Do you still have ramirez quest or similar stories? That was all written by hand.

But I do believe I could type something of that nature. I shall make: RAMIREZ QUEST: THE HEART CRYSTALS OF POWER, Delux DLC edition Expect something tonight or tomorrow, depending on if I feel like typing or sleeping.

The helicopter drew in closer, "Ramirez take out that helicopter with your knife!" Nameless CO shouted, but before he could do so, the helicopter locked onto the orphan factory and fired 57 missiles. "hrmph" Ramirez snorted, as the missiles drew closer. fine, replace snort with grunt The missiles walked over to ramirez, "We's gunna destroy this here orphan factory here and there ain't a thang you's all can do about it." Ramirez flexed his massive eyebrows and all of his clothes exploded, filling the air with rainbows. He twirled around and grabbed ahold of his knife, which he had just unsheated. It was long and strong He looked at the missiles like they were just one large whetstone and began to thrust his massive knife into their aerodynamically supple frames. Jet fuel leaked everywhere. The missiles retreated to the sky, incredibly confused, but unharmed. "They're going to destroy the orphan factory, Ramirez, you must stop them! Without those disposable workers we will be unable to stop the flow of Ruxicans from stealing all of our jerbs! Our very freedom is at stake!" Nameless CO screamed. Ramirez ignored his CO and the large number of missiles as a large shiny object had caught his eye. It was the helicopter. Ramirez crouched down and then shot upwards like twinkie filling being squeezed from one end. His knife, not sated by the simple bout with the missiles needed another opponent, and the pilot of the helicopter would have to do. "What the diddl-" the pilot shouted as Ramirez tackled the pilot to the ground and thrust his hard knife into the pilot's meaty body. "Argh" The pilot cried.

Ramirez thrust his knife in over, and over again, not wanting to be finished to soon. "Ough, Starbucks, ook" The pilot moaned. With one final thrust, ramirez extracted his knife and removed the protective covering from it, after all, people are messing things and you don't know what weird diseases could infect his precious dagger. "Aaaaah" The pilot quietly whimpered, his body convulsed for a short while and then stopped with a "plop." A live grenade rolled out of the pilot's pants. Ramirez put on a pair of sunglasses and jumped out of the exploding helicopter. TO BE CONTINUED WHEN I AM NOT GOING TO CLASS TO TAKE A TEST

It was dark, too dark. The darkness intruded on everything, even the darkness itself. Ramirez knew that this darkness was too dark, but he had no choice, the missiles had stated that unless he brought them the crystal of alberon, they would destroy the orphan factory. no So Ramirez had entered the cave of light to retrieve the Crystal from the horrorbeasts of lord necrodick. Unfortunately, lord necrodick had forgotten to pay the electric bill, and thus the cave of light had gotten dark. WHY AM I DISCUSSING THE ECONOMICS OF HOT CHICKS ""OW FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" Ramirez screamed as he stubbed all his toes on the rocks of the cave. All the rocks, in the entire cave. So Ramirez was mad, so mad that his norstrils SHOT FIRE out of his nose. His pants could not take his anger for much longer. His knife slowly ripped through the crotch of his pants until the sheer rage made his knife glowing hot, his pants erupted in fire and lightning and the light from the invisible ghost fire in his invisible ghost nostrils reflected off his massive knife, glistening with pure, steamy, sweaty rage. The light filled the entire cave, penetrating every nook and cranny, like an overactive squirrel, hiding its nuts in every part of the world. Suddenly the crystal of alberon was before him, shining in all its glory. It was a red rectangle. Ramirez quickly took his knife and switched it with the crystal. Unfortunately, his glorious mandagger was much heavier, causing the pedestal to merge with it.They pedestal slowly worked its way into the dagger, starting with the shaft, but slowly working its way toward the tip. Suddenly the ground shook like a vacuum cleaner set to explode!

All the walls in the cavern exploded at once as a giant boulder, weighing 360 pounds, but claims that most of it comes from the clothes, as it was quite self-conscious its weight. The giant boulder stood at about 4 ft 8, with a glorious mustache that covered its 6 pack abs. "What you doing here boy? Don't you know that this is lord necrodick territory?" "You don't know who I am, do you?" the giant boulder stated in southern scottish gentlemen accent. "I am Giant Boulder, the horrorbeast!" Giant Boulder the horrorbeast stated. "" Ramirez cleverly retorted. "Why! Why no one has ever said that to me before! You will die for your insolence!" The giant boulder screamed. Giant freudian-seeming toothy maws appeared all over the horrorbeast's body as it gracefully lunged at Ramirez. "" Ramirez quipped, drawing his knife, eager for another dance partner. They lunged at each other, like a pair of voles in a concert hall, they passed each other in the air, only meeting for a split second, but in that second it was over. They hit the ground, ending where the other one had started. "" Ramirez said, as he pulled some sunglasses out of his invisible ghost pockets. "" He finished, looking off into the sunset. 'No! This cannot be! I am Giant Boulder, the horrorbeast, I cannot be defeated!" the horrorbeast wailed. Ramirez's knife had pieced and lay stuck in every single on of its toothy maws, the horrorbeast's only weakspot. The horrorbeast then exploded. With the crystal in hand, Ramirez shimmied out of the cave of life, the domain of lord necrodick and paintjob by Giant Boulder, the horrorbeast. "Well, youse seems to be back quickly" The missiles drawled, "I hope you have the crystal" Ramirez nodded, and held out the crystal for the missiles to take NO. His name is nameless CO. He has a family: deadwife and annoying brat, they are central to the plot. "I do believe you are mistaken, Ramirez. You see, if you refuse to give us the crystal, THEN WE WILL TAKE IT BY FORCE!" Just as Ramirez prepared to fire the battleship at the robot made of missiles, a shrill scream pierced the air. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Deadwife, Nameless CO's lovely blonde, upperclass white wife, ran inbetween the missilerobot and Ramirez. "I know that you are enemies, Nameless CO, but you cannot destroy Giant Robot made of missiles!" "You see... we are in love!" Unfortunately, the shrill scream had not prevented Ramirez from pulling the trigger, and had startled him into pulling said trigger, launching all the nukes straight at Giant robot made of missiles. But Deadwife was in the way. All 80,000 nukes hit her in the face, smooshing her flat. They then exploded. Unfortunately, her puny body-paste was not enough to shield Giant Robot Made Of Missiles from the blast, as she was in fact, under the nukes. So the Giant Robot was killed as well. "Noooooo!" Nameless CO cried, his dramatic scream only punctuated by a sip of Schnoppsermeister. "Damn, this Schnoppsermeister is some damn good stuff." He said, finishing the entire bottle off in one mighty swig. Nameless CO threw the bottle at the trash can, a perfect throw, the bottle spun with elliptical grace as it headed straight for the bin. "A three-pointer!" Nameless CO shouted in excitement as the bottle finished its descent into the bin. "Not so fast, Nameless!" A shadowy figure hissed from the light. The figure kicked the bottle out of the air, shattering it into three thousand, eight hundred and fourty one pieces, none of which landed in the bin. "You may have beaten my Giant Robot, but I have won this round" "Noooooooooooooooooo!" Nameless CO wailed, "Damn you, shadowy figure! Damn you to hell!" "That is rather redundant, isn't it?" The shadowy figure replied. "Shut up, I am grieving the loss of a perfect three-point shot!" Nameless CO whimpered. No. It could be that he said it with emphasis