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Meaningless Meetings - Adv Biz English Lesson
Meaningless Meetings - Adv Biz English Lesson
1. Why meetings remain the best way to reach consensus in large enterprises
2. Your ultimate guide to making meetings more productive for all attendees
3. The attempts of several companies to reduce the ‘wasted’ time spent in meetings
2 Key words
a. Read the definitions and find key words in the article that match them.
Check your answers and your understanding of how the words are used by using the same
word to complete the example sentences. You may have to change the form of the word.
Then read the complete article to see how each of the key words is used in context.
3. deliberately give a false idea to someone about what you intend to do or about the facts
They say that they’re going to pull out of the deal, but I think they’re just
The paramedics were called after he out of his seat and collapsed on
the floor.
final decision.
60% of the board voted to streamline internal processes and cut admin
She had an when visiting a client: her own company should also
11. describing an attitude, belief, or habit that has existed for a long time and cannot easily be
changed
13. the willingness to make other people suffer so that you can achieve your aims
She was unpopular because of her , but she did not care; she was
14. someone who belongs to the same social or professional group as another person
Many people choose to go to conferences so they can network and learn from their
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BY EMMA JACOBS
1 One of the problems with New Year’s resolutions is that directors and above across the enterprise
that bosses have them too. How many workers, still (a population of about 500) “collectively spent more
adjusting to a mince-pieless breakfast, warily log than 57,000 hours per year in recurring meetings.
on to their laptops at the start of the year? Yet one That’s the equivalent of six and a half years.”
announcement this week by Shopify, the Canadian
ecommerce platform, seemed to stir an enthusiastic 5 That was before the pandemic. Remote working has
response: namely, a meeting purge. triggered further bloat. Last year, Microsoft said that
for the average Teams user, the number of meetings
2 Kaz Nejatian, its chief operating officer, tweeted the per week had risen 153 per cent globally since
new rule, “Meetings are a bug. Today, we shipped lockdowns were imposed. “The strain is clear,” the
a fix to this bug at @Shopify. To start 2023, we’re tech company said. “In an average week, 42 per cent
cancelling all Shopify meetings with more than two of participants multitask during meetings by actively
people. Let’s give people back their maker time. sending an email or ping – and that doesn’t include
Companies are for builders. Not managers.” He practices like reading incoming emails and pings,
also banned meetings on Wednesdays and ruled working in non-meeting files, or web activity.”
that those for 50 or more people could only be
held between 11 and 5 on Thursdays. In a memo 6 Last year, I spoke to employees at companies
to staff, Nejatian explained: “Shopify is planning participating in the four-day week trial, which offered
to delete nearly 10,000 events, which equates to staff 100 per cent of pay for 80 per cent of working
approximately 76,500+ hours of meetings.” week with no reduction in output. For many, the
obvious efficiency saving was meetings. One art
3 People love productivity hacks and never more so than director at a games company in London reduced the
those applied to meetings. A few years ago, Jeff Bezos time he spent in meetings by half, and would later listen
made waves with his two-pizza rule, which meant that to recordings of them while doing other tasks such as
meetings should only be attended by the number of admin. Another told me, “Quite often I’d invite people
people who could eat two pizzas. The Amazon founder because I feel like they’d get upset if they were not at
also banned PowerPoint and insisted on starting the meeting.” It was an epiphany. He was “inviting that
all meetings in silence so attendees could read a person for the wrong reason”. The disruption to their
preparatory memo providing the agenda because he ingrained work practices helped them reappraise their
was tired of ill-prepared executives bluffing. routines and become more productive.
4 Meeting culls are also popular. No one leaves school 7 But others voiced concerns about the effects of too
hoping to make a career staggering from the 10am much meeting ruthlessness, such as the loss of
gathering to the 11am gathering, after all. But for sociability and exposure to new ideas. One worried
many white-collar workers, too many days are lost that it cut down the opportunities for younger workers
to such pointless events, veering off agenda (if there to learn from their older peers, or indeed give
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even is one) with the result that they spend nights fresh perspectives.
or weekends catching up with their actual work.
8 So, yes, cut the meetings. Apply rigour. Create
One business consultant undertook an inventory
opportunities to focus on work. But don’t be surprised
at a global consumer products company and found
by unintended consequences.
1. an enthusiastic response
2. a bug
3. off agenda
4. an inventory
5. a lockdown
6. more productive
7. concerns
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8. fresh perspective
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1. They wanted to have a monthly meeting where all employees could express their worries.
8. They wanted to hire someone young to provide a new point of view on customer wants.
5 Discussion
• “Meetings are a nuisance. Give people back their time for more important things!”
• “Meetings attended by fewer people are more productive. Meetings should be limited to
three attendees.”
• “Meetings are a space where fresh perspectives can be shared and people should be encouraged
to socialise.”
a. Develop new policies for meetings in your team, department, or company. Consider the
following ideas.
b. Have a meeting to discuss your proposals. Keep minutes that summarise your partners’ ideas.
Follow the proposed policies as much as possible.
Useful language
Speaking as a manager, …
Let’s return to …
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every year.
answers from the whole class.
2 Shopify has cut meetings: banning
them completely on one day,
cancelling meetings of more than two
people, limiting meetings of 50 or more
people to 6 hours on one day.
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3 Amazon limits meeting attendees to 6. Bill veered off agenda, as he tends to, and had to
the number of people who could share be interrupted.
two pizzas, bans PowerPoint, and 7. There was a bug, but it was fixed promptly.
gives people time to read the agenda 8. They wanted to recruit someone young to give a
at the beginning of a meeting. fresh perspective on what customers want.
4 Workers can spend up to six and a
half years in recurring meetings, many
5. Discussion
times without an agenda.
a. Put students in pairs or small groups and ask them
5 In the pandemic, people used Teams to discuss the questions. When students have
153% more, and 42% of attendees do covered all the questions, bring the whole class
other things during meetings. back together so that they can share their answers
6 Employees on a four-day week trial and any interesting information that arose from
have remained productive by cutting their discussions. Make note of good examples of
meetings and realised they sometimes vocabulary and language on the board, as well as
invite people only to avoid hard incorrect usage that needs to be corrected. Ask
feelings. the class to identify which is which and help you
7 Meetings are not all bad: they can with corrections.
expose us to new ideas and allow us
to learn from older peers. 6. W
ider business theme – participating
in a meeting
4. Business language – collocations a. Students first discuss the questions in pairs and agree
on the criteria that they would like to introduce. Ask
a. Ask students to practise their scanning skills again them to make notes to use in the meeting.
to complete this activity. You could also set it up as a
whole-class activity so students compete against each b. Go over useful language with the class and elicit any
other to complete the ‘reading race’. other phrases that might be useful for participating in a
meeting. Regroup students so that they are in groups
Key: of six or eight and ask them to have their meetings.
1. stir 5. impose At the end, ask students to reflect on how productive
2. fix 6. become their meeting was and how it could have gone better.
3. veer 7. voice
4. undertake 8. give
Key:
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