Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Chapter One
easier to accomplish than it is to perfect a good tennis back hand. Particularly if you
are a killer who lacks any sense of compunction. Can you shoot a snake? Or a rabid
wolf? Then you should be able to kill someone who deserves that fate. I’m not
talking humans with souls here. I’m talking vicious animals who think they’re
human. However, pulling off the perfect murder is another matter. I ought to know.
I’ve done it nearly two dozen times, even though I am a quite ordinary fellow. Well,
perhaps not ordinary. Actually, I’m really good at it. Most people who attempt it are
not.
Well, in truth, it was the part about getting away with it at which he was not very
good. He should have been assigned to a witless protection program. Besides being
stupid, he was evil through and through, almost always a lethal combination. To
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comprehend the wickedness that permeated Roswell Gorman’s soul you must know
A house painter by trade, Ros had done work for Mrs. Wilma Cordery, a
wealthy and attractive fifty-five year old widow. Wilma was a woman who had
fared well in life by marrying a man destined to become wealthy. Frederick Cordery
had started in business as a sewing machine salesman. In order to perfect his sales
pitch, he had become adept at tailoring. At first he sewed modest garments. Later,
he began to produce women’s blouses and suits with a certain flair that brought him
to the attention of the retail trade. As his business prospered, his wife assisted in the
promotion of the business. She suggested the motto that became famous. “Look
smart, dress smart, be smart.” After Fred died, she sold the enterprise for eleven
When Roswell Gorman was hired to paint the upstairs rooms at Wilma’s, he
discovered a safe in one of the bedroom closets. He painted around it, but didn’t
forget it. As a matter of fact, he thought of little else for the next two weeks. Over
perfected a strategy with his friend and fellow house painter, Arthur Schoen. Art
was full of doubt at 6.p.m. each time they met, but by ten he was usually drunk
enough to believe they could steal anything they wanted. Fortunately for Arthur,
Ros decided to perpetrate the robbery at midday on a Thursday. Schoen was stone
cold sober and disinclined to want to return to prison, where he had previously
spent an unhappy two years, much of the time bent over at the waist, ostensibly
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The day of the crime, Roswell parked his pickup truck on the circular gravel
Highland Park. Paint bucket and brush in hand, he rang the doorbell. When Mrs.
paint job. If there were any places that needed touching up, he was there to take
care of them.
Mrs. Cordery invited him into the house. As she closed the door, Gorman
pulled a large hunting knife from his pocket and after setting down the paint bucket
and brush he grabbed Wilma from behind. He forced her to accompany him up the
stairs to the room where the safe was located. The excitement of the moment caused
Gorman to delay checking the safe. He decided instead to rape Wilma Cordery,
Roswell slugged her in the face, breaking her jaw. After he had taught her this
lesson regarding who was boss, he forced her to open the safe. He removed
approximately $20 thousand in jewelry and $1,800 in cash. Since he knew Mrs.
Cordery could identify him, he slit her throat and left her to die. As he turned from
her body, he heard a noise from an adjoining room. He went to check on the sound
and found little Jessica Cordery, Wilma’s three-year-old granddaughter. The child
smiled at him and showed him her dolly. He hit her viciously and lifted her up. He
carried her into the bathroom, where he upended her into the toilet and held her
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head under the water until she drowned. His elimination of witnesses gave him a
Roswell figured that the jewelry would be too hot to pawn in Dallas, so he
drove thirty miles to Fort Worth, where he pawned the lot for $850. The Dallas
police found it within three days. The owner of New World Pawn had turned
Roswell in for the $30,000 reward that the family had posted.
His pal, Arthur Schoen, did likewise. Art and the pawnbroker eventually
split the money. The police arrested Roswell at the Pastime lounge, where he was
spending money like a drunken house painter. Roswell copped a plea to avoid a
trial. For a sentence of twenty-to-life, he agreed to take care of all of his past
business, which included seven rapes and a homicide committed two years before in
Mexia, Texas. The Mexia killing was the result of a drunken argument with a bar
Roswell, ever the dumbass, insisted it was pronounced mex-ee-yuh. A bet of twenty
dollars was made. When Roswell lost, he beat the winner with a beer bottle,
rendering him unconscious and within a few hours, dead. He left town quickly,
never to return.
Twenty-three years later, Gorman was paroled conditionally. This event was
chronicled in the Dallas Morning News, in the Metropolitan Section. The handle on
the story dealt with interviews of Wilma Cordery’s friends and relatives. Without
I did not know Wilma, but I was also outraged by what I had read. You see,
I’m in the justice dispensing business, on a freelance basis. I’m a serial executioner.
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differentiated from a serial killer by the nature of his choice of subjects. The classic
serial killer usually victimizes innocents, generally to live out some sick sexual
fantasy. An executioner, on the other hand, puts to death only those people who
have earned that fate. All of my subjects have been men and women who deserved
modesty prevents me from taking a bow. But please imagine that I have.
Last year, I took early retirement from the bench, where I had served as a
Texas judge for ten years. It was soon after that that I took up my new found
Being Judge Duncan Travis in a small claims/misdemeanor court for ten years had
taken its toll. I was sick of whiny litigants, stupid defendants and smarmy lawyers. I
wanted out. At fifty-three I retain most of what had once been a handsome face. I’m
no Russell Crowe, but some call me distinguished looking. I have the bearing of
As a participant in the legal system, I have come to believe there are almost
I’m not in this for fun or profit. I’m not a soldier of an avenging God. If
anything, I’m you. Would you not defend your life or your family’s life against a
mad dog? Well, sir or madam, perhaps you won’t have to if I do it for you, in a
preemptive sort of way. And it’s not a racial thing. I am biased only against evil
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people. When I was in ‘Nam, John Houser, a black corporal, gave me his sure-fire
racist test. He asked, “If you had a choice, at age fifty, would you, a white man,
you have to think that over before you make your decision, you are probably a little
County got me Gorman’s address. The parolee was to reside in a halfway house for
a period of two years. The usual complement of idiots in the system had judged him
was forced to model a revealing frock in the shower room whenever it suited some
of the more aggressive inmates. As he aged, he was gradually released from that
duty.
The halfway house at 1613 Mulberry Lane in Dallas was not a house. It was
a seedy apartment complex with even sleazier tenants. It contained more dashed
hopes and broken dreams than you could find in a bank loan officer’s file cabinet.
All of the residents were criminals. Within a five-block area surrounding the
Majestic Apartments lived many more crooks, for the moment uncaught. It was a
The Majestic had thirty-six units. Thirty-five of them housed two former
inmates each. Apartment number one was where Harmon Leftwich, the House
Manager, resided. He was a contract employee of the State Board of Pardons and
Paroles. He had a staff of two who supposedly kept track of the parolees in
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residence. Roswell Gorman was assigned this abode upon his release from
incarceration. It was conveniently on a bus line, since most of the men living there
his lap he vowed to his P.O. that he would accept it. He checked the halfway house
bulletin board daily, but alas, nothing appeared which suited his talents, i.e., house
A week after Roswell had moved into the halfway house I bought a
disposable cell phone at a mall in Arlington and tucked it away in my pocket. The
next morning I parked two blocks from The Majestic and meandered toward it. I
carried with me a stack of flyers that I had run off on my computer’s printer. They
advertised a fast food chicken place, located nearby. I entered the halfway house
and pinned one of the ads to the bulletin board. I also tacked on a small four by five
card. “Professional house painter wanted. Mr. Wilson. 555-4432.” If anyone noticed
Someone named Victor Juarez called the next day. I told him I would get
back to him later. An hour after that, Gorman the painter called. Bingo. I made
arrangements to pick Roswell up in front of the Majestic at ten the next morning.
We were to go to the job site, where he was to give me an estimate of the cost of
Gorman had not aged very well. His once youthful slimness had
deteriorated. A too-tight t-shirt revealed a fat paunch .His gray thinning hair was
drifted across his upper lip. His face was pocked badly, as though he had received
When he saw my car stop he got up and meandered over, leaning on the
“That’s me.”
He opened the door and slid into the passenger seat. We headed toward the
North Central Expressway. I said, “The place is up in Collin County. Relax. We’ve
After a few minutes of silence, Roswell asked, “Do you know that the
“So, why are you hiring an ex-con? Don’t that bother you, just a little bit?”
I smiled in his direction. “I pulled a deuce for breaking and entering when I
was a kid. I had to work like hell to get over that. I even legally changed my name.
I expected him to lie and he did. “Armed robbery. Mostly 7-11’s. For a
couple of months I made more from those stores than the stockholders did.”
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“The cops had a roving shotgun squad assigned to convenience stores. They
I figured Roswell had picked up that story in prison. I remembered when the
Dallas cops actually did that. They killed two felons on two successive nights. They
finally stopped when the criminal lobby pointed out that the police were skipping
around the court system, acting as judge, jury and executioner. Most folks thought
that was a sensible, time saving device. The Dallas chapter of the ACLU and the
the left side of the driver’s seat. To fit a silencer to a pistol requires the installation
of a new special longer barrel. If I used the weapon during a job, I would toss the
barrel but keep the frame and silencer. A new barrel was all I needed to be ready for
the next encounter. Consequently, the lands and grooves were always different from
each barrel. I also disposed of my brass carefully. Weapons forensics could never
get a handle on me. The choice of a Glock was intentional because it is a popular
weapon with police departments. Since all of my subjects were bad guys, anyone
working the case(s) might get the idea that someone on the job might have taken the
the shock in his face, then the fear and the groveling. I wanted him to experience
red fear in his heart. I wanted his bowels to loosen. I wanted him to plead and beg.
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The one thing I did not care, or expect, to hear from him was an apology or
remorse.
About two miles from McKinney, I took a farm road. A mile down that, I
turned onto a gravel road that ran through an area of chaparral and mesquite.
Roswell groused, “Man, this place is sure as hell way out in the boonies.
You know, I ain’t got no car. If we make a deal, somebody gonna have to fetch me
every day.”
I said, “No sweat. I’ve got a company van. You can use it.”
Within a few minutes, I saw the creaking, rusted windmill I had been
looking for. I pulled the car over onto the shoulder of the road and stopped. “Might
I took the keys and opened the door and slipped the Glock from its holster. I
walked around the back of the vehicle, keeping the pistol hidden from view. I faked
checking out the right rear tire. I yelled, “Come take a look at this.”
He opened the door and got out and saw the Glock aimed at his belly. “Hey,
I gestured with the pistol toward the roadside brush. “If you don’t do what I
tell you to, you might be right. Let’s take a little walk.”
“Hey, man, I never did nothing to you. What’s this all about?”
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I said, “This is not about me. It’s about you. Now, get moving or, by God, I
blocked our path. I said, “Climb through. When you get through, sit down, facing
away from me.” I didn’t want him to try to make a run for it. He did as he was told.
We walked about fifty yards into the scrub, until we came upon a small
clearing where the windmill was. There was a small circular stock tank adjacent to
the mill. It was open at the top and consisted of three-foot tall corrugated metal
sections, held in place by metal fence posts. A blue vinyl liner made it impervious
to leaks. The tank was full of water, fed by a mill-operated pump. Dried cow patties
were scattered on the ground around the area. A float valve kept the surface of the
water about four inches below the upper edge of the tank. We were well hidden
He looked as though he were about to try to escape. I said, “Don’t go for it.
He sat abruptly and blubbered, “Don’t hurt me. Whatever has you pissed
After a couple of minutes he began to calm down. Then I asked, “Do you
There was instant recognition in his eyes, but he lied. “No. Never heard of
them.”
You don’t forget the people you murder, particularly when you do a quarter
of a century behind bars for the crime. I said sternly, “I’m going to ask you again,
and if you lie again, I’m going to shoot you in the balls. Do you remember them or
not?”
He stammered, “Yeah, I know who they are…were. But I’m square on that.
I shook my head. “No, Gorman, it’s not over. You’ll never be square with
that, not in a million years. You raped that woman, cut her throat and drowned that
sweet little girl in the toilet. In the toilet, for God’s sake! How could you think you
“The law? You say, the law? Why, you asshole, you never paid attention to
the law in your entire lousy life. Don’t talk to me about the law. Let me tell you
about the law. Out here in these mesquites, I am the law. I am the sheriff, the judge
He didn’t reply. I pulled a roll of duct tape from my pocket. I stood behind
him. “Put your hands in your pockets, Roswell.” I wrapped his torso with the tape,
locking his arms tightly at his side. I put a few turns around his ankles to deter him
from running.
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I said, “We are going to be out here for a while. You will need to drink some
I pulled him to his feet and dragged him to the edge of the tank. I
commanded, “Drink.”
As he bent to the water, I grabbed his legs and upended him into the pool.
He struggled futilely to get his head above the surface. Finally, I jerked him upright.
I pulled his head back by his ponytail and whispered into his ear, “This is
how little Jessica felt, you son of a bitch. You showed her no mercy. Well, here’s
your reward.”
He got out a gurgling scream as I pushed him down again. He tried to hold
his breath, not an easy task for a smoker. Before long, bubbles began to rise to the
surface. I held him under for five minutes, until all of the twitching stopped. I
pulled him out again and removed the tape. Then I dumped his body into the tank.
believe the punishment should fit the crime. That day, it did.
On the way home, I swung by the halfway house and removed the
employee-wanted card. That night, my shoes, the wadded up tape and the cell
phone all made their way to the bottom of the Trinity River.
Chapter Two
My wife, Dori, died of breast cancer six years ago. She was only forty-three.
The enormity of my loss was almost too much to bear. There was such a sense of
injustice about it, a sensation of unfairness so huge, that I was sent into a profound
depression. For much of our married life, we had struggled to get by. Dori was
once, her paychecks had paid my business’s rent. Through good times and bad, her
Ten years ago that hopefulness paid off. A small patent I held attracted a
buyout by a semiconductor company. I netted two and a half million dollars. Dori
and I had been active as volunteers in party politics so, more or less on a lark, I ran
for public office and was elected a Republican Justice of the Peace in Dallas
peace and I am not one. In fact, since that level of the judiciary is often referred to
as ‘the people’s court,’ it’s actually considered an asset not to be an attorney when
running for the post. My winning smile won. The fact that the J.P. Precinct was
bulletproof Republican probably had more to do with it than my grin. But I had
checks and truancy. During my time in office, I also performed over 2,000 wedding
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ceremonies. Some of these were more than unusual. One I remember in particular
Spanish. Se hablo amor. When I arrived at the designated home, I was given a seat
of honor in the living room while we waited for the bride to make her appearance.
As I sat there a cute little girl, about six years old, came and sat beside me. As was
my style, I was wearing a black suit and was carrying a bible. The kid stared at me
for a long moment and then asked, “Are you God?” I smiled beatifically at her and
answered in a somewhat sonorous tone, “No, I’m not God.” She hesitated a few
seconds and then said, “Well, you look like God.” So, if you ever wondered what
Somehow, staying in public office after Dori’s death lost its appeal. She had
Judge.” Her loss, more than anything else, precipitated my stepping off the bench.
Acceptance of loss comes with time. And it’s strange that as the months and years
have passed, I have forgotten almost all of Dori’s faults and remember mostly our
good times together. I loved my wife a lot, most of the time. Sometimes, not as
much. And on rare occasions, I wondered what a divorce lawyer would charge.
office when I did. Had I not, I would have probably never taken up the hobby that
has transformed my life and helped lift me from my state of melancholy. My new
vocation is more exciting than anything I have ever done before. It is unlikely that
God will ask me to write an addition to the Old Testament. If he did, though, The
“Good men must vanquish evil men. If a good man does not, some of the
“To kill an evil man is to save those upon whom the evil man would
For me, the prospect of killing men is not daunting. I am a Vietnam veteran.
I was a gunner in a gun truck squad. In the well in the rear of the deuce and a half
truck was mounted an electrically operated swiveling turret. On the turret were four
.50 caliber machine guns. Originally designed as an anti-aircraft unit, it was actually
used much more for ground support. On more than one occasion we faced large
groups of North Vietnamese and Viet Cong troops. We left hundreds of them dead.
Not many infantry troops could stand against thousands of high caliber rounds
cutting through their ranks like a scythe. I knew that many of the enemy had been
pressed into service just as I, a draftee, had been. I supposed that many of them did
not want to be there any more than I did. But I slaughtered them anyway. They had
mothers, wives, sweethearts. Eventually, that was not something upon which I spent
a lot of thought. I rationalized that I couldn’t go over the hill because the other side
of that mountain was 11,000 miles and an ocean away. But it seemed to me that
they could desert with ease. Their hooch was next door. If they stayed in the battle
and tried to kill me, then I didn’t give a shit what happened to them. In the time I
served, dozens of enemy dead became scores, which became hundreds. I remember
that the first time, I had fired out of fear. Later it was out of revenge. Finally it
became automatic, to survive until rotation day. Duty became but a small issue.
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And now, for six years I have fought a new war, dispensing justice to those
who managed to avoid it the first time around. Mine is much more appropriate and
is certainly not the inadequate justice that had previously been meted out to them
I expect to make it to some sort of Heaven when I cash in. Probably on the
made easy because law enforcement really hasn’t tried very hard, if at all, to find
out who killed them. Lawmen simply didn’t give a shit about those mutts.
That is, until recently. I hit a speed bump on the road to number twenty-two.
But more about that later. What immediately follows is an accurate accounting of a
Chapter Three
Idaho is a land with more than a few iconoclasts. The western versions of
nutty homeless persons are the survivalists and the latter day mountain men who
live off the land, poaching deer and elk and on occasion, protected species. Most
have no respect for the law. In many instances, they follow commandments that
they make up as they go along. When arrested or sued, their writs are as goofy as
any documents ever presented in any court, full of idiotic suppositions and facts that
never were.
the woods for six years. Prior to that he had performed odd jobs, never lasting more
than a few months at any of them. Waldo’s problem was that he simply couldn’t
abide authority. This led inexorably to regular stays in various Idaho and Oregon
jails, mostly for fighting while drunk. One time, a judge in Klamath Falls, Oregon,
gave him a choice. Two years in prison for felony assault, or join the Marines. He
was to report back to court in a week to make his decision known. That was the last
Klamath Falls saw of Waldo. To his credit, he had gone by the Marine recruiting
office. He knew they worked with guns. While they were explaining why his police
record was a disqualifier, he angrily threw a chair through the plate glass storefront
staked out a claim to a spot in the Sawtooth Wilderness Area in Idaho, where he
lived mostly off the lean of the land, there being precious little fat. He had become
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gaunt, with a full beard and long, matted hair. He affected the manner and dress of a
mountain man, wearing home sewn, fringed buckskins. He wore a fur hat in the
winter and fleece-lined boots, made from sheepskin. The hides were from sheep he
killed and stole from valley ranchers. He was clever enough to make it look like the
work of wolves.
army tent. A circle of rocks in the center of the floor was his fireplace. Directly
above that was a webbed smokehole in the top of the canvas abode. On several trees
ringing the clearing in which he lived he had nailed crude signs that read, “Stay the
The site was actually quite beautiful, surrounded by Douglas fir trees. A
small stream cut through the edge of the area. It was lined with chokecherry bushes
and Idaho swordferns. About twenty yards upstream, there was a small ten-foot
waterfall. It fell into a pool of icy water. The small pond was the home to
undersized brook trout. Waldo found them large enough to eat, however. During the
In the early fall each year, he packed two large bales of weed onto a wheeled travois
and hiked down to Stanley, Idaho, where his contacts were. He converted his cash
crop into enough money to buy supplies for the coming year. These he lugged back
His campsite wasn’t private property, of course. But Waldo had somehow
convinced himself that if he lived there five years he could claim a right of
homestead. This was a self-written statute that sounded good to Waldo. Like
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everything else he did, it seemed that he had heard of or read about such a law
somewhere.
Greenhill was poor in cash, but rich in guns and ammunition. He had a
Remington .30 caliber rifle, a Winchester .12 gauge pump shotgun and two .38
revolvers. He shot anything on four legs that was edible. Upstream about a quarter
of a mile from his camp Waldo kept salt blocks, which he had stolen from ranchers
near Stanley. Deer and elk loved the stuff. Waldo would wait there, downwind,
when he was hunting. Most of the time he didn’t have to wait long.
backpacking couple chanced upon his encampment. There was an altercation when
the young people took exception to Waldo’s claim that he owned the property and
that he would shoot them as trespassers if they didn’t leave. He actually fired a
warning shot at them and they left rapidly. They made their way back to their Volvo
and then to the ranger station in Twin Falls, where they filed a complaint. Chief
Ranger Arthur Constantine had already heard from other hikers about Waldo’s
transgressions, but this was the first report of him using a firearm. He decided to go
up Rocky Creek to Greenhill’s encampment and lay down the law. He would offer
to let the threat to the couple slide, but he would demand that Waldo break camp
The following day, he and Ranger Kate Stackbole drove to the foot of
Aspen Trail, which roughly followed Rocky Creek. They parked their Jeep there
and headed up the trace. They both carried holstered .45 automatics. That was a
new addition to their equipment. When Constantine first became a ranger twenty-
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five years before, his duties were primarily to assist visitors and to care for the flora
and fauna. More and more, he had to assume the duties of a policeman. He didn’t
like this new role and he was looking forward to retirement because of it.
court records.
It was a beautiful, crisp morning. Even though it was already summer, the
rangers’ breath fogged out as they labored up the trail. They came upon Waldo in a
small meadow about a quarter mile south of his place. He was in the act of flensing
the hide off of a young doe. His arms were bloody. The buzz of flies was audible in
the quiet of the woods. His rifle was propped against a boulder next to him.
Constantine and Stackbole drew up short. The Chief Ranger asked, “You
Waldo stood up straight from his task and asked in return, “Who wants to
know?”
Constantine said, “I’m Chief Ranger Arthur Constantine and this is Ranger
Waldo replied belligerently, “Well, I’m him, but I don’t believe we have
Constantine said, “Look, Greenhill, you are squatting in this area against
federal law. And you’ve killed that deer illegally. You’ve also fired on people who
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have accosted you. I’m willing to let all that skate, but you’re going to have to clear
Waldo picked up his rifle. He said, “That’s bullshit. This here is my land.
Waldo snarled at her, “Shut up, bitch. Us men are talking. You stay the hell
out of this.”
Constantine knew that Kate was hot-tempered. Before she could reply, he
said, “Waldo, we don’t want any trouble. Are you going to leave here or not?”
“Then you are under arrest, for unlawful trespass and poaching. Lay down
Kate unsnapped her holster and drew her pistol as Constantine walked
toward the troublemaker. Waldo fired his Remington from the hip. The first shot hit
Constantine in the chest. The second destroyed the top half of his head. He fell
forward, dead before he hit the ground. Shot number three slammed into
Stackbole’s left forearm. She returned fire and hit Waldo in his right kneecap, a
shot that undoubtedly saved her life. Greenhill staggered toward her, firing several
shots wildly.
Waldo Greenhill could barely stand, but was still deadly. It was obvious there was
nothing to be done for her partner. Her best bet was to retreat, which she did. She
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scrambled back down the trail to her Jeep. Luckily, she had been the driver earlier,
so the vehicle’s keys were in her pocket. She guessed correctly that Greenhill was
At the Jeep, she hurriedly wrapped an Ace bandage from her first aid kit
around her upper arm, twisting it to stanch the flow of blood. Driving with one
hand, she radioed the Blaine County sheriff’s office in Hailey and made
arrangement for deputies to meet her at the Saint Luke Wood River Medical Center
While she received medical attention for her wound, she brought the sheriff
up to speed.
“Greenhill is nuts. He shot Arthur without warning. It’s only by the grace of
God that I’m not lying dead up there as well. Now he’s like a wounded bear. He
Sheriff Demonte reminded Kate of Jimmy Stewart. Even though she was
fifteen years younger, she wouldn’t have turned him down for a dinner date. He
spread a topographical map out on a stand next to the gurney where Kate was
sitting. “Show me where his camp is. I’ll radio the State Police and get one of their
helicopters up there. We’ll put men in the vicinity and see if the ‘copter can flush
him out.”
She marked the map where she believed the camp to be. She also pinpointed
the location of Constantine’s body. She said, “Waldo isn’t going far on that leg,
even with a homemade crutch. My advice is when you catch up with him, you shoot
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him before he shoots you. He’s a mean lowlife snake. He doesn’t deserve a
warning.”
Sheriff Demonte said, “Thanks for the advice, Kate, but you know we can’t
do that. We’ll get him without firing if we can. You take care of that arm and get set
It took three days to corner Greenhill. The searchers had pushed him into a
box canyon a couple of miles west of Rocky Creek, at the headwaters of a small
tributary stream. When the helicopter pilot pinpointed his location, Sheriff
Demonte, heading a posse of his deputies and park personnel, demanded over a
bullhorn that Greenhill surrender. By then, Waldo’s leg was throbbing with intense
pain. He had a choice. Suicide by cop or give it up. Like most bullies, when faced
with really bad odds, he opted for self-preservation. He surrendered and was taken
to the same hospital where Kate Stackbole had been treated and released.
Since the crime had been perpetrated in a National Wilderness Area, Waldo
was turned over to federal authorities. After his release from the medical center, he
was held in the Bannock County Jail in Pocatello until his trial date in the federal
court.
Waldo’s court appointed lawyer was Fred Bessemer, a young hotshot who
made up for his lack of experience by being smart as hell. The U.S. Attorney
assigned to prosecute was Barbara Samuelson, equally smart and very experienced.
She had tried nearly twenty murder cases and had won ninety percent.
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Bessemer’s strategy was to present Waldo as a desperate man who had acted
in self-defense. It didn’t hurt his case that Kate Stackbole had actually shot a
marijuana cultivator the summer before. After that her nickname in the valley was
Killer Kate. Fred Bessemer also cleaned up Waldo. A haircut and shave, a new suit
and an innocent demeanor were established to appeal to the women on the jury.
And charm them he did. There was more eye contact between Waldo and the
female jurors than you would ever find between a rattlesnake and a group of field
mice.
Bessemer very nearly made the case that the rangers had meant to kill
Waldo. Kate admitted on the stand that even though Chief Ranger Arthur
Constantine had not drawn his weapon during the arrest, she had.
Barbara Samuelson asked Kate, “Did you really feel it was necessary to
Kate replied, “He had already indicated he was going to resist arrest. He had
a rifle in his hands. Damn right I felt it was necessary. And then, when he shot
that you shouted at Mr. Greenhill that you already had one notch on your gun and
Bessemer asked, “But isn’t it true, Ranger, that you shot an alleged
marijuana farmer last year and that you actually do have a notch carved into the
Kate’s jaw clenched and her lips whitened. She hesitated too long for
Bessemer tilted his head in a quizzical manner and asked his final questions.
“Would you agree, Ranger Stackbole, that the placement of the first notch on the
handle of a weapon actually anticipates the placement of more such nicks? If not,
and assuming that the shooting last year was justified -- an inquest did clear you --
why in the world did you decide to emulate Billy The Kid and decorate your .45?”
Poor Kate resembled a gasping lake trout lying on a wooden dock, her
mouth opening and closing as no answer spilled out. Bessemer turned on his heel
Waldo might have gotten off Scot-free at that point if he hadn’t let his
natural belligerence boil to the surface. As Kate left the stand, Waldo whispered,
“Bitch!” Half the women in the jury turned and looked at him, their lips suddenly
pursed in disapproval.
As it turned out, in the final analysis the majority of the jurors must have
decided Waldo was too handsome to spend the rest of his life in prison.
murder. The judge sentenced him to ten to twenty years and he was sent to the
minimum time. Prior to his discharge, I had never heard of him. His arrest and
subsequent trial in Idaho had been a local cause celebre at the time. When he left
prison, it was big news in the Gem State. I was visiting a cousin in Southern Idaho
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at the time and recognized that Waldo might make a great target of opportunity. My
“The son of a bitch got away with murder and he’ll do it again.”
Over drinks at The Hungover Cowboy in Glenn’s Ferry, cousin Jake Porter
told me the whole sordid story of Waldo Greenhill. Jake finished by saying,
“That’s easy. I heard on the radio today he went straight back to Stanley.
The reporter said he’s looking for work. I think that’s probably b.s. He’s going to be
Two days later, I checked into Danner’s Log Cabin Motel in beautiful
of the Sawtooth Wilderness Area, in a lush valley ringed by snowy peaks, it serves
as a jumping off place for backpackers, river rafters and fishermen in the summer
and snowmobile enthusiasts in the winter. I decided the best way to find Waldo was
to chat with waitresses. In a small town like Stanley, they were certain to be only
During my second breakfast at the Bridge Street Cafe I asked Magda, the
Her age and her chest size matched. She appeared to be around forty. She
grinned and said, “Comin’ up, mister.” Then she addressed a man in the first booth
I glanced in his direction. He was a hairy guy, with a good start on a beard.
His clothes were new and already dirty. There were flecks of egg white in his
whiskers. He was reading a day old copy of the Twin Falls Times-News newspaper.
He looked up and said to Magda, “Well, sugar, I guess my fifteen minutes are over.
She smiled at him and said, “Now listen here, Waldo Greenhill, all good
things come to an end eventually. Since you ain’t famous no more, I reckon you’ll
“Yeah, I guess I should. I been checkin’ the want ads and there don’t seem
Magda laughed and said, “What you’re good at, sweetie, ain’t goin’ to be in
the paper. Ray Calabrese told me he ain’t had no good…crop…since you left. Why
Waldo pensively pulled at his beard and looked in our direction. “I been
thinkin’ that’s what I want to do, but I need a stake to hold me until harvest time.”
I recognized my cue. I said, “Maybe I could help. I’m looking for someone
to help me pack in and out of the Sawtooth. I’m putting together a photographic
book on national wilderness areas. This will be my first excursion. I need a guide
who’ll assist me in carrying some of my gear and helping set up camp. If you know
Magda said, “Mister, you ain’t goin’ to find anybody who knows the
Waldo said, “Yeah, I’m a regular Kit Carson. What you’re talkin’ about
sounds like it’s right up my alley. How long do you plan on bein’ in there?”
He said, “Not with me along. I know exactly where to go for deer, bear,
“Well, you sound like the man for the job. You do understand it’s going to
“I’ll give you $300 a day, plus when we come back, you can keep the
He perked right up. For an experienced trapper, he sure didn’t recognize real
bait when he saw it. He said, “A hell of a deal. When do you want to go?”
I said, “I’ll go down to Twin Falls to the outfitters tomorrow and get what
we need. I’ll pick you up here the day after. We’ll have breakfast and take off about
8:00 a.m.”
I shook my head. “No, that’s not necessary.” It would have been easier to
pop him on a trip to Twin Falls and be gone. But I had a more dramatic denouement
in mind. Anyone can kill someone directly. It takes a master to do it with panache. I
mentioned to you before that I wasn’t following my pursuit for fun or profit. Well,
that’s not entirely the way it is. I do get a degree of enjoyment out of it. Each
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encounter becomes a little playlet, with me as the star and my subject as the
I got off my counter stool and walked over to his booth. I put out my hand
I pulled out my money clip and peeled off three one-hundred dollar bills.
“Here, this is an advance on your fee.” As he accepted the cash, I noticed he paid
special attention to my roll. If he wasn’t hooked before, he certainly was then. I’m
sure he was thinking that this was going to be easy. I had the same assessment.
The next day, at Idaho Outfitters in Twin Falls, I bought backpacks, sleeping
bags, solo tents, a variety of Adventure brand foods, a pot, two pans, two canteens,
a large spoon, two small spoons and a ten-inch hunting knife. I also picked up a
gallon jug of water for the canteens. We wouldn’t need much. That night back at the
motel I stowed my share of the gear in my pack. I included the Glock, the blade, my
digital camera and a portable global positioning system device. I had a special
The following morning, after checking out of Danner’s, I headed for the
Bridge Street Café. It was a delightful summer morning, the air holding just a bit of
mountain crispness. When I arrived at the restaurant just before 7 a.m., Waldo was
already there. I took a seat opposite him in his booth. He was expansive in his
happiness. He was flirting with Magda, telling her how he would take her over to
Boise for a good time when he and I got back. I thought, Maggie, don’t buy a new
It was then that something occurred which nearly sent my train off the track.
A uniformed female ranger entered and took a seat at the counter. Waldo gave her a
hard look, then said, “Well, if it ain’t ‘Lucky’ Stackbole. How’s the old arm? Does
I knew who she was. The last thing I wanted was for a trained professional
to see Waldo and me together. This was very unfortunate indeed. I pulled the bill of
my cap a little lower and avoided her eyes. She got off her stool and walked slowly
over to us. She smiled enigmatically and said, “I hear you’re limping a bit these
days, Waldo. And by the way, I went ahead and put a half notch on my pistol. In
your honor.”
Waldo was obviously trying hard to contain his anger. I knew how much he
must have hated her. He looked at me and said, “Let’s go. It’s getting late.”
Kate Stackbole said, “What’s your hurry. Why, you haven’t even introduced
your friend to me.” Not waiting, she stuck out her hand to me and said, “I’m Ranger
a guide for a few days. I’m going into the Sawtooth to take photos.”
She raised an eyebrow as she asked, “Do you know who this guy is?”
Stackbole said, “Oh, yeah, he knows it. But if you’re going in there with
him, you better watch your back. That’s all I have to say. Just be careful.”
With that, she said to Magda, “I’m not hungry after all.” She left the café.
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Nervously, he said, “Oh, that’s just the way she is. I was caught raising
weed up near Rocky Creek. She’s a hard ass and we kinda got into it when she
arrested me. Nothin’ serious, but enough to get me a stretch in the federal pen. If
I was silent for a moment, then said, “No, that’s okay. I smoked a few joints
when I was younger. If that’s the worst thing about you, I’m okay with it.”
I got to my feet and picked up the check. As I paid Magda I said, “We’ll see
We went outside and got in the car. As I pulled into the street, I went over
with Waldo the supplies I had bought. This was to strengthen his confidence in the
legitimacy of our arrangement. Waldo said, ”Sounds like you got most everything,
except coffee and mugs. Pull into Ace Groceries up ahead and I’ll run in and pick
them up. Don’t need a percolator. We can make cowboy coffee. Just boil the
In the Ace parking lot, he got out and headed for the door. He stopped to
talk to two men before he went in. They must have been friends, as much back-
slapping went on. During the conversation, he turned and pointed in my direction.
The men took notice of me and the Jeep. This again caused me concern. At this rate,
When he returned to the car and got in, he said, “I notice you’ve got Texas
I was ready for that. “I bought the car last year in Houston. My sister lives
there and I picked this up while I was down there on a visit. You ever been to
Texas?”
“Well, it certainly looks like God’s favored it. I told my Sis that the people
who think Texas is the greatest just haven’t been anywhere else.”
From Stanley to the trail head was only about a fifteen minute drive on an
unpaved road. Gravel clattered against the bottom of the Jeep. As we ascended up
the slope we entered a grove of aspens, the trees quivering and shaking across the
horizon. Deep ruts in the dirt made the going increasingly difficult. We passed an
Waldo pointed out, “This here is an old logging road. A lot of timber went
down this mountain before the federals took it over. Back then Stanley had a real
reason for being there. Now it’s all that phony shit catering to people who can’t
make it on their own.” He paused as he mulled over what he had just said. “No
disrespect intended.”
I said, “None taken. How far before we park the car and start hiking?”
“The road peters out in about a half mile. We’ll trek up to a clearing I know.
It will be a good place to camp tonight. Fairly flat and near a creek.”
We soon came upon a melting snow bank that stretched halfway across the
We got out of the Jeep and strapped on our packs. Waldo took the lead. The
ground around the snow was soggy, with lichen and ferns growing there. I noticed
that we were leaving tracks in the squishy earth. I didn’t like that.
Before long the elevation caught up with me and my breathing became labored. I
said, “If it is going to be much farther, I’m going to have to take a break.”
“It’s only a couple of hundred yards from here, but if you want to rest, we
can.”
There was an alpine chill in the air. Normally, I would have found it
invigorating, but the excitement of what was to come had already set me shivering.
Before long, we broke out of the woods into a small meadow, which was
bordered on the upside by a low cliff of granite. It was a picturesque place, one that
would look good on a postcard. A bright shaft of sunlight slashed through the trees,
brightening a small patch of purple Camas lilies and Blue-Pod Lupine blossoms.
From what I had read about Waldo’s crime, I suspected this was the place where he
Waldo said, “We’ll pitch our tents over by the cliff. If there is a breeze, the
When he returned, he dumped the kindling onto the ground and said, “I been
thinking. Maybe it would be better if you paid me now all the money you agreed
on. It’s not that I don’t trust you, but you know, I really don’t know you.”
with a large knife. He looked at me and tapped the knife on one of the rocks. Its
blade glinted menacingly in the sunlight. I figured that what he really wanted was
the money, all the equipment and the Jeep. I decided that the moment had come for
me to act.
I hesitated, as though thinking it over, and said, “Why not? You’ll earn it
As I reached into the backpack, Waldo rose and took a step in my direction.
I pulled the Glock out and pointed it at him. “Maybe you better sit back down,
the handle of the knife, moving the blade in small circles. As he appeared to be
calculating whether or not he could take me, I said, “Forget it, Waldo. I’m a hell of
a shot. Drop the blade and sit your ass down. Now!”
He threw the knife to one side and sat on the grass. He said, “Hey, mister,
you’ve got it all wrong. I mean you no harm. And I really don’t mind waiting for
I said, “This is not about the cash, Waldo. It’s about you. And Arthur
kill me.”
“That’s not the way I heard it. They say he was enforcing the law and it
Waldo said, “He was trying to run me off of my homestead. I was here
legally and he was giving me a bunch of bullshit, and so was that bitch ranger with
him.”
load of crap. You were squatting on public land, growing marijuana and poaching
animals. When they showed up to put a stop to your arrogant, criminal ways, you
decided to kill them. I think that had always been your plan if you were cornered.
What would you have done if you had gotten them both instead of just Constantine?
Bury them and park their vehicle miles away? Yes, I think that is what you would
“Some might say I’m Arthur Constantine’s brother. Not his blood relative,
but a brother all the same. I am the brother of all the innocent people slaughtered by
With false bravado he said, “What are you going to do? I’ve already served
“It’s really rather simple. You did a ten-year stretch for killing a man. I
don’t think that was an appropriate punishment. I’m here to bring you the justice
you deserve.”
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He asked, “So are you going to put me in some kind of homemade jail? You
could never do that. I’ll probably outlive you. What happens then?
“Imprisoning you is not what I had in mind. I’m going to give you what you
gave Constantine.”
He began to shake his head slowly from side to side. He moaned, “Oh, no,
I had heard enough of his blubbering. I shot him in the forehead, just a bit
off center. I never claimed to be a perfect marksman. But when it comes to head
shots, an inch one way or the other doesn’t matter. For good measure, I pumped two
He had slumped to one side. I moved him onto his back and put his legs
together, then crossed his arms on his chest. As an added artistic touch, I plucked a
Camas lily and slid the stem between his cooling hands. I had a fleeting thought that
it might be nice to take a picture of him and send it to his mom. I decided against
that. After all, I’m not a cruel person. I didn’t want to hurt her feelings. On the other
hand, she may have been happy to see that the evil child she had spawned would
kill no more.
checked the latitude and longitude. On a piece of paper I scribbled the coordinates. I
placed the paper on Waldo’s stomach and snapped a picture of the body with my
The next forty-five minutes were spent piling rocks on the corpse. I wanted
it to be intact when the sheriff would find it. When I was through with the task, I
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policed the area, picking up my cartridge brass and all the camping equipment. It
The sun was setting as I drove through Stanley. I drove on to Twin Falls and
checked into the Gem Motel. After all my exertion I slept quite soundly. The next
morning I slipped on a pair of latex gloves and visited a digital photo lab. I printed
two sets of the snaps of Waldo. I visited the post office next and bought two
stamped envelopes. I mailed one group of pics to Kate Stackbole and the other to
I heard from my Cousin Jake a few days later. He had phoned to let me
know that some fine citizen had killed Waldo Greenhill. The sheriff had said in a
Chapter Four
where the criminals whom I dispatch are located. Happenstance has little to do with
it. The fact is that there is an abundance of felons from whom I can choose, no
matter where I go. It is not a matter of seeking candidates, but rather, of winnowing
them out.
The ones I find most satisfying to eliminate are the murderers who blame
You know the defenses. “I was high on drugs, or I was drunk. I have a
dependency disease. I am bipolar. My father beat me. My mother left me. I can’t
help doing what I do.” And on and on goes the litany of bullshit excuses. These are
the ones who will, more likely than not, never stop killing because in their minds
they have rationalized evil. Once a killer excuses his malevolence, he can act
without compunction. After all, he thinks, it’s not his fault. And God forbid that
some judge or jury excuses him because they have become convinced he is a nut
case. Nothing emboldens evil more than to exonerate it because of the belief that no
I am not the pot calling the kettle black. I am not a psycho. If I were, you,
jeopardy. But this is not the case. A crazed individual might do you in someday, but
Distributing retribution means a lot to me. It’s what really counts. I find that
a lot of what passes for importance is really nothing but sentimental bullshit. I
remember the maudlin sobbing of the thousands who mourned the passing of that
renowned druggie, John Lennon. Twenty-five years later they and their kids
blubbered again, crowding into Strawberry Fields in New York’s Central park to
pay homage to a man they called ‘genius’. Yoko Ono received as much adulation as
Eleanor Roosevelt ever had. I will probably be around to observe the golden
anniversary of his achieving room temperature. Oh, happy day. In the meantime, I
Mussolini, Ho Chi Minh…were responsible for the deaths of millions. But I can’t
say for sure that any one of them actually caused a death with his own hand. So
what does that make me? A larger menace to humanity? No. I am a threat only to
the scummy detritus of a society that breeds murderous villains who have no moral
Many things have influenced me and led me to the path I’m on. Knowing
Joshua Fishbein, for instance. I don’t worry inordinately about my health, but if my
heart or my colon is about to double-cross me, I want to know about it. Josh
Fishbein is a general practioner in Dallas and has been my family doctor for several
years. He actually cried the day he told Dori and me that she had cancer. Dr.
Fishbein’s grandparents perished at Treblinka. His sister, Sarah, was blown to bits
on a bus in Tel Aviv while on vacation in Israel. He has a small oil portrait of her
hanging in the waiting room at his clinic. She had been beautiful, with a haunting
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sadness in her painted eyes. Because of the travail that had been visited upon him
and his family, he had become an incredibly empathetic physician. Even all that
sorrow never diminished his great sense of humor. I remember one time when I
called to see him because of an unusual dizzy spell. By the time I saw him, I had no
more spells to report. In his wry manner, he said, “Well, Duncan, here you are, all
dressed up and no vertigo.” I saw him at least once every few months. My
relationship with Joshua and my awareness of the tragedies that had affected his life
New York. The day I had long hoped for arrived when Beth gave birth to a sweet
baby daughter, Kayla Corrigan. It was on the trip to New York to see my first
grandchild that I learned of the circumstances which set the stage for justice to
embrace yet another miscreant. There had been an account in the New York Post
concerning citizen outrage in a Jersey shore community over the release from
prison, three months early, of one Edward Savoy. He was not a well regarded man
Janice Lenz had been a cheerleader in high school and later, in college.
Unlike many of her friends, she did not date football players unless they were
smart. She had more brains than beauty, and that said a lot, as she was indeed a very
pretty girl. She fell in love with a boy in her university sophomore class. He was a
math whiz and couldn’t catch a football, much less throw one. Don Burden told his
friends that he had fallen in love at first sight with Janice. That she felt the same
way about him was the high point of his life. They were married the day after
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Jersey. Don went to work for an insurance company as an actuary. Janice found a
job at the First State Bank in Sandy Shores, where she eventually attained the rank
of assistant manager. Her work area was adorned with pictures of her family; her
Her father, Arthur Lenz, had returned from Vietnam in ’68 with a Silver Star
on his chest and ambition in his heart. He went to college on his veteran’s benefits
and became a lawyer. In 1986 he ran for the office of Mayor of Sandy Shores and
was elected. Jan’s mother, Katherine Lenz, was a stay at home mom who devoted
several hours each week to volunteer service at Sandy Shores Medical Center. In
1983, she was honored by the hospital as the Volunteer of the Year. The family was
Janice Burden was twenty-five years old when she died. Her death was
grisly in the extreme. Her left arm was ripped from her body just before she was
decapitated.
As she crossed Highway 36, a man driving a 1983 Buick ran a red light and
smashed broadside into Janice’s Toyota. It was estimated that he had been going
more than eighty miles per hour. Edward Savoy’s blood alcohol registered three
times the legal limit. As so often happens when a drunk driver kills an innocent
person, the felon escaped with only minor injuries. Mr. Savoy was not a novice
drunk driver. He had been arrested eight times before for DUI.
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By any measure of the word, Savoy was a loser. And being one gave him
the impetus to drink. As he drank, he became in his mind less a loser and more a
man, accepted by his only friends, the other habitués of Jersey bars.
Six years before, he had roared through a school zone and killed Millicent
Roland, a crossing guard. At the time of that crime, he had no driver’s license and
no chance of ever having one again. When he was arrested at the scene, he
mumbled, in a drunken stupor, “Thank God she was just a nigger.” Judge Garner
West was known for his stern demeanor. However, when he informed Savoy that he
would be spending seventy-two months in the East Jersey State Prison at Rahway,
he pronounced with a smile. Most people figured that at least half of the sentence
was due to Savoy’s racist comment about Millicent. Some attributed all of it to
Savoy’s stupidity. He was paroled in five and a half years, after convincing the
parole board that he was sober and would stay that way. His first day on the outside
found him showing his good faith by going on a three-day bender. He killed Mrs.
After the smashup with Janice Burden, Savoy was immediately arrested. At
the subsequent trial, his defense was that he couldn’t help himself, that his
alcoholism was a disease. The jury found him guilty of vehicular manslaughter. The
judge, who saw something in Savoy that no one else did, gave him only four years
and sent him back to Rahway. He was released after doing all but the final ninety
days of his stretch. His sister, Juanita Montana, never gave up on Edward. She took
him in and offered to help him find a job. The immediate problem she faced was
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that prospective employers wanted sober workers. She sent Edward out the door
each noon with twenty dollars and a copy of the newspaper help wanted ads. She no
longer had an automobile, so Eddie was forced to ride the bus. She optimistically
circled the advertisements that she thought he might be qualified to answer. After
ten days she was out $200 and Eddie was happy as a clam.
It was about this time that I decided to go looking for Mr. Savoy. I wanted
to buy him a drink, always a good way to meet someone. Juanita’s name had been
release. She was listed in the Monmouth County phone book at an address in
Eatontown, New Jersey. The central Jersey communities of Monmouth County are
quiet burgs, existing as bedroom communities for the most part. Much of the local
economy is derived from the summer influx of weekenders and vacationers who
It was late spring when I checked into the Holiday Inn in Tinton Falls,
adjacent to Eatontown. As I lay in bed that night I put together a plan for Mr.
Savoy. I rehearsed in my mind the scolding I would deliver to him before the coup
This pun would not be passed along, but as I nodded off there came a smile to my
cavalier attitude I have shown in my dealings with the people I dispatch. Actually, I
don’t care what you think. I believe that I am doing society’s work, where society
can’t or won’t. As we are all part of mankind, the excision of the criminals among
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us is self-defense. Look upon me, if you will, as a white corpuscle in the body of
man. Your life is infinitely better because of my dedication. I do not believe God
will punish me for the men I killed in Vietnam. My hobby is an extension of that
The next morning I drove to the local Staples Office Supply. I purchased a
sturdy executive office chair, the kind with nice wheels. Staples was coincidentally
next door to The Home Depot. After loading the chair into the back of my Jeep, I
visited the super hardware store and bought duct tape, a knife, and a sixty-foot
length of rope. After a stop at Dunkin Donuts, I parked across the street from
Juanita Montana’s wooden frame house. The yard was a mess, the paint was peeling
and one window had masking tape criss-crossed on it to hold it together. It appeared
show on WABC radio. It was after two in the afternoon before Savoy exited the
house and meandered down to the corner bus stop. I recognized his sallow face
from the newspaper clipping on the seat next to me. He was a skinny man, typical
After he boarded the bus ten minutes later, it moved off in a pall of diesel
exhaust. I followed it down Broadway Street until Savoy got off. He waited for the
bus to depart, then scurried eagerly across the thoroughfare and entered a
nondescript tavern. I waited for an hour before I left my car and entered the lounge.
faces can be seen nearly every day. Dark inside, until your eyes adjust to the
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dimness. Smell of stale beer and decayed dreams. A non-future with a head on it.
The opposite of “Cheers.” That was Brian McNulty’s place, the place where Eddie
There were a half dozen people in the joint. Eddie was sitting at the bar, a
draft beer in front of him. He was alone, and seemed interested more in drinking
than anything else. I took a stool two seats away from him. The bartender, whom I
took to be McNulty, was a taciturn man who responded to his customers’ needs
without extraneous conversation. Eddie was already four Buds toward becoming a
scintillating conversationalist.
I’m on my way to Atlantic City. Drove down from Boston. Got leg cramps, so I
checked into a motel here. That happens to me a lot. I’m supposed to take
potassium for it, but I forgot my pills. I’ll pick up some tomorrow before I leave.”
“Bourbon, neat, with a large glass of water.” I ordered it that way so I could
get rid of the whisky surreptitiously without drinking it. I would be sober as a judge
thought.
registry tubs, non-union. I’ve been around the world three times. That’s where I
learned to drink. Nothing else to do. Couldn’t develop a relationship with anyone
because I was never any place long enough to learn her last name. It’s not easy to
get blackballed in the third world navy, but I did. They will allow a drunk to work,
but not to fuck up. I laid up a Panamanian freighter with ruined bearings because I
was shit-faced on the job. That did it. So now I’m looking for a land job. They
aren’t easy to find. Especially when I have to ride a fuckin’ bus everywhere. Soon
Eddie back behind the wheel of an automobile was the very last thing New
Jersey needed.
I said, “Yeah, jobs are hard to come by sometimes. I was lucky. I was never
out of work for very long. And the insurance business isn’t too bad. You have to
have the gift of gab, and I’ve been blessed with it.”
“I thought about insurance sales, but what do you do when you run out of
“That’s not really where the business comes from. Represent a good line of
By now, I was sure that everyone who heard us was convinced I was an
indemnity salesman. For an hour, Eddie pissed and moaned about his bad luck, but
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never talked about his prison record. When I offered to buy him a drink, he
accepted without shame, and since he wasn’t paying, he switched from beer to
Absolut Vodka.
By eight that evening, Savoy was wobbling, in danger of falling off his seat.
Outside, I could hear the rumbling of a spring storm. Before long, even
above the jukebox noise, I could hear the drumming of rain on the roof.
There was a puddle of whisky on the floor where I had been disposing of the
Maker’s Mark. The only sober person in the place, besides me, was McNulty, and I
I said to McNulty, “I hope we haven’t bored you with all our blather.”
He said, “No sweat. It’s all research for my book. Going to call it, ‘Drinking
Out Loud.’”
I laughed and said, “That’s a good one on which to end the evening. I better
head back to the hotel. I would wait for the rain to end, but it doesn’t sound as
McNulty looked at me over his glasses. “He doesn’t have a car anymore. He
I cocked my head as though I was thinking that comment over. I said, “What
the hell, Eddie, I’ll give you a lift to your house if you would like.”
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grabbed him under the left armpit. I nodded to McNulty and said, “I’ll take him
The barkeep nodded, his hands on the mahogany surface in front of him.
Outside, the downpour had not abated. As I steered Savoy toward my Jeep,
rain sloshing down his neck partially revived him. He looked at me in the dim light
His head bobbed drunkenly as he slurred, “Oh, yeah. I need to get home. I
“Eddie, I’ll take you home. Give me your address before you pass out.”
He mumbled a street name and number. I didn’t catch all of it, but it made
I opened the passenger door and pushed him onto the seat. He dragged his
legs in and slumped down. I shut the door and sloshed through the rain to my door
and opened it. The wet clothing made it chilly. I started the engine and turned on
the heater. The smell of alcohol emanating from Eddie was strong.
I drove to a large shopping center on State Highway 35 and pulled in. The
stores were still open, so I drove to a place in the parking area where there were no
cars. I waited there until one in the morning, when all the stores were closed and
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everyone had gone home. By then the storm had passed. The streets were wet,
reflecting refractions of the street lamps. My passenger slept soundly, snoring most
of the time.
There were several exits from the center. One of them had shrubbery
growing on both sides of the opening. It was ideal for what I had in mind. Eddie
Savoy had destroyed people with two tons of speeding metal. It was only
appropriate that he face the same fate. Remember, this is not revenge by proxy I am
had selected would assist him in understanding why he deserved what was about to
happen to him.
The rain had stopped and a thin ground fog had rolled in from the shore. I
opened my door and went to the back of the SUV. I swung open the rear door and
removed the chair. I stuck the roll of duct tape into my pocket. I rolled the chair to a
spot adjacent to the passenger door of the vehicle. I opened it and shook Savoy
“Not yet, Eddie. You need to get out of the car for a minute. Here, I’ll help
you.”
I grabbed him by the arm and pulled him out. He wobbled as I pushed him
into the chair. He looked around groggily. Confusion showed on his face as he
I said, “Hold still for a moment.” I hurriedly wrapped the tape around his
He began to emerge from the haze and said, “What are you doing?”
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I went back to the rear of the Liberty and removed the coil of rope. When I
returned to Savoy, I said, “Let me jog your memory, Eddie. Do you recall Millicent
He didn’t respond.
“Sure you do, Eddie. They are both six feet under, and you put them there.
Mrs. Roland’s head split open when it hit your windshield. Mrs. Burden’s head was
lopped off when you hit her car. I think it might be sweet justice if something
I held up the rope. “I’m going to tie this to your chair. Then I’m going to
stretch it across this street. I’ll wait on the other side for an eighteen-wheeler to
come along, and then at the last possible second, I’ll pull on the rope and drag you
in front of the truck. With luck, the huge mass of metal will mangle your body very
painfully. It should kill you, but if it doesn’t, you will probably wish that it had.”
Fright spread across Savoy’s face. “In God’s name, why are you doing this.
And then, the old familiar refrain. He said, “I’ve done my time. I’ve paid my
debt to society, for God’s sake. You can’t do this. You can’t.” He began to cry,
I studied him for a moment, then said, “Well, actually, Edward, I can. As for
the reason why I am doing this, it is primarily to deter you from repeating your sins.
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But there is a larger issue. Look at it this way. There are thousands of people who
have maimed and killed others by causing wrecks while they were driving drunk.
Now, logic dictates that it would be nigh impossible to take them all out, so I have
chosen you. I am going to crucify you, figuratively speaking. Edward, you’re going
to pay with your life for all those sinners’ transgressions. You’re the chosen one,
the man who will lift the burden from the backs of all the alcoholics who have
murderously crapped on the rest of us. Your name should be on a plaque in every
bar in the country, but I’m afraid it won’t be. But I’ll know what a great sacrifice
His crying became a wail. He sobbed, “I’ll never do it again, Mister. I’ve
learned my lesson. I’ll quit drinking. I can turn my life around. Please, for God’s
“Sorry, Eddie, but you’ve had all the chances you are going to get.”
soulless animal.
I bent and tied the rope to the base of the chair, then reached underneath and
released the spring that held the chair in a low position. It bobbed up high enough
that Savoy’s feet were off the ground. He was positioned in the shopping center
exit, hidden from both directions by shrubbery. I waited until there was no traffic
and trotted across the roadway, letting the line lay on the pavement. I squatted by
the curb, hidden by a postal collection box. A few cars went by. No one seemed to
notice the rope. Finally, I could hear the engine and tires of a large truck
approaching.
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“Do you hear that, Eddie?” I called out “That’s the devil, coming to get
you.”
Dimly, I could see him trying to break free. I couldn’t see his eyes, but I am
The huge vehicle came closer, and closer, and at the exact right moment, I
hauled the line as rapidly as I could. A split second before it smashed into Eddie,
the driver hit the brakes. Too late. Savoy and the chair tumbled end over end fifty
feet down the roadway, stopping finally beneath a street lamp. I could see he was a
bloody mess. As the driver dismounted and ran toward Savoy’s remains, I slipped
across the road behind his truck. I walked swiftly to my car and left the parking lot
News of Eddie’s demise made the front page of the local paper. The police
said they had no clues. I guess the rope, the chair and the tape didn’t qualify as
evidence. When they identified Savoy, the reports of his death moved quickly to a
cold case file jacket. As the detective assigned to the case said to a reporter, “Too
Chapter Five
By now, you are either with me or ready to call law enforcement and turn
me in. But this is a piece of fiction, so that is not an option. Or is it? Could it be that
be that I am really as horrible and evil as some of you may believe? After all, dear
reader, I really am a retired judge from Texas. How much else herein is true? Are
they are?
Given the chance, wouldn’t you shoot Osama bin Laden? So what is the
You may also have noticed that there is nothing personal in my alleged
Revenge is not a factor. Justice is. This has always been true even when my
good friend, Evan Jacoby, was murdered during a carjacking. The perp, Alonzo
Goshen, was captured the same day. He did not get bail, and was later sentenced to
life without parole. It was entirely coincidental that Goshen was later stabbed to
death by Muhammad Jackson in the laundry at the Ellis Unit of the Texas
penitentiary system. It was further by chance that Jackson’s wife received ten
thousand dollars in cash two days after I withdrew an identical amount from my
savings. Deepak Chopra wasn’t far off the mark when he said, “When you live your
life with an appreciation of coincidences and their meanings, you connect with the
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dead. Was it I who crossed the line between assassination and murder? Who, me?
And then there was Dieter Schlecter. He was never known to be a ladies
man. His friends all said he was a loner who kept to himself. They never saw him
with a date. At forty-one, he was still on his first job, working as a furniture
deliveryman for New York’s Giant Home Furnishings in Brooklyn, New York.
Giant was way down on the low end of low end furniture companies. They gained
some notoriety when they survived a challenge in court by the New York football
Giants due to alleged name infringement. The apostrophe “s” on New York’s saved
the furniture dealer from a financial setback. Most of its customers are poor blacks
But in most cases it is all they could afford. Dieter Schlecter was the ideal
deliveryman for a sorry company like Giant. He was someone who would never
Lifting heavy bureaus and tables had helped him develop a strong body. He
usually had underarm odor equally as intense. His face had a doughy look, with
pocked cheeks and a bulbous nose. He never drank on the job, but made up for that
the moment he got off work. True to his German heritage, his favorite beverage was
beer. He drank it from quart bottles, and the cheaper the better.
His choice of alcohol was indicative of all his life preferences. Inexpensive
food, clothing and lodging. After work each evening, like a snake in a rocky hole,
he ventured out only to pursue food, drink, or sex. And he certainly never paid for
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sex. He got his share, but it was only because he was a rapist. His choice of victims
was selected from among those whom he had reason to believe would not resist.
When he was drunk, he usually went after the first female target of opportunity that
came along. Most of his prey were prostitutes who plied their trade in the poorer
parts of Brooklyn. His modus operandi was simple. He negotiated sex and then
simply refused to pay for it after completion of the act. When the hooker
complained, he would beat her nearly enough to put her out of business.
Complaints to the police, when there were any, were scoffed at by the
hardened cops who didn’t believe the vics. If some guy had taken a working girl off
the street for a while, it just made their job easier. It seemed, then, that Dieter had
hit upon the perfect scheme to satisfy his lust and need to dominate.
Schlecter was oblivious to much of the world around him back in 1983.
Tom Brokaw was the new NBC anchor, the Soviets shot down Korean Air flight
007, Metallica released their debut album, “Kill ‘Em All,” and Tennessee Williams
died. Dieter had no clue regarding these events and wouldn’t have cared one way or
the other even if he had. He was an ignorant man, apparently happy to stay that
way.
Maria Santos was not a prostitute. She was, in fact, a medical assistant who
worked at the Flatbush Free Clinic. Employment there was less a job than it was a
calling. Low wages, long hours and no hope of advancement. But Maria knew that
her reward would come in time, when the Holy Mother would some day clasp her
to her bosom and caress the years of care away. She had been at the health center
Maria lived with her mom in a fourth floor tenement apartment. It was hot in
the summer and cold in the winter. But it was all they could afford. Her mother,
Alberta, was a janitress at P.S. 77. She was not anywhere close to being among the
hierarchy of janitors in the New York Public School system. Many of the head
janitors were wealthy, living high on kickbacks from the vendors who sold the
schools cleaning supplies, toilet paper, towels, brooms and more. It was the
So the two hard-working decent women lived a life of gray and oppressive
penury. Their working hours were different, with Alberta leaving for her tasks
about an hour after Maria came home. They usually ate dinner together, and
Dieter Schlecter saw Maria at the clinic when he went in to have the doctor
check his penis to see why it was exuding pus. The diagnosis was gonorrhea. He
joked with the doc and told him that his father, who had served in the Far East,
called it gone-to-Korea. Doctor Grimes didn’t think that was humorous. He asked
Dieter where he had contracted the disease and was told, “In an alley. I didn’t catch
her name.” He prescribed an antibiotic and told Dieter to come back in a week.
Most men, even one as reptilian in nature as Dieter, have a vision of the
ideal woman. It could be that she resembles a girl on whom he once had a secret
crush. Or it might be that she possesses a certain combination of facial features that
he finds appealing. In Dieter’s case, Maria had the misfortune to look a lot like
Bonita Bazooms, a Latina porn star whom Schlecter had viewed many times on his
DVD player.
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In interviews later with a prison psychiatrist Dieter said that the vision of
Bonita and Maria began to meld into one. He said he began to attribute erotic
qualities to Miss Santos. The thought grew that she would perform sexually like a
porn star were she to be sufficiently aroused. He would act on that impulse as soon
as he could. He convinced himself that once his cock was inside Maria, she would
succumb to the desires that she (and all women, he believed) had but were reluctant
to show.
When he went back to see the doctor for a follow-up visit, he saw Maria
again. He began to stalk her, at first from a distance and later from a closer
proximity. Finally, one evening as she left the Dominican bodega near her building,
he spoke to her. He came up behind her and grasped her elbow. “Where are you
She tried to pull away and said, “Well, you are hurting me. Let me go. And,
He said gutturally, “Not no more, I don’t. The doc cured me. You wouldn’t
She pushed at him with her free hand and said loudly, “Leave me alone! Let
me go.”
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People on the sidewalk passed them by, thinking they were witnessing a
Dieter pulled her close and whispered in her ear, “You come with me or I’ll
kill you, bitch.” His foul breath made her gag and she shook with disgust. It was
then that she felt the pain in her side. He had stuck a knife a little way into her flesh,
barely a scratch, but painful. The early twilight of November had helped mask this
part of the attack. Maria couldn’t believe this was happening to her, out in the open
with people passing by. A man approached and she looked into his eyes and he
just passed the couple, but turned when he heard her. He went back to them and
Maria shrieked, “He’s going to kill me. He’s got a knife. Help me!”
The man who had stopped to help moved back slightly. He hadn’t
volunteered for a knife fight. However, as other people began to gather around,
Dieter turned and ran through the crowd, disappearing down the first side street. A
woman in the cluster had a cell phone and had already dialed 911. Moments later,
the wail of a police siren was heard, echoing between the tenements. Maria
staggered to the closest stoop and slumped onto the bottom step. An old woman
came down the stairs and sat beside her, comforting her. A chill not due to the cool
Center on DeKalb Avenue, where she was treated and released. Detective Joe Sloan
of Special Victims who interviewed her assured her that Dieter Schlecter would be
Dieter made his way to his apartment and locked the door. Two detectives
were at his door within an hour of the assault. He tried to explain that it was simply
a domestic dispute between a man and his girl. His reasoning fell on deaf ears. He
His employer, Grant Simpkins, visited Dieter in the jail the next day. He
assured the wayward deliveryman that he would put up his bail as soon as it was set
at arraignment. He did so, and Schlecter was back on the job the following day.
Dieter was unaware of the promise that Detective Sloan had made to Maria.
He let two days pass, to allow things die down a bit. On the third day, he waited
after work for Maria in the vestibule of her tenement building. It was nearly dark
there, the only illumination emanating from a dim sign next to the fire door. The
sign said XIT, the E having been broken long ago. The burned out hall lights were
never replaced by the tightfisted landlord. Dieter’s breath fogged in the cold of the
Let me point out that some might call Dieter a sicko. I never would. He was
not sick, he was evil. Evil is the driving force behind all criminal acts. The perps do
not see themselves as wicked. They don’t even admit to being selfish, cruel
bastards, which is what they are. Again, their iniquity is why they can never, ever
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works.
So Dieter Schlecter lay in wait, like a python with only one goal. He stood
in a small alcove where an inoperative fire hose hung on the wall, coiled and
molding. Someone named Chaco had tagged the wall opposite him in huge spray
painted red letters. Residents trickled in, heading for home. The stale smell of the
building began to succumb to scents of aroz con pollo, frijoles negros, curtido
Salvadoreno and chapina. Dieter recognized only the cabbage fragrance, but all of
the blended odors made him hungry. But his lust for Maria was stronger than his
desire for food. His patience was rewarded at five forty-five when his target entered
the building. As she walked past him, he slipped up behind her and put his left arm
around her, his hand resting on her right breast. His other hand covered her mouth,
He said, “You keep quiet, Maria, and you won’t get hurt. Let’s go to your
apartment.” He shoved her forward to the stairs. Too frightened to resist, Maria let
him shove her up the steps. They stumbled up the four flights, coming finally to
Maria’s door. Schlecter said impatiently, “Come on, Goddammit, open it. Let’s go
in there where it’s warm. I been freezin’ my ass off, waitin’ for you, Honey.”
Maria fumbled in her purse for her key, stifling the urge to scream. She did
believe him regarding his threats. When the door clicked open, Dieter shoved Maria
violently into the apartment, which was little more than a large room and a
separated twin beds from the rest of the quarters. It was then that he saw Maria’s
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mother, Alberta. She stood by the kitchen stove, her head turned to see what the
commotion was.
Maria had moved across the room to her mother’s side. Schlecter kicked the
door shut and asked again, “I said, who the fuck are you.”
“I’m Maria’s Mama, Alberta Santos. And who are you, you disrespectful
man, to come in here like this, with your foul mouth? Maria, who is this man?”
Fright showing in her voice, Maria answered, “It’s Dieter Schlecter, Mama,
the man who attacked me on the street. He forced his way in.”
“Fuck the police, old woman. They don’t want me. They let me go.”
Schlecter strode quickly across the room, shoving Alberta away and
grasping Maria’s arm. “You two shut up. I’ll do the talking. You do what I want
and nobody gets hurt. Maria, you are my woman, and you can’t change that.”
Alberta lunged at Dieter, a small kitchen knife in her upraised hand. The
universal instinct of a mother gave impetus to her act. Schlecter released Maria and
grabbed Alberta’s arm. It was no contest. He snapped her forearm like a flower
stem, then slammed her jaw with his fist. She slumped to the floor, unconscious.
Schlecter pushed her past the curtain and threw her bodily onto one of the
beds.
He raped her, and when she did not react with enthusiasm, he cursed her and
raped her again. Throughout the ordeal, she sobbed and prayed in Spanish to God
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for help. This reaction to the sexual act enraged Dieter. He stood and pulled his
pants up. Frustrated, he did what any self-respecting rapist does. He beat her until
she was barely conscious, then left. Her eyes were swollen, her face was bloodied,
her upper body covered with purple welts. Barely able to move, she rose from the
bed and went to check on her mother, who had regained consciousness and was
Maria left the room and stumbled across the hall to the apartment of Jose
and Graciela Principio. Mr. Principio called 911 and Mrs. Principio tended to the
By midnight, Dieter was in the jail at the 67th Precinct on Flatbush Avenue.
This visit began a long period of incarceration for the evil Mr. Schlecter. Mr.
Simpkins did not respond to Dieter’s phone calls, and in fact, never spoke to him
again. Randolph Wiskall, the public defender assigned to Dieter’s case, met with
him two days after his arrest. He listened to Dieter’s story and determined he was
guilty as sin and had absolutely no defense. Wiskall persuaded him to cop a plea.
The Assistant District Attorney agreed to a sentence of ten to twenty years for rape
and felonious assault. This was more than most first time offenders receive.
However, both the A.D.A. and the judge were agreed that Schlecter was obsessed
with Maria and that she could be protected only by locking her attacker away for a
long time. Maria and Alberta eventually recovered from their injuries, though
Alberta was not able to resume her duties at the school. She found work as a private
maid for a family in the Park Slope section of Brooklyn, at less pay.
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I became aware of the story when an article appeared in the New York Post
regarding Schlecter. It seems that Maria was not an only child. She had a younger
brother named Cristofero who had been in Puerto Rico when his mother and sister
had been brutalized by Schlecter. By the time Cristofero Santos made his way to
New York, Dieter was already in the Bare Hill Medium Correctional Facility. Senor
Santos was understandably highly irate about the attacks. Schlecter served nearly
the full twenty years before his release. Santos never forgot for a moment what had
happened. Three days after Schlecter was released, Cristofero attempted to take his
revenge. The rage he had nursed for two decades boiled over. He confronted the
rapist outside his parole officer’s building and fired a pistol at him at point blank
range. Cristofero had never before fired a weapon. He missed his target. Schlecter
did not stick around to see who the crazy Puerto Rican was. He ran for his life.
Santos chased him, firing five more times, missing with every blast. Thankfully, he
also missed numerous bystanders, who also ran for their lives. Police and parole
officers ran into the street and chased after the shooter. They collared him as he was
Poor Cristofero was held without bail and copped a plea to illegally
After reading of the account in the newspaper, and also of the history of
Dieter Schlecter’s crime, I decided that Schlecter had not paid nearly enough to
Schlecter was probably destitute and would be in need of cash. I phoned Robbie
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Wilson, Schlecter’s parole officer, and told him I had read about the fracas on Jay
delivery truck. If Schlecter needs a job, I’d like to help. Do you have a phone
Wilson thanked me for my offer, which I knew would make his job easier.
“Well, I’m really not supposed to give out any information on these mutts, but I
guess he needs help, for sure. He doesn’t have a phone but he lives at 2201 Driggs,
in a flophouse run by the state. I ought to warn you, though, that I don’t think he’s
going to make it on the outside. He’s a mean son of a bitch. But you never know, do
you?”
I said, “No, you don’t. But I’ll bet I can turn him around. Give me a week or
clerk sat behind a counter atop which a wire cage wall separated him from the
riffraff. The place smelled of stale mop water, moldy wood and the ubiquitous odor
I handed the man a business card, one selected from a variety I keep for
most purposes. It said, “Dashiell Condon, Attorney at Law.” It also listed a phone
number, which was actually the Mayor of New York’s office number. That should
“I ain’t sure what his room number is. He ain’t been here long.”
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He paused, his head cocked to one side. “I don’t know. He might not want
any visitors.”
I pulled out my money clip and peeled off a five spot. “Here’s five dollars.
I climbed the dingy stairs to the third floor, looking for 3-B. It was two
doors down from the stairwell. I knocked politely. A muffled voice asked, “Who’s
there?”
The door cracked open. Schlecter peered at me through the two-inch vertical
aperture. “A lawyer with good news? Where the fuck were you twenty years ago?”
“Not here, that’s for sure. Are you going to let me in?”
He opened up and I walked in. The room was filthy. The remnants of
Chinese take-out were on a maple coffee table. The bed was unmade. An empty
quart beer bottle served as an ashtray. It was half full of stubs. There were no chairs.
unmade as his bed. His clothes were dirty. His belt was unfastened, the buckle
He sat on the bed and asked, looking at my card, “So what is the good news,
Mr. Condon?”
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I set my brief case on top of his dresser, after moving more empty food
containers.
“Mr. Schlecter, did you know the man who tried to shoot you?”
“Hell, no. I mean, I didn’t know who he was until I read about it in the Daily
News. He’s got some kind of grudge against me, says I hurt his mother and his
sister.”
“That was a big fuckin’ misunderstanding. That bitch Maria was leadin’ me
on. When her mama found out, she lied about us. I hurt the mother, but she had it
coming. She tried to kill me. It was self-defense. Then they both lied about me and I
ended up doing nearly twenty years for their lyin’ shit. No tellin’ what they told that
I said, “So you were actually innocent of the crime they sent you up for?”
“Damn right. And as soon as I can find Maria, I’ll straighten her ass out
once and for all. But you still ain’t told me what the good news is.”
I could have drawn it out for another few minutes with some cock and bull
crap that would have gotten his hopes up. But I had heard enough. He had no
“Oh, I’m sorry. Did I say your worries were over? I meant the Santos’
family will have no more worries, at least as far as you are concerned.”
“I don’t understand.”
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I slipped on a pair of gloves, took the pistol with its silencer attached out of
my briefcase and pointed at him. I said, “Of course you don’t, you asshole.”
He had a hard time figuring out what that meant. He seemed surprised to see
He started to make a quick move toward me. I fired the Glock before he had
a chance to complete the maneuver. The round hit his left hand, shattering the
fourth metacarpal bone. He froze, emitting a garbled scream, “Aarghh! You shot
“I’ll shoot you again if you don’t do what I tell you. Now get in the damned
“I’m bleeding. Oh, God, I’m bleeding all over the place.”
“Take the pillowcase off the pillow and wrap it around your hand.”
A flicker of hopefulness crossed his face as he thought I might not kill him.
And in fact, it was not my intention to exterminate him. I don’t kill every one of my
targets. Dieter had not killed anyone, so I had decided to give him a life lesson that
He wrapped the linen around his hand and stumbled to the wooden chair. I
moved behind him and took out the roll of duct tape. “Now, don’t move, you son of
a bitch, or I’ll blow your head off.” While he was distracted in tending to his
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wound, I quickly wrapped the tape around him and the chair back. His arms were
pinned.
Another few wraps and so were his legs. Finally, I ripped off a short piece
and placed it over his mouth. I went back to the briefcase and removed an
I moved directly in front of Dieter. He was sweating with fear and useless
“Dieter, I want you to listen to me very carefully. Your life will depend
upon your following my instructions to the letter. First, you are to never, ever have
any contact with Maria Santos, Her mother, Alberta Santos, or Maria’s brother,
Cristofero Santos. Further, you are to never hurt another woman as long as you live.
You get a Goddamned job and stay out of trouble.” I threw that last part in for good
measure.
“Now, I am going to give you some of what you gave Maria and Alberta.
And if you don’t obey the orders I have given you, I will come back, find you and
kill you.
I didn’t ask for a sign of assent from him, but he nodded his head in the
affirmative anyway. For the next ten minutes I worked him over with that baton
until he was barely conscious. His balls throbbed with pain, his arm was broken as
well as some ribs. His nose bled and his eyes were puffed nearly closed. Dealing
with the scumbag that day made me aware of how easy it must be for some police
to drift from apprehension to brutality. When I had completed the job, I dropped the
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police baton on the floor next to the chair. No telling what the cops would make of
were, then the average collective goodness quotient of mankind would have moved
Two blocks away from the hotel, I used a public pay phone to call 911. I
told the operator that someone was dying in room 3-B at 2201 Driggs, and to send
an ambulance. When she asked me for my name, I told her I didn’t want to get
There were others. For instance, the girl in Connecticut who had talked her
boyfriend into killing her parents with an ax, herself got a few whacks. The man in
San Francisco who, in a jealous rage, threw his pregnant wife off the roof of a ten-
story tenement failed also to be able to fly when he went off the top of the same
building. And the fellow who placed a pipe bomb in his neighbor’s mailbox,
thereby removing the unfortunate fellow’s right arm and his head, failed to survive
Chapter Six
When I’m in town, I never miss the Friday Rotary Club meeting in Oak Hill.
I like it there because, even though I am no longer in office, everyone still calls me
Judge. I often smile to myself since they don’t know how right they are. Then the
day came when my life took another one of those unexpected turns.
I was early for the meeting and took a seat at a table near the back of the
room. My old friend, Precinct Constable Ralph Cotter, and another man sat down
across from me. I recognized Cotter’s companion, Special Agent Donald Grant. I’d
met him at a judicial conference in Austin, where he was a speaker. Grant worked
out of the Dallas office of the FBI and was the Rotary luncheon speaker today. He
was a particularly homely man. Thinning hair above a beefy red face on a chunky
body, the type of build that makes suits rumple. He was around fifty and had
figured in some large cases in the past. One of the biggest was his solving of a
series of armored car robberies that had occurred in several different cities. Grant
had determined that the common denominator was the manufacturer of the trucks. It
turned out that an assembly foreman who installed a new type of rear electronic
door lock in the vehicles had put in identically coded locks in fourteen vehicles. His
cohorts had specially configured remote devices that popped the locks. They simply
walked up and opened the wheeled treasure troves. Guns in hand, they made off
with millions before Agent Grant and his team took them down.
Cotter tried to smile, but as usual didn’t quite make it. It was hard to tell
when he was scowling, since that was a normal face for him. Even when he was
happy, he rarely wore a grin. People who didn’t know him well often believed he
didn’t like them. This was a bad trait for an elected official, but he overcame that
obstacle by being one of the most effective law enforcement officers in Dallas
County.
Cotter said, “Good to see you, Judge. Agent Grant here was inquiring about
you. Wanted to know if you would be here today. Didn’t know you two were going
steady. Back to your question, Judge, business has been good. And by the way, we
sure miss you in the courtroom. The new guy just doesn’t have your sense of
humor.” He finally grinned as he said to Grant, “You should have seen the jerks
who used to say, ‘I never wrote no hot checks’. The judge would ask them, ‘is that a
confession or, since you are under oath, simply a clever use of the double
negative?’ The deputies used to bet on whether or not the hot check artist would
I was not happy to hear that an FBI agent was asking about me. Hmm.
Grant said, referring to my courtroom humor, “That’s a good one. I’ll have
to remember it. And also to answer your question, we’re covered up too, Judge.
More and more, our focus is on the terrorist threat. Takes some getting used to. The
Bureau has always been the solver of crimes, not really focused on prevention. But
we’re getting there. I’m going to address some of that in my talk today.”
I said, “Well good luck on that. The terrorists seem so damned irrational. I
Then came a statement I shall probably remember until my dying day. “I’d
like to visit with you after lunch, Judge. Something has come up and I need to
Cotter cocked his head slightly and gave Grant a sidelong glance.
I didn’t like the sound of that. Oh, my, I thought. So his interest in me might
not be a friendly one. The FBI had never before discussed anything with me. Why
Cotter was the program chairman that month. When he introduced Grant he
was polite, but said his schedule wouldn’t permit it. So I thought for a bit about any
other yahoos that might be available, and our speaker for today, FBI Special Agent
Donald Grant, came to mind.” When the guffawing subsided, Grant took the
podium.
During Grant’s talk, he described in some detail his efforts to root out
Middle Eastern murderers right there in North Texas. He also let us Rotarians know
He described the plan with relish. “Before I close, let me tell you about a
new FBI program. It’s downright amazing. We have set up a section at headquarters
in D.C. that compiles data without initially trying to make any sense out of it. The
process is called link analysis. Connections are made from looking at massive
amounts of random data. It was originally developed by the Pentagon, and has been
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effective in the war on terror. The Bureau receives information covering cold case
murder files from local and state law enforcement officers all over the country. The
staff categorizes the information into twenty-eight categories. Some are descriptions
offered by witnesses, types of victims, clues left at the crime scene, license plate
“Just this week we have begun to run the crosscheck part of the program to
see if any matches pop up. I’m not at liberty to divulge the results in detail, but I
can tell you we have had four hits on a license plate number of a car owned by a
Have you ever sat in church listening to the pastor’s sermon, and begun to
incriminating sweat that began to bead your furrowed brow? Well, that same feeling
swept over me while Agent Grant spoke. Was it my imagination, or was he looking
After his speech, I joined the line to deposit my dirty dishes and silverware
into the plastic tubs on the table next to the kitchen. Grant sidled up to me and
I said, warily, “I was intrigued by the new cold case program. Sounds like a
As we exited the building, he took my elbow and steered me away from the
crowd. He said, “Yeah, it’s better than good. Which brings me to the reason I want
to visit with you. The license plate hits I mentioned…they were yours, Judge.”
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I am a very good poker player. My face did not give him what he wanted. I
He said, “Also, as you know, Judge, when you were inducted into the Army
back in the seventies, one of the things that happened to you was that your
“Well, in one of the cases a scrap of duct tape was found, stuck to the
victim’s clothing. There was a perfect match for your thumb on it.” I knew that was
a con. I never handled duct tape barehanded. I always slipped on a pair of latex
though you need to sit down. Let’s get in my car.” He opened the door and I got in.
Oddly, I was not frightened. I knew that some day I might be arrested, and
had actually worked out in my mind a trial defense that would rely heavily on jury
nullification. I would go public and insist on standing trial for all the assassinations
at the same time. I believed I could convince a jury that I did nothing more nor less
than what the state does with lethal injections. Perhaps I could at least attain a
degree of glory. Errol Flynn, playing George Armstrong Custer in They Died With
Their Boots On, said, “There’s something to be said for glory. When it’s your time
The last thing I would do would be to file an insanity plea. I am not a nut. I
have always been convinced that the elimination of evil is a noble calling. It is a
Agent Grant circled the government car and got in on the driver’s side. After
he sat, he turned to me and said, “All the victims were bad guys. What threw us off
the track at first was that the killer’s M.O. was different in nearly every case. And
yet a pattern developed. It was evident, and this is highly unusual, that they were
dispatched in a manner consistent with the crimes they had themselves committed.
A la The Mikado. The punishment should fit the crime. And like Dante wrote in the
Inferno. Have you read Dante?” Before I could let him know that I actually had
read it in college, he said, “He categorized wrongdoing into several circles of Hell.
He theorized that each sin has a specific punishment. I think that is what somebody
“Well, since I am not your man and I don’t have the details, I really can’t
those he suspected were my candidates. One, which I can’t take credit for (but wish
I could) was the murder of a pedophile in Idaho who had brutally and repeatedly
raped a seven year old boy over a three day period. The child’s anus was so terribly
torn that he nearly bled to death. Devon Carter, the molester, was arrested on
largely circumstantial evidence. He was out on $20,000 bail awaiting trial when he
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was found tied across a park picnic table in Dierkes Lake Park in Twin Falls. The
big end of a greased baseball bat had been inserted two feet into his rectum.
Someone had taken a knife and had raised splinters that acted as barbs all around
the bat. It had been pumped in and out of the victim, causing painful tearing, a
bloody mess.
I remembered that park. Coincidentally, I had sat on a bench there and ate
lunch. It was when I had been in town to buy camping supplies, and it must have
been about the time the pederast got his reward. But not administered by me.
Grant had most of the details correct. Where he did not, I was sorely
tempted to fill him in. I had often given advice to defendants in my court to remain
amazed at how many times a miscreant will dig his way into the jailhouse with his
I answered cautiously, “Sorry, Donald, but it’s all news to me. I would
think, however, that if you ever catch the perp you should give him a medal.”
Hmm. No laugh.
He said, “Judge, some people might be tempted to say to you, ‘Gotcha’. But
I am not as indelicate as that. I would like to see you tomorrow, somewhere private.
Maybe at your home. I have some files I would like to show you.”
He had not read me my rights, which I took to be a good sign. Still I was
filled with a feeling of trepidation. If ‘Gotcha’ was the operative word, why prolong
I shrugged (bad body language, I know), and replied, “Alright, say about ten
Chapter Seven
Westville. Our major products are high school football and hanging out. Friday
nights in the fall, half the town can be found in Cougar Stadium, cheering some
years and groaning others. Murder is a very rare commodity there, though some
have vowed to kill the football coach at the end of a losing season.
My wife and I bought our house new in 1987. It has tripled in price. The
saplings everyone planted in their yards back then have, for the most part, matured.
It has become a very attractive area. The neighborhood, once pristinely white, has
slowly integrated as middle class blacks found it. A few people bailed when the first
African-Americans moved in. Too bad for them. Because there are more upscale
blacks than there are nice homes in Westville, the law of supply and demand has
A little before ten the morning after my conversation with the Fed, his car
pulled up and parked in front of the house. I watched as he and another man got out
and walked up to the front door. Grant was carrying a briefcase. I waited for their
Grant handed me a small box marked Dunkin Donuts and said, “Good
“This is Joe Waldrip.” No explanation as to who the guy was. He was about
sixty and looked older. His lined, craggy face had the gray pallor of impending
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death. His suit was three sizes too big. As we shook I noticed his hands were waxy,
I led them into the kitchen and gestured for them to have a seat at the dinette
table. I set out three mugs and took the coffee pot off the stove and set it on a trivet.
After getting cream from the refrigerator, I sat down. Waldrip picked up the pot and
poured for all of us. When he picked up his mug, he cupped it with both hands, as if
Grant put his case on an empty chair and snapped it open. He pulled a
manila folder from it and handed it to me. Inside were a hundred or so pages,
interspersed with many familiar photos. Held in place by an Acco fastener, they
appeared to be in chronological order. I flipped the sheets slowly. Before I had gone
through a dozen of the pages it became abundantly clear that my ass had been
nailed. I continued through the folder for about ten minutes and then closed it.
There were sixteen cases in it, eleven of them for which I could take credit, though I
was not about to begin bragging about them. I slid the folder across the table to the
FBI agent.
I smiled and said, “Very interesting, Don. I assume you believe I may have
examining a specimen, an interesting beetle stuck with a pin to a board. I could hear
the cicadas whirring outside the window. The grandfather clock in the adjacent
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living room ticked, ticked, ticked loudly, like Poe’s Telltale Heart. They were
Finally, Agent Grant said, “We have you solidly on seven of them. We have
strong leads being developed on the rest. You know us, Judge. The FBI never loses.
We always get our man.” If this was a bluff, it was a good one.
Trying not to bluster, I said as casually as I could, “Well, you are off the
mark on these. I know law enforcement doesn’t believe in coincidences, but that is
what is evident here. For instance, I visit Idaho fairly frequently. My cousins are
ranchers near Glenns Ferry and it is a great place in which to vacation. And my
daughter and her husband live in Brooklyn, New York, so I am in and out of New
Jersey a lot. As for the drug dealer that was dispatched in Corpus Christi, I have
friends there. Old high school pals that still keep in touch.” (That part is true.
However I didn’t visit with any friends when I shot a double dose of heroin into
Grant said, “Your thumbprint on the duct tape is not a coincidence. It’s
evidence.”
I didn’t believe for a minute that they really had that piece of tape. I had not
been that careless. Again, I had never handled tape without latex gloves.
Again, the cicadas and the clock took over. Then Waldrip finally started to
speak up, but was gripped instead by a paroxysm of coughing. It finally subsided
and he pulled a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped small flecks pf phlegm
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from his lips. Leaning forward he said, “Sorry about that. Anyway, Judge, this
might not be as bad as you probably think it is. There is a way out of this mess.”
I said, “Mess? I don’t think there is any sort of trouble. If there were, we
Don Grant said, “Well, maybe I was mistaken about the tape. But don’t get
me wrong. If we’re right, you have provided a real public service. Perhaps you were
I laughed. “So, if that’s true, then where’s the gratitude? And Don, my
I answered, “You know how long, Don. You also know my social security
number, the citations I earned in the army, my anniversary date and every other bit
He said, “You’re right, of course. I even know your high school nickname.
They called you Rattlesnake because you dated girls prolifically and
indiscriminately. As the saying goes, a rattlesnake will strike at anything and so,
apparently, did you. But back to the main subject. Assuming for the moment that
you really are guilty of having assassinated a segment of the scum of the earth, I
have to say that you did a pretty good job. The people who were eliminated were
not pussies. They were, for the most part, mean as hell. That makes you either very
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smart or very lucky. Moreover, it credits you with the capability to be a valuable
asset…to some.”
“Assuming also, and hypothetically, that I have even an inkling of what you
are talking about, how does that make me an ‘asset’? And for whom?”
Grant said, taking off on another tangent, “Judge, you were in the army.
I answered, “An enlisted man does not view the big picture that a general
sees. The grunt is in the meat grinder, and he knows that if he doesn’t kill some son
of a bitch, then that SOB will probably kill him. It’s not rocket science. Individuals
doing what they are supposed to do win battles. If enough battles are won, a theater
“You’re right, of course. But what would that soldier do if he knew who an
enemy combatant was, he could see him, and his superior officers told him not to
shoot? Suppose courtrooms were to be set up in tents all along the front line and
suppose further that our soldiers were ordered to arrest the enemy and turn him over
for trial?”
“We could not win a war like that. What’s your point?”
“The fact is that the so-called war on terror is, for the most part, being
fought that way, at least here at home. I can name dozens of terrorists right now,
operating clandestinely here in the U.S., whom we can’t touch. The reasons are
many, but most often it is because they haven’t actually killed as yet. If we can
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we can bring them in. When we do, they clam up and the rats we missed scurry
down a different rat hole. And the Imams who preach Jihad in the mosques, who
say it is the duty of all Muslims to murder us…well, those bastards are getting off
Scot free. The powers that be are too politically correct to stop them.”
Waldrip interjected, “The really bad guys are acting with impunity. They
don’t think they can be arrested and they are usually correct in that assumption.
Grant said, “I have come to the conclusion that there is really only one way
to throw a monkey wrench into their terrorist machinery. It’s simply to kill them.
smile on my face must have been the feedback he was looking for. “Does that
“I’m a good listener. I’ll laugh at almost anything. But as for your statement,
well, I’m shocked…shocked, I say, that you would suggest such a thing, Don.”
Now he laughed. “Sure you are. Why, you wouldn’t hurt a fly, would you?”
He said, “Okay. Here it is. There are some people who are fed up with the
The Supreme Court has dealt us bad cards and we don’t want to play them. Our
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small organization has plans to correct that. I would like to tell you more but can’t
I thought I could see where this was going. By now, It was clear that these
guys knew exactly what I had been up to, and I was about to become a draftee once
“The truth is, we’ve got enough to indict you tomorrow, if we wish to. It
would pain me to do so. I have admiration for what you have done, that you had the
balls to do it. But we simply can’t look the other way, unless…”
I said, “Unless…”
“Not exactly, Judge. But I’m sure he will appreciate your service.”
I know that your in-laws are Iranian-American and that you learned the language to
get along with your wife’s folks, who were from the old country. Many of the
people we are going to deal with are also fluent in that tongue. Another thing you
have going for you is your almost uncanny ability to gain people’s trust. In your
case, perhaps too much. And we also like your style. You have a flair for dispensing
real justice.”
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I thought for a moment, then asked, “The FBI is not aware of what you are
doing, is it?”
Don said, “That’s classified, Judge. However, I’m FBI and I know about it,
don’t I?”
Just who, or what, is your group? And will I meet any of them?”
“You will meet only those whom it is necessary to for you to know. I’ll
decide that.”
Waldrip said wryly, “You’ll get the same trial your victims got. Don will
read the eulogy at your funeral. It will be a wonderful affair. You would be proud.”
I softly drummed the fingers of my left hand on the table. ”I have several
questions, of course, and more will occur in the next day or so. Why don’t we
recess this kangaroo court until tomorrow. We can iron out the details then.”
Grant said, “Okay. We’ll meet you inside the Galleria Mall. There’s a bench
outside the entrance to Nordstrom’s on the lower level. Ten o’clock in the a.m.”
Before the arrival of my guests, I had taped a holster under the kitchen table.
The Glock was there. I did not plan to shoot anyone, but rather, to illustrate that I
was not an easy mark. “Fine. I’ll see you then.” I slid the pistol from the holster and
lifted it above the table, then laid it next my coffee cup. “You fellows are a bit
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rusty. I hope you are more cautious when you are dealing with real crooks, and not
They both were transfixed on the gun like a priest on a golden crucifix.
Finally Waldrip guffawed, “Damn, Judge, I knew you were the man for the job.”
Don said, somewhat red-faced, “Yeah, you got us for sure. Ha, ha. We’ll see
you tomorrow.”
We got up and I ushered them out the door. I watched as they got in their
unmarked Buick and pulled away. It occurred to me that if I went along with them,
and I probably would (I’m not nuts, you know), that I might also be on a payroll.
I went back to the kitchen and got a plastic baggie out of a drawer.
Carefully, I put Waldrip’s cup into the plastic bag and zipped it shut.
Chapter Eight
The Galleria would not have been my first choice for our meeting. It is
usually packed with shoppers. I rarely go there without running into someone I
know. When I found the bench where I was to wait, it was occupied by a young
African-American guy. He was dressed in hip-hop fashion, complete with ball cap
music. His skin was an unusual ochre color, with reddish freckles. He glanced at me
with remarkably brilliant blue eyes. As it turned out, our get-together did not take
place there. I received a cell phone call just as I arrived at the appointed place. It
was Grant.
Richardson. Room 208. And don’t use your phone. We are monitoring it.” He hung
up abruptly.
about 100, 000 Republicans and twenty-five or so Democrats. I knew the area well,
having attended local G.O.P meetings there several times over the years. As I pulled
into the parking lot at the hotel, I saw Joe Waldrip exit his car and watch me park.
He nodded but made no move to join me. With a hand motion he directed me to go
into the Holiday Inn. I assumed (correctly) that he was checking to see if I was
I took the elevator to the second floor, found 208 and knocked. After a
moment, Agent Grant let me in. He had thoughtfully set out a couple of Diet Cokes
“Yes, thanks.”
good?
The door opened and Waldrip entered. He said, “All clear, Don.”
have lasted in your business as long as you have. That’s a good thing.”
Waldrip came up behind me and gave me a quick pat down. “No more
funny stuff with the Glock. Okay, Judge?” This caused him to endure another small
coughing spasm.
“Sure. That thing yesterday was just for grins anyway. Someday when I
write a book about this, I’ll really enjoy reporting about the time I got the drop on
the FBI.”
Grant said, “Disabuse yourself of that notion right now. There isn’t going to
be a book, Judge.”
writing about.”
Grant leaned back and tented his fingers together. He asked, “What do you
“Well, I listen to what the President’s people have to say, that we are on the
verge of success, and I also pay attention to the lefties in Congress, who are positive
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we are going downhill fast. I suppose the truth is somewhere in between. But I
don’t have an inkling regarding the grand plan, if there is one. I’m not even sure
Grant said, “The terrorist movement is literally worldwide. What gives our
side some semblance of hope is that the fanatic factions are fragmented,
alliteratively speaking. There are as many agendas as there are terrorist leaders.
Most of them rail against America, the Great Satan, as part of their recruiting
program. The truth is that nearly all of them would rather overthrow the
governments where they operate rather than ours. Its power they want, and power,
like politics, is mostly local. Even the al Qaeda cells have begun to exercise
independence. The leaders of the various movements are as selfish and greedy as
any other politician you can find. They love the authority they have. That’s one
reason why you never hear of one of the high-muckety-mucks strapping on a bomb
“It’s not the Army of Omar in Pakistan or Abu Nidal or Hamas or Hezballah
that we are concerned about. It’s the few organizations that really want to do us
harm, that would like to nuke Manhattan or D.C., that make me sweat. I have come
to the conclusion that the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps is the principal
organization in that category. These guys already have the supremacy in Iran.
Nobody can take them on and live to talk about it. It’s regional power they are after
and they see us as the great impediment standing in their way. As far as we can
IRGC-U.S.
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“Baghdad has signed an agreement with the Iranians that commits the Iraqis
to recognize anyone who has a paper saying they were émigré’s living in Iran to
escape Saddam Hussein. The problem is that the Iranian government is the issuing
authority for the documents. They are flooding Iraq with their agents using the
papers as a subterfuge. In addition, the Iraqis have agreed to let thousands of Iranian
Shi’ites visit the holy cities of Karbala and Najaf in Southern Iraq. No one in Iraq is
keeping track of these people. You can see the problem that creates. A Koran in one
“The mission of the Iraqi group is to raise enough hell there that we will
decide to throw in the towel and pull out. We have identified a number of Shiite
leaders in Iraq who are sympathetic to the aims of the Iranian Shiite majority. Some
are prominent in the new Iraqi government. They are working behind the scenes to
“And what is worse, the IRGC has decided that even though al Qaeda is
Sunni Muslim, they have enough goals in common that they have entered into an
alliance. When the Taliban fell in Afghanistan, many of Osama bin Laden’s
lieutenants crossed over into Iran. The Iranian government huffed and puffed and
said that they had placed al Qaeda operatives under ‘house arrest’ and that they
“The Syrian IRGC is there to fuck up the Bathist government just enough to
keep it from grabbing Iraq when we are gone. It is also the conduit organization that
stretching across the Middle East and totally under their control. They are virulently
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anti-Semitic, of course, but killing Jews is not their main goal. Again, the Jew-
Ahmadinejad has already expressed a desire to ‘wipe Israel off the map.’ He claims
that the holocaust never happened. His version of the ‘final solution’ is for
European nations to donate a portion of their land to relocate the nation of Israel.
He is a historical revisionist who insists that Jews are newcomers to the Middle
East. Given the opportunity, he would murder them all. When he gets his nukes, he
might try to do that just for the hell of it. He’s that nuts. At least, that’s our opinion.
His latest claim is that he has thousands of Iranians signed up to become suicide
martyrs. Maybe, maybe not. Anyway, I believe the suicide bomber movement is
nature’s bizarre way to practice eugenics. It eliminates the morons from the general
population.”
“This job makes you that way. But back to Ahmadinejad. There are some, I
won’t name them, who think he is practicing economics. They say that every time
Ahmadinejad makes one of his crazy speeches, it unsettles the oil market and the
price of crude goes up. Since Iran is the world’s fourth largest producer of oil, that
directly benefits their economy. I say that’s a stretch. He will kill us if he gets the
I interrupted, “That’s all very interesting, but what is your group able to do
leaders. The best way to kill a snake is to cut off its head. And therein lies the goal
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of our operation. We have targeted three dozen of the select few worldwide who are
their true leaders. Five of them are here in the United States. If we can take out the
ones in the U.S. it will set their scheme back at least ten years, maybe forever. They
are not your average, everyday ragheads. They are sleepers who have moved into
positions of power and influence in American society. If I tell you their names, you
I thought this over, seeing myself assuming the role of Grand High
Executioner. If what Grant said was true, I would need some help. Getting to them
would not be as simple as what I was used to. They would have people around them
who watched out for their welfare and safety. There would be no pop, pop and so
Grant answered, “Well yes, some of them would be yours. Maybe all of
them, we’ll see. Later, after you have polished them off, if you want to continue,
there could be further assignments. But five at the most are all we expect from you.
“We would take you into federal custody and send you into the witness
I said, “Okay, assuming I go along with this zany conspiracy, what sort of
Waldrip, who hadn’t said much up to that point, took over. “That would be
my job. I will provide all the info you will need regarding the subjects in question. I
will also supply you with new identities and cover stories. The dossiers we will
hand you are extraordinarily detailed. You’ll know every detail of their lives. And
I leaned back and clasped my hands behind my head. I licked my bottom lip
and otherwise tried to appear unsure of what I was going to say. I knew I was going
to acquiesce, but wanted to get as many concessions out of them as possible before
we shook hands. It would be nice to walk away after I’m through with a million or
so of their cash in the bank Finally, I asked, “Is money a problem, regarding
expenses?”
Waldrip answered, “No sweat. Money is the least of our worries. The group
has plenty.”
I said, “Well, that’s good, because here’s my proposition. I’ll do it, but I
want to be able to improve my lifestyle when it’s all over. It will be necessary for
me to go where I can’t be found. I want to go where nobody, even you guys, can
find me. I’ll tell you where to wire the money. I want $500,000 per hit, tax-free.”
Waldrip frowned. “Are you nuts? We’re getting off the track here. We really
expect you to do this with only a small amount of compensation. We can’t talk our
deal.”
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doubt began to burrow its way into my mind. But the thought of the alternative that
I said, “We do have a deal. Now, who are the five candidates?”
Grant said, “We will give you the identities consecutively, one at a time, as
you complete each assignment. If you are grabbed, it would be a bad thing for you
Waldrip said, “Study the material tomorrow. I’ll call you in a couple of days
I stood and tucked the file under my arm. “None now. I’ll wait to hear from
you.”
Grant got to his feet and shook my hand. “No easy outs, Duncan. We’ll live
up to our end of the bargain. You will deal almost exclusively with Joe, but I’ll take
your calls if necessary. And one last thing, amateur hour is over. You’re no longer
services. Understood?”
I nodded assent.
“And by the way, Judge, off the record, how many did you actually do?”
“Yeah.”
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“Twenty-one.”
Chapter Nine
I sat at the desk in my study, with the file and a yellow paper pad, a
magnifying glass and a pen. Even though dusk had not yet arrived, I snapped on the
One thing was slowing my enthusiasm for the project. I was beset by a tiny
nagging second thought. Heretofore I had chosen my candidates with the sure
knowledge of their culpability. Now I had to rely on someone else’s choice and on
the information they provided. I would be acting on faith alone – assurance that the
facts were true and accurate. What I would glean from the files would be the
Whoever had prepared the dossier on Alfred Said had felt that it was
necessary to put his life in complete context, which included historical references. I
have had a lifelong fascination with the study of history. The principal lesson I have
motivation much easier. It is said that there is nothing new under the sun. History
proves that as far as human behavior is concerned, the maxim is probably true. The
culture that shaped Said’s life was one rooted in an ancient civilization, in an ethos
that is the antithesis of modernity. I believe it is one that is hell bent on returning its
devotees to the twelfth century. Which made Said all the more a paradox. A
The first page was an 8x10 head shot. He had the look of an Arab sans
burnoose; closely trimmed black beard, dark eyes from which I thought I detected
arrogance melded with malevolence. He was forty-two years old, and had graduated
in New York City. Why a covert Middle Eastern terrorist was an officer in a Central
American bank was the first question I jotted down. Included in the collection of
papers was a short history of banking in Iran. Even though he was a naturalized
citizen and had never worked in an Iranian bank, it was known that he had a sub
rosa relationship with the Central Bank of the Islamic Republic of Iran.
Mr. Said was a family man. His wife, Ghodsi, was a professor of economics
at New York University. Her photo was in black and white. She wore a chador that
covered her hair, but had no face veil. She was active in OTIIAR, the Organization
agencies using the Patriot Act. Madame Said had participated in protests against
racial profiling, even where none existed. The couple had one son, Heydar, a junior
at Princeton University.
As I worked my way through the file, it became clear that Said operated a
complicated scheme to receive money from The Iranian Revolutionary Guard and
disperse it to the cells for which he had responsibility in the U.S. Large sums were
sent periodically by courier from Iran to three separate banks in Switzerland. Later,
cash from those accounts was wired to banks in Toronto, Mexico City and Tokyo
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were established at el Banco. Money from the foreign accounts moved to the
enough then for the companies to disperse funds to pay vendor invoices. Those
vendors appeared to be fronts for the cells. It was also evident that the bank, or
someone in the bank, was clearing a ten percent surcharge on all the transactions. I
I wondered if the bank was a legitimate enterprise that Said had infiltrated.
Or was it a sham depository for the Iranian Revolutionary Guards? It was located
district in Manhattan. Not exactly conducive to attracting the walk-in trade. That
meant that I probably would not be going there under the pretext of opening an
Alfred Said was the second son of Sharzeh and Farideh al-Said. Mr. al-Said
had been the curator of the Shah of Iran’s Museum of Antiquities in Tehran. In
1979, the Shah went off to Panama to die, proof that even kings know when their
number is up. The salubrious air of the Isthmus revived him temporarily,
whereupon he left for Cairo, where the air was not as good. He died there. When the
Shah skipped out, the al-Saids booked passage on the first plane out of Iran. They
took with them four suitcases, three of which were packed with clothes. The fourth
million dollars. When it comes to antiquities, good things often do come in small
packages. Had it not been for the Iranian hostage crisis, the State Department would
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have required the al-Saids to return the purloined items. Instead, they responded to
back channel demands from the Iranian Minister of Culture by telling him to go
stuff himself, in so many words. The al-Saids left behind all their furniture, two
Farrokh al-Said was too busy throwing rocks at the American embassy in
Tehran to accompany the family. According to the account in the file, he became an
influential member of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. A posed picture of him was
in the folder. He was wearing a burnoose and holding a scimitar above his head.
This was not his regular attire. He was currently a high officer in the Bank of Iran,
in charge of foreign accounts. This included dealing with foreign oil companies
who paid for the resources they purchased from the modern Persian Empire. His
Now, back to the principal subject. Alfred Said had few interests outside of
the bank. His one extracurricular passion was sailing, which I thought rather odd for
a former citizen of the desert. He kept a 36-foot Catalina sloop at the HudsonView
restaurant. I made a mental note that here was something that Mr. Said and I had in
common. Eating and sailing. I had been a lake sailor for years, sailing on Lake
Texoma in North Texas. The last boat I had owned was also a Catalina. I liked
Catalinas because they are the “Fords” of boats, a solid production vessel, with
parts readily obtainable. Sailors are a gregarious bunch, sociable beyond the norm. I
figured it was because we were all in the same boat, to coin a phrase. Boating
people love to talk about their disasters or near calamities. Being with other boating
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enthusiasts is a great leveler, somewhat like being among your peers in the military.
judges. Perhaps I could use this common interest to get along side Said, to use a
There were photos of the exterior of the building on West 85th Street where
the Saids owned an apartment. Also included was a photograph of the interior of
Mr. Said’s office at the bank. On the wall behind his desk was a large painting of
I took off my glasses and rubbed my eyes. I snapped off the lamp. While I
had been studying and rereading the file, darkness had taken over. I sat in the gloom
and imagined what the motivation behind Alfred Said’s choice to work against
America could be. He had what very few have obtained. Wealth, influence…a good
life. He was not a stupid man. He could see what the United States really is better
than those persons overseas who plotted our ruin. And yet he chose to side with the
It didn’t seem that religion played a significant role in his life. He visited a
mosque in Brooklyn only infrequently. I assumed that meant he had contacts there,
but information to that effect was not in the folder. A further scribbled note on my
pad.
perhaps I had taken on more than I could handle. My mother, a Saturday night
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penny ante poker player, had given me some of the best advice any mom could ever
impart to her son and that was to quit while you’re ahead. It was too late for me to
do that, but I was afraid that in the next few months, I would wish mightily that I
had.
Chapter Ten
The next morning, I called Ralph Cotter and offered to take him to lunch.
I could detect the hint of a smile in his voice as he said, “If you’re buying,
Judge, you must want something. Come on by about 11:30. I’ll see you then.”
Constable Ralph Cotter presided over the largest precinct in Dallas County.
Those who knew him well recognized that he was the most influential politician in
the area. He was serving in his fourth four-year term. When he had first been
elected, he took over a small office with three deputies and no prospects for glory.
That all changed one day when the constable’s office attempted to serve eviction
papers on a man named John Jefferson Cody. Mr. Cody was of the belief that the
State of Texas was never properly joined to the United States, and was in fact still a
of the justice of the peace court where his eviction case was to be heard. It was
When Deputy Willingham went to the door to serve the paper, he was
greeted by an armed John Cody, who gave the deputy fifteen seconds to get off his
It was well known that Ralph Cotter did not like people who took the name
of Texas in vain. Consequently, when Deputy Willingham reported back that he had
been shooed off the premises by an armed resident, Constable Cotter decided to
serve the paper himself. What happened next has become folklore in Dallas County.
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drove to the Cody residence. They parked their vehicle at the curb. Willingham took
a position behind the car, holding what appeared to be a rifle with a grenade
launcher attached to the muzzle. Cotter walked to the door and knocked. Cody, still
armed, opened the door. He snarled angrily, “Didn’t your half-assed deputy tell you
we ain’t leaving? I don’t recognize your authority, so you get the hell off my door
step.”
Cotter replied calmly, “Can’t do that, Mr. Cody. You threatened my deputy
with a loaded weapon. That right there is against the law, both Republic law and
State of Texas law. So you are under arrest. Put down your rifle and step outside.”
“Like hell I will. Now you get the hell out of here.”
Cotter said, “Mr. Cody, aren’t you curious about why I’m wearing a
HAZMAT suit?”
Cody frowned just a bit as he said, “I really don’t give a shit why you’re
Cotter said, “Well, you ought to know it’s because my deputy is about to
fire a grenade in here. It contains deadly Sarin nerve gas. It will kill every living
Cody responded nervously now, “You can’t do that. It’s against the law!
“And just what law is that, Cody? Where in your Republic law books does it
Cody began to shake with frustration and anger. His breath came heavily as
he tried to formulate a response. “You’re trying to trick me, you son of a bitch. You
Cotter raised his hand. “When I count to ten, my hand is coming down and
Deputy Willingham will fire. I am not bullshitting you. And holding your breath
won’t help. This stuff can enter the body through the skin. But I digress.
“One.
“Two
“Three.”
“You bastard!”
“Four.
“Five.”
With his frustration grossly evident, Cody sagged visibly. He lowered his
weapon, stooped and placed it on the doorsill, and stepped outside. His wrists were
Cotter cuffed him and escorted him to the Constable’s car. He and
Willingham took Cody to the Dallas County Jail and booked him.
Later, when the media got wind of what had occurred, Cotter said, “That’s
really funny. I would never use Sarin gas, even if I had some.”
When the reporter from The Dallas Morning News asked why he wore a
HAZMAT suit in making the arrest, Cotter smiled and replied, “I heard there were
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some skunks in there. You can never be too careful around a bunch of polecats.” He
paused, and added, “Oh, by the way, I hope you noticed no one was hurt.”
A Texas Ranger came by a few days later and inventoried Cotter’s weapons.
He reported that no trace of Sarin was found. That ended that matter, but was the
There are not a lot of people I would want covering my back. My section
“Reserved For County Official”. I no longer filled that designation, but I knew
nobody would object. I was doing a number of things lately just because I could get
away with them. I thought to myself, you may have pushed things a bit too far, Pal.
Be careful.
I entered the door that led directly into the constable’s squad room. One wall
I had authorized when I was on the bench, citing him for bravery. He had gotten
into an argument with the county commissioner in whose district the Justice of the
Peace/Constable precinct lay. The issue was whether or not constables should be
writing traffic citations. The commissioner thought not. He had been getting heat
from officials in the municipalities in Cotter’s precinct who were upset at losing
traffic ticket revenue. Cotter’s position was that he was elected to uphold the law,
and he was by God going to do it whether the commissioner liked it or not. After
weeks of bickering, the commissioner’s court realized that Cotter’s office had
become a major revenue source for county government. They threw in the towel
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and I commended Cotter at his annual fund raising barbeque. It didn’t hurt me that I
did it in front of several hundred voters, who loved Cotter and learned to like me.
Surrounding the citations on the wall were several law enforcement shoulder
patches. There were insignia from over two hundred agencies, including one from
I said hello to Stacy Wilkins, the Chief Deputy. “I’ve trapped Ralph with the
Ralph sat with his feet on his desk, a posture he invariably adopted when old
friends or important people dropped in. Look at me, it said. I’m secure in my
position and I’m going to stay that way. That puts me in a place where I can help
you more than you can help me. Cotter was smart with people.
“Same here, Pal. You’re looking as prosperous as ever. Are you ready for
He set his boots on the floor and rose up like a latter day Wyatt Earp,
adjusting his belt and holster as he gained his feet. “Dicke’s okay with you?”
joint in South Oak Hill, run by Ma Dicke and her two sons, Little Dicke and Big
Dicke (not their real given names). Texans are funny about names. We once had a
governor named James Hogg who named his daughter Ima. Nowadays he would
have been turned into child protective services for such a callous act. The best part
about Dicke’s, besides the food, were the folks who gathered there. It was a favorite
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haunt of South Dallas County officials, elected and otherwise, as well as members
of all the professions, including, on occasion, the oldest one. During every election
cycle, politicians who were running for office beat a path to Dicke’s door, hoping
for a favorable nod from Ma. When I ran the first time she blessed me with the
royal thumbs up. Ralph told me later that she couldn’t stand the incumbent and I
would have had her approval even if I were the doofus of the county. At the time, I
Ralph ordered for both of us while I visited with the matriarch. I could hear
his banter, which rarely changed. “We want the real meat today, Big. The county
road gang tells me you’ve been going out early and beating them to the squashed
armadillos.”
Little said, “Ralph, they tell me that where you come from, ‘dillo is a
I paid Ma for the sandwiches, slaw and two Diet Dr. Peppers. We worked
our way to the back of the adjoining room, slapping a few backs as we went. Ralph
“Sooner.”
“Go ahead.”
said he was ex-FBI. I’m not sure if that’s true or not. And that’s about all I have.”
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“Sorry, Ralph, but that’s all I have except for a physical description, and
this.” I pulled a plastic bag from my coat pocket. It contained Waldrip’s coffee cup.
Ralph took the baggie and slipped it into his pocket. “It might help if I knew
a little bit about your relationship with Waldrip. Can’t you give me a little bit more
to go on?”
I really wanted to tell Cotter the whole story. I had begun to feel very lonely
out on the limb where I had found myself. But I knew that would be a disaster. The
I shrugged. “Wish I could, Pal, but it’s just not in the cards. Maybe later I’ll
be able to do that.”
Cotter ate a bite of his sandwich. “Well, they used the real meat today. More
meat than I’m getting from you.” After an awkward moment, he said, “Okay,
Judge, I’ll run some traps this afternoon and check his prints through AFIS. I’ll call
“Thanks, Ralph. Sorry to impose like this, but I really need the
information.”
Chapter Eleven
I heard from Ralph that night. He called about ten o’clock and said, “Judge,
Mr. Waldrip is not who he says he is. There really is a Joe Waldrip who is ex-FBI.
Costa Rica, now. He was there all last week for certain. Which leads me to the
“His prints belong to Constantine DeMarco. The closest he ever got to the
FBI was their top ten most wanted list. I’m not sure what you’ve got going with
him, but I don’t like the looks of it. His rap sheet is bad. Dozens of arrests but only
two convictions. Those are big ones, however. He was nailed twice for conspiracy
Detroit. He spent eighteen years in Joliet and was released in 1999. He never
reported to his P.O. He just disappeared after that. The only reason I can conjure up
for him to be associated with Grant is that the FBI has recruited him for some sort
of covert work. Bottom line, old friend, is that I wouldn’t trust this guy to feed my
dog.”
I was not feeling happy. I tried to sound casually interested as I said, “Hmm.
Strange stuff. I’m glad I asked you to check on it. Let me give you my home fax
number. Could you send me a copy of his sheet and his mug shot?”
“Thanks. I will. And Ralph, I can’t tell you why, at least not now, but I may
friend.”
Fifteen minutes later I had a photo not suitable for framing, and a two-page
printout of Mr. DeMarco’s life story. The picture, while not the best, was that of the
man I knew as Joe Waldrip. A bad boy indeed. Now I knew more than Grant
thought I would. But what to do about it? I wished I could take Cotter’s advice and
just back out of the deal. But of course I couldn’t. So I would have to use the
contract killer following my every move might lead to a denouement that I had not
foreseen. It might be that when I had completed my last assignment for the group, I
assassinations I was to complete were more than likely political bombshells. If, for
instance, knowledge of them could bring down a government, then getting rid of me
would be the prudent thing to do. I was becoming a real worry-wart, but never a
Joe Waldrip called me the next morning. “Duncan, it’s Joe. Have you had a
chance to study that file thoroughly? If so, I figure you might have a question or
two.”
“Yeah, I do.”
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“Okay, Let’s meet at the Moody Parking Garage on the SMU campus. It’s
across from Moody Coliseum. I’ll be waiting in a green ’99 Towncar. Bring the file
Before I could get out of my chair, the phone rang again. It was Bitsy
Wagnall. At 43, She was a childless widow, and a handsome woman at that. She
had lost her husband in a horrendous traffic accident, the result of a drunken driver
swerving into Greg Wagnall’s lane, killing him instantly. She was clever and a
dedicated Republican volunteer. Her fresh beauty made her a gorgeous addition to
the North Texas body politic. Perhaps it was the commonality of our backgrounds
or our mutual loneliness since the passing of our spouses that had drawn us
part and was recognized as such by her. She did nothing to discourage me. In the
political milieu of Dallas County, we became an ‘item’. Not quite a steady thing,
but close. Some time later, when I took up my new vocation, our time together
became limited, but more prized. As I became more deeply involved in bringing
raw justice to the world, whether it wanted it or not, our time apart caused Bitsy to
be increasingly impatient with me. I, of course, had not leveled with her. I couldn’t.
And my excuses were seen, I’m sure, as the paper-thin sham that they were. I had
told her that I traveled as part of my research on a book I was writing. More than
once she had hinted that she would like to go with me when I traveled and each
time I had weaseled out of it. I tried to stay in touch with her no matter where I was,
but she wanted more than phone calls and deep down, so did I. I foolishly told
this time.”
I was glad she could not see my expression. I was in an uncomfortable box
again. And the hell of it is I have to leave right away, this time for New York.”
I was tempted to take her up on the offer, but I couldn’t. “Bitsy, I can’t think
of anything I would rather do, but there’s simply no way. Let me take a rain check
“If you can’t, you can’t. Do call me.” It was obvious that I had chapped her.
“’Bye.”
and returning to Dallas permanently was not going to be probable. My life was
getting more screwed up by the day. When I had originally embarked on this
crusade against evil and malevolence, it was much as if I had rejoined the military.
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Now I would again leave hearth and home for a long time. That included the
abandonment of friends. Dear friends. If you have comrades you have come to love,
you must realize this was for me the bitterest hurt of all. Friendships are a precious
thing. We are not born into these relationships. They evolve through experience,
supportive behavior, love and trust. That I discarded this part of the heart of my life
is the true test of my devotion. Was it a wise choice? I don’t know, but it was the
one I made.
When I returned from my first war, from Vietnam, I was met by my parents
at the airport and by an ambivalent and sometimes hostile nation. Mom and Dad
were overjoyed to have me back all in one piece. Since they could not see inside my
head they didn’t know that part of me was forever gone, wrested from me in the
paddies and elephant grass of ‘Nam. Most Americans I met later had little first hand
knowledge of the war in which I had been involved. Further, for the most part they
didn’t want to know about it. That was my homecoming. There would be no such
return this time. A different war with no publicity. Me against all the bad guys.
Mano a mano.
thirty minutes early. I wanted to see who might be coming and going and if Joe
Waldrip arrived alone. It was hot in the structure. Early September in Dallas is
usually warm, but this was unseasonably sweltering. The garage was nearly
deserted except for flocks of starlings that fluttered and flittered in and out of the
open sides of the building. It was that time on campus between the end of the
summer session and the arrival of students for the fall semester. The few cars there
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probably belonged to coaching staff and folks employed in the gym as support
workers. No one came or went while I waited. Twenty minutes after my arrival,
Waldrip pulled into the slot next to mine. He signaled me to join him in his Lincoln.
He reached back and opened the rear door behind the passenger seat. I got in and
“No can do, Duncan. I picked this place because no one will bother us, and
“Grant seems to think you are a genius at getting next to people before they
know what’s going on. He says you’re like a chameleon. Me, I’m not sure about
that. But anyway, he says to listen to you and see if you have a plan to take out Mr.
Said. Do you?”
“Top of the list, why is Said an officer in a Central American bank? That
consists of an office in the back of a bodega in Tegucigalpa. The ‘J.G.’ stands for
conducts no business. Of course, there are very few inquiries. The banco is
chartered by the Honduran government. Said sends a retainer of $2,000 per month
to Guzman. Said operates under the imprimatur of a phony institution. Makes him
appear legitimate.”
I asked next, “How does Said stay in contact with the cells in the U.S.?”
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“He doesn’t. He is simply the money man. The bank pays the invoices
through the mails. No wire transfers for the NSA to pick up on. Said does
I said, “Alfred Said enjoys the life of a wealthy American. He has lived here
most of his life and can see what a great country this is. He doesn’t seem to be
Waldrip shook his head. “We don’t believe so. Even if we did, it would
probably not be worth the trouble. It is much simpler to kill him. That’s what we
want done.”
of those results might be good, and some not satisfactory at all. Now, what if we
knock off Said and he is replaced somewhere else in the system by someone of
whom you have no knowledge. Couldn’t this unintended outcome work to your
detriment? At least you know what Said is doing. You can use him to your
advantage if he is alive.”
Waldrip shook his head in the negative. “Judge, you’ve missed the point.
When he dies it will send shock waves throughout the terror network in the U.S. It
will do so because we will let them know it was not by some accident that he was
killed. They will know it was deliberate and that more is to come.”
I gave that some thought and then said, “Okay, I get it. I am to be your
terrorist.”
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Waldrip smiled. “Now you’ve got it. What else do you want to know?”
I said, “Tell me what actual terroristic acts have been committed by the
people receiving funds from Said. I have to be sure that these individuals are the
“Grant thought you might ask about that. He said if you did to give you
this.”
that monies from Said had paid for flight lessons for four of the 9/11 hijackers. It
also provided strong evidence that Said’s funds had been used to purchase over two
tons of high nitrate fertilizer which were sitting as yet unused in a warehouse in
Bayonne, New Jersey. There was also convincing substantiation that two weapons
bought by members of a radical Islamic mosque in Detroit had been used to murder
three police officers. Altogether, over two dozen instances were listed, many of
which had backup verification consisting of either newspaper clippings, FBI files or
I said, “That about covers it. Now, I’ve given some thought to how I might
meet Mr. Said. Since the bank is a bullshit institution, I can’t go in to open a
Christmas account. However, I have one interest in common with him. We both are
I spent the next thirty minutes detailing my strategy. Joe took notes on a
yellow pad as I talked. I could tell that Joe was becoming enthused. It was also
evident to me that he was a journeyman and not an architect. I was going to get
little or no help in devising schemes. That was going to be left to me. He would
supply the materials and personnel I would require to be able to pull them off.
When I was through, he said, “Duncan, I believe this will work. I’ll have
“We need to move fairly quickly. There are only a few months left in the
He said, “I’m on it. It’ll take about a week. You will have a new identity,
complete with passport, birth certificate, Army DD214 and everything else a man
money to get you started. Don’t go to Vegas.” He started to laugh at his own joke,
I opened the door of the car and got out. Joe drove slowly out of the garage.
I got into my car and turned on the air conditioner. The starlings had left two milky
deposits on my windshield. If this was an omen, it was not a pretty one. The ball
was rolling, and I was feeling the old excitement forming in my gut. Or maybe it
Chapter Twelve
did. When I was in my twenties, life was a quest, an adventure driven by daydreams
leading somewhere not over the rainbow but into that great land called success.
What made it exciting was the uncertainty of it all. It was as though my early
existence was nestled somewhere in a rack of billiard balls waiting for the cue ball
to release it and send it careening on its way. Now the vagueness is gone. Because
the distance between now and the finishing line is shorter I can see where I am
headed almost as if I were clairvoyant. And while that takes some of the fun out of
it, life experience also takes a good bit of the risk away.
meeting, the friendly overtures, the camaraderie leading to the fatal denouement.
Careful planning had served me well up to now, and would with Said as well, I was
sure. While I was always mindful of the words of Robert Burns, “The best laid
plans o’ mice an’ men gang aft a-gley,” my record of twenty-one and zero might
When I got home I opened the packet Waldrip had given me. It contained a
cashier’s check for twenty thousand dollars. Nice walking around money, indeed.
PC and got a complete listing. I chose the GBL Kantonalbank in Zurich. I dialed the
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overseas operator and asked for +555.82 244 67 22. I heard a pleasant female voice
on the other end announce the name of the bank. I asked to speak to an account
executive who spoke English. She replied in English, “One moment please. That
Herr Draughter was most solicitous, his unctuousness sounding very banker-
I smiled at his prissy European urbane discourse. “I would expect that you
Services.” He gave me a name and local phone number. “Contact Mr. Weber there
and he will give you our bank’s routing information. It will also be necessary for
you to fax him a copy of the I.D. page of your passport. He in turn will provide to
you a code key that you must use to decode your account number. We will wire you
a set of numbers for that purpose. Is all this clear, Mr. Travis?”
“Yes.”
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“Good. When you have the information you need in order to transfer funds,
With that completed, I called Bitsy Wagnall. “Bitsy, my plans have changed
Bitsy was not one to waste time on being falsely miffed. “It will take me
I said, “I’ll make the flight arrangements and get back to you shortly.”
“Duncan, you wouldn’t know this, but I still look pretty good in a bikini. I’ll
I’m acting as though I’m James Bond’s older brother. This was not simply living on
the edge. This was ripping along toward the rim of the Grand Canyon with no
I almost picked up the phone to get Bitsy back and call it off. But my stupid
side cancelled the thought. Instead, I called Callejo Travel. I booked two tickets to
Grand Cayman Island, and a room at the Grand Carib Resort. Deborah Callejo was
an old friend who had utilized my court for many years to collect hot checks given
her by travelers looking for a free ride. I would drop a check for her in the mail at
DFW Airport. I didn’t want to leave a credit card trail. I had the growing impression
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that I was living on borrowed time. I hadn’t felt that way since ‘Nam. The
impression was more profound this time, tempered perhaps by experience. And this
I decided to hire a limousine for the trip to the airport. I didn’t want my car
sitting out there for Waldrip or any one else to see. I called Mid-Cities Limo
Service and arranged for them to pick me up outside the Dillard’s store at the Irving
Mall. I set a time with Bitsy for me to pick her up. She was ready when I got there.
She looked absolutely beautiful. She enjoyed keeping her hair short and her skirts
as well.
Some misguided young people reading this narrative probably visualize love
skin against someone else’s dried out epidermis. Well, kids, in actuality it’s really
not much different for us than it is for you. And the emotional part is often
heightened with experience. The second time around can be terrific. After all, who
would turn down a trip to the circus simply because you had gone once before.
Bitsy was traveling light, with only two bags. When we settled into the limo,
“That’s very flattering, but I don’t believe a word of it. But that’s okay. I’ll
She was sharp, for sure. The truth was that to some extent I was using her to
cover the real purpose of the excursion. Anyone who got wind of the ‘vacation’
would believe it was simply Travis having a fling. The reality was that I was going
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to the Caymans to open an offshore bank account, one in which I would deposit
through account would make it more difficult for someone tracking my funds to
keep up. I know I could have also opened this account by phone, but what fun
would that be? After all, Bitsy and the Caribbean. The perfect exacta.
wandered down toward our gate, with forty-five minutes to spare. My Glock was in
I saw that she drew glances from other men, and a few women as well. I
observed that she noticed, too. I said, “How about a drink while we’re waiting?”
“That’s a splendid idea. I’m not a great flyer. A little Scotch will help.”
We sat at a quiet table and ordered. She said, “My friends think I’m going to
New York for a shopping trip. I didn’t know if you wanted anyone to know what
She smiled. “Well, maybe I would. Duncan, I haven’t been out with anyone
but you in the last two years. It’s not as though I haven’t been asked. I guess I’m
rather picky.”
“It is.”
She looked at me quizzically. “How long were you and Dori married,
Duncan?”
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“Twenty years.”
“Same as Greg and I. Sometimes it seems as though it had been forever, and
other times, like a week. It’s still a muddle in my mind. I loved Greg, but now I
love…life.”
“I invited you to come with me because I like you, Bitsy, and because we
make a handsome couple. Let’s go with the flow, as the kids say.”
We both laughed.
everyone else waiting there was on his way to open a Caymans bank account. It did
not look like a vacation bound bunch. When they announced we could board, Bitsy
and I lined up, passes in hand. It was then that I noticed a young African-American
man in a black suit. As we were entering the gangway, he picked up his brief case
and headed toward the exit, intent on leaving the terminal. He had an unusual ochre
complexion. At the last moment, he turned and winked at me. It wasn’t until the
737’s wheels went up that I remembered who he was. He was the hip-hop guy from
Chapter Thirteen
Bitsy hadn’t been kidding about being a white-knuckle flyer. After the drink
cart made its way past us down the aisle, she seemed to perk up as she downed a
double Cutty Sark. She forced a grin as she said, “It’s not that I get airsick, Duncan.
It’s the thought of the wings falling off or the engines quitting or the pilot and co-
pilot dying of food poisoning or the flight attendant going berserk. I’m ordinarily
not afraid of death. But the thought of dying at five hundred miles per hour does get
me going.”
I tried to make light of her phobia. “Don’t worry. If any of those things
“I went through Saigon on the way to the zone. It was in the back of a deuce
and a half truck the day I arrived. The only other time I saw Saigon was on my way
to Da Nang and the flight home. In the interim, I saw lots of people trying to send
me home in a box. Dodging them didn’t leave much time for anything constructive,
“What did you do over there, Duncan? Did you get any medals?”
“I got no medals for bravery. All my citations were only for being there.
Like nearly everyone else, I did my duty and didn’t bug out. I hated it, but
“Weren’t you scared while you were there? I can’t imagine what combat
must be like.”
was scared I would lose my student deferment. When I lost it, I was scared I would
be drafted. When Uncle Sam grabbed me, I was scared I would have to go to ‘Nam.
When I ended up there, I was scared I would be killed. Later, in combat I was
scared I would disgrace myself. In the end, being scared was a positive thing. I
I didn’t mention the time I crapped my pants or the time I was so damned
petrified that I couldn’t do or say anything or even fire the fifties. Somehow I
thought that might diminish my aura of brave G.I. Or the time Willis pounded on
I changed the subject. “Janet Houseman told me you had been a catalogue
“Actually, that was what I was doing when I met Greg. He was working for
clothing line and hired me to wear their clothes in the 1982 Neiman Marcus spring
catalogue. That was the high water mark of my modeling career. A year later I was
She finished her drink in one gulp, then gave me a sidelong glance before
She said, “If you must drag it out of me, I will admit I am without shame.
From the first time we met, I felt attracted to you. I was married and I loved my
husband, but I still thought you were something else. Is that understandable?”
I was surprised at her honesty. “Sure, Bitsy, I understand. I’ve had the same
latent feelings about you. I never acted on them for obvious reasons. But it’s like
Dori once told me, ‘The wedding vows require you to love and honor me, but not to
Bitsy leaned into me and kissed me. The scent of her cologne and the scotch
were a heady combination. Suddenly, I began to think I could mix business and
pleasure and get away with it. My success in pursuing my new vocation had been
due to my lone ranger attitude. If I didn’t reveal to Bitsy what my life was really all
about, I thought, perhaps I could pull it off. I knew better, but I did want something
that I hadn’t had for a long time. It did occur to me, though, that this path might
screw up Bitsy’s life as well as my own. That would be unfair. Unfair won.
As the plane began its descent to Grand Cayman, Bitsy said, “Duncan, this
pastels.
The landing was smooth. I hoped that it was an overture to a fortunate week.
Chapter Fourteen
Grand Cayman, Karim al- Hadji, A/K/A Joseph Samuels, had opened his private
Honduras, N.A. in New York City. Mr Samuels slipped the envelope into his jacket
pocket and stepped outside into the bright late summer Texas sun. He crossed the
parking lot and got into a white panel van. Before he started the engine, Samuels
opened the envelope and pulled out the check it contained. The amount brought a
He drove to the First National Bank of Houston, where his business account
was located. He converted the check and all but two thousand dollars of the
remaining balance in the account to a single cashier’s check. From the bank he
walked across the parking lot to the Worldwide Travel Agency. He purchased a
round trip ticket to London. The tickets were round trip because he had learned
from media accounts that people who bought one-way tickets were automatically
brought under scrutiny. He had no intention of using the return portion of the fare.
In England, he would purchase another ticket to Berlin. From there he would fly
directly to Tehran. The departure for London was for six P.M., seven days hence on
the 11th.
Two weeks prior to this a shipping container had been dropped at the door
to the small warehouse operated by Samuels Imports. The shipper was Neyram
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Pistachios in Masshad, Iran. Joseph Samuels personally broke the U.S. Customs
seal and unloaded the two hundred bags of nuts, carefully setting aside two of the
burlap bags. After pulling down the overhead door and locking it, he ripped open
the two selected sacks. From one, he removed five eight-pound blocks of plastic
explosive, hermetically sealed to avoid detection. From the second, he took blasting
caps, wire and electronic devices, including three cell phones. There was as well a
bomber’s vest with ten pockets, together with a Houston police uniform, carefully
stitched to be accurate in every detail. The nametag on the shirt read ‘R. Martinez’.
Also included was a police issue leather belt and holster, holding a police special
.38. The warehouse contained nothing else except for a Maclaren baby stroller.
Samuels was now the complete terrorist. Before locking the storehouse he stuffed
Mexican, not an unusual sight in Texas. At twenty-eight, he had entered the United
States two years before on a student visa. He was to have enrolled in the University
of Texas Medical School in Galveston. Instead, he disappeared into the free society
of America. He had known little about the country except what the professors at
the University of Tehran, the ‘mother university’, had told him. He had adapted
quickly.
In the beginning, recruiting him for his mission had been relatively easy.
Like many families in Iran under the Shah’s rule, his had been brutalized and nearly
destroyed by SAVAK, the Shah’s vicious secret police. He was taken to safety in
the countryside by his uncle Rahim after agents of SAVAK murdered his mother
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and father. He was told that General Nematollah Nassiri, Chief of Savak, had
personally put a bullet in the back of the heads of his parents. When he was later
taught at university that SAVAK had been formed under the guidance of the CIA
and Israel’s secret service, Mossad, all his career dots were finally connected.
However, sometimes life proves to be quirky. Before his arrival in the U.S.
he was prepared to carry out his mission without reservation. Like most spies, he
had a handler, to whom he was required to report all his activities. He had been
vetted by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard before leaving Iran. He had memorized
two years in advance what he was to do. In Tehran he had been told that it would
not be necessary that he receive further input. Once in position, this was not the
case, however. His handler, Seyed Mahmood, who was assigned to the Iranian
pestered Karim incessantly. As far as Mahmood was concerned, the IRG didn’t
In a conversation two weeks before the event, Karim told his handler, “I
have decided I will not become a martyr. I am not going to blow myself to
smithereens. If you believe someone has to die to complete the mission, then you
Mahmood was outraged. “What in the name of Allah are you talking about?
don’t see you or the imams or the mullahs or Ahmadinejad or any of the hierarchy
at home rushing out to obey their own fatwahs. I will complete the assignment
without taking a premature trip to paradise. I will do it for the greater glory of
Allah, Iran and even you. I hate the Goddamned Americans and their Jew lackeys
“What has brought this about, Karim al-Hadji? Have you become
“No. Just accept that I want to have some glory here on earth before I have it
in paradise. Anyway, what if my virgins all looked like Golda Maier. No one said
Seyed Mahmood figuratively threw up his hands. “Well, will you be kind
“Not now. I’ll get back to you in a few days. I have a few details yet to work
“I’ll come to Houston. I want to see for myself what is going on. Is it a
Karim al-Hadji replied in guttural tones. “You are not welcome here. Stay
out of this business. When it is over, I will give you all the credit for its success. Do
Samuels had a better plan, one that would be as effective but would not
require the ultimate sacrifice on his part. He would carry it out in his own fashion
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and return to Tehran a hero. Perhaps he would find earthly virgins instead of the
entered the U.S., he had used a Jordanian passport and student visa papers provided
by the IRG. Since he had not reported to the university to begin his studies, he
assumed that the American Department of Homeland Security would have by now
flagged his name. If he showed up at an airport with his original passport, intent
upon leaving the country, he might well be on a no-fly list. He began to try to make
contact with someone who might be able to provide a new set of documents. For a
remuneration of one hundred dollars, he was finally given the name of a man at
Esquival Printing, located across from Guadalupe Plaza Park, who ‘might be able to
help.’
When he drove by the address he had been provided, it did not appear to be
a place of business, but rather, was a pastel blue house. The name on the mailbox
read, ‘Jorge Esquival.’ Karim drove to the opposite side of the park and left the van.
cautiously and knocked on the door. A Hispanic woman answered. She was about
thirty and had a baby perched on her left hip. She held a cigarette between the
thumb and first two fingers of her right hand. The smell of boiling chicken
permeated the air. She did not seem happy to see Karim.
Karim said, “I would like to speak to Mr. Esquival. It’s about business.”
The woman sighed, turned her head and shouted, “Jorge, Un hombre está
aquí verle.”
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Senor Esquival emerged from the back of the house. He looked at the
woman and jerked his thumb over his shoulder, motioning her to leave. She did.
Esquival appeared to be in his forties. He was a tall, skinny man with a Pancho
Villa mustachio. He wore a tank style undershirt. A Mexican eagle tattoo was on his
shoulder.
The Mexican lifted his hand and moved his raised forefinger backwards,
indicating Karim should follow him. They walked through the house and out the
backdoor. Esquival led him across the yard, skirting a muddy wet spot where the
house’s septic tank had backed up. There was a slight, musty odor of sewage. They
went to a ramshackle 2-car garage and Esquival unlocked a side door. Inside was a
dusty Ford Focus with a dented side panel. Esquival chuckled, “That scar on my
auto was caused by cerveza. But don’t worry. We are not going for a ride.”
On the other side of the vehicle was a plasterboard wall with a steel door.
Even before the door was opened, Karim could smell the telltale odor of printer's
ink and benzene. The Mexican pulled a key ring from his pocket and unlocked the
deadbolt in the door. He pushed it open and reached inside for a light switch.
Karim followed him into the other half of the garage. The walls were
finished in white plaster. On a metal table in the center of the room rested a Kodak
Mac computer, and a Jackson-Hirsh laminator. Next to that was a small offset
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printing press. Esquival took a seat at a glass light table and motioned to Karim to
take the stool next to his. Drafting tools, and several pens with different nibs lay
scattered across the surface of the table. In a small shelf unit at one end of the table
were thirty or more bottles of varied color inks. On a larger stand against the wall
were stacks of paper. A small blender and a paper mold were there also, indicating
“So what is your story, Mr…I’m sorry. I’ve forgotten your name already.”
“It is Karim al-Hadji. I have not much of a story, only a need for your
services.”
became a student. I am probably on some sort of list now and that is making me
Karim pulled the passport from his jacket pocket. Esquival put on a
unit down across his eyes. He looked at the passport very carefully. He opened a
page and held it down on the light table. He flicked a switch and the paper became
transparent as the light shown up and through it. He inspected the leaf meticulously,
turning it over to check both sides. Finally, he pushed the lens back from his eyes
and said, “You know, of course, that this passport is not genuine. If you want a new
Naturally, Karim could not do that. The original artist was at IRG
Karim said, “That would not be possible. So, do you want to help me or
not?”
“Of course. And here is what you will need. A new passport. It is surprising
you made it this far with such shoddy workmanship. And a corresponding visa.
Everything will be stamped to indicate you have been in the country only two
“Soon.”
“I suggest we provide you with an entirely new set of papers. Have you used
Karim shrugged as he said, “It is a very high price, but I am in great need of
“It will be better than good. I am the very best in Texas, maybe in the whole
country. You will see. Come back next Sunday at five in the afternoon. Bring the
money with you. And leave your passport here. I will need the picture.”
Karim said, “I’ll be back. And it better be good. As the Americans say,
At the appointed date and time Karim repeated his parking procedure,
leaving his van on the opposite side of Guadalupe Plaza Park. He carried a small
briefcase. Today the playground was crowded, with a small pickup soccer game the
the area. He passed a bench with young Hispanic men drinking Corona beers, their
eyes on senoritas strolling by on the gravel path. Karim skirted the action as if he
were invisible and went directly to Esquival’s house. A knock on the door was
answered by the master forger himself. He smiled and said, “Nice to see you. I have
They returned to the print shop where Jorge spread the prepared documents
across the table. He gave Karim a magnifying glass and said with a pleased grin,
“Check these, Mr. Samuels. They are perfect. You couldn’t get them this good in
Toronto.”
Karim studied the papers for several minutes, finding no flaws. At last he
said, “These do appear to be what you say. Perfect. I have your reward.”
Jorge Esquival leaned forward in anticipation as Karim opened the case. The
Iranian withdrew his police special .38 and shot the Mexican in the chest. Esquival
slumped sideways and slid to the floor, gasping as blood bubbled from his lips.
Karim shot him once more, through the forehead. He collected the papers and
stashed them in the briefcase. With a rag from the case he carefully wiped the
surface of the table and then tossed the cloth in a corner. He took the time to delete
all the files on the Mac, then took Esquival’s key ring and stepped through the
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doorway into the other half of the garage. He locked the door and left, circling the
house and turning left at the street. Instead of cutting through the park, he walked
around it. Before getting into his van, tossed Esquival’s keys into a storm drain.
He muttered to himself, “The infidel bastard knew who I was and still wore
a crucifix around his neck. Well, his Jesus didn’t help him today.”
Chapter Fifteen
America would hold its annual convocation in Houston at the George R. Brown
Convention Center. Like most large organizations, they designated the dates and
locations of their meetings years in advance. This information was posted on the
internet and was known, even in Iran. It was at the convention center that Karim
(let’s call him by his real name) was intended to have his rendezvous with the
On the afternoon of the first day of the meeting, at three P.M., African-
American Senator Joseph Hamlin, (R) South Carolina, was to make the keynote
address at the convention. On the platform with him would be five well-known
conservative congressmen and the U.S. Secretary of Education. The Senator would
be introduced by Darwin Linden, the foremost radio talk show host in America,
billed by Darwin’s publicist as ‘the most feared man in the U.S.’ There would be at
least three thousand attendees on hand for the speech. Some in the audience
probably did fear Linden, but only because he tended to talk too long.
a young African-American single mother. She and Karim were ‘hello’ and
in his van to the Gingerbread Day Care Center where she left her infant son,
Dawson. Since she was running late that day, she was happy to accept. Lugging the
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baby’s stroller on and off the bus each day was a hassle she was glad to forego. She
also thought that the swarthy Joseph (as she knew him) was rather handsome,
though his Mexican accent made her laugh sometimes. It was as if he were not
really from Mexico. He also seemed to like children, and had given a cootchy-coo
On the morning of the 11th, Karim got out of bed and brewed a cup of
coffee. He watched from his window as Lakeisha and her baby made their way to
the bus stop. Before his second cup, he showered and shaved, smoothing his jet hair
back in the manner that he had found appealing to women. His principal vice, and
he had a few, was the pursuit of the female of the species. He loved everything
about them. Long, short brunette, blond, dumb or smart, he desired them all. His
favorite hunting ground was Bossier City, Louisiana, a few hours from Houston.
Bossier had been a sinful burg for a century or more, a place where straight up
Cajuns and Texans could let their hair down. With the advent of legalized casinos,
it solidified its reputation in that area. A survey of the parking facilities there on any
given day would show thousands of Texas license plates. The average age in the
gambling halls was well over fifty. The Social Security System keeps many an old
person from starving. It also makes casino operators wealthy. Karim’s youthful
good looks made him the exception at the blackjack tables. Getting connected was
rarely a problem. Karim found that terror was a good business. Little work and high
Now, however, there was more important business to attend to. He dressed
carefully in the policeman’s uniform. It was a good fit. He smiled at his reflection in
Chapter Sixteen
Clearing customs would have been easier if I had not brought the pistol with
me. The inspector was a fat man with a drooping mustachio. His rumpled khaki
uniform was sweat stained at the collar and under the arms. He did not appear to be
enjoying his job. When I declared the Glock, the examiner’s eyebrows elevated
visibly.
“Do you wish to keep the weapon with you, Mr. Travis, or would you prefer
“No, but we do have certain restrictions. You may not carry the pistol on
your person. You must also declare the ammunition you are bringing in and account
for all of it upon departure from our country. If you follow those rules, there will be
no difficulty.”
“I will certainly obey the law. You may have noticed in my papers that I’m
Bitsy had been standing beside me through this inspection. She put her hand
“No, not at all. I’ve always taken a weapon with me when I travel. It’s just a
habit, I guess.” The one thing I didn’t declare was the Glock’s silencer. It was
After recovering our luggage from the customs people, a friendly black
porter transported it with us to the taxi area. He said, in a singy Jamaican accent, “Is
“I will, indeed. Thanks for the help.” I tipped him a ten spot. I could tell by
his expression that it was too much. I didn’t want to be remembered, and now I
would be. Not a good thing. But I didn’t want Bitsy to think I was a cheapskate,
either. Already, I was beginning to listen to the wrong head. You would think that
by now I had my covert life down pat, but I still made simple mistakes. I sometimes
got the feeling that my luck might be running out like that of a bad baseball team in
We checked into the Grand Carib. The place was awash in a sea of
flowering bushes. Hibiscus with huge blooms and bougainvillea were everywhere.
Bitsy loved it. At the front desk I requested adjoining rooms. I wanted to make
Bitsy feel at ease about our stay. Actually, I wanted both of us to feel that way. I
expected I would need some time alone to take care of business. Well, those were
my thoughts at the time. Again, things seem to go off on a tangent when least
that worked, a terrific view and a room service menu that was outstanding. I
checked it for conch chowder. They had that and conch in four other formats. I love
the stuff.
As luck would have it, Alfred the bell captain had already heard by phone
from his brother about our impending arrival. He personally got us to our rooms and
made the necessary AC checks, TV checks and towel checks, in order to qualify for
information later.
Bitsy said she wanted to rest for a while, and we made arrangements to meet
Alone, I pulled the slim phone book from the drawer in the nightstand and
riffled the pages until I found the listings for banks. At this juncture, I was flying
knew there would be no FDIC to cushion my fall if I made the wrong choice. I
decided to make the decision, one that would involve large sums of money, by
asking for a recommendation from that famous financial advisor, Alfred the bell
captain. Dumber decisions have been made, I’m sure. Just ask Amelia Earhart. I
I said, “This is Duncan Travis. I have an unusual request. I’m hoping you
“Ah, that’s easy. The Benjamin Private Bank in George Town has the very
Before I could dial the number, there was a knock on my door. I checked
through the peephole to see if it was someone I knew. The way things were going, I
half expected Joe Waldrip to show up. It was a stranger, a youngish black man in a
suit and tie. Suits and ties in the tropics generally mean trouble. I thought he might
be a cop. Maybe to quiz me more about the Glock and my reasons for having it.
Before I let him in, I decided to hide the pistol where it would be easily accessible if
I needed it. I didn’t know who in the hell that guy was. I slipped the weapon under
The visitor stuck out his hand in a friendly manner, and said in an American,
southern drawl, “Hello, Mr. Travis, I’m Fred Jasper from the American consulate in
“Sure, but I would like to see some identification, if you don’t mind. You
know how it is. I’ve read all the State Department warnings to travelers. We can’t
“Certainly. Can’t say that I blame you.” As he went inside his jacket with
his hand, I tensed up, prepared to … do what? Give him a karate chop? Knock him
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out with my powerful right cross? A boxing match with a man half my age was not
that he was indeed Frederick Jasper, Cultural Attaché at the United States Embassy
in Jamaica, on temporary duty with the U.S. Consulate in the Grand Caymans.
I said, “Come in, Mr. Jasper. May I offer you something from the mini bar?”
“No thanks. I really won’t take much of your time. It seems you have some
influential friends in the States. We received an e-mail this morning from FBI
Special Agent Donald Grant asking us to look you up and to see if there is anything
we might do to make your stay more enjoyable.” He smiled sheepishly. “So, that’s
why I’m here, to let you know that we stand ready to assist you in any way
possible.” He had no clue as to who I was, but he wasn’t taking any chances. If I
Edgar Hoover. I said, “It’s very kind of you to go out of your way like this, but I’m
okay. This trip is strictly for pleasure. We plan to go to the turtle farm and to swim
“Oh, I see. Agent Grant had thought you might need some help with the
We shook hands and he left, happily I assumed. I retrieved the Glock and
fastened it with a strip of duct tape to the bottom of the bathroom counter. It’s not
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true that man’s best friend is his dog. For modern men, it’s duct tape. I never leave
It was close to six so I showered and dressed in a white tee and jeans. I
called Bitsy’s room. “I’m mucho hungry. How about some dinner?”
We walked down the outside of the hotel, past the pool and the cabana bar.
The dining room was already busy. I could hear a half dozen languages melding
together in a Caribbean mélange, pleasing to the ear but also cautionary. Two of the
people I recognized had been on the plane with us, a robust German man, red-faced
and verbose and a heavyweight blonde with him whom I took to be his wife. She
Why did he do that, I thought? Does he want to speak to me? Does he have
Chapter Seventeen
He had packed a small suitcase the night before. It contained all he would
take with him in his flight from the United States. Included were a change of
clothes, his new passport, plane tickets and an envelope containing the cashier’s
check representing all the remaining funds from the Samuels Imports account, a bit
over thirty thousand dollars. Everything else in the small apartment, including the
hard drive from his computer, had been bagged and taken to the trash the night
before.
He checked his watch. It was nearly one-thirty, time to go. He picked up the
case and took the outside stairs to the parking lot. At the van, he stowed the bag
next to a baby stroller, the one from the warehouse. He took a moment to check the
diaper bag in the bottom of the stroller. A small antenna attached to a cell phone
protruded from the side of the bag. The phone was wired into a detonator that
would trigger the plastic explosive in the bag when he called the cell’s number. He
settled into the driver’s seat and dug into his pants pocket for the van’s ignition key.
As he pulled it out he was startled by a sharp rapping on the glass next to his head.
He looked around, a scowl on his face. The intruder was Frank Wickoff, the
Today, he was already half way into the bag, his eyes bleary and his voice slurring
Karim shook his head ‘no’ and started the engine. Wickoff, a confused look
on his grizzled face, said, “Hey, wait a minute. You’re Samuels. Since when did
you join the police force? And your nametag says ‘Martinez’. What in hell is goin’
on here?”
Karim cranked open the side window, his eyes narrowing to malevolent
slits. “None of your fucking business, you drunken piece of Yankee shit.”
“Yes, I can, asshole, but what’s the use?” He slipped his .38 out of its
holster and without hesitating, fired a round through the tip of Wickoff’s nose. The
curious manager fell backwards, oozing blood with a .08 alcohol content from the
exit wound in the back of his head. Calmly, Karim dropped the shift lever into drive
and drove out of the parking lot onto the service road running along side the Katy
Freeway. He was beginning to enjoy the day. Wispy clouds, azure sky and
American blood on the ground. He chuckled. That’s the kind of American red,
white and blue he liked. He eased through traffic until he spotted a quiet side street.
He turned the corner there and went two blocks before stopping at the curb.
Reaching behind the passenger’s seat, he lifted two magnetic signs. He got out of
the van and fastened one sign to each side of the paneled van. The signs were
Back in the vehicle, he did a u-turn and headed back for the freeway. He
drove for five minutes before he arrived at the Gingerbread Day Care Center. He
parked in the small circular driveway and got out. He went to the front door of the
frame building, which looked more like an old house than a place of business. A
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plywood cutout of a gingerbread man was nailed to wall beside the entrance, its
brown paint faded and cracked. Inside he saw that the structure was in fact
someone’s home. Grubby toys were strewn along the base of the wall to his left. A
television set was on, showing a cartoon with a bird chasing a cat. The bird had an
ax in his hand. The feline looked terrified. Seven small kids sat on the floor
watching the murderous canary. It’s never too early to begin educating a child. He
could hear more than one baby crying in an adjacent room. A woman yelled,
“Becky, go stick a bottle in those kid’s mouths. This headache is killin’ me and that
A large Becky, with two nipple-tipped bottles in hand, waddled into the
room where Karim stood. She was surprised to find a cop there. Embarrassed, she
Becky said, with an alarmed look, “Oh, Lordy, what is it? Are we in danger
or somethin’?”
“Yes, sir, right away, sir.” She moved as quickly as she could into the next
room, shouting, “Doris! Hey, Doris. There’s a cop out here. He says it’s a
‘mergency.”
Doris Johnson, even fatter than her subordinate, lumbered into the room, a
wet rag held to her brow. She said, “Migraine. Hurts like hell. What’s this
Karim spoke rapidly. “I’m Officer Martinez. Do you have a baby boy here
“His mother, Lakeisha, has been severely injured in an accident at her work.
She’s in critical condition at the hospital. The family has asked me to pick up little
Doris clapped her free hand to her forehead. “Oh, my God. Is it bad? What
happened?”
“I can’t go into it now. I have to rush the baby to the hospital. Please get him
right now.”
“Lord, yes. I’ll get him right away. Oh, this is awful.”
She disappeared into the room where the crying babies were and returned in
a moment with little Dawson. He was one of the criers. She handed the child
together with a diaper bag to Karim. He said, “Thanks. Someone will call you later
Outside he opened the rear door of the panel truck and climbed in. He set
the wheel lock on the stroller and strapped Dawson in. He leaned across the
passenger seat and popped open the glove box. He removed a small flat case. He
sedative effect. Karim had obtained the chemical from antihistamine caplets.
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Dawson was still sobbing, his nose running mucous from the effort. Karim turned
the child on his side and stuck the needle into his small hip, and injected the drug.
An overdose would be fatal, but that was not his principal concern. He was relying
on advice gleaned from an alternative medicine website that this was the proper
dosage.
He smiled at the baby. “May Allah grant you sweet dreams, my little
friend.”
Chapter Eighteen
Karim al-Hadji drove the van onto Interstate 45 and headed downtown. He
checked his Houston street map and made his way to the Avenida de las Americas.
The George R. Brown Convention Center loomed ahead. It had been designed in a
glass and steel retro fashion, a form designed to be fashionable well into the middle
of the 21st century. It might not make it. Hints of rusty steel and cracked glass.
Overuse and a bureaucracy that was stingy when it came to upkeep had taken its
toll.
There were two events taking place simultaneously on the 11th, the
conservative confab and a restaurant trade show. Eight of the loading docks in the
rear of the building were busy unloading trucks for the restaurant group. Karim
parked his van across from the drive-in freight door next to dock fifteen. He stepped
out onto the pavement and went directly to the rear doors of the truck. He glanced
around, making certain that no one was watching him. He reached in and released
the wheel lock on the stroller and pulled it out of the van. After slamming the doors,
he pushed the Maclaren across the avenue and into the cavernous entrance. Before
he reached the elevator, he had to pass a security station. A florid faced white man
manned the post, looking uncomfortable in his too tight uniform. Karim took the ill
fitting clothes to be a good sign, indicating the probability that the man was new on
Karim did not intend to stop unless challenged. The guard appeared to be
Karim smiled back and said, “No, this is the grandson of one of the speakers
“I don’t know about that. I’m assigned to the mayor’s detail and I just do
In the freight elevator, he pushed the button for level three. When the doors
opened, he went past the cafe. There were a few conventioneers there, chattering
about the program for the day. Most attendees were already in the main hall. Karim
pushed little Dawson to the entrance of the George Bush Grand Ballroom, where he
was met by yet another security detail. A man with a very well fitting uniform
stopped Karim. If the first guard’s sloppy uniform had been good news for Karim,
this man’s creased pants and captain’s bars could bode ill.
credentials?”
Karim thought, this is the test. It all comes down to this. Two years of
preparation could rise or fall depending on how he handled this official. He could
feel the muscles in the back of his neck begin to constrict. Stay calm, he told
himself. “Well, actually no. I’m Officer Martinez, assigned to the mayor’s detail.”
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He gestured toward the sleeping baby. “This is Senator Hamlin’s grandson. His
mother is in there somewhere and I have been asked to take the baby to her.”
The captain cocked his head and bit his lower lip. “Maybe I should page her
and she can come here to get the child. What’s the mother’s name?”
The security man called someone on his walkie-talkie and requested that he
page Ms. Watson and ask her to report to main door ‘A’. The announcement was
repeated three times with no answer. Karim said, “Look, Captain, my ass is really
going to be in a crack if I don’t get in there and find Ms. Watson. How about it?”
The official reluctantly, and with an audible sigh, said, “Well, okay. On your
way out, let me know for sure that you found her.”
The room was set up with a movable stage at the front and two thousand
metal folding chairs aligned in theater style. A Dixieland band was located to the
right of the stage, the members in candy striped jackets and straw hats. They were
belting out a rendition of a jazzed up Stephen Foster song, ‘Old Black Joe’. They
had not a clue that this was not the best tune to play just before an African
American senator named Joseph Hamlin would take the podium. Most of the seats
finding their seat. Most of the youths had been recruited from local chapters of
Young Campus Conservatives. Karim made his way to the stage area and gestured
to a young girl who wore the blue blazer and pleated red skirt uniform of a female
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page. She walked to where he stood with Dawson’s stroller. She said, “My, what a
cute baby. He sure needs his nose wiped, though. He’s got a lot of mucous. Is he
sick?”
“No, he just cried himself to sleep and his nose does that. He’s Senator
Hamlin’s grandson. His mama is going to be here in just a minute to pick him up.
Would you mind watching him until she gets here? I would appreciate it greatly.
The girl replied exuberantly, “Why, yes, I would be happy to do that. Isn’t
that just something, a little VIP baby!” She offered her hand to Karim. ”I’m Rachel
Jacobsen, Officer Martinez. Now you run right along and do your duty. I’ll take
Karim made his way slowly and deliberately back to entrance ‘A’. He
He felt a great rush of relief that he had managed to plant the bomb in full
view of thousands and at the exact best spot where it would do the most damage. He
grinned as he thought of his unknowing accomplice, a nice little Jew girl named
Rachel. He stopped at the caterers and bought a Coca Cola. He took it with him
back down the elevator and out to the loading dock. The security man was checking
a bill of lading and only glanced at Karim as he passed by. Karim crossed the street
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and climbed into the van. He started the engine and pulled slowly into the traffic.
Just before he entered I-45 which would take him to the Bush Intercontinental
Airport, he pulled into the parking area of a convenience store. From the dashboard
the bomb in the stroller detonated. Little baby Dawson and Page Rachel Jacobsen
vaporized. Their bodies become a bloody spray that flew to the fartherest corners of
the room. Eighty-seven people in the first three rows were killed as well. Over one
hundred others were grievously wounded and maimed. Everyone on the stage died
instantly, including Darwin Linden, Senator Hamlin and his wife, five congressmen
and the entire board of directors of the Conservative Action Committee. The captain
in charge of security at the door was blown backwards, blood trickling from his
ears. Torn body parts were glued to the back wall, blood oozing down in a macabre
terrorist art form. Infidel Baptist hearts mingled with infidel Catholic lungs and
infidel Methodist muscle tissue. An infidel grandmother was decapitated, her head
bouncing across the floor like an Iranian soccer ball. Horrendous screams melded
with terrible moans. Brain goo and cardiac matter were scattered everywhere,
giving the lie to the belief of some liberals that conservatives possessed neither.
The wall at stage right blew out and collapsed on the dining area, killing
eight workers and a half-dozen patrons. Ruptured water pipes flooded the area and
shorted out the electrical system for the third level, making the elevators inoperable.
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A fire broke out and began to spread toward the back of the building. Workers in
the restaurant show section on the first level fled in a panicked race to the exits.
Karim left the convenience store parking lot as the distant wailing of sirens
area not crowded with shopper’s cars. He changed clothes in the van and then went
around the outside of the vehicle and removed the magnetic police signs. The signs,
the police uniform, the pistol and the throwaway cell phone were stuffed into two
large plastic garbage bags. Carrying the bags and his suitcase, he walked to a
dumpster adjacent to a large grocery store. The plastic bags went into the trash bin.
He walked around to the entrance to the store and used a public phone to call a cab.
He made a second call to the local NBC television affiliate. When the
operator answered, he asked to speak to someone in the newsroom. His call was
picked up by a reporter who was just about to leave for the blast site. “Jenkins.
Who’s this?”
Karim said, “Record this. I’m the bomber. I won’t repeat any part of this.
I’m a member of Jihad in America. Today’s attack is in retaliation for the thousands
of Muslims America has slaughtered. This is but the first of many such attacks, and
will not stop until America abandons its vicious adventures in the Middle East and
Karim answered, “Not in hell, but you are close. I’m in Houston.” Smiling,
would depart for London. As he sat in the waiting area he watched the television
account of the terrible blast. The initial reaction was that it had been caused by a
leaking natural gas pipe. Minutes later, NBC flashed a ‘Breaking News’ banner on
their screen. George Jenkins of their Houston affiliate station stood, mic in hand,
outside the burning convention center. He said breathlessly, “NBC has information
that the disaster may have been the work of a radical Muslim group called Jihad in
America. We have shared the facts we have gathered with the FBI.”
Later, on the plane, the talk was of little else than the terrible disaster that
had occurred in Houston. Karim nodded in solemn agreement when his seatmate
said, “The bastards who did that should be shot on sight. Skip the fucking trial.”
Chapter Nineteen
America. He got up from his table and came to ours. “I am so sorry about the
“Well, you have the best of me. I’m at a loss. You say a disaster?”
“Oh, I thought you must have heard. It seems a terrorist bomber killed many
I didn’t know what to say. Bitsy blanched as she asked, “Did you catch any
of the names? I know some people who were supposed to be at that conference.”
She turned to me as she stood. “It was the Conservative Action Committee.
Chet Bascomb was to be there. Darwin Linden was to be a speaker. Let’s go back to
Chet Bascomb was Bitsy’s congressman. She had worked on his campaign
every time he ran. They were good friends. I said, “Sure. Let’s go.” To the German,
I said, “Thank you for your consideration. We’re going to the room, perhaps to call
home.”
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Believe it or not, Herr Goebbels stood, bowed slightly and clicked his heels
Back in the room, we turned on the TV and punched in the number on the
The reporter ticked off a list of familiar names. We knew, or knew of, most
of them. Bascomb, his wife and daughter were among the dead. Bitsy picked up the
Margaret was one of her closest friends. I heard only Bitsy’s end of the
conversation. It was not good. Her free hand went to her forehead and then wiped
tears from her eyes. Finally, she lowered the receiver to its cradle and turned to me.
“It’s true. They’re all dead. Jenny Creighton and Marge Howie were there, too.
They are missing and presumed dead. Oh God, Duncan, what a horror. I am so
angry. If I could, I would kill the sons of bitches who did this myself.”
I pulled her close and held her for what seemed a long time. It was perhaps
only five minutes, but long enough for the unexpected to take place. In that time I
felt a bond was forged, cemented in a shared hatred. Finally she said, “Let’s get out
We went to the lobby, and on a hunch, I asked if I had any messages. The
“Both, I suppose. A guy I know wishing me a good day. We’re not great
friends. It’s his way of letting me know he resents me being here while he has to
We passed the bar and exited onto the veranda. The moon was full, hanging
low over the horizon like an old illuminated Gulf Oil sign. Bright moonlight was
glistening in dancing diamonds on the surface of the sea, cutting a jiggley path
across the surf just a hundred yards away. A scent of flowers was in the air. The
day’s heat lingered. I felt it down to my bones, and it was first-rate. I have never
been a fan of cold weather. When the time would come to bug out of this current
The path to the beach was bordered by cactus thickets and native palms.
Low trees which appeared to be mahogany held small orchids. We passed a small
swampy inlet, with several buttonwood trees. Though I didn’t see it, Bitsy said she
On the beach, we trudged through the loose sand until we came to where it
was hard packed by the water and the walking became easier. I wasn’t surprised
when Bitsy took my hand. We strolled that way for a few minutes before she
She looked at me and said, “This is all so painful. Those dear people. They
I said, “I know. I’m mad as hell. And I…” I stopped before I said too much.
Finally, she said, “Duncan, tell me the truth. Why are we really here?”
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So here came the big choice. Lie and write her off. Tell the truth and in all
likelihood, write her off anyway. I turned to her and looked into her very inner eye.
I knew that the day I would make my escape from all this, I was going to live out
lucky, a love. Odysseus had Penelope, Mark Antony had Cleo, Romeo tried to have
Juliet and, of course, Pierre Curie lucked out when he snared Marie. Two out these
We were alone on this stretch of the shore. A weathered, gray log was
nearby. I pointed to it and said, “Let’s sit for a while. I want to discuss something
with you.”
She cocked her head curiously and looked at me. “Something serious?”
“Deadly serious.”
“Well, not exactly in the way you might expect. If it were, it would require
from you more than just a declaration of love and fidelity. It would be almost like a
blood oath. Oh, hell, that’s not what I mean. I want…need to tell you something
She hesitated. “I’m not sure I could make a promise like that until I knew
“I understand.”
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We sat and watched the phosphorescent waves roll in, hissing across the
sand and then receding. Where the water had been, small holes appeared, spurting
out tiny jets of liquid before the next wave covered them up. A small piece of
Styrofoam came and went in the ebb and flow, white against the dark sea, jarring
the harmony of the all-natural beauty. Finally, I said what my heart could no longer
suppress. I bit down hard on my teeth to keep them from betraying my nervousness
After what seemed an interminable time had passed, she said, “Well, I’ll be
damned. I didn’t think I would ever be able to pry that out of you. I…I love you too,
She touched my cheek and turned my head toward her. She leaned in and
kissed me on the lips. “I hope you didn’t think I would go to the Caymans with just
anybody, Duncan. The reason I asked you out to the theater last week and then
agreed to this trip was because I had decided to make a last ditch effort to ensnare
you with my charms. And now I’m going to acknowledge that life is too short for
B.S. I do want to be with you, and I doubt that there is anything you could tell me
that would dissuade me from that. So, yes, I promise to keep your confidences. Is
“Are you in trouble, Duncan? Is that why you brought a gun with you on
“It’s not that. At least, it’s not anything I can’t resolve. I only brought all
this up because I felt that we might have a future together and if that were to be the
“Go on.”
I took a deep breath. “Okay, Bitsy, this is it. This is what I do. It’s the real
reason why I have been traveling so much of late. In this world there are criminals
who are beyond the pale, men and women so cruel and malevolent that the world
would be infinitely better off without them. I know who many of them are. In one
way or another, some have managed to escape justice and, I believe, pose a real
threat to decent people everywhere. I stop them before they can kill, rape or molest
again.”
There are soft words for what I have done, like ‘eliminate,’ or ’eradicate’. I
opted to tell it without an implied apologetic phrase. I raised my hand slightly and
Her mouth made an ‘O’, but she said nothing. For the next hour and a half I
unloaded. I spent a lot of time on the rationale behind my actions. I didn’t discuss
all of my hits in detail, nor did I talk about the thrill in my gut that living so close to
the edge had aroused. And then I told her about my meetings with Grant and
Waldrip and the arrangement that I had with them. I also told her that I knew that
someday I would have to call it quits. I said that this new phase of my life, this
arrangement with Grant, would lead to the end of the killing. And probably soon.
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Finally, I said, “These are things I can’t undo. I have no regrets, but would have if it
She was silent for a moment, shaking her head slightly. Then she said,
“Dear God, Duncan, I can’t believe it’s really you saying this. You’ve always been
such a gentle man, or at least that’s what I thought. That’s what makes it so hard for
me to reconcile what you’ve told me with who I thought you were. I do remember
Wilma Cordery and what happened to her. I was a high school kid when that man
killed her and drowned her granddaughter in the toilet and, I, like everyone else,
was outraged. When they caught him, my Dad said he could actually pull the switch
on the bastard if they gave him the death penalty. And now you tell me that,
We sat silently for several minutes. Finally she let out an audible sigh and
took my hand. She said, “Let’s go back to the hotel. I’ve got to think.”
Bitsy went to the door of my room and entered with me. “I don’t want to be
In the room we got ready for bed. I laid down and pulled a single cover over
me. She slid across under the sheet and nestled her head on my shoulder. She said,
“Duncan, if I go with you to wherever it is you are going, I can’t do what you do.
Well, I suppose if our lives depended on it I could, but only then. Do you
understand?”
She said, “And when we are through with the forced assignments, you will
“I promise.”
She asked, “Did you ever see Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?”
because she was twenty-six, a school teacher in a Podunk town and was bored to
tears. She wanted spice in her life. I have more reasons to go with you than she had
“Probably not.”
“Duncan, I’ll go with you to the end of the road, wherever it takes us. I’ve
had a great life, but never a thrilling one. And I can understand why you wanted to
do the things you have done. I believe many people would do the same things if
they just had the nerve.” Then, deadly seriously, she continued, “Duncan, I’ll help
in non-lethal ways. I’ll watch your back. And who knows, maybe this son of a bitch
we’ll have to vanish like a couple of wisps of old smoke up a chimney, to a new
time and place where I hope we will live an extraordinarily comfortable existence.”
She squeezed my hand. “It’s okay, partner. Let’s shake on it. I’m in.”
I pulled her close. “You’ve got a lot to learn. But first, I’ve got a job for
you.”
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She smiled and kissed me. “That’s easy.” I had meant that she would have
to study the Said file. But perhaps pleasure before business might be a better idea.
We made love like it would be the last time for either one of us. As it turned
out, it wasn’t the last time ever. And neither was the next one an hour later. I was
Perhaps it was the exhilaration we both felt, or the softness of the bed, but
we both fell asleep smiling. The sun was rising when Bitsy woke and jostled me
awake.
“This tropical air is working wonders for me. I feel as good as if I had just
“Sure,” I said. “It must be the air. It makes everything really swell.” That set
“I’ve been thinking that over. Why don’t we do something really wild …
She paused before replying, her eyes tearing up. She said, softly, “I do.”
I kissed her with fervor. Lots of fervor. “I’ll call Alfred the Bell Captain
Bitsy jumped out of bed and spontaneously clapped her hands. “I’ll need a
new dress. I didn’t bring anything that will do. And I’m not going to get married in
shorts or slacks!”
“And you’ll have one, with a ten-foot train if you want it.”
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“That’s a bit much, but I think a hat would be a nice touch. Yes, a white,
broad-brimmed straw with a bold red band.” She grabbed me and kissed me again.
I rang for Alfred and asked him what two Americans would require to get
“Ah, Mr. Travis, the tropical love bug has bitten you, yes? It is fortunate you
have called me. By coincidence, my sister, Elena, is the foremost wedding arranger
on Grand Cayman. I will have her call you in just a few minutes.”
“Thanks, Alfred. Somehow I knew you would have the answer.” I suspected
that it wouldn’t have made any difference what the question might have been, good
Ten minutes later, Elena was on the line. She told me that we would need to
procure a license from Deputy General’s office in George Town. The official would
need the name of the person who would perform the ceremony. As she gave it to
me, I wrote down the name of Judge Lawrence Blasingame, a local Justice of the
Peace, whom Elena said would recite the vows. She also would make arrangements
for the use of a ‘delightful little gazebo’ located on the end of the hotel’s fishing
pier. Champagne and a small cake would be made available. Her $500 fee would
include everything, except the license. I would have to pay for that myself when we
picked it up. She suggested we catch the minibus to George Town this morning and
I relayed all this to Bitsy. I had also obtained the address of the best couture
the Benjamin Private Bank, Joe Waldrop would know about it before the ink was
dry on the signature card. But if Bitsy made the transaction, they might not pick up
on it.
“Let’s get some clothes on. As much as I enjoy looking at you like this, the
We dressed slowly, watching each other. In a way, seeing her slip into her
for ‘shush.’ I pointed to the patio door and took her hand. We stepped outside. The
air was heavy, enveloping us in its moist scents. A band of darkness hung on the
I spoke quietly. “After breakfast we will hop on the minibus. After we get
our marriage license, we’ll catch a cab. You get out at Dorothea’s Boutique in
George Town. When you are through shopping, catch a minibus back to the hotel.
Wait fifteen minutes and then get on another bus back to George Town. Go to the
Benjamin Private Bank on Edward Street, across from the post office, and open an
account. I’ll give you a check for fifty thousand. Open it in both our names. Pick up
a signature card for me to sign and mail in later. Tell them you want a pass-through
account and that we will be sending large sums of money which they are to
immediately forward by wire to another account. Tell them that the routing
instructions will come with each deposit. Inform them as well that they should take
three percent of all future deposits as their fee for sending the money along to its
next stop. When you are through, catch a cab and come back here. Got it?”
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She appeared thoughtful for a moment before saying, “Yes. And to start this
I was going to protest, and then thought better of it. It would be best to have
both of us invested in this joint venture. “Okay, that’s a deal.” And it was.
Chapter Twenty
The bus, which was actually an oversized van, was crowded with locals
filling all but the two seats Bitsy and I took. The rain indicator I had seen earlier
began to strut its stuff. Tropical sized drops began to splat on the windshield. The
driver turned on his worn wipers which did not seem to be helping much. I tried to
close the window next to me without success. The citizen next to me leaned over
and snapped an aluminum protuberance that held the glass in place. He said to me,
The laugh for the day came just as we entered the outskirts of Georgetown.
Some tourist with a sense of humor had erected an official looking road sign next to
the thoroughfare, which read, “Snow Emergency Route.” I was still smiling when I
noticed a small black car pull out of a side street and take a position behind us. As
we moved into the city, I also noted that he made all the same stops we did.
We hopped off the bus at the Administration Building on Elgin Avenue and
went in to the Deputy General’s office for our marriage license. There were a few
couples in line ahead of us. Love comes in all sizes and surely has no age limits, but
it did appear that we were the oldest that day. Fifteen minutes later we were back on
the street hailing a cab. Mr. Black Car was waiting for us. He followed our cab as
we stopped across the street from Dorothea’s Boutique and Bitsy gave me a peck on
After a few minutes I left the taxi across from The Royal Bank of the
Caymans. The driver of the black car pulled to the curb and parked. I decided to
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ignore the tail, if that was what it was, since I wanted them to see me go in the
bank. The institution was housed in a large modern building, faced with white
stone. Inside, I went to a desk where an attractive black woman sat. The device on
her desk indicated she was the receptionist. She smiled as I stood in front of her.
You could have poured her voice over pancakes. “I’m Duncan Travis.”
music as it rose. On level three, the door opened and I was steered to another
receptionist, this one a male. My escort said, “This is Mister Travis. He is interested
in establishing an account here.” She said to me, “Thank you for your interest in our
institution, Mr. Travis.” Before I could reply, she turned and went back to the
elevator.
“Mr. Denton, I have Mr. Travis here. He has expressed an interest in opening a new
account.”
pinstriped suit which very well might have originated in Savile Row, came out of
his office and introduced himself. “Hello, Mr. Travis. I am Canterbury Denton.
Please, won’t you come in?” He had taken my hand in a firm shake, and had used
his other hand to cup my elbow. He knew his business. I already felt like his sort of
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close friend. He stepped to my side so that we moved into the office together, like
pals. The room was quite magnificent. The motif was piscatorial, with two
tremendous aquariums, one on each sidewall. A large bronze sea turtle statue stood
As I sat in the low chair in front of his desk, I said, “Canterbury. An unusual
name.”
“Yes, I know. My mother’s master’s thesis was on Chaucer. She loved his
work. I have always been thankful that she wasn’t studying Attila the Hun.” He
laughed at his joke. I’m sure it was at least the hundredth time in his life that he had
“Yes.”
“Well, you have chosen wisely. The Royal Bank is a strong institution, one
with a history of solidity dating back many years. And rest assured, we are the soul
of discretion. Your money and your identity will be safe with us. Unlike the
financial centers in many countries, strong measures have been taken by the
Cayman Islands Government in recent years to protect and enhance the reputation
of the islands as a base for offshore financial operations. This action includes the
signing of a Mutual Legal Assistance Treaty with the United Kingdom and the
excluding tax offenses, which of course do not exist in the Cayman Islands. Even
though at least 40 of the world's top 50 banks have branches or subsidiaries in the
Cayman Islands, fortuitous circumstances have brought you to the door of the best.”
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He chuckled, “And may I assume you are not in the narcotics business? Pardon me
“You assume correctly. And you’ve sold me on your bank. I’m ready to do
business.” I pulled my wallet out and removed a check. “I want to make an initial
deposit of $5,000. Of course, there will be much larger sums later. I am a consultant
“I quite understand. We appreciate your faith in us and we will not let you
down.”
The truth was that I was setting up a red herring. I was in fact never going to
use the account for any purpose other than to throw people off the scent. I would be
When he had completed the deposit slip and I had chosen a check style, he
asked, “Would you be my guest for lunch? We have a splendid executive dining
room.”
I didn’t want to spend any more time with Canterbury than I had to. The less
he knew about me the better. “That’s very kind of you, Mr. Denton, and under
normal circumstances I would leap at the chance to get a free lunch. But I am
getting married this evening and I have a lot to do before the ceremony.”
performed?”
“At the Grand Carib. And thanks again for the offer of lunch, but I’m sure
you understand.”
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He stood and proffered his hand again. “I do. Oh, that’s your line, isn’t it.”
We both had a good laugh. I was a bit regretful that I would not see my new pal
again. As I exited the Royal bank, I saw the black car pull out into the traffic and
Chapter Twenty-one
Karim al-Hadji’s return to Tehran was not quite as he had envisioned it. To
say his superiors were surprised to see him was a massive understatement of the
facts. To say they were happy to find him at their door was very far from the truth.
announced change of plans and had expressed phony outrage and surprise when he
heard that Karim had arrived in Tehran, resurrected from the dead, as it were.
Karim sat at a gray painted steel table in the basement of IRG Headquarters,
Seyed Ali Khamanei. Though he was shivering from the cold, and somewhat from
apprehension, he was seething with rage inside. Across the table from the almost
martyr Karim was Colonel Mansour el Mohammed, the chief of the interrogation
the security of this agency. What possessed you to take such a foolhardy chance? If
you had been apprehended, the world would have known it was us and not some
nebulous group. This is a disgrace. You are a coward, Karim al-Hadji, who could
not fulfill a mission for the Prophet as you were instructed. Now tell me, in great
detail, what you did, exactly. Leave nothing out. If there is the slightest possibility
that you left a trail, I must know of it. We cannot craft a plan to divert suspicion
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from us if you are not scrupulously honest and accurate.” He raised his voice
Biting his tongue to keep from retorting angrily, Karim answered, “Yes,
For the next hour, Karim recounted the plan and its result. Occasionally
embellishing some points to make him appear smarter than he had been. He was
interrupted frequently by the Colonel, who deftly used the technique of repeating
questions to see if he would elicit a different response the second time. Karim stuck
close enough to the facts that he was able to escape trouble in that area. Finally, the
Colonel asked, “Did you find it difficult to blend in while you were in America?”
“No, it was not difficult at all. Unless you break a law, such as while driving
a car, no one bothers you. I could have gone anywhere in the country and no one
would have cared. I carried no papers other than a driver’s license. The Americans
“There are some here who want you to be executed for your disobedience. I
am not so sure that is a good idea. There are certain elements to your story that I
find appealing. Your ingenuity, for instance, in transporting the bomb in a baby
carriage. Now that was clever, very clever.” He paused while Karim thought that
over. Karim sat stoically. He would show this hard-liner no weaknesses. The
Colonel said, “Think about it, Karim al-Hadji. Why should we let you live?”
He did think about it. A long minute crept by as he tried to formulate in his
mind the perfect answer, the one that might save his life. “I have gained much
knowledge about the way Americans are and how they think. This information can
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be useful to others who may go to the United States. I can be valuable in the
mission, I could be even more effective than before. I believe in our cause. Do not
buying this dog shit, do you? In fact, Karim al-Hadji, you are a coward, a coward
Karim could not contain himself any longer. The lean muscles in his face
honor upon my return, but I did expect better than this. I know that you fought for
Iran in the Iraq war. I know you were promoted after a successful action near the
Shatt al-Arab. You fought in battle after battle. It is obvious that you grew in
experience into a masterful soldier. It is also obvious you did not strap twenty
pounds of explosives to your body and run into the enemy lines, intent upon
becoming a martyr. Would I call you a coward for not doing so? Of course not. You
were brave without being stupid. Well, so am I. If you want to let some lout chop
off my head to prove a point, go ahead. But don’t call me a coward. I fought to live
and fight again. If I were you, I would not throw that away.”
madness. He had interrogated hundreds of men, and some women, and had never
had one react as Karim al-Hadji had. This was an exceedingly clever rascal. His
boldness in turning the tables upon his interrogator showed potential for greatness.
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But he could not acknowledge that. He must retain the upper hand, and he would.
But he knew then that he was not going to have this man executed. He raised his
right hand and snapped his fingers. The door to the room opened and a sergeant
entered. He bowed ever so slightly. The Colonel said, “Oshnar, please bring us a
pot of fresh coffee and two cups. And some date sugar and mare’s milk.”
your worth. This time it will not depend upon your dying, but rather, your living.”
Karim tilted his head slightly and nodded. He said, “I hope the coffee is hot.
Chapter Twenty-two
When I returned to the hotel, Bitsy was in her room. I called her on the
house phone and asked her down for a late lunch. As we worked on bowls of conch
chowder and a platter of jerked chicken and fried plantain, she let me know that her
trip to the bank had gone off without a hitch. She was also delighted with the
wedding dress she had bought. She was happy as a Caymanian clam. We topped off
I told her all about Canterbury Denton. I was sure by now that my ruse had
worked. Bitsy confirmed that she had not seen Black Car after I dropped her off at
the boutique.
One thing I had not covered with Bitsy was how she should act when she
would meet Waldrip and Grant. I said to her, “I don’t see any way to keep you out
of the business. I had been thinking it might be better all around, and safer, if you
did not let on how much you know about what we are up to. That maybe when you
meet Waldrip and Grant, you should probably keep what you know under your hat.
After we ate, my bride-to-be went to her room to rest up before the evening
ceremony. Back in my room, I found a large bouquet of roses and a card which
read, “Congratulations! I am sure you will enjoy a ROYAL wedding. You can
BANK on it. Best wishes, your pals, Joe Waldrip and Don Grant.” Gotcha, I
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thought. Those guys were too clever by half. I didn’t expect to win every one
against them, but I was hoping it would be the ones that really counted. There was
also a message light blinking on the room phone. It was from Elena, the nuptial
arranger. I called her. She said for an extra hundred bucks she could have the hotel
steel band there to play the wedding march. That sounded like a nice touch, so I
agreed.
I called my daughter Elizabeth to let her know I was getting hitched. She
knew Bitsy and I was relatively sure she would be happy for me.
“Dad, that’s great news. I’m very fond of Bitsy. You made a good choice.
When are you coming our way? Kayla needs to have some Grandpa time.”
“I’ll be in New York on business in a few days. We’ll get together then. I
In the final analysis, the wedding ceremony was beautiful. I felt very
fortunate to have broken the unwritten rule that almost handsome men hook up with
beautiful wife. Judge Blasingame was a touch inebriated, but what the hell, so were
Bitsy and I. The band was stationed on the beach next to the pier. When we arrived,
they played, “True Love.” They were so good that Bitsy began to tear up. Seeing
her give way to sentimentality made me shed one tear…or maybe two. I was happy
as hell. I guess I’m just an old softie. Of course, if anything had gone wrong, I
Our wedding night was a replay of the previous night. The next morning we
rented a couple of mopeds at the hotel and took a trip to the local turtle farm,
mingling with dozens of tourists who were more interested in shooting pictures than
in the lecture on the precarious life and future of turtledom. The German couple
whom we had talked to in the restaurant was there and came over to say hello.
“Turtles. I have not had much interest in them unless they were in my soup.” It
came out ‘zoup.’ “And by the way, congratulations on your marriage. We watched
the ceremony from the hotel. It was quite beautiful, at least the bride was.”
Bitsy said, “Well, thank you very much. But I thought the groom was quite
I smiled and asked where they were heading after they would leave the
Caymans. He said, “We are going to the Virgin Islands. I have arranged for a
“Oh, yes. I love sailing and try to get down there every year.” With a sly
look at Bitsy he said, “Even though it is quite dangerous, you know. Caribbean
pirates.”
She grinned, “You are pulling my leg, Herr Goebbels. Pirates indeed.”
He said, in mock seriousness, “On the contrary, Madam. Why, right here in
the Caymans, in the sixteenth century, the fiercest buccaneer of them all made this
his homeport. People are still looking for his treasure on Grand Cayman. Digging
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along the beaches is a national pastime. Yes, this was where Captain Red Shirt of
I said, “I can’t say that I have ever heard of him. Was he English?”
“No one knows for sure. He preyed upon ships of all flags, including the
English. The story goes that he was very bloodthirsty and also very brave. He was
in the forefront of every battle. His First Mate asked him one day, ‘Why do you
always wear a red shirt in every fight?’ Captain Red Shirt replied that he did not
wore a crimson pirate’s blouse that would not betray his bleeding. This satisfied the
mate’s curiosity. Then one day, the bos’n in the crow’s nest shouted that there were
ten British Man O’ War ships approaching, with far more guns than the Sharkfin.
They carried more sail than Red Shirt’s ship. Outrunning them would be
Herr Goebbels said, with a straight face, “He sent the First Mate below with
Bitsy laughed before I did. “That is funny as hell,” she said. “I didn’t know
Herr Goebbels grinned, pleased with his success as a raconteur. His wife
said, “Well of course we have a good sense of humor. I married Ludwig, didn’t I?”
He feigned a hurt look, and we laughed. Bitsy said, “Good luck on your
sailing trip. I wish we could go with you, but we are on our way home tomorrow.”
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Ludwig said, “Of course. You have funerals to attend. Such a tragedy. This
“You should be very careful, Herr Travis. Danger is around every corner.”
Helga Goebbels took Bitsy’s hand and said, “Perhaps someday under
by, in their black car. It was the same one that had followed me the day before.
She said, “And now I know how he had already known your name when we
first met. He was right about one thing for sure. Danger lurks where you might least
Chapter Twenty-three
The next day we landed safely at the Dallas/Fort Worth Airport. Not
surprisingly, Joe Waldrip met us at the baggage claim area. He approached, a broad
grin on his face. “Well, Judge, congratulations. And what a beautiful bride.” He
offered his hand to Bitsy. “I’m Joe Waldrip, an old friend of the Judge. It’s Bitsy,
right?”
Bitsy gave him her most radiant smile. “Why, yes, Its nice to meet a friend
of Duncan.”
Joe said, “I’ve got the Lincoln in the parking lot. How much luggage have
you got?”
“Four bags and a box full of souvenirs. But you really didn’t need to go to
Bitsy took that as her cue to go to the restroom. “I need to powder my nose.
When she was out of earshot, he asked, “How much have you told her about
us?”
I answered sternly, “It would be easier to tell you what I haven’t shared with
her. Joe, there’s no way I can lead some sort of a secret agent double life and get the
job done. This is not True Lies and I’m not Arnold Schwarzenegger. She knows
everything you know about me, what I’ve done and what I’m going to do.”
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He cocked his head slightly and said, “Okay, Judge, if you say so. I hope
He pulled a folded sheet of paper out of his jacket pocket. “I suppose you
heard about the disaster in Houston.” I nodded. I was also wondering why I hadn’t
gotten an argument out of Waldrip. Maybe when the time comes, he thinks he will
do a two-fer.
“We’ve tied Alfred Said directly to the bomber. It didn’t take long to figure
out what happened. The bomber drove up in a van with fake police markings on the
side. External cameras at the Brown Center recorded his arrival and departure. He
was dressed as a cop. He got the bomb in the building concealed in a baby stroller,
with a real live child in it. We don’t know yet where he got the kid. The bomb was
was supposed to blow himself up but chickened out. We found the van, abandoned
in a supermarket parking lot. This is a photocopy of one of the items they found in
it.”
The return address was Banco J. G. de Honduras, N.A. in New York City.
I said, “That son of a bitch. And what about the terrorist? Any leads?”
“By the time we picked up his trail, he was out of the country. Best guess he
is in Tehran.”
Joe looked even worse than the last time I had seen him. He seemed to have
dropped weight and his skin had taken on the grayish pre-death hue I had seen when
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Dori was near the end. I said to him, “Joe, you don’t look very well. Are you
okay?”
got a good eye, Judge. I haven’t been up to speed lately. Nothing serious. I’ll be
alright.”
up with someone who might be a worse threat down the line? I had Joe’s number. I
Changing the course of the conversation, Joe asked, “Do you plan to take
“Okay.”
Lightening up, I said, “Thanks for picking us up. We’re going to stay at my
“Alright. I’ll drop you off and then I’ll see you in the morning. We’ll go
Bitsy came back at the same time our luggage spilled onto the carousel. Joe
Chapter Twenty-four
The interior of the Hezar Tehran Restaurant was finished in rich sandalwood
and red velvet. Gold columns were situated between the tables that ringed the room.
The center of the dining area was devoted to a small stage where Suri, a locally
popular singer was singing the words of a Rodaki poem. Accompanying her was a
and a daf. Colonel Mansour al Mohammed nodded smilingly to the reedy harmony.
His dinner companions were the somewhat subdued and misguided Karim
al-Hadji, who seemed to have learned the importance of obedience, and Assistant
Minister Salim Jarsan of the Institute for Political and International Studies (IPIS).
Minister Jarsan appeared too young to hold the important post he occupied.
Not yet thirty, he was a rising star in IPIS. His membership in the Iranian
Revolutionary Guard Corp was one of his principal credentials. His personal
ruthlessness was another. His actual duties at IPIS had nothing to do with the stated
spreading of absolute terror, horror which would solidify Iran’s role as the rising
star of Islamic fundamentalism. His working hypothesis, the theory extant of his
superiors, was that Iran should use the disparate radical Muslim forces across the
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globe to their own ends. When the time came that they would no longer need them,
cause?”
Jarsan asked, “And what cause would that be, Karim al-Hadji?”
Jarsan laughed aloud. “Alright, Karim. We will talk some more about your
dedication, but not tonight. I have ordered Karoshte Ghorme Sabzi for the three of
us. You do like lamb stew, don’t you? Or were your tastes Americanized while you
toiled in the land of the Great Satan? Perhaps a hamburger would be more to your
liking.”
lambburger.”
cheeky one.” Then to Karim, he continued, “ Now let us enjoy the evening.
Tomorrow, come to the Institute at ten in the morning. I have something to discuss
Chapter Twenty-five
It was good being back in Texas. After Waldrip dropped us off, Bitsy and I
talked long into the night. I had gone over with her the information I had learned
from Waldrip. She said “That son of a bitch! My intuition had already led me to
believe Said might have had something to do with the bombing. Let’s go drop a
I said, “We’re coming up fast on that big fork in the road that will take us
away from here for a long, long time. Perhaps forever. Why don’t you call Margaret
Beauchamp and see if she and Gordon would like to get together for dinner
Later, as I lay on my back, holding Bitsy until she fell asleep, my mind
develop a plan of attack, then modify it and amend it again. I aimed my thoughts at
trying to uncover Said’s vulnerabilities. Everyone has some, although from what I
had gleaned out of the file, he was a man with few points of weakness. Yet I hoped
there would be one chink in his armor where I could slip in a stiletto. Gaining his
struck me at two in the morning. The plan fell into place like a disassembled watch
puts itself back together again when a film showing it being taken apart by a jeweler
is shown in reverse. It would take some serious walking around money as well as an
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assist by someone who speaks Farsi. I figured that if Joe had been able to find a
Kraut couple to fly to the Caymans to keep an eye on me, he certainly ought to be
The next morning Bitsy, who owned more clothes than ten average families,
went off to the Galleria for more. “Texas duds just won’t work in Manhattan.” I
agreed, of course.
I had a second cup of coffee while I made notes on a yellow pad. At ten
minutes to ten, Waldrip and Grant were at the door. I let them in and we settled
down in the kitchen. Grant had again brought doughnuts. I put on a fresh pot of
java.
“Thanks, Don. You’re right. She’s absolutely beautiful. She’s not here now.
She’s shopping. And now she is in your file on me, complete with picture.” I
“Nope. She was a good choice. You’re going to have a new cover identity.
He snapped open his briefcase and pulled out a large folder. “Your cover
name will be George Lampson. Your wife is Edith Lampson. You are a retired oil
broker from Freehold, New Jersey. A set of identity papers for you and Mrs.
Lampson is included in this file as well as a personal profile for each of you. Also
passport, DD214 from the army and birth certificate. Same for your wife, except for
the DD214. There are also credit cards and information on your checking account at
the Bank of New York. There’s plenty of dough in the account. Try to make it last.”
Then, somewhat reluctantly, he added, “If you need more, let me know.
“You have an apartment in Manhattan at 755 West 85th Street on the Upper
West Side. Here are two sets of keys. A phone is already installed. It’s a doorman
building. He has been notified of your new lease there. And here are first class
This stuff ought to get you started. Now, is there anything you want that I haven’t
covered?”
Said’s interest in sailing. I want you to contact the Hudson View Marina in Jersey
City, where he keeps his boat, and rent dock space in my name for a seventy foot
Grant spoke up. “Holy shit, Duncan, how much does one of those cost?”
I said, “Around two million, but don’t worry. I won’t need it. I simply want
everyone at the marina to believe I own one and that it will be arriving sometime
soon.”
“Well, that’s a relief. If it comes down to it, though, I might be able to get
“Good to know, but for now I don’t think that will be necessary. And
finally, I’ll need someone on call who speaks Farsi. They’ll help me set up Said.”
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Waldrip said, “I know of a guy in our organization who spent some time
over there and he knows the language, at least enough to get by. He might need
some coaching.”
“Yeah.”
with him. He’s in L.A. Bring him in when Duncan says it’s time. What else, Mr.
Lampson?”
The three of us stood and we shook hands all around. Grant said, “Good
luck, Judge. We appreciate your cooperation in all of this. I know you feel that you
were mouse trapped, and I suppose you were. But I believe you would have come in
Chapter Twenty-six
Studies was large and bleak in appearance. It looked as though its designer might
have been a particularly morose Soviet exile. Karim al-Hadji presented himself at
the reception desk at precisely ten in the morning. He had noticed that Minister
Jarsan had been dressed in western style when they had dined at the Hezar Tehran
Restaurant, so he had donned similar attire for this meeting. He was taken by the
The guide opened the door and gestured for Karim to enter. As he did so, the
woman left, leaving him in a nearly bare anteroom. The only furnishings were two
chairs and a small table. On the table were two bowls. One held a quantity of
pistachio nuts. The other contained a handful of empty shells. On the wall opposite
the chairs there was another door, unmarked. Karim sat down and waited. As he did
so he reached for a few pistachios, then hesitated. He looked around to see if there
were any cameras. People who took nuts uninvited might fall into disfavor. It might
He did not take any nuts. In America, he could take all the pistachios he
wanted, crack them and drop the shells on the floor if he wished, and when he grew
tired of waiting, he could open the door and ask why there was such a big damn
delay. But this was not the U.S.A. It was modern Iran and pistachio dissenters could
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very well be punished. It was his native land, and now it was a place where he had
to fret about minute details that shouldn’t amount to a hill of camel dung.
He was in danger of losing that boldness which had helped him commit the
perfect offense against the Americans. Being in a police state does have a tendency
to unnerve one. He ran his finger around the inside of his collar, betraying his
nervousness. Then the door opened and Minister Jarsan entered with a smile and
“Good morning, Karim al-Hadji. Thank you for coming by.” Karim smiled
inwardly. The Minister knew Goddamned well he had no choice but to obey the
summons.
The Minister was dressed in traditional Arab garb, complete with a kafiya
headdress. Karim felt like a fool with his blue suit, white shirt and tie. The bastard
had thrown him off his guard and he didn’t care for the feeling.
Minister Jarsan said, “Come into my office. I have fresh coffee brewing.”
In the next room, there was no desk, only a long conference table
and cups and saucers. Two blue folders were on the table. The cover of each read,
”Operation BHI.” The Minister invited Karim to be seated and then slid one of the
“Don’t open it yet. I want to tell you why you are here. You know, you are
lucky to be alive. I know of at least three officials who wanted you shot. Actually,
make that two. The other desired that you be beheaded. He was so angry that he
said he would do it himself. He has done it before. I think he likes it. But I have
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interceded on your behalf. I am your sole benefactor. The only one in all of Iran,
indeed. Thank you and may Allah bless you a million times.”
you perform well, you can return to Iran and receive the glory and adulation you
should have gotten on your last homecoming. Does it surprise you that I believe you
performed heroically? It took ingenuity and bravery to pull off the blow to America
Karim sat silently for a moment. Experience had taught him to be wary of
flatterers. Then Karim said, “Yes, I am somewhat taken aback. I hope you will not
“I hope you mean that sincerely. I am going to send you back to the United
States to kill more Americans. There is one thing the Americans have done well.
They have financed a very effective national security program, sending monies to
their largest cities to implement the plans of their Homeland Security Department. I
believe that we should show them that by doing so, they are leaving their smaller
cities vulnerable to attack. When we hit them there, it will cause a great uproar
among Middle Americans, who will demand a bigger share of the funds. The end
result will be that they will have to spread the money around more evenly, which
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will shortchange those places we would really most like to strike, making them
weaker. If you are successful, Karim, you will have rendered an inestimable service
It was easy to see the validity of Jarsan’s plan. And the benefit to Karim was
Jarsan asked, “Have you ever seen the American movie, “Cape Fear?”
“There were actually two versions. The first, with Gregory Peck and Robert
Mitchum, was by far the best of the pair. The movie had fear as a theme. I bring this
up because there is actually a real Cape Fear, in the American state of North
Carolina. That is where you are going. And fear, in the name of Allah, is what the
Chapter Twenty-seven
The dinner with Gordon and Margaret Beauchamp was particularly poignant
for Bitsy, in that she didn’t know if she would ever return to Dallas and see her
long-time friend again. We joined them at El Fenix Mexican Restaurant. I love Tex-
Mex food and knew it might be a long time before I would taste it again.
Gordon was a successful obstetrician who knew every doctor joke that had
ever been written. I liked him for his good humor and for his obvious fidelity to
Margaret. He was affable and easy to get along with. She, on the other hand, had an
opinion on every subject in the universe and didn’t hesitate to make them known.
She looked like a former cheerleader should, cute. And like the song, ‘her hair hung
down in ringalets.’
Gordon said, “So, why New York? I can think of a dozen more romantic
spite of the politics. Or you could go south of the border. Gordon and I took our
wedding trip to Mexico City. So romantic. Of course, we wrote it off on our taxes
since Gordon attended a medical conference while we were there.” She looked at
Bitsy said, “Duncan’s daughter, Elizabeth, lives in New York. She has a
young daughter and that makes me a grandmother, so we thought we’d get a visit
in, see some shows and then take a trip across Canada by rail.”
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Margaret said, “Oh, that does sound wonderful I hope you catch Spamalot. I
We talked about our trip to the Caymans and Bitsy told the story about
Captain Red Shirt. Gordon laughed uproariously. The waiter cleared the table and I
broaching it caused a somber mood at the table. Gordon said, “I’ve believed all
along that we should be fighting the war on terror, but it always seemed to me to be
somehow removed from me personally. I didn’t know any of the 9/11 victims. But
that’s changed now. I knew a dozen or more of the people killed at the Brown
Center. It seems almost too horrible to contemplate. One was Walter Gaston, a
cardiologist with an office in my building. His wife died, too.” He gestured toward
me. “Duncan, I believe that if given the opportunity, I could kill the person
responsible for the bombing. I haven’t felt that way since I was in ‘Nam. Working
in the 95th Evac hospital at Monkey Mountain near DaNang, I saw so many of our
kids come in with the most horrific wounds, many obviously fatal. Increasingly I
became more and more angry. At first it was the Viet Cong I hated. Later, I realized
it was LBJ and McNamara that really had me pissed. I guess I was just mad because
I wanted to be an OBGyn and there I was, cutting off limbs and stuffing intestines
back into body cavities. The men I saved, or tried to save, over there had a hard
time understanding the mission. So did I. But you know what I’m talking about,
I said, “Sure. However, I was too busy trying to avoid being in a situation
that would lead me to meet you or any of your colleagues to worry about the
political aspect of the war. When people ask me now if I had been in the Vietnam
War, I’m not sure whether to tell them I had been in it or whether it had been in me.
signs I saw over there was the one that read ‘Yankee go home.’ I suspect that most
of them were painted on walls by our guys. You and I were lucky. We eventually
district?”
Margaret said, “I hear the governor is calling a special election for sixty
days from now. Janet Granbury, his first assistant, is rumored to already be the
frontrunner. If it’s true, I think I’ll help her. I’ve always liked her and she certainly
is politically correct. Of course, Duncan, if you were to throw your hat in the ring,
I said, “Not even a remote chance, Maggie. When I slid off the bench, I
Margaret laughed and said, “Never thought of it that way. Bitsy, you’re not
My wife looked at me as she said, “No way. We have other plans.” She
feigned a yawn and continued, “Some of which are plans for tonight.”
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I took her hand and said, “Yeah, I’m ready to hit the sack.”
Margaret said, “You two are as randy as a couple of kids. Gordon, what’s
the matter with us? Maybe we need a trip to the Caymans ourselves.”
I said, “This has been a delightful evening. I hope we can do it again soon.
I felt lousy when I said it. The chance that we would have another evening
like this was pretty slim. As we walked out to the parking lot, Gordon said,
“Duncan, you seem somewhat preoccupied. More than being a newlywed would
“Never better. You’re very perceptive. Someday I’ll tell you all about it.”
We shook hands as the women hugged their goodbyes. Our life was being changed
in ways we would probably regret, but we didn’t know to what extent. It wouldn’t
have made any difference. We were already past the point of no return.
Chapter Twenty-eight
I’m sure every self-respecting terrorist on the globe has a map of the United
States in his hip pocket, with a red-circled bulls-eye drawn on New York City. And
why not? It is America’s crucible, where every idea is tested to the max, where the
arts boil and roil and reach their pinnacle, where every race is represented (and
some would say, resented), a city of revered icons. The Statue of Liberty, the
Empire State Building, the Brooklyn Bridge, Yankee Stadium, Broadway, Times
Square, Central Park, the huge, desolate hole in the Battery and the lights, my God,
the lights. One cannot fly over Manhattan at night, as Bitsy and I were doing at that
moment, and not be swept up in the lore and legend that is Gotham.
Bitsy had the window seat. She held tightly to my hand as she looked out
into the night. The illuminated spires upthrust from the teeming streets, all nestled
between the two dark bands of the Hudson and the East Rivers, mesmerized her.
“Oh, Duncan, it’s so wonderful. I wish we could live there forever. I know I’m
I didn’t answer. Even though I felt much the same way, I knew that like any
good soldier, we would live where the brass assigned us to be. At least until we
In the cab heading in from La Guardia, the city became more real, but no
less beautiful. Bitsy said, “I feel like Dorothy, running toward the Emerald City. It’s
all just too grand. And I’m so happy and excited that we’re here together, Duncan.”
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My arm was around her shoulder, and I pulled her close. “I feel the same
way, but I can’t stop thinking about the reason why we’re here. I promise, though,
that despite the circumstances, we’ll find time to enjoy our stay.”
“I know that, Duncan. I have no illusions. Unless it’s expecting too much
from the apartment Joe has gotten for us. I can’t help but think his taste is not going
I smiled at that. That had not been one of my worries, but now that Bitsy
had raised the issue, I was willing to bet she was right. Probably early Godfather
with a bit of red, flocked wallpaper and lots of leather furniture. If that proved to be
the case, I would turn Bitsy loose in Manhattan’s interior design shops post haste.
My plans might include entertaining. I didn’t want to appear any more gauche than
I already was.
When the cabby dropped us off in front of the building, I was pleasantly
surprised. An attractive structure with not a hint of post war modernism. It was ten
stories of granite and ivy with intricately carved corbels flanking each window. The
was gone for the night. I would let him know tomorrow that we were in residence.
Our new abode was number 6-A. We carried our luggage to the elevator and
took it to the sixth floor. The lift was the old fashioned kind with an inner brass
expanding accordion door. As it moved slowly upwards we could see the walls of
the shaft. A faint musty odor emanated from the bottom of the square tube,
The apartment key required a bit of jiggling, but finally clicked the lock
open. I found a light switch to the right of the entrance and snapped it on. The entry
hall led to a large parlor. It was elegantly furnished in shades of white and tan.
Saffron drapes covered the windows. A carved stone fireplace dominated one wall.
To the right was a dining area and off that a modern kitchen. It was a two-bedroom
flat, both decorated in a fashion similar to the parlor. There were touches of elegant
art nouveau in every room. The bathroom was finished in piranshahr green granite,
which ironically is imported from Iran. Emerald towels and washcloths were
hanging from polished brass fixtures. The bathtub was carved from jade-toned
As we stood in the middle of the living room, Bitsy said, “Well, shame on
me for doubting Joe Waldrip’s taste. This place is absolutely stunning. I won’t
change a thing.”
I said, “That’s one great relief, my dear. I want this trip to be as enjoyable
for you as can be. There’ll be enough to contend with without having a lousy place
to live.”
“Good. Right now I’m going to set up my laptop and check my e-mail. I’ll
let Joe know how impressed we are with his elegantly sophisticated taste.”
“I wouldn’t go that far. I think he probably got lucky. Maybe this was all
Before I could turn on the laptop, the phone on the bedside table rang. I
answered it. It was Waldrip. His voice sounded strained and weaker than when I
last talked to him. “Hey, Judge, how do you like your new digs?”
“Pretty damned nice, Joe. I didn’t know you had such good taste.”
“I don’t. It was the only thing in that neighborhood that was available. I’m
“I won’t.”
“I got your membership in the yacht club. For you and the better half both.
When I signed you up, I asked about Alfred Said. I know that wasn’t subtle, but
sometimes direct beats cunning. Anyway, I didn’t say how I knew him or anything
and the guy didn’t ask. He said that Said has dinner there every Saturday, like
clockwork. And I also lined up the Farsi speaker, Les Bladen. He’ll be in New York
in two days. He’ll call you when he gets there. Anything else you need right now?”
I was really pissed that Joe had asked about Said, but I held my tongue. “No,
“Okay. I’ve been a little under the weather. I’m going into Methodist
Hospital here in Dallas for an oil change and a thousand mile checkup. Call me
That didn’t sound very good, in spite of Joe’s half-hearted attempt at humor.
I said to Bitsy, “Joe may have compromised us. When he acquired our
Frowning, she said, “I don’t like that. No, not a bit of it. I wonder what else
“Quien sabe?”
“He also said he’s going into the hospital for tests.”
She nodded her head as she said, “The first time I saw him I knew he was
dying. He has the same gray look that my dad had when he was about to die.”
“You may be right. If he does, it’s going to change the dynamics of all this
Chapter Twenty-nine
Bald Head Island is not New York City. It is about as un-New York as it can
be. A beautiful small isle with fourteen miles of delightful beaches, it’s a
developer’s dream.
It’s located in North Carolina at the confluence of the Cape Fear River and
the Atlantic Ocean. It’s accessible only by ferry or private boat. Bald Head
Lighthouse, also known as Old Baldy or the Cape Fear Light, is the most prominent
feature on the landscape. The original structure was built in 1794. The Frying Pan
twenty-eight miles from the southeast end of the island. Early sailors dubbed the
area Cape Fear for good reason. More than a few mariners lost their ships and their
primarily oak trees but including wild olive, yaupon and American holly. Deer,
The island has a year round population of a couple of hundred souls. In the
summer time, that number often swells to a couple thousand, attracted by the
reasonable resort rates and the absolute loveliness of the place. This year, ‘The First
Annual Bald Head Island Fish Fry Festival’ was expected to draw close to five
Johnson Gounod, a local developer, and in truth he was the only one expecting five
thousand people to show up. Many of the islanders hoped no one would come. They
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liked the laid back, remote-from-the-rest-of-the-world lifestyle they had paid for
when they had purchased property there. Gounod, on the other hand, saw that
attitude as counter productive to his ambition to make a lot of money. He had been
working for over ten months to promote the festival, which would probably make or
the land developers’ art of modern alchemy, turning dirt into gold.
He was actually an interloper of sorts and was not accepted into the coterie
of other Bald Head realtors. The principal developers of the Island had done quite
well in attracting buyers. Gounod had not, mainly because he was slightly…well,
stupid. When his mother had died two years before, he had taken the proceeds of
her bequest and invested in thirty parcels of land and a three-unit condo building on
the island. He would have been better off putting his money in a CD at 1%. The
fault lay not in his offerings, but in his offering. He could not be considered the
world’s worst salesman, only because no contest exists which would certify him as
such.
Gounod hoped that this latest scheme, staging a holiday event, would prove
to be the turning point in making Bald Head the ‘in’ place to be. Actually, though
he didn’t realize it, it already was. It was his thirty subdivision lots that were not
‘in.’ No ocean views, but lots of bog views. Mosquitoes and no-seeums loved his
lots above all others on the island. He thought that if enough people could just see
the place, they would be as enraptured as he was. He had believed one of the
that in a mobile society, leaving your car on the mainland and riding a ferryboat to
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your hometown was a real bump in the road. He had just wasted a year of his spare
time trying to convince his congressman to earmark funds for a bridge over the
Cape Fear River from the mainland to Bald Head. After all, he had complained,
was thought by some to be only two steps up from being an idiot, but even he was
too smart to try to slip that one into the budget. The permanent residents of the
place took a very dim view of the proposed bridge project. It is a village ordinance
that no internal combustion vehicles be allowed on the island other than those used
by the police and fire departments. Transportation is primarily by golf cart. Gounod
had plowed ahead, expressing his belief that when a bridge would be built the
islanders would change their minds and allow cars. This was not good thinking. The
Converters Zoom Band’ to appear in concert at his festival. They wanted three
thousand dollars to play. He was willing to spring for five hundred. They settled on
fifteen hundred and a free night in one of his condos. They agreed to play from two
until ten p.m., with fifteen minute breaks every hour. His other big expense had
been to rent battery-powered tram cars to haul people from the ferry slip to the
festival site, with a built-in detour that would take them past his lots. His desire to
achieve big shot status on the island had overridden any small bit of business sense
he may have been able to summon to the project. Too bad Gounod had never heard
of Robert burns. It might have saved him from his own foolishness. Burns advice to
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us all: “Oh wad some power the giftie gie us, to see oursel’s as others see us! It wad
Meanwhile, at the Bald Head Island Marina, David Martin, a/k/a Karim al-
Hadji was guiding his forty-three foot Carver motor cruiser into dock space number
twelve. He was single-handing the boat and had prepared for docking while still
outside the marina. This meant that fore and aft lines had been draped over the side
so that the marina dockhands could grab them and secure them to the dock cleats.
White rubber fenders swung loosely on the starboard side, where the dock would
be. As he drifted toward the allotted spot he reversed the twin Cummins diesels and
brought the forward movement to a halt. The boat nestled perfectly alongside the
dock.
After the Carver was secured to the wooden floating pier, Karim cut the
engines and shouted thanks to the helpers. He stepped off the stern onto the
weathered planks and hooked up the boat’s yellow power cable to a dockside shore
Before reboarding, Karim went to the marina office and checked in.
The attendant asked, “How long do you plan to be with us, Mr. Martin?’
“I’m not sure. Maybe a couple of months. Could be longer. I’m thinking
about starting a new business over in Southport. I’ll give you a check for a month in
advance.”
metered?”
“Yeah. I’ll have one of my guys read the meter in a little while. Let us know
Karim said, “Do you have a calendar of events for the next couple of
months?”
Back on board, Karim sat at the navigation station desk. He had an open
copy of a book, Nelson Demille’s “Up Country,” laid out. He spent a half-hour
flipping the pages back and forth, writing a series of numbers separated by commas.
a letter on that page. Virtually unbreakable unless you know the book being used
and you have an identical copy. With millions of books in print, the chance of
someone else deciphering was slim to none. After completing the communication,
entire text into the comment section in the e-mail and sent it.
This communiqué was to the point. “On the island. Will establish storage
be a good time to attack. There will be a celebration on the beach and many people
Chapter Thirty
Alfred Said opened his e-mail and smiled. Another jumble of numbers from
Mr. Martin. He picked up his phone and dialed the main number for the Iranian
mission to the United Nations. When the male operator answered, Alfred said in
“One moment.”
“This is al-Said. I feel that I should praise Allah at noon on Friday at Masjid
Al-Fatih.”
He disconnected and jotted down the date and time he had just heard.
Alfred Said closed the door to his office and took a copy of Up Country
from his book shelf. He knew he was not supposed to be privy to the information
that passed through his office to Mahmood, but he always took the time to decipher
it anyway. Later, he tore up the transcription after placing the sheet of coded
That evening, Alfred sat down to dinner with his wife, Ghodsi. He noticed
that she had put on a bit of weight lately. She was looking more and more like his
“He’s a typical, overbearing Jew. He forever pushes the Israeli economic model as
much of its success has been built upon the blood, sweat and tears of the Palestinian
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people. He’s such an arrogant bastard, as if Jews were the master race. Those who
see Israel as the new Third Reich are not far off the mark. I really hate the sons of
bitches.”
Alfred took these rants of Ghodsi with a few grains of salt. In last year’s
contest for department head, Aaron Goldman had beaten Ghodsi. It had pissed off
Alfred a bit, too. The group making the recommendation was laced liberally with
Jews, who as he and everyone else knows, look out for their own even when there is
no exceptional merit found in their candidate. Were it not for the prospect of
eventually annihilating the Zionists Alfred would have been tempted to quit the
intrigue that was such a huge part of his life. After all, he was an American
Jewish blood overrode all other aspects of his life. In truth, his extreme dislike of all
things Jewish was his life altering obsession. And of course the knowledge that he
would probably be killed if he tried to leave the network had some significance in
keeping him a devoted American mujahideen. And then there was the money. He
had become a wealthy mujahideen, which beat being a poor one all to hell.
He was proud of his wife, but was afraid that her increasingly open
radicalism might invite some to take a closer look at their lives than he wished.
Alfred said, “I have the same abhorrence for the Zionist bastards that you
do, but I must ask you, Ghodsi, to please tone down your public rhetoric. It might
She said petulantly, “Well, that’s just too bad. What I do is my business, not
the bank’s. Besides, you should be proud of what I’m doing. It seems to be more
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than you and your friends are willing to do. You never take a public position on
“I ask only that you work more from the background and not squarely atop
the barricade waving a crescent flag. Couldn’t you do this for me?”
She was clearly miffed. She sat sullenly for a moment before saying, “I will
think about it. My commitment is no small thing, to be tossed lightly aside. And
He knew he should shut up and quit while he was ahead, but he couldn’t
resist one more jibe. “As for your ‘commitment’, when was the last time you set
foot in a mosque?’
Her voice rose. “This is about justice, not your damned patriarchy. If you
want me to act the obedient Muslim wife, then treat with respect me and the things
that I believe are important. People depend on me. I have some degree of
“I know, and thank you for your consideration. I do respect you. But think
about the big picture, if you will. The work I do at the bank is incredibly important
to the cause.”
Tartly, she said, “You’re welcome. Perhaps at the next ‘Support For Israel’
She said, “You’re a silly man. Of course I know exactly what the bank’s
business is and what you do all day down on Broad Street. And as long as I
continue to make regular remittances to my brother who, as you must recall, made
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your appointment possible, things will continue to go our way. One thing the
Manhattanites, he did not relish visiting other boroughs. Knowing that a limo might
make him conspicuous, he rode the ‘L’ train to Bedford Avenue. The subway car
was filled to capacity and he had to stand, swaying in unison with other riders, a
clackety-clack ballet. His expensive black cashmere overcoat set him apart from his
fellow travelers, most of whom wore jeans and logoed jackets. As the train picked
incandescent dotted line outside the car. His thoughts strayed, as they had so
frequently of late, to the fortune he had accumulated and what he might do with it.
He was jostled out of his reverie by a young ochre-skinned, freckled black man who
was importuning every one in the car. He was an entrepreneur, a seller of dry cell
batteries.
The black man pushed his wares in Alfred’s face. “I got ‘em all. Double
AA, triple AAA, C, whatever you need. How many you want, mister?”
The young man fixed his piercing, oddly blue eyes on Alfred. “Sure. Thanks
for nothing.” He made his way through the car, stopping at the rear door.
Said thought, those people, they are everywhere. They are as bad as Jews,
Alfred exited the train at the Bedford station and trudged up the two long
flights of concrete steps. He glanced at his Rolex. It was 11:30. He quickened his
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pace as he walked briskly down Bedford toward Greenpoint. Intent upon his
mission, he didn’t notice the black battery salesman trailing a half block behind.
was housed in a modest four-story apartment building. The bottom floor was a
storefront where the worshippers gathered. The upper three stories were occupied
The school is closed to outsiders. Alfred was aware that this seminary served as a
training ground for militants. After all, it was supported financially by Banco J. G.
reporter from the New York Times. He told the scribe, "We only impart religious
education here. We preach non-violence. If the students later take up guns, it is not
because of what we have taught. It is their reaction to the injustices visited upon
As Said approached the mosque, he could hear the muezzin sounding the
adhan, the call to prayer, from the mosque's third story window. If one closed his
eyes, he would think he was in Ankara or Tehran or Baghdad. Well, maybe not
Baghdad. The muezzin’s sing-songy chant was not accompanied by a car bomb
percussion section.
Alfred pulled a crocheted skullcap from his pocket and stepped inside the
mosque. He knelt and untied his $1,500 A. Testoni shoes, slipped them off and set
them aside by the door. He moved across to the main hall of worship. A painted line
ran cater-corner across the room, so that worshippers might know the proper
direction of the qibla, the compass bearing toward Mecca. He was happy to see that
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the Imam had spent some of the bank’s money on new imported Iranian prayer
rugs.
Seyed Mahmood was already kneeling upon a prayer rug on the far right of
the back row. Alfred went to the mat directly in front of him and knelt down. Imam
Samiul Al-Badr entered with a dramatic flourish and began speaking. After the
usual calls for Allah’s blessing, he got into the meat of his sermon.
“Allah has blessed this mosque with loyal Muslims who believe in the
mission of the madrasa. Without their support, we would perish as the desert flower
"We are convinced of the ultimate victory of Allah; we believe that one of
these days, we will enter Jerusalem as conquerors, enter Jaffa as conquerors, enter
"Anyone who does not attain martyrdom in these days should wake in the
middle of the night and say: 'My God, why have you deprived me of martyrdom for
“Our enemies suffer now more than we do. Why? Because we are convinced
that our dead go to Paradise, while the dead of the Jews and the crusaders go to
"The Jews await the false Jewish messiah, while we await, with Allah's help,
the Mahdi, peace be upon him. His pure hands will murder the false Jewish
messiah. Where? In the city of Lod, in Palestine. Palestine will be, as it was in the
past, a graveyard for the invaders, just as it was a graveyard for the Tatars and to the
Crusader invaders, and for the invaders of the old and new colonialism.
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"A reliable tradition says: 'The Jews will fight you, but you will be set to
rule over them. Who will set the Muslim to rule over the Jew? Allah. And what is
Allah’s will? To kill the Jews, all Jews. The Muslim nation will spread throughout
the world.
"Oh Allah, accept our martyrs in the highest heavens. Oh Allah, raise the
flag of Jihad across the land. If any among you would desire to travel to the land of
our ancestors, to fight the crusaders, this mosque will find the resources to get you
After the homily, Imam Al-Badr stepped off the low platform and made his
way to Alfred and Seyed. “I am honored that you would travel so far to attend our
service.”
Seyed said, “Other Imams give us only salt. Occasionally, we like a bit of
Alfred smiled, “You are doing good work here in the Brooklyn vineyard,
“You have been of immense help, honorable Said, for which we are most
grateful.”
Seyed Mahmood said, “Keep up the good work. And now, I must return to
my duties.”
They shook the Imam’s hand and made their way to the door, where each
knelt and put on their shoes. Outside, Seyed said, “Nice shoes, Alfred. Your
Said didn’t respond directly, but instead pulled an envelope from his coat
“Thank you. I will take care of them. And by the way, I hope the FBI hasn’t
the separation of mosque and state. Hooray for the red, white and blue.”
An SUV with diplomatic plates pulled up to the curb. Seyed said, “May I
As the car with the two men in the rear seat entered traffic, the battery
salesman across the street put his Nikon camera in his pocket and headed back
Chapter Thirty-one
at her home in Brooklyn. She’s a freelance writer, primarily writing copy for
websites. She’s quite good at it and is much in demand. Her life is another proof
that things often don’t work out the way we think they will. From an early age she
had wanted to be an artist. To that end, she auditioned to attend the Arts Magnet
High School in Dallas, and was accepted. Later, she earned a Bachelor of Fine Arts
The following year, she was accepted at the San Francisco Art Institute as a
graduate student. After one week of classes we received the devastating news about
her mother’s cancer. Without hesitation, she left her studies and came home to help
her mom through the horrendous ordeal. Seven months later, Dori, her mother, my
wife, died. I love my daughter very much, but never more so than that time when
she selflessly devoted her life to caring for her mother. Without getting maudlin
about it, I will just say that she is one hell of a kid.
If I had held a contest for a son-in-law, Gerald Corrigan would have won.
His career path is similar to Elizabeth’s. He has a Master of Fine Arts degree, but
gloriously original and I must say, beautiful. I kid him by saying I would be a
When Beth answered the phone, I said, “This is Kayla’s Grandpa. Bitsy and
I are here in the center of the universe and would like to come by and spoil the kid
“Pop, that’s wonderful. Only why don’t Gerald and I spoil you two instead.
“I’ll get into that when we see you. How about tomorrow night?”
I called the Hudson View Marina the next day and asked for the dock
manager. Herman Greeley came on the line. I said, “This is George Lampson.”
When he spoke he sounded eagerly solicitous. I figured his salary was partly
commission. “I’m glad you called. We got your application and initiation fee.
You’re on the fast track for membership. The board meets next week, but getting
you approved is just a formality. Now, what can I do for you today?”
“Yes.”
“Just three.”
“If you are not driving, the Jersey Waterways cutter has a landing next to the
marina. Or if you prefer, there is a Path Subway station just a block away.”
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“Thanks. We’ll be there about eight.” I hung up the phone and filled Bitsy in
“The guy at the marina didn’t say a word about Alfred Said. Maybe we
“As soon as I can get in touch with Les Bladen, I’m going to let him know
that I want him with us. He’ll be posing as a former supplier of mine when I was in
“Well, until we hear from him, why don’t we get out and do some of New
York. There’s so much to see and do, I don’t know where to start.”
“How about at F.A.O. Schwarz on Fifth Avenue. I’ve heard it’s the greatest
toy store in the world. Let’s go by and let them prove it.”
“A terrific idea. And I believe it's very close to another toy store dedicated
We had a great time being briefly carefree as we shopped and did touristy
stuff. I bought a new winter coat for Bitsy and a musical treasure box for Kayla. In
mid afternoon we walked into Central Park through the Grand Army Plaza, trailing
a gaggle of teen gigglers swishy skirting through the park. The centerpiece in the
victory. Bitsy said, “Well for sure, she isn’t representing the women of Atlanta. I’m
glad he was a Yankee. I wouldn’t have wanted the South to be associated for all
time with someone like him. I read his memoirs in college. I was surprised to learn
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that after The War Between The States, he led the Army of the West. He said his
proudest achievement in life was, as he put it, ‘to rid the plains of the worthless
Indian’.”
I was born a long time after the Civil War. However, my Texan
grandmother carried a grudge about the outcome of that strife until the day she died,
based on tales told her by her parents. In retrospect, I believe she did that more for
the dramatic effect. It was fun for her to succumb to the vapors when she got too
exercised telling anyone who would listen how the Yankees stole her granddaddy’s
horses. When Grandma wasn’t around, my mother always said that the Yankees
We strolled towards the pond that covers a large part of the southern portion
of the park and found a bench on the water’s edge. The trees were turning color,
their upside down, rippling reflections in the water enough to inspire even the most
Bitsy said, “It’s so delightful here, as if someone makes sure every day that
Mother Nature is on her best behavior. And just a few hundred feet from a bustling
city.”
She laughed. “Neither. I liked the hotel room at the Grand Carib the best.”
I put my arm around her and sat quietly, taking in our surroundings with an
appreciation I had rarely felt before. A homeless man in a raggedy army coat and a
scruffy black toboggan hat shuffled by us. He had passed us a few feet, when he did
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an about face and meandered over to our bench. He sat down next to me. I ignored
Startled, I turned and looked at him. It was my old friend, ochre-face. His
I said, “Well, I’ll be damned. Gotcha indeed. You sure get around, fella.”
“Yes, I do. We haven’t been formally introduced. I’m Able Kane. Don’t
laugh. I’ve heard all the jokes a hundred times. I know who you both are. Glad to
I said, trying not to sound too sarcastic, “So what brings you to New York,
“I might, if time allows. The truth is, you and I are colleagues in the war.”
“I already had that figured. What is it specifically that you are up to?”
“I’m here to help you. You may have guessed that Joe Waldrip is going to
be out of pocket for a while. The truth of the matter is that he is a goner. Stage four
lung cancer. He has brought me up to speed on your situation. So, bottom line, I’m
I said, “I’m sorry to hear that about Joe.” I was really unhappy about the
news, but Joe’s welfare was the least reason for it. I knew a lot about Waldrip and
what he might be up to later. I didn’t know squat about my new, blue-eyed handler.
Kane said, “I have some new information that you need to know.” He pulled
an envelope from his coat and extracted several photographs. He flipped through
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them to get to the best one. It was a snapshot of two men, one of whom I recognized
from other photos I had seen of Alfred Said. Kane said, “You probably recognize
Said as one of the men in the photo. The other one is Seyed Mahmood, who is
attached to the Iranian Mission to the United Nations. We believe he’s actually a
domestic head-choppers who serve as the Ayatollah’s thought police. They’re also
Iran’s very nasty version of our CIA. This picture was taken outside the Al-Fatih
Mosque in Brooklyn. I’m not sure why they went to Brooklyn to meet rather than
some place more convenient in Manhattan, but they did. Anyway, Alfred Said
and the rest of the civilized world, are aware that the National Security Agency is
probably reading their mail. Thus the face to face at the mosque.”
“It adds another facet to the intrigue. Don thinks if you get next to Said, you
should be aware of the Mahmood connection. He might let something slip. That’s
all.”
I had always intended to pay close attention to whatever came up when Said
they thought I was a little slow on the uptake, that might work to my advantage.
I was a bit tired of feeling like I was being manipulated. “Actually, there is.
Just who in the hell are you, Able Kane? I mean, how are you connected with the
organization?”
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He paused, then said, “You really don’t need to know that, Judge. Suffice it
to say, I’m just a soldier like you. What you really should realize is that I’m your
friend and guide. We, you and I, will be walking through a minefield. Maybe not
forever, but for a while, for sure. I know where most of them are buried, and if you
let me, I’ll keep you out of trouble. If I succeed, then we both stay out of harm’s
way.”
“That’s not terribly reassuring, Kane. I have found that sometimes it is hard
pulled a small pad and a pen from his pocket. He wrote a number down and handed
it to me. “Here’s where you can call me if you need to talk. Please keep me up-to-
date.”
I said, “Sure,” and wanted to add, and please don’t kill me someday.
Chapter Thirty-two
My granddaughter, Kayla, had just turned six. She reminded me very much
of her mother at that age, especially because of her precociousness. She hugged
Elizabeth. She grinned back, proud that her daughter hadn’t muffed her line.
We had homemade Texas chili, a real treat for Bitsy and me. After dinner,
Kayla and Bitsy went into the den to watch a DVD of “The Wizard of Oz.” I stayed
at the dinner table with Elizabeth and Gerald. I found it to be almost eerie that she
I would soon be absent from their lives for a long time, perhaps forever. I
couldn’t let the evening pass without letting them know. I decided to tell them most
of my story.
“Elizabeth…Gerald, there’s something I’ve got to tell you.” I didn’t like the
way that came out. This was not an old movie, but real life. They looked at me with
a quizzical air.
When I laughed, it was hollow. “No, but every bit as dramatic I guess.”
I went on. “When your mother died, Beth, I was in a real funk. I was mad at
life, angry because of the cards I had been dealt. I took out that resentment in a way
that most people would classify as over the top, in the extreme.”
I didn’t leave much out. By the time Kayla clapped her hands in the next
room over the melting of the Wicked Witch of the West, I was through. My
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daughter and son-in-law sat open-mouthed. Finally, Gerald said, “I don’t know…I
mean, I guess the world is a hell of a lot better off because of what you’ve done,
Duncan. You make a strong case. Like you said, I guess it’s a lot like being a
soldier all over again. I don’t know what else to say.” I believe what he wasn’t
saying was that now I scared the hell out of him. If confession is good for the soul,
Elizabeth began to cry. “Oh, Pop, isn’t there any way out of this mess? I
love you so much, it just kills me that we might never see you again.”
It finally piled up on me. I had made my choice and now it tasted like bitter
acid.
I said, “I don’t know how it will all wind up. I hope it might have a happy
ending. And if it does, there is a way for me to let you know. Beth, get a pad and
pen and write this down. Tomorrow, I want you to get a new cell phone. Call me
forty numerical digits. Beginning with the eighth numeral, put in your new number
“When Bitsy and I settle somewhere, I will call that cell and leave a string
of numbers. The four numerals beginning with the tenth one will be a latitude
designation. Then skip eight numbers and beginning with ninth one after that, the
next four will be the longitude. The last numbers, in reverse from the ending one,
will be our phone number wherever we are. That is where you will find us.”
We sat silently for a long time. Bitsy and Kayla came in, looking for ice
cream. Bitsy could tell at once that I had let our secret out. She sat next to Elizabeth
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and put her arm around her. More sobbing. Kayla asked curiously, “Mama, what’s
the matter?”
Shaking her head, Elizabeth said to her daughter, “I’m sad because your
Grandpa and Bitsy are going to be going away for a long time. I will miss them”
Chapter Thirty-three
Karim al-Hadji sat across from Josephine Garwood, the owner of Garwood
Realty in Southport, North Carolina. She was a stunning forty-five year old woman,
near the crest of the hill of life, but not quite over it. Her shoulder length blond hair
framed a face that reminded him of the American movie star, Sharon Stone. Karim
noticed that she wore no wedding band, but that her right hand was adorned with
one that might have been a wedding ring in happier times. Two fingers over from
that was a colossal opal, circled with diamonds. Under sharia law women should
indeed they had ever heard of the dictate. Ms. Garwood in particular. Her ample
Money and beauty. This was intriguing enough to Karim that he felt a
stirring below the belt. It had been too long since he had enjoyed the essences of a
woman. And an older one always fascinated him. His first sexual experience had
been on a hot Persian day in the pistachio orchard where he and his brother made
summer money. A woman of the village, nearly twice his fifteen years, had
approached him to help her carry her basket to the collection trailer. When he went
with her to pick up her woven container he was surprised to see it was only half
filled. A series of astonishing events followed in close order. He had gone nuts
Ms. Garwood woke him from his momentary reverie. She noticed his gaze
had lingered on her upper torso, a portion of her anatomy in which she took
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inordinate pride. She looked on her bust as being as important to her sales efforts as
her book of multiple listings. “So, Mr.Martin, you are looking for a rental house and
a warehouse. As you might have guessed, a small town like this does not present a
wide choice of properties from which to choose. But I do have a few things that
“Ah, yes,” he said, “I’m sure you do. Tell me about them.”
She spun her chair around to face a computer monitor on the credenza
behind her desk. She turned it on and then leaned to her right and dragged a straight
back chair close to hers. Looking somewhat coquettishly over her shoulder, she
patted the chair seat and said, “Come sit here. All my properties are on line. We can
Karim walked around the desk. As he passed behind her he could see down
her blouse to the valley between the hills of paradise. He sat next to Ms. Garwood.
The scent of Fracas perfume filled his nostrils. As she clicked her mouse, his mouse
began to click as well. She began a running commentary on the properties available.
Her arm was extended to reach the mouse pad. She leaned slightly to her right and
He interrupted her patter and said, “I will require a fairly large house. I am
going to be setting up a new distribution center for sporting goods and will have
She glanced at him and said, “That’s very interesting. What sort of goods
will you be handling? I might want to see if I can get a wholesale price from you.”
“I have a boat at the Bald Head Island Marina. If I’m not being too bold, I
hope you’ll visit me there soon. Perhaps we could go for a cruise up to Morehead
She evolved visibly, her Southern Belle persona taking over. “Why, sir, that
is bold…but not too so. And by the way, my home is also on the island. I love it
there. Would you be interested in a beach house over there? There are some real
bargains right now. The summer season is over and there’re always a handful of
He did not want a house on Bald Head, but he wasn’t going to say so.
“That’s an excellent idea. Perhaps you could come to the marina tomorrow, say
about lunch time, and we could see what you have that I might be interested in. My
boat is called Cash Float”. He was again checking out the peek-a-boo portion of
her blouse, causing her to blush as she said, “Why, yes, I can do that. I have an
early morning appointment here in town, but I’ll catch the eleven o’clock ferry back
to the island. I want you to be my guest at the Shoals Club for lunch. The food is
delicious.”
He said, “Thank you. That’s very kind of you. I’ll look forward to
tomorrow…eagerly.”
Chapter Thirty-four
“I’m sorry, but Mr. Waldrip can’t speak with you right now.”
I could hear Joe grumbling in the background, “Who in the hell is it, Janie
Baby?”
Lampson.”
I could hear Waldrip ripping out his lungs in a whooping series of coughs.
Finally, he was able to rasp out a sentence. “Judge, glad you called. I can’t talk
long.”
“I’m sorry. “
“Don’t be. I’m getting no worse than I deserve. Look, Judge, there’s some
He was silent for ten or fifteen seconds before he said, “That name. How do
“When you had coffee at my house, I tucked your cup in a baggy after you
left. A friend ran your prints. I’ve seen your rap sheet.”
“I told Grant you were too smart for us, that we needed a dumbass
Kane?”
“Yes.”
“You’re lucky. He’s a stand up guy. He’s in the organization for the same
reason you and I are. Grant has the goods on him, too.”
“He’s a thief and a con man. We got him from a contact in the NYPD bunko
squad. He would rather lie even when the truth would sound better. He’ll talk you
out of your socks if you let him. But he’ll also watch your back as though you’re
married to him. And Judge, he doesn’t see things the way I do, I mean, the way I
did.”
He said, while gasping for enough breath to finish the conversation, “Judge,
listen, there aren’t five targets. Only three. You…oh, damn. The pain.” He coughed
a panting, rattling agonizing long moment. He gasped, “One more thing. Only
Grant and I know about what you did. He says, his secret. That’s it. I’m through.”
I snapped my cell phone shut and stared silently at the floor. Bitsy, next to
me on the lounge, said, “So the cat’s out of the bag. He knows we know. How did
he take that?”
I recounted the conversation I had just finished. “He wasn’t through telling
me whatever it was he wanted to get off his chest before he hung up. He’s in some
Bitsy said, “Why would they tell you there were five people you needed
“Worse case? They subscribe to the dictum that dead men…and their
wives…tell no tales. They wouldn’t ever want us to tell what we know, or more
specifically, what we will have done. So when I dispatch numero tres, I was
“Those bastards. They don’t plan to ever let us off the hook. Our little
hideaway in Brazil, or wherever, isn’t going to materialize if they have their way.”
It was scary, all right, but not overwhelming. Joe/Constantine only validated
what I had suspected. And he had hinted that I really shouldn’t fear Kane. Well,
“Bitsy, the only way they’ll win is if we let them. I’m not going to let them.”
She did not sound terribly confident as she said, “I hope so. Oh, Lord, I
really do”
Chapter Thirty-five
Les Bladen called on Friday evening. “I’m in town, at the Essex House.
“No, we’ll cook. You bring your appetite. The doorman will call me when
you get here and I’ll get you in.” I gave him the address and we rang off.
When he arrived the next day, he looked more like an Irishman than an
Iranian.
“You couldn’t pass for a Persian if you tried. We need a ruse that will
“I may be ahead of you on that score. Grant said I was to be your petroleum
supplier in Iran who dealt with you before you retired. The truth is that in my other
life I was an American who operated a petroleum brokerage in the southern port
city of Bushehr. So you can see his choice of a cover for you was no accident. I
know the Bushehr area well and it would be hard for someone to trip me up. Grant
gave me a cover name of Dave O’Herlihy, with enough identification to pull it off.”
We spent the rest of the afternoon rehearsing possible scenarios that might
Bitsy acted as inquisitor, asking common sense questions that Said or his
“Are you married, Mr. O’Herlihy? How did your wife like Iran?”
I had decided that it might help my image as a wealthy oil man to arrive at
the marina restaurant in a limousine. When the limo dispatcher learned where we
were headed, she suggested we allow an hour to get there. “The Holland Tunnel is a
The ride that evening was what I had expected, and the tunnel traffic is what
had been predicted, a God awful mess. Four lanes squeezing down to two and
eventually to one. The tube was old and looked it, with wall tiles missing and those
Manhattan, the lights of the towers rippling and glinting in the dark Hudson. We
were led toward our table by the hostess, a young Asian girl whose name tag read
‘Lily’. As we passed through the room, I spotted the Saids almost at once. They
were seated at a window table, which appeared to be the best one in the house. Miss
Lily ushered us to a table across the room, but before we could be seated, Bitsy
exclaimed to the hostess, pointing to a table adjacent to Alfred Said’s, “Oh, what a
It was becoming more evident every day that Bitsy was a natural.
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I did not want to appear tacky, but I thought, ‘What the hell’ as I offered the
hostess a twenty ‘for the inconvenience’. She apparently had no such compunction
against tackiness as she tucked the bill into the bosom of her dress. As we settled
into our much better chairs, I said in Farsi to O’Herlihy, “My, what a magnificent
view.”
He answered, “Yes, it is. Think how much more impressive it must have
I said, “For some, perhaps. I rather like the open space that it left. And we
I glanced casually toward Said as I said that. He did not react, other than to
let the smallest hint of a smile raise his cheeks ever so slightly. I was trolling in new
waters, with a well baited hook. If I got a strike, it would be more than I expected
I would like to change the subject. So, when is the big day? When are you flying to
Before I could answer, Bitsy did her part to get us out of the Farsi mode
“Sorry, Honey, we’re just showing off a bit. There are darned few
I said, “Dave was asking when I’m going to be bringing ‘Winged Edith’ up
from the Bahamas. As you can guess, Dave, sailing a seventy foot Swan is not a job
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crew her, we’ll get under way. Actually, I’m hoping some of the boaters here at this
yacht club might want to give it a go. I plan to ask Herman Greeley, the dock
manager here, if he can help me find a few folks who might want to spend a
glorious week under sail. Edith has volunteered to supervise the galley, so we will
Dave said, “I’d love to do it, but seasickness is not something I ever want to
suffer again.”
“I’ve tried everything, including ginger snaps, ginger ale, ginger root and a
Laughing, I said, “You’re excused. Too bad, too. You have the reputation of
the Irish to uphold. Saint Brendan, the patron saint of sailors, was an Irishman.”
Our food arrived and it was superb. I had the grouper and it couldn’t have
been better. We exchanged small talk as we ate. Later, we were sitting back to
enjoy an after dinner coffee when Alfred Said and his wife got up to leave the
restaurant.
As the Saids passed our table he stopped, a broad smile on his face. “I’m
sorry to intrude, but my big ears could not help but overhear of your impending
Mentally, I yanked back on my rod and set the hook deeply into Mr. Said’s
jaw. I stood and put out my hand. “I’m George Lampson. This is my wife, Edith,
switched to Farsi, “There are more Farsi speakers than you may have thought. Here
“Well, the old saying about it being a small world was never more true. I
Said retrieved a silver card case from his pocket and opened it. He handed
N.A. He said, “I heard only a pleasant conversation between two friends. Please, if it
most interested in hearing about your proposed sailing trip from the Bahamas.”
boat.”
I said, addressing Mr. Said, and hoping not to betray my exultation, “Yes,
As I sat back down, O’Herlihy said quietly, “It was as though we had a
script and he had read it. Grant was on the money, Judge, when he said you could
get next to anyone. You would have made a great partner for me.”
“Oh?”
“Oops. Shouldn’t have said that. The bourbon has loosened my jaw.’”
Bitsy smiled . “Oh, come on, Les. We’re old friends, aren’t we?”
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Les grinned and said, “What the hell. Sure we are, I guess. The truth of the
matter is I was an almost completely successful con man. I operated from Iran
legitimately for years working with a half dozen refiners here in the states. We
developed a rapport based on trust. It occurred to me a few years ago that I could
capitalize on that faith by pulling off one huge career-end scam. I got four U.S.
firms to advance a total of eight million for a bargain basement buy of a huge
amount of crude at 15% below market price. I gave them the wink-wink about
baksheesh and they swallowed it. The money went into my Swiss account and I
went over the hill. Believe it or not, I pulled it off. However, there was an ‘uh oh’ in
there that I hadn’t planned on. One of my victims owned a private company in
Texas. He was a pal of the President. He got the prez to use the resources of the
federal government to track me down and haul me in. I thought I was safe, in a
backwater spot in Brazil called Porto Alegre. One morning I got up to find three
goons in my bedroom. The next day I was in the federal lockup in D.C. And now
you know how I got Shanghaied into this company of devils. And by the way, the
only one Grant made me pay back was the guy who sic’d the President on me.”
Bitsy said, “It would be nice to meet even one person in this whole bloody
I said, “Sorry, my dear, but that is not likely. Not likely at all.”
Chapter Thirty-six
Karim opened his e-mail aboard ‘Cash Float’ and found an encrypted
message from Seyed Mahmood. He got his copy of “Up Country” from the book
rack and began the laborious task of decoding. When he had completed the job, he
worthy mujahadin who has been trained personally by me. Treat him as your
number two man. He will be driving a small van containing armaments for your
know, you were selected for this undertaking because of your ingenuity and
flexibility. But I can not remain in the dark. I must know soon what you plan to do.
Do not neglect to keep me informed. Also, do not send your future communications
to the banker. Send them directly to me. I have confidence in this cipher.”
Karim sat back in the captain’s chair and rubbed his cheek with his hand.
Mahmood was getting nervous. Too bad. He said aloud to himself, “I will let him
know what I want him to know, and nothing more. I do not want someone who is
not on site to try to make decisions for me. And as far as Brother al-Udhma is
Mahmood. That will be no great problem as long as I am careful around the man.”
the pad between pages of the book and placed it in the drawer of the nav station
desk.
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It was Josephine Garwood, dressed in a swirl of white. Her skirt was above
her knees, which accentuated her great legs. He went to the stern rail and gave her a
hand aboard. She gushed, in her southern drawl, “My, what a beautiful boat.”
“Please, call me Josie. And yes, I’m dying to see what you have.”
He overlooked the mild double entendre. He said, “And you shall see…it.”
She marveled at the complete galley. “My word, Mr. Martin, is that a
dishwasher?” Karim told her, “A lot of this stuff I can’t use when I’m under way,
but it's nice when I’m plugged into shore power, like now.”
He showed her the captain’s stateroom, with its walk around double bed and
the head which featured a full shower. She said, “I’m very impressed, Mr. Martin.
This is like a floating RV. And I do hope we can go for that cruise up the
“Please, call me David. And we shall take that trip before too long, I
She said, “This time lunch is on me. As I mentioned yesterday, I’ve made
reservations at the Shoals Club. And my golf cart is at the end of the dock.”
The road to the Shoals Club ran the length of the island. A portion of the
thoroughfare bisected the Maritime Forest Preserve. Karim said, “This is a very
beautiful forest. It conjures up thoughts of the woods near the place where I grew
up.”
He had made a slip of the lip. His thoughts had been of Iran. He said hastily,
“It must be quite nice there. You must meet Doctor Welch. He’s retired here
The club was located on Cape Fear, at the tip end of the island.
Over lunch, Karim pumped her for as much information as he could obtain.
“Well, I’m not sure how successful that will be. It’s the first time it’s been
tried. The promoter is our local doofus, Johnson Gounod. He has gotten an
agreement from the village council to section off a half-mile of the beach for the
event. Since that august body includes most of the real estate folks in the area,
myself among them, we agreed to it, provided he lets us set up booths to offer our
services to the people who show up. That ticked him off somewhat, since he had
Karim said, “You are a sharp business woman. Can I trust you to find the
She reached across the table and touched his hand, a trick taught in
After lunch, they walked outside and stood by the pool for a moment. She
said, “I would hope that you might let me put your name forward for membership
here at the Shoals. Even in the winter, it’s the hub of Bald Head’s social life.”
“Yes, I’m sure it is. But for now, I’m more interested in finding shelter.”
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“Of course you are. Let’s go. I have some really exciting homes to show
you.”
“That will be fine. And while we’re out and about, perhaps you could show
me where the city facilities, the fire and the police, are.”
They got into her golf cart and headed back up Federal Road, turning left at
South Bald Head Wynd. This avenue took them along the beachfront. At the corner
of Loggerhead Trail, she pulled the vehicle over and stopped. Pointing west, she
said, “The festival will be held here and run for about a half mile in that direction.
The main attraction band stand will be set up between Inverness and Dunedin
Streets. The biggest crowd will probably gather about two in the afternoon. My
booth will be set up next to the event platform. If this thing turns out to be a winner,
we’ll probably do it every year. And coincidentally, Southport Security will be all
A small alarm went off in Karim’s head. “Heavy security? Why is that
necessary?
“We aren’t sure what to expect. If we’re invaded by a bunch of drunks and
“Are your men armed? Surely you wouldn’t shoot drunks having fun?”
Trying not to show his relief, Karim said wryly, “It has all the earmarks of
She moved the gear lever into drive and the electric cart glided toward
Muscadine Wynd. After stopping twice to show homes, they arrived at a small
shopping area where the police and fire departments were located. His charge was
to kill as many Americans as he could on Bald Head Island. It was clear now where
When Josie Garwood delivered him to the dock that evening, she expected
thought it might be nice to see the sunset from the stern of Cash Float.”
“I’m sorry, Josie, but I have several phone calls to make. It is very tempting
to want to spend the evening with someone as beautiful as you, but I really must
take care of business. It can’t wait, I’m afraid. There will be other sunsets, I’m
sure.”
Later that night he amended the previously unsent message. He added, “The
date certain of the attack will be November 25th, America’s Thanksgiving Day. A
large gathering is expected for a fish feast. Praise Allah and the fishes of the sea.”
Chapter Thirty-seven
We sat around the living room sharing banter about our successful opening night at
Bitsy said, “The very least we should have gotten is four curtain calls.”
“And you, my dear, deserve a huge bouquet of roses. Getting us the table
I addressed Les Bladen. His assignment had been to help me hook Said.
“Les, it was a pleasure doing business with you, but now I believe it would
be best if you take off. No use making this thing any more complicated than it has
to be.”
The organization has something going on in Hollywood and I’m the star.”
He shook his head. “No can do, Bitsy, though after seeing you two in action,
I believe you would be a welcome addition to our cast. Maybe when we have our
He picked up the phone and booked a flight for the following morning. That
accomplished, he asked me, “So how did you get roped into the organization,
Judge?”
“Ah, curiosity. Les, if you were a cat, you’d be dead by now, I’m sure.”
He said to Bitsy, “I’m not going to get anything out of him, am I?”
“Nope.”
“Well, when you write your book, Judge, send me a copy. And now, I’m
going to head for the luxury of the Essex House, which Grant is paying for.”
As I ushered him to the door, he said, “I really don’t know what Grant
promised you, Judge, but I would take it with a big grain of salt. I have a suspicion
that we will find it damned difficult to be free of him and whoever the hell it is that
pulls his strings. I suggest you think about developing an exit strategy.”
He opened the door and we shook hands once again. There was a strange
sadness in his eyes that caused me to shudder inwardly. He had given me something
contemplating my own. He showed a wry smile. “Didn’t mean to spook you. Good
luck.”
After he left, I locked the door and walked slowly back to the den.
Bitsy said, “I liked him. I wonder if we’ll ever see him again.”
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“Probably not. Grant seems to have taken a page from the al Qaeda
instruction manual. While the terrorists operate many cells, they have a rule that
insulates one from the other. You noticed we didn’t get anything from him, and he
Bitsy said, “How about another King Alphonse? Maybe with a little more
As I was filling the bar order, she asked, “When are you going to call Alfred
Said?”
“This is Saturday. Next business day at the bank is Monday. I’ll let him
dream for an extra day. I think Tuesday will be the best time.”
the best bet. I’ve had a lot of success with K.I.S.S. ‘Keep it simple, stupid’.”
“If he wants to get together with his wife and you, then we should probably
do that. However, he is a Muslim man, and she didn’t sound as though she liked
Bitsy thought for a moment. “That sounds right. I’ll sit it out, unless you
need me.”
“Duncan, do you ever think about the futility of all this. People have fought evil for
centuries. War after war has been waged for freedom, and here we are doing it
again. What we’re engaged in is like chipping away at a hundred foot tall statue of
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Baal with a toy hammer. It all seems so useless. I remember a story I read, maybe in
college, I’m not sure, but it was about a group of soldiers. They were on a rainy,
windswept hillside. It was cold and they were huddled around a campfire. They
wore grey ponchos. It was impossible to determine what army they were in. Each,
in turn, told his story. It soon became evident they were from different armies,
different times and different wars. One was a Roman soldier, another a Confederate
trooper from Virginia. A G.I. who had died on Iwo Jima spoke last. He said, “Dear
Bitsy looked like she was about to cry, but she didn’t. “Well, I love you,
I kissed her. She was right of course. I realized I was a lethal Don Quixote.
By the time Tuesday rolled around, I had decided to drop in on Said rather
than to call him. I took the ‘6’ subway train down to Little Italy and got off. A short
walk, fragrant with the smell of garlic and oregano, got me to the ‘M’ line, which in
turn carried me to the Broad Street Station. I love the subway, even though half the
Broad Street is more like Wall Street than Wall Street. A number of world
famous brokerage houses are headquartered along its length. The New York Stock
Exchange is located there, just south of Wall. With all the prestige to be found there
I was surprised to find that the entrance to the Banco J. G. de Honduras, N.A. was
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but an old oaken door from which the varnish had long ago cracked and peeled off.
The brass plaque adjacent to the entrance appeared not to have been polished
regularly, if at all. I pushed through the entrance and climbed up a long, scuffed
wooden stairway. At the top was a small hallway. An unmarked door was on the
left and the only other door, on the right, had a frosted glass panel that went
halfway down. On it in black letters was painted the name of the bank.
I pushed the portal open and entered a small reception room. It didn’t look
like any bank I had ever been in. The walls were paneled in cheap mahogany. An
equally cheap looking receptionist sat behind a desk straight out of the Office Depot
catalog. A young Middle Eastern man was perched on the corner of her desk. She
The young comedian stood and said, “Back to work for me.” He left the
room. I heard him open and close the door across the hall.
She said, in that damned huffy New York manner that spoils an otherwise
great city, “Well, this is highly unusual. I’ll ask if he can see you. Please wait a
minute.”
She rose and headed for the inner sanctum. She was a flouncer, and pretty
good at it. She went into the next room and closed the door. I found it interesting
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that this bank was not used to people coming by unannounced. Almost at once she
was back, holding the door open. Alfred Said came out, a wide smile on his face
and his hand outstretched. He was obviously happy to see me. It was mutual.
His office was the only thing that fit the description of what I would have
expected to find in a bank. It was sumptuous. A rich maroon carpet underfoot, with
solid oak antique office furniture. His desk was a table, just distressed enough to
leather chair with four solid legs, no swivel. And behind the chair was a roll top
desk where it was obvious he did his presidential work. Another chair faced the
second desk. Several files were stacked there next to a computer. And above that
was the sailboat painting I had seen in his file. From my vantage point, it appeared
brass nameplate on the frame bore the title, ‘Heading Home’. I made a mental note
There was no overhead lighting, but several lamps glowed on small side
tables scattered along the walls. A larger lamp, probably a Tiffany, was on the
“Please sit down, Mr. Lampson. May I offer you some refreshments?”
Maizie? I had to suppress a laugh on that one. I said, “I apologize for not
calling ahead, but I was in the neighborhood and thought I would take a chance on
catching you.”
“You are fortunate to have been able to retire at a young age. I envy that.
“Yes, he is.”
“Not exactly. My first wife, who is deceased, was second generation Iranian.
“Ah, life is quite complex, is it not? We never know where it might take us.”
“And so it is.”
provide?”
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“We are not what you would call a traditional bank. We serve more as a
facilitator. We assist investors who wish to place their money in Central American
enterprises. We also help channel funds from the World Bank. For a small fee, of
course.” Hmm, I thought. This guy is a bigger bullshit artist than I am.
Now it was his turn to guide the conversation in a different path. “How long
“I’m sure I’ll like it. And by the way, please call me George.”
“And I am Alfred.”
Pals already, I thought. Grant will be very proud of me when he hears about
this.
As I sat across from the son of a bitch I wondered why I had wasted any
time contemplating what his motivation had been to be involved in the terror
network. That he was a part of it was what mattered, and I shouldn’t give a shit
what perverse reasoning had induced him to join those assholes. Maybe his brother
had talked him into it. Maybe he simply wanted to get rich off of skimming their
money. Maybe he hated Jews. Maybe, maybe, maybe. Well, maybe I was going to
I got back to his question. “I began sailing when I was a kid. My folks had a
the Swan.”
“Yes.”
“How does she handle? I’ve never sailed a boat that large. My Catalina 36 is
“I just bought her, and except for the demonstration cruise, from Port
Lucaya to West End on Grand Bahama Island, I’ve never been out on her before or
since. And the West End Marina is where she lies now. As far as handling goes, she
is easier than most boats I’ve sailed. All electric Lewmar winches, for instance. No
heave ho.”
“Then this will be a great adventure for you, sailing her up the Gulf Stream
“A little. I still have three slots to fill. I had hoped to use only amateurs like
me, who would go for the love of sailing, but it looks as though I may have to hire a
couple of hands.”
I felt like holding my breath to see if he would rise to the bait. He said,
With his eagerness showing, he said, “I know we have just met, but I would
like to offer my services as a deck hand. I would love to make that trip with you.”
I would let him sell me. I said, “It’s just that it will probably be an arduous
“And you could spare ten days away from the bank? You have someone
who would fill in for you? I wouldn’t want you to be worrying about anything but
Sassani, can handle things for that period of time. I really want to make this trip. It
I assumed that Ghadir was the young guy who was flirting with Maizie
when I arrived. Now I knew his name, where the computers were and, since he
would be left in charge, the probable number of employees. It looked like there
The hook was embedded deeply, and now it was time to reel him in. “Well,
I have a good feeling about you, Alfred. Welcome aboard. It will be an honor to
Chapter Thirty-eight
Bitsy laughed out loud when I told her how things had gone. “You know,
Les Bladen was right. You would have made a great con man.”
“Have you forgotten I was a politician before I got into this racket?”
“I’ve been thinking about that. I can visualize several ways to administer the
coup de grace to that bastard, but think about this, Bitsy. What if we could lay our
hands on the bank records at the same time? We would know where all his terrorist
pals are. Don Grant could send some of his people after them. We could set those
She said, “So are you going to tell Grant about that?”
“Can’t get around it. If we want to heist the computer data, I’ll need help.”
Frowning, she asked, “And you think he’ll act on that information?”
“Maybe because it doesn’t fit his game plan. You know, if there’s another
horrific attack, it might finally move those fools in Washington to quit their
bickering and by God do something. That might be what Grant and his people really
want.”
I shook my head. “My, you’re getting cynical. No, Bitsy, I don’t think so. If
our job is to fuck up terrorists, why would he pass up a chance to go way beyond
She shrugged. “It was just a thought. You’re probably right. I worry too
much, I guess.” I could tell she was still not convinced. But at that point, neither
was I.
“I’m going to call Grant this evening. First, I need to think through my
strategy to nail Alfred Said. In the meantime, let’s go out to someplace really nice
We took a cab back down to Little Italy, where I had been that afternoon. As
we strolled down Mulberry Street, I said, “You pick the restaurant, Bitsy.”
She said, “I’ll let my nose do the choosing. Then you check to see if the
I laughed and squeezed her waist. “Bitsy, I’m falling more in love with you
every day. Maybe I don’t show it enough, but I do respect your judgment.
mandolin music and red checked tablecloths were the lure. There is something
about being in Manhattan that is different than any other place I have ever been.
Except for the Maizies, I was going to hate leaving when the time came.
Over a glass of red, I said, “How does this sound? I take Said down to
Grand Bahama. I do the deed there. Obviously he has to be out of touch with the
bank while someone from our bunch goes in and gets the files. Taking him out
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while in the Bahamas will make it a bit more difficult for the authorities to figure
out what the hell happened. To the Bahamians, he will be a foreigner. Killing him
in the U.S. would be more dangerous because law enforcement would be able to
I.D. him almost immediately, either through fingerprints, dental records or whatever
else the real FBI uses. For all I know, they may analyze his navel lint. At any rate,
I’ve been over there before and I know the lay of the land. If I remember correctly,
She laughed, “Shame on you, Duncan.” Then, on a more serious note, she
asked, “I have wanted to ask you for some time. Have you ever not gotten the
person you set out to get? And could it happen this time?”
“The answer is yes…and yes. Twice I’ve had to back off. Once because the
subject would not move in the direction I wanted. He must have smelled a rat. The
other time, the man I was after became the hunter. He was a guy who preyed on
people he thought might have money, killing them and cleaning out their bank
ideal next vic for him. He brought out a gun just as I was about to make my move. I
pulled a Wyatt Earp and shot him in the arm, then ran for my life. He was too fat to
chase me far. I never went back. And to answer your second question, there is never
a sure fire cinch in this business. Alfred Said is a smart man. Some men have a
weakness for women or money or gambling or whatever. It’s usually the chance to
fulfill some unsatisfied urge that propels them to try something new. In Alfred
Said’s case, it’s adventure. He loves sailing, but he’s never had a true ocean
journey, one that pits man against nature, so to speak. But he’s not a dummy. I feel
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safe in saying that I was probably smarter than all my previous subjects. I can’t say
Bitsy said, “This is not reassuring me, Duncan. Please be careful. I don’t
I looked at her over my glass. “That’s another thing we agree on.” I glanced
at the dessert menu. “And now, let’s try the chocolate amaretti cake. It looks good
Chapter Thirty-nine
Martin was one she owned. It had sat empty for six months. It was located on a
quiet cul-de-sac in the better part of town (better being a relative term. Southport is
not Hilton Head.). She had high-balled the price and he hadn’t quibbled. She also
had signed him to a lease on a small warehouse she owned about two miles from
the residence.
She was somewhat miffed that Martin had seemed to lose interest in
consummating a romantic liaison with her once their business had been completed.
She had been flaunting their relationship among her friends. To save her beautiful
face, she dropped hints that he might be gay. She shelved the idea of suggesting him
Kahlil al-Udhma arrived in Southport three days after Karim acquired the
terrorist. A five-inch beard hung from his chin. He wore a long-sleeved Cairo shirt
and cotton baggy pants. A cotton turban hat sat atop his head. When Karim opened
the door, Kahlil bowed slightly and said, “Salaam aleikoom. I am Kahlil al-Udhma.
Karim said with obvious anger, “You fucking fool. Come in quickly, before
one of my red neck neighbors sees you and calls Homeland Security.” He reached
out and grabbed Kahlil’s shirt front and pulled him inside.
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Karim said, “This is Southport, North Carolina, not Tehran or New York,
you idiot. And you are supposed to be my number two man in this operation? I
don’t think so. As soon as we unload the van, Mr. Muslim, you shall be on your
way back to Brooklyn. In the meantime, come with me. I have American clothes I
Kahlil was shaken. He said, “I’m sorry, Karim al-Hadji. No one told me
how to dress or really, what to expect. I am here to help you. I thought I would be
disgraced. And Seyed Mahmood will be very angry with me. Please, let me stay and
help…please.”
Karim said, “Well, if you can somehow get your shit together and keep it
there, I’ll give you a chance. Maybe. But for now, let’s make an American out of
Karim took a shirt and a pair of jeans from a closet and handed them to
Kahlil. “Give me the keys to the van. Then go in the bathroom and shave off that
beard. And don’t give me any shit about growing it for Allah. Allah wants us to kill
infidels, and we can’t do it if we are wearing a sign on our face that telegraphs our
“Yes, I do.” This was the first time any Muslim had spoken to Kahlil in that
manner. The truth was that Kahlil was the former Thomas Garrity, a last year’s
study of Muslim ideology. He was swept up in the romance of the battle between
the true believers and everyone else. He had thrown in his lot with the followers of
Allah and had been lauded frequently for his acumen in being able to see whose
side would eventually prevail. He loved the attention, since he had previously
gotten very little of that in his young life. He hoped to someday win the hearts and
bodies of his allotted seventy-two virgins in Paradise, which would be six dozen
more than he had had here on earth. And the beard had been a welcome bonus. It
Karim went out to the driveway and opened the back of the van. Inside were
three unmarked wooden crates. A small valise was in the passenger’s seat. He took
the suitcase out and carried it back into the house. Inside, he set it on the kitchen
table and opened it. It contained only clothes and a small kit bag with soap and
deodorant.
Kahlil came into the room, looking like an All-American dork. Karim asked,
police.”
“He was right about that. Let me see your driver’s license.”
Kahlil pulled his wallet out and handed it to Karim. It contained a New York
commercial driver’s license, a Visa card and two hundred dollars. “You had no
They went back to the van and before they got in Karim said, “You drive. I
Out on the street, Karim issued terse instructions to his new Number Two,
directing him to the warehouse. The facility was a stand alone wood frame building,
badly in need of paint. Karim had already had a local sign painter write the name of
his pseudo business on the walk-in entrance next to the overhead door. In red
letters, it said ‘All-Sports Distribution’. The day after Karim had firmed up the lease
he called Carolina Security and made arrangements to meet one of their technicians
at the building. His orders were to install a silent alarm system with motion
detectors and door intrusion detection strips. The tech indicated that the alarm
would notify the police by phone connection if a break in occurred. Karim had the
man make the notification go to a buzzer in his house and not to the police. He said,
When Kahlil stopped the truck in the driveway of the warehouse, Karim
alighted and unlocked the small door. He went inside and pulled the chain hoist
which opened the main entry. He called to Kahlil to turn the truck around and back
it into the warehouse. Once inside, he reversed the chain and lowered the overhead
door.
They unloaded the boxes and set them in a neat row along the side wall.
Each box was stenciled in black with the legend, ‘Sporting goods’. Karim asked,
“No, not for sure. I’m aware of what they are supposed to contain, but I did
“They were in the back of the Al-Fatih Mosque in Brooklyn. Before that, I
“Okay. Take this crowbar and prize the lids off the boxes, and be careful.”
As Kahlil took off the pine tops, Karim removed the contents of each and
stacked them in front of the box. The inventory consisted of eight Tec-9 9mm
Karim was pleased. There was much more ammunition than he had
expected. He said, “Kahlil, place the Tec-9’s on that work bench by the back wall.
You’ll find a can of gun solvent, a barrel rod and several clean cotton rags in the
cupboard below the table. Clean the cosmoline off the weapons and then put them
While Number Two was performing his task, Karim double checked each of
the boxes to make certain there was nothing else besides the ammo in them. When
Kahlil had completed the weapons clean-up, he helped him place them back in their
cases.
He looked the area over to make sure there were not any obvious telltale
signs that this might be a terrorist’s lair, then instructed his assistant to open the
main door. When it was raised, he backed the van out and then leaned out of the
window and said, “Close the door and come out through the pedestrian exit.” While
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Kahlil was taking care of that chore, Karim got out of the truck and met Kahlil
when he came out. He said, “Get in the van. You drive again. I’m going to lock up.”
On there way back to the house, Karim said, “I’m going to keep you on the
Kahlil was much relieved. “Hey, thanks Boss. I’ll do a good job. I promise.”
Karim said, “Boss. I like that. Yes, I’m the boss. Don’t forget it.”
Two blocks from the house, they passed the Piggly Wiggly grocery store.
Karim noted the advertising marquee out front which said, “Order your turkey
Chapter Forty
When I finished with breakfast the morning after my meeting with my new
crew member, I dug out the number that Able Kane had given me. I punched in the
digits and he answered on the second buzz. He must have had caller I.D. He said,
“Yeah, probably more than you. I need a sit down with you and Grant, the
“What’s up?”
“Can’t we do this on the phone? It’s hard to get Grant out of Dallas.”
“I’ll go there if necessary. I’m about ready to close the deal on our friend
and I have some last minute stuff that has to be settled. I won’t go forward until we
Kane sounded slightly peeved when he said, “Okay. I’ll get back to you as
While I was having my conversation with Kane, Bitsy had taken Said’s file
out and had been going over it once more, looking for some small item she and I
might have overlooked. She had almost closed the folder when she noticed an
interesting tidbit about Said’s wife, Ghodsi, which we both had missed up until
now. Mrs. Said was a naturalized American citizen who had emigrated to the U.S.
in 1980. Her brother, Salim Jarsan, was a high official in the Institute for Political
Bitsy said, pointing to the file, “Take a look at this, Duncan. I believe we
I read the section she had underlined. Bitsy said, “I think Ghodsi may be a
major player in this business. I wouldn’t be surprised if Mr. Said is the President of
Banco J. G. de Honduras, N.A. because of her connections. I believe she may have
her husband, she could step in and take over his position without missing a beat. It
has also occurred to me that she is the only person besides her husband who has
seen us all together. When he goes off to sail the bounding main and never returns,
I didn’t respond immediately. This was a curve ball I wasn’t prepared to hit.
Finally, I said, “Look, Bitsy, we can’t expect to do this on a risk-free basis. She may
be able to I.D. us later, but for her it will be like trying to identify a couple of
wraiths. And as far as her assuming the reins at the bank is concerned, I don’t think
that would ever happen. Remember, she would have to be approved by Muslim
men. I don’t think they would pass muster on her, not in a month of Islamic holy
days. And anyway, if we do what I’m planning, there probably won’t be any bank
She said, “Well, maybe you’re right. I’m getting into this thing with a
vengeance, maybe too much so. The more I think about our friends that were blown
all to hell in the Brown Center, the madder I get. So I figured, what the hell, why
I didn’t say anything. Instead, I put my hand on her cheek. She placed her
hand over mine. We sat that way for a long time. I was leaning in to kiss her (I love
to do that, as you may have picked up) when the phone rang. It was Kane.
“Grant and I will be at your place about eleven tomorrow morning. He can
Chapter Forty-one
Kahlil was surprised that Karim had sent him out for hamburgers from
MacDonald’s.
He laughed about his leader’s choice of fast food over something more
exotic. “Hamburgers? Are you such an American now that you eat burgers?”
After their meal, Karim took his new protégé to the ferry slip, where they
boarded for a trip to Bald Head Island. It was a brisk, sunny day. A sailboat was
tacking up the Cape Fear River, just in from the sea. The flag atop the ferry’s
superstructure was snapping a staccato beat. Karim said, “What a glorious day to be
alive. If we do our job as we should, there is an excellent chance we will stay alive
As they rode toward the Bald Head ferry terminal, Karim explained some of
“No gasoline powered vehicles are allowed, which I thought at first was
going to present a problem. But the Americans are an ingenious lot. There is a
called Gorillas. They are much more powerful and fast than the golf carts you will
see all over Bald Head. I have ordered six of the Gorillas, and expect delivery in
three days. When we attack, we will be highly mobile. Our heroes of September
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11th flew in American jets. We will ride on American ATV’s.” With a laugh, he
The entrance to the marina on Bald Head leads directly in from the river,
running inland for about fifty yards between rock walls before the narrow channel
opens into the marina basin. On today’s approach to the entrance the wind was
blowing toward the southwest, in the same direction as the river’s current. The tide
was also going out at the same time. These forces working together made it a
difficult feat of seamanship to get the ferry into the entrance to the marina. Karim
noticed that the captain crabbed the ship much like an airplane pilot would do when
trying to land in a strong crosswind, approaching the entrance almost beam to, and
then at the last moment, turning the bow in and gunning the engines as he
Kahlil said, “Damn, that was close. I wasn’t sure we were going to make it.”
“Only the Staten Island Ferry, and it never bobbed around like this one.”
Emboldened by the friendly manner that Karim was showing, Kahlil asked, “I was
wondering, Boss, if this is your first mission here in the United States?”
Karim looked at him, his face grim and threatening. “That is not for you to
know. You are too curious, Kahlil al-Udhma. You would be well advised to keep
The ferry had just entered the main body of the marina and was making a
Karim pointed to ‘Cash Float’. “That’s my boat. When we get off this tub,
As they walked forward on the ferry deck, Karim saluted the captain. He
Karim said to Kahlil as they walked onto the land, “The captain will
remember me. He will think only friendly thoughts when I begin bringing Gorillas
on his craft.”
They sauntered around the perimeter of the marina basin. Alongside Cash
Float, Karim climbed over the railing and went to the forward hatch. Kahlil
followed, tripping on the railing as he tried to swing himself aboard. Karim shook
his head and then gestured for Number Two to follow him below.
“Boss, this is a beautiful boat. I didn’t know they made them this nice.”
“Yes, it is nice. But that’s not why I brought you here. We have plans to
discuss. First, though, I want to know more about you. You haven’t told me much.”
“Why are you doing this? Are you a dilettante, someone who wants to flirt
with danger, to be associated with big, bad Muslims? Or is it that you hate America,
“I detest what America has become, what it stands for. It is an oligarchy, run
by plutocrats who rape the people every day in every way. The only people I see
who are standing against the international hegemony of the United States are those
“Honestly? I don’t know. I didn’t accept that there was a deity before I
became a Muslim, and I’m not sure I do now. But I’m open to the possibility. I
suppose you might say that I am a political Muslim more than a religious one. But I
pray to Allah for enlightenment. I have brought my prayer mat with me. Maybe
“Well, such candor is appreciated, but you had better be careful who you say
those things to. Agnosticism can get you beheaded in some quarters.”
“You have a sense of humor, too. But also be aware that flippancy is not an
“Okay, Boss.”
“They are not happy about it. We are estranged. I haven’t spoken to any of
university. Mahmood came there to speak to our group. He gave me his card and
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Karim said, “You are not a seasoned veteran of the struggle. In many
respects, you are still a callow youth. Why, then, do you believe Seyed Mahmood
has sent you to be the number two man in this operation? I want an honest answer.”
He looked sternly at Kahlil al-Udhma. “A very honest answer. And if I don’t get it,
your ass will be on the next bus north. You see, I am not a fool. I am fairly certain
the cabin, sweat broke out on his face. “The truth is…well, the truth is that my
principal duty is to keep an eye on you and report back to Seyed Mahmood all that I
Karim laughed out loud. “Yes, my assistant. That is quite honest enough.
wouldn’t blame you. But since I have arrived, I have developed an admiration for
you, for the way you get things done. I would like to stay, as a loyal soldier in your
army.”
“Okay, you can stay. But you must not contact Seyed Mahmood without me
listening in. I am the leader of this venture, and no one else. It is my ass on the line,
“Absolutely understood.”
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“I will watch you closely, my Number Two. You have thrown away your
loyalty to America, and now you have dumped your allegiance to Seyed Mahmood.
Karim knew the answer to this next question before he asked it. “Have you
“No.”
“How do you know you will be able to do so when the time comes?”
“We will see about that…when the time comes. And now, sit down. I’ll go
over the attack plans in detail with you. I’m not sure as yet what part you will play,
Kahlil felt relief flooding in. “Yes, and thanks. I won’t let you down.”
“If you do, it will be the worst day of your young life.”
Chapter Forty-two
Don Grant sat down in my temporary living room. Kane had gone into the
kitchen with Bitsy to help with the coffee. The FBI man was glum as he said, “Joe
“I’m sorry to hear that.” I didn’t know what else to say. How do you
commiserate about the death of someone who, in all likelihood, would have
someday tried to kill you? In the end, Joe had done what he believed was the right
Bitsy and Able Kane returned to the parlor with the coffee. Kane set the tray
on a table by the couch and found a seat. Bitsy sat next to me. I said to Bitsy, “Joe
Waldrip died.” She said the same thing I had said, but with a little more sympathy.
Grant said, “He left you something. I brought it along.” He snapped open his
briefcase and removed a police special .38. “He wanted you to have it.”
I looked at him and smiled. “Are you nuts? I wouldn’t take it on a bet. You
keep it.”
That was just what I didn’t need, a pistol with a history of God knows how
many mob hits. Did Grant know that and think I would be dumb enough to accept
it? Well, now he knew better. He shrugged and put it back in the case. Kane grinned
Grant said, “Before we get started, I have something for you and Bitsy.” He
handed me a large manila envelope. I opened it and pulled out two photographs,
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one of a man in a police uniform and the other an enhanced closeup of his face.
I studied the photos carefully. This was the man who murdered over one
hundred innocent people, many of whom were my friends. I felt a visceral hatred
well up inside me. I knew I would not hesitate to send that bastard straight to hell if
I ever had the opportunity. I nodded without saying anything and handed the
photographs to Bitsy. She looked at them carefully, then slid the pictures back into
the envelope.
Grant said, “Okay, Judge, this is your meeting. What have you got?”
“I have a few questions to begin with, before I lay out my plans. First, what
“We believe it is the ministry that oversees most of Iran’s overseas activist
networks. Spies, terrorists, the whole kit and caboodle. It is also the propaganda arm
of the mullahs.”
Kane looked quizzically at Grant. Grant asked, “Where in the hell did you
Grant took in and exhaled a deep breath. “Jarsan is the principal control for
most of Iran’s major players in the U.S. For instance, he supervises Seyed
“Is she going to be a problem when her husband bites the dust?”
“That’s a possibility, but I don’t believe it’s something to lose sleep over.”
“Not for you, perhaps, but I wouldn’t like her trying to find me.”
“Okay, I get it. We’ll keep an eye on her. Now, what else?”
Grant interrupted me. “You have actually been inside the bank?”
“Yes, I have. It’s a bullshit institution, no more a bank than the corner
Burger King. I have set up Said to be lured away from el banco. And here’s the
beauty part. While he’s away from the office it would be very easy to go in and take
the bank’s records. They would lead you to the parts of the network that Said is
supporting. The bank has only three rooms. A reception area, Said’s office and a
computer room. The guy running the data processing is named Ghadir Al-Sassani.
The receptionist is a ditzy gal named Maizie. I don’t believe she knows what’s
Grant nodded and said, “Okay. We’ll get back to this in a bit, but first tell
I explained at length how I had baited the trap with a sailing adventure. “I
have told him the Swan is berthed at the West End Marina on Grand Bahama
Island. I plan for him and me to fly to Freeport and rent a car. We’ll drive toward
West End. I’ve been on that road before. It’s lightly traveled. Somewhere along the
way, I’ll pull over, walk him into the brush and pop him.”
“Judge, I can think of about ten different ways for that plan to blow up. For
instance, how are you going to get your Glock into the Bahamas?”
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“No sweat. I’ve done it before. They don’t x-ray checked luggage at the
Freeport customs office. The gun will be under the bottom panel in my suitcase.”
in New York?”
“Probably, but the danger in that is that almost immediately, thanks to New
York’s finest, Al-Sassani and half the country is going to know what happened. On
the other hand, the Royal Bahamian Police Force will take longer; longer to identify
the deceased and longer to come up with a suspect, namely me. It’s not that they are
inept. To the contrary, they are spot on when it comes to dealing with their domestic
crime. But they don’t have the Bureau’s Integrated Automated Fingerprint
Identification System at their disposal. By the time they figure out who their vic is,
I’ll be long gone. More importantly, Kane here will have had plenty of time to go
Grant sat silently, obviously mentally examining from every angle what he
Grant said, “So you complete the job, turn around and go back to the
“And you’ll work with Kane to make sure he has a layout of the bank?”
bank records.”
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Grant shook his head. “No, Judge, that won’t happen. I told you at the
beginning that you were not a freelancer anymore. I haven’t changed my mind
about that.”
about it. I know more than you ever wanted me to know. For instance, I know who
Joe Waldrip really was. A Chicago mob hit man named Constantine DeMarco.
What we have, Don, between you and me is a good old fashioned Mexican standoff.
Grant calmed down a bit. “Look, Judge, I can’t possibly fill you in on the
whole story. At least, not for now. I have the responsibility for a number of ongoing
operations. People are depending on me. Their lives could be in jeopardy if I screw
something up. I can’t let you or anyone else go off on a tangent. I just won’t allow
that to happen.”
“The reason I want a copy is to see if there is anything that will help me on
my remaining assignments. That’s the only reason. I don’t plan to take any
Grant performed another heavy breathing exercise, then said, “How about
this? I’ll let you see the files, but you take no notes and get no hard copies. What
the hell, Kane is going to see them. You may as well, too.” He shook his head
It was obvious Grant knew he was on shaky ground. The last thing he
I wasn’t going to push it any further. I smiled and stuck out my hand.
“That’s a deal.”
“My plan is to fly down with him next Monday. We’ll take American to
Fort Lauderdale and then Bahamas Air to Freeport. With luck, I’ll be back in New
Kane said, “What time will your flight land in the Bahamas? I need to know
because his cell phone will be out of range then. I’m sure you don’t want him
“Then I’ll hit the bank Monday afternoon. I don’t know how long it will
take Mr. Al-Sassani to print out the data, especially if he is trying to do so with a
kneecap wound.”
I said, “Take some duct tape with you. Strap Maizie in a chair. She hasn’t
Kane looked to Grant for guidance on that one. Grant said, “Yeah. Don’t
Kane looked relieved. I knew from his background that assassinations were
He said, “Alright, here’s what I’m going to do. Bitsy, when Duncan leaves
for La Guardia Airport, you take a cab to JFK. Take everything with you that you
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want to keep. You won’t be coming back here. I’ll have a ticket and a reservation
for you on Delta for LAX. When you get there, check into the Sheraton Universal in
Universal City. Before Monday, I’ll have a courier deliver a whole new set of
identity papers there for you and the Judge. Duncan, same deal for you. When you
are back in Fort Lauderdale, take an American flight to LAX. Stay in the Sheraton
until you are contacted about your next assignment. That should do it. Oh, by the
way, Duncan, where do you want your fee to be sent? To the Royal Bank of the
“No, just wire it to my bank in Dallas. You have all the info on that.”
He and Kane got up to leave. Kane said, “I’ll come by tomorrow and we’ll
go over the bank operation. This is going to bust their ass bigtime.”
Grant shook my hand and said, “Good work, Judge. And if you thought this
Chapter Forty-three
When Kane and Grant had gone, Bitsy and I had a second cup of coffee. She
“Yes. A hell of a lot. I’d like to know what’s happening in the Golden State.
And I wonder if it will involve Les Bladen. Maybe they’re going to offer us bit
renege on my fee. “We’ll have to go out there and stick around until I can verify
that our money has been transferred. Once that has taken place, if we don’t like
what’s going on we can bail. Are you comfortable in going out there by yourself?”
“Not entirely, but I’ll do it. What’s really bothering me right now is
something more immediate. Now that we’ve gotten this close to finishing with
Alfred Said, I’m getting frightened, not for me but for you. This is really starting to
spook me.”
I tried to look confident as I said, “Bitsy, please don’t worry. I’ll nail that
bastard. During the final days and hours of all my previous tasks I’ve been almost
clairvoyant in how I see things are going to take place. By the time he gets his I’ll
be so damned focused that I simply can’t fail. There is a saying in football that the
offense has a big advantage in that the defense doesn’t know for sure what is going
to happen. They know something is going to occur and they still get caught off
guard about half the time. Well, it’s even more true in my line of work…no, make
that endeavor. Sounds better. If the subject doesn’t expect an offensive move, it’s
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almost impossible for him to defend. I’m not trying to make light of something
“I’m sorry, Duncan, but I’ll be fretting constantly until I see you in
California. Remember, you did say he might be smarter than you. Can’t help
worrying, Sweetheart.”
That didn’t really settle much, but at least we had said what we both needed
to. I said, “I’m going to call my sailing buddy Mr. Said and get him lined up.”
I dialed the bank and Maizie answered the phone. “Bank offices. How may I
I said, “Hello, Maizie. This is George Lampson. May I speak to Mr. Said,
please?”
She was much more friendly than the last time we had spoken, which I took
to be a good sign. “Why, yes Mr. Lampson, I’ll get him for you right away.”
Alfred was on the line in a few seconds. “George, nice to hear from you so
“The best, Alfred. We fly to Grand Bahama Island this coming Monday.
And by the way, I don’t expect my volunteers to spend their own money. I’ve
secured first class tickets for both of us on American Flight 342 out of La Guardia
at nine next Monday morning. Pack for ten days, all casual. Bring boat shoes and
your passport.”
I could hear the excitement in his voice as he said, “That’s wonderful. I will
be there for certain. And thank you for inviting me. I hope that I will do a good job
as a crew member. Will other members of the crew be flying with us?”
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I said, “No, they are going down the next day. My wife has already gone.
don’t worry. I am sure you will give it your all. I’ll see you Monday.”
That evening, Bitsy went on the internet and found the names of everyone
who had died in the Brown Center. She printed out the list and gave it to me.
“When you leave that bastard, tuck this into his shirt pocket. It shouldn’t take long
I took the sheet of paper and folded it carefully. Then I placed it into a
My conference with Able Kane was set for the next morning. I had asked
him to meet me at the Bryant Park Café, located adjacent to the New York Public
Library. Bryant Park is one of the most beautiful of New York’s small parks. Lots
of trees and benches and a great lawn on which to lie down. The bums love it.
Kane was already there when I arrived. “Hey, Judge, you’re looking sharp.
“No, is yours?”
“As a matter of fact it is. Unlike you, I can’t take all my goods with me
when I move. So if it’s only the clothes on my back, I want good ones.”
I didn’t ask why he might have to travel light. “That’s too bad for you. And
“If you’re looking for the truth out of me, you will grow a lot older waiting
for it. All I can say is that it is going to be very interesting. You’ll have a ball.”
“So tell me about the bank. Are you pretty sure there will be only two
“Like I said before, I’m not certain. My educated guess is that the
receptionist, Maizie, and the D.P guy, Al-Sassani, are the only employees. If there
are any more, they will be in the data processing room where Al-Sassani works.
However, Al-Sassani will be the acting chief honcho in Said’s absence. He will
probably be sitting in the president’s chair, smoking cigars and sipping Iranian
shiraz. Another thing to think about. I’m not sure what volume of paper will be
produced, so you probably ought to take a valise with you to carry it out.”
He nodded. “Sounds like a plan, Judge. Have you drawn a layout for me?”
studied it, then tucked it away and asked, “Do you think there will be any cash
“Anything else?”
He said, “Yeah, I’m going in at three p.m. Said’s cell phone will be out of
Chapter Forty-four
The Gorillas arrived in large wooden crates. Anticipating the need for a
place to plug in six battery chargers, Karim had previously acquired the services of
sportsmen who were to speed around Bald Head Island on the Gorillas. They were
Ghalandar Taghi. These men, Muslims all, resembled transient agricultural workers,
Their eagerness to serve and their obedience to his orders were enough to
Salmak had been to Afghanistan before the Americans had arrived. He had
trained with al Qaeda at Tora Bora and had stayed on to kill as many of the
Allahdamned infidel soldiers from the United States as he could. When it was
obvious he and his fellow warriors were outgunned he slipped across the border into
Sepehr had been a cab driver in Detroit and a loyal member of the Motor
City’s Masjid Qiblah. In fairness, he could have been faulted for his gullibility in
the time he was offered a chance to go somewhere and do something really bad to
Melurnoosh was the ultimate follower. He was a cousin of Sepehr and got
on board when his relative boasted that he would soon be a hero of Islam.
Melurnoosh was a clerk in a bodega and a long way removed from any path that
might lead to great recognition. Becoming a star of Islam was a temptation too huge
to resist.
Crips, at the age of twenty-four he had joined a radical group of Black Muslims
while staying involuntarily in the Passaic County Jail in New Jersey, awaiting trial.
After being found guilty, he was incarcerated for six years. His crime was having
dared to wound a white man, even though he had previously been given minimum
members of the Bloods gang with a Tek-9. The infraction that led to his undoing
was one he could have avoided, but chose not to. He was in the six-items-or-less
checkout line at his local supermarket when he noticed that the young Italian-
looking man ahead of him had eighteen items in his shopping cart. He brought the
limit sign to the attention of the violator, who said, “Get fucked, monkey man.”
Mohsen pulled a .22 caliber Saturday night special from his pocket and said, “Did
you ever see a monkey shoot a loud mouthed white motherfucker?” He shot the
man in the side, not fatally but certainly enough to make an impression. Some said
that while they personally have often been tempted to do violence to those assholes
who deliberately disobey the restrictions in checkout lines, they thought Mohsen’s
Ghalandar was an adventuresome lad who wanted to join the army. Since
the American military appeared to be at war with Islam, he hoped to find an army
that wasn’t. His Imam, a learned man who understood youthful exuberance, sent
him to meet with Seyed Mahmood, who explained how he could best serve Allah
Karim and Kahlil welcomed these warriors for Allah, showing them their
respective cots in the house in Southport. They had been recruited from the Al-
Mumineen Mosque in Paterson, New Jersey and the Masjid Qiblah in Detroit,
Michigan. With nine days left before T-Day (for Turkey), there was very little time
left in which to train them, particularly when it became evident that only one knew
Karim angrily spoke to Kahlil privately. “I’m mightily pissed off at Seyed
Mahmood for sending me men who don’t possess even the basic qualifications for
this operation. I wonder if the vetting process has consisted of anything other than
Kahlil proved his value to the operation when he said, “I’ll get Sepehr to
spend all his time for the next three days teaching these fighters how to maneuver a
Gorilla. At the same time, Mohsen can train them in the use of the Tek-9.
Apparently, he learned that skill as a member of his local chapter of the Crips,
Distribution was located became a test track for the Gorilla trainees. They took to
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the task like a bunch of kids on bumper cars at a carnival. By the end of the second
day they had become proficient enough to make it around the complex without
hitting anything. Late afternoons were spent traveling in the van to a remote rural
area in Brunswick County where target practice was held. After the second session,
Karim decided they were proficient enough to be able to point and shoot. He spent
some time stressing the importance of not getting caught in the crossfire. “And
Only days before T-Day he said a silent prayer to Allah. “Oh great and
glorious Allah, you have sent me on this perilous mission but you have sent me
warriors who barely qualify as such. I pray that you will mold them into firebrands
Chapter Forty-five
Alfred Said was seated in the waiting area at American Airlines gate seven
approached him, he stood and embraced me in the manner of Middle Eastern men.
“Thank you again, George, for inviting me on this great adventure. The life of a
banker is not a thrilling one. This break from my rather mundane existence is going
to be very fulfilling.”
hundreds, maybe thousands, of your fellow human beings can be called mundane.
I smiled at him as I disentangled from his clinch. “I’m very happy you are
On board, the steward came by for drink orders. I said, “I’ll have a scotch
and soda, two cubes of ice.” I turned to Alfred. “How about you? Or do you follow
After the steward had moved on, I said, “I hope you were not planning a big
“No. We have postponed the dinner until I return. My son, Heydar, will
York, where I hope he will decide to practice. We are especially enthused about his
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coming home this time as he is bringing a young lady whom he wants us to meet.
I lied. “No, I have not been blessed. Your son sounds like a fine young man.
“Yes, that would be my wish also. So, how did you like the oil business?
financially. And I met many fine people because of what I did for a living. But no to
He said, “I was born there, in Iran actually. My parents worked in the field
of archeology. You can imagine the wealth of activity to be found in that discipline
in the Middle East. My father served for many years as the curator of the Museum
of Antiquities in Tehran. I have not been back to Iran since I left as a teenager, but I
I nodded. “My friends who have been there have all told me how impressed
they were with the country and the people. Maybe some day I’ll go there, but
probably not any time soon. Once I have Winged Edith in New York, I plan to outfit
her for a long voyage, perhaps to the Mediterranean. The thought of sailing to the
Greek Isles, for instance, is an exciting prospect for an old sailor like me. There are
many ports of call I would hope to make in that area.” I looked at him
conspiratorially over my glasses. “Israel is not on the list.” I shouldn’t have said
that, I know, but I was looking for one more confirmation that he was what he was
supposed to be.
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He moved his head up and down as he said, “For certain. What decent man
would want to visit the criminal nation that has murdered so many innocents?”
If it sounds as though I had been psyching myself up for the task that lay
ahead, you’re right. To get myself in the correct mode before a job I usually
mentally recount the sins that I am going to cleanse from the scumbag in question.
would do it again and again unless I killed him first. Believe me, all this helps.
He changed the subject to the matter at hand, the great voyage that lay
ahead. “How will we get from Freeport to West End? Is there a bus that goes
there?”
“Yes, there is, but I don’t like public transportation. I’ve arranged to rent a
car on a no return basis. For a fee, they’ll send someone to West End to retrieve it.
Besides, I thought you might enjoy seeing the sights along the way. There is one
particular spot called Dead Man’s Reef that’s quite interesting. We’ll stop there so
He grinned and said, “You are most kind. I’m glad I brought my camera.”
We took the shuttle at the airport in Fort Lauderdale from American Airlines
to Bahamas Air. The timing was close but we settled into our places on the
Bahamian plane with ten minutes to spare. I insisted that Alfred take the window
seat so he could see the Island as we approached Freeport. “The waters are
spectacular,” I said.
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The customs clearance in Freeport was easy. The Bahamians know the value
of tourism and do nothing to impede its growth. After picking up our luggage at the
In the restroom, I entered a stall with my bag. I opened it and reached under
my packed clothes, grasping the side of the flat bottom. I slipped my fingernail
under the edge and lifted it. Neatly stored there was the Glock. I pulled it out and
When I emerged from the men’s room Alfred decided he should probably
use the facility, too. I said, “While you’re in there I’ll sign up for the car.”
My arrangements had been made with Dollar Rentals. The car was a small
Ford. I remember when Ford’s slogan was “There’s a Ford in your future.” Well,
that would hold true for Alfred Said, even as limited as that future appeared to be.
After tossing our luggage in the car trunk we headed toward West End on
the West Sunrise Highway. We passed the industrial complex at The Bahamas Oil
Refining Company and arriving at the junction with Queen's Highway we took the
The weather was what you would expect in a tropical paradise, warm by
Yankee standards but delightful by any other measure. A few clouds drifted slowly
As I drove along, I said, “The wind is out of the south, which is good. I once
entered the Gulf Stream during a norther, and believe me, I’ll never do that again.
The Stream’s current flows north and a contrary wind from the north kicks up some
damned bad wave conditions. Really big ones out there are called elephants. They
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ought to call them snakes. They slither at you, building and building until they’re
right on you, and you can hear them hissing out of their foamy mouths and then
wham and the boat shudders and rolls and settles in the trough ‘til the next one
strikes. A situation like that is hard as hell on a boat and doubly hard on the crew. If
He said, “Why not skirt the Gulf Stream and stay out of it?”
“The Stream adds four or five knots to our speed. I don’t want to lose that.”
Of course, this was all bullshit conversation, meant to screw with his mind
and keep him thinking that I was his true sailing buddy. My Gulf Stream story was
one told to me by Todd Linkenhofer, the man from whom I had bought my Lake
About ten miles out of town the landscape became dominated by Caribbean
pine trees and scrub palmetto. We came upon a small marker on which was painted
‘Dead Man’s Reef’ in faded letters. It pointed down a sandy road to the left.
As I turned in I said, “Here’s the place I was telling you about. You don’t
want to miss this. You’ll remember it for the rest of your life, I promise.”
Chapter Forty-six
Able Kane tossed his unfinished Marlboro onto the sidewalk as he opened
the street door to Banco J. G. de Honduras, N.A. He wore a leather jacket, zipped to
the chin. He had a black Kangol cap on his head, the brim in the back. His Glock
was in a shoulder holster on the left side and a roll of duct tape was in his inside
pocket. He pulled a small wheeled black piece of luggage behind him. Lifting the
Samsonite, he took the steps two at a time until he reached the top. He tried the door
to the computer room and found it locked. He opened the door to the reception area
and walked in. The woman he assumed was Maizie was reading a copy of People
Magazine, her attention fully vested in Brad Pitt’s alleged ill treatment of Jennifer
Anniston. She looked up at Able Kane with ill disguised annoyance. She looked
more like an Arab than the Bronx babe Travis had said to expect. This didn’t
surprise him since half the women in New York looked like they had just gotten off
the boat.
“Yeah. I want to see Mr. Said. I’m Wilbur. I work in maintenance at his
building and he said he had some work for me and to come by and talk about it so
here I am.”
She replied officiously, “Well, he isn’t here. He’s out of town and he won’t
“Well fuck me. I come all the way downtown and he ain’t here.”
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“Puh-leeze, whoever you are. Maybe you better leave and come back some
other time.”
Her eyes cut involuntarily for a split second toward the door to Said’s office.
She said, “He’s much too busy. Like I said, come back next week.”
Kane unzipped his jacket and reached inside with his right hand. He came
out with the Glock. “I’m not coming back. Get off your ass. Let’s go see Ghadir.”
Her eyes widened with fear. “Don’t hurt me. I’ll do whatever you say.”
“Then get up, Maizie, and let’s go in and see the acting president.”
“Don’t worry about it. I know all about you and this place. Now, get a move
on.”
Maizie stood and opened the door to the inner office. Kane pushed her
through and saw Ghadir at the desk. His back was to them as he sat playing solitaire
on the computer. He turned and saw Kane and the gun. He stood shakily and said,
“What is this? We don’t keep money here. It’s not that kind of bank.”
Kane said, “I know what this bank does, asshole. Come out from behind that
desk. And you, Maizie, sit down in one of these side chairs. Now!”
Kane tossed the roll of tape to Ghadir. “Strap Maizie down in that chair.”
Ghadir said, “Look, man, I don’t know what you think you are doing here,
but you are dealing with something that will get you into very big trouble. Powerful
people own this bank. You should leave now before you really screw up.”
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should move out from the desk. “Get around here, you Jihad motherfucker, and do
as I say. If you think you can perform better with a bullet in your kneecap, then
The Iranian hesitated only a moment, then reluctantly came around and
began taping his receptionist to the chair. She moaned a plaintiff, “Oh, dear God,
Kane said sternly, “I might if you don’t shut up. Put a strip of tape over her
When she was secured, the acting president stood and glared at Able. Kane
said, “Now take me into the computer room. Is anyone else in there?”
“No.”
“Let’s go.”
Across the hall, Ghadir took a set of keys from his pocket and opened the
door. An IBM z800 server was against the wall, with a heavy duty printer cabled to
it. Inside, Kane instructed him to load the printer with continuous paper. “I want a
run of all your open accounts, with six month history on each one.”
It began to dawn on Ghadir that this was not a bank robbery, but actually
could be something much worse. He said, “What do you want this information for?
Kane smiled enigmatically. “You know why I want it. I want it to fuck up
“I can’t do it. I don’t have the pass code to be able to run what you want.”
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Kane took careful aim and shot Ghadir just above the right knee. It doubled
him over, screaming in pain. “You shot me! In the name of Allah, please don’t do
Holding his knee, he hobbled to the printer and loaded it. He pulled the
keyboard to the edge of the small workstation and entered a series of commands.
The printer clicked, then began chunking out a long stream of information, the
Able Kane walked over to the printer and tore off the report. He picked up
“Not quite yet. I want the file folders on all the individuals or companies this
The wounded man, bent slightly to hold his bleeding leg, said, “And then
“Of course.”
Ghadir hobbled to the other side of the room, moaning loudly. He opened a
Ghadir did as he was ordered. Kane rifled through the files, then lifted them
out in large handfuls and placed them in the luggage. There were twenty-eight
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folders in all. He zipped the top on the bag and put it upright on the floor, with its
“Turn around.”
When he had done so, Kane shot him in the back of the head. After he fell to
the floor, he shot him twice more in the torso. The violent act he had just
committed, his first murder ever, almost brought him to his knees. He thought he
Pulling the suitcase behind him, he went across the hall into the president’s
office. Maizie stared at him with terrified eyes. He knew he should kill her also, but
he found it was more than he could do. Ghadir had been the first person he had ever
shot, and he wasn’t ready to do it again, at least not to someone who didn’t deserve
it.
He said to her, “Listen to me as if your life depends upon it, because it does.
I’m going to let you go. When the police question you, tell them I wore a mask and
you wouldn’t be able to identify me. If you don’t, if you tell them anything about
me, I will find you and kill you. I know where you live. I know who your family is.
I’ll kill them all. Do you fucking understand me?” The part about his knowledge of
her family was a lie, but he thought if she believed him she would probably do as he
demanded.
She nodded her head in the affirmative. He removed the tape that bound her,
and ripped the piece from her mouth. “Don’t do anything for thirty minutes. Then
call the police and tell them what happened. Tell them I was looking for money, and
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that I got mad when there wasn’t any. If you do anything other than what I have just
told you to do, you will be as dead as your friend in the next room is.”
He backed out of the room, picked up the suitcase and took the stairs down
to the street in the same manner as he had on arrival, two at a time. Outside, he
began to tremble uncontrollably. He sat down on the upended luggage. His mouth
was dry and began to fill with saliva. He fought off a rolling wave of nausea, then
stood and grabbed up the bag and scurried down Broad toward the subway station.
When Maizie heard the door below slam, she got up and went across to the
computer room. She took in the disaster at a glance. Ghadir was obviously dead.
The open file drawer told its own story. She went to the receptionist area, locking
the door behind her. Back at her desk she picked up the phone. She hit the speed
dial and waited for an answer. When someone came on the line she said, “Seyed
Mahmood, please. Tell him it is Darya Saleh. I must speak to him at once. It is
urgent.”
Chapter Forty-seven
The side road to the shore at Dead Man’s Reef was short, only a quarter
mile. It was used infrequently by locals who went there to swim and fish. There was
indeed a reef there, but no dead man, at least not yet. Thick on both sides with
Caribbean pine trees and low palmetto brush, it was secluded for the most part from
the nearby highway. Just short of the narrow beach, I pulled the car off onto the
shoulder.
“Let’s get out here, Alfred. It’s just a short walk to the spot.”
We both opened our doors and stepped out onto the soft sand. I said, “We
I took off with Alfred in tow. In a small clearing I stopped and bent over to
retrieve the Glock from its place on my leg. As I withdrew it, I pointed it in his
direction and said, “This is the end of the trail, Alfred Said.”
His face registered puzzlement and then shock. “What is this? What are you
In actuality, in spite of his former protestations to the contrary, he was a soft man,
unused to any rough talk or violent activity. He began to tremble and I said, “Sit
Said slumped to the ground, shaking his head in disbelief. “You’re not
“No, I’m not. And you’re not a simple banker, either.” I took a baggie from
my pocket and unzipped it. I removed the folded sheet of paper it contained. I
He studied the sheet and finally shook his head in the negative. “No, I don’t
“You should, you twisted Muslim son of a bitch. You were instrumental in
the murder of every one of them. They are the people your bomber friend killed at
His voice was shaking as he said, “I don’t know what you are talking about.
“Bullshit, Alfred. I’ve seen absolute proof that you were financing the
operation in Texas. The bomber was careless. He left an envelope from the Banco J.
G. de Honduras in his van when he made his escape. Forensics revealed your
fingerprints on it. We also have photos of you and Seyed Mahmood schmoozing on
He sat silently. I asked, “What’s the matter, Alfred, cat got your tongue?”
He asked, “Who are you? Are you F.B.I.? Are you going to arrest me?”
I answered, “If I were going to arrest you, why would I bring you all the
way to the Bahamas to do it? Just to disappoint you about the sailing trip? Would I
be so cruel? The reason we are here, of course, is because it would be easier to kill
you in the Bahamas than some place in the U.S. If I decide to do that. Maybe yes,
maybe no.”
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That shut him up. He was out of questions because it was becoming obvious
“You sent him thousands of dollars and you don’t even know his fucking
“I’m not. The network is set up so that no one knows anyone else. Yes, I
send money. That is my job. But I don’t know the true identity of the recipients. I
swear it.”
This made some degree of sense to me. I already knew they had a rule to
operate independently.
“The big question is why do you do these things? What makes you do it? Do
you hate America? Do you hate Jews? Are you a Muslim fanatic? Was your
mommy mean to you when you were a kid? What drives you, Alfred? Tell me the
real reason.”
A long silence. Then, almost ashamedly, he said, “At first, it was the power
I had. And yes, to kill Jews. Then it became the money and the prestige. Now, it’s
I nodded to myself. This I understood. This placed him in the same general
category with all my former hits. He was an ordinary, garden variety murderer.
He said, “I can tell you where I send the money. If I do that will you let me
live?”
allow me to get it, I will write down the names and places.”
“Go ahead.” I didn’t tell him that at the same time he was making his list,
Able Kane was getting the same information at the bank. I wanted Alfred’s listing
When he was through, he proffered the small sheet of paper to me. I took it
“Is this list totally accurate? Do you swear on the head of Mohammed?”
“Good. Then you will not die…” He breathed a heavy sigh of relief. I
finished my sentence. “…with a lie on your foul lips, you murderous bastard.” I
shot him between the eyes. He began to fall forward and I pushed him back. He fell
on his side. I fired another round, this one in his ear. I picked up the sheet of paper
with the Houston victims’ names and replaced it in the baggie. I pushed it into his
shirt pocket.
I policed my brass and went back to the rental car. On my way back to the
airport, I said out loud to myself, “Crusader one, Islamic fascist zero.” I hummed a
Chapter Forty-eight
Kane called Don Grant when he got off the subway at the 68th Street station.
“I’ve got a bag full of hot stuff. I got a six month computer history on all the cells
being supplied by the bank, plus active files on who the bastards are. There are
twenty-eight of them. The only thing missing is what they might be planning.”
On his end of the connection Grant made the sign of the cross and mouthed
a silent, “Thank you, Jesus.” He asked, “Was there any trouble? How long before
Kane’s voice rose. “I said I took care of it. Now what do you want me to
do?”
Grant paused before answering. He said, “I’m sorry, Able. That was really
great work, but you need to get a grip. You sound like you’re dancing awfully close
to the edge.”
“Get on the first flight you can and bring that material to me. This may be
Kane asked, “How about the Judge? Have you heard from him yet?”
“Don’t worry about him. He can take care of himself. Just get here as
“Okay. I’ll see you later tonight.” Kane hung up and hailed a cab. He said to
Grant held the phone absentmindedly, then realized he still had not replaced
it in its cradle. After hanging up, he drummed his fingers on his desk, deep in
When the person on the other end of the line answered, he filled him in on
what had transpired. Finally he said, “I’m going to bring in some help to analyze
what we’ve got. Goebbels and his wife are in Toronto, too deeply involved in the
operation up there to get away any time soon. Les Bladen and his crew are only
three days away from dropping the hammer in Los Angeles. I can’t pull them out
now.” He checked his watch. “The Judge should be calling in soon. When he does,
I’m going to divert him to Dallas. This means I’ll have to move Travis up a notch in
the organization. I know that after the meeting in New York, we had decided to
renege on our promise to let Travis see the files, but the situation has changed. I’m
going to have to let him see them. I need help, and I need it fast. After all, three
heads are better than two. And we’ve got to admit, Duncan Travis is smart as hell.”
He listened for a moment, then said, “I understand it’s my ass. I’ll keep you
organization was careening off in a new direction and that he was close to
calendar. He grimaced. He said aloud, “Looks like I’m going to miss another
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days.”
Chapter Forty-nine
“Difficult?”
“No, I’ve had much worse. I got him to give me a list of recipients of the
“That’s good, but Able did extremely well. He has a goldmine of info. He’s
on his way to Dallas as we speak, and I want you to come over as well. Duncan, I
need your help in sifting through what he’s bringing. I’m hoping we’ll be able to
use the intel to bag a bunch of these assholes. As soon as I can, I’m going to turn
our organization in that direction. I’ve already made a reservation for you at the
same Holiday Inn in Richardson where we met before. Kane and I will be there
I agreed to the meeting. “I’ll get there as soon as I can.” I hung up and went
to one of the airport bars. I ordered a scotch and let my mild paranoia kick in. If
whatever their structure calls the leadership. If he is not, then he could be setting me
up. I would be toast, he would be a half million bucks ahead and some other poor
sucker would get recruited. On the other hand, if he is genuinely asking for my
assistance, then I might have a chance to add some really dirty scumbags to my
tally. I’d like that. But I felt like a wary mouse that’s checking out the cheese on a
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little wooden platform. If this sounds like vacillation of the highest order, you’re
right. I know what you’re thinking. How can someone who has done all the things I
have done be so wishy-washy? Well, I’m human, just like you. And I’ve avoided a
I finished my drink and called Bitsy. I filled her in on the event in the
Bahamas and the invitation to the meeting in Dallas. “I’ve decided to go. I’ve also
made up my mind to bail out at the first opportunity. Here’s what I want you to do.
Get out of L.A. as fast as you can. Fly to Panama on the first flight you can book.
Go to the Gamboa Rain Forest Lodge. It’s about twenty miles inland from Balboa,
at the confluence of the canal and the Chagres River. It’s a luxury resort, so you’ll
be comfortable there. It’s not one of those tree house hotels. Wait for me there. I’ll
get there as soon as I can. Check in under your real name. I’m not sure if they check
passports or not. In the meantime I’ll clean out our accounts. I love you. Bitsy.”
Chapter Fifty
Disgrace washed over Seyed Mahmood like the effluent from a backed up
septic tank. He paced back and forth in his office at the Iranian U.N. Mission, trying
de Honduras. When Darya, his inside woman at the bank had called him an hour
ago, his heart had nearly stopped. He had asked, “Where in the hell is Alfred Said?”
“At the very same time we are attacked by… whoever the man was. What a
“I’m guessing CIA. But that’s just a guess. Worse, I tried to call the number
of the man Alfred went with. It’s disconnected. I fear Alfred is in big trouble, if he’s
still alive.”
everything.”
Darya said, “For all the good it’ll do now, I’m going to delete all the
computer files and then get out of here. Before I leave, I will fax to you the latest
contact numbers and e-mail addresses I have for all of our cell leaders, in the event
that your files are not up to date. Good luck with Minister Jarsan.” She
Though Said was never aware she possessed it, she had the combination to
the safe which was hidden behind the Buttersworth painting in the president’s
office. He had been careless about leaving things like that laying about. She opened
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the safe and removed the cash it contained. She quickly estimated the total to be
about three hundred thousand. She knew he had been skimming, but it was unusual
for him to let this much accumulate before moving it out of the bank. She smiled as
domineering Ghodsi. She then removed the Buttersworth painting from its frame.
She used a metal letter opener to remove the tacks holding the artwork to its
stretcher. After rolling the canvas up, she secured it with a couple of rubber bands.
She knew from research that it could bring as much as a quarter million at auction.
She said a quick prayer aloud, “Praise Allah for providing me such a nice severance
package.”
At the Iranian Mission, Mahmood’s secretary knocked on his door and then
entered without waiting to be invited. She laid a fax from the bank on his desk and
waited for instructions. He scribbled a note and handed it to her. “Send this to
She read the message. “Stand down. Cease operations immediately. You
“Please close the door as you leave. Oh, and call Ghodsi Said and tell her
that it appears that her husband may not return from his trip to the Bahamas. It
might be appropriate for her to plan a quick visit to Iran. ” When the secretary left,
he opened his desk drawer and removed a revolver. He sensed the oily sharp
metallic taste of the barrel as he placed it in his mouth. It was the last sensation he
Chapter Fifty-one
When I arrived, Kane and Grant were already hard at work, trying to
Kane stood and shook my hand. “So, how did it go down there, Judge?”
“About the way I expected.” I gave him the details of the job. “And the
capper was that when I forced him to tell me why he was doing what he was doing
he said that in the final analysis, it was for the money. Thousands dead…for the
damned money.” I forced the anger from my voice and asked Kane, “And now, how
He filled me in, omitting nothing. “I suppose I should have taken Maizie out
as well, but to be honest, I didn’t have the stomach for it. I’m convinced Ghadir was
guessing either one of you. I might have done some things a bit differently, but I
wasn’t there, was I? Right now we’ve got a lot to do and maybe not much time in
which to do it. I understand that bringing you in on this alters our agreement to a
large extent. I’m hoping you’ll assist in this investigation. If you do, then as of now
I stared at the table and the mound of files, rubbing the back of my neck
with my hand. I looked Grant squarely in the eyes. At this point it seemed he was
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hand. He took it and I said, “I’m in. Let’s deal the cards.”
cell operation with three things in mind. First, what possible target might exist close
getting the most. And finally, do we have a line on any of the principal actors in the
Bureau files. We are jotting down names that appear in these records. Tomorrow,
I’ll run them through the database at the Bureau. Here’s a stack for you to work
on.”
I said, “Okay, but is it just going to be the three of us? How about calling in
some help?”
Grant leaned back in his chair and clasped his hands behind his head. He
stared at me for a long time before he said, with an almost sheepish shrug, “I’m
afraid our organization is not quite the grandiose group I had hinted that it is.
There’s Les Bladen who really can’t be here, and there are the Goebbels, whom you
met. The Krauts are part-timers and I don’t want them in on this. They’re busy in
Canada anyway. Then there is our financier, and me and Kane. That’s about it.”
I laughed out loud. “Hmm. Some big fucking cabal, Don.” I asked seriously
then, “Which brings up another question. This info is volatile as hell. Why don’t we
turn it over to the Bureau boys and let them pour on the manpower?”
“By the time we got through explaining how we came by all of this, most of
the rats in these files would have slipped down the nearest hole. You can bet your
ass that each of them has been notified that they may have been compromised. And
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anyway, I really don’t want to have to make any explanations to the brass at the
“Yeah, you don’t like the idea of spending time at Leavenworth any more
than I do. And they would get their panties all twisted trying to work it by the book.
I thought Grant’s assessment of the data Kane had procured was on the
mark. It was a treasure trove of information that could possibly set the American
Islamic Jihadists back for months, maybe years. As we worked, we were sharing a
road atlas. I made copious notes as I examined my stack of files. None of them
jumped out at me as being a prime candidate. They either had no obvious targets, or
were practically inactive. After a couple of hours had gone by, I was through with
my first pass.
“Sorry, guys. These are probably real assholes, but it doesn’t look to me as
Grant said, “I may have one here. Let me see that map book for a minute.”
Southport?”
intake of breath as he said, “Oh, my God, it’s about four miles south of a place
designated as the Sunny Point Military Terminal. I’m not sure what that is, but it
“Well, for starters, Said has sent them nearly three hundred thousand dollars
in four months. There are also four photocopies of encrypted messages in the jacket.
I can’t tell who sent them or to whom they went. But apparently someone at the
bank wanted to keep copies. One of them has a handwritten note on the bottom. It
Grant said, “Okay, then these messages may be in a book code using Up
“First thing in the morning, we’ll hit the book stores and find the right
edition. In the meantime, let’s see what we can find on the internet about the Sunny
Thirty seconds later Grant’s laptop had the story. He said, “Let me read it to
you. The Sunny Point facility is on a 16,000-acre, Army-owned site. The facility is
the key ammunition shipping point on the Atlantic Coast for the Department of
Defense. The Sunny Point installation, located along N.C. Highway 133, was built
with a large undeveloped buffer zone and huge sand berms for safety. It’s the
largest ammunition port in the nation, and the Army's primary east coast deep-
water port. Military Ocean Terminal (MOT), Sunny Point, North Carolina, is the
cargo. Sunny Point is the military ocean terminal in North Carolina where
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munitions are brought in by truck or train and loaded aboard ships bound for
Europe.
Kane said, “That’s it. But wouldn’t it take a small army to storm that
place?”
I said, “It would appear so. But maybe they have exactly that - - a small
army.”
We each sat quietly, waiting for a brainstorm to hit. It didn’t. Finally, Grant
said, “I’m going to call the pentagon and tell them we’ve picked up some chatter
that indicates there might be an attack at Sunny Point. I’ll recommend they go on
alert status. If they want details, I’ll tell them I’ll have to get back to them. They are
used to a certain degree of obfuscation by Bureau people. In the meantime, let’s get
some shuteye.”
I nodded in agreement. I said to Kane, “In the a.m., I’ll hit Barnes and
Kane looked at Grant. “Can I put the book on my expense account?” Before
Don could jump down his throat, Able laughed quite loudly. So did I. Then so did
Grant. We hooted until tears came to our eyes. I remembered the last time I had
laughed like that. It was somewhere in the la Drang Valley. My squad was laughing
Chapter Fifty-two
On board Cash Flow, Kahlil listened as Karim twice read aloud the e-mail
from Mahmood. His leader ranted loudly, “What in the hell were those fools doing?
T-Day is only three days off. And what does it mean, ‘You have been
“No, I don’t think so. I say they can go to hell. If they are so chicken hearted
that they would fold their tents at the slightest setback, then I say fuck them.”
Kahlil said, “With all due respect, Boss, that doesn’t make sense. It would
be better to find out what’s going on. If it’s really bad news, we can live to fight
again. If it’s bullshit as you think, then we can move forward. Give Mahmood a
call.”
open his cell phone and hit the speed dial for the Iranian Mission. “Seyed
Mahmood, please.”
“I’m sorry, but Mr. Mahmood can not come to the phone.”
Karim’s voice became angry. “God damn it, I want to speak to Mahmood
“One moment.” A few seconds later, a man came on the line. “Is this Karim
al-Hadji?”
The man at the Mission asked, “Did you get his message?”
“Yes”
Karim put his hands along side his temples and smoothed his hair back.
“Mahmood has committed suicide. I would interpret that as really bad news. Very
bad indeed.”
Karim asked, “Bug out? That is an idiom I am unfamiliar with. What does it
“I realize we are flying in the blind, Kahlil. We don’t know who knows
what. But we are so close to a big success. Can’t you taste it in your mouth, the
sweetness of it, the glory of it? I don’t believe the Americans can get a force
together in time to disrupt the attack. Here’s what I think we should do. I’m going
to contact the Ocean Star. She should be three days south of here. If she has not
been diverted from picking us up, I’m going to proceed.” He cast a stern look at
“Yes, Boss, against all the better judgment I can muster, yes. I’m with you.
And by the way, what shall we tell the men? Do you think we can trust them to stay
“They came here thinking they might achieve martyrdom. This doesn’t
change that. They still might be screwing virgins before Thursday’s sunset.
“Okay, you’re the boss, Boss. One thing for sure, you had better get our
small army to use their prayer mats as much as possible. I know I’m going to wear
Chapter Fifty-three
Barnes and Noble. The checkout clerk commented that I must be a real fan of
On the way out to my rental car, I called Grant who in turn alerted Kane.
My next stop was my bank. I talked with Walter Gottfried, the man I had dealt with
there for the last ten years. The first thing I asked him to check on was the half
million deposit from Grant’s group. That amount had been deposited overnight
certificates of deposit to cash. I gave him the routing instructions to the bank in the
Caymans. He promised to clean out the accounts before the day was over. He was
the consummate banker and even though he must have been eaten up with curiosity,
he didn’t ask any questions. And I didn’t offer any explanation. By nightfall, a tad
deciphered enough to realize that something damned bad was about to take place in
I had ordered coffee from room service. As I poured for the three of us,
Grant slapped closed his copy of the book and said, “I think that Sunny Point is a
something on Bald head Island. I don’t have a clue as to why they picked that place.
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I’ve never even heard of it. On the map it’s just across the Cape Fear River from
Grant Googled Bald Head Island and a wealth of information came over the
ether. Grant read, “On Thanksgiving Day, Bald Head Island will play host to
several thousand visitors at the the First Annual Bald Head Island Fish Fry
Festival.”
I couldn’t help grinning as I shook my head. “Able, I had a pal with a sense
of humor like yours when I was in the army. Off the wall about half the time.”
“Nothing. He’s still there. We never found enough of him to ship home.”
“No moral. Just a comment. I always thought that Jack let his good nature
distract him at times when the circumstances were deadly serious. I wouldn’t want
you to change, except that you might be a bit more focused, at least when my
“Good advice, I guess. Not much different from the guidance I used to get
from my mom. Now, you be serious, boy, you hear me? I’m working on not being a
“Your mom is the best friend you will ever have, Buddy. It would be a hell
of a good idea if you concentrate on what she told you. And I mean, really think
Kane contemplated his folded hands. He was indeed thinking hard about it.
I knew I had probably come across as slightly chicken shit and domineering,
Grant dragged us back to the subject at hand when he said, “I think you two
ought to go there, and the quicker, the better. I’ll get you into the Wilmington
miles from Southport. I’ll put you aboard with Air Marshal’s credentials. You’ll be
able to carry a small arsenal on board without any hassle. But this is strictly
In spite of the old military maxim that I had always lived by in ‘Nam, never
to volunteer for anything, I raised my hand, as did Kane. He glanced at me and said,
Our meeting was interrupted by the telephone. Grant answered. His usually
serious face took on the hint of a smile. When he hung up he said, “That was a
friend. He just got word that Seyed Mahmood has eaten his gun. You guys have
I observed, “My, my, isn’t that too damned bad. Since the Koran forbids
suicide which does not lead to martyrdom, it is fair to assume that Seyed Mahmood
missed the boat to paradise when he pulled the trigger. And now pity his personal
allotment of the virgin population in the after life who must forever get by with no
Mahmood lovin’. For their sake, let’s hope they’re all lesbians.”
Kane said through his laughter, “Judge, now who’s being funny?”
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Grant said, single mindedly as usual, “Yeah, good one, Judge, but I’ve got
one last thing. At the airport, I’m going to give each of you a pair of binoculars and
confiscated MAC10 .45 caliber submachine guns with three loaded 32-round
magazines. I don’t know what the terrorists will be packing, but it can’t be any
better than what you will have. And remember, no warning shots. If you find them,
Chapter Fifty-four
The Ocean Star was a rusty tub of a freighter of Panamanian registry. She
was owned by World Shipping, a Saudi firm. On her present course she would be
close by Frying Pan Shoals on Thanksgiving Day. Her cargo was edible oils and
cereal grains from Argentina. Her ultimate destination was the Iranian port of
Bandar-e ‘Abbas on the Strait of Hormuz, midway between Pakistan and Kuwait.
This was not Captain Abdul Rashid’s favorite port of call. The harbor was
ill sheltered and quite shallow. When he had to go there it was usually necessary to
offload his cargo onto barges some kilometers out. However, his orders were to go
there this time because of certain passengers who had been ordered to debark there.
He was operating under a directive from the Institute for Political and
International Studies in Tehran. He knew quite well who those people were and he
was not about to argue with an order from them. His current problem was trying to
explain to his First Mate why they were proceeding at only three knots when they
normally cruised at eleven. Regular speed would put them past the proposed pickup
point in one day instead of two. And if he got there early and had to heave to, it
He had nearly thirty years of sea duty, long enough to be attuned to any
sound from the hull that might be a harbinger of trouble. He noticed an almost
imperceptible shudder as the ship pushed through the Atlantic swells, which was
not normal for the Ocean Star. It could be caused by any number of things, but his
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years of experience led him to believe one of the screw’s shafts had twisted slightly
out of alignment. If that were the case, it would be a risky and very slow Atlantic
crossing unless they put into Norfolk for repairs. That could be real trouble if the
men he was going to take aboard didn’t like it. Well, he thought, I’ll fuck that camel
Jorash, his steward, brought him his morning coffee and a radiogram. The
coffee was good, but the message was sour. Proceeding as scheduled. Pickup at 78º
Captain Rashid frowned. He said to Jorash, “Get off a reply to the sender,
confirming that we will be there on the 25th. And tell him they better be on time,
Chapter Fifty-five
Nothing occurred that would call for the services of two intrepid Air Marshals.
We rented a car at the airport and headed south. It was unusually warm and
muggy for late November. We passed field after field of stripped cotton plants, the
occasional missed white boll standing starkly against the brown landscape. As I
drove, Kane said, “I assume you have some sort of a plan for us. How about sharing
“Sure. What’s your idea? It couldn’t be worse than the one I’ve been
“I would like to know what we’re up against before we charge in, guns
blazing. We don’t know where these guys sleep at night, unless it’s at the business
“Great minds in sync. That’s pretty much what I’ve been thinking. I’m not
really good at breaking and entering. Have you had any experience in that area?
He laughed. “Are you kidding, Judge? That’s how I got my juvenile record.
“If you were caught in a B&E. you couldn’t have been too great.”
“I got better. Practice makes perfect. You ought to know that, Judge.”
He had a point.
“Okay. No rap.”
“Same difference.”
“Judge, there’s a lot you still don’t know about me. Why would you think I
like rap”?
“Sure it is. So you’ll know, I think rap isn’t music. It’s noise, and damned
bad noise at that. Duke Ellington made great music, So did the Beatles and Mozart
and Cole Porter and Gershwin. The point is, don’t misjudge me. Now, or when the
“I won’t … pal.”
He tuned in a rap station and we both laughed like hell. He settled on oldies
In Southport, we checked into the Hampton Inn. The clerk gave us a city
map. The hotel’s location was about three miles from our target. We decided to rest
until two in the morning and then move in and check it out.
At two, Kane shook me awake. He said, “I couldn’t sleep. Don’t you ever
“Not a baby, Able. Like a man with a clear conscience. And yes, I worry all
the time. Doesn’t do a hell of a lot of good, but I enjoy anxiety so much I can’t give
I put the MAC10’s into a small bag and carried it out to the car. A heavy
dew had soaked the sedan. Kane went back inside the hotel lobby and got the night
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clerk to give him a handful of paper towels. When he returned, he wiped off the
windows and the outside rearview mirrors. While he was getting that chore done, I
took out my Swiss pocket knife and dismantled all the interior lights in the Chevy.
There’s nothing more embarrassing than sitting in a spotlight when you are trying to
Kane took the wheel. The drive didn’t take long. All-Sports Distribution was
located in an old mixed use neighborhood near the river, with small warehouses
butting up against rundown apartments and a plethora of frame shacks. The only
large structure in the area was a municipal clinic, three blocks away.
A single light on an old crooked neck holder hung above the pedestrian door
at All-Sports. We parked out of the glow of the cone shaped lamp and examined the
building carefully. Fog was swirling through the light, creating an eerie atmosphere
Kane said, “I’ll slip around back and see if there is any other way into the
place besides the front door. Honk the horn if you see trouble, or if you love Jesus.”
He grabbed his weapon and took off down the near side of the building. I
lost him in the pea soup until three minutes later when he appeared from the right
side of the structure. He moved close to the door and reached into his pocket. He
came out with a handful of large pieces of gravel. He swung his arm back and threw
the stones underhanded at the light. There was a small sputtery flash when it went
out like…well, like a light. I could barely make out his form as he beckoned me to
come on.
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I picked up my weapon and joined him outside the pedestrian door. He used
his small pocket flashlight to examine the entrance, shining it between the door and
the jamb all the way around. He clicked off the flash and said in a whisper, “This
place is wired. I don’t believe we can get in without setting off an alarm. One of
three things will probably happen then. A loud alarm may sound. Or a silent alarm
might summon the police. I doubt that will happen because surely these guys don’t
want the cops here under any circumstances. The last possibility and the most
probable is that it will set off an alarm where those assholes are sleeping. If that’s
the case, we’ll have to be in and out of there in one bigass hurry. Or in the
alternative, try and shoot it out with them in the dark. I don’t think that’s a good
idea.”
Kane proved his pedigree as a B&E man was genuine. He fished out a steel
jackknife with an assortment of wires, half-keys and lock-picking tools. There were
two locks, one in the knob and a dead bolt just above that. In less than a minute of
jiggling, the door swung open. I could see a small electronic box with a blinking red
Kane said, “Don’t worry about that. It’s already done its work.”
We entered and moved the beams of our lights around the room. The only
things in there were six electric-powered four-wheelers, all plugged into chargers,
and three empty wooden crates. The ATV’s appeared to be new, with bright yellow
paint. On the front of each was a steel box which did not seem to be part of the
original. Welded into place, the attached section had scorched and discolored the
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paint job where it attached to the body. A hinged lid topped each cube. I lifted one
and shone my beam inside. There was a Tek-9 machine pistol and a large number of
magazines. Moving to the next machine I repeated the process with the same
results. Kane was working from the other end of the line, performing the same
maneuver,
I looked over at him and said, “They have enough fire power to kill half the
town. But no explosives. Forget about Sunny Point. They would need a mortar or
satchel charges or even a bazooka to blow up an ammo dump. These ATV’s are
Able said quickly, “Let’s grab the guns and get the hell out of here.”
“No, that would only tip them off that we’re wise to them. They probably
have more where they’re staying, and if they don’t, they’ll be able to get
replacements overnight from the same place these came from. Let’s high tail it back
Kane said, “I think you’re wrong about the guns, but we don’t have time to
We exited. Kane shut the door and said, “Hold your light on the locks. I’m
going to pick them back into a locked position. They might think the alarm
malfunctioned.”
“Alright, but for God’s sake, hurry.” He clicked, clicked, clicked until the
We barely made it back to the Chevy before a van pulled into the far end of
the street. It slow-dragged past the warehouse, then drove past us. We had crouched
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down to avoid being seen. The truck went a few feet farther, then did a u-turn and
drove back to the building. A figure in dark clothing got out of the van and went to
the pedestrian door. I could see him looking up at the lamp before he took out his
keys and unlocked the door. He went inside and in a few seconds a shaft of light
from the open portal cut its way through the mist.
My nerves were fraying by the minute. It had been years since I had felt real
dread that was enveloping me. The man in the warehouse was a terrorist who didn’t
give a shit whether he lived or died. He would murder me and Kane and laugh
while he was doing it. And then it hit me. He was no worse than the enemy I had
faced in combat. The feeling that had me in its clutches was the same as that I had
experienced when I was a short-timer in ‘Nam. The closer I had gotten to rotation
day, the more I had feared facing the enemy. Back then, being within walking
distance of the truck that would take me to Da Nang and the blessed plane that
would carry me from evil made my deliverance all the more precious to me. And
this was the same. If I survived this, I would be going home, figuratively and
literally. Well, I thought, by God, I will stay alive and I will see Bitsy again.
Our subject didn’t remain in the warehouse long. I had him sighted in my
I leaned forward as if that would bring his face closer to me. I didn’t need
I said under my breath, “Well, I’ll be a son of a bitch. I know who that
“I’ve studied that scumbag’s picture a hundred times. I’m positive. It’s
him.”
Kane exclaimed, “Then we’ve hit the fucking jackpot. Let’s pop his ass
right now. So what if we don’t get the other ones. They’re small fish anyway. This
My mouth was about to agree, but before the words came out, Karim al-
Hadji said something unintelligible. The back door of the van popped open and five
I said, “The gang’s all here. Able, old pal, it looks as though this will be
Chapter Fifty-six
Karim slammed the door as Mohsen, the last man, entered. The leader lifted
his hand and said, “There is bad news. The reason I rousted you out of your
comfortable beds is because I believe someone may have discovered what the
mission is. I don’t have any idea who they are or what they plan to do to try and
stop us. I am afraid we may have lost the element of surprise, which is almost
a minor alteration. We must disperse tonight, with our vehicles. Try to find a place
another.”
Karim held up a badge which he wore around his neck on a plastic cord.
“This is my identification for the Bald Head Island Marina. On it is the name of the
boat docked there on which we will escape after we have completed the operation.
It is called Cash Flow. When we have completed our mission and are all aboard I
will pilot the yacht to a rendezvous with the Ocean Star freighter off the coast at 5
p.m. the day after tomorrow, Allah willing. Tomorrow during the day make your
way to the Bald Head Island ferry boat and make the crossing. Park your vehicles in
designated parking at the marina and come aboard Cash Flow. We will sleep aboard
her tomorrow night and then prepare ourselves for the attack. Do all of you
understand?”
Mohsen Sadoughi lifted his hand. “Yeah, I got it. I’m ready to kill those
Kahlil smiled grimly. “Four hundred will do.” He pulled a sheaf of papers
from his pocket. “There are two maps for each of you. One is of this town. The
other is of the island. The Bald Head map shows you where to go to get to the
Kane reached across the seat and grasped my shoulder. “Judge, you’ve got a
I answered, “Able, thanks for your concern, but I’m damn sure ready. It
looks like we’re outnumbered six to two. We’ll have to surprise the shit out of them
when they come out. We’re on a slight downhill grade here. Put the car in neutral
and let it roll down until we’re directly across from the warehouse. And let go of
my arm. I’m already married.” The Chevrolet moved infinitesimally at first and
then gathered a little momentum. Fifteen seconds later Kane braked to a stop.
Each of the men opened the weapons box on his vehicle and stored the maps
inside. Karim said, “One final thing. If you feel that Allah has not blessed you today
and you want to go home, tell me now. When we leave this building it will be too
late.”
His eyes went from man to man. Pausing when he came to Melurnoosh, they
stopped. The man was visibly shaking. His mouth was open with unspoken words.
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something?”
shake his head and then blurted out, “Please forgive me, Karim al-Hadji. I have not
The other men were stunned. Melurnoosh’s cousin, Sepehr, turned to him
and slapped him hard across the face. He screamed at him, “You cowardly dog, you
are shaming our family. God damn it, you have no honor.”
Karim was outraged. He said, “Melurnoosh, you son of a bitch. This whole
fucking operation is in danger of blowing up in our faces and you pull this craven
bullshit on me.”
His fists were clenched and he breathed hard. If this operation imploded,
Karim al-Hadji was very unlikely to return to Iran to a hero’s welcome. There
yourself to be unworthy. I’m sorry.” He aimed the gun at the shaking man. Sepehr
held up his palm. “It’s a matter of family honor, Karim al-Hadji. Give me the
pistol.”
Melurnoosh began to blubber and fell to his knees. “I was wrong. I can do it
after all. Please don’t…” The bullet through his brain put an end to his plea. The
body slumped sideways, his bloody head coming to rest on his cousin’s foot.
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We could hear the shot. Kane exclaimed, “What the hell was that?”
I said, “Let’s get out and get ready.” I opened my car door and got out,
taking a position behind the hood at the front of the Chevrolet. Kane took a similar
position behind the trunk. I heard him retract the cocking lever on his MAC10. I
repeated the action. I muttered, “Ready on the right.” Able said, “Ready on the left.
Karim addressed the men. “Allah is with us in our fight against the crusader
infidels. Americans will continue to attack the holy people if the infidels are not
brought to their knees. Americans are weak and will beg us to leave them alone if
we are successful here. They have thought that only their great cities would be
assaulted. They had no dream of peaceful villages being destroyed. We will bring
fear to every American. They will beg their president to leave our lands. We, this
small band of freedom fighters, will drown the ambitions of the great Satan in his
Each of the Muslims responded with their own shout of, “Allah akbar,”
steady it. In my head, staccato echoes of V.C. rifle fire cascaded down a mountain
of memories from across the years and sent a shiver down my spine. I said, “Sounds
Kane laughed, “This is North Carolina. That’s the Iranian version of the
rebel yell.”
“Get ready, pal. That door is going to open any minute now.”
Karim ordered, “Get on your ATV’s, you warriors. When I open the door,
The leader pulled the chain and the door began to clank open. Light spread
like a carpet unrolling across the driveway. When the bottom of the aluminum door
was high enough for the Gorillas to pass unimpeded, the first one moved out.
“Keep your head down, Able. Here we go!” I fired the MAC10 on full
automatic, sweeping from right to left. Kane opened up on the left side, working
toward the middle. The first man I killed was black, a hulking, fearsome looking
soldier of Allah with a black, long-tailed do rag on his head. One of my rounds
went through his neck and severed his spine, bringing him into a limp pile of rage
on the floor.
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Standing with the door chain in his hand, Karim saw his entire army
slaughtered in an instant. Salmak was on the concrete, his arm raised futilely for
help, words frozen in bloody bubbles frothing from his mouth. Sepehr lay
backwards across the rear of his Gorilla as it slowly rolled out into the night.
Mohsen, his Nubian knight, was stone cold dead, as was Ghalandar. And Number
Two, the eager-to-please assistant, shot through the back, was slumped over the
open box on his Gorilla, where he had tried to retrieve his weapon. Karim shook his
head fiercely and leapt to the wall by the pedestrian door, where he killed the light
switch. He opened the single portal and peered into the foggy darkness. He could
barely make out the shape of an automobile directly across the street.
I whispered, “There’s at least one left, the guy who doused the light. He
isn’t going to try and make a break for it on one of the ATV’s, but he will try to get
Kane said, “I’m going to shoot out the tires.” As he stood to get a good shot,
the terrorist dashed out of the door, firing wildly with his pistol. All the bad luck
Able Kane had avoided in his life caught up to him in that instant. A bullet from the
Muslim’s gun caught him squarely in the chest. Kane dropped his Mac10. “Jesus
Karim ran in a low crouch to the far side of the van and yanked open the
door. He threw himself across into the driver’s seat. He jammed in the key and
turned it. The engine roared to life and he threw the shift lever into reverse, backing
wildly into the street. He crammed it into drive and disappeared into the fog. He
could hear bullets slamming into the rear of the vehicle before he turned the corner
I fired at the fleeing van until the MAC10’s magazine was empty, then ran
breath.
I learned long ago that enemies are a dime a dozen, but buddies are precious
assets. “I’ll get him later. Count on it. But right now we’re on the way to the
hospital.” I lifted him underneath his armpits and dragged him to the car. I opened
the rear door and pushed him across the rear seat. He wasn’t much help and I was
exhausted from the effort and the adrenalin rush I had just experienced. I pushed his
feet into the car far enough to close the door. Jumping behind the wheel, I started
the engine and gunned it. As my tires screeched, I could hear the wail of police
sirens coming nearer. In seconds we were shrouded from view by the fog. Three
minutes later, I was inside the Southport Municipal Clinic, shouting at the nurse on
duty to come to the car and help me get Kane. A young doctor looked up from the
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magazine he was reading and leapt to his feet. The three of us rushed to the car and
that went sour. The perp got the drop on us and shot Able.”
The doctor shouted at a clerk seated at a desk in the corner of the emergency
area. “Call Dr. Slovenik. We need him stat!” Then the two medical people went to
work. The Doc said something about severe thoracic trauma as they ripped Kane’s
shirt open. I didn’t like the look on the medic’s face. I had seen that grimace before
when I carried my platoon leader to a M.A.S.H. unit near Pleiku. Lt. Legler didn’t
Ten minutes later a heavyset man in a running suit burst through the doors
and went immediately to the screened off portion of the room where Able was. At
the same time, the young doctor came out, peeling bloody latex gloves off. He
shook his head. He looked at me and raised his arms chest high, palms up, and
Chapter Fifty-seven
Karim al-Hadji pounded the steering wheel of the van in frustration at the
horrible ending to his mission. His actions would make it appear that he was a fool,
and an insubordinate one at that. He should have obeyed the directive from
Mahmood and sent everyone packing. But there had been a chance, albeit a slim
one, that he could have still pulled off stabbing the heart of Middle America. And if
he had succeeded, he would have been able to bask in a brand of glory that would
have brought him to the forefront of the Jihad, not only in Iran, but in the entire
Islamic world.
And now, it was all camel dung. Tomorrow, he would salvage what he
could of the shambles his life had become. He had already closed out the All-Sports
Distribution bank account. There had been a little over forty thousand left. He had
taken the money as a cashier’s check. He decided to head south to Florida and
unload the Carver. He estimated he could get close to two hundred thousand in a
quick sale. With approximately a quarter million dollars he could disappear into the
backwoods of the United States and live comfortably. Perhaps he would buy a small
business.
What he did not want to recognize was the incredible fear that had grabbed
him by the throat during the attack. It had shaken him, it had turned his legs to
gelatin, bringing him to the edge of collapse. And it was still there, sitting like a
his failure or due to the death of his comrades, but because he had finally had to
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face the test of a warrior and he had not made the grade. When he wanted to shoot
Melurnoosh it had been because he saw himself. And when the enemy had opened
fire at the warehouse, he had stayed away from the doorway. He had not defended
his men. Always before, he had been in control. What in the past had looked like
bravery had always been masterful subterfuge, brazen effrontery. But when he at
last had to face an armed enemy, he cowered like a child. Only he had known that
any bravado he had shown in the past had been there because he had never stared
He saw an all night restaurant where he occasionally ate breakfast, its neon
red glow shining through the fog. He pulled into the driveway and found a parking
spot in the back, away from the street. The Café was three blocks away from the
ferry slip. He would walk there when the sun came up. He went inside and ordered
Chapter Fifty-eight
I wasn’t sure what my next move should be, but I knew I had to call Grant
As I waited for him to come on the line, I tried to find the same sensation of
elation fighting against gloom that I had always felt after action in Vietnam. It
wasn’t there this time. Instead, I was experiencing a great weariness. When Grant
picked up I said, “Don, this is Duncan. We found the bastards and killed them all
except for the ringleader. He got away. I’ll send you an e-mail with all the details,
but right now I’m worn to the bone. It was rough, Don.” My voice cracked as I
continued. “And worse, Kane bought the farm. His body will be at the Brunswick
County morgue. I told them he was an Air Marshal. I’d like someone to pick him up
“Oh, damn it. He was…he was a hell of a guy. Yeah, sure, I’ll take care of
it.”
“And Don, the one that got away, he’s the son of a bitch you identified in
the Houston bombing as Karim al-Hadji. I got a good look at him just before the
“Well, I’ll be Goddamned. Do you have any idea where he is now, any clue
at all?”
“Just a hunch. I believe he and his fellow Jihadists assholes were going to
launch their terrorist attack at a festival on Bald Head Island. The hotel guy said it’s
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a big deal. He’s booked solid for the next three days. He may be headed there. Have
you been able to develop any intel on your end that might help me?”
“Three weeks ago, Alfred Said sent a check for $270,000 to a company in
You find the boat, and maybe you find him. But listen to me, Judge. If you do
locate his ass, don’t try to get him by yourself. He’s too hot. Call me. In the
meantime, I’m sending Les Bladen to back you up. Do you understand me?”
I hesitated, perhaps too long. He said again, “This is as direct as I can be,
Duncan. Do not, repeat, do not go it alone. If you do and we miss him, it’s going to
be hell to pay.”
I said, with as much restraint as I could muster, “Hell to pay for whom? I’m
already in shit up to my eyeballs. So get off your fucking high horse, Grant. I’ve
been around the block too many times for this kind of bullshit. Let me fill you in.
When Able was lying on the pavement where he was shot and al-Hadji was roaring
off in his van, Able said to me, ‘Leave me. Get his ass.’ Well, I Goddam well
didn’t. I stayed with my man. And now I’m going to do what he wanted me to. I’m
I didn’t wait for any more crap from Grant. I broke the connection and
walked over to the clerk in the E.R. “His name is Able Kane. Send him to the
And then the disillusionment that I knew would inevitably come hit me. I
was tired of the killing, of the war, of monsters who murdered women and children
for some horrid and nebulous thing they called the will of Allah. Centuries of
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conflict and still no end in sight. Well, I thought, I have one final personal
Chapter Fifty-nine
Karim checked the clock above the cashier’s stand. It said 5:40 a.m. He paid
the waitress and left the diner. Back at the van he reached under the seat where he
had stashed his pistol. He tucked it into the rear of the waistband of his trousers,
under his jacket. Patting his wallet to make sure it was still there, he slammed shut
The first ferry departure time was 6:00 a.m. Karim bought a ticket and
boarded the vessel. It was a trim craft with a white superstructure and blue hull. The
steel deck was still slippery with the remnants of the night’s fog. He noted that the
name of the boat was Adventure. The ferry was crowded, mostly with people who
worked on the island. He took a standing position by the taffrail on the stern. A man
next to him asked, “Is this your first visit to Bald Head?”
Karim answered, “No. I keep my boat there. I’m going to take her out today.
The man said, “Good luck. I’m not much of a fisherman. I prefer hunting,
actually.”
Karim said, “Thank you, but I’m sure luck will be on my side today.” He
moved away toward the bow to avoid further conversation. Halfway across the
Cape Fear River, the last wisps of fog lifted and the red dawn broke across the
water. The island had never looked as good to him as it did then. An hour from now
he would be cutting through the offshore swells, a free man. A sense of euphoria
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came over him and he said to himself, Allah, if I knew for sure you were real, I
Chapter Sixty
but I knew who he was and he, of course, had not a clue as to my identity. He took a
place near the stern and leaned on the rail. I pushed my way through the crowd of
early riders and stood next to him. I struck up a friendly conversation. He told me
he was going to go fishing. So was I, though I didn’t tell him that. He needed a
shave, and I noticed some flecks of reddish brown on the sleeve of his khaki jacket.
I assumed they were blood spatters from the soldier who had been closest to him
During our brief dialogue he mentioned that he was going to his boat, which
he kept in the Bald Head Island Marina. That closed another loop for me.
Even though I still had the element of surprise on my side, he was a smart, devious,
vicious son of a bitch. When I made my move, the slightest glitch could reverse
those odds in an instant and Bitsy would be a widow for the second time.
As the ferry boat entered the marina basin I looked over the yachts docked
there. There were a half dozen that looked as though they would be in the correct
price range to qualify as the boat Karim had purchased. I decided to casually stroll
in the same direction he would take when we debarked. From here on in I would be
winging it, a course of action I hated. One thing for sure, I couldn’t pop him out in
the open. That would leave me no exit, unless I wanted to swim back to the
The marina was completely full, every slip taken. This came as no surprise
as I guessed that most were there for the festival. Boaters are usually early risers.
When a sailor moves his boat from one port to another, he almost always opts for
daytime. This is especially true of coastal sailors who like to spend the night in a
Waterway is fraught with peril for any but the most experienced mariners, so
getting up at first light becomes a habit. As I walked along, I saw several boaters
enjoying their morning cup of java on board. One trawler captain was regaling
visitors with sea stories, and getting plenty of laughs. As I passed his vessel, I
noticed he had a large seashell hanging from a leather thong around his neck. He
waved in my direction and then put the shell to his ear and began carrying on a
conversation. After a moment he said, “Hello. Hello. You’re breaking up.” He let
the shell fall to his chest and said, “These damn shell phones. You can never depend
on them.” Laughing uproariously at his own joke he sat down. I grinned and went
on by, thinking how bizarre my life had become that I was laughing at jokes on my
Karim turned from the land onto dock ‘C’, where the boats were tied up
alongside in a row and not in slips. Where I stood, there was a low concrete wall,
painted with alternating blue and white stripes. I took a seat on top of it and
watched my quarry make his way to the last craft on the floating dock. It looked
like a Carver, somewhere between forty and fifty feet in length. He swung himself
aboard and went into the pilot house. I heard the diesels rumble to life. It seemed al-
Hadji wasn’t going to waste any time in clearing out. I began to work my way
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slowly toward his boat. A morning breeze began to ripple the surface of the basin,
and causing the red, white and blue flag on the stern of Karim’s boat to move in
gentle waves. He exited the cabin and stepped over the side to the dock, where he
unplugged the shore power cable and began to coil it over his arm. I took advantage
where he was working. I slipped the Glock out of my waistband and held it down at
myself.”
I smiled my most friendly grin, and then pointed the pistol at him.
He stood immobile, thinking desperately, I’m sure, about how this could be
“Yes, it would seem that I am. And you’re the son of a bitch that murdered
dozens of my friends in Houston. You should have quit while you were ahead, you
We both moved to the end of the Carver where the open deck offered easy
I followed him as he hopped from the dock to the boat. “Go into the cabin.”
As he began to crouch, he clutched the small of his back. “My muscles are
from behind him. In one fluid move he pointed it directly at me and pulled the
trigger. I have heard that when your number is up, everything slows down and your
sensory perceptions, hearing and sight, are magnified tremendously. I saw his finger
squeezing and it was obvious he would complete the action before I could raise my
Glock and shoot him. A smarmy grin spread across his face. He had the drop on me
and was reveling in it. Doc Holliday probably had that same look when he shot the
hell out of the Clanton gang at the O.K. Corral. My jaw clenched and my ass
puckered as I waited for the round to hit me. Some people find it hard to believe
that it is possible to actually see a bullet flying through the air. I’m not talking about
tracers, but regular, ordinary rounds. I saw them more than once flying out of the
elephant grass in ‘Nam. It might have been because of the way the sun glinted on
the copper jacket. I don’t know. I couldn’t dodge them, but I saw them. I expected
to see a slug fly out of the barrel of Karim’s weapon, on its way to my chest. But I
didn’t. Surreally, there wasn’t a bang from Karim’s weapon. Instead, it gave a loud
He looked at the pistol and shook his head. The dumb son of a bitch had
I said, “Allah is fucking you over, Karim. Now, drop the weapon and lie
down.”
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He obeyed and the gun clattered to the teak deck. When he was flat on his
stomach, I moved around him, feeling for a second weapon. He was clean. I said,
He did as I directed. “Where do you keep the duct tape?” Every boater in the
known universe has duct tape. He pointed to a large drawer under the couch. I
“Put your hands behind your head and swing the chair around so that you
are facing the station.” When he was in position, I got behind him and instructed
him to put his hands in his pockets. I looped a long piece of tape around his torso
I know what you must be thinking. I would be nothing without duct tape.
I went back on the dock and picked up the shore power cord and threw it on
the aft deck. Next, I slipped the dock lines around the stanchions on the dock and
tied them off on the boat, fore and aft. Back on board, I put the shift lever in reverse
and let it idle, causing the craft to tug gently on the lines. I untied the stern line and
pulled it aboard and walked forward to release the bow line. As it came free, I
brought it in and ran the few steps to the wheel house as the Carver began to move
backwards into the exit channel in the marina basin. I ran up the RPM’s on the
starboard screw which turned the boat toward the channel that led to the Cape Fear
River.
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I said over my shoulder to my passenger, “We’re outa here. Ah, a life on the
Chapter Sixty-one
As we entered the Atlantic and passed the last green buoy I used the Global
Charleston, South Carolina, as the destination. I synchronized the engines and set
the speed at twenty knots, and then let the autopilot follow the GPS to the target.
I scanned the horizon and found it clear. The sea had two foot swells, no
whitecaps, which would make for a smooth voyage. I went to the bookshelf above
the nav station and saw a copy of Up Country. I also noticed several books on
seamanship, including Chapman Piloting and Seamanship, the bible for most
mariners. Also there, nestled in the middle of the row was the volume I was looking
for, a copy of the Koran, the bible for most terrorists. I pulled it down and sat on the
couch opposite Karim. It contained a side by side printing of the holy words, with
Arabic on the left of each page and English on the right. I riffled through the leaves,
pausing to read occasional passages. I carried the book over to Karim and showed it
to him. I wanted to ask him some questions and hear if he had any replies, so I
ripped off the tape covering his mouth. He winced as a good portion of the hair on
I said, “This is the Koran. Perhaps you can help me, al-Hadji. Can you tell
me where to look for the part that says it is alright to murder little children with
He sat silently. “And where might I look to find the part that indicates it is
okay to take innocent people hostage and cut off their heads. I can’t seem to find
He didn’t open his mouth. It was not stoicism that kept him quiet. He was
I threw the Koran in his lap. “The truth is that a handful of fanatical
monsters like you have decided that doing those things will lead to your assuming
greater power. It is really not for Allah, but for lust. The hunger for supremacy that
has overwhelmed decency and morality. And it is assholes like you who prate about
glorifying Allah when it is your own God damned self you are serving.”
I smiled. “That depends. Can you tell me the truth? Can you really say why
He responded, “I can…yes, I can tell the truth about everything I did. The
cause is bullshit, as you have said. I did it for myself, for the glory I thought might
I said, “Karim al-Hadji, I am taking into account your confession and your
plea for clemency. My ruling is that I will accept the first and deny the second. May
your soul burn for eternity and a day in the front row seat in hell you have so richly
earned.”
I pointed the Glock at his chest and fired. He screamed. The next round was
warehouse were dead because of me, so I can’t give you an accurate final number
am probably ending up with about twenty-five, including Said. All that was left
I went back to the wheelhouse and throttled back the engines, pushing the
gear lever into neutral. In the corner of the lounge was a plastic box labeled ‘Rescue
Pod’. I opened it up and found a small inflatable life raft. I carried it out to the aft
deck and pulled the cord that activated the CO2 inflation system. Ten seconds of
hissing and I had a small raft with a built in red canopy. I tied a painter to it and
shoved it off the rear transom. I went back inside and cut the bonds off Karim, and
dragged him to the stern. I pushed him into the raft and went back to the nav station.
I checked the GPS coordinates and jotted them down on a piece of scratch paper. I
went back to the stern and cast off the line that secured the raft to the boat, letting it
drift away.
Back inside, I revved up the engines and headed for Charleston. As I cruised
along, I called Don Grant’s number on my cell phone. When he answered I said,
“It’s all over, pal. Karim al-Hadji is shoveling coal next to Seyed Mahmood as we
speak. I figured you would want his body as proof that the Houston bomber is
kaput, so I set him adrift off the coast of the Carolinas. Here’s the lat-long
coordinates. Send the Coast Guard. The raft he’s on has a bright red canopy.” I gave
him the numbers and then continued my conversation. “I’m resigning from the
organization, Don, and I have a final request. I would like a set of papers for a 2005
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Carver 430 cabin cruiser. I’ll be renaming the boat. It will be the Bit-Sea.” I gave
him the hull number. I reminded him that the previous owner was All-Sports
Distribution. “Send the documentation to me, care of the City Marina in Fort
Lauderdale, Florida. I’ll be there in a few days. Can you do that for me?”
“Sure. Consider it done. I hate to see you go, Judge. You have gone above
and beyond the call. And…well, thanks, Judge. I appreciate the hell out of you. By
was. Except for the letter with the boat’s documents that I picked up in the Sunshine
My next call was to Bitsy at the Gamboa Rain Forest Lodge. When she
answered I said, “Hey, Sweetheart, it’s all over. I’ll be there in a week. We’ll be
She began to cry. “Oh, Duncan, I was so very worried. Thank God you’re
rien, No, I do not regret anything. And I don’t. True to the promise I made to my
bride, I have hung up my gun belt. And O.J., if you’re reading this, this is your
Bitsy and I would love to have any of you drop by if you’re in our new
neighborhood, but sadly, that won’t be possible since I won’t be telling you where it
is. One thing for sure, though. You’d really like it here. It’s quite nice and warm.