begin to drink what's left of the mouthwash, and snort what is left of the
cocaine, waiting for Garbo to find me and meet my inevitable end. Right then, I feel something strike the
back of my head. Before I even have time to touch my head to feel what happened to it, there is another
strike. I fall to the floor of the bus. All I can see glaring down at me through blurred vision, is that
disgusting freak, Garbo...
Everything goes black.

I slowly open my eyes and feel myself regaining consciousness. There is a bright light, and it's stinging my
eyes. Am I dead?
My eyes burst open, and I quickly realize I'm in a hospital bed. A nurse is standing to the right of me and
checking my vitals, and to my left are... my friends? Guys what the fuck are you doing here! I thought you
were dead!!

Dan, Julia, Rudy, Strio, ban, Mai, and john 🤓 are all here.
"We thought YOU were dead. You got litty mctitty on that mouthwash last night. then you took an 8 ball
to the dome and started seizing. When we couldn't wake you up, we had major bring you here, to the
hospital." Dan smiled "how are you feeling?"
I feel fine. I'm a little confused... what about Garbo?
Everyone looked around, like, uhhh what?
Julia looks at me and says "who is Garbo?"
I stare back at her, dumbfounded.
The rapist?! The one who's on the loose from the mental hospital? The one who violated all of you?
"I think she's still kind of out of it." Rudy says. "We're gonna let you get some more sleep. We will come
visit you later."
My friends exit the room and I lay back on my pillow, trying to process what is happening. I guess... I
overdosed, and none of that was real?
The nurse to my right is still standing there. She offers me a glass of water and, she too, turns to leave
the room. Once she leaves my bedside, I can see that there is another bed to my right, on the other side
of the room. And there's another patient laying there. The bed is partially obscured by a hospital curtain.
Out of curiosity, I lean forward, trying to make out who the other patient is.
Slowly I peer around the curtain from my side of the room. I notice the patient has glasses, pale skin, and
is balding. Very badly. Wait a minute...
The patient turns and looks me directly in the eye and smiles at me with his rotten teeth. It is Garbo.
The end

Dedicated to dopa, raph, ciaran, Jae, mrtn