Teachers Day Mimicry Script
Roles - Actors
● Deepika Ma’am - Narrator Guy/ Gal
● Parent uncle/auntie - Hrishikesh
● School Tour Staff/ Receptionist - ???
● William Sir - Hazim
● Sean sir- Sean
● Rayaan sir - Rayaan
● Shyam sir - Yasir
● Student 1 (Rayaan) - Rayaan
● Student 2 (Sean) - Sean
● Georgina ma’am - Gargi
● Rhea ma’am Maam - Harsh
● Daisy Maam - Chinmay
● Shamaila maam - ???
*Parent enters the School and walks to the Reception*
Parent: Hello, I’m here for the school tour.
Rec: Ah, sure. This way.
Parent: Great, I need to see if this is the right school for my son.
Rec: I’m sure you’ll know the answer by the end of the tour, Sir.
{End Scene}
*The Parent and Receptionist walk to the Bus parking area, William sir
standing there*
Rec: So this is how our day begins where our students who opted for bus
transport arrive.
Parent: Ah, Interesting.
*Rayyan gets off the bus and gets stopped by William sir*
W: Rayyan. Come here, where is your ID card?
R: it's in my bag-
W: Do you have PE today? No, why are you wearing PE uniform? Tomorrow
I want to see proper uniform and cut your hair ok? Go.
*Sean comes from his bus and gets stopped too*
W: Sean, come here. Why are you wearing this jacket? Where is the school
jacket?
S: Sir I-
W: Mone this is not good behavior. You are in 12th grade so you need to be a
good example. Look at your hair, it's so long why are you not cutting it? If
the younger grades students ask why they are not allowed to have long hair
too then what do we tell them?
S: Just allow them to do it too?
W: What? (Scoffs). (Sigh) Just go, but tomorrow I want to see full and proper
uniform and jacket, understand?
*Sean says nothing and leaves*
Parent: Wonderful, let’s continue.
Rec: This way sir the first class is about to begin soon.
{End of scene}
[(First Class) - Shyam Sir (English) - 12A]
*Shyam sir enters the class and no one notices.*
*silence*
*students notice*
Students: Goodmorning sir.
S: *in a loud and monotone voice* Goodmorning boys and girlssss.
S: Whats that smell, is anyone carrying perfume
Students: no
S: What maynn no hygiene this class has, u all are grown up boys and
girlssss.
someone- sai please go get perfume or freshener from one of the class or ask
the nanny quick.
S: Open up your notebooks, does shyam sir have to always remind you all.
*silence* *sighs*
S: discipline is what we talk about. what have i told you all to do.
*students look in confusion*
S: Surya?... *pause*
Aaryan?... *pause*
Adithi?...*pause*
S: sh. the boys in the back!
Yes? Sai tell me?
Sai: to speak about anything for 1 minute in the front of the class.
S: give a big hand to this boyyeh.
*everyone starts clapping and does not stop*
*sir shows hand signal to stop the clapping*
S: okay who is ready to come out
*noone comes*
S: SPEAK! SPEAK OUUUTT! Why dont you guys speak. you all have to
open up. Todays world is all about speaking.
You will be in college next year with more than 400, 500 students THEN
YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK
S: this is all practice for ur interview, college, when you have to speak that
time, you will remember shyam sir. This is your launching pad.
*bells ringing*
*bangs the hand on table and stares*
S: see you wasted my time, every week i get only one class, how will i finish
the portion *shakes head and walks out of class*
Students: thank you sir.
*goes out of class to see the “men in black” roaming”
S: what are you doing here? listen. I have spys in every class ok to keep an
eye on you all. GO TO CLASS!
Learn from you seniors man, fadhil farhaan cyrus they were my soldiers, very
honest.
[Rhea ma’am’s class]
R: Good morning class
R: AFL kis kis ne khatam kiya?
Std : *Awkward silence….*
R: I know no one did, ok quickly open up ur textbooks, we will discuss the
afls in a bit.
Yasir: mashallah
R: YASIR- mashallah ke baccha tu abhi maar kayega
Yasir: maam? Washroom?
R: haan haan tum vahi raho
Rayyan: MAAM MAAM CAN I ALSO GO
R: tum aagey aake beith
*parent & recep. on tour walks in the classroom”
*riya maam switches to english*
R: okay children open up ur devices we have small quiz, for this chapter.
Std: maam my laptop isnt working
*parents & recep. leaves*
*maam switches back to hindi*
R: ab main kya karu? Laptop band karu? Book phaad doon? Kya karu?
Now share it with someone else.
R: usko dekh, shameless people telling each other answers.
Yasir: no maam we are doing it ourselves as a group.
*bell rings*
R: those who have not completed the quiz finish it at home and complete the
20 afls ive posted, we will check it tomorrow.
Thank you class.
[12th grade bio class georgina maam]
G: goodmorning everyone :)
Std: goodmorning maam
G: all good?
Stds: yes maam all fine.
G: where did we stop yesterday
G: also we have test on monday so be prepared.
Meha: but maam we already have 3 other subject tests on monday
G: no problem.
*students look sad*
*yasir enters class after coming from the washroom*
G: where were you yasir?
Yasir: uhhh washroom.
Yasir: MAAM PE.
G: no yasir i have to complete my portion
*yasir signals meha*
Meha: maam we can finish this tom, please maam the weather is very nice.
*maam sees the students are exhausted and considers taking the class to pe*
G: all of you are tired, Okay next period we will go
Meha: thank you maam
G: but i will stay in the shade.
Yasir: yaaayy okay maam, can we call the other classes.
G: okay but go take permission from vijesh sir first.
Yasir: maam if you come he will allow.
*class goes to ground.*
*while waking to the ground, deepika maam enters*
Stds: Goodafternoon maam
D: Goodafternoon children. You all are going for PE?
Stds: yes maam
D: thats nice, then go to the ground quick and walk in a line carefully.
Stds: thank you maam.
[12th grade math class Daisy maam]
D:YESS? take out ur math registers
Who all completed the tabbie math?
If noone has done i will throw you all off burj khalifa.
*Long silence*
D: No one?
WhAAaT? Chalo, I can not do everything for you right, you also have to
complete the work I give you na beta. Just use logic, how much can i keep
helping you.
If fail your board exams,you will have to face it that time who will you
blame, but it will affect your future na.
Solve these questions im marking
*everyones blank*
This a GOOOD question please solve it
*2 secs later*
Anyone done? Yess?? Come solve it on the board.
Noone has done? How much time you need?
You all dont practice that is the problem.
Yasir you keep talking. Beta, maths is too difficult for you then why stay?
Just switch the subject nah then what is the problem? Everyone is good in
something, if you are good in that then go do that. Why waste the time and
potential here
D: covid cases are rising no? This is not a joke. Very dangerous.
Aaryan: maam im hungry can we eat and do only 5 mins left for break.
*everyone opens lunch*
D: look this ratul again got his bread. Why is everyone eating this bread these
days? Your generation is all gone, all lazy people.
D: okay thank you students see you tomorrow.
Shamaila maam:
*enters the class, keeps laptop, runs away*
S:Okay students, who all studied for the derivations test?
Those who all won’t be scoring above 25, I will be calling your parents.
Only 15 mins im giving, i will not be giving you extra time.
*after exams done*
S: okay open up your notebooks, too much time ive given.
We have to complete our syllabus by november. Start taking it seriously.
This is a long derivation for 1 mark. Please pay attention.
…[asks some random question, student 1 answers, “wrong answer” asks
someone else, student 2 says the same thing, “correct”]…
S: okay thank you students submit your record books tom without fail or I
will cut marks from the final practicals and you wont be allowed in the lab.
Std: Ok ma’am.
*Bell rings*
receptionist/school tour person: so how did you like our school?
Parent: i think its perfect, and its all thanks to the wonderful teachers who put
in all their efforts. I will certainly enroll my child into credence high school.
Please give me the admission form.
*deepika maams speech*
Joke Bank:
Shyam Sir: “Is he a convict?”, “Light and Dark side”, “I know my girls”
Daisy Ma’am: “Jump out the window”, “I’ll throw you out of an Airplane
without parachute”, “I’ll take you to the top of Burj Khalifa and throw you
off”, “Beta, maths is too difficult for you then why stay? Just switch the
subject nah then what is the problem?” Everyone is good in something, if you
are good in that then go do that. Why waste the time and potential here”
Rhea Ma’am: “*Casually murders Yasir and Rayaan with words*”
“Something that evaporates fast is violatile, like your education”
“”Have you lost your common sense”
“Agar tum taxi se ja the ho toh jao na; Idhar khade kyu ho”
“Abhi teri chutney banati tu”
“Haan ji sir, pata nahin kya hai ye”
Shamaila Ma’am: “Long derivation for 1 mark” “Explains
