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Narration: Legend tells of a legendary Po: Agreed.

warrior...whose kung fu skills were the


stuff of legend. He traveled the land in Narration: But hanging out would
search of worthy foes. have to wait.
- I see you like to chew. Because when you're facing the
- Maybe you should chew on my fist! 10,000 demons of Demon Mountain,
there's only one thing that matters and
Narration: The warrior said nothing, for that's...
his mouth was full.
Then he swallowed. And then he Dad(Monkey): Po! Get up!
spoke. You'll be late for work!

Po: Enough talk. Let's fight! Po: What?


Shashabooey!
Dad: Po! Get up!
Narration: He was so deadly in fact, Po. What are you doing up there?
that his enemies would go blind from
overexposure to pure awesomeness. Po: Nothing.
Monkey! Mantis! Crane! Viper!
- My eyes! Tigress!
- He's too awesome!
- And attractive. Dad: Po! Let's go! You're late for
- How can we repay you? work.

Po: There is no charge for Po: Coming! Sorry, Dad.


awesomeness.
Or attractiveness. Dad: Sorry doesn't make the noodles.
Kablooey! What were you doing up there?
All that noise.
Narration: It mattered not how many
foes he faced. Po: Nothing. I just had a crazy dream.
They were no match for his bodacity!
Never before had a panda been so Dad: About what?
feared! And so loved. What were you dreaming about?
Even the most heroic heroes in China,
the Furious Five, bowed in respect to Po: What was I?
this great master. I was dreaming about...
Five: We should hang out. ...noodles.

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Dad: Noodles? You were really Dad: Because it was a stupid dream.
dreaming about noodles? Can you imagine me making tofu?

Po: Yeah. What else would I be Po: Tofu.


dreaming about?
Dad: No! We all have our place in this
Dad: Careful! That soup is sharp. world. Mine is here, and yours is...
Oh, happy day!
My son, finally having the noodle Po: I know, is here.
dream!
You don't know how long I've been Dad: No, it's at tables 2, 5, 7, and
waiting for this moment. Service with a smile.
This is a sign, Po.
Shifu: Well done, students...
Po: A sign of what? if you were trying to disappoint me.
Tigress, you need more ferocity!
Dad: You are almost ready to be Monkey, greater speed.
entrusted with the secret ingredient of Crane, height. Viper, subtlety.
my Secret Ingredient Soup. Mantis...
Then you will fulfill your destiny and
take over the restaurant! Zeng: Master Shifu.
As I took it over from my father, who
took it over from his father...who won Shifu: What?!
it from a friend in mahjong.
Zeng: It's Master Oogway. He wants
Dad: No, it was the dream. to see you.
We are noodle folk. Broth runs through
our veins. Shifu: Master Oogway, you
summoned me? Is something wrong?
Po: But, Dad, didn't you ever want to
do something else? Oogway: Why must something be
wrong for me to want to see my old
Dad: Something besides noodles? friend?
Actually, when I was young and crazy,I Shifu: So, nothing's wrong?
thought about running away and
learning how to make tofu. Oogway: Well, I didn't say that.

Po: So, why didn't you? Shifu: You were saying?

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Oogway: I have had a vision. Oogway: I don't know.
Tai Lung will return.
Po: Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry.
Shifu: That is impossible! He is in
prison. - Watch it!

Oogway: Nothing is impossible. - Sorry. Suck it up!

Shifu: Zeng! Fly to Chorh-Gom prison Po: Sorry. A thousand pardons.


and tell them to double the guards, What?
double their weapons, double Master Oogway's choosing the
everything! Dragon Warrior! Today!
Tai Lung does not leave that prison! Everyone! Get to the Jade Palace! One
of the Five is gonna get the Dragon
Zeng: Yes, Master Shifu! Scroll!
We've waited 1,000 years for this!
Oogway: One often meets his destiny Take the bowl!
on the road he takes to avoid it. This is the greatest day in kung fu
history! Just go!
Shifu: We must do something! We
can't let him march on the valley, take Dad: Po! Where are you going?
his revenge!
He'll... Po: To the Jade Palace.

Oogway: Your mind is like this water, Dad: You're forgetting your noodle
my friend. cart.
When it is agitated, it becomes difficult The whole valley will be there, and
to see. you'll sell noodles to all of them.
But if you allow it to settle...
...the answer becomes clear. Po: Selling noodles? But, Dad, I was
thinking, maybe I...
Shifu: The Dragon Scroll. Dad: Yeah?
Oogway: It is time.
Po: I was thinking maybe I...
Shifu: But who? Who is worthy to be ...could also sell the bean buns.
trusted with the secret to limitless They're about to go bad.
power?
To become the Dragon Warrior?

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Dad: That's my boy! I told you that I'm coming! Wait, wait!
dream was a sign. Yes!
Hey! Open the door!
Po: Yeah. Glad I had it. Let me in!

- I'm a kung fu warrior! Shifu: Citizens of the Valley of Peace,


- Me, too! it is my great honor
to present to you... Tigress!
- There's spots at the top. Viper! Crane! Monkey! Mantis!
- Let's go. The Furious Five!

Po: Come on. Come on! Po: Yeah, the Furious Five!
Almost there.
What? Shifu: Warriors, prepare!
No! Oh, no!
Po: Wait. No. Oh, peeky-hole.
- Sorry, Po.
- We'll bring you back a souvenir. - Ready for battle!
- Yeah.
Po: No. I'll bring me back a souvenir.
Po: The Thousand Tongues of Fire.
Shifu: It is an historic day. Look at that.
Isn't it, Master Oogway? Hey! Get out of the way!

Oogway: Yes, and one I feared Shifu: And finally Master Tigress!
I would not live to see. And believe me, citizens,
Are your students ready? you have not seen anything yet.

Shifu: Yes, Master Oogway. I know!

Oogway: Know this, old friend. Po: Master Tigress! Face Iron Ox
Whomever I choose will not only bring and his Blades of Death.
peace to the valley...but also to you.
Oogway: I sense the Dragon Warrior
- Let the tournament begin! is among us.
- Let the tournament begin!
Shifu: Citizens of the Valley of Peace,
Po: Yeah. Master Oogway will now choose the
No, no, wait! Dragon Warrior!
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Tigress: Master, are you pointing at
Po: Oh, no! No, no, wait! me?

Yeah. Oogway: Him.

Dad: Po! Po: Who?


What are you doing?!
Oogway: You.
Po: What does it look like I'm doing?!
Stop! Po: Me?
I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior!
Oogway: The universe has brought us
Dad: But I don't understand. You the Dragon Warrior!
finally had the noodle dream!
- What?
Po: I lied. I don't dream about noodles, - What?!
Dad. - What?!
I love kung fu! - What?!

Dad: Come on, son. Let's get back to Shifu: Stop, wait! Who told you to?
work. Master Oogway, wait.
That flabby panda can't possibly be
Po: OK. the answer to our problem.
You were about to point at Tigress
Dad: Come back! and that thing fell in front of her!
That was just an accident!
- What's going on?
Oogway: There are no accidents.
- Where?
Tigress: Forgive us, Master. We have
Tigress: What are you pointing? failed you.

Po: OK. Sorry. Shifu: No. If the panda has not quit by
I just wanted to see who the Dragon morning then I will have failed you.
Warrior was.
Zeng: Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
Oogway: How interesting. I bring a message...
...from Master Shifu.

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Guard: What?! Guard: Hey, tough guy, did you hear?
"Double the guard?!" Oogway's giving someone the Dragon
"Extra precautions?!" Scroll, and it's not gonna be you.
"Your prison may not be adequate?!"
You doubt my prison security?! Zeng: Don't get him mad.

Zeng: Absolutely not. Guard: What's he gonna do about it?


Shifu does. I'm just the messenger. I've got him completely immobilized.
Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail?
Guard: I'll give you a message for your
Master Shifu. Zeng: I'm good. I've seen enough.
Escape from Chorh-Gom prison is I'll tell Shifu he has nothing to worry
impossible! about.
Impressive, isn't it?
Guard: No, he doesn't.
Zeng: It's very impressive.
It's very impressive. Zeng: I'll tell him that.
Can we please go now?
Guard: One way in, one way out.
One thousand guards and one prisoner. -Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
-Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
Zeng: Yes, except that prisoner...
...is Tai Lung. Po: Wait a second!
I think there's been a slight mistake.
Guard: Take us down. Everyone seems to think that I'm...
The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way!
Zeng: What are you doing? Look at this place.
Oh, my. Master Flying Rhino's armor, with
authentic battle damage!
Guard: Behold Tai Lung. The Sword of Heroes!
Said to be so sharp you can cut
Zeng: I'm just gonna wait right here yourself just by looking.
The Invisible Trident of Destiny!
Guard: It's nothing to worry about. I've only seen paintings of that
It's perfectly safe. painting.
Crossbows! At the ready! No!
The legendary Urn of Whispering
Zeng: Crossbows? Warriors.

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Said to contain the souls of the entire That I'll just hand you the secret to
Tenshu Army. limitless power?
Hello.
Po: No, I...
Shifu: Have you finished sight-seeing?
Shifu: One must first master the highest
Po: Sorry, I should have come to you level of kung fu.
first. And that is impossible if that one is
someone like you.
Shifu: My patience is wearing thin.
Po: Someone like me?
Po: Well, I mean, it's not like you were
going anywhere. Shifu: Yes, look at you!
This fat butt! Flabby arms!
Shifu: Would you turn around? Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.
And this ridiculous belly.
Po: Sure. And utter disregard for personal
How's it going? hygiene.
How do you get 5,000... Master Shifu!
Someone... broke that. Po: Now, wait a minute.
But I'll fix it. Do you have some... That's uncalled for.
...glue?
A splinter. Shifu: Don't stand that close.
I can smell your breath.
Shifu: So you're the legendary Dragon
Warrior? Po: Listen, Oogway said I was...
Po: I guess so. The Wuxi Finger Hold.
Not the Wuxi Finger Hold!
Shifu: Wrong!
You are not the Dragon Warrior. You Shifu: Oh, you know this hold?
will never be the Dragon Warrior
until... ...you have learned the secret of Po: Developed by Master Wuxi in the
the Dragon Scroll. Third Dynasty.
Shifu: Then you know what happens
Po: So, how does this work? when I flex my pinky.
Do you have a ladder, or a trampoline,
or? Po: No, no!

Shifu: You think it's that easy?


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Shifu: You know the hardest part of Po: Well, I'm not a master, but...
this? ...let's just start at zero. Level zero.
The hardest part is cleaning up
afterwards. Shifu: No. There is no such thing as
level zero.
Po: OK, OK, take it easy.
Po: Maybe I can start with that.
Shifu: Now listen closely, panda.
Oogway may have picked you, but Shifu: That?
when I'm through with you,I promise We use that for training children and
you, you're going to wish he hadn't! propping the door open when it's hot.
Are we clear? But if you insist...

Po: Yeah, we're clear. We're so clear. Po: The Furious Five!
You're bigger than your action
Shifu: Good. figures.
I can't wait to get started. Except, you, Mantis. You're the same.
Let's begin.
Shifu: Go ahead, panda.
Po: Wait, wait, wait. Show us what you can do.
Shifu: What?
Po: Now? Po: Are they gonna watch, or should I
wait till they get back to work?
Shifu: Yes, now.
Unless the great Oogway was wrong Shifu: Hit it.
and you are not the Dragon Warrior.
Po: OK, yeah. I mean, I just ate. So
Po: Oh, OK, well... I'm still digesting.
I don't know if I can do all of those So my kung fu might not be as good
moves. as... later on.

SHifu: Well, if we don't try, we'll never Shifu: Just hit it.
know, will we?
Po: All right.
Po: Yeah, it's just, maybe we can find What you got? You got nothing,
something more suited to my level. 'cause I got it right here.
You picking on my friends?
Shifu: What level is that? Get ready to feel thunder.
I'm coming at you with crazy feet.
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Come on. I'm a blur. Tigress: One would think Master
You've never seen bear style. Oogway would choose someone who
You've only seen praying mantis. knew kung fu.
Or monkey style.
Or I could come at you snickety-snake. Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.

Shifu: Would you hit it! Or even see his toes.

Po: All right. All right. OK.

Shifu: Why don't you try again? Great.


A little harder.
Po: Hi. You're up.
Po: How's that?
That hurts. Crane: I am now.
This will be easier than I thought.
I'm feeling a little nauseous! Po: I was just...
Those are hard! Some day, huh?
My tenders. That kung fu stuff is hard work, right?
How did I do? Are your biceps sore?

Shifu: There is now a level zero. Crane: I've had a long and rather
disappointing day, so...
There's no words. Yeah, I should probably get to sleep
No denying that. now.

What was Master Oogway thinking? Po: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
Crane: OK, thanks.
The poor guy's gonna get himself
killed. Po: It's just...
Man, I'm such a big fan!
He is so mighty! You guys were amazing at the Battle
of Weeping River.
The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky Out-numbered a thousand to one, but
on a ball of fire! you didn't stop. You just...
[To the Monkey] Sorry about that.
When he walks, the very ground
shakes! Crane: Look, you don't belong here.

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Po: I know. I know. You're right. Tigress: I mean, you don't belong in
I don't have... I just... the Jade Palace.
My whole life I dreamed of... You're a disgrace to kung fu,
and if you have any respect for who
Crane: No, I meant you don't belong we are
here. and what we do,
I mean, in this room. This is my room. you will be gone by morning.
Property of Crane.
Po: Big fan!
Po: OK. Right, right.
So, you want to get to sleep. Oogway: I see you have found the
Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly
Crane: Yeah. Wisdom.

Po: I'm keeping you up. Po: Is that what this is? Sorry. I
thought it was just a regular peach
Crane: We got big things tomorrow. tree.

Po: All right. You're awesome. Oogway: I understand. You eat when
Last thing I'm gonna say. Bye-bye. you are upset.
[Crane sighs]
Po: What was that? Po: Upset? I'm not upset. What makes
you think I'm upset?
Crane: I didn't say anything.
Oogway: So why are you so upset?
Po: OK. All right. Good night.
Sleep well. Po: I probably sucked more today than
anyone in the history of kung fu.
Crane: That seemed a little awkward. In the history of China. In the history
of sucking!
Po: Master Tigress! Probably.
I didn't mean to wake you. And the Five! Man, you should've
seen them! They totally hate me.
Tigress: You don't belong here. Totally.
How is Shifu ever going to turn me
Po: Yeah, of course. into the Dragon Warrior?
This is your room. I mean, I'm not like the Five.
I've got no claws, no wings, no
venom.
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Even Mantis has those... thingies. Guard: Not yet we're not. Now!
Maybe I should just quit and go back to
making noodles. Zeng: Can we run now?

Oogway: Quit, don't quit. Guard: Yes.


Noodles, don't noodles.
You are too concerned with what was [After those fighting]
and what will be. Tai Lung: I'm glad Shifu sent you.
There's a saying: I was beginning to think I'd been
Yesterday is history, forgotten.
tomorrow is a mystery, Fly back there and tell them...
but today is a gift. ...the real Dragon Warrior is coming
That is why it is called the present. home.

Zeng: Oh, no! Five: Good morning, Master!

Guard: What's happening?! Shifu: Panda!


To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go! Panda!
Fire crossbows! Wake up!
Fire! He's quit.
Fire!
Tigress: What do we do now, with the
Zeng: Tai Lung is free! I must warn panda gone?
Shifu. Who will be the Dragon Warrior?

Guard: Not going anywhere! Neither is Shifu: All we can do is resume our
he! training and trust that in time, the true
Dragon Warrior will be revealed.
Zeng: Let go of me! What are you doing here?!

Guard: Bring it up! Po: Hi! Good morning, Master!


Wait! Bring it back! I thought I'd warm up a little.

Zeng: He's coming this way! Shifu: You're stuck.

Guard: He won't get far. Archers! Po: Stuck? Nah. What? Stuck?
Nah. This is one of my... Yeah, I'm
Zeng: We're dead. So very, very dead. stuck.

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Shifu: Help him.
Shifu: Your next opponent will be me.
Mantis: Oh, dear.
Maybe on three. One, two... Po: All right! Yeah, let's go!
...three.
Shifu: Step forth.
Po: Thank you. The true path to victory is to find your
opponent's weakness...
Mantis: Don't mention it. ...and make him suffer for it.

Po: No, really, I appreciate... Po: Oh, yeah!

Mantis: Ever. Shifu: To take his strength and use it


against him...
Shifu: You actually thought you could ...until he finally falls...
learn to do a full split in one night? ...or quits.
It takes years to develop one's
flexibility! Po: A real warrior never quits.
And years longer to apply it in combat! Don't worry, Master. I will never quit!
Put that down!
The only souvenirs we collect here are [Po falling down to the stairs]
bloody knuckles and broken bones. Tigress: If he's smart, he won't come
back up those steps.
Po: Yeah! Excellent.
Viper: But he will.
Shifu: Let's get started.
He's not going to quit, is he?
Viper: Are you ready?
He's not going to quit bouncing, I'll
Po: I was born re... tell you that.

Viper: I'm sorry, brother. I thought you Po: I thought you said acupuncture
said you were ready. would make me feel better.

Po: That was awesome! Let's go again! Mantis: Trust me, it will.
It's just not easy finding the right
Monkey: I've been taking it easy on nerve points under all this...
you, panda.
But no more. Po: Fat?
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Monkey: We're not really supposed to
Mantis: Fur. I was going to say fur. talk about him.

Po: Sure you were. Tigress: Well, if he's going to stay


here, he should know.
Mantis: Who am I to judge a warrior
based on his size? Look at me. Po: Guys, guys, I know about Tai
Lung.
Mantis: I'm over here. ,,,,mmmmmHe was a student. The
first ever to master the thousand
Viper: Maybe you should look at this scrolls of kung fu.
again. And then he turned bad, and now he's
in jail.
Mantis: Oh, OK.
Tigress: He wasn't just a student.
Po: Stop it. Stop! Shifu found him as a cub...
I know Master Shifu is trying to inspire ...and he raised him as his son.
me and all... And when the boy showed talent in
...but if I didn't know better, I'd say he kung fu...
was trying to get rid of me. ...Shifu trained him.
He believed in him. He told him he
Viper: I know he can seem kind of was destined for greatness.
heartless... It was never enough for Tai Lung.
He wanted the Dragon Scroll.
Mantis: ...but he wasn't always like But Oogway saw darkness in his heart
that. and refused.
According to legend, there was once a Outraged, Tai Lung laid waste to the
time when Master Shifu actually used valley.
to smile. He tried to take the scroll by force.
And Shifu had to destroy what he had
Monkey: No! created.

Tigress: Yes. Tigress: But how could he?


But that was before. Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had
never loved anyone before.
Po: Before what? Or since.

Tigress: Before Tai Lung. And now he has a chance to make


things right.
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To train the true Dragon Warrior. Shifu: The panda? Master, that panda
And he's stuck with you. is not the Dragon Warrior.
A big fat panda who treats it like a He wasn't meant to be here!
joke. It was an accident.
That is it!
Oogway: There are no accidents.
[Po pulling out his tongue]
Mantis: Wait! My fault! I accidentally Shifu: Yes, I know. You've said that
tweaked his facial nerve. already.
And may have also stopped his heart. Twice.

Shifu: Inner peace. Oogway: Well, that was no accident,


Inner peace. either.
Inner...
Inner peace. Shifu: Thrice.
Would whoever is making that flapping
sound quiet down?! Oogway: My old friend,
Inner... the panda will never fulfill his destiny,
nor you yours,
Oh, Zeng. until you let go of the illusion of
Excellent. control.
I could use some good news right now.
Shifu: Illusion?
Shifu: Master! Master!
I have... It's... Oogway: Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu.
It's very bad news. I cannot make it blossom when it suits
me,
Oogway: Shifu. There is just news. nor make it bear fruit before its time.
There is no good or bad.
Shifu: But there are things we can
Shifu: Master, your vision. control.
Your vision was right. I can control when the fruit will fall.
Tai Lung has broken out of prison. And I can control......where to plant
He's on his way. the seed.
That is no illusion, Master.
Oogway: That is bad news...
...if you do not believe that the Dragon Oogway: Yes.
Warrior can stop him. But no matter what you do that seed
will grow to be a peach tree.
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You may wish for an apple or an Mantis: Really? So how did you get
orange, but you will get a peach. out of there alive?

Shifu: But a peach cannot defeat Tai Po: I mean, I didn't actually say that...
Lung! ...but I thought it...
...in my mind.
Oogway: Maybe it can. If he could read my mind, he'd be,
If you are willing to guide it. like, "What?"
To nurture it. Order up! Hope you like it.
To believe in it.
Mantis: This is really good!
Shifu: But how? How?
I need your help, Master. Po: No, come on.
Try my dad's Secret Ingredient Soup.
Oogway: No, you just need to believe. He actually knows the secret
Promise me, Shifu. ingredient.
Promise me you will believe.
Monkey: What do you mean? This is
Shifu: I will try. amazing!

Oogway: Good. Viper: You're a really good cook.


My time has come.
You must continue your journey Mantis: I wish my mouth was bigger.
without me. Tigress, you've got to try this.

Shifu: What are you? Wait! Tigress: It is said that the Dragon
Master! Warrior can survive for months on
You can't leave me! nothing but the dew of ginkgo leaf
and the energy of the universe.
Oogway: You must believe.
Po: I guess my body doesn't know it's
Shifu: Master! the Dragon Warrior yet.
I'm gonna need a lot more than dew
Po: Yeah, so I'm like, and universe juice.
"Fine, you may be a wolf, What?
you may be the scariest bandit in Haijin
Province... Monkey: Nothing... Master Shifu.
...but you're a lousy tipper."

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Po: Never be the Dragon Warrior Shifu: Our only hope is the Dragon
unless you lose 500 pounds and brush Warrior.
your teeth!
What is that noise you're making? Tigress: The panda?
Laughter? I never heard of it!
Work hard, panda, and maybe Shifu: Yes, the panda!
someday...
...you will have ears like mine. Tigress: Master, let us stop Tai Lung.
That's good. This is what you've trained us for.
Ears. It's not working for you?
I thought they were pretty good. Shifu: No! It is not your destiny to
defeat Tai Lung.
Monkey: It's Shifu! It is his!
Where'd he go?
Po: Of course it's Shifu.
What do you think I'm doing? Shifu: You cannot leave!
Master Shifu! A real warrior never quits.

Shifu: You think this is funny? Po: Watch me.


Tai Lung has escaped and you're acting Come on.
like children! How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung?
I can't even beat you to the stairs.
Five: What?
Shifu: You will beat him because you
Shifu: He is coming for the Dragon are the Dragon Warrior.
Scroll, and you are the only one who
can stop him. Po: You don't believe that.
You never believed that.
Po: And I was saying you got no sense From the beginning, you've tried to
of humor. get rid of me.
I'm gonna... stop Tai Lung.
What? You're serious? Shifu: Yes! I was.
And I have to? But now I ask you to trust in your
Master Oogway will stop him, like he master as I have come to trust in mine.
did before.
Po: You're not my master.
Shifu: Oogway cannot! And I'm not the Dragon Warrior.
Not anymore.

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Shifu: Then why didn't you quit?! You
knew I wanted you gone, yet you Four: We're not trying to stop you.
stayed.
Tigress: What?
Po: Yeah, I stayed.
I stayed because every time you threw Four: We're coming with you!
a brick at my head or said I smelled, it
hurt, but it could never hurt more than Po: What? I eat when I'm upset, OK?
it did every day of my life just being
me. Shifu: No need to explain.
I stayed because I thought, if anyone I thought you might be Monkey. He
could change me... hides his almond cookies on the top
...could make me... not me...it was you. shelf.
The greatest kung fu teacher in all of
China! Po: Don't tell Monkey.

Shifu: But I can change you! Shifu: Look at you.


I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior!
And I will! Po: Yeah, I know, I disgust you.

Po: Come on. Tai Lung is on his way Shifu: No, I mean, how did you get up
here right now. there?
Even if it takes him a hundred years to
get here, how are you... Po: I don't know. I guess that...
...gonna change this into the Dragon I don't know. I was getting a cookie.
Warrior?
How? Shifu: Yet you are ten feet off the
How? ground.
How?! And you have done a perfect spilt.

Shifu: I don't know! Po: No, this? This is just...


I don't know. ...an accident.

Po: That's what I thought. Shifu: There are no accidents.


This is what you trained me for. Come with me.

Four: Tigress! Po: I know you're trying to be all


mystical and kung fuey...
Tigress: Don't try and stop me.
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...but could you at least tell me where ...is with this.
we're going?
Po: Oh, great, 'cause I am hungry.
You dragged me...
...all the way out here... Shifu: Good.
...for a bath? When you have been trained, you may
eat.
Shifu: Panda... Let us begin.
...we do not wash our pits in the Pool of
Sacred Tears. Shifu: After you, panda.

Po: The Pool of... Po: Just like that?


No sit-ups? No ten-mile hike?
Shifu: This is where Oogway unraveled
the mysteries... Shifu: I vowed to train you, and you
...of harmony and focus. have been trained. You are free to eat.
This is the birthplace... Enjoy.
...of kung fu.
Do you want to learn kung fu? Po: Hey!

Po: Yeah! Shifu: I said you are free to eat.


Have a dumpling.
Shifu: Then I am your master!
Po: Hey!
Po: OK!
Shifu: You are free to eat.
Shifu: Don't cry.
Po: Am I?!
Po: OK.
Shifu: Are you?!
Shifu: When you focus on kung fu,
when you concentrate... [After fighting]
...you stink. Po: I'm not hungry.
Perhaps that is my fault. Master.

Shifu: I cannot train you the way I have Tigress: Cut it!
trained the Five.
I now see that the way to get through to Tai Lung: Where's the Dragon
you... Warrior?
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Tigress: How do you know you're not Shifu: The mark of a true hero is
looking at her? humility.
But, yes, you have done...
Tai Lung: You think I'm a fool? ...awesome.

Tai Lung: I know you're not the Po: Guys? Guys?! They're dead!
Dragon Warrior. No, they're breathing. They're asleep?
None of you! But their eyes are open.
I heard how he fell out of the sky in a
ball of fire. Mantis: We were no match for his
That he's a warrior unlike anything the nerve attack.
world has ever seen.
Shifu: He's gotten stronger.
Tigress: Po?
Po: Who? Tai Lung? Stronger?
Tai Lung: So that is his name. Po.
Finally, a worthy opponent. Monkey: He's too fast!
Our battle will be legendary!
Sorry, Po.
Mantis: We've got this. Help her.
I thought we could stop him.
Tigress: Monkey!
Shifu: He could have killed you.
Mantis: Go!
Why didn't he?
What was I thinking?!
Shifu: So you could come back and
Mantis! strike fear into our hearts. But it won't
work.
Now!
Po: It might. I mean, a little.
Tai Lung: Shifu taught you well. I'm pretty scared.
But he didn't teach you everything.
Shifu: You can defeat him, panda!
Shifu: You have done well, panda.
Po: Are you kidding? If they can't?!
Po: Done well? Done well? They're five masters. I'm just one me.
I've done awesome!
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Shifu: But you will have the one thing Po: It's impossible to open.
that no one else does.
Shifu: OK. Come on, baby. Come on
Po: You really believe I'm ready? now.

Shifu: You are... Po: Thank you.


I probably loosened it up for you
...Po. though.
Behold the Dragon Scroll. OK, here goes.
It is yours. It's blank.

Po: Wait. What happens when I read it? Shifu: What?!

Shifu: Legend says you will be able to Po: Here, look.


hear a butterfly's wing beat.
Shifu: No, I am forbidden to look
Po: Really? That's cool. upon...
Blank. I don't...
Shifu: Yes. And see light in the deepest I don't understand.
cave.
You will feel the universe in motion Po: OK. So, like...
around you. ...Oogway was just a crazy old turtle
after all.
Po: Can I punch through walls?
Do a quadruple back flip? Shifu: No. Oogway was wiser than us
all.
Shifu: Focus.
Po: Oh, come on! Face it, he picked
Po: Will I? me by accident.
Of course I'm not the Dragon Warrior.
Shifu: Focus. Focus. Who am I kidding?

Po: Oh, yeah, yeah. But who will stop Tai Lung?
He'll destroy everything and everyone.
Shifu: Read it, Po, and fulfill your
destiny. No.
Read it and become...
...the Dragon Warrior.

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Shifu: Evacuate the valley. You must Good to have you back, son.
protect the villagers from Tai Lung's
rage. Po: Good to be back.

Tigress: What about you, Master? Dad: Let's go, Po.


So for our next shop, it's time to face
Shifu: I will fight him. it...
...the future of noodles is dice-cut
Tigress: What? vegetables...
...no longer slices.
Shifu: I can hold him off long enough Also, I was thinking, maybe this time
for everyone to escape. we'll have a kitchen you can actually
stand up in.
Tigress: But, Shifu, he'll kill you. You like that?
Po, I'm sorry if things didn't work out.
Shifu: Then I will finally have paid for It just wasn't meant to be.
my mistake. Po, forget everything else.
Listen to me, all of you. Your destiny still awaits.
It is time for you to continue your We are noodle folk.
journey without me.
I am very proud to have been your Dad: Broth runs deep through our
master.
veins.
Tigress: We've got to get them out
safely. Po: I don't know, Dad.
Honestly, sometimes I can't believe
Mantis: Come, little one. Let's find I'm actually your son.
your mama.
Dad: Po...
Tigress: Viper, gather the southern ...I think it's time I told you something
farmers. I should have told you...
Mantis, the north. ...a long time ago.
Crane, light the way.
Po: OK.
-Look, it's the Dragon Warrior. The secret ingredient of my Secret
Ingredient Soup.
Po: Hey, Dad. Come here. The secret ingredient is...
...nothing.
Dad: Po! You heard me. Nothing!
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There is no secret ingredient! But when Oogway said otherwise,
what did you do?
Po: Wait, wait. What did you do?!
It's just plain old noodle soup? Nothing!
You don't add some kind of special
sauce or something? Shifu: You were not meant to be the
Dragon Warrior! That was not my
Dad: Don't have to. To make fault!
something special, you just believe it's
special. Tai Lung: Not your fault?!
There is no secret ingredient. Who filled my head with dreams?!
Who drove me to train until my bones
Tai Lung: I have come home, Master. cracked?!
Who denied me my destiny?!
Shifu: This is no longer your home.
And I am no longer your master. Shifu: It was never my decision to
make!
Tai Lung: Oh, yes. You have a new
favorite. Tai Lung: It is now.
So where is this Po? Give me the scroll!
Did I scare him off?
Shifu: I would rather die.
Shifu: This battle is between you and Tai Lung: All I ever did, I did to make
me. you proud!
Tell me how proud you are, Shifu!
Tai Lung: So, that is how it's going to Tell me!
be. Tell me!

Shifu: That is how it must be. Shifu: I have...


I have always been proud of you.
Tai Lung: I rotted in jail for 20 years From the first moment, I've been...
because of your weakness! ...proud of you.
And it was my pride...
Shifu: Obeying your master is not ...that blinded me.
weakness! I loved you too much to see what you
were becoming...
Tai Lugn: You knew I was the Dragon ...what I...
Warrior. ...was turning you into.
You always knew. I'm...
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I'm sorry. Tai Lung: The power of the Dragon
Scroll is mine!
Tai Lung: I don't want your apology. It's nothing!
I want my scroll!
What?! Po: It's OK. I didn't get it the first
Where is it?! time, either.

Shifu: Dragon Warrior has taken the Tai Lung: What?


scroll halfway across China by now.
You will never see that scroll, Tai Po: There is no secret ingredient.
Lung. It's just you.

Shifu: Never. Tai Lung: Stop it!


Never.
Po: I'm gonna pee.
Po: Stairs.
Tai Lung: Don't.
Tai Lung: Who are you? Don't! Don't!
You...
Po: Buddy, I am the Dragon Warrior. ...can't defeat me.

Tai Lung: You?


Tai Lung: You...
Him? He's a panda.
You're a panda. What are you gonna ...you're just a big...
do, big guy? Sit on me? ...fat...
Don't tempt me. ...panda!

Po: No. I'm gonna use this. Po: I'm not a big fat panda.
You want it? Come and get it. I'm THE big fat panda.

Tai Lung: Finally! Tai Lung: The Wuxi Finger Hold!


That scroll is mine!
Lightning! Po: Oh, you know this hold?
The scroll has given him power!
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're
No! bluffing.
Shifu didn't teach you that.
Finally! Oh, yes.
Po: Nope.
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I figured it out. Skadoosh.
Po: No! Master! No, no, no, don't die,
- Look! Shifu, please!
- The Dragon Warrior.
Shifu: I'm not dying, you idiot!
Dad: That's my boy! That big lovely Dragon Warrior...
kung fu warrior is my son! ...I am simply at peace. Finally.

Po: Yes! Po: So, I should stop talking?


Thanks, Dad.
Shifu: If you can.
Dad: Hey, guys.
Po: Want to get something to eat?
Five: Master.
Master. Shifu: Yeah.

Po: Master? Song: Everybody is kung fu fighting


Master Shifu! Your mind becomes fast as
Master! lightning
Shifu, are you OK?! Although the future is a little bit
fright'ning
Shifu: Po. It's the book of your life that you're
You're alive. writing
Or we're both dead. Everybody is kung fu fighting
Your mind becomes fast as
Po: No, Master, I didn't die. lightning
I defeated Tai Lung. In fact it's a little bit frightening
It's the book of your life that you're
Shifu: You did? writing
You are a natural
Shifu: Wow. It is as Oogway foretold. Why is that so hard to see?
You are the Dragon Warrior. Maybe it's just because
You have brought peace... You keep on looking at me
...to this valley... The journey's a lonely one
...and... So much more than we know
...and to me. But sometimes you've got to go
Thank you. And be your own hero
Thank you, Po. Everybody is kung fu fighting
Thank you. Thank you.
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Your mind becomes fast as lightning
Although the future
is a little bit frightening
It's the book of your life
that you're writing
You're a diamond in the rough
A brilliant ball of clay
You could be a work of art
If you just go all the way
Now what would it take to break?
I believe that you can bend
Not only do you have to fight
But you have got to win
'Cause everybody is kung fu fighting
Your mind becomes fast as lightning
Although the future
is a little bit frightening
It's the book of your life
that you're writing
You're a diamond in the rough
A brilliant ball of clay
You could be a work of art
If you just go all the way
Now what would it take to break?
I believe that you can bend
Not only do you have to fight
But you have got to win
'Cause everybody is kung fu fighting
Your mind becomes fast as lightning
the future
is a little bit frightening
It's the book of your life
that you're writing

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