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<i>Previously on Greek</i>
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I am graduating this spring,
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and you could be the
heir to my throne.
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If you plan to graduate,
you're going to need to complete a fifth year
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here at Cyprus-Rhodes.
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I'm staying for a
fifth year here at CRU!
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Isn't that great, Case?
- Yeah.
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Frannie's already had her
reign. It's your turn now.
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This is case study 8675309.
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Rob Thomas guy?
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You're not nearly as unpleasant
as I thought you'd be, Logan.
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You smell better
than I thought you would.
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Will you come back to my room
and have sex with me in front of Dale?

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Rusty!
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Thanks for being my
handsome escort for tonight.
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I am lucky to have such
a beautiful lady on my arm.
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Enjoy your win, poodle.
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Doesn't last forever.
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A little pick-me-up.
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I thought you could use it,
given the whole, you know...
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Sweetheart debacle.
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Chocolate shavings.
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Very intuitive.
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Dark chocolate, no less.
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Tasty and high in fiber.
It's win-win.
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Speaking of win-win,
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remember when you were asking
for more responsibility with the sority?

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Mm-hmm.
- I think I might have something for you.
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Campaign manager.
I'm considering
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a second term as
Zeta-Beta president.
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I can see your
campaign slogan now:
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"Frannie, so nice,
she deserves to lead twice. "
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That just came to you?
- I know. It's a gift.
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I'm thinking we strategize
over the break
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at my house in Jackson Hole.
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I think that is a great idea.
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You thought me being president
was a great idea too.
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Remember that?
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And I thought Olando Bloom
was going to be the next Tom Cruise.
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We all make mistakes, don't we?

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Rebecca, walk with me.
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Oh, my God, you guys.
Have you seen today's courier?
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We have a school paper?
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Oh, my God.
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No.
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Let's do one more.
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Do my eyes look
crossed to you?
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No, your eyes
look adorable.
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They've looked adorable in the
past 15 pictures that we've taken.
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This picture has to be perfect.
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It's gonna be seen
throughout the Chicago land.
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My parents, friends in
the eagle scouts,
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my english teacher who created a eHarmony
profile for me in tenth grade.

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I was hoping that you
wanted this picture,
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so you wouldn't forget me.
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Forget you?
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I can barely remember
anything before you.
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Mm, I don't wanna go home.
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Me neither.
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It's just four weeks.
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A nanosecond when you
consider the age of the galaxy.
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Good.
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Then let's get
this picture perfect.
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Button up your privates.
The Lord's witness coming through.
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The Lord evolved our
privates, Dale. He's seen them.
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Yeah, but I'm sure he
doesn't want me to see them.

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You can look, Dale.
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And you can look at this.
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Your people made the front page.
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"The secret world of the
CRU Greek system exposed. "
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"sex scandals, booze,
and cheating run rampant.
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Written by anonymous. "
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Finally the liberal media
gets something right.
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<i>Transcript: swsub. com</i>
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GREEK 1X10 "Black &
White and Read All Over"
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<i>Synchro: Beyond</i>
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Enough!
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Bribing girls to
pledge during rush?
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An automated telephone
service for cheating?
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Indiscriminate sex, and rampant

underage alcohol abuse.
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Clearly, you people are
unable to regulate yourselves.
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So from this day forward, the
university will do it for you.
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As dean of students,
you'll answer to me now.
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Your honor, I object!
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To?
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Well...
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Jean Shorts.
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Dane Cook, highly objectionable.
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Oh, and, uh, oh, your complete
and utter lack of presumption
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that we're innocent
until proven guilty.
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No more questions.
Your witness!
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Pre-law?
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Not yet, but I'm

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Son, stand up.
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The only presumption I'm willing to make
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is that the Greek social calendar
will now be much less crowded.
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Next semester,
everything changes.
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I'll be watching you.
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Did you mean for
that to sound pervy?
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Hey!
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Dean Bowman is this
close to shutting us down,
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and you're mouthing off.
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Would you quit your
belly-aching, Evelyn?
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Your parties are so lame anyway,
what do you have to lose?
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Okay, stop, both of you.
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This is a time to put
your personal issues

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aside and work
together to...
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Thank you.
You can step away now.
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Dean Bowman may think we
should all be held accountable...
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But I think we know better.
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There is a rat out there.
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And there's a house that
has been feeding that rat
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all of our secrets,
so it could publish
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its droppings
on the front page.
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Frannie, maybe we should
focus on the university...
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I and the rest of the ZBZ sisters
will not stop until both that house
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and that rat are
brought to justice.
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Who is with me?
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Frannie, Frannie, wait up.

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Walk faster.
- Just hear me out.
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I think the rat
is in our house,
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and I think it's Rebecca Logan.
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Hear me out. I think you need
to head straight to Student Health
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and have your
obsession checked.
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You started a witch hunt,
and we might be the witches.
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Bribes to get a
pledge to join a house,
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hazing that involved naked
pictures of faculty members.
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These are all things that happened
at our house this semester.
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It's one of our pledges.
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"Faced with her
boyfriend's very public infidelity,
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"one sister had sex with her
ex-boyfriend to even the score.

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"The original two remain
the 'it' couple on campus. "
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Sound familiar?
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Maybe you should
have them run
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an MRI on that
ego of yours too.
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Come on, Frannie. This
isn't about you and me right now.
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It's about Zeta Beta.
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And if I'm right about Rebecca,
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none of the other Greeks will
have anything to do with us.
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Give it to me.
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I said it, I said it.
Hey.
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So how much do you think
the dean is going to investigate?
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The article mentioned the
cheating phone number.
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Don't you worry about
dean Blowman back there.

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He's challenged us to become
more ingenious, more innovative
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in our pursuit of
the Kappa Tau lifestyle.
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Take a seat.
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Look, next semester,
it is our mission
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to execute some
of the most ass-kicking,
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rule-bending parties that this
campus has ever seen.
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So we'll go underground?
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And below the radar.
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And behind the barn.
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Who is with me?
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Who's with me!
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As your pledge educator, I feel
we've all grown very close.
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So I want you all
to feel comfortable

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opening up to me.
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The author of this article
knew several private details
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that happened
in this house.
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She clearly has no loyalty
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to anything or anyone
except herself.
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Likes to spread misery.
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You're not serious?
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It reads like your rsum.
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Frannie, you know
she's crazy, right?
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I've never been
anything but loyal to you.
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To me, absolutely.
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But your devotion to this sisterhood
has been a bit... Suspect.
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I have been a huge
asset to this house,
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and I have received
nothing but grief for it.
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If you think I did it, fine.
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Then prove it.
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Nice motel, Ash.
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Either you're planning a
meth bender, or you're on the lam.
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Travis called
this morning.
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And for our six-year anniversary,
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he is making a
spontaneous visit.
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Tonight.
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Aren't you just gonna see
him when you go home in a few days?
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That was the plan.
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Until he decided he'd
rather spend the break
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with his friends in Mexico.
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Oh, that sounds, uh...

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Inconvenient?
I know.
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The house is at defcon 5
because of this stupid article.
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He could not have
chosen a worse time.
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Ugh, well, did you tell him?
- I did.
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And he says he finds it "highly
suspect that our school paper
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is capable of serious,
investigative reporting. "
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Of course he did.
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This was the only place
available on six hours' notice.
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Ugh, help me make it livable.
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The last thing
I need right now
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is Travis bitching about this room.
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Hey, hey, hey,
just relax, okay?
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The only thing this room

needs to be beautiful is you in it.
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Okay?
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All right?
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Thanks.
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Mm-hmm.
- I'm not so sure Travis feels the same way.
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All right, let's, uh, try to
make this place look
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a little less like
that movie hostel.
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They really think Rebecca
Logan wrote the article?
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Yeah, and they
were really angry.
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I'm really angry.
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Aren't you?
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I mean, she's made
a mess of everything.
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And for what?
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It's unforgivable.

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Well, what if she
didn't mean to hurt anyone?
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What if she was just...
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Telling the truth?
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Defending Rebecca Logan?
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No, I'm defending whoever
wrote the article,
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because...
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She isn't necessarily
a bad person.
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She might be someone you could like.
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Or love?
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What are you saying?
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I wrote the article, Rusty.
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I don't understand.
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I pitched the whole
undercover idea to the editor
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at the first of the year.

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I wanted a spot on
the newspaper staff.
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It's really competitive.
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So I went through rush,
pledging, all of it,
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as an unbiased observer.
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Only by the end, I
wasn't so unbiased,
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which is why I kept
the article vague.
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I kept everyone's names anonymous.
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I only wrote enough...
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You wrote about everything.
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My sister's private life.
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About how I cheated.
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But no one will
know that it's you.
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Is Jen K really your name?
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Do you have an accent?

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I always thought you
might have an accent.
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No, everything that I told
you about me is true.
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How do I believe that?
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Why'd you have to tell me?
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The A. P. picked up the story.
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It's going out on The Wire
with my name on it.
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My first national byline.
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Yay.
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By tomorrow, everyone will
know that I wrote the article.
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You need to go
tell Casey now.
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What about us?
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Just go.
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Please.
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Rusty, I'm sorry.
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Me too.
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And this is why I
freakin' hate legacies.
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But we were nice to you.
256
00:12:17,346 --> 00:12:19,736
Despite you being weird
and annoying most of the time.
257
00:12:19,901 --> 00:12:23,038
I considered you a
friend, and... Rusty.
258
00:12:23,187 --> 00:12:24,331
Oh, my God.
259
00:12:24,332 --> 00:12:25,739
I knew there was
a reason I hated you
260
00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:27,651
more than I normally
hate most people.
261
00:12:27,751 --> 00:12:29,979
And this article is going to
be published nationally tonight?
262
00:12:30,127 --> 00:12:31,810
And I didn't plan for any of that.
263
00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:33,517
Are you insane?!
264
00:12:33,617 --> 00:12:35,469
I have to put a preemptive
call into national right now.
265
00:12:35,569 --> 00:12:37,569

You, get out!

266
00:12:39,563 --> 00:12:41,063
Do you think she'll calm down?
267
00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:43,029
She's the least
of your problems.
268
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,049
We trusted you.
I trusted you.
269
00:12:45,149 --> 00:12:47,018
Why would you do this?
270
00:12:47,118 --> 00:12:48,946
I'm a journalism major.
271
00:12:49,046 --> 00:12:51,994
These are the kind of flashy
articles that get you internships and jobs.
272
00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:54,125
What about Rusty?
273
00:12:54,446 --> 00:12:55,940
It was really hard.
274
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,847
For Rusty, considering
his first love is a liar
275
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,668
who used him and betrayed him.
276
00:13:05,487 --> 00:13:09,531
You know the dean is gonna call her in
and try to get her to name names and houses.
277
00:13:09,682 --> 00:13:11,447
Do you think she'll talk?
278
00:13:11,547 --> 00:13:14,317
I clearly have no
idea who Jen K is,

279
00:13:14,469 --> 00:13:16,469
let alone what she'll do.
280
00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:23,788
I just know he
must be devastated.
281
00:13:23,941 --> 00:13:25,205
The dean?
282
00:13:25,206 --> 00:13:27,206
Rusty.
283
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,573
I've left him a
bunch of messages.
284
00:13:30,012 --> 00:13:31,418
You know what you need?
285
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:32,946
Little bit of perspective.
286
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,785
Like the kind you get on
top of a ski run in Aspen,
287
00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:37,752
and you got your
ski gear all packed?
288
00:13:37,852 --> 00:13:39,352
No.
289
00:13:39,382 --> 00:13:41,330
I may just show
up with a nightie
290
00:13:41,430 --> 00:13:44,509
and my toothbrush
and stay in bed all week.
291
00:13:45,568 --> 00:13:47,568
Works for me.
292
00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:01,661

Ash!
293
00:14:01,662 --> 00:14:03,162
Be right out.
294
00:14:03,235 --> 00:14:05,235
Room looks great.
295
00:14:05,416 --> 00:14:07,765
It's, uh, very seductive.
296
00:14:13,929 --> 00:14:15,570
What do you think?
297
00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:21,670
Oh, wow. My eyeballs were
not prepared for your hotness.
298
00:14:23,876 --> 00:14:26,647
You make me feel
beautiful, Calvin.
299
00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:30,334
You know, Travis
won the girlfriend lottery.
300
00:14:30,918 --> 00:14:34,076
Speaking of, when's
the guy getting here?
301
00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:36,230
That would be never.
302
00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:38,350
He's not coming.
303
00:14:38,496 --> 00:14:40,496
Did he cancel
on you again?
304
00:14:40,806 --> 00:14:43,185
Uh, no, this time, I cancelled.
305
00:14:43,354 --> 00:14:45,354
Our relationship.
306

00:14:45,462 --> 00:14:47,462

What happened?
307
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,261
You happened.
308
00:14:57,956 --> 00:15:01,306
Oh, whoa, I'm gay.
309
00:15:05,479 --> 00:15:07,479
Uh, what do you...
310
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:08,933
What do you mean by "gay"?
311
00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:10,434
Look, I've been meaning
to tell you for weeks.
312
00:15:10,462 --> 00:15:12,970
But wait a second,
you've known for weeks?
313
00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:15,257
Uh, well, I've known
since elementary school.
314
00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:17,184
But we've been
hanging out for months.
315
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:21,091
I shared my secrets,
and I just threw myself at you.
316
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,615
Well, I was flattered, but...
317
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,921
And you know about my
summer at cheerleading camp!
318
00:15:26,078 --> 00:15:27,922
That secret is
definitely bi-curious.
319
00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:29,522

You couldn't have

brought it up then?
320
00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:31,058
Look, Ash, let
me just tell...
321
00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:33,059
Just wait, let me explain!
322
00:15:38,846 --> 00:15:41,758
Rebecca, I hope you understand
323
00:15:41,925 --> 00:15:43,701
that I never really
doubted you for a second.
324
00:15:43,801 --> 00:15:44,930
It was just all so...
325
00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:46,218
Oh, Frannie.
326
00:15:46,219 --> 00:15:48,131
I totally understand.
327
00:15:48,231 --> 00:15:50,231
Can I have a word?
328
00:15:50,756 --> 00:15:55,012
Okay, our ZBZ rep
is two minutes out.
329
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,738
I just want to be sure
we're all on the same page
330
00:15:56,838 --> 00:15:58,345
before she arrives.
331
00:15:58,445 --> 00:16:00,130
Our official position
is that the article
332
00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:02,600
is an offensive
work of fiction.

333
00:16:02,765 --> 00:16:04,902
Remember, we're all
shocked and outraged.
334
00:16:05,044 --> 00:16:07,437
And if that doesn't work,
we go Regan.
335
00:16:07,603 --> 00:16:09,223
Can't remember anything.
336
00:16:09,323 --> 00:16:10,871
I'm not sure that's the
best way to handle this.
337
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,813
Then it's a good thing
you're not handling it.
338
00:16:12,913 --> 00:16:14,435
Nobody is to be alone
with the national rep
339
00:16:14,535 --> 00:16:15,927
except me.
340
00:16:15,928 --> 00:16:17,928
Shadow your little sisters,
travel in pairs.
341
00:16:18,063 --> 00:16:20,158
If I find any
one of you...
342
00:16:23,052 --> 00:16:24,577
Welcome, sister.
343
00:16:24,677 --> 00:16:27,208
I'm Frannie Morgan, chapter
president, we spoke on the phone.
344
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,445
And I'm Tegan Walker,
and I'm parched.
345
00:16:29,605 --> 00:16:32,071

Could I get a water?

- Of course.
346
00:16:32,228 --> 00:16:36,093
Um, first of all, i'd like to
introduce our entire sisterhood,
347
00:16:36,252 --> 00:16:38,006
we are the finest
group of women...
348
00:16:38,106 --> 00:16:39,511
Well, if that
was the case,
349
00:16:39,512 --> 00:16:41,576
then I'm not sure what
i'd be doing here, right?
350
00:16:42,152 --> 00:16:44,152
Sit.
351
00:16:45,325 --> 00:16:47,575
We have a senator's daughter.
352
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:50,000
Rebecca, come, come.
353
00:16:52,994 --> 00:16:55,860
Girls, we're very unhappy.
354
00:16:56,009 --> 00:16:57,900
This whole situation is just so...
355
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,639
Icky and gross and
makes you all look awful,
356
00:17:00,788 --> 00:17:02,118
which makes us look awful,
357
00:17:02,119 --> 00:17:03,993
and we hate to look awful.
358
00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:06,483
So we need to get
to the bottom of this.

359
00:17:06,939 --> 00:17:09,303
I'm so sorry you came
all this way, Tegan,
360
00:17:09,448 --> 00:17:11,790
when the answer is simple.
361
00:17:12,176 --> 00:17:13,924
We're guilty.
362
00:17:14,024 --> 00:17:15,091
Guilty...
363
00:17:15,092 --> 00:17:18,114
Of not seeing the
signs of mental instability.
364
00:17:18,259 --> 00:17:19,782
Sure, Jen K seemed a bit off
365
00:17:19,882 --> 00:17:22,234
when we first met her,
but she was a legacy.
366
00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:24,727
And here at CRU,
we open our arms wide
367
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,502
to the daughters of
our Zeta Beta ancestors,
368
00:17:26,602 --> 00:17:28,190
no matter what
shape or size they are.
369
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,399
I mean, just...
Just ask Tanya.
370
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,858
I'll be speaking
to the girls individually.
371
00:17:36,004 --> 00:17:38,113
It's the quickest way to

determine what transpired.

372
00:17:38,273 --> 00:17:41,326
Because if we can't get to
the truth and find a remedy, well,
373
00:17:41,468 --> 00:17:44,690
I have been authorized
to pull your charter.
374
00:17:49,421 --> 00:17:50,632
Oh, no.
375
00:17:50,633 --> 00:17:53,289
It must be flat, French,
and in a bottle.
376
00:18:04,555 --> 00:18:05,640
What are you doing here?
377
00:18:05,641 --> 00:18:07,141
You wouldn't return my calls.
378
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,652
What was I supposed to do?
379
00:18:08,675 --> 00:18:10,675
Casey!
380
00:18:11,249 --> 00:18:14,360
Oh, hi, Dale.
381
00:18:14,663 --> 00:18:16,663
Are those my glasses?
382
00:18:17,003 --> 00:18:19,145
I haven't seen those
since The Bible Bunch show.
383
00:18:19,301 --> 00:18:20,612
What?
384
00:18:20,613 --> 00:18:21,949
No, wh... Why
would I have a piece
385

00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:24,307

of Casey Cartwright's
librarian costume?
386
00:18:24,459 --> 00:18:25,775
Outrageous.
387
00:18:25,776 --> 00:18:26,900
Look at the time...
I should...
388
00:18:26,901 --> 00:18:30,167
I should probably, uh,
take my shower.
389
00:18:35,778 --> 00:18:37,778
Do I need to worry about him?
390
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,700
I don't think so.
391
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:41,789
What about you?
How are you doing?
392
00:18:42,226 --> 00:18:43,897
Your first breakup is a killer.
393
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:48,120
I remember when me and Gary
Wallace broke up in ninth grade, ugh.
394
00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:49,580
I ate an entire sheet cake.
395
00:18:49,581 --> 00:18:52,030
I haven't decided if I'm gonna
break up with Jen.
396
00:18:53,421 --> 00:18:57,913
Rusty, she betrayed you,
and your friends, and me.
397
00:18:58,189 --> 00:19:00,543
You... How can you even
consider staying with her?
398

00:19:00,711 --> 00:19:02,373

Because I love her.
399
00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:05,128
How is what Jen did any
different than what Evan did?
400
00:19:05,286 --> 00:19:07,056
She didn't just do it to you.
401
00:19:07,156 --> 00:19:09,955
She did it to all of us.
You have to dump her.
402
00:19:10,112 --> 00:19:12,258
She's a liar...
And Evan was a cheater.
403
00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:13,519
But you looked past it.
404
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,169
The world isn't black
and white, remember?
405
00:19:15,269 --> 00:19:16,857
People make mistakes.
406
00:19:16,957 --> 00:19:19,623
And it sounds like you're
about to make a big one.
407
00:19:19,777 --> 00:19:21,777
Well, it's mine to make.
408
00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:24,719
Have fun sitting at
home with mom and dad.
409
00:19:24,924 --> 00:19:27,165
Have fun skiing with Evan!
410
00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:35,170
Ivy...
411
00:19:35,171 --> 00:19:38,735
How much interaction did

you have with Jennifer during rush?

412
00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:43,623
They barely spoke, because
Ivy hated Jen K's crazy eyes.
413
00:19:43,756 --> 00:19:46,216
Frannie, could
you get me another?
414
00:19:46,373 --> 00:19:48,469
That would be
so awesome. Thanks!
415
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:52,870
Okay. But don't you dare start
that chinese water torture without me!
416
00:19:54,305 --> 00:19:55,700
Kidding.
417
00:19:55,701 --> 00:19:57,970
Everyone's so serious.
418
00:20:01,228 --> 00:20:03,127
That Ivy is a
top-notch liar.
419
00:20:03,227 --> 00:20:04,819
Makes me wonder
if she really made out
420
00:20:04,919 --> 00:20:06,729
with Justin Timberlake's cousin.
421
00:20:06,829 --> 00:20:09,102
Frannie, I think
we should come clean.
422
00:20:09,258 --> 00:20:10,721
This woman knows something's up.
423
00:20:10,722 --> 00:20:13,486
We need to take
responsibility and deal with it.
424
00:20:14,616 --> 00:20:16,616

Okay.
425
00:20:17,847 --> 00:20:20,067
My plan is working like a charm,
426
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:21,806
so you can cancel this
drama club meeting.
427
00:20:21,906 --> 00:20:24,606
There are 50 girls in
this house, sorority girls.
428
00:20:24,751 --> 00:20:26,625
We're not poster people
for keeping secrets.
429
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,613
You can't control everyone.
430
00:20:28,713 --> 00:20:32,645
Remember the Casey who was
dependable and willing to follow orders?
431
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,104
I liked that Casey.
432
00:20:34,105 --> 00:20:35,911
This Casey is
weak and kinda lame.
433
00:20:36,011 --> 00:20:38,540
I'm just saying
you're risking everything.
434
00:20:38,693 --> 00:20:40,761
I'm the decider.
I decide it... It's done.
435
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,625
If there are leaks,
then I will plug them.
436
00:20:43,765 --> 00:20:45,765
Perhaps with the body
of a sacrificed sister.
437

00:20:45,898 --> 00:20:47,761

But who, pray tell...
438
00:20:47,861 --> 00:20:50,011
Maybe someone who's
in charge of the pledges.
439
00:20:50,151 --> 00:20:51,978
Someone whose brother
dated the little spy whore.
440
00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:54,507
Maybe even someone who
was featured in the article.
441
00:20:54,646 --> 00:20:56,646
Let's hope it
won't come to that.
442
00:21:03,706 --> 00:21:05,375
She's delusional.
443
00:21:05,475 --> 00:21:07,475
Like Britney Spears in a barbershop.
444
00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:10,351
She can't see
what's totally obvious.
445
00:21:10,492 --> 00:21:13,946
Like when a guy smells
good and loves Beyonc?.
446
00:21:14,099 --> 00:21:17,757
Okay, you're hugging your
pillow and not wearing earrings.
447
00:21:19,033 --> 00:21:20,901
I broke up with Travis.
448
00:21:21,001 --> 00:21:26,700
Oh, my god, that's
fantastic... Ally sad.
449
00:21:26,921 --> 00:21:28,825
Are you okay?
450

00:21:28,925 --> 00:21:30,875

It needed to happen.
451
00:21:30,975 --> 00:21:32,975
But that's not
why I'm upset.
452
00:21:33,116 --> 00:21:36,033
Is it because you wasted
so many years with him?
453
00:21:36,297 --> 00:21:39,609
No, but I'll add
that to the list.
454
00:21:40,182 --> 00:21:43,040
Which also includes
recently throwing myself
455
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,007
at a gay guy.
456
00:21:45,107 --> 00:21:47,513
Oh, Ash, that's...
457
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,780
So... Weird.
458
00:21:49,948 --> 00:21:51,617
I didn't know he was gay.
459
00:21:51,717 --> 00:21:54,055
And we spent all that time
together, and he never told me.
460
00:21:54,154 --> 00:21:56,164
Wow, Calvin's gay.
461
00:21:57,055 --> 00:21:58,546
How did you guess?
462
00:21:58,547 --> 00:22:01,386
Well, he is your only
friend of the male persuasion.
463
00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:03,097
Ex-friend.

- Ash...
464
00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,987
I made a fool of myself!
465
00:22:05,087 --> 00:22:07,032
Okay, hold on
to your pillow.
466
00:22:07,132 --> 00:22:09,108
I'm going to say
something shocking.
467
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:11,342
Maybe this isn't about you.
468
00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:13,998
He lied to me, he led me on.
469
00:22:14,147 --> 00:22:15,672
This is the Greek system.
470
00:22:15,772 --> 00:22:18,286
We're not always a
beacon of tolerance.
471
00:22:18,451 --> 00:22:21,679
Calvin's probably terrified of
how people will react.
472
00:22:21,847 --> 00:22:25,498
I bet his biggest
fear is that his best friends
473
00:22:25,598 --> 00:22:28,253
will turn their backs on him.
474
00:22:29,132 --> 00:22:31,122
You need your
own talk show.
475
00:22:31,222 --> 00:22:32,632
Yeah...
476
00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:34,860
If only I could solve
this national problem so easily.

477
00:22:34,997 --> 00:22:38,936
Frannie is dangerously close
to getting this sorority shut down.
478
00:22:39,265 --> 00:22:41,657
Well, what would you
do if you were president?
479
00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:43,293
You know, I thought about that.
480
00:22:43,294 --> 00:22:45,076
But it's kinda risky.
481
00:22:45,176 --> 00:22:47,372
Ooh.
Like, deadly?
482
00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:50,538
Like, I could get
kicked out for it.
483
00:22:50,825 --> 00:22:52,650
I'm in.
- Ash...
484
00:22:52,749 --> 00:22:54,340
Look, we're in
this together.
485
00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:56,151
If you go, I go.
486
00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:58,227
And we can rent an
apartment together off campus
487
00:22:58,327 --> 00:23:00,918
and talk trash
about sorority girls.
488
00:23:03,071 --> 00:23:05,389
Okay, here's what I'm thinking...
489
00:23:05,537 --> 00:23:07,480
If we get taken alone...

490
00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:09,435
We should give
admissions tours.
491
00:23:09,535 --> 00:23:10,754
"Welcome to college.
492
00:23:10,755 --> 00:23:13,738
"The food sucks,
the dorm rooms suck,
493
00:23:13,891 --> 00:23:18,033
"the relationships suck!"
- The non-relationships suck.
494
00:23:18,942 --> 00:23:21,655
You know, I expected Ash
to be more open-minded.
495
00:23:21,754 --> 00:23:24,067
You know? Especially
given her fashion sense.
496
00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:26,297
She might have been had
you told her sooner.
497
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:27,856
Yeah.
498
00:23:27,857 --> 00:23:30,594
Well, I guess I need to
rethink my coming out strategy.
499
00:23:31,026 --> 00:23:33,177
I- I just wanted people to
get to know the real me
500
00:23:33,276 --> 00:23:35,276
before I told
'em I was gay, you know?
501
00:23:35,428 --> 00:23:38,095
Ash did, and now she
thinks the real me was a lie.
502

00:23:38,295 --> 00:23:39,706

Mm, it's counterproductive.
503
00:23:39,707 --> 00:23:41,207
Yeah, but you
weren't exactly lying.
504
00:23:41,279 --> 00:23:43,215
You just hadn't shared
the truth with her yet.
505
00:23:43,315 --> 00:23:45,627
In fact, I bet
that's how Jen K feels.
506
00:23:46,443 --> 00:23:47,943
How do you feel?
507
00:23:47,944 --> 00:23:50,000
I mean now that
you know the truth,
508
00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:52,285
you think you
can trust her?
509
00:23:57,178 --> 00:24:01,846
I'm seduced by
your magnificence.
510
00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:05,742
Tortured by your indifference.
511
00:24:05,898 --> 00:24:09,057
My heart is a
political prisoner
512
00:24:09,201 --> 00:24:12,208
enslaved in my chest!
513
00:24:12,352 --> 00:24:14,301
The missile looms.
514
00:24:14,401 --> 00:24:19,036
It overlooks and fights
the enemy it impales!
515

00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:20,919

Were you followed?
516
00:24:21,019 --> 00:24:23,019
You're kidding me, right?
517
00:24:23,249 --> 00:24:24,632
Why am I here?
518
00:24:24,633 --> 00:24:26,219
We needed a Greek-free zone.
519
00:24:26,319 --> 00:24:27,412
Guantanamo!
520
00:24:27,413 --> 00:24:29,166
Listen, we don't have much time.
521
00:24:29,266 --> 00:24:32,214
I need to tell you that
everything in that article was true.
522
00:24:33,319 --> 00:24:36,667
Sorry, I'm just so moved.
523
00:24:37,169 --> 00:24:39,267
Guantanamo.
524
00:24:39,954 --> 00:24:43,597
These girls are my
sisters, my family.
525
00:24:43,756 --> 00:24:45,480
Together, we've built the
best sority on campus,
526
00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:48,417
the crown jewel of
the CRU Greek system.
527
00:24:48,826 --> 00:24:50,522
I know it looks bad.
528
00:24:50,622 --> 00:24:51,778
Bad?
529

00:24:51,779 --> 00:24:53,321

Your ensemble looks bad.
530
00:24:53,421 --> 00:24:55,046
This is a disaster.
531
00:24:55,146 --> 00:24:57,029
But shutting us down
would be devastating...
532
00:24:57,129 --> 00:25:00,557
To me, to my sisters,
and also to Nationals.
533
00:25:00,710 --> 00:25:03,914
Then why have I spent
the day being lied to?
534
00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:07,004
There is leadership at the house
535
00:25:07,176 --> 00:25:09,414
who prefer manipulation
over the truth.
536
00:25:09,558 --> 00:25:10,987
I just want to
save our sorority,
537
00:25:10,988 --> 00:25:12,988
and I have an
exit strategy.
538
00:25:13,157 --> 00:25:16,057
We'll make a sincere public apology.
539
00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:17,726
And?
540
00:25:17,806 --> 00:25:20,214
And next semester,
we'll double our
541
00:25:20,313 --> 00:25:22,584
philanthropy hours
to set a better example.
542

00:25:23,078 --> 00:25:26,084

We need more of a sacrifice.
543
00:25:26,236 --> 00:25:29,012
Maybe we'll cut
our social calendar.
544
00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:30,639
In half?
545
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,723
Better.
546
00:25:31,724 --> 00:25:33,272
But this is a
national scandal.
547
00:25:33,372 --> 00:25:36,551
We have to show our other
chapters and our alumni
548
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,917
that we have zero tolerance
for these activities.
549
00:25:40,054 --> 00:25:43,143
Well, she was my pledge.
550
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:47,580
So for the house, I'm
prepared to take... The fall.
551
00:25:50,474 --> 00:25:53,729
And it is on those terms
that we are willing to give
552
00:25:53,859 --> 00:25:55,159
this house a second chance.
553
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,254
After all,
at Zeta Beta Zeta,
554
00:25:57,394 --> 00:25:59,835
we believe in forgiveness
and redemption.
555

00:26:00,084 --> 00:26:04,012

Okay, well, we'll make
that work, won't we, girls?
556
00:26:04,156 --> 00:26:05,656
Oh, god, I'm so...
- I'm not finished.
557
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:08,737
We cannot afford to let
something like this happen again.
558
00:26:08,886 --> 00:26:12,281
That article exposed
a serious lack of judgment.
559
00:26:12,417 --> 00:26:13,965
And someone must
be held accountable.
560
00:26:14,065 --> 00:26:18,125
Therefore, I have decided that this
chapter needs a regime change.
561
00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:20,710
Frannie, I am removing
you as president,
562
00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:22,653
effective immediately.
563
00:26:22,753 --> 00:26:24,244
You... You can't be serious.
564
00:26:24,245 --> 00:26:27,560
Oh, when it comes to Zeta
Beta Zeta, I'm totally serious.
565
00:26:27,955 --> 00:26:30,628
Everything this sorority has
achieved is because of me.
566
00:26:30,781 --> 00:26:33,437
I've made us the envy
of every girl on campus.
567
00:26:34,351 --> 00:26:36,351
Right, girls?

568
00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:40,181
Tell her.
569
00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:43,473
Rebecca, tell her
how crucial I am.
570
00:26:43,626 --> 00:26:48,211
Sweetie, your devotion to
the sisterhood has been a bit...
571
00:26:49,146 --> 00:26:51,146
Suspect.
572
00:26:52,554 --> 00:26:55,261
I have selected an
interim president...
573
00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:57,755
Someone with the
integrity to lead this house
574
00:26:57,854 --> 00:27:00,987
through this difficult
period until spring elections.
575
00:27:01,147 --> 00:27:03,147
Casey Cartwright.
576
00:27:03,924 --> 00:27:05,924
Me?
577
00:27:09,571 --> 00:27:11,571
Frannie, wait!
578
00:27:12,181 --> 00:27:13,517
Ladies.
579
00:27:13,518 --> 00:27:14,571
Frannie, wait!
580
00:27:14,572 --> 00:27:16,722
Wait, I was just trying
to save Zeta Beta.
581

00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:18,719

I thought she was
gonna kick me out.
582
00:27:18,819 --> 00:27:20,034
I asked her to.
583
00:27:20,035 --> 00:27:23,666
Here's my last tidbit
of wisdom for you, mentee.
584
00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:26,215
I created you.
585
00:27:26,467 --> 00:27:29,454
Therefore, I can destroy you.
586
00:27:44,450 --> 00:27:46,450
Everyone hates me.
587
00:27:46,864 --> 00:27:48,735
My agoraphobic
roommate left our room
588
00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:51,343
for the first time
just to avoid me.
589
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,503
You should come in.
590
00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:00,960
I just had to
talk to someone,
591
00:28:00,961 --> 00:28:03,479
even if all they
said was, "go away. "
592
00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:07,692
everyone else is acting
like I'm on an airplane with TB.
593
00:28:12,737 --> 00:28:14,451
What about your
newspaper friends?
594

00:28:14,551 --> 00:28:17,748

They're all jealous,
because I got a national byline.
595
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:20,850
I really thought I was
doing the right thing.
596
00:28:21,095 --> 00:28:23,095
Doing the right thing...
597
00:28:23,226 --> 00:28:26,153
Is usually the
hardest thing to do.
598
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,720
I really love you, Rusty.
599
00:28:31,831 --> 00:28:33,060
I loved you too.
600
00:28:33,061 --> 00:28:35,061
Loved?
601
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,571
Oh, sorry.
602
00:28:37,572 --> 00:28:39,509
Give us a minute, Dale?
- No.
603
00:28:39,609 --> 00:28:40,879
Dale, you can stay.
604
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,880
Jen's leaving.
605
00:28:45,479 --> 00:28:46,645
Over there.
606
00:28:46,646 --> 00:28:48,646
Oh, right.
607
00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:52,104
Rusty, I really think you
should give this

608
00:28:52,118 --> 00:28:53,656
a little more
consideration.
609
00:28:53,756 --> 00:28:55,052
Consideration?
610
00:28:55,053 --> 00:28:56,168
I wrote a lot of
really good things...
611
00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:58,079
You are the last person
to talk about consideration,
612
00:28:58,179 --> 00:29:00,465
Jen, because I really
wanna believe if you'd given us
613
00:29:00,612 --> 00:29:04,400
any consideration, you never
would've written the article.
614
00:29:04,734 --> 00:29:07,152
Rusty, I...
- No! No.
615
00:29:08,035 --> 00:29:10,264
Good-bye.
616
00:29:27,117 --> 00:29:29,019
I know you probably
don't want to hear this...
617
00:29:29,119 --> 00:29:30,765
No, Dale, I-I don't.
618
00:29:30,865 --> 00:29:33,079
I don't want to hear,
"I told you so. "
619
00:29:38,546 --> 00:29:39,892
What is that?
620
00:29:39,893 --> 00:29:41,393
It's an inspirational poem.

621
00:29:41,485 --> 00:29:43,340
It's about this guy
who's walking along the beach,
622
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,940
and he sees these
footprints in the sand.
623
00:29:44,975 --> 00:29:46,261
Dale...
624
00:29:46,262 --> 00:29:48,797
See, the beach
represents his life. And...
625
00:29:48,943 --> 00:29:50,943
I don't want to
hurt you, Dale.
626
00:29:52,186 --> 00:29:54,972
See, the times... Really
the times that he only thought
627
00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:57,306
there were one
set of footprints...
628
00:30:05,853 --> 00:30:07,068
Oh, excuse me.
629
00:30:07,069 --> 00:30:09,017
Is Calvin Owens here?
630
00:30:09,117 --> 00:30:11,069
Let me check.
631
00:30:11,169 --> 00:30:12,323
Hey, Owens!
632
00:30:12,324 --> 00:30:14,324
Your girlfriend's here!
633
00:30:15,343 --> 00:30:18,366
I just wanted to
give this to him.
634

00:30:20,856 --> 00:30:24,218

Aw, girlfriend brought
him a present.
635
00:30:25,139 --> 00:30:28,330
Okay, I mean seriously,
mature yourself for a moment.
636
00:30:28,502 --> 00:30:30,002
Uh, he's not my boyfriend.
637
00:30:30,074 --> 00:30:31,236
We're just friends.
638
00:30:31,237 --> 00:30:32,737
Hey, I see.
639
00:30:32,755 --> 00:30:34,755
'Cause Calvin is gay.
640
00:30:37,834 --> 00:30:40,790
Oh, my God, you guys know too?
641
00:30:49,845 --> 00:30:55,094
Um...
Or not.
642
00:30:55,358 --> 00:30:59,742
Uh, just tell
him I stopped by.
643
00:31:14,853 --> 00:31:16,336
Get in.
644
00:31:16,337 --> 00:31:17,837
No, Cap, I can't.
645
00:31:17,928 --> 00:31:19,444
I moved my flight up.
There's a cab coming.
646
00:31:19,543 --> 00:31:20,291
I'm done.
647
00:31:20,292 --> 00:31:22,083
Gimme my suitcase back.
- I'll take you to the airport.

648
00:31:22,183 --> 00:31:23,538
Put this on.
649
00:31:23,539 --> 00:31:25,717
It's a blindfold.
- What about the airport?
650
00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:26,643
Get in.
651
00:31:26,644 --> 00:31:29,030
We should probably...
- Get in, pledge!
652
00:31:39,551 --> 00:31:41,303
Please tell me you
didn't take me to Dobler's.
653
00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:43,402
But I'd be lying.
654
00:31:43,552 --> 00:31:45,665
Everyone here knows my
girlfriend wrote the article.
655
00:31:45,819 --> 00:31:46,940
They probably all hate me.
656
00:31:46,941 --> 00:31:48,958
There is only one group
of Greeks that matter,
657
00:31:49,107 --> 00:31:50,500
am I right, pledge?
- Cappie...
658
00:31:50,501 --> 00:31:52,488
And who is that group of Greeks?
- The Kappa Taus.
659
00:31:52,587 --> 00:31:55,673
Do the Kappa Taus care what
other people think about them?
660
00:31:55,772 --> 00:31:57,133
No.

- And are you a Kappa Tau?

661
00:31:57,134 --> 00:31:59,134
Yes.
- So what's the problem?
662
00:31:59,490 --> 00:32:02,905
Fine, I'll stay for a little bit, but
we'll go directly to the airport.
663
00:32:03,073 --> 00:32:04,317
Whatever you say, spitter.
664
00:32:04,318 --> 00:32:06,603
First round's on me.
665
00:32:14,822 --> 00:32:16,759
Hey, Jeannette.
Love your top.
666
00:32:16,859 --> 00:32:18,043
Thank you.
667
00:32:18,044 --> 00:32:21,177
I hate your sorority and
everything you stand for.
668
00:32:21,656 --> 00:32:23,156
Do you know who I am?
669
00:32:23,218 --> 00:32:24,795
Yes!
670
00:32:24,895 --> 00:32:26,953
Well, I have no
idea who you are.
671
00:32:27,128 --> 00:32:29,128
Leave.
672
00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:35,361
Thanks.
673
00:32:35,362 --> 00:32:37,691
Nobody talks like
that to one of my sisters.

674
00:32:38,263 --> 00:32:40,263
Oh, hold on.
675
00:32:40,901 --> 00:32:42,901
M'lady.
676
00:32:45,054 --> 00:32:47,214
Casey's on her way.
She's just waiting for Evan.
677
00:32:47,379 --> 00:32:48,793
All hail the queen.
678
00:32:48,794 --> 00:32:49,651
Well, it looks like
you don't have to be
679
00:32:49,652 --> 00:32:51,259
Frannie's number two after all.
680
00:32:51,359 --> 00:32:52,472
Please.
681
00:32:52,473 --> 00:32:54,473
I'm nobody's number two.
682
00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:57,633
Oh, sorry.
683
00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:59,087
Ash, I'm so sorry...
- Calvin, I'm so sorry...
684
00:32:59,088 --> 00:33:00,131
Wait, why are you sorry?
- No, why are you sorry?
685
00:33:00,132 --> 00:33:01,940
No, just, look.
686
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,040
It wasn't that I...
I didn't want to tell you.
687
00:33:04,139 --> 00:33:05,267
I know, I just...

688
00:33:05,268 --> 00:33:07,107
It's okay, you
don't have to explain.
689
00:33:07,207 --> 00:33:08,850
I'm sorry that I handled it
the way that I did. -No, don't be.
690
00:33:08,949 --> 00:33:11,032
Look, I-I am the one
who was wrong here.
691
00:33:11,173 --> 00:33:12,440
Okay?
692
00:33:12,441 --> 00:33:14,639
I should've just
trusted you. I...
693
00:33:16,141 --> 00:33:18,141
I take it you haven't
been by the house.
694
00:33:18,298 --> 00:33:19,798
No, why?
695
00:33:19,824 --> 00:33:21,447
I...
696
00:33:21,547 --> 00:33:23,547
Might've possibly...
697
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,389
Told them you're gay.
698
00:33:25,390 --> 00:33:26,890
You what?
- Accidentally!
699
00:33:26,936 --> 00:33:28,436
I didn't get to that part yet.
700
00:33:28,510 --> 00:33:30,854
Wait, so after you
thought I spurned you,

701
00:33:31,003 --> 00:33:34,515
you accidentally outed
me to my entire house?
702
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,860
Okay, well, first of all,
no one says "spurned. "
703
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,494
And second, I'm sure
704
00:33:38,495 --> 00:33:40,710
if you just go and talk to...
- I can't believe you.
705
00:33:41,170 --> 00:33:43,486
You know what?
All those "I'm sorry"s?
706
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,640
I take 'em all back.
707
00:33:50,666 --> 00:33:52,666
Is that my little ski bunny?
708
00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:57,422
Ohh.
- Got a carrot for me?
709
00:33:57,575 --> 00:33:59,109
Frannie.
710
00:33:59,209 --> 00:34:00,808
What's up?
711
00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:02,908
Evan.
712
00:34:03,152 --> 00:34:05,632
Evan, Evan, Evan.
713
00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:07,777
Where shall I begin?
714
00:34:08,005 --> 00:34:09,454
Cute pic.

715
00:34:09,455 --> 00:34:12,081
Uh...
Where's Casey?
716
00:34:12,226 --> 00:34:14,313
I love Casey's eyes.
717
00:34:14,459 --> 00:34:17,057
They're so big and innocent.
718
00:34:17,345 --> 00:34:19,345
Like Bambi's.
719
00:34:20,073 --> 00:34:21,225
Do you think you
could look into them
720
00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:23,406
and tell when she's lying?
721
00:34:23,553 --> 00:34:25,553
All right, seriously,
what are you doing here?
722
00:34:25,943 --> 00:34:29,447
Didn't you think it was
a little weird that Casey
723
00:34:29,546 --> 00:34:33,407
stayed with you after the
whole Rebecca Logan sexident?
724
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,362
Not that it's any of your business,
but we worked through that.
725
00:34:36,512 --> 00:34:37,884
It made us stronger.
726
00:34:37,885 --> 00:34:40,710
You are adorably naive.
727
00:34:40,975 --> 00:34:45,892
Listen, Casey has had this
whole thing scripted since day one.

728
00:34:47,323 --> 00:34:49,148
She stayed with you
not because you're Evan,
729
00:34:49,248 --> 00:34:52,028
but because you're Evan Chambers.
730
00:34:52,172 --> 00:34:54,871
Having you on her arm makes
her the "it" girl on campus.
731
00:34:55,058 --> 00:34:56,558
It makes her powerful.
732
00:34:56,584 --> 00:35:00,781
It assures her the
Zeta Beta presidency.
733
00:35:01,435 --> 00:35:03,873
How could you even
think that?
734
00:35:04,022 --> 00:35:06,598
Because I'm the one
who told her to do it.
735
00:35:08,536 --> 00:35:10,750
To her credit,
she wanted to dump you.
736
00:35:10,951 --> 00:35:13,038
But I reminded her
that doing so would
737
00:35:13,137 --> 00:35:16,139
have serious implications
on her social standing.
738
00:35:16,437 --> 00:35:19,263
I dangled the carrot
of Zeta Beta president,
739
00:35:19,403 --> 00:35:22,301
and your little ski
bunny ate it right up.
740
00:35:22,803 --> 00:35:24,803

All right, you

can leave now.
741
00:35:25,609 --> 00:35:27,572
Just one more thing, Evan,
742
00:35:27,672 --> 00:35:31,674
because I'm sensing
you're not 100% convinced.
743
00:35:33,075 --> 00:35:34,633
Deep down in the...
744
00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:37,080
Chambers of your heart,
745
00:35:37,312 --> 00:35:42,231
do you truly believe
Casey's over Cappie?
746
00:35:47,908 --> 00:35:51,171
'Cause I think
she's still under him.
747
00:35:52,065 --> 00:35:54,283
Have a great break.
748
00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:18,391
I was just coming
downstairs to meet you.
749
00:36:19,747 --> 00:36:23,333
Nationals appointed me
president of Zeta Beta.
750
00:36:23,658 --> 00:36:25,658
So they removed Frannie?
751
00:36:26,276 --> 00:36:28,276
Yeah.
752
00:36:29,403 --> 00:36:32,191
What, did you,
like, plan that?
753
00:36:32,341 --> 00:36:35,321
Frannie was trying to stonewall them.

We were gonna get shut down,

754
00:36:35,457 --> 00:36:39,052
so I took matters into my
own hands to save the house.
755
00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:42,075
I never thought it
would go this far.
756
00:36:42,175 --> 00:36:44,175
No, right,
of course you didn't.
757
00:36:44,481 --> 00:36:47,609
I know, I feel
super bad for her.
758
00:36:47,742 --> 00:36:49,723
But I also feel like
this is my chance
759
00:36:49,823 --> 00:36:52,887
to show to everyone
what I have to offer.
760
00:36:54,065 --> 00:36:57,846
Do you think it's wrong
that I'm excited about it?
761
00:36:57,996 --> 00:36:59,496
I mean, it's hard to
tell what's right
762
00:36:59,546 --> 00:37:01,546
and what's wrong anymore.
763
00:37:02,235 --> 00:37:04,558
Uh... What do you mean?
764
00:37:04,930 --> 00:37:08,772
After I cheated on you,
why'd you get back with me?
765
00:37:08,929 --> 00:37:10,929
Because...
766

00:37:13,573 --> 00:37:15,573

I love you.
767
00:37:15,810 --> 00:37:17,457
Why are we talking about this?
768
00:37:17,557 --> 00:37:20,240
So it wasn't so you'd
become sorority president, right?
769
00:37:20,388 --> 00:37:22,388
'Cause that's...
770
00:37:23,179 --> 00:37:25,179
Did Frannie come to you?
771
00:37:25,855 --> 00:37:27,058
Wow, so it is true.
772
00:37:27,059 --> 00:37:28,206
No!
Look...
773
00:37:28,207 --> 00:37:31,120
Frannie told me staying with
you was in my best interest,
774
00:37:31,264 --> 00:37:33,916
but I didn't wanna break
up, I was just hurt.
775
00:37:34,041 --> 00:37:35,261
Really?
776
00:37:35,262 --> 00:37:37,593
What, and Cappie
helped with that?
777
00:37:37,692 --> 00:37:38,813
I mean, it must have been nice
778
00:37:38,814 --> 00:37:41,077
to have a "get in his
pants free" card, huh?
779
00:37:41,326 --> 00:37:44,270
Why are we talking

about this now?

780
00:37:44,369 --> 00:37:45,454
We're past it.
781
00:37:45,455 --> 00:37:47,140
So nothing's happened
between the two of you
782
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:49,670
since you "got even"
with me?
783
00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:53,687
Tell the truth.
784
00:37:56,279 --> 00:37:58,632
When we were working
on our paper together,
785
00:37:59,254 --> 00:38:01,740
we kissed. But it
didn't go any further.
786
00:38:01,839 --> 00:38:03,698
Wait... Look.
Evan, don't go!
787
00:38:03,798 --> 00:38:05,798
Look, I'm wearing your letters.
I'm planning forever with you.
788
00:38:05,924 --> 00:38:08,196
I love you!
- No, you love you!
789
00:38:08,783 --> 00:38:11,493
You love what I can
do for you!
790
00:38:13,688 --> 00:38:15,857
You know, you're
ZBZ president now.
791
00:38:17,012 --> 00:38:19,012
You don't need me anymore.
792

00:38:29,485 --> 00:38:31,485

Hey, guys.
793
00:38:36,374 --> 00:38:39,260
So I guess you
heard I'm gay.
794
00:38:39,486 --> 00:38:41,697
Don't worry,
it's not contagious.
795
00:38:47,221 --> 00:38:49,295
Does anyone wanna talk about it?
796
00:39:21,539 --> 00:39:23,814
Lemme tell you
something, Beaver.
797
00:39:24,086 --> 00:39:25,940
Women.
798
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,850
Women are like ions
in a dense plasma.
799
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:34,109
Bustling along, snatching
up unsuspecting electrons
800
00:39:34,273 --> 00:39:36,830
to make themselves complete.
801
00:39:37,052 --> 00:39:39,863
But your brothers,
we're electrons
802
00:39:40,015 --> 00:39:42,479
in a tenuous plasma.
803
00:39:43,154 --> 00:39:48,788
Whoa. Never tempting
each other to recombine.
804
00:39:48,941 --> 00:39:51,022
Just happily coexisting.
805
00:39:51,566 --> 00:39:54,945

I love you, electron.

806
00:39:55,756 --> 00:39:58,851
I think I'm... Drunk.
807
00:40:01,726 --> 00:40:04,254
Where's my big electron?
808
00:40:06,398 --> 00:40:08,398
Gotta find him.
809
00:40:10,045 --> 00:40:11,899
Gotta find him.
810
00:40:11,999 --> 00:40:13,999
Electron!
811
00:40:14,868 --> 00:40:20,354
Electron!
Electron!
812
00:40:21,816 --> 00:40:23,816
Cappie!
813
00:40:24,671 --> 00:40:26,221
Cappie, I just...
814
00:40:26,321 --> 00:40:30,161
I really wanted to
say that I really...
815
00:40:32,870 --> 00:40:36,518
Oh, God.
816
00:40:37,553 --> 00:40:39,553
Spitter?
- Shh...
817
00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:42,773
You're dreaming.
Go to sleep.
818
00:40:57,972 --> 00:40:59,199
What's this?
819
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,250

It's a break-up first aid kit.

820
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,620
Jagged Little Pill.
821
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,773
If I can't be
there, Alanis can.
822
00:41:10,039 --> 00:41:12,039
Ash...
823
00:41:13,376 --> 00:41:16,707
Mm.
- We'll figure it out.
824
00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:24,610
So...
825
00:41:24,710 --> 00:41:27,144
We took a little detour
last night, huh?
826
00:41:27,393 --> 00:41:29,393
How you feeling?
827
00:41:29,614 --> 00:41:31,794
My eyeballs hurt.
828
00:41:32,904 --> 00:41:35,825
I think something's
growing on my tongue.
829
00:41:36,484 --> 00:41:38,585
And I'm missing one sock.
830
00:41:40,357 --> 00:41:41,885
You still need a
ride to the airport?
831
00:41:41,985 --> 00:41:43,436
I'm just gonna take the bus.
832
00:41:43,437 --> 00:41:45,350
See if I can get a flight on standby.
- Listen,

833
00:41:45,449 --> 00:41:48,657
a funny little thing
happened last night, and...
834
00:41:53,218 --> 00:41:55,090
What are you doing here?
835
00:41:55,190 --> 00:41:57,190
I missed my flight.
836
00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:00,627
You?
837
00:42:00,628 --> 00:42:02,512
Long story.
838
00:42:02,612 --> 00:42:03,869
You want a ride home?
Ten hours.
839
00:42:03,870 --> 00:42:05,459
I'll tell you everything.
840
00:42:05,559 --> 00:42:07,559
Okay.
841
00:42:08,913 --> 00:42:10,635
Listen, take care, spitter.
842
00:42:10,735 --> 00:42:14,044
Remember next semester,
whole new game.
843
00:42:15,069 --> 00:42:16,313
And about last night...
844
00:42:16,314 --> 00:42:18,314
Next semester.
845
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,849
Take care, buddy.
846
00:42:23,850 --> 00:42:27,549
<i>And when the morning
slowly fades to night,</i>

847
00:42:28,324 --> 00:42:30,724
<i>when all you
had just falls apart</i>
848
00:42:30,823 --> 00:42:35,583
<i>and nothing seems to
work out right, you're tryin'...</i>
849
00:42:35,924 --> 00:42:37,924
You ready to get out of here?
850
00:42:38,799 --> 00:42:40,799
Let's go home.
851
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:53,000
<i>And you're still all right..
Yeah, you're still all right..</i>
852
00:42:58,109 --> 00:42:59,609
Don't touch that.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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