Friends s1e9

Terry, I know I haven't worked here very long...

...but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible...

if I got a $100 advance on my salary?

An advance?

You're a terrible, terrible waitress.

Really, really awful.

you think there's a possibility you could give me an advance on my tips?

What were you modeling for?

You know those posters for the City Free Clinic?
Oh, wow. You're gonna be one of those healthy, healthy, healthy guys?

the mashed potatoes with the lumps?

But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December because he's lunar. відірвана від
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No, she's at a faculty meeting. - Oh.

● засідання ~и sub-faculty meeting;

Well, I just came by to pick up my skull.

Well, not mine, but...

Yes, heh, I'm familiar with the concept.

- We can just look for it. - Okay.

some belly time too.

We all chipped in.

- We did? - You owe me 20 bucks.

A mouthful of pumpkin pie. mouthful [ˈmaʋθf(ɘ)l] n

1. повний рот (чогось);
2. ковток; шматок;
 It's very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.

You smell great tonight. Uh, what are you wearing?

Nothing.

No, we're just laughing. You know how laughter can be infectious.

Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD

venereal disease:

I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment

All right, I'm off to talk to my unborn child.

- Ah. - Okay, Mom never hit.

Underdog has gotten away.

бідолаха poor wretch; poor/unfortunate creature, poor devil; амер. underdog.

An 80-foot inflatable dog loose over the city?

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Okay, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside...

So on a dare, I picked paleontology.

And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus.
fetus [ˈfi:tɘs] = foetus.
foetus [ˈfi:tɘs] n (pl foetuses) утробний плід;
an unborn ~ ненароджений плід;

you don't have gills

зябра (звич. мн.) gills; наук. branchiae.

I'll buy you a bagel

Everyone wants a different kind of potato, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes.

Shall I carve?
By all means.

I think because it didn't involve divorce...

...or projectile vomiting.
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And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.

And a crappy New Year