Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Warrior's Journey
Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Warrior's Journey
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Dad: Noodles? You were really Dad: Because it was a stupid dream.
dreaming about noodles? Can you imagine me making tofu?
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Oogway: I have had a vision. Oogway: I don't know.
Tai Lung will return.
Po: Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry.
Shifu: That is impossible! He is in
prison. - Watch it!
Oogway: Your mind is like this water, Dad: You're forgetting your noodle
my friend. cart.
When it is agitated, it becomes difficult The whole valley will be there, and
to see. you'll sell noodles to all of them.
But if you allow it to settle...
...the answer becomes clear. Po: Selling noodles? But, Dad, I was
thinking, maybe I...
Shifu: The Dragon Scroll. Dad: Yeah?
Oogway: It is time.
Po: I was thinking maybe I...
Shifu: But who? Who is worthy to be ...could also sell the bean buns.
trusted with the secret to limitless They're about to go bad.
power?
To become the Dragon Warrior?
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Dad: That's my boy! I told you that I'm coming! Wait, wait!
dream was a sign. Yes!
Hey! Open the door!
Po: Yeah. Glad I had it. Let me in!
Po: Come on. Come on! Po: Yeah, the Furious Five!
Almost there.
What? Shifu: Warriors, prepare!
No! Oh, no!
Po: Wait. No. Oh, peeky-hole.
- Sorry, Po.
- We'll bring you back a souvenir. - Ready for battle!
- Yeah.
Po: No. I'll bring me back a souvenir.
Po: The Thousand Tongues of Fire.
Shifu: It is an historic day. Look at that.
Isn't it, Master Oogway? Hey! Get out of the way!
Oogway: Yes, and one I feared Shifu: And finally Master Tigress!
I would not live to see. And believe me, citizens,
Are your students ready? you have not seen anything yet.
Oogway: Know this, old friend. Po: Master Tigress! Face Iron Ox
Whomever I choose will not only bring and his Blades of Death.
peace to the valley...but also to you.
Oogway: I sense the Dragon Warrior
- Let the tournament begin! is among us.
- Let the tournament begin!
Shifu: Citizens of the Valley of Peace,
Po: Yeah. Master Oogway will now choose the
No, no, wait! Dragon Warrior!
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Tigress: Master, are you pointing at
Po: Oh, no! No, no, wait! me?
Dad: Come on, son. Let's get back to Shifu: Stop, wait! Who told you to?
work. Master Oogway, wait.
That flabby panda can't possibly be
Po: OK. the answer to our problem.
You were about to point at Tigress
Dad: Come back! and that thing fell in front of her!
That was just an accident!
- What's going on?
Oogway: There are no accidents.
- Where?
Tigress: Forgive us, Master. We have
Tigress: What are you pointing? failed you.
Po: OK. Sorry. Shifu: No. If the panda has not quit by
I just wanted to see who the Dragon morning then I will have failed you.
Warrior was.
Zeng: Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
Oogway: How interesting. I bring a message...
...from Master Shifu.
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Guard: What?! Guard: Hey, tough guy, did you hear?
"Double the guard?!" Oogway's giving someone the Dragon
"Extra precautions?!" Scroll, and it's not gonna be you.
"Your prison may not be adequate?!"
You doubt my prison security?! Zeng: Don't get him mad.
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Said to contain the souls of the entire That I'll just hand you the secret to
Tenshu Army. limitless power?
Hello.
Po: No, I...
Shifu: Have you finished sight-seeing?
Shifu: One must first master the highest
Po: Sorry, I should have come to you level of kung fu.
first. And that is impossible if that one is
someone like you.
Shifu: My patience is wearing thin.
Po: Someone like me?
Po: Well, I mean, it's not like you were
going anywhere. Shifu: Yes, look at you!
This fat butt! Flabby arms!
Shifu: Would you turn around? Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.
And this ridiculous belly.
Po: Sure. And utter disregard for personal
How's it going? hygiene.
How do you get 5,000... Master Shifu!
Someone... broke that. Po: Now, wait a minute.
But I'll fix it. Do you have some... That's uncalled for.
...glue?
A splinter. Shifu: Don't stand that close.
I can smell your breath.
Shifu: So you're the legendary Dragon
Warrior? Po: Listen, Oogway said I was...
Po: I guess so. The Wuxi Finger Hold.
Not the Wuxi Finger Hold!
Shifu: Wrong!
You are not the Dragon Warrior. You Shifu: Oh, you know this hold?
will never be the Dragon Warrior
until... ...you have learned the secret of Po: Developed by Master Wuxi in the
the Dragon Scroll. Third Dynasty.
Shifu: Then you know what happens
Po: So, how does this work? when I flex my pinky.
Do you have a ladder, or a trampoline,
or? Po: No, no!
Po: Yeah, we're clear. We're so clear. Po: The Furious Five!
You're bigger than your action
Shifu: Good. figures.
I can't wait to get started. Except, you, Mantis. You're the same.
Let's begin.
Shifu: Go ahead, panda.
Po: Wait, wait, wait. Show us what you can do.
Shifu: What?
Po: Now? Po: Are they gonna watch, or should I
wait till they get back to work?
Shifu: Yes, now.
Unless the great Oogway was wrong Shifu: Hit it.
and you are not the Dragon Warrior.
Po: OK, yeah. I mean, I just ate. So
Po: Oh, OK, well... I'm still digesting.
I don't know if I can do all of those So my kung fu might not be as good
moves. as... later on.
SHifu: Well, if we don't try, we'll never Shifu: Just hit it.
know, will we?
Po: All right.
Po: Yeah, it's just, maybe we can find What you got? You got nothing,
something more suited to my level. 'cause I got it right here.
You picking on my friends?
Shifu: What level is that? Get ready to feel thunder.
I'm coming at you with crazy feet.
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Come on. I'm a blur. Tigress: One would think Master
You've never seen bear style. Oogway would choose someone who
You've only seen praying mantis. knew kung fu.
Or monkey style.
Or I could come at you snickety-snake. Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.
Shifu: There is now a level zero. Crane: I've had a long and rather
disappointing day, so...
There's no words. Yeah, I should probably get to sleep
No denying that. now.
What was Master Oogway thinking? Po: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
Crane: OK, thanks.
The poor guy's gonna get himself
killed. Po: It's just...
Man, I'm such a big fan!
He is so mighty! You guys were amazing at the Battle
of Weeping River.
The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky Out-numbered a thousand to one, but
on a ball of fire! you didn't stop. You just...
[To the Monkey] Sorry about that.
When he walks, the very ground
shakes! Crane: Look, you don't belong here.
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Po: I know. I know. You're right. Tigress: I mean, you don't belong in
I don't have... I just... the Jade Palace.
My whole life I dreamed of... You're a disgrace to kung fu,
and if you have any respect for who
Crane: No, I meant you don't belong we are
here. and what we do,
I mean, in this room. This is my room. you will be gone by morning.
Property of Crane.
Po: Big fan!
Po: OK. Right, right.
So, you want to get to sleep. Oogway: I see you have found the
Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly
Crane: Yeah. Wisdom.
Po: I'm keeping you up. Po: Is that what this is? Sorry. I
thought it was just a regular peach
Crane: We got big things tomorrow. tree.
Po: All right. You're awesome. Oogway: I understand. You eat when
Last thing I'm gonna say. Bye-bye. you are upset.
[Crane sighs]
Po: What was that? Po: Upset? I'm not upset. What makes
you think I'm upset?
Crane: I didn't say anything.
Oogway: So why are you so upset?
Po: OK. All right. Good night.
Sleep well. Po: I probably sucked more today than
anyone in the history of kung fu.
Crane: That seemed a little awkward. In the history of China. In the history
of sucking!
Po: Master Tigress! Probably.
I didn't mean to wake you. And the Five! Man, you should've
seen them! They totally hate me.
Tigress: You don't belong here. Totally.
How is Shifu ever going to turn me
Po: Yeah, of course. into the Dragon Warrior?
This is your room. I mean, I'm not like the Five.
I've got no claws, no wings, no
venom.
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Even Mantis has those... thingies. Guard: Not yet we're not. Now!
Maybe I should just quit and go back to
making noodles. Zeng: Can we run now?
Guard: Not going anywhere! Neither is Shifu: All we can do is resume our
he! training and trust that in time, the true
Dragon Warrior will be revealed.
Zeng: Let go of me! What are you doing here?!
Guard: He won't get far. Archers! Po: Stuck? Nah. What? Stuck?
Nah. This is one of my... Yeah, I'm
Zeng: We're dead. So very, very dead. stuck.
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Shifu: Help him.
Shifu: Your next opponent will be me.
Mantis: Oh, dear.
Maybe on three. One, two... Po: All right! Yeah, let's go!
...three.
Shifu: Step forth.
Po: Thank you. The true path to victory is to find your
opponent's weakness...
Mantis: Don't mention it. ...and make him suffer for it.
Viper: I'm sorry, brother. I thought you Po: I thought you said acupuncture
said you were ready. would make me feel better.
Po: That was awesome! Let's go again! Mantis: Trust me, it will.
It's just not easy finding the right
Monkey: I've been taking it easy on nerve points under all this...
you, panda.
But no more. Po: Fat?
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Monkey: We're not really supposed to
Mantis: Fur. I was going to say fur. talk about him.
Shifu: But a peach cannot defeat Tai Po: I mean, I didn't actually say that...
Lung! ...but I thought it...
...in my mind.
Oogway: Maybe it can. If he could read my mind, he'd be,
If you are willing to guide it. like, "What?"
To nurture it. Order up! Hope you like it.
To believe in it.
Mantis: This is really good!
Shifu: But how? How?
I need your help, Master. Po: No, come on.
Try my dad's Secret Ingredient Soup.
Oogway: No, you just need to believe. He actually knows the secret
Promise me, Shifu. ingredient.
Promise me you will believe.
Monkey: What do you mean? This is
Shifu: I will try. amazing!
Shifu: What are you? Wait! Tigress: It is said that the Dragon
Master! Warrior can survive for months on
You can't leave me! nothing but the dew of ginkgo leaf
and the energy of the universe.
Oogway: You must believe.
Po: I guess my body doesn't know it's
Shifu: Master! the Dragon Warrior yet.
I'm gonna need a lot more than dew
Po: Yeah, so I'm like, and universe juice.
"Fine, you may be a wolf, What?
you may be the scariest bandit in Haijin
Province... Monkey: Nothing... Master Shifu.
...but you're a lousy tipper."
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Po: Never be the Dragon Warrior Shifu: Our only hope is the Dragon
unless you lose 500 pounds and brush Warrior.
your teeth!
What is that noise you're making? Tigress: The panda?
Laughter? I never heard of it!
Work hard, panda, and maybe Shifu: Yes, the panda!
someday...
...you will have ears like mine. Tigress: Master, let us stop Tai Lung.
That's good. This is what you've trained us for.
Ears. It's not working for you?
I thought they were pretty good. Shifu: No! It is not your destiny to
defeat Tai Lung.
Monkey: It's Shifu! It is his!
Where'd he go?
Po: Of course it's Shifu.
What do you think I'm doing? Shifu: You cannot leave!
Master Shifu! A real warrior never quits.
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Shifu: Then why didn't you quit?! You
knew I wanted you gone, yet you Four: We're not trying to stop you.
stayed.
Tigress: What?
Po: Yeah, I stayed.
I stayed because every time you threw Four: We're coming with you!
a brick at my head or said I smelled, it
hurt, but it could never hurt more than Po: What? I eat when I'm upset, OK?
it did every day of my life just being
me. Shifu: No need to explain.
I stayed because I thought, if anyone I thought you might be Monkey. He
could change me... hides his almond cookies on the top
...could make me... not me...it was you. shelf.
The greatest kung fu teacher in all of
China! Po: Don't tell Monkey.
Po: Come on. Tai Lung is on his way Shifu: No, I mean, how did you get up
here right now. there?
Even if it takes him a hundred years to
get here, how are you... Po: I don't know. I guess that...
...gonna change this into the Dragon I don't know. I was getting a cookie.
Warrior?
How? Shifu: Yet you are ten feet off the
How? ground.
How?! And you have done a perfect spilt.
Shifu: I cannot train you the way I have Tigress: Cut it!
trained the Five.
I now see that the way to get through to Tai Lung: Where's the Dragon
you... Warrior?
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Tigress: How do you know you're not Shifu: The mark of a true hero is
looking at her? humility.
But, yes, you have done...
Tai Lung: You think I'm a fool? ...awesome.
Tai Lung: I know you're not the Po: Guys? Guys?! They're dead!
Dragon Warrior. No, they're breathing. They're asleep?
None of you! But their eyes are open.
I heard how he fell out of the sky in a
ball of fire. Mantis: We were no match for his
That he's a warrior unlike anything the nerve attack.
world has ever seen.
Shifu: He's gotten stronger.
Tigress: Po?
Po: Who? Tai Lung? Stronger?
Tai Lung: So that is his name. Po.
Finally, a worthy opponent. Monkey: He's too fast!
Our battle will be legendary!
Sorry, Po.
Mantis: We've got this. Help her.
I thought we could stop him.
Tigress: Monkey!
Shifu: He could have killed you.
Mantis: Go!
Why didn't he?
What was I thinking?!
Shifu: So you could come back and
Mantis! strike fear into our hearts. But it won't
work.
Now!
Po: It might. I mean, a little.
Tai Lung: Shifu taught you well. I'm pretty scared.
But he didn't teach you everything.
Shifu: You can defeat him, panda!
Shifu: You have done well, panda.
Po: Are you kidding? If they can't?!
Po: Done well? Done well? They're five masters. I'm just one me.
I've done awesome!
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Shifu: But you will have the one thing Po: It's impossible to open.
that no one else does.
Shifu: OK. Come on, baby. Come on
Po: You really believe I'm ready? now.
Po: Oh, yeah, yeah. But who will stop Tai Lung?
He'll destroy everything and everyone.
Shifu: Read it, Po, and fulfill your
destiny. No.
Read it and become...
...the Dragon Warrior.
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Shifu: Evacuate the valley. You must Good to have you back, son.
protect the villagers from Tai Lung's
rage. Po: Good to be back.
Po: No. I'm gonna use this. Po: I'm not a big fat panda.
You want it? Come and get it. I'm THE big fat panda.
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