A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME

Posted by Barney Stinson | Feb 28, 2012 | My blog | 27 |

Once a haven for intellectualism and ingenuity, our great nation has lost its competitive edge. Sadly,
we are no longer the world leader in science and industry and our youth have little to no interest in
mathematics… which is kind of okay because let’s face it, math blows.

Of more concern, however, is a general lack of creative inventiveness. No where is this more evident
in the stage names our precious adult entertainers have chosen for themselves. Below is a list of
some terrible stripper names I encountered last night.
TERRIBLE STRIPPER NAMES
Beefo
Pontiac
Grover Cleavage
Hepatitia
Gert
Turnip
Halitosis
Frank
Inflammatia
Methy
Contagia
Alimony
Plasma
Varicosia
Timeshare
Libya
Hivey
Panda
Obesity
Cauliflower
Purgatory
Melons DeGenerous
Influenza
Ammonia
Diabetes
Popcorn
Obsolescence
Bobo
Sludge
Gordita
Clumpy