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NCR I wanir ,t,g ~l.iIrln:Jisfiilfim~ fb9JIilOm~ iiijlll our Ilipcormln,~ milril3i1 Wfldd.ing Oill NI~ernbm:r B. Wish us an tln~ D8Sf by ~o:~ming l[kur prC'~LU~8\, RlJfael~,lbr, enm[1

M'~ne power guysl~

I
~'

I.on·alldl, Ih" 1(B'ma!i I

(.

~ anry ,FNM ie,dlitiolr1l~ or, heck;~ n any mien ~smagal ine bEr~o,re!.

Imagine that. mother and daugh ter on rile cover of FHM., ~b,e~that ~as never been ,done

la:ol'l~ 1:J,iI1~;.iIj a f!ii.';!i'h~: GqiIJrd '1)ifit ~oJrl;k rlU~ Uall11i1! , PI;;),lllli~ aJPlILU
,;r;t.iliiS;l·!(j;(jj}:j)bl::,~tilIZ!!l:
CIT ~m.3iii C~!![rft

MAG~C·.·l
Yc,u r- Sepi~e;mber issue was,

ii.Jmm'!m~di.i...oom.ph
!ill"

ci!iJ

~k;f!l!

Nflii1:llJ'llbi'.r 30,

20.1'! fll!i",inttrul:lillom,!lin

• :e"selll'fuclidn,soze~ L,' e D1I'aiilll NIEWTO

Thait 'w'ouilid be

am,a:ling"

m d:iliiw y(J!i.lr !!i1ft. 51\'1 ... r.oi!l~:~ ihM ~!i!!illd rro.m '!i!!~ii'y 'j'O;

l.ETTER NO~2. Th~ s ts Imr)' se CO nd aJ~'~e'm,pt to, have' Imry Ietterpu b ~~'s ed, II h
hope thli's time ,mEl=pu/o.,tis,h na' ang I,~~teir o ,na iUlllni'vers,a ry k ~.i'_ S"h surpn • se I{O pa,a ,~'aKJlnya • .:,. e s
ii'

,€!,XtOellenrJI I 'F~ltlike, ~'was, slso in Thaililand withl th e lovely- LaViil Pbe. . L L-iIl.. • •. I:I'.-!I lo'L to tal'l;ie ti!1~ns Op,pO;!Ittnll~to _'~ _t!~e,

FHM I?-hr~plpRffie!!l.
,6iF. ~6blfii!l61!i1 C;yblt nl!)ill iJe. C:.ml'ltll'
TO~';5, lit.:!bLlj!iI!~!U
i~I(!OIliIl!!e'r

1111'1,hi lem2ln
_,L.: ~ -

I Slopped 00H-molirng ,f._HM ta_st'De~emnbeJ llilena.use Iwe~f back 10 $lChOQ~., sl~nt'8JjjI~~i!fie' I again beoau~ of your ,S:e.plembBr :2011~ e• is!\]
-

CO'IDIiiI.l!i,.

JI.,

lOUR F'OLD' ~,dldrtt: re~lIy

undersgnd

Mii!iI!l'lbH~l(QI\'I'9 eUy, 115 510., 011' 'tr:;o '!:lilT' if.m

an

FH,M
alfi~

a,dd'lict

wh 0 has
1

n,eVler

U~IJ!~ W!'l1ll!!1!i~Tf!>I:!d~~l,
iQQrm-pihl

("!!in~IiiI!5) il' ~mi!j~ O

mlms,se d ialn lss ue sjinc@ 200'9.

We

5tH I lo Q,kln 9 'fa r ba,dk. lssues te b!e,~'Fup ~H~'rcoUe erie n, ,

w~Y'my' best

Eve.n !'glot ,lifu~ldicb~d to

1

buyingFHM,
They a~w,aystold me 'd1at you fea~tJre'hot and 'sexy co\!le~gMs
every mnn~h. So one day lliead it.lbrieFly ~nd dec'ided i'nstantly 'to

b U'.iS,l-lil.-d ~eplli
f;o

b eca use of her, We, rea Ily' Illave 1

La,d~ies'Conf!es,si'ons'~ Bat· Roam ,~ ~·n.Ji1'T-" ."'" ,·itbOfU~!!)~.,~,i!!i[)'J" B-' ~ LIiiJ' J olt.... _ .:_:~Ii;;~; ,q_'~ . rYl~' :5 ie - . • ,t'),

FHM

'be/III '~he worr1,dhow muc'~ ~~o¥e my

gury; Vic~ I 'iG¥e 'y,~u mJu~h ~'You so :-j'"'E rL~j, e. ge_ni'~1 _~_..a _e ~nmv .__ I~n m-di-;' '" { wisheJs: eome '[flue., 'biAn·g ~.,. e.laii~
~ ~_ = th-·_. .~, .'::::-

hon ey" w~i'F:eyk()~hap P'Y 'fi rst l~fn h/\!' f:$ aJlfyl I wi:llloeiv1eriCJ et n
titie,d bel'ng 'with
~{OlUl~'fi'ghfing

ireel' !WilY mliliill·!Of1] he~'61$1lbTrlhdaf !Of1] NOlfeiflilb;er 23.1. ~ow hiCr:so ml!.l~h,:S~nfY fi(ll' ~I 'Ih~ wnU1G' thlnlsllN-e dDilil\, lhank 'pu FMMJ. 'arliflill, b~ema'il
~~-a8e

........ I.'0".....·.... / EV······: -

IL~ f"'Il

I',

1'1.1

I-I R' '2'

I ".

o·'-' .'

1
DIVINE MISS D~

I~'m3" years olld and an FHM ·fan si n C1! 2'001 ~Th ls i,s,how much II adore 'Your maga'zine·~ Ves~I ,olnl" Iha". "6 i's$ue$~ .... but I 'th:·"I II- that"s no' teev bad., II hope yO'Q ealn past n1Y
II ..

IIIIKI

,".

I,

,oil, I'

..

A faIn silnlcE!~issue No~.1~I\!'\e;

allfways wa ri'~edto send
to express
,i

IA.RING HIS LOV'E:

with .Iy' eoillectiioln" M.o re power tOI you r mal1ili.zilne alndl God hiles's
pildlUN' ·togeth,e'r'

~etter

ho,w' Imuch II Dv,e 'Y'QU." B·ut 'instead o f wlo:rdls~IId rather '

aiwesom·epjh:tu~~ o·f my.si~I·E
OUt

you ..Sipeciial ,thanks ,to my bestf'riend C herl7' f'olr takilng

th'is p,idulre~

My daughle~lMelli MI] IUm seWi'1,o:nNpember' ~ :mIt This.i:s,~ltm'w1tn mal h~brnm.erM_d h9r lala" Ih a ,g4!iod,girl ;a1wa.~ Af~l. do [Iflenl~~' Ilmail

THE

·show' ~it~hroughlthi:s naughtY' '

,Allan.~ byemail
sister djdtn~t lilkle.us bu~ilflg it b ecaU$@' :$he.'s, ,0 Id."Fas:hi iOlned. B ut whlle"l you 'f,e!\i3tul~edIDe[iEl·k.

and
lit

Thcmks to my wi··f@ 'F-ort'Qjkira,9!1

We had fu n wi,th
powel",!

session ..

More

JiiDlm'il

1:17 emaiil

Rims.ay liin your Selptem'b.er

HU'GlliA_ LE
I'm ,an ,iH;}ik FHM ,ollll,ettor .. III alliways bluy it ·el"ery p[ayda/y a:f bitoi,t' ko lagi la'JI1',g'l,ates:t FHM k;ahlt' nlrlS',a. tr,aiffujc aS5ig nrnent

ISSILlle~,II'Wf3IS'surpris ed m

5:@@'

tlhat

That
TO H&LL WITH LUiNC:H

s;h:e beu 9 ht al 'CopY' o'F her own.

VII'QIS

cover

on th~ [o·F·.FHM ·Collection's d id

'what DI,erek
}''QUI

This I~ 'Il1(Y boyifni)8nd ap,~ hi's Wilfiiph.ew matling yom A.uB·I!.I~m ~;[lIis!Ire.111 w,a:rll' Ihim '10~OIN tha'I' IID\le his· faiMUy 1he sarno'way hlm,~MS Irrrnhl~!!
I

'bO

Wil

nll!

~re'mai I

her .. I nope

c',a!n feature, thls

ako. ,Na'.9pag,a·IMfl' f1~ .aka ,ng isa

Thils wi ml be 1t~(!, Ib est' ;g rad ua~~on :sis:tein'wilil ~be, happy to :see thws. gli'f't ~ver. I\fle been colle,ettling' J2 IBelmo;nt~~Mgnti'nll~p\a FHM 'F@,t' four years" I herd Ily

I~Hl our- 'flfl')d y

issue, ~know nry

'il.

compla~inedl even 'thCHJglh buyi ng a iCOPy meant I wo uilldrn'"t sa t Iune" once a mond'l thanks to my' me.asly aln owi3lnc·e,.
j l

Cit"

. TPAIIUD
This phiO!~O,81S 'Idem. afler mly' ,bir~:hdl.y W ~,!lit ep~ember l:e. Kahllt ,~l~f:ri#li16' ak'O'sa' S p;a [han[.owr~, jge IIJl~e WJl~1 s - ft_ __ ,'1 _ T-"I'S:iallJ ~ "NIl am,~a_ -dm

YVe!i~1 IBUllacBin

} _ pa\IJg lC::aJb~'nelt .para sa oOlllllectlh)n

k<'o,. IG'U$to ko lan.g i'~su,p,ris:e,~'n.g'
l

k" JOll5i d,' n~ ito ,kasya

sa

locker

c;o~lllectingl FHM for ,a f;ew month s now:, Wle' Wi glul~ledeu~

DER,I&IKJS HE [ GUY My bro~herr ,and I have been

g'ilrl'~uiend lira ,c1n OIUlf seee nd ann iver.:s,a ry~I love Iher :so much,

~'
...; ~'

t,ayo,ng dalJ'awa na ftar;g 't~/a.ga III loye 'YOU so much, IChech~ kd~ Adlyt I'i'lcol
i
a,

Sti n hop ingl for the

dalY
.

na'

'f .na s'ana , ,mal~PQls.t ,nlfnyo .,,0 ,pala y m~/aman n,g' mga 'taga .. ayug, T
m

TO 'THE DEATH We !clve, to read FHM .Ialo tlij kung m~,. },bing ka;mi., We ho pie
t

~YS
l[in NID1~ ,27;; my
10 ur

OF' A~~i arnd I Will ~eli:b~,aJl\m; h.Jclk~ i am

10 hSl{c

100 ~lhda,v- ot: '1'O;pl:h~m0ss.li ,ilJl~I' w-:url'

Palngas,inalll1 nit Illove na ~OVle. namin ilM1g [FHM,. 'lou rodH

le,'U\~JliI!fI.e'hJI klilimW' haJ~

lenben,-

herr:

.lU\IDnl'Cir,

lalmb,ino~ IPa,ogiiu;Jiina n

My hub.by K,Qll wm Ib~!.mrpl"llsEld ~Q scSt. our rp[c1lJ1lM: here.IMahaJ~ happy birll1d1a_y, 'fGlU f' 'Hrsf with Dur .bab~ h~hi.We love ¥Olll s:OI.m~ch! den,; IPlsii;gICi;ty

"p_ ,V", rtF·

My hu~bal11d ,aftdll are ~~[ia'li~ ImM lE~rv of ,ay(llay '~~ :Sll:~:'I~i~' '~hat'~ b~ HIM, Ifapp~ B1nh~af, apa'" Fa:thma. and I.IDVI you ~mmuch, P Sbeilll~ ~V emlll

LIIIF 1

--- S:OIO

r~u

S 0_1 .•I 'I LEAVE 10_-( WI J_OI]

IP'AIGIEANT . ' OPPIEI

T'RA,tY

KLEIINJE KIIILILER, DOESIN~'T' BELIII!VII! INO'W'

IINI WOR,LD

IPE:.AC,E~, SHE~S JU,ST .ABOU'T 'TO ,Sll'.AI'T .ANO'T'HIIE.R.IRIOT

S,T.A,R.- -!RIBA,BE

V TA S
TR CY G :20

IT. BI.T
lill iIIlililili~~iII •• iiiliilililEII!liili IIIEllillltl.Ii~. 1 lli

OF SSION:
!!!

1:. iii

~"l!!il:iI.Ii ••

HERE'VOU·LL

(1.1 OR

,V)

sa

HE

l - FTI PE:NTIHDIUS,E

all I . G'EIU

iFolr an ,amlalteur col,lleg[e pagleant 'qu een, liracy Kllle.in~ Ke~ iiJsolddlly Uler 'too c.yn'iica l, W~thUtrnrw,aver'~n 91 c~[nvh:tiol~i' she Itlell~s u s, ~To be he nest I th ink thl@'re Is no, such thi ng ,i)IS 'WClI.r~d peace." 'Wlhoi'lll Where, d ld
Miuss Cong eniallty ,go?

IB:ant 'we 10110W',olu~ve, b'smme,

A__,' lunf,oll'g[ettalll,ie,
p~iUJ.eant'

,some .50rt' Qlf plii geant quefUlij,

,story' lin the

su c:h a concept wil ~ one day come true, ~he I~e~lliity, f the o
III !JJcffi, we hope as ~'S' ut worn
a ,.

story
'want

t-@caul!'se pe0'P~~ yon 't

1-

.J!

.- I~I ,(--IS', L I"! we telll nen ,eems 1r.;,E! yOUlI¥\e ' ,eriiIOO'!LInter~d ii lot "-if mean peiO pie in you r liiifE,~ en us: mere albol~t that'.~! T
l

the. v,ete,al~ Ikensed Iplsy,chotheraph;[ 'in US

.s:o~,channieUing,
'I

'What' k,@eps youllhus,,' ,th,ese liay,sP Stud iles~~arnldn gl. f:alm~'ly; 'fri,en ds, d Bztdca ny just bieilnlg a n~'rmalll hum,an
beilng~

The most memorabille. mo,melrlrt' wa,s wheltJi I worn my' f~rg;t crown, ~t carnie
as a sh ockerl 1just
\110

wOflldl

'~C' acc@pt

dh~ng@. Alf'lld

(h~rn;gl@

~u rrl~eered

to f\epresE'nt. my deparrrru!Iin~'

An dl '~Inen!she opens up. Somled1~'n9 '~O do wnh a cjh~ Idlhood best friend
'who un.scrul~ul ous,ly snalQlged

What [clo,abinG'Il.a~ h um'alll1 Ibe;ing.s do ,iIIlnyw:ar,'? Abnormal peopl~B,doln~t appredate Illi'fe,andl don 't I~'v[et to the 'F'u~ i IE~5d Hlow [do yo[u In;ve JG!ur li\_ \I!' to the,

n n s chcol],

is the, most impo,r~ant- ao'mp,onent 'lin adhievingl it. lipealdlngl of' clhalnlge~ hai'te you lo'Hen a.,lihiingl chanted" Qin
'V-lUll'!' l~-..II\.,,", ,I'U . II D_ur"

But it was 'fult1i! ~l

tilI\e'IIIII~,!!I:: _.'11 ,",' - Ift'Bi'1i'Ii1

i!i

e.~.perilern.cE,d1 111 diFferent 'feelling ctF

Oh~ h eUI nol Thils ~is i nlatulr,a,II~, al "00

pe'n'ce nt!

,ilch;'e'y,eml£;i!'lfrt

Strd[ight ,from

1m!)'

mam[a'~s

lis i'·t b·U'[B' ·th at pagealn,I'

~Drn-e$talnll; are' [exl'l'iiU'fci ilnalrilly

womlb,,1
,Anothelf '~hiilng aboJut [€han,ge',:,

ca,tty ;andllb il.:h,?

boyfriend,.

he r

- ii;:Ili!.~ W1III",.". 'if

iIo .... 'u~iiI"

~111

IIlt:l_l~ii;;;;'1

iL ~ip 1t'lI~

,! IpartyElng:.:
Ii _

"ullest? Does ,thiis inYiolive majiolr

'Yes,1 P'slrty,'i1ng, is: delAn'itle,ly one o'F th.e ,cioimlporn ents ~lnat m',alkes Imy II~fe

.... ""...li

IIi;;;: III 'l,u 1!l;1!ll1!;;

iIo ....

A,m.

Nel We helpl esch ether Gina su pport lea,df1othelv by [ev,ery means: [wi~hout Jeop~u'Cn-zi'ng outS;elvl!s.
IH[Qw'exDctl,' ella y-aUI hellp each ' other? DOl J'~IUulndlress an,d
elre.1] 'elaehl othiell!'?1 IHa hal! ~ depsn dis. i'f 'W~ r@alll~yne ed t

'What sh,oml,d we c'han,. whe'n 'w'e interact witlh the I[adle,s? IDof1l~t dhan g e~:A rna~ shou Id b,G'
hilml~;u~lllf' en lhe' ap'ptfO a[effi1e~ a wh

be~:t 'friellnd? Who knows? Bu~'

au r iEllnallys:is,,ev'e!.iall~ithat the r

'woman regardlless ,o[f his, be~'n9 a

j

worthwhi ~e.lBut ~:alm]Iy and bel ng

w~'thl my Nlends as weill as, tryi ng Imr)' Ihes'[ iiln scheo], c)ons,titLl'te ,iEilrlothe II'
I'

downtrodlde!fI1 ge'ts the' Illals'~IlliBllJglh ..

bald perscn. 'W'e'j:Y,e' .eenl ,to-'Id you'j'ye Ihad

[OJ

good

IHere"s lill'[acy'=once vletirn crF'[a'110=

good, m an=s,wi'plillng~beJst ~~ile,"dj~ n O'W' 9 rad'ng the ,pa[g es o'F' "the
=

quite,
..!II"' ... "UIU

',GUlr

sh[Bfe' Gr' h)!ngl111,6;11 IlL '",

I

halE
Do yG1U get go:od !gra,d'l!s Ipa'ty'~ln,?[

by

the help to g,@lt dre:l)sed ~n tilmle~!! IBut WlE!< help ENlich other Imore, 'In
th!! aspl~c:~ ,eif adfY'i~,ingl ,each lother on Wh!llit ls best, hc,w w@ should
pose' alnd approach the cr'owd' and 9lelV1leral'liybring out the best in each

ul,S·II.'an,oo' re~,a l!lilOln,SIIilIIIPiS..

-H'_j 1~IPO ow

make i'l: w(Jlrlk?,'

m ens magaJll ne, And whi ~e'we' re busy 't'liJ cltllng au r 'erWi:~ horn, y,@.~ mi'[glh~be, wQI!lcl,efin~ where Tracy 'g o[t that ba'FFUng MJi~dit,~rran~a n sla~h H isp~ nk:, sl{;ishr
~ N'"

cc:un~ry ~"'C',

.:,

~,

~ E1YE!!r ,let the 1.o'v~1 d Ie out,

.,.I .• U III~KI' -

ii:'ij ....

11''4i''~'!lI:! ~,II'~.

'L;,~i"i

iii'!I

afion ~'I'I'k'........ ~Al",""rlllth ats 11lu~ "1 II Iii:, 'If c.~,

I!I;;II L!J'I;J
f

due

~roa [g eni'us

mi~ ,oif

Plooy,

"'~l

l~ . !I;lI

H a ha'! I am very resou n::efu I and alb~e te de my best. [My ~Ii·fe.styille now is is 'c:Orrli~rastto me: then. I used 't.... be ;i'lnth ·11;"""nlinu. ..... · ,f' no-, K.~~~\~ 1 ids _ W,El,SY'ery mlLH::h the. sIFM),rty type, the
. U'

reg,a ir[dlless crf the filct thalt ')110 U ~'Ir,e not elese te each other aniymore,. GIIVlfa' your IPh~rtn!E'r'~rtt@ll1t-'iOrri by

'_:_.'I;; ~~. , ~ ..

I~

iI"iI,

IbUF-'

i ,. .... ., ULiI'b ~

,0 I~U

IL :_:"

WOW~ 'Wo[rJdl peace!

'To,lbe honest I thi nk.. !m@re is no such -~ --~ ---

othe~"

ta~lk~ng~o hilml art ~,eijJ5~ onoe:

Ii ·dla~

Indian

!EI_nd .span ish ge'nes.

tomboy g'~r\11 Inever 'who !i3IPP roached boys.,

looked

aft:or

IK~~p'Y(NJIIfS@~ fr bluls)' alnd keep the m,emol~'le$ y"l@'U s hareld [d (H~e tOI yl@'~f'

th iog as wo~dllPieaC:~i. IBecaus'e!' as

heart.

STA,R,--'!R NONI~

ERD

:1a,m a rock:
iniYU bald

of :breil~gp ~Iuti'c~Uyin(lorre~'t~hilP,~te,r. dlrinlk:s:t,~'-,~ny~ihingl ,~ndl',e'¥ie;ryth~' :g n

~h'e· ~rt-yj,w~llking ~n~ydopedi.~ikung p

"~~Ir.else ,a sociall butterAy, lif~o'f . I"ml

Anlcl I got to d'V@wcaJse all~'Clf

eo

st,alr. That"s Whlf' ~ g,et bundreds of 'elV,E!1IiiitSi ~very

drumstlcks onto, fiit

Iba Us," sdlid Drums;

A'I U",le. 'm.aJsb~w· traluner .Jacquel ine Wong~,as she 'tJlriied00, W100I me ee glo te 'their' Shi'rid~'g,.S!h@, added !~haita IbgrH~1 d\~~lmlmer dQing ,a g igl (a'bQ.u~:
10 ~Qi!lii'g~) an produc'e' g' he~'rt rete c and burn c.allnr'~e5 'thait of an Azlkal ~ike Ildckiiing a,nd run n ing! on a 'Footba~ ~

cool ~lt"S mle,.,

contlnuous dru mmilt:19 agiahiilrstvery p!l.!l mpad-up balckgroulnd music wasrtt. is easy' i!$ I 'thought I 'quiiit ,itter ab'out '30 m ~nu'tes of fo.,Uowinig M,s. 'W:ong eilnd the ether 'ttr,ah,,!,~;r":5 moves, A'S ~sat on "tjlheside and wa'tdh ed ~then conttil~I~'ewl~th the liioudllfii e, ~ m,an8lFn'g 1a[pproaclh IWlE'., I ~h.ought .$,he
'w,a~ ~Qilml;g ~Q' ~,sk

pitch, '~The' r1n.ythfnic: thumnping

mmprotVIeEl, ItlieuroIQg~:ca~ [pul~,e r'at:e Ithaie~ go ad! fOIr the. .brralin .. B'ult i ,al tJ",~ady klrnew that~ I told Ms.
n

~or a

:weurvi;'njlr

pho;t;o

~hat at the .201 ~ Fiitnes;'$' E:xpIIQsk~ln=a 'F~tnes.s, F~ntmass wor~Qut.

"Dnans Ali~vE!'s ,a [,0 ta I m,ind and i body workou t ,'OU get out e'F hiirttingl

I~~e' ~\ery,one ~-llse,,,IIns~'e~d~ sh~ g,ave m'e' al grin; look "'Ayaw me InaT'
oj n ilL -

Won'g.

raliJnga ,~

flC'.• ,Jlili1~nin9'~" JIl'8

,L'

-Ill',

no

l.

~'Welll~drurrm i1ngl

bru'ngs up

,a~\(i).,.fJ

lPeopl,e~$; mood!. And w~)at m~kes '~his

w1orko'll!lt [Jnter,e'5:~jng 'ilS! ,~~.~tt' gijV\~s it IPe.OiPI!~ ,the. fre·~d1Qm to, 'grtlliIJlIrtd and IP~und ~In,e'countered .'

her te COliJnt me ln, But, what I didn~t t eH her W·gjS to e.xp eel 'rlh~ most e)i,';ple,$,h!''eleil;fme;t-,d~ld
1

Flnai

~y~ told I

,mamayang gabi ,m'a9,~,ballftoom ,pa' alro.,. ~~i1. kQnS1 ka.'Q&itin ka'Yijl k~yo fiji E

,~iiil,g=R:e~rro and rtg' pi ha'nina itapos D

l

~An.Sf bat'a~,bata mo' p.a r'Un ~an9'hin,gal-kab'ayo ki' ni'? ,Ak,o' n,ga
i

drurrUll1,eilf the W'G rid

I~ evEH' ,knowmIB:!i

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,k, !alnythilnl,g

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I''kn~w tig hit then what she ha,d p ~filnlnedlfor 'h).~;i9h~'. And I,d~'d not
d,aii",e, ic~ilJi!~e it iilMimy '~I~ad. p

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rdol, one

Bref,~)r~' w\e procee

must

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,be 'fam.i Ila r

wu:~hth e p~ nays'

ad,orati'l)f1II

fa r so n gl parod

ire's.

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~ a Ill1lutshell.. paJn),d~ls,ong S Sifle' !('J n ~I~ n ~ E!fstarbi~shed e'lrr 'tr,eal'ts f'\ejCCH~ n'i:l,ed ,For th e.:i r g a[bi~~ity t~'ck.leour flUlinnlY bones, In ot"helr w,cnd,s~ eo ~ ~'t eem s th'er,e 1:5 n o,t!h il~gei se yo IJ ca n d.c, to s
a.

; Ed go' Jar has "The ,0rd~,O'takEn" and Prnch al Pi e," 0.

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[Do Iph'Y~'wi ~hP allni(h~tQ'~ ~t~11 o'F~em in d (jr~:S hh~ prlrne. ~n~ol and Joe'y'is career basical~y Vh: sta rted ~Hailio,dly~ll1'g song,s= for those not ,0,1 d en~rugih~ 'the:}f Brst did it orm,D;scolr;~'ma. Theiie'~'s 1= - ,. J I~' h ,. a IIIso tf]e me ,S T ,oug't, H"Its sen ,es, Wfml c_~is, J '_ essentia] for any' 'wCIDlnnalb@ pa'foay master. ~ ,M icha'elll'V hals a lso len 9 bee n netorio usilly :g fu n ny' for Tag,a,1lzi ng pc pu~,aJr-Forei~gn SIC n g~;,an d ~ m im ickmng h-s m usie vi,~ieos, Even IP,alnlkya n i
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p reven 'wro n gl by .silil!" Re'x ~ Kalli'lrt,ar~'@'r-oa,n,d Pl,a to JrO n es, h is on-a ir pertn ~ r k-i !!io!: s on 9r3',9 i~FM·sThe' Karm'ote: Club. 'The, duo awe v.. o th emr s;kY'f,orck,eti ng r ad i,o'ca reer "to 'th e ~r k nac k

'That

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[Sillr Re~ lOn !h,e f\l(!!lles

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flo han [d. k.ailil ;u.ma
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az "Mag -resestd:
sa' amin yung is..; lf1'g DJ kung baki~ rumilfngin

ka'Pil9 gUnMgd wa fl,g Iy r ics, Minsan nagtaka

kalmi sa web site 119 B iR. Nalarnan na ia'rJ'Q

niyang ,n'agsr.JsuJa r kdmi

~g parody '1,9 kpntang F'or ,song Ip·alf[Q diliJes= reWQ,rikh-rng PiCpuillar ,solngs

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willth 'co ntrl01\t'e[r:s~'all, so metilltilnlE!'S icky blurt [ah!i¥'[ays

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R@x snd P:alkmtQ'~~ lai~yu~p~rtoi'r@~ d

Amlon:gl Silu

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f¥.ijfJ-i~lp Kam'~,,~\MO va ng' n.'nt1~pa. ,raagagawa sa r,adilio[?" salYS IRe~:.~,Karamlhatl' sa IPjrn.ay mahiJig .. '. ,sa !i:afl,ra h ,an., D:::'" d. . ~-' namfn ilg k.'a_b]6-' han. . m~,9 -ag~t) SiIli1,g . ,j"
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Yun nar Andl ~i ~e'wa;s;never 'bhe sa[me a9a~~.

F'Q,r,on e, 'th e'lir hit rad i01 .;h(jw 'F~ I~y' 'ou n d its ria f

match' w,n gkoi s~ '~b..;Jn ni Pacquiao.";

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May R,e-·

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karunog ng or igin
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way te ~'r~ medm e [(6 =9 IP'. .J aft,er ;jJ su ClC:e',S:S:~u I m stl nt 'j n 'th e rea rly fin om iMigi ~inesl ~)I. nd as; ,fa F" r A IP oltie<nf~allll,a'wsuilts" 'fit turns ou't thE! IF' arod y son gls
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fl a

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'--'d ~o ,g __ - -- ..111 : -.'- .",ex I,S-'i'-"-' S··,-,II" I~,'goo,~I~Hl•.g,o,!ng-Ir'S~--lin - . ~ 'a_so sta rri n 9 on a popu la r 'we b[ ,slh,ow Kam!o'fle Club (www"kamotedlub.,colm) on Sunda¥ nights~,and fa p,Qite nt~lall mock iI,l[b.u m iiis., 'irril[he works. In tlhiJ!1 t lmimdsi[ (~;F'a II hls newf,iOu n d1 S uccess, we, ,hea[lr So r Re:x 's metre 'OJ ch oi'ae:: ~P'urii1 rn man" tfJ'Jlgs'ain I. SU<;ii[t pii {,no 5' <pott@n 11"k a true ;'d 0 -I 111:e L •
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liiong ,as these sonqs alten~'r soi'd as a lfJ'ecolr,dI~

the way you are' to ·Mukha m 0 pang-a'sar'

at

'My Sharons' to

'5iya:y Matrona'".

8. "IActu ~liy]watang
rules or limit sa pag-gf3wa

ng pa ro dy.._kaili?mga" Jan,g rtlaia wak kang m'ag'~ ~!i'p a r gaga k~ti

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faJl ks~ wOlrrk~JhQI~IS~1 I com petit~1onls'-='

IbLillS h;alilly'

~'ileiryU"'ing you Ine.ed h:il

a bOll m' kenll]@:b€iiII81. I~(mtlifibu'l iIi] n '10 YO'!JJU' 1m ood: IPellif!elct i'Of an~~ :almllV'I~lne'w!~mo'm hi n~;s mere m u:5iic,les'/'a :stro n~e!l' bo'~~ IIllHlke1'h a better man, Pills!Il fu 1'1;1;,·A* tli:..1rilIl "'IlY1 IiA'~i 01 11' '\r I~ .J~I~I.~·
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c

,~n lolftt'

IL"Lu,.

Ias;t.,MUglliSt wa~ Ii.,'

ItOIl f !libuti D 11 to '!fill U'~ rn a,nltload: ,AIWIJ~!OI

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l'do;;,-as<sevent.

lh~ maS'!!ii¥E!' ~othatured Famili~r P~~s~Ri'~ l~go 1 Pirk, Ba~aiWel'Rioo lerra~es"ChocoICJte·Hillts'=,andi some u~iqUF!1y P~~lOY lii!,t"-lup~Ta~ii Ta,w'ts. .sumnbi Howes. S" Ii.. " YlII'II!lia.$. llaiLt I"S S',"ulOt:eJiTanean IL!I,::,.·' In p' I ' iNi~'eir ,'iuawan.
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a1though we no!ti~oo some rritnor quirb,-the' SM M Q,'A ~fllic~ took 'iO 1~~WL'O~nt ~'Fth~:Lu~on I~nd ,~rea ~Q'ndl yellow Leg;g human Deirngs Ilboked" mere ~~;e lik~,he S~mlp~~1!ithan, Pinoys-we' lh~Vte Ig~ pf\QP~ t to '~'Q tthe' ,e·xhibitts masi~r bui~d~fJ7 Jig M1iIn;a~O~10 and ~ is. LegC""~Q~iin~' 'OMW~m ~,~ Plhl!I~;ppine BrRdtstars 'mr an e
_ An~
,aW~SDme drUspma(Y~

:afh~iclIn:a,dosean compet~ for' ~'hcbe~t in ~1'HiW',or IlllIllti rma,Te 'mlll1le r iawal'ldl~l. IP~u t hey 1~ISip en 'hl have S~, p ~ea,n!t~iOlt g,illils tl~lerei Pl'~h ",,0r i'~': t t~le S,MI. A C!lnven'f:liicuflIl iCenh:~r: 'Vi:5Jit
tral~!el~ihow.,CiOl1I!I,.p-I~ '~\~n

1mere delai iSi _ DIEM BER 27,

e= __ ~

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I:n addmon fro, ,all that p1arst'tc cuteness. 'bhe emlbit was .8i~S() a IP'~ii~aiirnlthr()pica:ff~ir; wiith on-lookers c '., '~riL '. I~" ~UI'''''';~eo " ",rrI!Ii:lK. ' ,.'r@nJ, ~, . e ... ....ii!.:in-.-II '1!.'!i.J d on~te to ~'B"·'~Il~ H clluseroil' UIlIi"Ild a char'ity pro~ect ,of LAJ Marmbingl, Legp's, ,dish'ibLIt~r, ~or ~~,~ SM FOJl,Unda'~ionamid Departm!ent ,o~ Soolall 1tALII,f"", ", ~ D.', ,,' II ., , Y 'lei rare. an{.l!J ',' ~ve~opm!nt " ,,: cen~€!rs:.,
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HEC,TAllE CHlrLIE.NGI21!1111! Wh a'mto c )tIP e c ~: IRuimll5'010

iIin'f:fr.el!lS'll ~hlil!]II!1 !il!!l~\!,e."Ol~

The Deparfmelfl'l of 'lOtiri sm (DOni has been

laying Ilow Siin;ee la,te last rear's cam,p-aign 'Fras;co~

houses wuth -lego? ~Ii ye~uowpoo~le.,

Which g~, us;,a thought: why'

W~~dlive.~he!1eattll~me 'with the, f .. ~

!JlOit

build rea.!1

1:5 ki Imiliile~',e'rs; ,S a~le to fOlIe: mi iliilOli1Ill~lec~',arres: ~"f' IPihli Ii pp~jm~fores:1's. Re.:,g fee is P'5 @IO for ~dl~n:s ~""lI--' ~llliu.iP:S-50 f~u ki'dls;
1

c~ntr i:blJ ~'io~

'uliyour' ma~h(!lod~ 'You r IfUlmuniiin;g; f'Qlf 3J cause, The g:o;a,1'ism"~1 raise IP 3 miflnlil@n by 21[Ji21~1t~ S!tQP the th:~igrl(bUio®ill~i~ Ima;il1it~nes~~'5. r I~:U~ au mlBJllf~' seu rees of water~j IP,lla" to ~ i,~:Ru n w~ilillbe I
i

N,at only did ~ev\!lTml~uarters. '~hinkof'the q

OhV~';OM$~'~hat '~PUip~ni5 IlKay 'Ganda~:" c;ouldn~t pOSSi[bly be ~rnder:stood br tihe rest ,e,'F 'the' wo~~d=but it 'tllrUled 'O~ t the logo d~sign was 'yery siml~llart~ IPoland's owrn to urlsm !campaigtrt,
lredeem ~itseIF?' !hey partnered w),th ~ ,oomp~nyth~lthas

So how does ~he'DOf'

b~en Imki[1 9 iln deJSign awilr,d's slince ib 1'934, c'[)Il!©eption ~Weg(»). 'got a \lmu~ hUjIg!Gl' ,enough
to ,~tt,al 'f.ro,wd~dr.awl~g'free ,e'xhibi~ (SM M,ail~ crf~ia) ,and Ibl.Jlr~tan 19,a,by, ..,~o..feet r~plka ,of , '~e Phil~p'pines m'ide out CDJ roy plastl1'c; brilcb'.
L

I~e'ldB"t Lllrw,asang Ulla,liml, CC1P;" Pasay Itn,; ';liSi'l'

liI'i~n i1ers;rl~ln~i!I:r",e:oliilii/m hlO~111

The, ;'Lego Pirl "pinas, Tira Nar' pub~k

to r~gh~fh~ r

J --

st tucs~, po5,t

commen'~,lup,load p c_otos lorvl ees iin a erek

ho.tkey",

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ap'IJ

FiR,EIE iT"R 1',All,

until oct ..114 -

to down~oa,d: text I B 'tOI ,-'·11 Ire.,ular Fit-: IP-Olda,' Sit; '~n~' e ,ober 1S 2011 e
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FROM, 'YOUIR MlOI,MIING C,OFIF' ~iE- O~, O'_.GHIT ',S 'N'UMAH,., A1L,L,S:W'IAT;.', - ,[IAV'. -- AN,D GE- ,- ,[NIG-'OFIF-:YO'UIR'-'C'O'UCH'-'IFR,'.

1\4 E C t" N :: KIE'H'ltS CR,ID,5S'" TEl' ,AI N ALl~IN-'OHE'

WAS,H lin ,'Eve W'ofid'~,II'iIi[;l~ En morle rr,~:
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[PI:R50NAL,

b~1'hroornin eight-!ounclB tube

The pfCimis;iI; If~sl~i3Jlm pOlO.!'

s howe r and s~aviB1g gel ifiillone", Tho rutJ'1lny so Iu t'~on create s'~ I,a.t:~I r t~at's € n k e a ,j ~'I'I'cd rni U'rl' i' Q 'I h e tace, :Sa'ClIi'ii'lh:e~ S'~'ccrail iz e'~1ta.rge1' tre ennen r. s You geT a J aek (liif 8I~~ 'f rades, m,iil::s;~'e ,0 f fa 0 ne s elu 1jill n r ~utrfect wh e 11 yo UJ[Ji' :il!li arm ci ee k 'f':a n s ~"i!li u en d '~aIlfJ'la I ~~'e,or f wor'k. A IISDI erie e l' fo ~a ma n wi ~h a ha ngll)v(!'f '~Wi!1 f'h e' sh ~W~f'.
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S roug,~t to you by
systemi.

alt. hOlme. 't~e Illecal be,aco,n ,of hal~Jb=' caffeine. The

'The pllramiiise': The pen hd!5: di bu~h'-'un in'lirared 'Cfllmera that tracks 'whfilt }i'0 i.J[1w!l"im; it al~o ,h~s,a bui~.t'-ill'1mic t~l~t r~eordls wh~t you h~af. SQ, you can p~ey bacilk I~ec:ord!edaudl~o,ust by tap pin'1~g ] O~fl1I speci~]c: par[$ ,of your 'nlcrtes. E'%act~y what 'y,ou need i'F'y'Qllt~ a ciOlll:e·geund,elrglrad W~IO' si'l''s, thlF'Oug h t~lr,ee hours of p'~lik)50!,phy class ..Th e' livescribe De.s ktop ,app ,thart. comes wfi~h it al~lowsyO'~1 to [raftlls;F:e:r diglital 'versiofu; ,o'F ')lOIUf netes ,to your corn purer. S\i!"~l'if,i,~!:: Dili'9@lIlii,O~' errd p erseversnce Also be w~ary o,f' ruriln~ng ,QUt''cff paper duringl an importallillt no'~~~taki oc;casi.Qifc"jl. [1I,g 'The Sm~;r~~e;~ W'Clrk: oln~y 1~P-fu wi;bh a ~pe.da[I' dot lmatri:< 'wil[1 o'n paitlernt. No worries. the nO'~~boob ,ar,!' easJjily ,~h,OP~f\lple1n'nshab~il!'.,

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h: work5 :by pre,s:S!I!J! fl~='r'Ordng wart-ell!' iilnto, a cap,s,1l.!! ,erF Ie

d'~l~l~j~ oH~le';QO"CI!I!1i'tlr.~I~~'to pro dtlce (lOHe~'or tee, o

Amlbij'11Miilt

jaiZz rnuslc ,net lncluded. S\ac'i'fice~ M e,e:b~ng ,~ulte,~ p o~;entlally intere's,t~!1gl ~"d ,flu r1r1ly al ~ irl glt 'r:he' eoH~e. ~Jh.gp you didn it go' 'OCt As~'d~ 'fr'~lm that. 'fo1w ~n es,preSSQ, rnflc~iine sUlb~,-tHitutejthe C[BTL ,i1s13m adles:f, ~if'llY'es~m'e[r'llt : at .p~ 7!5,O,'The '~aps~l!es are ,s'o[1d at P400 Ear ~ b oX ~'F10" 3"

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tim er--ne 1Cl·$~oond bnJ:shing

1-,8 0 D -AU:,D H D L- actua I~:yit,·,s

Th,lI!' Pi"0h1~,5ie~ Instilnt If anJn at

ula m in a nl'icnan~va~ b! e vacu Ulma sealedl pack, One p:ac'k ls i1J reI fi,Uvlei~'h,eU 'Jl s enri ng of rice (2,4.[~1,gf~m s) mi )tIed wit h bl tJ·san d P'l (:HJ es of iUla.m Ij,ngrc di e nts, V~ U h aVII;l:~~u U' Q~J~ WI s: a dO;]'QI' ya ng' io ch ~w 'hied ~'ic~!tbi olkJ~mil te~lliyakl[:~ p I1D rk Ibina'Clilongan. $a'l;l'i"iicle':: T ~ [l~ rcfou n~1 iP nunaplhys'iri::,ai Joy 6'( ha~nMil!g ~ IJm hen t ie lUftlng baha,Y .. lEa 1'1 [~'lI1' r~c,e 'frIO011 e, ~IIas r ic brag.
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A mO~lth~Q

f:or ,~~:~s, rte.r..;than~.'~hou sma f.oolthbrUjI~h, The re,$u[I.t?

d~iUl

M ~rltha

s.'~ewavt can liv~ :iJn~it.tau '

mi~yQilso 'QPit to get 'the UV~ li'gh~:sttati()'IfII~ ere you can w~

n'tount
l

the UV~lig~ft ki1m ge;mms that

aC:Cl!JmllJlate (NIi! it,

me brush
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he,ad andl [I,e~:

you need

be. som(l:whrerE: in 0,[ ~lgas, M:a k,aU OSi' T hie For r ~ 0

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,S:acrific;e:: AbcJIl.llt Pd" 0 OCt

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:$i'hmctJ W,91S develDped '(or ~:he hanchiS'e~s ,IIOt-h

riUTinlvQrslfIJ and
blsi)Can~' [Ieli.tunes

'lihaJt.".s: demefl~ed'.

mhe I~e!bi Mode .. rrfh ~h~ch ,allows pme:u,~;

~o cOlll1roll1he two lIi8J

fea,1l!!Iri'llg Freddy

d\aJn~h~IIT!I'D'r;
In ... 'nif'iil,
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Krueg~rr'Willi also
DOrm} I~I!.I~~OQn,

~Olu~hs~reenas lnFJ¥ f8\nd f)'f~: hQuls .and ~ ~Jlv~·he~hlp~K[ll\es.

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Mlileflfilum .S~ri es au tho'rr'St,icg Larssfj~!s

!ovcr':s ac!Couwrt !iiI'f' ~un~

she MfH hi m [it tJ he tende r a~'e I,Band how 'f h ey eventUlaily

or

...... ZamQra LiniMl1fIC

became :sOIuhTI ates,

Although 'w8~cItak:'8 f'.mal., '

beauty pageants, over Mr. Pagi til ~Sany day, Linmil ~k·s latest release, uses, ,the spedlle Ie of: ma Ie,
p erfect'ic'"1 as Vilnce
ill cHallly,st

Bu~'ju:s:f when fhilllg'S:

ge~'a II ~ender and mU5hVI G,abri elsson starts to gripf3: ;[I~ @ ~~. how .sh{:1 had be~n d I!mf~d by law O'f ~ ef' S WI pp(l'S~~ (i'l a.b-iIl ~"® Laws:s D n's
ils:riiMe foU (awing hi:s d~ ath,

for

:sen,dling his. mai n charader

De ILos ::eyes back

to MiI,n:nill" .A her wiilnni ng ill 'COm,8st tlhat cleclaNd him the, mos,I' "ab loas, man
.11

HIIG H: le'a rnlng about' La F,\sS~i1 from allot ~ er p e rr:s.pc~ivc wm give f,!ns an u Juh~ e ~srandi ng ~f''m!1 :2u1 hor's p:~yc ~,IQ w~len wr:rri jiiJ g. ~ IJDW':: It lp.o,e~~c ~l~.g;lraphyhars :sadly :souredl t by Gab rlelsson's whi ~ing', AlLSD READ,:: Woody ,AU~n-A ,Bio#~'phy by'
J eh III

Bax1 er

in th,e''wo~ld,the

awai i'~

,SU1PE:IRGIODS
Gr!1 nt· ~!~b:Uffi8o.in·

basad Fi I,-,Amis, prop.lledl

into IMlilc&ayan m.ode an d comes face'to, face wi'th II c.ountry that~snlOW ,stra g rtr
I

Mas'er cemie book

wrHer Gr~nt· M'llr:Ti:S~'f!

thanl ever't1Q hlirn~,Witlh the

he,II Gili' .. nU~1illp .II!: ""III, r ll'lli·.l'

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dissects the hi,s:tory of' CUIl'I h:::s arid his pew'So IlIi 19.1phi [o·sCI'plhy wile:" pe ifbni1l11g 'l'h~m. H'~ 1a l ks ~If t he
r

i,d'eintirty\l

lndu st:lflJ~I,evohn ton, comparing~co mit sand

real ii 'e. A defini ute must-read for superhe ro
cO:liIB'i CSl

Hig h: Tak.e a t,our of' Malniila throll' h tlhe eyes of ,a ,displaced Rlli pi no., Low: 'We Ir,epeat~male
L A~Ufou 1II.-c11. .1:1."

gee'ks.
HIIIH: le,a m
'fie i,lfiIl te U, e w~o'lle :saei,a!1 spe'c1l1Wl 1111.A, mediu m
m!~ re about

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Jdso rea d ~.AB,IIS Could'lI,un You' OYer b,. Co~in, .'utts, Everything is Illuminated' by Jon'at hiil n Safranl Joer

tho8l1' its fa ir shere of ~Iisf~ry" has LI@W~To 0 mue h com i c friuvia may ~Iead t~ fIJon=1 O$~ Q~: ~JngJ m!Ji1y. NLSD' R.EAD~J a'man: fhe Utt'ffl,a re S'uid'e B
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by

S con 13:e aUYI Comic

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COUN'TAV
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,

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RiV1era! 'Fa,mn:ls jcnJlrney from
acceunt o,f t~Je

Iik,e .(1 h,a[llf~·

B a II'rYimor@
film. hut
't~lis m'i:)(J~,d:-g e'f1~i!

s,sed

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debut novel
to' melt

has j ~I~'tttlhe ,r.i~ht·a m'oJ~nt olf sap

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'W,ants te

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kENl

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the widowied S he III y, who~e Uife e

~ho ut rotrN;~.nC!e. B,e'llJre Ever Afte,r F~Uows

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h ea Ilts, and

~e.alcln ,h~ln. lr91tJ1!It O

'Iir:M:1 solace. ~n 'the Amle'If:~ca:~1 Dre~ml. RIJ ~kyj'o~ a ba VtI,d gllJa d U11~; eventiLIJfi~ If j u mpsF'r,c)ml ,one psrt of America to anQ~her;,Flna Illy !@nailng up,
New Vo,rk w~leifle she '~i(pe.ri m~nts wi'~hdrug.s and :sex at :~heheigh~ crF~he p\S,ychede~lic ,era" WaJrpedl 'i!! rilJtel tainJnilef'll~ 'folt boomo'f'm:s.
'in

elm ronft:I~~s 'rile '~Irr~a~,s m~lattQ s~ave Ze rife must e:rr1ure as she d plays, (;onlCubi Wi eto her master wit ~ e u m ~(Jisin,g he~r wu n f,o IlVveand di,gn ury I~n ·1'ne. p reee ss 11111 ,Aillende ferm, I~ea d~ rs esn 'true
I

expect 5'Ilme magica I rea~ ism t'~1eelor ~.,~ e gliay~ t1[]!li! as of ~m:s politic trl '~h 9~es",
lined wi~'~1 ~43Jm~'I ~.\I'1±l affairs, R)ea~; leraUI;. st I U)W':; W~[I ~I~sty~ur f:11] l:eranC'tl 'f!lll f p,aifi. AJLSO READ:;: ChronJdo Gil :a ,D\g~'fh fot{J ~,~)ld ~iyGab:rri ~~ IGarei.a MarquBz. 'The la.sr·lidng' He W;ant!ed iby ,Jt!l Mill Did.h:nl

HIGH: MQS f of' An~ndets n~vEl's' ana

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·F·it C Y a breild~ i1 al~r., IU'miJereJta Co,unuv t~ Us I'

U.P wl~len i~:metdg mlj~!lIti·c ,stlif,aif'Ilgler ulnl e;a:s~e.s a b()lm b"iijhe 1[1 ella ilm in.g h,e r ·d'E!'CedISed hus:ha tJ1ld iiis

IntF.act his. lola'",

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or .'ow, WHEN?

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Most know n 'for ttl e~ 'mid-,2QOQ s pc p r heyday, inell bus has occas~mr'iallyde fie d expect,ati on, ~i comlPosi n g, ,a PIl'C,g re ck ke suite' fer a \ddeo game. or ending rhelr highest-se n ing albuml with al t rae k that featured Chinese lute al~da charus of fl!'lJ,gs. 'Til is ~lme, he ba nd tri es 1he Drh a Ii1d at s CD ~;eth i n g new: putf rag Ili~te ers tn n sis ap, Fo F "11 e mos~part, I't' Not' Nawl

When? 5IJCG~Cids with

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a rena roc: k
I

ya.wne rs, So mnOllen t ball ads and ,Iyri GS ,Iike I,yo ur SkB~ IlJ key ell]

TH~S ONTHt MUSIG~UNAD UllERAltEDIAlBUM REV~EWS

n118'JMy m~nd/Vo!Jn mi ru::l, 'it MSoruglna[fGirl y 0U iflii the origmal." Seoondllii!iten:: The sec 0 nd h a If (j! f the. aJb urn he ~ds up bett €:U:, 'IN ith fhe s ~rI Ppe d, SGu[ful acousrte number ~1[hdual1ce 'I'aking center stage, ,SOUfi dls,l~~k,e! ei I,owi n,g, ye ~~ wing ro e'k M 0
openlng
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SVNAPS

,L~pSe"i~-e
Lip5erYke

'Employs
'1S!'V'ery

postp~ nk tr~dk in th~ b'oo,k=

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rhytih m~, ~lfIF~~tless IYlfli(;~f'wuth n~

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be!EBit

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B~acPaTt)/s ~iIHelilcaphlN,;rJ' ~he IEdi~Dr,$~' " ~~ ~IM 1lIIn1iid~;f1 co mle immedi,a~ely to m lind.

Tlh e' fami~ ial~~tY;1 '~h,ou9hi'is co m'rortilng", ,Secondl Listen; They' disti Iliithei r roots, m,ov~:nglbeyo nd ~h!~min spalcey

Th ~~ ones
WREICKNROLL 7the SJeepyltead& ,Amidl the lo.. i este,N" f
of
t

ins'h'umenttall ~'H'eliopiiuse.TO 'whic~ ~~Illy ~holuM"j've' go:~e, on for lonqer

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MI,IRD., TRAFFI'C
StepAM'
,Mai,MmDS' '&

'lrash-:sIreWlIrIII ,SOllllilldlscapes

'WreckHRiOll challr,acmrs Iw. on tJhe'qry' edge of despa'ir:, ,r,appll ing withl

uneN plo)'t11ent, hunger:., :and h.arlln"iiJk,~ Tih.ir struggl. is almost slIiiciidillly 'futj'Ie-'" I
wilihnlili

The ,Jlt:Ic~'S' ,MIrror iaffk;

doesn~t 'rr,eature'
,iiriIy

WATCH THE THR,OIHJ&

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ofth~

mom.! me nita I that '~~e. become ,~Jidk:s Ij,ooenuu'k., flike ~~, 'gl!!j:~~ $pr~wI of .200ls, "1% of' One~ 'or :2'008~, ii,Elmo' Dellmo~:. BLlt evenl SVi!teli; 'oompaded '~QDJ nd, M ~lkmus;·~ music r@maiiillSas [r]ttrigUIifIIgl as eYer;,
gU~itarjawns,

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IU

Z ,an,gAi!'oye .~U!fI.'

iIUtind:!'~ 'they' eaJ lout ,In

be ,iii! Superih'Jan of

h,peir"Glmlbi'I:~olqSl~
WDflc;.,.,

,o¥erbeari ng ..

~Life is, Daldlla.~~arnshacld!e l riffs ,and al st,eaciy rhythm

~ II ,",oj'l 1I ,"U~ eS1PHla] I~n " -~unK; ,Junkl~ where ,glorious lbus ,i.

wi"

section

undi!t1!'ftG1"e seedy

li'nes d'i'go!Eve iIIl'lto a ga~agB...ock coda,., r

'~hall~S Illew IPro~uoor Bed~, ile I~~e to w 'me ,e(i(-Pavemmt 'rrOnlM1i1lrQl ~isanother
;905 h~ster icon him~IF:flStkk IFilg!lJJt'es;
Pa;veme~it dI~y,~ wh~~e '~FallAway"J ~5,at Igreat 'rune Lra the, 'VE'J'n crf IPJ~etwccdl at:;" M ,Se,condl Us,tBn ~The 'W,5=son 9 allburn :s,agls; iin $,potts. ,A ~e-ilner,cut:-=dump iing

Wafch,t,be' Jlur'Otne~ ;,5 al ,'OPI breathelli',. StUI!Ja,-Z h- "fill alhi ilss;i1s,ts,:-ji:s, ,sti,e;: Ii: _,., ~e'ns UiOUS 'fl.ow' 'Ies;h in'g 10ut the ..,JIL . .. . . . ·f' i.·I'i' ...-iI ,gGIIiI1I11n,an"1II; !II:.IIiiIJiE!'.es; ,01 III Illngl ana
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colonijtal-

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meRlality'ver_.

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d.liv'aNd 'in

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'tast.1he iron,' ~n8Y8fY guitar'

U:ck~

sonqs Iik~'"!S.h~r~the
ins't'a'!ll(e~'Wouid

S Du"d_s Iike:: Dong Abay meets Lou Reed me. e ts: the Clash" Calli it Man'lla Callin,
:58 If HIM

'Tiafflr::. .ili!J ,more ,mru~mjorglble ed ge,

hal'l#'eIrg~:ve~ Mir,ror

R@dl"".'ror

ntliilillute5

of :s:ile'n!cI' ,smacliC, hill ,th!e

IP,llliiIls tlllf\ea,

,So'l!Ilnds, Uk:,e: Stephen Mallkmu~ '& Tlh e' Gu~it..ariLick:s;

m ~I.dlile 0": ,the, a ~1~Uiiitl~ ,S,ay wlllrliat ,'OiU' wa:r1rt 8ilbcJ'(!lI!t ,thle man" lbu,t hJe' is neve,r' Ihotl1'iIfill! So U IFild51lice·::Hi P,-,holP lli'o,alllt, i havir-:.u '~ !llall1'k
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SE IOUS ---O'VIES F:OR SER~OU,PE'DP.LE

M,O'ME;YIBAllL

Gllfe.ek,liUrej

[~nd IFre!id[li!i1 Ii'lto'~8;legs Pi

POll.u~~hlhiilllt;'ng ~£;tion ..

W~TH: Brad Pitt Jonah Hill t1 asehail te am nlanage r gD1s an ep i'pha fIIY 1'h at IG(] IITWeran[l f1I al base ban tC!am s are dQing
~ wrong. HI:: sets out for iii rE~lllilij1 'by [~F1 [,mp.hlylt1 g C[iJ rn pllt,~r-gHnBra~G analysis, d U2Cru il'iHlg presumed Hawl2:d p~ay~r.s, rll<ing' :31 unU k€l',¥ Pfinn tlmhips aUld d!i)~ g f:.v~i)I1h Ing' If1 wmng. E%cept, you k~'!lwh~lis.n'T, IOUi: H!D'IJ enir1J~eli' 2

~MMDITALS With: IH!enry' C'avilll, Fr-etda Pinto G;re~kking HYlperion $: power hungry
action p~'aJn;to Aind
The ,5am~'ani!' that ul1leatShe-s 'lliitans

th~bow alf' Elpirul5.

'IWo,mim;pr'it$arn1iJe.nt~ aJter- whiclh ~hlY'd

'go ,aft-e~15h~ g;od~ the~r reV!e~"geji ,~f1 d h~',~~ t~ em ,~fter M~enemies g~ 'favor: I ret
Wiruo~t',the god~~hilS, morta~e;l!Ilfem~!e~

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THE ULTlTASKING FUN -YMA STARS IN I J-TINIGED ~O EDV JACK,Al~OIJlll-OUT END Of THIS - -D- -TH
W ~t : K,Clti e Hloillmu!s;~, IIP',taic'ino h A A cro(ss,,,,dressi nig Adla m, S an,dl,er pl,a,s ide'ntiicIII ,twiiins J1a!c:k ,a'n,d Ji~l~ ,Sadelisfeii-i:: ,J~II has i:fllng Ski' 'i:5 erass, ,D n,d 'Y~si,tsIroim dlorwnlto,wn Bro,nx t01 dil:Sllrulpt' 1:'Ii __ ~ '_ 'Il. __ ie_ _ _ _ _ _ ~'i!l_!!;,g _Ae~ hler Ih,li"'o''''hl-'r;~,Si ,aid¥e'-; rt:i'~;i e,""',-'''''":iIi mil I,-,m,p n ~.if'e'In sUlhulrb.lnl L,A o,nlfie a yeallf,,;,J,au:;;k hates :h'iiS
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,Sitl:l"~

,~"dthe li'~ans,keepilfllg to them!Se~es~ I Hyperlowa Imr'u~re less rui~eshis or imm;edl'ate topogfapihr~ ,and whe:t'e'Vf.!f ,e~sehe 'c~OOSieS t,a expan d. And beca!iJlse 't~;e gads can"t' irilt,enrell1e with pc~iutjcallmartall a'Fr.a'~rs.Theseus='s,ton@ mason, ~~pped ebs, pure c:onviction-' wil~ have to sa¥e '~hem,,an. Oul': Noy,~mb;f!r 1'1'
i

WIIIIH::: Jam e S Ma rs den, Ka NI: B ~swor t h HlOllywlD!od screenwr~~1'er husbanrn, and hls actress w~fereturn 1(11 his woman's probimil.va to ~I!'e'p an dl se II til e tam iI y home' after her father's death, M:lJrr~tal ten s i on and eon tHe ts wU h t he I neals rna na ge to s qu eaze 1~!l ms e lves 1n i!!
tha :Urlr)l\ includlng vio!en~ manly GO nfno f! fa ti r] ns wi rh 1he W ~fU' S E;l"X.,
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'THIE SO'N 'OF' NO ONE

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THE: E::XOR'C:IIST: IE M,A,SIT'EAED' Willua/:s~n it,:: Liiln da "'Ia illt' (demo',n ,tla~\g't.el,r)., E 1IIIieilillB ulrstyn
ella ssi c is t~i@ '9'Q lid! $,~and8rd fo,r F"i ~Ims fJea!tu ri rigJ '9 ilrls to rrnen te,d !by ,thle dev~'I,te n il~ 9J the s'bot Y o~ Reg,an (IEUa ~r). whose ~Iudd!e"chsln'gle' in b e,h~\dor d i~,tIU rbs ~I~rmother (EhJ r.~tyr~) en ,~I~e wlh beg'jlflls, :fN~reaml~:ng ~b:s,cenh'~esitJilBlr!! ,en'tlin~Ily m~11 volee pu kh'u~1g r-een e 'g'C)Ol' t~hai ngl ~@r h~ad 3,0,0 d egln~e~ ,j)n d w,a~ knltii g do'Wrn'li Sitt"dli fS ,ali~1~hljJga~mkeaim alii fUll us,. J ~e. fa m iiy tUfrru to e)torc:ism but the. d,e'v I~, ibemn9 ,h ,," eYI 'II·ilSfilr..'t glCH lno ,'.' -OWr:ll wit h t. dl " d ,. "'ou u 'IE!! iriIJg T
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Hi'gh:: Dijlrector 'Wi IIIam Fr~edki~n l uses me ad rno re thaWli tr,adlii~tiJo,nall :S;Cilf"e ta,c:ti cs ~'O ,crealte that
un r!lerv'in g 'F@,elinQ ':rolU get w'lh~ I,~' wat,ehi!iiJJg R.'~garri·s exorcism. The

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b,ehv,e"e'n ,~~:iJen,ce' 'tlllrnd 1r~lirgion, l,DW'~Cr~" e!-IW'D t,thy rnorne ~It~such g as' I[U a~r stablbhlQ he.l~ va'g ina wJittl~1a
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SI~.RANTHIDNY HOpIKI,NB:
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W'hl~I!l$,itnl '
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Carp,enter (con tornng) To in Wi I khui.O n (5 t~aell as'~) S
IWhe:ue Hopkillls briilHlftl:! '1'01life 'llJine '',Q'''' _ 10'1CilllelJl8J':Sm~sr icmUllic V!majf1ls~ H;81nnibi1lll Lec11eJ it ;~einrUS; ,docfia r' "'. wilillil an appeUtle 'f!m h!!lID8JfIl'He.sB11" 'HB: snowed fhe \W~ldI t,ha~mlJl~dere-r,s:~ ~e cul~Ui1d'.
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Patrick. fabl:an (priestly) Ashley B'ell

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W' hOi,~~ ~ '. - S In -. Les Iie N r elsen (hilari(] us) • Linda Bla~
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The dli] aTh of an alleged

cnllege c(Ded named E'mi~y Rose (Carpen~'e ) sparks controversy possessed

(freaky) A horror m (H~kLim e nta r'i of ,BJi!llf Witch fas h on ~old

,rrOi(l

(parodied) A direct s'po 0 f of The ExorcisF. it

f,e IIIs 1h e sm,[lry Df Fa,~~ler odedlah J Mayii (N~alsef1l)

~he

also

when 'the priest {Wi~kinsoD) who pedormed her ei(orc!srn is charged

with murder. Pros 0 C!.J1'n on contends EII1lHy confion'ed herself like a pretzel because she is epUe,pt:ic and psychntlc. As her st,ory is told through flashbac'k,sl ~rurh and lies become as disturb~ng and unys!'erious as E~lIi~Vls demislB, Hli'Jh~:C:~rllcnt~fs demenle srnH is
unforgettable t'onig~t,

II R ~ _STDMER'S IDRIeULA Laiii'll'l~~rusfed trimi~s rm'illj'IS' '(10 ~ bJy 'th~ hlO11'[li~'1inatr 'was '~~nnDna R,fife! r amll K~anu Re~tsl Bfilmis!h ,8;l!:tOnms; G~adl'fhifill 'thJ;p~jintS 11181f1~' ~i® ~hGs;plans~lIIls151~fH!~r Van Hfl'sing,

pers~eclbviEI of a disillusioned m~niS'~ar (rFabian) w after yea rs ot perform~ n g e~.ra relsm s agrees te do a doc u r'l'H!~rrfary i~ g 1'0 discrad if ~he ritu el, They rne ef' mln ~he -fa'mn~!yof a n a II e,ged oossessed g~ rl (813,11) an d mi s~eaid in g~ tells th e m f~rJJaf ~

no

w'ho takes it up © tl h~ S e ~fta van qjlJ ish the devil m ins id e·Na n c"1 (BI ai r, ;agai n~); Aft"e r s e. e·in g
W~ m en

pu ke and gat vic len t~cu rs e, amd 'twist 1'h B if bod ies iIII th e name of Be elzeb ub, it· wi ~Ibe a blessl Ilg ~o wa1'ch

the exorcism on their dau,ghtllf!r is a s U ee ass, Man~1J. S .3 n d th [l: f.iI rn1 ma kit:rs,
soon wiml1ess haunrings at nigh,', convincing them 'l'hat '~heU'l~may be actual evil nn US alter all. Higlh~A, fr~.sh a pp rnac h to a fsm n ia If
hOWtlVIM'J
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a movie 'f hat ~ Ok'85 fu n at al~til a 1'. H'iglll: [)ne- U n~rs are a pi e ntYi such
as,; "'Y,D1lire S n 'T 01;.gh.

nilJlw €'IJ ma

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possessed a wlQman"s body?Pl and iiSatarl~ W,ai'l'l where do you 'think you're

She is ymu W'b~'ghtf1arc

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Law:

out I1lOre like a c;(!Jur~rlQomdr~,m,ri rather 1~3n a horror

'I]ck~

II'tplays

,Il falillllJilllS, 'Welsh Jeslll i1Ie~ani~t tletches a Yi1ll!n~ pliies.t le:S!5v:ftiS I, I~n bd!ni~tui!flRd'emons from young Viirgins. ND1' his beS1' 'r@le '~O
liJlaf a~ bUi' _,, an'I !li',!Il!'£ D" ]''1<1 _ _ _ _,,_ ,~-- ~"HiJlee, , jjoda'-~ -f:N,rn1U~""'SlEli8!1' !IlI_ .. ~l ,," s;1i11a 1;01I;,I!IefL

ryli 111,.'fh a clever c i nemate gra ph y Dn Iy m ~ke s til e mill m 0 ['13' frig-,hten in g.. low: Ain Ie nd mg 1~' will have you ,gojn g a1' HWTF? rattle r '~haJll "0 M G~"
8tO
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go~ng?'" an dl he a Ii1swa rs: 1'1111 goi ng r (:II [] iSrI e.y Itt1Jnd!~ ljDlW'~lakes a s t~b at an t he re 1.i,ghJ us
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jo'k es yo u c a.n t hi n,k Df. Ri sk. bei ng exco ITl nlllll n h~~fed f,~ pat ron iz:1 g su c:: h r n iu~ret i c rn a Ie rial..

OIIHE:H

VIA Ny'IIlK'
from the new'

LDOIK IINTDIF~, ' 8KI- -IS

VIDYEUIRRTYP'E

Wha;t 'c:a" fans (ilf Miami InA e.xped' 5lhop?

Prem lere in k rna n Am ~J amestalks 0" opennn,g shDp i~ 1hs'

, THIIE: lLAS,T'SEASON ,'OF ,ENTOUAAG'E

Wile ra yo u 'fi III d Vi n ee back fro m ,n"e'h ~b~' Aru [[,1 0 Id and r to e 1il1I~S sus 5 pi itti re' up ~ Eric nilnn~rlig his own management com p a ny PIOs;. pre-n u ~1lal debac~e wiTh Slaan, Johnny I]r~ma en~rnying his own f.amcan d 'iu tl e kf.ckstart~ng a bus iness v1Gn1l1'U re with a to IIIu ila line, None of ~ha~ made sense '~OlfilU? H~sW ru I'll th rn u gil a qltiic'k, mr1 a rat ho n o'f the so r~es fi rs t seve n s eas 0 ns b efere closgng in on mhis last nne, Oln;~H90 Si gn ~1'u re

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The ~a'trooI5,h~v'e
'Cha!FtHg~d, NeVIl

T he, '~l, 18 be ing il111f'1(]1 Ibr Clt'tl1l8 rs rlEllre R,a,Uy! Erwin a~d Ben. l'he:y ,sni,f'f out in,~uslices w~e[ue, present, stand up '~or ~'lhe:downh·odden and let ral n h e~~'Ure,!d ;8Jlrml nat ion an d ext ra o r u:nll!).hy' l~ld'~o prof,ai n I'ty Qlmw h (I sve'r"s gu i;~ty'.A,pPe arl ~,gin sue h se I'~ex pi an ~lh]:rrysa gm en ts as: ~'A'mb!1lsh .

ClA,PIP'ED TIE:IE,TIH ~N T'HIE 4,TH ,SE'ASON O'F TRUE I'LO'O,D'

Ju sf wh en yo u tho ugh! you'ld never S,8IQ' her ,algain P',aq U ·A'S back! Yo LI can
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¥o~k d1~·r.n~t'E!has I)y its own 'Fllav'QF.,LM'ek,

1M1$,

Big ~p,h;~
fC'E"

(wi t h IEn~i!11)! Mod us (Bre,") and ~Re sba k" (lihlfly),. It 's 2ts f- e entu ry c r i[m,efi gilt ing 01aGI~, '~GIW '~e I0"11;& Ion.
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Ill'

P'emiie,e'.s~ Wed ne sday, (N [)lJ'embe'r

2)~ I(][:OO p.m

'Wa~ch~ On;~ TV5 Ai'r!,:] [Friday. 5:,30 p.,m.

only hope that atter [hat male-what'shis -lac e-va m p ire 'who, 'bro ke he r h sa rt comes flo his senses, ~hey wi~~ want to make up. M ean in II mo re ste a ~~y m,aJ'k:e'~ up sex that on~y~ pro'f~'ssl8d blsexus], her real I!fe b oyf ri end and e reato'r Ai an B al i tan I[] rchsst rat e. On:;,HBO P,e;nderes~1 h u rsday {IN(]ve[11I'I b er 3)1 U] p.m,

Ib@aU'tfful sh~;)p, I'WAI '~hre' mh:~cn,~Q,f' SO Howwhich is in the heart of ~he.Art IDliis~rictof N e.rw 'York City. You h aive a Ine w ,alp prefilti ce i!l rh irs show. Iis it ~IO U{.ated t'@ m ~"t'D' m,P
we ~aV1~ this

a tattool _rtist?
I th[!FiJk:,if~ ,always, COtmp-'i'rtat'e.d wherti, y,our ,~ppreflti~~'s ,~ close 'ITil'l~nd.~f~; l

,itIllway~diJF~ielU Ilt w\~n 'you 'FeeIIILke 1fCUJtre womking wirth 'ramii Iy~,And Y6jJjo

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. 'TIIGHTT:-,S,IH.I,T' ."AICIK WITIH A, V'IE" GIE,ANIICIE V'IIA 'TH,! Jt' fAC'TDRI 1 h e sam e si ngi n g show I~olmpiet~:ti0 n
'~ha~ slpa.wlned leona L.lew)s'~:s Bdtis;h
h rn nZI81 ~~es :an d VII!l]l[~:a'~ s Wi ow g e h,~1P has Sirnnn headiiilni'l1Ig as ,a.jMdg'e'~ a lorng' wtt'h a n o.w-an,gry' P,a u Ia, ,Abdu I, n ~I~;e gail~ ex" Pus syc a'~ INteG Ie Sc he rz inlge r, and m ke n b~lack, guy

S .,1\40N CIOW dILl:S,

(from Miami Ink) ~!i,de:Ffrnirte~y' ene of my dlbs~st You always; ha¥Q 'to give. ii, haJrd ,app re;~tic~ship '~:noc,aU:je,thafs ~ow ues alway,s, be.~n. YCJl..!!'~re passing dawnl a craFt:,~J~dIlthat ay be Itu~ m 'trade bb:air

puts FOod an Ms pla!~ein d1e r1JWlr'E'.

50 ,t 'tti@ein~ is: also a pra(tic:al
·trade?

N 0 matter where' y 0u go a:nd 'What YO'U !do.n~'~ heve, you'lll always 'ftilnd a
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,diiJe'!l1t to ,get '~'B'ltoced ,and 'g~veyOIU

'e!tll

ough m aney to 'go 'e!>dt

'Caire

dh11rr'!iEH" and

take

,of youlfselfr that tl1Iir,gl~rt. Yeu empl,gyed Mceg an . ilssacre

in NV. Wha:l! ' dy'i'l:e ean

LA. Reid~ pmducer, I[:on[t,es.f,ants

,si'ng in' i~n~l~l'~ pane~ ~nd a fufll ct the
st lui ~IO d'[e nc e '~ro m [) ay ~, J udgl~'s ,au '~fu~Wl1'akc~hejiwpIcks and send 'them 'ffiuIm,entor oaUJt' camp Ior '~hili[rlex,t' e om pet iflll] 11 Ilelv',~~I. rr] me" gets a Wi S5'~ m iUifCJ;mU~lCn d~alland a than C'B 'ru'o sing in next yea.r's Super-bowl. On: S'mudio 23 A,i'f:s: 'fhtJr,$.day ,and Friday, B p.lfin. 8;'30 P.lf1t

you ,i~e fgmale artists tr,Ing to get Into th, h~si n .'~$?: Thets 'fiu ni Il'1i'Y beceuse tha't's a b~g

'' I~~ehi3int: in. '~h@room. Flor the 10 n.g~st p 'timle'~,the t~uo!o ilndustry walS, rna Ile~ ,dom inab~d~ 11m the last '~o'ye(illr,~ Ibut
'WcMinlitm

ro

WDlmen havle, be.eiFtl' popping up. Ilm

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;s,hlops. [Megl!;lli1

MiaiSsa,cr-e is ~m',aJzirl1g.,

NY 'ni' p:lf\em,ielilltS

CHl

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Sill"da, ('Mio,velll ber ],0:) ~'1'1 p. D'I

'The;r~~Si,no~hh,gfl"llo['e ,aro,I[j,~,ingl ~ha"the siglh~',~'f'a, I w()marril deep mn t'he '~~lrlcn~s p'!ealiure. Ilt"st'he ,:ij:tnJ FF ()'~ g aOld IPOWlI1~is:Illt'ifa d@ ,(')-E Butr:~ !Jjlnl~'~,e'y\OU~, a iCDup!lle of

s~rolk~s;3lnd tug s dlit@1I1't 'Ei1!.iI1Ilough

get he'if th.,elre. IEv'~'fll WQFSe~ ~he kind crF pr~,S;SljJlil'~ 'YOIIWi c:r,a~, iC~liJlIJ ca !JJIJsealnl !JJ n pll.easa tilt iH'liId- pailifil-F'~Jtl ,serl<!~lall xpel!'ience e fO'if helw'"IEalse up Ion these moves, an d 'YO'ilJ"1IfU'ndl ,th,at it pays, tal be ,a g·e;n1it~eman bed. in
t:D

:5 PIUT'TIN'G IT IN BE:F'OR,E S,H !IS RE'-DV

'Whi~',e'~t'takes; you hess tha ill ail m~'~·'iIlJt-e r,!'v up, heir to ~,ady,paMts; IFM.!!Hed :l he worked 0 fill 'for rnuch long er b bef,ore t~ley're' ready' 'til) iga ,~~n ,thoolttle. Give 1~le'wdill ,the tOJp'@plarY ,$'~:e i~,eNE!dls b-e, P1iiQIPE!lriy ~~Ibri ca:tedl. to
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1 MAMHANDLIN'G ZONES

SENSITIVE

O'~hE!lrwis@.p ~ lutttralt'iio n wUII be palinfull and can even resul,t ili'1bl!~ed~ng and ~la~ra'tuQ.n:sc,

and deU,eate 'Rower thgit needs to he, hg'~ldlre Wij'~~1c~t~.. IRe·peat dt~shl d 'your head w~en yo nJI J'llfe g,ett"ung toe carried ~~IJW:ay;,

LA wom\an~s diiltoll:lis 'lis ,a b ea.ilIltJ'full

H er U't:tt~'e II,ov~ m oUlnd 'wi n net resp-ondl fitrvo'rab~~t w, b'i~i[l,g (with teeth) G)if beingl tkkJl'-ed to 0 vilgorlously. rNof' w'lin ~Ie'n' IFt~p'pl,es. Irn'$,t,ead" l!lS;~'rOUIr !~piS;to 'gh/e

to, tiiim,e. Rememlben' to app ~yIlilghrf. preS:SMlt,e, 'whe til t'O'!J.!l'chii'ng,~ ,suck: i:1I1i! rnc derati on i3lli11d lilick. ,a lot,

chefs!! highly ,elro g,enous ,ziones a ni bb Ie h'olTil t~mle'

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THe FeTISH LINe 8~fQre you i!~I~rQduce gnyth~fJ"ig rout, oW the. ordingry ~in'I~H~~dl, SUre ~o' d'usuUJI~s 'with yo~:r partner, The be it 11,s,sl:1t t~ling ')'D!U 'wan~' to, db i~bring out ~h,e 'whip and balllg)ag and see' ,a ~ad~olf' urb~r ~,onor on her ,facie. all', @as!!' h@f iiiilro the. iidea by s:tarlJiifitg ()~f :slowly; [If' YO'!lJ!"'IF@ ~tF'd~, S s M,~do 'light bandage. '~rst C'uriou~ ,about alj1tj II sex? Try tOlichiiin 9 he r ,badkdocr ,gendy. 'The wary she reacts, wUII dlLiI'i2 you in en ~ aw to proceed, TOiliNG 5 _ EFUS~NG TO CU If'j'Otlre ~'lnl,a romantic re,lla'~u'oll1$hupj some post-sex oUlddlli Iii! q ls (mere o'ften ;~ha m1i ot) ,l;j mlUlSt. S\i~~ngln 0 n tOI '~hisr,e'Clue.st wil~de'~'rlJitelyIdecre,ase the ~ikel ho·od ~ o~ you glettingl ,~Ie,xon ,a re'gu~,ar b:a!S;is. niks, to' the Tha bondimll g hormone. (n::yt()(;iUn, W:Qmle'1i11 te nd to (;'r~IVe
cornl@C1~'@n and dlose.ness af[,@,n' :!iitexual inl!~rcour5e.

W'HEEL Wh~1Iii1:sh~,P.s'go,ingl down en )'lou'r r,eS~$tthe ulrge to ho,ldl 'on to' hiu ea-r:5;~m~ use ,the'm 'W steer her head d ln '(,our d'ec$,in!,d dh\.~H:tiQrtHer ears are for hee r:~ngl. SQ' ~lhie' C_al~1 !i~'te.n ~o' y'ou :telll [h,e'li h,o'W 'YOU1 W,iilnt: thiltilig:s done. The 'S,t9Jm,e!' goes ~ I!' pushi Il'iI 9 til wOm,fjjFi ~s Bfld h d,(tw(I when 'you WBin't her ~OlVEl ntu re, so ilJllth., AII~ you halve to do 'is ask=n i~@ly"

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AMAZING
TABL,E'"

IERCING

EY&S~ ,AT lE,AST' YOU'Ll ,H'AVE S'ONE ACE,S TO BRING TO THE'

L~KE IRAM '. MODEL AN,D POLITICAL SCIENCE M,AJOR

Irm CUIFren flY' 'ilrl!'~'h"di-Y'ea'F coll~g@ a nd r t,~Hogi ,j¥iI b aeh e,lor~'sd.e'g ree ,in pol iticca ~ s,denCie maj'o ri iiilgi iii" Ig,ea,l gIOi\i'@tltJ'llmle.lil't 'fldlm~'rl~str,ati an. ,SOl ,8 rei 'we s pealkiii'lil II ,to ill f'utu re p,ubUc
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la\~amlJ.al ko ,run ,M'!, H:a hdl:!! 'We met th 1l'"1QII!JI g h 5~)lTiiJIit irtF ittl~e ev,efrt.s; we IIJl sed to
mod@:~for. And wh en th e ,d'r,e.rn't has a p~g Il'a k~'m,u,kha niya ~ kamukhij' m, ,tth ~ a Iw,ays 'glE!t us to mod el ~ogletjher'. Whe.illl "au, ,are'Ii1;~'t 1111'11 del iil1'~ hO'w do you

SiJ Karte~[Olc~lm po, FH,M modre~],

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,Sle r¥ant"

I "m nat r,!'ailly su re, Ha ha! ~i ctw3!lly ha d In'D

ehetce n my' d E'g ree, At Brst I d,~dn~"~' want t,o ta,ke up i"O ~i ca!1science but now un ti... tl ,
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IA,ISH T,IOZ:'ON~ 'WHO ,SAY'S; ,SHE

ENJOVS lEAANI '. G A THr-G TW,Q FROM TH 'MEN SHE DATES~ ~I .. 'EAL- Y IKE IT WHEN I LERN SOMI TH~NG

spend ',DU It' ,timel' WaJa,1 Hi"d~ lI1ga aJro,gumiglm,jk ,~h;,I jus'~ U ke
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'to sleep or s!lPemd tim e ,2ilt

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h omle.. ~'d,on't Ih'av,~ ,e nig!htlmWe! Ie ori'tJ1 9 eh. ,r¥0'/1'?

Willihilt

lan.fl . .Pa,g 5i~ipa',g,"~, puwed:en91 m~g'~Law

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d!or101u pe'ts:u'l'ulll it,?

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NE'W F"OM THE PEIRSON I AMI WITHI~ SHE TElL5IUS~ S,O Wi TRY TO IMAKE A CHECKLIST OF OUR OWN,~ HO'ING TO SC,HDOL HER IN OUR UINFAMIIll.JAR WAYS,. DAB,Bl.lNG IN DEB,A,UCHEI,Y" CHECK" BLIND M~SDtR,ECT~ONl; CHECIK .. I=ATTENIING OUA 'EER

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IMy' b,oy'Fri,end p,ai d me B $U rprise v'is ~t at IhtJom e. A,t til at exactt~ tu:m e .my m·othelF 'W'~IS p ~an 1191 '0 n Imln niilng ,iii n Ierrand Flli S(H;;nle.W'hefr~',so' W~ took dud vanta 9 of
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my f:e e't ,amd do ,alllll)lorr~~ o,f U10[m,an ti c th~ng,5: with me. liulle did I k"@w my wi£h woull'd
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d lent who ls hea d, ever hee ls in ,10N''ewi~h '

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CHILDREN OF THIE "8'OS AND THEIR GAY BROTHER.S, W~LL KNO,W FAME~ SHOWN IN 11980, IT' CHR.O'N~C:IL.ED THE AMBIT'ION, EGOIISM, H EART8REAK~, AN D DR.AMA THAT' COME 'WITH BECOM,ING FAMOUS.

v,ers:~on,of Hig·Jir Schoo} Muskal. An d w(hait' does thh; have to dlo 'w'~t!hour cover gi'rt top mlodlel and

l~t s;p'~,wneda TV' series, a real ity, di,OW. land a cr.alppry ~N'JO;' telmiB'ke OUlr gli rlfri·end.s made us· sit thToug h" llits,,eponymous ~hem!e.song 'wilill live' fore'v'e'f as an Oscsr aw,alr,dee fo,~ IBest O'fli gli nail $0 ng .. It wa~, p,r,oba bly' 'dMl~b~ig h~a'lirSlrlid sllkou lder pa,ds

shal~ ed srpl~~\:Mrepen:hed on ,an eq ualilly perfect ~ralmle., N!o

herself andl not an ovelr'-~inF1ab~dl lego. Hler head '~S'ne~ither 5/w'lell~ed nor in the dQud$' ..J ust .ijj J'lerF:ectly

,at~enttu'on~lgrahbilli1g antics on set;: just agltJ'leeablle and IP,iain piol~i'te. NIClI alaIJ~y.~)!Just a gh111 'who wou Idn''t mind
reusl ng

her plastic cup. Candid·.

~ Ii -arcund b~aut'H;JI erson 0 -nU5i~ p Ca ~nes-s? Actua~lly"alb.s:o!lut~·ly

·u.ts.uallyused to dlescru'b@ a c·ei·@brii~y, y!~tQ1musa is, 'C ne, 'W'hi:ch ms

plrobab~y'why she is ,thl~ pester Igi~11 for [not b'eingl al poster gmri of that ' M Iliitterling un dlustry;

se~f..depllj\~ca't~n pragmatic=If1lot: · gl,

ncrth'irn,gl-'On1usa •.y,c·u see, is.n"t· aib out the. Walme' at a ~I..She, g,en1ui neJlly .shru9 s when asked 'why p·eoplle L can ,t seem '~O' gie~enou gn orfh. er~ M.o.de~lin1g ~lsa means to h,edl

You know you" re' ]n:terei,st11ing'

wihern1 t3llli 'woman

ki nd wou ld ~o",e

she Illove,s11o!th:ing more thaln te slleelP Id Util!'1lgJl the dayt11ime". IOroy. sa

to l~a!vleh er

'F~c.e~ her or

'falmie

b,ut

may rnJ~!tIve '~o'&"ever~bUl on rhe.sle I pa~eS\f sl~e !IS mm!mortaill.,

rlml u.sualilly mere com'F'Q;vtab~e ~han ,~w~s ,tod~y;I wa~,a ,com b'in~~ion o'f: sll!eepy~,col~d,~ hung ry: II w,a,sn't on I snd my bsst lbe:havkD1J' today, I·f people s:tullthi nlk I;'lm ok~y' despii'te a~I o'f that,
,ti,Ii!n

~t~~ Iy mid ng, And col d~'Ha higl! rea~

wen, my' boy~'r'iel1d ~ay~I

''V~,

don e

been sayij'ng !a~I'flay that this was 'gloirng te Ibe my' filn!!!~llbody
pai nt shoot or e'ven
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a few a ppea r'an ces in the 11'11' g zh, • you'"re now' on the cover" I ow was t'odayt;s 5 hQ D,t ffJllr"m s iI'Ie r p al nt and an? Mo~e .na'k'ed thaln nOFm'!a I~'wll ich sti~11 no[ used to. Ha hal~I 'vie

'"f e I' quit

,tha'lnk

G odl. Ha hall

. nd ')'€iU got to do th shoot with S,anYI Smith, your good f' "il Ind a'nd fellow Zombettc,. ~ei.5li' I shoot with Iher alii the ~i'lm:@.Th e

lasf she Q't 'rllalt W~ did 'together w~s sort of simlil,ar;, We ~ealilyh!lVlfa' to stop doinQ na1k'edl shoots t09,e~her~e"lr!e w geW ng too ol~d that f,o,r
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W@III~I don ~'t.kra,ow. Th@,~,@,~ue,a I'o;t ~)if'frh~'ngs;~w.a,nt 'tOI ,dlo. I JILlISf!. have. to
dleda'e on ,one thingl and s,tick to it

But what wau Id O'fnu;s a do 'j'f s'he welien't' modeling anymon;;:?

enougl~mens maqszines sind that i ,sh@uld just, let iit re.st ,al~rl~I~ld~;II meain.~~ 28 FQiQW ,il ttd I d@ rt't ~hhlk 'm !'III be ,dt('jrnng m,odell ing fOf much IOl1g e'r, so i't~s, glOad '~~ingl 'th~lSshoot a happlsnled no'w. O'therwi~e I ¥IOU ~d harv,e Iha,d to nUirn it down" Ha hal
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ike what J'i4 y~u have in mind? E'i~~el~s'tart my ow.n Ib usiness en

start des~lgningl,',~ a~lsow,~ntledl 'to .J! ll t: . 'lLuJi' some,l.IIoj·h··· 'ur-a,il Illnvo I'rves. rCHJ' d..•, .ling .,Jil,. tjio,.' I also wanliited to pilint~I ,a,ctually ial~so want to su'ng. I know; it sounds Icorll"ny~ bll1Jt I W,illl'lIit te :si11113 til ot ~ n the way most people would ~Uike,

I don't

Wiant' IDa

do it on TV; IJust

want to do lflt 'F:c'r~hf! :s.ak.€! crf d'c,ilnrgl '

it. Hope,fu'll~y wh@f1 I d~'dde' o qluiit t mode,n ng I"d g,et ill chan c)e~tOI go
'to school and 'take lal sh@rt '....... .... n;n·_ 1~'V·m·· IUI~,~.V ~;tl,...·llnnl deoen d,~, I _ ~~.·I·~ _'~~ '~~~.~ .'
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I win miss Imo,del~in9~~H)I sti~1w,ant

,and 'F;as~·'Oln,.I 'w,culdl k~lV\e~ net to the Ofllre in ~ront o-f !the carnera.

back

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body pal nits

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to do thmnQ s reillarted t'OI the. i",dustfY~

Is .,his really

,a'"ng ta he ycur

be,

'~ln what

~ IP Eck. I 'Wou~d want

~'O g(~'

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~a&t.s:hoe"t w:i,th,

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alb,cut it 'the rl'g h t way so I w10ull d rath er study' a IIlttle bit.

Cl1EL~lll
Th at'~sa pI'
H Y ext ens iv

Ibuel< at

only' 'to have the'm di'e aJ'Ft,er tlhree

list. But surely "'ou\, 'alftC'ady do ne 5 omethi n g Y'0U' re rea IIy proud o'f.

know? IHa hal!

days., IlEN:.V~ them on ,th~ pla nt, you

Ha h~~ ~t'.sha rd
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but ~--h""n B I........ba .... ~.... Ii>lhi ... k ,d'· r;j ~ 'L K_ g~ k 'what have i ,a,ccoI11IP Iiishedl~, and I cain ~tthiiinik o·f ,Ellr1lyth'iIInIQI." and IP eople
!i;!l1 I~~'

m·odeling as an ,a,co'mpllli:shmel~lt
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i 01.,

ror Iml~ t,o' (.otn~i'der

59 hDw WQ!J.II1dwe ge't yourr

You Idorl't haVie to. I'f I't' -works it just worlJks~,[~don'r date just alnyone you ~no,w.'.I'm WE\a ily ~ ick,y'with ,~uys.
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attention~, then?'

are'l' l'ikJe, j·Oh! wlhat' awlS· you ~'al k~'ng

about'-? lin terms, 0 f mod,e,l~ng e nd there, Pnl'~essioal

Bu~' H II~ke' guy he' wi~11e~'niii~~'~y' a d ~nQw,',ibe·cau-sel '1[11 probalb[lly be the

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~, ,scare d 0'F· eop I eo, in a way. ilJ IP ~oon [ I~k!i! 'COllnJV,en~n urnlles5, 'iJ~'~sEN:e:s;salry~: '91 n 1lllmjost~y ke1ep to Im,YSiel,F' or I on~'Y tallk

bees use i'f thet had n't happen ed, [IIIpwl@babIy 'W'()lu[~d ha.v,e' b e.e.n mOI~e oomf'ident. It did som ethilng to, my per:son.a[llity: it just: chari~ed me, r~ril

I~"v'@ ur 'Y'~ I~:'fea fJld eveliyth ingl., But it di d SCElJe me' and shape [me as a pel!rSO!'1 dho~'c:e. You ~tu:llil ave h
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'Twitte'n', some Ig"o ~Ohmy' 'g,od 'YiOu'~le my' ldol," 'Things, [I'ik~ ~~ait, he nl ceo ~ thing,s. [lit does he!llp1'when peopl,~
f

1m,@, [~alppy: .lmk~'w~@n IP~,ople ~a,v·e nlce ,!things te ~ay;,lil~e IQ:n makes

YOll.lVle

o li1e tOI mak,e' the f~rs,t move.

do ne a ~ But ~d~on~'t ot'~ wan't It to

retire' to se'ttle oGIQwn~ 1,-:that in th.e ea rcls, "0 r )lou at rea dry? No. no plans yeti not at ,all. II don't e-V~lnl h&Y\i!' a drea,m 'weddingl 'cr anyth lin~. [Im not realdy fur ,marr'~age
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Models usully

Tttat~s what w like to h ' If'. 58 you d~n~t belioye in jus·t t;luys iItlPpro"ail::hing ,ou. beingl all 5U ve, buyjng you iii drink?

to p~
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pi@, who
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11;1 '- w m me".

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__' ialn-I ~ntrev e'ft' ~[IL-IU ,t II m '."-"'_ r • c

Ir¥e' kno!~n a lo ng

have niCE!' '~h to say about you., in'g.s So jus,!' to be cl:oar, hay fUJI FilipiRO Iblood at' ~t I was bo rn [he~ea nd [Ilived hr:ue my e nt'lire, ,Ii"fe" 111~ltJllywent 'to

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~'ntemlgitio:nal ,sclhool for

1[)11i1@'

yealr.

!~'~ght~lfJ1ed.. H'~I a!!1 h Th@ only time

~I ~ln I~ e~u be~inga lie·und a lot of' c

so ~ dOln;''t 'want' to thiln k abalUi~' i"t yet I gu:ess l~~~, USI&! Ijlml stlll beca rna dlel Ing., Obvlo usly whe;nl you 9 e.~: rnarrled you th'in'k, about, kids, and
1thiftt' SI th e last ~hlim,g my m Indl~, on @$p'ecia~ ~i~ s'~HIIIwalfJ1[ 'to 'b e do~ng Iy' '~ 'what 1 1m,dioing now. ut you d id sa'~' yQU were lin ,a c;;o mm it ted rela t; 0 n5h ip~
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sruiPr~d1. H a hal! Ilfs fine. if ilt happens, ~ha,tway; but '!it' doesnt halVE! ~o be ,2j Nile,. I do:n~'t 1fl~nkgir~ssh auld e'~~lPect uy,s to 'b e g '~heone: 'to iB,lway;g; approach them,. [Ilf you imke'someon Eo, 'why w.alit? SOl whaft"s the beldlest meve yQ ~ plut 0 fiI' guy? ve Wei L, tihi's gUll wars ,one of'lm,y

NJo,. II thirgJk thaes

,goes, by
i'mlyon

I I~ Ikee1P]nlgl m Imrysiel f ke, . ,an d to my srn a II-~ glFOU1P f~'rl en,d5,. e ~rlml nat ("~i lui~sh", bu t [IIthink. as tim e q th a n
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peo~llle ~s 'when I~'¥e h ad ,a d rink er two,. I ne ed sOlmie'~hin~ tOI take the lEi d g'e!1 '0'ff-'-H ,a h I 18 _ ,'ai, ~,ut mOlr,e 0'ftt-' !IJ~-n
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'Tagalo'~~h w1eU not th at wei ~~but III u nderstand i't a~ I'e.alst I took a'lll my ear\~i ngs a rid I~a~ Ilmlmli'Q r,aUo n t,o d
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I understslnd the ianguag,e; IlrlM not Just 1a1 roreigne.r that :~ive.s ere. h I 'iEH:.tlUal yknow how "[10' speak ~

nOit,
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be, a p,erm.anell1rt' resldent,

mysiel'f 'I~vinganywhere

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YOUI real iZii!' thlilt' 'Yt"HJ dCln't

need th'iJ,t malny 'fdends. I c:aWlI tal k. to

e bu t IIdo n't feel the need t-o
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Idhoi te'", 'I mean, ~l~o'Y1~o t '~fI"avJ!~1 I do Slay I wan t to Illeav,e, and

I had. the

be 'frillnd:s

bu t at the' 'end 'Q,f ~h~,d,e})'I know rn ~dw.ayg come bact l't~s~@ oln;ly ~
pl'~CIS! I know to b"f=' hO'MQ"
QUn;.,e'!efiY

I do have, a steady boyfriend~ II was

b o'Yfriends. SOlmleOIUle '~(),Idme that [h@, Ii ked me, ,i!nd I 'was, n@wly g,ingl'e. I wSS I'ik'B, reall~y?' So I founld, Ol~t wh ere he· w,alS 9Q~'n9 to' be ithat ni'Qlht ,a'nd Ijust wen'[ up 'to h~'mand
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'Wliltlh eVf!lry OltJ1!!. Good po,int, Ilut it~:$!J bit "r~n;'c be calu $19 you r pi C1 utes are
everyw' hef>e, and t he-y :s e sm N

de p ict la Ce r ita,in f.esr-yle. IL ~ til ~,rht 1i"III! --I [1i"'J;.... o n I.... tIL "nlll~I'r !!",'I;;;~ I~~!;;;:, _!11m . ff! ~yl",,!Il _~ ~;i;:!I. "'t ~,!Ir.•
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honest a~l@itJt yoursel f. W,h a _'are some t·h inlg s you would !:ike te change. ahout yo ur pelli'SGn a Iitv?' Behlgl 'tD 0, ,conscious,. And [~'dGk.e' [I to

it I did not lenilOY the who ~edat'ingl th[ng. ~ twas jUlst ICOIr1lkul$i g an d n
'[ir]119 I ,Bind

snn~lle last y.e~r fur the ~'rst tirtn,e in a ~\a[llly' Iiong ti me an d II d'~d ~Iot ,en~oy

daln~ed
n~ 1!I!il'gl'

ht w -'oJ b.." .:c ','.'l~Q the' ne:xt 'Fo ur

:SiC) e,Q(n'1Et m
li

'with hi m" ,Andsi:n~e that

~!g"e!

. on .-- ~~,- .o;;;-·~IIl,,_!.... rf:-Ii" III !!i'lI,;!!;~p\gl!r,g_~,!~'~, I!rQ~

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,social it.e ,a ~;Q!cjiiall im d

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b er,an dl ,a glold

be, al ~ittle bi't m,Qlfe

'wh en I '~nldSOlll!e.on'B' I

I f' -you r,e,aUy liiikie it·s ,~u:s:t go! ng to WI~ rk,

YE;2I'rs.

fe\alilly lJ;'ke I make, ,5u~e it las:ts OJ 'w'hUe. It'is plfletrty h;iUd because ina blWAI t;h~'ss'mla,llil')"tlIU Ci nIt da'be too malny pe c p,le'~Tl~ere'!s,,a~ imit; 'jI"CilU ~lari(le to ,,-or e': I· !'t ,s. I·k-_;-Ie Pl!ll~' a I:'l!:u[mlber ,on ~:t \S'e _. . 1- ~y~: you ..re d -. your cou.slns a_r'ea d =-atln'!Q eve rrone yOIUI know is'i [llil~ei'daiti 819 each od~er.

What if is om e s'y r ...rnak tin 9 fa ree ,appl'i8 che,d yo u with

wihatleve'li"~ i kno'w ev:er::/on@ ,b!l!c:aus@'

a'li1d
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dig,g ~r~ an d111:~'mliik.I~~ I~O~ I Iliitelr,a~lly' I go out .be,calus-e ~ like 'tOi ,diri'n[k,
d,alfliloe.

I dorn;lt
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wi!~hanC(iety~I can It ;si@ep some' n'i1ght5; 'b~calus~, I '~hil~k too much. ~

'tbiink o,no! you ge!t' pas~ wonliY1ng too much you iUtfill ~;u:\c()mpHshl pir€iUy m[llJcI~,atn!y~hingl you want b eeaus@' there~snothi n; blodkin~1youlr w.ay,

calrefrle'E!'" Yeah, rlml a 'woI~rie.r; [IIhave ,i Ut~1 tr,otJble e

[II ~een fJOnllg , VI;! III,_' --,,J! ,,' -,

.JI _' , Wna . ~Iml ClJJ!li1g

,t' II!.

'f~,-: CH'

I d1orn/t want' ['0 h~ ,~ ,Sitar:~ I wall Idf1tt m Ifti;d] geUi II1g~nt'O mush,:: IDus~'be eau.s;e ! lave mus,ic ,and I
do n!t' IhalV\e,to be,colm e famol!!Js b,ecause' o'f it ~wou Id just [be,an ~
acc1o,mp'II'i'5,hlmlenit tor me t,o,make' ~iO meith ling tha;t IIIcould be proud of' and [\halt I could sh a re 'with pe a pile .. You May not W ,nt'ito bQ a sta (j" b u I 'you· fe 'f'e dy p~ett" fa mo us iIII 'Y0ur own vi9 ht.

p 1'0mi ses 0 f Lei IIilg the nex it Solenn 'would you 10 for i·t'?
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~he i'oingre',s~' t~m,e. , nd fa ILl' Fe :s U P plDs'efJly th e

Anti-,It Girl. [IIdon't know:; I ,ck~n!'~' bleU'l!ve ~'n'tit~es;. IPeo~Ie cain cal ~m,e wlhatevE"r th~y 'wan t II dCHl it feel th e 1'1 eed t() be c:llas~df'iJed as, whaltever, I miE!\in,,, what
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Women everywhere are' preba b 1'1S1:loH; n g" at d oe!il· o rAU sa have to WiDrry aba u'li:? ,A, [llot~ H'al ha~~ha~e a good ~IiFe!

We wQ,nde what it.'s I~ke to have a mod,el tar r:i, gili"lfli''j'end~ How ar1! you Uke ,sa gir~f'riefld? I'~Tl n~lrm\alll~, Illg ue:$:s. Ha ha! I!m, I C~ ri ng. andlllQvilinrg. ~rmd.,~ .y@ah" 'I
dO'M It, know.,
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even make,.s an It Glirl? It's no,t like IIIieve n striV\e tOI be an [~'t'Gmr\~,'wihh:lh

bLU t @'verYIQ nEl' has [ih[s or l!her tip,S am d dJowns\, 'I jUlS~: 't,en d to '~lhi clf nk

is probahly why I' Wlji,S duhb ed

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Just no~m~ll. I~ Just Illi'ke m

Yes, [IIam'. A I,ot oW glUo/,S rve' ,d',ated were .su.irprij';sed tOI ~~ndQ'ut that i m, re\allll,yfr.b:~i,ambi'n.g',. Do I not 1'00 k Ijk!e the, ki ind iQtf gil~1who W~)U~dI be,?' Hal
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eViF! wy'oMe' lels;~, I SIUlppO:5 e. Hal Are you malambjng?

ha'i

I dOi1tt think I'm fa mou;. I gu

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Anti,= It G;j ri. M ayi~:M!ifs be!ca,us,e ~ d-I.d n ~',-.. ant'h',----~- fl'iime~,,.,_'just - k"In d o.~I tr W t .~ It. ,:-'11"1" ' . cC)ml@ along with '~1t,and ~I asn,rt ,8 III w ~b out be.ing an ~tIGw~1so Imlalyb,~

my dawns m (]re '~halnl~ipS, ,a [lliUlle '1'0'0' mu chi III!9 u@'.s;s m i'n a ,~H,='ml-' p~5simh~tlk:st'age'~ But. ~I~ 'get over III ~tIHa [~al Sounds pfetty optib1isti'c to us.,

Wer.,QW

thar'l falmous., M aryil,e n'~itorf~ous;for b,eiltJlg i'ilvolve d[ ilrll a cfD.vrl1r,@¥el~si'a~ I~,elatillonjs;h ip lin th'e pa st !brut a:S"ide' from that" I donJt see whiy ,else.
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I' m 'f,~mi ~i '0'1"' ma re. in'F~m,ou$ alfl"!

thafs where i~t ame 'frorrt c

'But, givenl youii' fame'i what wa ul d 'yo U Slav the best rhi n g

a Tapmafll T-Slh'i'tt~ Ha'Ye. yOIJl eaI!J9h-· an,dne wearirng it?'

'The

that ~"ll:IIJr pr'i'cture is; 01'"1

ever

fir.st t~ml~ [I :$ aw '~he T"'slh~ MIt

a iuztu tit was? [1ftjust 'FeI[II,o:n my ~a;p and

tilMeS

hal! ~ cook a I~o[, they"re aiwalY,s S;(j, 'F,ed. M '1' bQY~lf'ie nd InlOW :Siry:S:, ,!~~'F' you e'V'E1Fi leift m,e who 'woul~d (Jook, 'fc,r
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m'e ?"" I Ukie 'ito hell p oU't~,n any' i

w\~y

Co iil"ili) ,from youI!' admi£~iel1 .about singl thiili1-s,leJnned, hli!J'w d t,d ,,OU ma na'!l e a I ~ that !fEW nt rove r5Y?

kJl"n;Olw"wihalt to do w'!Jth ~ft There ,ar,e

I $:til[11 d'icn"t

when [IIdo e.n~oy it, say~, hen w 'we, had au II" 9 [,glin Baco[l,od I est
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I ,can! ,even i'F it dQ-esn~'t benej'~t~'me, I eV'el~ if i,tl.s tt'h@;iJr wOr1k~or ;l)Jo;methilimg :tIC d 0 w'~~~ d,E!i~r IPro fes:5iion. Mabirap ,ka i:h1n . liga wa n?
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I had my darys 'w\henil ~d id rl'~''W,llnt t~1le,av€!the hQI~S@", l'twas hard tOI ,dea~ witth- but ~l idn't hav~ a d -,',
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month~llhe people tffi,e.r~ ,aIre' so Qco~l. ,. ~jO·'" I ~,A.l t-h"iCY' 'w,er1e 9own9,,::m usa.V~)e!l' re .so ~appy 'y~'U'rehe:w1I2,r amd rm" ~ik,e;;
'~~'~ lh~His-- f'f': JI_J~' t._aJt.,-_ [-_ats _. .L - h-'-' wnen .'ea__,'~lt I'lk -h .
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H,e!s, fa mou s~IH,(!!s,. ~il~e, realll~y.jr~\alilly 'FamQ liS,! And 'ther,e was, ,alrMo~her time I w,a ntJe~1to s ~e ~heIp:ietu re o'f' Ra in w\ea rilng ~~e'sh~irt ,so 1II'G,o,o:gle,~ ~'talnd then a d ifFer~n~' phQto carnie.
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on ia liIyon-e 'was on K;al~ealn P01P stair [R!amn. Hie W-diS w,ea ri ng lit,,, and 1lffiil'I'B tyl "= b'·lb~::......... In:':'il'~'t-' d '.~ I I"III ~ I _- '1 ~,~,m IF- ..... W,elS 1~'k,iE!'~ dam n, 'll~a1t·: Rai n[ H,a hal s
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i

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BlUlt

I'~ m

~;Oit

hti'g h~m)a'i1rnt-ena nee at

aiL 'I dJC)n~:t ,ev.e,_n ~il~e f,llowers;' III~~~'nk. it's s,uch ,8 W,.8lst"ie cut them ,o'fF to

~T;SNOIT LIKE I EVEN STR~VE TO BE AN IT GIRL" WHICH IS PROBABLY WH'y ~WAS DUBBE,D THE AINTI-tT GIIRL

'~hanonce" I w,as~,Iii Y1ei! h ~he ke'~,

Imlus:t

f!ElI2M[llly' ~ha~:s,hi rt! Illilke Or he RlD,51 fean, ~ike ,cu., H,a hal 'Tha t wa:s my prou des't m ~'mellni~' @iV@jt That freaking 5Ihi'rt~

'H'I hal 'FiIIM

SANYASM TH

The'n wlh,e'n .she, wa.s n ine, she turned out eo be a Tyler,

M othe

r, s;t·i mlllBehe' Bum II.

THERIE lSI IL~VTY·L.ER"S,CLASSIC R,QCK ~N' ROLL ,M~XIUP STOIRY, WHICH SA .... S,MIT'H CAN ABSOLUTELY YA R.ELATE WITH" WHEN LIV WAS BORN, SHE WAS LIV RUNDGREN. MOTHIER WAS BEBE BUEILL, MODEL AND F'ORM R PLA'YBOY PLAYMATE~ FATHER WAS TODD RUNDGREN, P'IOP G'ENIUS ~NTHE '70S RESIPON,SIBLE FOR "CAN 'WE STILL BE FRIENDS,?"" U'I SAW THE LIGHT," "H,ELLO IT S ME~"

wa sun ca n"y what was Ru n dg ren th~'nkingl=turn ed 0 u t tCj be Steve n TY'~ler!.si~nglelr f tllhien 'rQ u ngl kl ngls o ,e,f h alf\d rock A,eflo:sm ilh~ who 8:ue.11 ··jj Iii: I a'llml~'(;!I 5 ,. over ~L' n~a· dmnl 'w,a ~ rill ms IL drug s ,there 'was, n Q' w'ay he' w'as !g (iilng 'to b@ a ·f:a~her. llv Ire~ ortied Iy " S" IIL met '~t@v~. n W hr len S '1T1@' W',!l:H. rn• n e ,8n d s,a.w s hell 00 ke d "exalctlv !wke his r
!~'iLl!llI~!

Fathelr-,andi the ne'se'mbl~ance

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Ai ~h elF I'~·f,eanya tholug ht slhe S Wia shall f~.s.w,e.d j,shl..

'Tlhen wh eln1 she 'w,as 1,4. sh e tu me d out to be; a S m ith~ M,o ..t!helr~sti 111~er moth-elf .. Fathe-r-and the Ireg,elmlblanc,E' is. U MIc,all'illriHY the re is: ne w,ay' he' co IlJ ld deny it...",.tiUJlrn.ed IQ U t to be Pe FH~

Most people know !lDU as Plepe

S ~thts dauglhlter, but probab,ly

much else. Wbo~ wha1lJ;~ ,illli\,dl \!II he r e.ere yQ u !I.e fo F'B' th ii s?' ~,$'tartedi as a DJ at RX 93.,1. I th'inlk that's when? e;ve,rything
Inot hegalln ~lbu t

bees use I do n'f.t ,thin Ie i 'woul d be wh ere I aim to,day' had I not 'g,one
thl~,olillgh th at" wlho

wa rite d m,e to he ~hig, reek star;

!~

Ie co rp orate
-

~lhi~lnlg.
VOlli

Mile , ~ was, )I\Q u n'g ,8n dI I w'a~,~Ii:ke, (In a blraiUy, 'wh ifly va iice) I 0 kay! hmmrn",., "what was 11,7 ~I on't ... d

S rnlth. A nd so Sa ny',B Ibeea me' thl@ Sa nya Smith you kililOW illnd Imlay hlaiv@ see non TV' 'to'g,e<tt:h@11I" with 1the brood 'in Tbe .smit41i~"i' all ~h CIU glhl
she h aid a ~ways Ib.,e€!'n her 'o,wn se ~'f
'~~N~gin withl.
[10'

befo re ,thal~:I 'W,8,S

scld things b,y phofle? I was se I[~]ngi[j n e. of th ose pho nes

even know wh il~' I 'W,2iS doi ng I

l'

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lt i!f.liL,~; G-_: - at Ro

waul
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dl have
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~elemlarket@t. MIY ste-p'f,athl'e1r was one ,of tlh,f2' bosses in that ,comp·€Uiiry'. Wh.e In Ilg n~H~IUJlalti~d mg h school h h.e· :5 U !Qlg!es.'te,di ,t ~at III try alf1d be p.awt 'o,f th e 'work. 'FOlrlC:,~ b@ifowe -you
delcild e
iii

wltlh a rad le ,en 'j t. I w'as that ,In n oyi n 9 pierson tha t k'Ere PiS c~IIiltJ1 g you and ca IHltiilg ~lOiUJ and C;i IIilf!1lg you un1ri'l you han 9 up 0 n
l

joi n ed Red ie IId 0111[R X 's Ir,Bldiiio t

'wa s j ust gloi~lfJ1gwm'th thl'E!l 'F1ow ~ I'uk!e~ '''''Wlnate:ve r, wlnatev@r 'wi pes you r ,ISS·! t!h]s, ,cou~d b'B ,Fun, whY' net," So Isent an ,iludilitk)n 'tape bo RX,

,th~'m. And you en died up in radia

hectuJse someon ,the e'ther line,? heard yaLl on
No" My mom set me UPi with t!hilis Irald lo Im1anag'@lr be cau se she

Iil~ i Frii~'

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f') .... I~~

Svdrud le, Olnl~ SaltJ1ya tu-rne y

he ,lEI succsss ..

d 'O<U t to

what to takJe up OJ II,eg1e so ~sal~ldo'~ay-~I idn 't h~iV,em UIC; h of d

l,

choice, hal halNo,

:sieirioluislyI,om

sctu ilily gl! aid ! Wiant

th ro U gll'ill tj~at

fe·aIlty sh ow sea reh f,o'r a [1e« OJ], a nd won. se ~o n.di tunneJ-'U p..I 'W10 rlked the re ,folr ,about tw~);yeldJlrs. Then I h ea rd th ere were ayd iti~oWl:S' ,fa r '~\h,e next Myx VJ-I had a~wary's wa nted to he a VJ =a n dill won th aft

Cl1EL~lll
one.
501

IIIgues.s ~w',a,sin the, area,

and l qot the m@'ssl~ge. Oh, and bE!For,e a~1'th~isI was a m edel, Itoe,
re,latij,Qlns h j p with m ode,ll in gl,. I :staJflttled when I 'was '16 dloilng a lot ,o,f 5rna I~ g'ii~,shere a nd thEH1~'unti I ,fi "Ia,~ 'y ~ ,a-fri,~nd put up a model ingl lei g'E!'n cy 'ilrilld :s,h e p,@rs'llJIaded me' to have her ne:p rese nt m e~,so I sal~dY~"S'flO F' one 'gli'g. S ()I we to elk a 'eQlUlple o'F IP,h eros aln.d she sent them 0 u t and th en th e next ,th~'ng'
I

hilt sih'l;;luldn"I' he surpri,s;'n9~ I ac'tu!3 IIII'y h ave ,a leve-hete

I

'who he' Is. A nd I go. I'ike" i~'O,O nga pala'~'yo,u ~ so me sort ot;,., re Ie~'end ," 18ut h e 1:5 j ust pepa - he' Ii kes J ap'a,nes,e food, 1"1ayi n 9 v~ldeo

ch iI,dlrl~n alllll',agi@"S- ev~ryo ne kn OWiS -

Han d~,e Bair and

'W,a bdil

Ril 7:0 rba c k,

S@rj~QUs? B,u[ H we, w~'re 'til do, rea

galmll~$, 'lis,~ ~;of~ i,e" No,t a lb~g de'ill for you, then. 'W'@.lt I stair ~ed IMiy ,('a'r-e'er n ott 't.e~lln gl i

a n ott,her nig h t I wi III g'o to B ~Si d~, and wilkl~ So u Ifl (JW~ r, an!o'thl(!'r nig ht I wi II 9'0' to R@p'U b~ iq allnd ,dlaJlt!"~ceh e n~'9Iht,away'. !"lml d!lw,a,y.s t 'mov'j n'g a f'O'U nd, IIId on"t stick to en e th ingl~ ,M os t ~iIMI~'SyOt~~III _j u st ss e me eve'rywh,e'rr',e wi th 0rnus a,
an d ,M la,

:S!o'mle'th~n9 d an gle'ro u.s? Ma k.e, 'OU,I'" 'own IPerne nl,o'v'j'e? IBet y~u guy;s, wa u lei I ike t,~) ,atch that. di tty w b il$italrds,! $0 mie~'-h ing I""'Ie,cd one 0 n
'I n '~he 'F,EI CIS'.

II~t

my own'? 1IIlPU m:hed Richard Mrerck . h:h lfd Mel!'l[tc.?Th .jazz ,guy?
'Who coulld have Iso be· n ,'our dl,ad? H ~ 'was Ib ei'ng' a r~'a~do udheba'g'
to

I k.n~,¥t I wa s on the cover o'f P:ulp' M s'g azine, w,a I ki n'9 fOIn' Ra!l-o, law rei ,an,dI all 'these' other d es,i'g ners, lilt just. happ,ene,d ,and e:xp,I'ode,d in. W assumlO I·hat you grc -, up
w~'th yiQlur ,st pf ther'1 "V:es. 1111~ad no, led ea wino- P'e pe
w'as unt~'111111 as, 1,4,. ~IactuaUy w 'thi (n:J'g h t th ar~' I 'w,as h al~If..Swed j,sh
a II

d,nyb,odly 'Who my real da,d W,aI5, ~' J ust w,anted to d 0 tlhi~lngs arm my' O'W111 '" Pea p~ wou~,d ask, ~Alre yolUl e Ii'II S' ·JlI Iv'ep e ,m~ t h'$. u a IlLIgh'"ter. II wo lU'~d • say' 'Y~'S~' bluet I wOlul~ldn I'i[ 'th nl'W a s,i;g 111 up in thJe alr ~ll1d s~Y' Pe'P~":S: ki~d just 'to g~1t yihelre ~am b:H~~laY'i If~ fun ny' bEH:auSIi!' wh e n TAle Smiith:s'
e.'.~J;

my' 'ltwo bsst h~'e s. nd O~,ay ~et'sit'alll about 'The

,Z,ombettes ..ls it DJ
c'ollee'I'ive hJok~", I~kband 011" alb IRd that DJs? W'e con ce[p,tlUJallrn:z:e,d Tlh,e Z:omlb,~~~:E'Sas a si n gl~il1 trio, kin d 9 ,olf like, a jazz-doc WOIP' thi'ng from the '·SIOs., 'We, ,2),cttJZJ I~ywaltnb;,~d 'to g,e.t into tlhe bur.lesque. thingl~ ,an d ~'h,ave to s,ay way b!eifo re th e tin vng beca me, usa ,aga~n" ,I~, as: w muss's id ea -5h e actua ~llly 'went as f:ar as, '9 ettl n 9 th e 'Vocai ,co'; ch Qlf Sarah G"eronim,o. AIi"1ld M~'aW',2IS a ha,llll,@lrrifli-,,so ,shiel 9 oil! '~n '~OllH:h wi tin he r' ba II~et cOilch, so W~ ICOILI lid 'gl@ t QUill dalfilCe. 'thi",g 'glo'itnlg ~ ·an d I ws 51 go ingl to ~ @arn m,agi~c ~lIiicks. Wfl 'were gCJing mOJ' ~,e a ... 1don~t know'" .. trave Ili~ng d f{';Ill;i:S;'? No,!, not ,I:~e th a,~. W,e w,elrle j u s't 910 ii ng to! be, ~

my

cf'lrh!l1id

Mia '" IH;-was rea ~ Ill'

rm

,~o r Iri.bl~e. thoug

~urM'ln 91 star-

PiC peye,·:wi n dup ~'Un ch thart w'iIIs:n't like acti on-sra rKa te B,e cI~ulfi1lsa ie- in,·,Urujetwo,nd

h., I d'id ~h,e'wh ollie

mv fa()~., ---'I - --- - -

[G"M,A NIews TV' 1]1] carne out ,6 lot of IPeOlpte 'that I\~e be'e n1 work in gl 'with tn the fals h lo nand m us.ic
wOI~lllldbe dUlmlb-found ed: ""Yall~r@' Pelp,e .smi,~~'s dlaughter'?!~
in dustlry

Tes sa IPlri e.t:CI- Va.~d s, in 1~lef' e

~.ind'0:£ ,th'iIU'1lg!, it 'W,eliS comi call ~ And I actu ilily ;i! sked ImlY dad' ,folr pe rrni sslon, 'II was, re',aJiy I~ nder tjhe 'i [1fI uence! iilnt()_l.dcated. I had a Illo't.
ef 'tha{t: n'ilg ht. ;naUy, ju~t to' pDI'intout the ~,lJv'i us, eYery t; me' w,e have o
bEl'E! rs

traldem ilrk, veice, we nt "~,nak lea ,OJ P'ep,e 5 m~lh1'!, What ?~!"II th ought ,slhe

t.h II~' me. ti How di,d i ,aU ~ome down,

'that Pepe

k.new, I th (lIUllg ht a lot of

knew,

l~,eop~ e

--

:sa~d! ~Oka~l~ nOft your re,al da,d:~ ~ -I 'Iml Hlow W,QU Id y,ou -fe1el? 'That i,sjust ,. t.. w'arjp'@id- rllg, -h"~- ~,tw,aSllndt- al go 01dti mel do n't th in:k I 'w,ant to ta,~lk
i !

,Smith w,as d,d?' h my 9 CHld n es,s1 Let me ,ailSk ~lOU w'h at ~ your p'i3Ir",ents 'we nt and f

finally knowing

Because
€:onneetien
t

G"

dad and th_ ra~iEJ

a'Fli,dthiiiS

girls i!l'l one shoot, !there w~na[I'ways b~ JOKes ahout their h te iii !its, to UIf h in II!'~wh ii Clln, .. e hetfilj,d a while, ago. Itj~s,t has to
tWQ'

DJ grolilp
less

veu

have ..The Zombettes'~

Orli1US3

wi,th

Ca,dnes,s aJnd Mia

h,appen. doesn'~'t it? T wn gir~s! IQ'ne 5h~;)o't?' HI·'Ei hal ha You .only he-am- wha t you 'W,d n t ta,
~ealr~

. yeseI- ,eu

£iill"e.

more

0,1'

abo U't that~ .nd mlom i,;5,? She w'as ,aln ,a chess'·slilas h ·'m ode~s~lash si'ngle'r Ib,ack. ~'n tl~e'-day~ She':s
,8,n

into your own rock 'n" f'OU unlv f5 ,. But is th r somone els besi'4es? You know i hlaJve f1 0 i'de'a., ,I thij:nk Just ,a m'ix D'F e-v~'ry'thingl,. Paltrt o'f dep
m,e 'waints to p,l,a)" 'the' dnJlrl1Il$, a'gain; all1oth e r palr't. ,0 f me WSlfillt,St1o, talke up cui in,ary .a rts alr.ild 'th en anothe r' 'w.a n'lts 'to he al ,sUIP e rs [ar IDJ pll !3 yi n g siro u n d "the W'O nlld. I g:et into SI k~it d i'Ffen~nt'th iriig'S,. I j u m p from, d,'ing tlQ 'th in gl. T h.at'~swhy I ,(;21 IIIMyse,1 f
j,

'fa u n.d

The, ,Z:CH11 bettes,. ,8ut 'we 'we re ~III~(], DJ in gl $.iepa rate~ Y !Brt 'th e 'ti fl'lie., WOe
,ou r;seIvels p ~ay~ng 'i.()9,e.thew mon! andl mCM'e,a ndl ~'hat be'c:am e
l

e'm mbcr last tim· 'we

simUar joke 'was with
l

ealrd

rm

The' :Zolm be t te:s,. But ~here i~i n a re'I)SO n ,for ~i:t,'we j u:s't Iilke to h.av!!1
f,lLIlIi1.

JI[Hlillne Quintas and .J.ack:'i For5t:er~ They w'ere' hiessEl,d, e~pec:iall, Jachie~ Wel're

a,dfv,entufle'r~, just lilike m'e;, g,etrting into alii~ kilrtld:S o'f d ifFer,e.nt thi'ngs., Vour stDrv remh, s us' of Llv T, ~,er'!$.gfowi n 9 ti,l' "th if'l'k,iRg

of'

GI,d to the lIulilesque, thing c:doing ,the plaster' Cilstt'f l'ric.1e ~holl.lld shak- up the
JU5,t to
I

a'ra~d we c n!t saly th_ same ,thing now. So how do yo,u

c ~,mlpen sate?'

.... W!llig N "u,~---lil~t !,~ "I!.', _

~J!" ~,_"'~

entire

,scene~ Ever heal!' of it?

A lot o'F',glir~s,would tel~ m,e they "

W'(l U

I've, 'gat I~'gls: hat 'QIO t

811111 way UIP! ~~e'

Id tll'"21die the ir bo 0 bs, ,for my

t

her dad walS To,d,d Rund,gren and t'ken se s S even Tyler

and, 'UWait ,a minutc W' aring Ihis f'ac ri~ finall, getting to the 'truth that S,t ve'n Tyler was dad alter all.
t

rm

Exactly!, 'Tlha't~:s'whiy [II cOlu~d IFielllat,e ,to ith at s;~o ~ was~,I'ik~! '~IO ry'. hmy God ,aim ~th'e liv I:y ~er (rF'the Ph iiiP pmne;S?I~!f. C'r-azy'. Sottrnehow you had 10 know. Yes,~,II g u es;s ~tW'iS; irrl the b[lloo d" I
W1Q

,aldveH1 tUl"\er be'c;a'lil!'N:=' that ~'s'th e sa fest thi'n g. 15 ,ther a .sene. y!1lU ident'ify 'wit the mOist? Soul ~eh~ctr-on'j'c, 9'10 th~, iiii die at he'l'" t1hi R'gS?'
iUii
m,

'There

chick

'~l

as orne art student th "!SOs, who got the

Iittl e of eve,ryth irH~" One, nIght i w'i I~9@' to

~'m ch.olP su ey. A

'Iropy. Thay callQ.d her ,laster Caste r. We !!Ilia ,OUI. Ol"nbilSa ,

I

idea of casl't!ing rlOck star',:!; peniises a:5 ;some SOTt of

I'eg:s ilny d air., Iso w would laoJ to point out till t ,se ing IIilla'k d woman

in f'ront ,of'1thQ c'am ra ~5 no big de,al. Burt _ nder n~rmal C'ircumsitanc,es, I'ike walking
'Du't

, nd Mia ..""

Gf th, ktathtGGm-onl.,
l

C:as,t

FlO

(.k :Sta rs:'piE:'n

i:$!~i'? Altr'f!!! -yOUI

,toF,)less i,e ,au ,d;,~ti'n front everYGne e~,selUke noth;ng .

of a,s,

ke up'
fE!\iSir.S

Q,fil

e m olrn ing wh eri ~wa;s

i

~11Wit nt to IP lia,y th e drum,s. ,A nd

}lleI1U',S

'W3

olld and ~,t"oJdmy ~,tepdad,

ill u

d ad was, the d rllm me r 'F'or 'th is

l

!ill[ier" I ~i d n

tthat my'

b illl1ld J UI n d e ~IilCruz., Whal[ a

ind:dene,@,.
wOlr~ OlL
fOil"

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,So how doe~ life

YiOU

r it, We,~dglo to ,th e m,a,11a nd have lunch or wh ateve:r and a I~th e~e p'e-oIP,1 e
!j,;'~'''''i ~'f!'fU loti

nD'w?' I sdl ~~;an "t 'g'et ave

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~WOK UP ONE MORN NG WH EN WAS 13 YEARS OL,D A- D I TO,LD MY' STEPDAD." WA; T TO PLAY THE bRUMS." A·····.D Y ARS LAT R I F~NDOUT THAT M'y DAD WAS THE DRUMMIER FOR, 'THIS BA,ND JUAN DE A CRUZ.

wrong, is se_ething else~ H,a h,a Iha! YO:l1 k n rJW' I bilialmle thie, 'fals h i,on 'i[lnId u stry -fa r how
ICO

actualiy th.~,f1k'the'm. ~do,. I'-ve d ~-v~I'Qped con~i1de nce·-Ib i!g

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skh'nl" No, I d:~n~'t:'bhi me. tth 11m., I

m'Fortt:a bille I am

r'Nl'W

Hin'my' own

rd isn "t it? When l~'FirSi[ sta r t',e:d m'o,d el in9~'IIIwoulld n!ever have

i,maginea doi,ngl $'Q,m,ethin'gl ii[ke th is; ,at a~l., ~~e giotte n S'OI ... ·f.-.·--~ _~fi!ll!ilie'r'!,;;: '"""Q,Im· '_Vr[,g_:__...bliin .,~~IIL --m ~Il~: SM· II_,eave >_~
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th'8 ,fiU nng ~"'\Q-almd 00 r op,en wh e n

I~ml(hang~ing and I Just kind o~ don't Fiealll~'zeIFH~!opllealn-es,tarliing. Q,C)ps" ~HJ l FIlM rlfJ"y'

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posi1Uon

'M_s:op'e$s;;.n'~ par.a-thuf'mio,n,Sj ,c.aJlciton'iItJ, ,i,ncSiU,". H ermen e~5,se.cre~ed i'Ill your 'thyroid (n@ar th@throalt)"
fo;

par,a'~hyr'oid (be~ide the thyrc'id) ~adren1,~1~i1ex (yCMJiIfJ' c ~.. ~- is;'" lenia, 'g ,~n!(].i, '!r;" " ...1!.., - ~1iI- _. .,.._- lib' Dv'IL li!JI I, r .. DI!JJl!t'!;U- .~d""- - '':illl-11- - ds ~;h·h~;,1T1~h,~ on- 'ILVP' ;,;.iif "= ..... th,,' v"" !bI1.'
i

hypothaillarnuls ~northern reg~ ons c,Wyour brai ~l)C8Jrry mainbE!in,ance lnstructlons to kE,ep y'CH,,JI~ blood I!En/@11~lnits s righ'[ timp''a,: fJ tms:~lingwhere ,~_her.e is: more ,and [1E!C1l1"uitl!irn;g where d,e,re is ~!€!':Ss caldum" sal~~',,sJuH~a,r.wi'ber :and o,f p,.~ospha te ,fo r youlr bleed,

kidners)~,,partlcreas (m,e' glalnd be,hind ro'~lr 'firan) and

Plant's and animals secrete hnrmanes, to'DI, Aftlliiim,all~ hormones are t~!ID ide.rnfi.c:al '~'O humans' ~'h,a.t you a:::tlIlul~d f'1B.~r~lac~ ,itl! n IU n d e rpe r ~o rm ling' rn-ruu an h 0 rmen e ;wi'U~an 11111 animal's, BefiJire t'he 1;'40,9. shots 'tIl replace hurmenes youlr body lnst UnsuI~il~1 adrenilli~n, etc,) welre seurced from hu Wi ~ n aJllrIld an ~IJmaJ~1 carcass es
i

II sulhl 'is the hormo ri,!\:!' ,thaJt polices sugar. 'W$,e~ n ~lllucos;e 111e'Y,elsare en the tritz. ~h~ ,cu1lpri:t. ait. 'f~,ullt ls you , beceuse o'Fwhsrt you :stuff'your' mouth w~;th,and i!'nsLIllh11 YaU~'I.IE
,GIO,WINIGI

IAI'IIIDLY,
GIR!OWIINIG PU,BES

AND,

sugar harm ones ,are ~lnalble. to keep ulP~at biest yo Ul'ri€l' a;!w:oay,s, too sll'eepy (YOIJjIIi 'body produc'€!:s to-o mluch illl'il JLilllinto (fVerCOmlpensilM fOI~lhali1>dl,e a IIIthe SLli~r y')iJJi~'i',e, s @~ti rllg .. ~t :2-fIlP,S, an ~he, sug)~n··in your b.adly~~·eafvillfil you 9
Siiigltll:S,

b.e~u~e.it

CgL~':t'kee

p blP~

The 'I:u~plrr:itsi Growth IUDI'. DneSF 'olein:, ,IU€OfOffiooi'., ,t6ymxine. M !alle an,d ~emaie :5leX horm ong:$1"""'"
't@.sto5'f-emn'@, anJNgM'~esf:roge\l!l~ pN,!e5feN\A1e

er1ler'gy'-~~'s;iand I,~thtllr,g~:c).At worst YO'Dj'r'E!' dialbetk (lnsullin ls overwhe.llrru~d wIDt.h :sJjjj'SF~n iii., your blood ,(!Inlcl g'iws up.! '~he. dlbesn~tdo iirtsjdb at a~IO.,Iru!SlUllitnshots 'F,ot dlia'ioetics, dlr,e! fOlr rE!'pll,cu:H'ngw!nat yo Mr [bo,dy is witthou~, only t~es'e' dire aJrbi:fidal~ hormones, syn~~ Ets~':z:ediln ~abs;'to fElplif a'ha! 'whalt )f'OIU should c . . be pr,od!UCh19 nartur,allly:;

Y'OU ,AR.E HUI

GIRY'
,li!iill'ul

,A,NDlOA. F,AT The ICilJl,pri ts i M,etai:tul is In; cU,e,sliiive hlll!l'l!ll gell!' hor.one,5~g'N'ift" lepfin~,eft'" 'Whe'ml ba'r~atdcs (med'id'ne de:vote,d to the s~udl~and treatm ~lI1rtof obe.sity) sa1y psople a,r!@the' re.s;~;I~'0 F

~ ~relil~ (se.c.re'b~d il~ your h}1)oltha~,amluS"), w1h'kh runs to! your panlcreas to t~llli yo:u r sitolm,ach you need ~,e,diing ~an d leptln, 'f~~' ~~org'ge polfte who, tg,ke'~,he ~rliPb~Lk''~Q' y,Qur t b r,~ilt'nto te,n 'YOU yQ Ujl~fe· $atu'~rtte,dlliuIlL INlot [beingl to~,dby ynUJlf

fau~ty' hormones. 'tthe{lrE!i "tall~ingl about 'two in particula,r:

r:a~

B C'~w,eH3 age,s I~i a nd ~IS-,[lHfl n ,QVII! ra,ge ~ horm,o n al dev! ICliP men t progn~sses as, :810: I" The hylP atha la mu 51 s e c rete s a gre u pi Df' ho.rm1o n es t hat ICICl ax e s fel ~ow he rm one go n,a.do'~rolpinto get go i ng. Go nadotropl n is, !() ne ICD r a grc U p of he rm ones secreted in t hie Ipli'~~ i'fa'ry~, 10 srlm iJ~ ate ac ~iv,~ty' va ur ln ,go~ad s (te's'te,s ~iI1l males, ovarl es in fe m ai es): ,2. VO~ r pit uira ry lets Ioose to ~nC'1e -sn mu ~atlng' h orrn on 8'S 'ft. at s p ~keha~'rgnliw'r h i11 arm p irs and gle~~,talls~ as, well a's lutelnlzlng hernrones ,gui "Y' f'or ov~~lati,on an d .recgla:Jl a lo ng wi'm'h ,a.ndrogen synf~ as i:!3, an d ~:it~ sh.€ ats,; C ky 'VOIU r

IP,S,YC,H'O' B T"CH T h.e culp fii·ts: S'erotant:n: !,sf:;ugen' ,M'en !i:I rn,d \!'i/cH'iII'i,eHl bo~h pack nJeulroi~r,ansmiUers that ffe~,d 'whait our fUve sense org)an:s pkk. up_ The:se nelirQtta,nsmiiltte~r;s; a rl! hormones s;ecf,eted in 'yo~r
l

YOUR W'OM,A'

US' ,A
j,

hypCitha~lam,us; c.~e'm~ta~.s, ~h:a[ ~a;nryinformation

OIl'll

scu:llne,ss, halPpiness, a Il1i ger;, iete. These altJ"ii! ':f,our rncc ds, IF;em.a~',e:s 'meed" more because ef estro~JJErnll. E:S.'broig~np wh~Ie 'o~'~ilf1'g p;repp'~ng the, 'Fem1ale reprodlu)ctiVrel ,&'ys'ttem and ,fa I!' lPe'l1ise~ '!!ind f.e1bUl ~ISalso ,a he rmene-comroll flng ses,
hormone,

M,@aning whi'~epo:s,ith(l~--mlood,-staltli!~

body' to :Stop, y,ou eat more'.

IBut s~,gnallsth~,t tl~Uyo l): wh~;rnto .~tart',and .$~op '9()rgmng an~n it dlJe' only ()nes that add t@ chill.!!1i11~. Th@re, dlr@ a II~o

a.

,grow·t h ~1 Q,rm'Q,n ~ s - resp DIIfii':S b~:e 'fa Il" hum ~ra '~D~gU forWlla.t iO1n'frr'OIm lie
U

hormone ~e!'10'~o'!r'!lil!i1 g M(j,k in 'Your runs b~o'odl~tu"1!~m. s.t~og'~neemrn ~nic~t~~, w~th the ,gil ends ~ thalt produc.Je these 'Mood he limoneS"~1 eggilng it to' ~inl(;rea:se p,C'odllJJllbtion. 'Of' d ~{;;Ii'ealSi~1them when h~r genitialbii are g'Oi'IIiI'g
(;omlmurqkartung

~hro'Ugh

dl

phase" Whh~h is,why her Im()od swin9ls eydle

and biurth.

infancy umt~'~ mJw'-,an~ floored.

YOLllr \I"oice

ar()'lHld ImenS~rUa'l:liiolll ~ mlenapau:se

L<lhonno'n'n,e:i ~hat GQrnlirol 'Your d igies~i¥el~iuioe:s.,~I' sarys Dr. NioademU:Si Ne.mendo Jr... endoc;rirrliologliist ,a~the Malniuli31 ~, Doctor.s Hosp~t,a~.~ ~incontra ~s,SM ~111i ur bloo d that _ Ill1su galr yo )tou need row ren@f'gy pro,(ku:th:l'ril. Your hungler hOm'iIOII!!i~S
H

de'epells alntd you grow

IHIOW 1]01 HORIMIJNIIES: WORK?' Th'ey l!a1ich 0 n ~'DIIre c e ptors 0 r s,precllaliz,e d me lee u!!rBS ~ncell m'embra,ne,e; 'found in fa'rfet ti,s:sue/org;ans 'fha1 hormro n e·s are !:H:hedu h! d ~o lrea,ch" H ornlrQ n e ~Je c e pt'Of
U

p eM'Form .i f1ound-the-dack balla11lil,dingact to keep pal:e w~lth e'Very~n~ng 'th3t enter.s: yOUlli mOII!.l!'thi ~'nclll!Jd~!i1tg convefsk)n a,f FOad il~'bo en tl rgy, mOlrllito ringl YIOJU!r SUgitr ~'~!!V!!~S.
r'ejlea~dn,g ,the ril~h'tamo'~nt 'o'f digeistirve ju~'ices: to pl~ep',for d igle$;biiorn; e.t~". lit wo~k:s I"~ke on ~yV!lhen it$ not faced W1~th t~li$ agglrlei's$ors ~ilkehUIl'u]er; ~I'othFuIlne$~", O\iiler~II'eteping., '~s lo'ng a;s, the' b od~ isnl!t p u iii.~ ~d b,') @xHem1es. hOrrnlQltJl!,eS hlilive a Wia)' (l,f' aldjU~tij'nI9 to keep yO'M n' be ely ,chent~stny balanced lOr. N@men do ~ays·.
,'f'

'~a~.er, h e·gr'oiW~!l inch est ,an ~ hips .. ~s 'VotUF '~h:yirQ id~,ch:~'ernyco ncern ed with ma.uers of bo~y ,and brain matu rati (1n a.s ea'f Iy ,as 12 weeks. inh) fet us,-Ill DO d is now a't i'~s
i,

b!l.Jjsjest~

"Siill!i'l!li. - - -IIF

,IIftil'lii'll -I!!"-- -:ill -- .~J<

m-~~

b 0111 i,ng !'s''~'he r(Ul't of ch~fiijges in your ba dy ain d illDod. d IR'b1Jc,eptrors awe inheiritledl~ A scn3wmd-Ulp receptl(llif unablh~ fl[D' read ffi1 ormllli} ne· m.Bs,a,ges co-r r0ctlly c'an ~'ran s~atle. o a t fa m iI'y' IIin e' droffed wi th c razi@18.

"Va II'·~ nat II"'Dki ltig my ,.klD Ii, ,!It., :JOU!~~'

iU,

'Y'OU~R& ,SILllj'GG[ISH O[ME

THE:

M,~MUI'TIA,NDI CAM'"T ,S"LII"

'The it IllIlp iritiS: Le:pd:JilI\" me~aiito.n,inl, ,iDIIJ'lill' On [S,I uggis'il n ess: [~An excess of su gar in youw bn dy e a 11 ove!fWhe~"l yo LJIlr sugar s~"DIliage h orrnen e S tr mgge lihl g if' to, eliminate s~g;ar' cD.mp:~et':e'I'!I. Me,aning ellmtnatlng ener:g!1' completely, Jhi's' ts 'wby ruadali "rang' antuk'in
n

NI:X'T

eat'i ng: a :51 n~~ll menena« V;ou r bodV h as, lts own set e o'f def1ense sy,stem and mechamsrns, and at this p,(glint, iT is. ~n a 'way. sa b(l'iagim g' its,e:1 s a:ys, Dr. N e menc.i 0,., f~,~ Whe re I Din ger s~!ee,ping' is invo lved, '~11 re iis th e ho rm CW1 a e melato rnin wh ich ls a ho r m ll:lI'ml e p us hiedin ~o ~lri)d ucti on by a!lO~llf~r hormene at 'work 'i~~ m.ownqrlg' called 'tihe s'eroton9:n (see no. 8 fur mere). S€rlotonj1n bonds with an a~iltlriliO' ae i,dl t~aJt pu shes ttl el ~to n in ~ i tl'~O Prod uetion. M,~ lato,rnln triggers your s~~eepre sp [lIm ses will iIs' k:iUi ~Iiig turn or eel ~san d free radica ls (~~ charge d me Ieeu Ires go rile red u nd t\1Ii11t) an d ln c reasi FiI g yo LJ r teste ste re 11 e Ievels, If yQIU C an if sl eep you aren't g,etfhrn g' en DruJ gh me a:~orni~1i! which means s'enlJl'~Ol!1mlll1 iSflI'1It doing: a, g'Clod job ,ei,the r.. S'enlto n n iss u PI~IOs,ed to b e YO'~~ h ap;plY h ormcn e so ~f' rlI of" sl e ep mng, yo u aren't g,e ner ail! y hap ~ly'.
I

,ka'p.ag ,kun-lak'id,n nang rna ra rni! as opp ose d to j llIls:f

Y'OIUI

SIX' ,A,'MDlOI
8,AIIII,S" 'l h e ca,1I1p li'its,: O'X'ryo"i:D~ f'ela.-:~g
Your ~lo,(Dd and lnatde-body
chemiisrry' aren't random, Cllf'ru a utop iInt or fixed. ~~Tey a rlj u sf tn h all the elementsthat go on inside, or cutsldeof 'yQ:~r body, says, Dr. IN,em:encio. An e)ta,m!p.I~e be~ngwhen sensory organs are stlrnu Ilated,i:.'ei you touch at women's ha' r, eli ljiloWJr tO nglU e meets an o"h IS! r t'ongru a, th e
fI' I

'W'AH'T

ARI! HAPP'V Tth,e, Icul pr iIs: S~D'NA~'Dj)

y'OIUI
Mefarf,'OIfI;"" :nsthe chern ~C'a,ll't~)at

"o,a.,JD~';;

'y'OU!'IRE ,SUDD'IENY CAPABLE OF' LI~f'TIING TH

Ep!i n!eph,ru ne a rid rnor'eIP~'n,~,,~'~~n'iiin,e' Ii h crmenes' alr~ 'lIQU cr~h narne fO'f the more P'O,p,IU Iair gldreln a Iii ne !l,ndi er ',' ·.lil 'iL JiL :1' • _j d- • 1!1i 0 nia d ren~~li ne-SQ n~m eO!beca use b1!ley re p re ~ UOO'.~ !n y011lJ r ad reflii9111 g~ ndls. You r ,~dlr,e'l1a I giliii nd s ,an~'tW{)1 'm usha ~ike 16~'o, structures c~pp'iltlg 'your ie'h' and wi,ght klid'neys" The m'edl~llla,~, or ~'n portion oiF' YO!UJr ad re'O,a1l1 9 ~a ~ mlle.r nd£ ~1e.tt\5, ~@o!'se, t.h!!!!i@ hOflmoflles tlO pr'@IPdlf@your body 'FOIi"/i~t Wit compens a't'!i!'w'ith :s.~Ir'Ie,S;S," "l rill case of iii ng'err, ,Fear. iln]u rry ' or shock," Dr. Nemelnde, e:x,plal~ns,.[HI,! adds, "It's ,a Walt 'F'olr yOI~f' hody to C81dj!JJst. E p inephri ne ~ O:ll' adrle If1Ila Iilne'~ mncl:ea!ses ')lOW' IPUISlE! W'h~ll,eacc;,jElle Il',atin 9 '~~te CCH1V'Enrs~:o f1 of fo,o,d in'tto 'E!'I1EMr'gy in the ffilU5des", Tlllla fs "'~ihyyou ca n do IcertailW[l thh,lg,$, YOIUl can't do ,gh',en when '~our body !IS n ot 'fao~d 'W i't~' ~';d~,rnall stresse,s; ~('ara biglfiJruij n,;;I'g.iginog

REF'I,IGERATOR The cUll p ri,tn;: "pi'ne,pA'ridl! . ,note:p,inepll,.i:ne

.seF(tton~n ~yOUf' hypothalarn!:Js :SJElCliie~es when ')fCN.l ne' @itJling' good 'foo,d. havingl ,Sie,)(.~,are surrounded wi'~hpretty' W'O men=wh,en 'your ex~erJt'il>~1 sensory ,orgH3ns make ,col~:ta(twi'~1hthingfs '~n the ,E ~viroritment in. [Iline 'Wi'~h, YOUlf 'tast~,s and ~Iik~illg:. Your ,bw'ain r,uc.ts b,y lettill1'g ,sUde
S@iliotoarn IIt acts as neurntra in~ If1Ism'litterr yi~th m,lJIhitaskifiiig dil!.ll wh~$'~ ef~~'cts ,di fF~:r ,Fro 0 1i11~ receptor ~o'ano'~h ~,If, ti~s m Whetil your- ~en~ll)ry Qrgians are p~'e\ased:~ rotOWiIin :5ie

stirn~I~,aJioj'n your sense orglansi on The' changes, in the e,wa,v~rr~wuline,ra.t 'the:y sxperlence are relaye!c to yo u r bra in ,a.lnld '~hlehYfllO t ha Ia m us: send:g packing' a unit IL~dhormones t hat corn m ~ nil ie ate ''IN i"hi oth elr' hnrrnenes their respective orders O"~ b US'D n e'~,s ~[IIl~'IPI:fJ~e is t i'U e'ni r!I gj es en;: eli 0 n, e tie. 'G 0 n a,d ot.l!'"O,~I~ m11 II'uuJ.d S :JNrc due f'i on of egg's an dl g,e s p e"ull :i 11m a'~ an d fern a/~ go fnl ad 5, e· e, erna~li~g baby' fCHmatiloni In bDrth~ ,the far entil crf pre!gnanrt women's pituitary gland secretes Irela):;in, whic'h w;~dlens her bir-'h can,ai to assis'~ ~h'ebaby lnle,a.ving, and oX'ytocinl wi1'~'ch stim'Uji,afl~s the
I

moves Irli 'YlOur ~rvo.u~ $y~temto 'lJIrglrl~m'~ta happy $~at~ n e F' mind, The IlH)te. p~,ea:!i;urable. s~lff you do~ t/~ e' mere se'uotQJi'ljin i~FHiodlucedi h11 bursts, Bu~'oflllfy, D1F.. Neme neio L. iL ~.h ~ ~ *" re'mll", d;5", "Nnen 'youl don ['t,· ~ IMI'i~ilv'e rOD ~e-m Wh,·· genedC.;j:, or p ~ LJ ~i

-'I' 'L

-;!i

as lll\(~ me'~!tio'il'iU~ e.anl ner; stress, sleep, W1HL!it~iition. Patients d d ~a9nOi$iE!d1wi'lh din'iica[~depression alil"e [he peop~e w1FnOare

una b~e' h') IPrcduae~ IQf' ailFe plrnldUrdru:31 Vii!ry I ~ttle. a mo jj nts: o'~ .serotonin. So they don't feach 'E!'~ev,a't)ed ~:ta~,e"s, mOQct of
,A!II1ld'When they"n~ ~"lInha;ppy,'~hat mood is e),jag'ge1fir~(!d1 h~cause 'they don't ha\i'\e serrotolnlin mlovingl '1\0 comlba'~'~hait.'" A_lfTtJil depfl@sSQI!il!rts: ar'~'all albQu~ k'~~pill1g'th~' ~'~ro.~()lfiiiiirlin yO~lr ~,y,stem at afJilalii tillm'~hiiigl~i S ometim @',$, 'roo Ihiiigh t~~t ,~ b~oQd 'C:;'~g gu~~:t~~and ¥cn.l're e~t~~:y'1U'~k,fo!1'Ih'e~rt att~(;~ '0'1"" d '~Jtl'\!l)ke. Alcoh~,~ ,ii:)~5'O ta[p,s into (;he'm'iica~s;th~~',(urI! myn~',cat,e (
p 11l;iii)surei sadness

poss~'b,1 ,ma,~buha,t "9 ,ls:ang ,,s'ak,ong bi~as," that e'

i~U f'l1~h~Ikab! , BI~t YOUlr ad rern,~III'gIQ,nd~~, i e and tin e ~lon·no."e:5,they :s e c:;rete' ,@ rem ~'tr.j Us t alb,c ut Iihiung

Olrd~nary
• ['-=j

0 iii ,1lfi'V11

di!l),'

oj

rele'ase.,gf mi~k in YILi),ur wom,anls,

0·· 1k.1 ., "'II 'S: mor.e )flour III dl· s ta L ~ Y W~ 19 nrts S,flry:s, 'f'. I~~emlen<e::;:li 0'. DOC!Y D'lllh. bJ ,a,dap'[ lEi rild ,CO P Ei' with (er-tali n ,s:tf\~~n ~:~'a Is Q d'@iaIs 'W'i'tffi11 es. .
't,
joi' -

~nd

o~her moo

d£~~lndlLYdi ~Ig :selle.tonhil

_I -

~'I--

brea.st 'for ~nfan~ feeding.

Imoodls,,~'

and dop amline., ,Prolo'li"I;g,edi ,dlll1'li1king screw,~ with ne.ILtr@'lJr,a'fn ~Hin~tt,e:v ;ctiv.~~)!j, a heig hte;ning ulrlIllly' spedfk;:
ne!Ulfob"a1,Ifl:s:miitters: aft SItirru~,~:rOf e.xalmple!

ha,ppy~FHM

BV THE TIME YOU READ HIS~ I TERNAT~ONAL MOD LALLY ·IVE A IS ,MIESMEArZ~NG A CAOWID PEOPLE: IN A PHOTOSHODT SOMEW'HERE ELSE ON EARTH. ALLY RIVERA IS ALSO

g e.t j'Qlbs ~or b lond,e ih.aiiir. So' .~hesali,eI that Imy to d~ now? Tlhlree su g'g[e's,~~n~:~ Fi ~,d 0 '0 slk.inl 'liMl~lldde go()d 1~I~re,. Peopl,e, helre. ,a re Ink;;~'ly iii wary te ~allFiifill IFn~II'~() 0 f: ·pe.'~'O:S a ndl ,S;[(!lr ab !Uls~'n~;s ns t s th.art cotdd pi!! rsuade A.I ~yto strajl h@,re ~)!e,rman~lnlI~~y:: taii'l ned. ~tt' 'was such a trsnsition ~'F'raml I@!Ve1ty'Cne

So what

OF

2) Wrib~l iii Ile'ttei'" to $'OI~·HtHlr1lle ho',. more capahhi!' w ()'Fdo iifiIlg SMlglg·es·tionN,a" '1; ~.) Be wij th her fo'FeV\E! r wi th these p lictures.
Th e choi ce is,),'0 I!.I! rs,

b.a.!l!.h'lin,g mry-' skilr'illto hi!,re whelr~ ,e'verY<H"H1!' 'was Olh, ma9and~. It W,ei'$goc1d.
I~ ~I'

I'nlk~ ~

W _ere else in th~ world have you WoOf. cd? IIIvi I m an in'1!di movie in H ondu ras ca I[~edl,L05 t @

HAL,F=AMER~'CAN, HALF= PU RYO RICA-. WH~CH ALSO UMS S au " 1!HlreIbe~ln9 d evoi d ~;)r' ~ ,arnyth'iing IFiIup~no mea ns W\E! probe b Ily ImalYnot see more of he· jf=' e S _P'E! cia~lY' in th is ra g. mali nllfy because she's the kin d err inte I!nat~'o I mod ~,I who p refe rs to h!l;}v€! more na
!;

F'iend,. ~a lso d'~dIr~v ois.ti ng ~~Costa Rlea a ndl h

P'an!~m~.

eo

How d~d 'you end up here in our !l:ountry? I wa.~,Imodl~~iF!I~I in 'GUgJn.~l ho'Y. Ch ina', F,oIi" ~b[o ut gl m'Olf1th ~he"decided th.~t Chit! ngl W!l~ not r~alily F{D·r

at·s the one th,jng you afwa,.s w,ant to ~earn

c lothes

'OM ~

a f1ld ]u.;~' a nte d to 'try 0 Ii.d' ·af11 ,F.HM w

~hoot. And althouqh there's the' IPossiiibili"~1{ that F:)!i~\O'Ple in the lr riglh t rn ~ndWlOU ~d,0 ffer he r ~ :s~~ad'!f Job he ue~tI'IIiJI.$i 'e'lJlIld~ogl he.lr g~ ~-be'-b[rttiIFtl'gw',~y.s, (Di~ a Mene1)eS, ~lnyolm!J!~;?)!, alF,ere.sh;3ln e,d to i,l9lltl we
l

to ~lryal lUll m,alrke~ ~alVi!ldon e of my' ew ,g'!Jrll~TieD1dls hGl had modieled here t()~dlg'lrH~'t'~I~tI w wo ull}d do ,good h@f,e . .s D I c·onb='iI,cted .dl1Fld g.en,c;y ~Iere iii nd they Fle'w lifrH~ over. Wh, djd she say you'd "de gfu,d'l het.e? B'E!lcalus·e, of my :skiln. The, problem iiin CI~li nal wa~· th~y Wi ntt'ed 'to bll ea ch me, Iliike. leach m.y .skin b wh i:t,~.II'WcM~,a.llwaJYs the d a IJ"k.g i11'1t ca:5i~U'ngs and [ e I~-verybody 1~la bl 0 ~Jde 'ha irr~·'~·ou ,~utomatlca III'II' d "a-

m!e, ~'wal~ted

whenever' you are in a foreig cOLllntry'? 'The (UI.tUlf@' •. A 'lot .o·F f!iml@s ~h p ut us up ;n t@a,llly ~ n~ice hotels hut IIreally ,enjo'y' s,ee~ng the, Ire,a~I~"'f'e IClF

the, bald everyth ung. ~ love s,~eing how [people alcitu.any· are". I act;1~,amlfy~ove
etillch 'Qo~lntry~the, 910'0
Bind
I

M ~ka ti Aven ue,

W_

y'?

~t'.SIS,O div'en[~. The re ail'1~' rreer k ids, p'eo p le sell Iin 9 :5 IDVD's ,~ulld IP!@anult.sj=a~1 kirmds ,o'r .struJIH. Amlld ~~,~s
always b ~ISy;,Uikea Ilttil'e New Yor'k Ci ty..~k)~e·~ t,
Was this the idea you had o'f the Phjl.iIPpi nes
before you Cd m e he re? ~IwalS ,tactua I~yh:~Jf'ifi d~,,be btl U:!:N~~ ve uYO file te Id me e e '~~IatI W,~~· go,i ng to be .Ikid na p p.e<d. Th I·s n,ot good 'fur illS. '' r'~ ~lllv .!I""1is B' III;!.I!'," ~ ILUII ~ ii" !"fa~ liIo1LI;e" N.... it !,H~'~ Ii'!i!'!In I p;:ar .t-'~~
IV'I! . "'~~ ~

th e 'F,aret that

we

Irnmg ht n eiYer see he·u .agltlli [']1" ([But

j

she d~'dsay thal~'shs m'll'ght head ~Ver here alglailn bo/ M,arch J:012~because she heard ]fS.3 glood tli:me Fo r mode Is to c,o m,e· ba elk. they :S!hoo,t iii lor e,of' Sill m rnet s't 1!.!I,'fr')

til

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(lOmlP~ 0 p pOS~ o·F·ev,e·rythi ng IIIe·xpectl2d,. ete te IEYIE!J ybed 'Y 'Wi s 'fru end ~y,TI~iefo od is glr'!2!,a't., ~
'W

hieh W,iS

so'mle.tlhli ngl I Wi

S<

ai so' w,oni:ed abo

I 'ta lked
to Imy

liIl'f

hefolr~h a ~Jd.. A,c'tlrnadIfy. when

i"j'

a g'e'ncy here, m')" Arst ClIu.e,sUon was, ~0'0 'you hav,e (;.hl;·ck'elfi1,.,;th,i;IIt ~ ~·~!ill le~~'? lB'e~,all!;!! I went thwou 9 hi $e
IIJI

ti;

r"e~III'V' U'I;iIIU !._a~ l' B.,..",..11

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-[u'l!'·I·r ...· lo... II·fn '. !,..·,rn,jflnr\ll;~ d L;iI' .... lrou ~.~ ",~'n._."",... ~ .

'we'lfie I-ill "~V""" IIK1e es

jl

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we

~ 1PI1~5rVe ~. CKein C gL

h"

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~II'II.,I ''i"lIEII'V' IIliI ~~h;;;"

JiJ'
Ii

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re .act lilaIIy Alme r ic'a 111-P uer 'to

Rica

nib U t

',oy sure 160k Ulce you have some Filipino b~ood. Anyone ever told you th before?

Eve ry da~'. Alii t ~Ie tim,e·. And whY' de you th~ll1k w~ ·V~
asslIImption? My ~kl "I;, Imy F:ace ~n

m:i!ld~ :su,[·h ;]0

diol"

j,~

kn Q)W,.

p-·~oI"~e~I~tsay' j

'~lhl~t ~oo~ I~'ke lFi~mp'ing. I ,a How did you get into this, line 0 - wo k? IIIstalrtedi in ·the. S'tait,e;$,. I ne"!(e'u rea!lly :s.aw my;sieIIF'

QlS;

.fIj

p u,etty .gmrloln" wlh,alte.v'@r. Il've [b~ea) han91ilFllg out wilith

boys, mY' wholie UF,e.Then so mebodly appr(~achled

mle· arlrild wa S\!.il~1E!, jLarl1 I '~al~e i y10ur pktuFe?" ,and it .ki~,d o,.F' sitart·ed from there" [Iwas~ iike, H'Ok,ay, '~nafs ffiiY next .ail:h/entuf,el,,'fPI malin[I,' d'D it 'ro,n- t~ e· tr~ve~ing--

Slo~ '~'O' IriMew pia ce.$r lea r1liii ung ~Ig

1

fiI

ew ,~Ih ingl$;;,
guy f'ri end$

You never

tlhought you

were plie1:ty?

Ye'.s. I W~:5,g] tQlmbQY, I gilWgy~ h.~d my

~roulF~d. a.nd we"d go. mU,JJddlingl·~·rIbui'~dingl fo·rts in tree~ Q'r b.ikje ri d fngl..MIl' I~ ei'g hbofho 0 d W'QIS f'u 1111'
of Iboy~, lMa we ,ajllw.ar~'pllittyed wh'e r1i W'ElI we're ki d s.. a [EY~ nliliin hvgh schooll I i3ilways hl~ n'g CHJ~''wiudll Iboys. And you never dres,5' d up, dUl!'i - 9 those

times?
[IIa (:tua!~ Iy

,did ch eerllea d inglll 'gymlrn a:$,ti c:S: ]iaLIl

I

[d a n('iing] but I :sti 1[1 ~IUlrilg

girl YoiU 'kn'ow
i'

IO~ t

w~th giUYS. ~ was·

[liiret~'elv .QI

a Iw,ays ~~e. ,;3 h roth!! r '~O ~Ih k eml,;.I wa s;

h~'t

wha;t I m ~altJlll?' And II'wou idl,ilt Iiso do

's face that yo u don't

pra nk~ ,~n,d,~~k ~nd s; of ~~iU.p:i ~tuH. I d

Ca n you tell to a perSD like him? Abso,llM

tell-y.

'O'fH!

h ~nd red Ipel]f'Cent! ,FH M

CE YET

IllY SlllU , II,RU ,OLI' HM

...

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1[landl III With

Ii b~ld s' Idoned II.tufa:

WOR\DS~8~A~ BOILIO WIT1' R PORTS FROM "AR'C

,AM I IHO,"- Y REYES

P\HQTOGR.A_ Ml'~J_.O\Vl

E'GAS

OF lEDGEIQt: \\..GHT 'OR P -~QTTIX~PM

~-:'D\D'TtIOHIA_L \PHO J,Q,S;CQIUI" S,V ,0' JO,HN. 'E\DA,~'\I,\E, SPEC'Al,TH,"' 'S ,.10 MIS,., 'GlE- LE, j,AS, Nr_ -O~MIM PI ',- e'Y CA,STILLO 1 ~\"D\MAl'QICC'DIEHTAL~'THE'DIB ,WO\U DI IKE, 101'-,' ANKP'L"'f~,!E

AI\RLl'-: E'Ss'CO.'.::

e-

RG_ D ,.'jiiK ,AtNDI

MI~A, S"O\RTS;

Wiltilnii'ng it ~ilw'Ii'~hIrnlQ,thing to be,gllf1 . 'w·i!th., Tra'ilVtlli QlfI!, bOlflF'owed eql"i~pmelrilt ng 'Trai'llh'B3 ''!!!'ii~~h equip,m,e'nft' at alii" li1'iM] G,eottilrll g by w:u~'hwh~h~v,e'f'is avali ~albl e.

·W.e.,are ~IIIu ckers Fo r the Rodk y ,sto,ry" s

'The tJriumph '(IF t~le underd (] g. Ag,a in S;U: a IIIII odds. A,II~ thait is sh a ml(@,lies:sl,y 'tea'f'Fu~about:
'I!tict'"Or'1.

oou Id ,saJ~the, sarne th illl1ig, about t th e Ph illlp P ln e Dlraglo,n B'~i.d:Fed,e~,!ltion

¥'l)U

pr'tllc;:tic"e ti m'e' iiin '~he

ra,h'olJg Iunches at M,a ni la

'Fe~II rU~S:5o,.~'the
l

Bat~

c~lnoie'~ ~iv'ak ,atih letes, therefgH~' ". 31 fi'"1E!l:ady ,gIrvin g thelrTI 'tlbe neCiessaFy' -Flle~iilbil ity,~'5,be,ngJth ,an d 'E!'ndura,nc.e d~ma ru~~'eldby d1rag,OM boat fo.wili'l g, They also had th e be's t eqlu~'pm emit in the wo~l~d, hi!'uf1g ame tJ1 9 th e 'fl ['Sit dragon b Daft IPrra!ct'ii't~,oners to use flb@lrgllass paddl es '(I1'\!!50~"d· 1~'i'iIlLl~er' ~'nd: 1C~~,ji.~·r)· iIor,:~"II"" 111~r!lll"!i,n !5ii"!i1 ~"= ,_'. and rL
\jt,eit,@ li'.all1
. .11r~g. _ II ~ 1Jl1il. ~
rl~~ l~. '_

U.I

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I [I::J

U 1111.

(PID IBIF) D r,i'gon Wa rto rs, Tlhey ho,ggl~d ~oca~ ~PQr~ing

,A}lIJ,~ st wi't~1 their phenorn u

ena i :s,hQwirH~

news lal~t

P,as:~91 R~ver with si'g htiiin,gs of ,i sa Iva g e' victilm':s; co~p;s,el ,sInd diodgillfAg ibulllle1ts, 'F'foWi polke men ,i'Fteln' some p,etty t1hief who had ju m p,ed! ~nb~ e Pa,:s,j'g,. th

erqometer (a n ind 001" ,~O'wh,gl chhle) ~Ind rna 1~ly'G m,etries, The)1' ,a~ ha,d fin~t dU]~ ~U'I S~: the dr'agon Doa't-,spe.c'l'Rc row'~ngImalch~",e" whi ch wa~ d'evlell~ pled ~In US.A, nre~lr ~hle the

at the 'ffi'Oth [lln~erfJ1iatio'fJil~'11 D'fagOf1 Boat IF.e,d,e'lr,alttj.o~ (I D B F) W:oD'"~dCh,~wnpio"~lh ips i~I Ta m pa F11IQidla~ USA, Th e ofRda I ~ re5u~'ts:five gold .a nd two, slllvlelF medals a mild new wot~d re.c(nd'5i '~hey s~t' 'i1nthe. Sma,1I 18gart 0 O-m arn) P\re mier M i:)(;ed 2:0 0 m ~ nd :SOI~m. and Sm.alll Boat Pn~ml~'er IOpieJrn
j,
1

And

us~ d ell Il' t~If\~ for dr,!3i9J1" s

end [D'F: J'90,$, the 'But we m I;JIS1thaw had :50nNtl'thing

l

TiHE FiLY ~N:ap,akaib,'ga r," reca 1[1s N aili't Da mage

C"on:troI2nd C~ Ri,co Pr g di~II of' ass a d-,Ie. ti Ires;ti e d '~O'the beat QIS trel ni ngl equ ipme rrt, IP'r,a,dulll,~ls ca III'EN~'t'~le ,ka/:ab~w 0 F

arnrd Hea,d Co"ach N estu'f ~ gal1 ~i riM~the' P Iil1.oy ,s.tro,k,e to ,a ca r e.nghl@~ piste t'il1=dl Ila ke s
m'i! ~!t IbQt~ 'Fast',and powerfill.11" The
'F

b@tb!!r., The, DI~'agolrill Walfr'i'af::~l (:N:;hir1lic,EMII [)irec:b~f T

C'Oltirtilf1JlI.iIO~,.!L~, cj~n:iU r mQV'! Iia

IpaJdd~e'sbladle, efner.s ,the Wiuer a't,i '45=,d,e9~ee alm'gll,e.

::2 0 Om" SO'Dlm

d ~,000 rn events. T hi s ls th e,il~ (iiia I record o:Fvictories, ofR

,131111
p

g'o,ld,. 0 ne SUVE'f' at the :22n d Sou th east Asi an Ga mes (5 IEA'G) 'I 2'0 03 ~~Ix glo,ld rneda ls a t the :2 31!r1dSEAG, in 2 (M) 5: $'~X
~l

as, ,Far as 20'O'2 whii'clh y,o~1 wou~d1 [lbe'exc use d not' klli1l o,wirugl b,e CaIUS'Ie' th ere 'YM'a,s et no rnee lstrorn of aleW$,: one y

,stretc,hing

sHver- m:edla

1$,~t the, ,A~'lia n D ra g on Boa ~ Federatt~ion (A D B F) ,e halmrpi'Q r'nlships in

200:2~ two gold and
l

Ba,co,l,od,; P v,adiii~ went 'to M,an iIlai to look 'for 'work ~in1 ~l9,4. He la . el~ded up 'RndilFtlg one gIS,~ bQ:(~r in ~ di'ngy gym nesr the Ar,~IIflie:tgl C'o~lseurrr, He Wgj~a ,few wee k~ g~~Y' ·from !hi s rr Ulo'f,e'.s.~i rr! a I O debut wh~n ,ia fami~y 'F'ri'end brouglht ,h~'mt!o the Rizall MlemQri,~[1 cornpou Iii dI to look: 'f'olwnat'uon,a[1 '~e,am try-au ts, !'!',Dap;81t (18'9di'$ciJfj!j 1t~lraw'er id'k,o,~"r~t;,alll:s; Pr~idina',t'lfrJya' ,i.ang' l;aiiangiio doon " "D " .. ~, ml!3ta't;ang,k;~d. .oon' k:o Il,aitagpud:n ,rung dm g@ ill bOdlt" [P'r,a la hals ,co..,s'~s'tJent~y tOIPped the, qu a r~~rly p ~tFotm,a nllCe di~

'~h~Dr,a'~OIrii' WaIFli'k)IF.'J3l,. A, naltllv1e

QiF'

~Pagtu,s;ok ko.ntrahiil' mo' ,aga(l y~ng iba'ba w, ~nstruc ts P'r,ad ilia," ~Big'amOl ng'ayon9 haita"idlt Pag-ftidt' ng sa,gwan ;Sgl ,wbig da,fJilf n'aka-'~y' [al~a ang ,~a,gwan sa tubig;'i~adds Sa,cijoitl. '~h,e' mail!1l
4,s=d,~glr'EHEi ang lie p.aJrai lie,llto, '~~,E!' w,att,e r]~tapas k'Una kgl "g' Ilang~~n h~&an,g b,inabaiik' mo "II

who a'I~Q '~h,ought, i'J,f [r-n e t'~r,e-d~g

J (");(14~ 'two, 90~ d e nght. :si~ r alFld Tau i' vie b ro.n:l:@ m ed aI~itJ'i1 AD B F ,2:0 Ol~:; 101M ,go~ e d, one si Iver andl 'tw,o brcHu:e m ed a Is i'lril the ~D B F Wo rl[d,s 200i7 (a Ion 9 wlit h the ~Ir'm rs t 'Wor~ dllf,e,co,rdl);. ,ij nrdl tw,o 9 0 ~d ,a~ldIonE' s~Iver iInl iD'BF W'orlds :2 CH):9 (wh ere th ey a I:::B) b 1'0 ke the. ~f''ft rst wo rl,d rec'Olf'1d. and :$,et
a n ~w Olfl~' i~ng noth er
~\I'~If1'~)~

OW1e

silht1er in A[)B:F

And th~, IU nde.lndog p!art. wh ich hi, the

best;

The Auglu~ t 20'] 1 'V'ktt ory

l

w'as ,a'chie,V!e,d

B'Fte w 'they w'e're ,s,~r:~lPped'F'a o

Sp'orts Asso,d!l'tlolFn

JWI ~c n a:s, a pr~vatE e n~~ty ~ch ereby IIo;$:irllil9 net th ei r gO\l,e rnm'ei fillt fu nrdilllg ,Ii nidi ,S,ll.ilpport.

a nd Phi ~~'ppitJ'no.s pons, C',omlmiiiss'iion e (PSC), ClQlm p@nin1lg the m to cantlin ~Ie to'

(NSA) ~,t1a'tu~by,the' JP'hi pi Ille Ol~ymipi'f Co m mli.tte,e (P,C C) lip

N a't,iOIf.laII

(See p<Bnel.farmore det,iik on tnf:! POCI

PSC-.PD,BF wad

'~(he 0 lid ~TN~,d illJii CIO U1rtel!1i ti on ~.sb:: to be 'I!'x:ac't. 'h!\lO' co ur tesy o'F 'g a'~s .. ~~ . ~1II11e w~'rn e'n :s' '~.Ie,alm. 'Tw:o re'ars Igr~er,the te~nTIreturned to the ID:S:F Wo rM Ch~mp~'onshmp5! which 'WH~ &te!lld,in Sydne)~'~ , ,AUls;tr,all~. T1hey had be,el~ thelFe ~wo '~ilrnes plrrllQr 'wirnnill4l9 BI silv\e,r Imed',~1 in 2,.[).o5,,and a bro;fII(2:e medall itJlIJ '20 C'~t ~tW,fI~ a ~ th i1s eV'elrrl ~ wh e re the D1' a ~'O n Wa tflio,rs es'talbll i:~ d he. theif' present $traln9~ehold of diralgon b,oat's 'spr~nt 'evemt (200m). ~flUSaJ)g ,milY l1'iliwa,k 1119' wiorld record fi'Oan sa Sralr1(~~ard'Qart Mien's 8 2.0{]'m", ,42 s,~co ndls.'"n~ca n s fl'et~red N arv'if C h~ Peuy O'f~ib! ef r 2nd Lh~ube:nan't Rltllp,er to Sa bi]on.. teilm Il3ls:s'~sta ii1j~(oad"n and s'te'en iIm,ill11illli siilnc-e :2001' and th e 'olfl1lly rernlilj ii'ilirilgllact~\I\e' melmble!l r o'f ~~Ie 'orig'~na[1dr,agon boat '~am fo,rmed inil 1'991 ''"A_pat nl!iltaon- yung hi'nd, na~h'.r,ea,k,.j· 'The Amelf1ka,n dtrg!gon bQgt 'h~gmwa$lglr~e,ly oomlpos~d olF
",JiL.
'i

PID':8;F ~!OI~arTIrk.its p,addllers. He~s ,also ,;j peopi e' who c()ver,ed ~Ih 'f@,a,m',s; T:alm,pa e Yic~olFy.".5.igl1ro dahil ,akD( yUtlg n~g;s;albi na ,l'ahiJ ,sa t'ah'o,n.g kaya leami ma,'a.J(a:s,l''- he eXlph~,iII1S'i' 'Th~ '~mre=d~aglta elk. ¥I,as eml~[1 oye,d dIU ri ng tr ali mil ng r-o,r th~ 23 rd Sout h East Astan 'G a,m as in 2 O'~)5~ It resllLIIlt.f! d ~iniii c lealn s:w€!'ep o'F

tre:s:t ICOtJ1ld1uc~e,d bry' the 'fa-'Y'of'~~\e flf'HI') n1lgl medial ,aM

'tr,ain'lihgl. Th~,y call~ it ·"Hy,tii be'il:!t!llu~;e,'w'heli'ill execut<e,d dght, a padldll el:~, h(NJ~ld s ers alpP ea r Iiike ima 9 hlla ry' fla PlPillllig ll,;,unlg:$,. ly F a,I~'O(:{f,e\f: ..t.e~ [iiffi s;hor~er dlis.talnee, !betw@,enl strokes~ ,a~~owi'ifIglthe t"eaim to averdlg,e 8,$, stro,kes per milfllufe'. l!Ilf ID ra g'o nrWanu'o rs b ~o~el t~le Amelrica 11 r'iEl'ccH'dl d ur'~fl;gth e S E!'M i='RI'nallls r ~dod~ingl alt "'1,1,,91 s@cond,s,. The li!TIl@X't ilill day ~h~)l bes'lle d doses't cOlm p,~tit.o,!1",sU SA ,a~dl CI~li nil lin tlh eo'f~ fIla:!:s ,"tH,,"th ~ !e'OIMn'try ',s filr$l~ eVter Worl,d Cham'p'ions,hiJp ,~,olld.

nrh'y :UIl '~h,el~ate f,BOs ~ rriEN:a I ~s II~ g,a 11. H@ a and cu rrellli!t Squa sh Racq uet.s, Ass,o,ciation c,.fthe P'hi 1'~lPpi Pre~i dent R.omeo n,es,
COli

__ ·__:WIJ G I1iY a· [Dralg (l,n boC)a~wa s '~nuo,d UOE!,d iin the

R iiba!no wef\i!' m!e.mllbers ,of ~Ihe' ,M i,n ~[I a

[8'0 at ,C]Itl! h..

w',h~c1~1l!back the IJ1 w.as, '~he IOIIm Iy

Tlh~yIcst '~h~h' quarters at

t~le Ri:z:a'il

MI@'mo r~alCompound in MlaJii1ila and ,the tr:ail~ ingl ck)ck l!m,~a:r th~ CCP CQ:m[f'I~x. For I l~rF~elr"~r,ailfii~iflg'Qlr'1lJ1lbl 'WC'~ Id SiOmle'Um'e~ they fre\as~'0 fI1l talhong' !harvested at the fetid Manilla IBay' waft,e~r£, 'W,ii[h Irna money and support, ,th~y 'were stil[11~Ible ~o gO' t,o Fillorida, ,

row~'ngcllub in th~ .phiilip,~'1",~5,., ib,al~o R had ,a recru ~tml€!nt a i~l'i!ncytina t !ha d il n ~Imrber oif H ongl Ko-n ~1...b~Hre'ddien t~. lit 'w-as ~ino!J,Jl1ghhim ~hat drBglon b.oat WHIS ,,?-~fel~e t''O b'e' broug ~Itto' ou r :S hOI""es. d 18ry '~19~H,d'nle GC Llillitry- wa,:!i ,s;et to ho:s;r tlhe '~,6,cl~ AG Whe'fe d n',e.lgorn e at,-dlen SE b k IflIO,wn t!IS tr a d itiona~ bOiilit: t,a ce=had its

S I~A'G de btut. 'Ihl@ A'm ah~!r Rawuing u ,AS~~H)ci,a't~(Hlt~le P'~li I uppi n1les (A RA P) 0 f'

ga~ by

O(f1

the' ,gen@ro~;.'ry of' IFn~American~

~heit

chii:e~FIru ¥ii lis Chil~a al~d 11~eUll1ilire d Sta~e:s[en r'oute t'O, t~e m'tll itiple 'yjiicoo'fiies. Rc cky Bal b oal was, al fillo,=,b O:>l::e He r. u$'ed c;~u~ Ci,rcass, a,s lill!! nch'iln g ba'gs e a ndl b e!,8 Apolillo! 'C:reed to bee'Qlme '~he lH!eavyw~ight ChalmlP~ion ,()'f 'the W'~rld. IH!~pulU dogl $I~ds, on hms b~lck. in the ~d
i [

I~"i 9 ii n the a1itea[, ~Indl trumlped ii1I !j,til~

RU~'~llan wil~~elr!lInd
Il'i!IU:I\l

a,..!IIi"III"'" '-' ""' ... la'Ii"!i, a 1i!..~F'Il~~,.J ~. [l;iI!,~. _ I!~ .· ... ... 'O! ~ ,,",., C_!!;,II.... mm'·lei I".' """"'-_',",!J~'I;,,~ -1!iJ!I;!!I,..I!I.~g '.'Ii~Tin'·I'II'!iii'1 _ .I .. ~ d,e-,f'r~ak Ilva n Dna g,g" The P~li~ppi ne D HI g'o ii1IlBoat I lFedelFatti~D,n Wa,frrio,r:s hadot. ,~p.dlrt· froml

fough ~,~~alh'ls CLi'UU'fM9 t

sa pa.nging'.is.da[ kia'tlliiid
09' ffl'iJilf:ami
:3:~[ amino
Wal~
(I;

Anttf!'to,la

studying Ed~(!a~~'on in Per~:hetua!1 H'E!,IIP in

Las Pi milas whe ilil ~Ie mard eothe tealml., B I!.I!I~

tha t d ~dlIn stop hi m ;'t'

;fro m gloi !i1lgl to

1M erner
to I~lhe M[OfE' seasened sqll!.i! a ds of In d 0 ll'iJesii g nd My a nrnar= b ~I~ a
man) @V\f!nt. howingl

IR ~l,all' ~aI e've ry day

at 5 a .rn, fe,r tra ini n~I.,

D'edii ~a~~ 0 n, hJie adds~,is nne olF t~e few characte.ristics dieslilre[d ~rOlm eaeh

WalS

th e 'F'uw$U' ndl~i@1ll1i11 'Eel:U'T'II,,, Th'~rty'e'n~idedi N,wy snd Army m[e n we're. dralfted'. trA.flmy dlnd IN,avy personnel w[eife the fa:stest to r,eC1WIJ~trrandl , d~'dn't have '" t lloimeot con duct"!l.r}'\Ou's [ih, .jioiL_ 'time" ., say:Si ~ll1le, •
ta,$;kedl te
fonT)

no !i1Jet\hlel ss a fE!;llla'tive! success ~\O'ra ;ttealrr!1 e [[hal~ hald 'tr,[!Ij'ine d ,for ba f~II'ta ')lie aIii,

we'

~10 c:'ompe'te (] ~ ~e:vera II·'" 11~'QI~~ n~1reg~j'tta~ n Ilt1V

. _jJ <,
-I

Th e-ycantin ued tral fIli ng ,Ind

ell'!;,"

;10"

i!o

:sarys 111~191a IB;en~rft 'o'F~he. neCle'S,:ij;a n k !i'llofw-how to' P Ir,odIUlce ~ cornpetltlve b~alml~,they .gp'~ed for the ;siInTlplie.s'toF'
El

~'T 'tell you ,rr[~n y" at th ~ time, 0 k~ taJagarg9 wafa [fJa [tayong ,~Jam sa d r a qon hO;IEM,tJ,. Walans}' sde'n~m'A'e ap'p-'ro,mN~h" waJa'lt1lg

~lla]g N arV "ltt. ICdL J.O]jc C,@'nahre wa an" a P p'o iinted ,the rirst head coach.

ln Hong :Kong. IMa(";Qlu and miiiunilaind C h~ na, win i~e,a Iso :ilm f,)lf[cw,vi -rh@'ir ttr~~ r1lg niilng

:$,yostem as th e,Y',;a,eq liiilred me re 1mi~ SI[e,. e'i 'i'S' ,s~m'Uia~n9 ,gl,~ag.aw.a ntJnnng ~ . ,a ., t ra ~nln g, oido' ,an:9 ti wag i'Ji,tin dun. W'E]
i

dd lier, ;i~D"·",. ... J ·,~'Sipflna~a"aga.!' 'Sakal tu'tJnga;n, Widang IMV P diro~;{arhat kayo paddl[@fS. Q,ap-at ~['limaJ~b~n~ Irathi't waJ'a, k ka fJa~,lakas. D'oo~ ~a kasi t"'Qloon~/'at says
pa Anterela, Six yea r~ o,'f

p!aye~d lt by ear," ,$iays ~~a,gan1. One such

st)4e.

Ii)"

move brouqh t abou t Iby ~ns tl net Wil$ 'to d r.aw Iiine-s, on ea ch team m em ber's w~ ,i t t..~... r, pac..lLJ III!!$; '. C ,pa,a ,K!~~U•t m'a.'a,., ~~KIK~ ra; IKO
IItrU'11':g' sIno
f_ •

pl ~yh"lgl'iii' by ea r

h as led

,lIl,fn . I

,L'

A. ~ pa,r~I1.o: guma,~~w.,
II"
j:j

ph1rye

f nil! q ui

felme nl~:S: «B.'a,:st~ ,dBP\{U: pa(e~

7 7''''yea,r:= 011 l ceaeh d

d" nal,K;aSas.a!O~Yi'h a WEl'5, t h e .~'~ L." s

'W,as a Iso ~lna I~y!8ible to
0l~)en try;out~
~'O[

d~ ~C'@iV:elit ome s

t'helm te

seie nOO te pU iI; :in te

[IIb a~ kin ds of rowi ng ~th e Pfirl(Jpl[e, r I is '~Ohaive th e' iboalt p riope ~[fa rwa rd]~,~~ conrinues II[agliln. ~SOI,lFeg.ilfldlless oiF'the styl[e'; o,f pa1ddlll in g, pu.rnil; k'dmi n'u.n~lffld'-s,iSrf11C:nI,,,oin,~[Ze ,t?ami,~ WI t. e'a C fI! other;
,I.:. .• ,

h Q ~Idconfin

, The

gllrou p

UlQU$,

ibe[e:F Up

:theJi r fa nks,. Pra d illll,itIlre(::~I~~; the tr~in~in9.in the s

",n ..'=. 1 r, 1 r8ramlnl1n ,~lfJrQ ng p Us IL U ps, pu 1'[; ~IUp,S;!CI,t s it~,ups in en e Im'in utE,. Tap,os' itaJ<6o; n~'ma.n: :sa' 10,0 m s p·ri il'11t- ,dapa:t ulll'iId er '112 51! co nds ka. r,~len rJapa't maiko;t mo I1g

'~he~ P fi!'f ~'onilila r nee, in th e' form Oi~: phys~' cspebl Iity tall
perrCen~ages'.

·'·h

IL

IL

s,aJllliiI,ddays',.

-'J'

,A ,~~ww.~'ek:5;wnto ~r.alinl nq, Il'~,. ol. C CI~ b re, w,a$ c;allill~d baek '~n g clive d LIft]! tJij:;!3 to
dd "I'· h lu,gl., I~n_ e'rgo ~r_vance d-'irrH~ltary .s,c.. 0,0II'· 1IIIg,glan~am~ , OIY'M-PIlc, rD~l;iing c)oa,clh~was [frQf(.\ed ,tto ~,~epiIFilI-he' I,at'e r flo()k gl d !i,agon bo'at- eOia dh i'~rg [cO'U-Ulr5l hl Chi 11~. A RAP e'
'100
II;,

CI~li iIldi~~Qlm[e' olF'wh ich werle del ivef@d ,a '~ew Imoln thsi be'~ofoe: ~h Eo N oiVembe r • •• ~Il ". I . o'pe'nlln[g~ gli\i'~ll1Ig 'dle Mlali .. iOFlii :iii plr~CIOUS p ra,cti ce ti mE w~th the new giearr. 'They managied to[ SnilS g-t~le b 1'0 nile meda'i in th fl' !S,O 0 m Standard B'oat (:20 =,
am' the iOlIIIIIF"W'Q~~~ C~amp~'ornsh:ip 311'

~ihen bought 1':2. b[o~,band p1addll'es from

seven 'iti ml@s i!iiil12. m~n iUlt',FalS: }tung Ri za,l Memoria[1 ovall. Tapos. ,t.ub~gnam,an,: '~OOm ~ndiiivi,dll!,)! I pradd,lle iinl Ill! nde.I!l"-two m in utlfi!~. Of a

H er'ee:$[ An terola: '!iI[Q ne' way to m E!':3;S,Ur@ that ~'S th rcu g,h 'Wleiugh t trainlingl."Ang malx~mum ko sa bench press ay 130 ~ilos,. 5-0,aJa'm-ko yUfl§" e'f~otrt I1Ii ibibigay hlJ pa'g 50 P eree fmlt ,'al,ng lang! .hinih.ingii, 0 ,pag' . . ;; 1't1's 'f!ne 'team s dIl"Ulm'M'Er w h[0 ~il'~es,he' :si9n.all on how iL 80 pereent, t -m uch loa d i~Im]~edl~dl.h,~ a d ds, tre hilJ! ng k~~im~"~\e-me,~$u'(e n-a rtr~g s't1u.~ lr!ltie$ ni3mln p[e,r rrIi1'ittll ut-e' at d'~.fF'e'rerl.'t IIOia d:!El,. KlfJ1:a 811am k[e'
i' 0'-

~.s~

n-a n,y'~~'g,dwum m E;'r Ja1n9' ,g;gg;no k;~m,~j ,kgb.~Wfs.,ll1It gl Ipartk:u Iglf IOgjdL!i i'IP~riJ[pag dikdikan na~ ,m~y ~\tlk~'Feserlld' p'~1 ~ilang' p'd[n9,·,~a'~r
il..<

,a't'pinalpa'$iJyzHi" ko pfl' . .Pa!lf:a makiira ~,okun,a lit.. . I m\~y fl!i1!iyt.1 m ~~,~'a. Th e' iC Ulrrent I~-eamrecords ifill IPllU s;h _ups
.j' i!i

Ad d s 11,~,gan: $aka riati ,pin',ipak"al1't;a ~

~!c,~

·k;· :s·ars -1·1 i3[galfl.

TU '-'~I'-S -;... INlI'

Th e te',a m had til IE! illl f'iin;;t in terllil ati,oll1l,a I ,sue'cess a t the 5th ,A D[9; F '~In!J alp iii ril in 2.00:2 ~'W'~ier~' t1he:y 'WOin sil'x 511ver mreda Is,. Two off those
s:~'cond-piliaice ,f'i ~li:5.h~S, ca m!~' ait 'the ham d S Q'FCI~li na, who b r'o ke the PH'noy'~~h~,~rh, y' 'wiilf1ningl by,~ mere hundlf'ledths olf ~ :s,e'oond hil b 'both ,the m'eml'i!l: :2:E[Oml and 500m '~I'nalls;.,

Alril'ter'Ol,a. ,A 'f,o rm ew h'i1gth school sjplF'inter !~llilldtlhmwer inl his; frlliilti'Ve. Li,pa~ i8 atarnlg,a,:\j,!
l

prUjI ~..,u ps, (50) bello ngl t6 ·~lhe.i r s ~i'pp,er, Arlmy Im~lstJe,r~;erg,e~ nt USmiillr'i
(M)~ a ndl

Oef~ 'The ~J"r.atm[nWani,oJs

Aln r.eroht mad e t~e t~a m ~n ~99 e,,, ,A,

'mo Ie 1]9D~their '~hjil (Oldllms~8ils:

'l7ampa~USA: (~lm\P)1[l.~4]mnli~~c:sBr
(r'lgh'r) thi~ t[lam ti;lebfidl~'With Ulr-based IPIJ]O[f8 3l1]~ compc~lnOfS:

sto,cky

,5~~f~" admits he,

that ,although 1~li'5:

physli)c;al~ ,abniUes sat~'sfled the PiDB'F"s; str~ ct req u~r'@lml@ he w,o rked dOli b lenits" t;ime tOI ~ealr~ how to ,s;witm and p[aJddll e. 0" ![ili ,~' J .. -,.. ,~,~ ~ .n~ma,"'g d,~g'at ~a g'mi/1';, ~ar'y~ Anterola, o-f'Ka'y~ waia ,Ifill' ,akon g karanasan
. .

S EAGI mn VieM ifiIim:;go Id or' [bu:s't. ;'2003' 'WtlliS th 12' most crurci~~ yea f' of D'lWlir ex ~$t,e ~ say:s, Ila9JfIIn. nfje j~!We.had! w,OIf'jinvil~adD,na,1 ralce.s pew ne.\N~r ,an iifuenlar~!iionall. ii:l' , I ... 10'f iii Cil~1cOlmlpe ~Ulon. Tin ey '~Irained in the hra ciki:s,h waters oif '~aytray, R i:z,aII ~Me,cau:$e' the, cond:~'~ uon:s 'were ~ Hlmiiiii r ;~Q wh,at they w,ot!..dd ra ceo '0 in] lin Vi etnalm. H[Q ne mlo nth katt1'J fr()on. ,Naka.Juanap ham; ng' pwed~ng gawing barracks. Burnili ,kami ng ,gam'it:. kaJdero, kubyi~io's," laha't,~;
H
0

'Iint.ern1t..~i-otnha~ ee.it~, ~h 2003 m e.

,But iifiIlstead [of :SiIJ Ilk:inQ, "the IFnielmbers mad e a pact 'for t~ei Ir n1ext

!.l'

ma90oJajl'an,
i. 'I

G,kn,fi:!'

A fYOO!iO ~al+ DinobJe na..m'l" la,ha t, rig' p'f?~,l'ag'awa n, Sir IIliag.a ~I;~'eo nlt"~n ~Ies Sab~jo". Sabi /co[ pal «'af sif; PilfJ' Ji p-a na'iuf.lgl it1l, magt<'e -res,i:gn "'it
ii

r,~calls Sa b ijon. '~S~b~r-,5'~ba¥kgrnJ kum~ka'.iI1J' ,ffl'ijii'go, rn~ga;~5at ,~l,g,t-ulog' ,~[t

aldlds

mdgb~[lut-,baJ():t' ,n~ t~roktJ!ji n'akakijhir~ ,nfl.

J
1

A nlld Awn~er!ol a. ~An~ u.s'apa" n\Qo,nj; ~PiEA:g hinr.# taro nana',;Q!~,

~'PJ'

.. The 2:2nd SIEA.Gls 'traditiorrilsil be'iJt race Fhlah~, was helld c~: [the chilly West Lake, in Hano'li [on D~c'E!mber ]I:!: 20 03'. Sabi]on r.em ember,s, "the day's raoes w,ere playe1d ag;ainst mle' 'Wind!and watew CUII'TE!mt', A.-her sen~ i"gl f'o f ,$.,i ~v,e'r la'~the m[E rlts: 1!,c) OO'f:li1[ervent~ the. Plhillippiilles went a1i'ongsi'de dr~-;~n bo\at po'w":!'fho'u~ers, Th~il[ali'1id. Ind[onesi,ii and Mlyanmalf' for t·· '1 r ~ ':s ~.,', -. 1 Cljl"[(._ .,:~'11

team 1~la.$Ib~~ln'1IalSse m bled by the, PO Cl PS.C. But they af\e 1,C)ok,ing 'F,o Il'w,ard to, the 1tth liD B IF'Wo,~I'd C h~,mp~nsh ip~in Ilraill [J in 21(Jt~, where tth~;'re plan ili File] to, :~H~.~'nd e'i!iMl Ulgh re,F,) rE!'!;!,entatives 'to ClOlmlPlet~ in both '~l~,e aIIIboa,t Ii~d: s ta nda,rdlleven ts, srn Coac h Ilia g,an bel haves that' dlr ,e,g0 Itl b'Oiit is
OJ

Ilagia n. r~A pa~r;J t, ma&'ya&o k'gln ~ -rna f.ang'kad' &-a,lca' t:am';iia'n rna Y:Uf,Jg S'B'gWil1U11 il9.' ol'g,a
rilE PDlBF~,eDR_ O'R_- D:IUtii Wilt AU]BtS ,S,gm.Usm,a ~ An1!;l rtl~ a lI.~my,team ca,p,rain I~IFC,Rarm ie LJIan o, Army P'FC Jose ij'alo, ,Army Sg~. R(i)Ii11YJ:ohn I[)ion io.
l'hmy

~P'ag m~laki ka',si~~gtao, Il'ata$. h~m~'hi,f~tQ dul'o "ung ,pa~~rsag'W~n 5g! ,d~Jlil S:gl ha,ba ng arm s nita., ,Hindi ,flda' maiba','~k g:rJ.lJJd lUJ!1'$1 P add~e ~'a ,tubig,'~ eplnes

'ta~lor- m

ade

ror F~IilPinos

to' e~('()e at. I

/.rtfj'faiJimQ~ mill w~waJ~ . . u, syl!i1eh r(Hl'I1Zal~n~, ViI

k~,,~' ,nga,'¥Q.n

S~I

Tlhe iriEU:e star~~d ,at' breskn sck s;peed~, ~he fh,~1Ii$,t~ with]., arm·s lerN~J'~h, ealch of ether, A,'her 100 meters, 'the. Phlijli'p'~i:nes"
drumrnelr ~houtt'ed; "Power I'Qnig:~f:!iFlId'katiFilgl a longer verslen ~'F'the-h" ~tflQke

New p airs ofs hoes, corni n9 from a s.pons;o r? Than k yo u 'very rnu ch I ,Marda 'Cri,$.to,b\a~.P,DBF 1Pf1!i!,id.el~t,

de facto spok.eslperSOnf. d'eJell1lde f ,ilIii1IC

1

that

qlLJJ'ir~d1more lo~,d. They ~~clkedu ~ power a IliIE'W at the

!FIe

u sed to g arhe rr'th@m as a ICHl'Y.,

Barr. Hiel 'was r iliSI! d an th @' S he~11is h, and f

lt's mek illfl g do
wi th whal['i:s

solicitor ,erf the c'otJllntry'.s current

se !i'lISalt~ 0 !i'll"

sportung

last 1 saJ'~metlen:;,th e Dlragloln W'airlrior:s, un IE!'.i3S hed the i~ kitd(-~~.ubuSiN1 nalng Illa.st f1<a "II' A. _~ aKi!. saty:s~nte'ro I a
n'

inch ir1lgl themr' be a1t a, IIi'ule ,ihed,d ,of th i!,iiFi riva ls, At the
3 00 ~mle.tt'@lf Imal~kll'

the re thait In a s so fa r b een the stolry err th El'Dt'aglo n

WarriDn;~ lIra[nliing in the P,as'igl Riv~r? lfs beca IUISe. th e r~ve'r ls ~helne~ iI'l-n""_ t- _ _ M-" -' _ b-' -h- t -~-_ -b-I,~:lj: ng.~ s, - a ' 0 ' ~ I_ !:1g',J5Ii, lie m'Ehm - en! I__j A-ntero -I; N' 'F~ , '~r£ijtweeil'll"lga nam,," tp,oorn ,~",' u.ng fflIay n'~K;ta' ,p~ ~~mm:g'raong s"nf)~r~age .. ~'Th· 0 IF:ileti m El' miy m'ag'nanal(~w ,rJ\a I_ .e'n .hinahrah'fJJ Ing ,Pulis'" Ti;Jm,aloo ,ma 'spit., sa ,l.l'" J '...L J a min. Pi~'ag,aJ;alJ'iJiri~' PU'I;'$! K(lirllt' nanO<u'n' nung
I',' _' . I -. , ," • _' .
"J"

s',~m;Saivad~n
Army

the PIDB IF'~Cobra D'raglon Wani'lors~, is giddy about the ~,@ilmlisnew

1P~li fI"

Sumagavs a~'!IIooy I

S,gfl. Jloemar amql!,l~al1!a, S,:g~. ~nald J3~. Army R S N:2 JlilU1l rey Dayu iii'l8il', ICmlS'1 Guard, oS N2 Pl[!'rri1 1'0 ,Ido ~o ICoa,si'l Guard S N:2 Ra,ymo fIld M Dr:a ~es~ ICoa,s'l' Guard :S:~t Cr,es ain I0 1~I,ablUl81f[ljr! Air lro lite ICD2 Rico Pr.8Jdma~INa~y RU,PrertQ Sail Ij 01111 Navy
I

~t '1Ialr~ pternber a Fb~ ;5; Se moen ti3lnd FHM ls Ihuddll ed with seve ta I o'F 'the D !l",iEI'g,on arriors ,~tni d Ie ri 5,~'ob I bl W a
~I

IO'~

,shoe;,

'i">

_,'J' _

'J.

'

ICO

ff'ee shop

nlea r

H tBIU+SOll1l Pla~iiiai ilrll

seconds. dl meiiger one-tenth of' a seco nd iIf'II fliOn't o'f ~,ill'Vef'ml'N!dalli st M'y'an1ma,r" oIi'liCi! they Ulf'ii load edl frOlm, the boat,
Ol~'

T~eilr w~'nnl~ngl timle: two m ~nIUlte.5;~ 111.0:2

Manliila,

~~ .__

~~.,.

..,

'l~

S,~b 1]0 n 'Wg s ch.lli)~eld~ ro un d by mlelmbef~1

the h)UlFflIti51i111 ent ~,s'anti-dopi ng ,ifN]>e Ii1lC)". '~A:h, ka:&.iyvng ':)J'n!l,:k'B"'11'J~'jjl1':grB1~H he ex,p~~;inlsu,''jK~,r.aakiJJ~ h'igh ~"(;f!J~hal ~Ia! {J:ero tl~a;r:d,,~bu:h'.tNllo,k-ij'si ,~yQkong m,a/1'lwij'{,jjIY' sa ,r,._ ~. gfUP'(j,. ~O~tailg' sara flCimU), I-Ilahilt 09' g'lrJIag.awa' namiil n,gayan nan,gg'G"ling haloS' ,l:aha t sa 2.0 O~ ~'.say,s
An terata" '~K~lulnlt~:n.9 dag\dag ,na m~y ire-fef"ne sal tiE! chnfi'q ue.'"

ica'mi. I(aya kiJ'm',i ,~a ,'a'rig ang htJmuli' it 'iL'· ; • iDUltga,y na',mm s,a pu I·' ,~5. No!thinng to ,ehat in co,mlpe~iilit:~ n? Th ey. 0
fI

pataia'st,as I'a,ng,.'!~ Ilfsl okalf', w.e t1ellllher. W,e/re Iglald

h ed,p in the victory.
FiH_~_

~,G~tl\d~ ShiO@:S n~'minjlnob'?' fi,g Spcnsored rain ng IColu,mbia..'" :say,s, Crlsto ba l, p~,,99~~ran [each]. Son-yu
>!

'~Q

h a,d ba g,$I. Th rty F,ood.

S'~lU

Hi!·d it wi th

thel r ,own

co 8Il!h and S'I,e e ~Slliafl

A rrini3Jbe~,1e Ii3l~rli),
ras:s~'n,i3Jnf eotadl} a iild

(~lrtl~edl).!,~msi~t.iil!Ilt:

laing' pa'g

In th~,2.005,. :20.01' ~",d2009 W'olrl d Ie halmipl,C)Ii1shi ps" e~ c h pa1dld I'~'r~Jg d 0111 hi:sl~ler b~ g 'two ki los 0 F' rffic.~a nd cain ~,ed good's., S,~ m,~o,f the m eVle til br'Q LUI!:] ~!wn~1111 ht
IF'~ce, oook,@lr,5~

may 'S,(HnJ donatio(jls'~ piedfJes Q,r.' ,any ,form otsupp,orr f,o ,rhf: ,P,[jBF-·CoJ;J,~ Dra,go~'
YO!&}

Warrio.rs .tlJr,oug,~!;·a) flu~'if.',~avings

~t,

8',ce,(lUnt:

d'mammiu :Sgt MaJ.A i lema Am i n:a .A.m ud i III M.a. Th e reS8 Rei I[zan
Thea iB8irh~~o e III
I~O\!{ella

B'~n(,o d.rtOro'~ H.a'rris'OK'1'

n.ffi!n~e."PJu1ippine, ,Drd'g'on

IP,au rOil tS", AI r Fa reo

ACC:E~ '- --SAC' IFiC ' , ~SL ~ -_.a'yang 'M:n'~ t:ail'~lrJ\IIl~g. 1MlEIii1li 19i1 S,ay j U:E t ho,d tQO Imalm},tOI pa 5S
u p'!' ~iays IPrladml~,eu f o
~
,',
[~ Iii

th ~'ir tr,a'inimig un the

~

Th ~;y h~v~ al(;;cept:ed th iI'f. t hey ~~ii~! not IFle 'resent t.hi12('Oulril1try in th e S'E:AG th is p
Imont

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