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Anonymous Dito sa Pinas, kung ano man ang gusto mong sabihin ay kailangang sabibhin sa Englishcpara manatili kang cool, tulad na lang ng sulat na napulot daw sa isang bar sa Malate at ngayon ay pinagpapasapasahan sa Internet.Marjie,I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but youre very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner andlater Im realize that he really cant not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, De nnis say he could not stand youre habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and them asking you to exercise your every very, very fat body but you hate it thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about what do you think you are Beautiful Girl of Jose Marie Chan even you are beautiful face to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because Im never call you names iether in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different names, I dont have any othe r choice but to call you other different name like you are a PIG, FAT OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to youre body that is to a BUDING. You cant not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. Im repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL IF D.M. P.S. You say that Im the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? Your or me? And the final is me

University of the Philippines Baguio English 1 Readings Page 1 A Grammatically Challenged Love Story We ve been friends since a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually,our paths crossed one time on another. But it s only now that I gave him a second look. I realize that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya!

And then, he came over with me. He said, I hope you don t mine. Can I take your number? Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn t give it back? He explained naman na it s so we could keep intact daw . Sabi ko , connect me if I m wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba ! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! Icried buckles of tears.Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, Isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we ll go ouch na rin . Now we re so in love! Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I m 33 na and I m running out the time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. Will you married me? I m still in a state of shocked.

Kasi mantakin mo naman, when its rain, it s really fours talaga! This is true good tobe true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor, di ba? Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-didinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, m ay babaeng humirit ng, Well, well, well. Lookdo we have here. What the fuss The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still tooon. So I told her, Whatever is that means, cut me some slacks, no! I didn t want thi s to getour hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Thenerd talaga! Ats if! I don t never want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tellher to the marines! I told her, Please, you should to mine your own business! Who would believed her anyway? Dahil it s not my problem anymore but her problem anymore. Hmphf. Tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies! I m sohappy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He s so supportive. Sabi niya, Look at is this way.She s out of our lives.

Kaya I advised you - take the risk! You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when youget there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, well, just pray for the internal andexternal repose of your soul. I second emotion.