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Its taking to long for you to open the door. 21, Knockknock. Who's there? Hawall, Hawaii who? fm fine, Havall you? 22. Knockknoek, Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voododouthink youare, asking me somany questions? 23, Knockknock. Who's there? Nana, Nana who? Nanayour business. ‘24, Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch, Hatch who? Godbless you. 25, Knockknock. Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache youa question, but shaveit fo ater 26. Knock knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? Really? Youdoritlook Ikea shoe. 27. Knockknock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorillameahamburger. 28. Knockknock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Youre welcome, 29, Knock knock. Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, love his song! 30. Knockknock, Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adoreis betwoen us. Open up! ‘31. Knockknock Who's there? Daigy! Daisy who? Daisyme rollin, they hatin 32. Knockknock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today. 33: Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. 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