Lord of the hymen: finding sperm (your classic black family is sitting at the dinner table) (family of four,

laquisha (mom) jamal (dad) tanisha (daughter) paul (son, youngest)) paul: tanisha! Can you poor me more kool aid! Tanisha: no paul, first finish your bucket of chicken. Then you can slurp the juice from the watermelon. (tanishas parents look at her lovingly) (jamal puts his hand on tanishas hand) jamal: well done tanisha. Your growing up (tanisha cant resist any longer) tanisha: CUM ON MY BOOBS laquisha: TANISHA! That is no way to speak at the dinner table. Tanisha: mooom. Im already 11 and I still havent been f_cked! Laquisha: tanisha, I didnt get any c!ck until I was 12. your time will come. Tanisha: but I want it now! (tanisha grabs her fathers pants) Laquisha: JAMAL! Resist it. (his erection finally subsides) Tanisha: ugh, youre so ancient (tanisha leaves the dinner table and goes to her room) (she turns up the stereo. Alicia keys is on) tanisha: NO ONE! NO ONE! NO OOOOOOOOOOONE! Guy from across the street: SHUT UP! YOU SOUND WHITE! (Tanisha throws her knife at his throat)

(she runs over to the body and starts giving him a handjob to get him hard) (the boys mom walks outside) mom: you killed him. He wont get hard now. Cum inside. My husband is available (tanishas mouth is watering) (her husband turns out to be phillip seymour hoffman) tanisha: OH HELL NAW! Father: dont like it? Here. Let me take you to my grandfather. (he leads her to a Sandra Oh look a like) Tanisha: you expect me to be f_cked by this pencil dick Sandra: CHOPSTICK. You want chopstick? Tanisha: no. I dont want a chopstick Sandra: chickn baw? You want chick baw? Tanisha: no I dont want a chicken Baw Sandra: spring row? You want spring row? Tanisha: I dont want no fucking food (Sandra is offended. She runs into her carriage and drives away. She crashes into a tree and burns to death) (the smell of rice fills the air) (tanisha has an idea) (her teacher is black, obviously, so the next day at school she kills her classmates and seduces him) teacher: (dick is getting hard) tanisha youre only 11 tanisha: yea but I know how to take a dick teacher: k

(tanisha hops on her teacher. she rides his thing for hours. Anally, orally, boobly, anally again, he takes a crap on her chest, she eats it, he pees in her ass, she poos it out, he eats it, then throws it up into her vag and then eats her out. She orgasms. She rides him again. Arches her back, lets her head hang behind her and pours champagne all over her chest) (The police storm in) cop: you are under arrest for giving alcohol to a minor (they handcuff him) (they look at tanisha) cop: and you, youre being arrested for being disgusting. Weve been watching you for the last four hours. I wish my wife was dat dirty (tanisha hops on) (they f_ck for hours and hours. She squirts into his ass, eats it out, then puts it into his mouth. He ejaculates into her ear. She manoevers the semen into her mouth and swallows. It digests and then she craps it out onto his chest. She rolls around in it.) cop: that was nice, but your still going to jail. (they arrive at the station to a cell filled with at least 20 black men) tanisha: this will be fun TO BE CONTINUED