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Cast of Characters: (up to 8 readers)

Megamind Minion Roxanne Ritchi Narrators 15
Megamind: hear you.

left to right: Megamind, Minion, Roxanne

You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi! Im afraid no one can

Scene: Megaminds hideout Script:

Narrator 1: Narrator 2: Narrator 3: Narrator 4: Narrator 5: Somewhere in a city, in an awesome secret hideout Megamind the supervillain and his trusty sidekick, Minion are frowning at Roxanne. Roxanne is a clever reporter, but Megamind has kidnapped her and put a hood over her head. Narrator 4: Megamind: Narrator 3: Narrator 2: Suddenly she starts to make noise. Shes awake! Quick! Lets get to work! Minion ties her to a chair. Megamind hops into his chair, smooths his eyebrows, and wheels himself into position. Narrator 4: Brainbot, a tiny robot created by Megamind, flies up from the floor. It lands in Megaminds lap. Narrator 3: Narrator 4: Minion yanks off Roxannes hood. Megamind turns slowly in his chair, petting Brainbot in his lap. Now he is ready to speak. Megamind: Roxanne: Miss Ritchi, we meet again. Oh. Its only you.

Megamind: Minion: Roxanne: Megamind: Roxanne:

(to Minion): Minion, why isnt she screaming? Miss Ritchi, if you dont mind Id love to, but I need to save my voice for the 6 oclock news. Tonight, Miss Ritchi, Im afraid you ARE the news. Ooh, youre clever. I like how you always take stuff that I say and flip it around like that.

Megamind: Roxanne: Megamind: Roxanne: Megamind:

The only thing Ill be flipping around tonight I knew you were going to say tonight! Silence! Wait, you want silence? Or am I supposed to scream? I really need you to scream. Like this. Ahh! But that, thats a poor ladys scream.

Narrator 3: Roxanne: Narrator 2: Narrator 5:

Megaminds Brainbot bites his hand. Now Megamind really screams. Thats a little better. Megamind cries in pain and struggles to get the Brainbot off his lap. Roxanne looks around. She is not impressed. (continued)
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Roxanne: Is there some kind of nerdy supervillain Web site where you get these coils and dials? Minion: Megamind: Minion: Megamind: Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in dont answer that! Romania. Dont. Stop. Shes using her nosy reporter skills on your simple mind to find out all our secrets. Narrator 3: Narrator 2: Megamind: Roxanne: Megamind Roxanne: Minion gasps in horror. But Megamind stays cool. Such trickswont workonme (interrupting him sarcastically): Please talk slower. (continued): Evillady You have secrets? I dont believe it. I can always predict what youre going to do. Megamind: Narrator 1: Narrator 4: So, you think Im predictable? You call this predictable? Megamind pulls a switch and the floor around Roxanne opens up. Underneath it is a pit of snapping alligators. Roxanne: Narrator 5: Narrator 4: Megamind: Roxanne: Narrator 1: Megamind: Roxanne: Megamind: Narrator 4: Your alligators! Yeah, I was thinking about them on the way over here. In other words, Roxanne is not impressed. Megamind growls angrily. He pushes another button. Whats this going to be? An old-time gun. An old-fashioned gun flips out of the wall. In your face! Thats boring. Am I done? No! Watch. Megamind presses another button, and spinning knives move in from the ceiling. Narrator 1: Narrator 5: Narrator 4: Narrator 2: Narrator 3: Megamind: Roxanne: Megamind: Narrator 5: Narrator 3: Narrator 2: Megamind: Roxanne: Narrator 2: Narrator 5: Megamind: Roxanne: Narrator 2: Roxanne: Narrator 1: Roxanne: Narrator 2: Roxanne: Megamind: Narrator 1: A grinder? Babyish. But this will really shock you! Megamind sends something fast and noisy toward Roxanne. Its a missile. Duh. Megamind pushes another button, and a wheel of kicking boots comes close to Roxannes face. Seen it. Megamind kicks a lever, and a power saw makes its way toward Roxanne. What about this thing? Tacky. Megamind has used up all his tricks. He flops onto the control panel. Meanwhile a spider is making its way down Roxannes face. Okay, the spider is new. Megamind starts shaking in his boots. Spider? Roxanne isnt bothered. Minion isnt bothered. But Megamind is afraid. (making it up as he goes along): Yes, the, um, Spee-ider! Even the smallest bite from this scary insect will make your arms and legs stop working Roxanne blows on the spider. It lands on Megaminds face. Megamind screams. Minion smacks him in the face. Ugh, get it off! Ow! It bit me! Give it up, Megamind. Your plans never work. The lights fade to black.