AN ENGLISH RESTAURANT

A:WAITER!I’D LIKE THE MENU,PLEASE.

B:HERE YOU ARE,SIR

A:THANK’S.... I’D YOU LIKE SOME SOUP...

B:TOMATO SOUP?
 A:YES,PLEASE...AND I’D LIKE LIKE A STEAK
B:RARE,MEDIUM OR WELL DONE?

A:MEDIUM,PLEASE
B:WICH VEGETABLES WOULD YOU LIKE?
A:I’D LIKE SOME POTATOS,SOME PEAS AND A SALAD,PLEASE
B:CERTAINTLY,SIR
•A:OH,AND I’D LIKE SOME WINE
•B:WICH WINE WOULD YOU LIKE,SIR?
•A:A BOTTLE OF RED WINE PLEASE
 ELTON KASH
LOOK AT THIS MAN
HE’S ELTON KASH
HE’S A POP STAR

HE’S VERY RICH AND FAMOUS

LOOK AT HIS HOUSE
ITS LARGE AND EXPENSIVE
ANS THERE’S A SWIMING POOL IN THE
GARDEN
THERE ARE TEN BEDROOMS IN THE HOUSE
ELTON’S CARS’S AMERICAN
ITS’ A 1978 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL
IT’S FAST AND COMFORTABLE
IN HIS CAR THERE’S A RADIO,A
STEREO,CASSETLE PLAYER,A COCKRALL
CABINET,A CIGER LIGHTER ANSD ELECTRIC
WINDOWS
BUT ELTON ISN’T HAPPY
HE’D LIKE A ROLLS ROYCE
 MR WILSON

LOOK AT THIS MAN

HE’S MR WILSON
HE’S A TEACHER
HE’S VERY POOR AND HE ISN’T FAMOUS

LOOK AT HIS HOUSE

IT’S SMALL AND CHEAP AND THERE ISN’T A
GARDEN
THERE ARE ONLY TWO BEDROOMS IN THE
HOUSE
MR WILSON’S CAR’S ENGLISH
ITS SLOW AND UNCOMFORTABLE
IN HIS CAR THERE ISN’T RADIO OR CASSETE
PLAYER....THERE’S AN ENGINE A STEERING
WHEEL,AND THERE ARE FOUR WHEELS AND
TWO DOORS.
MR.WILSON ISN’T HAPPY
HE’D LIKE A NEW MINI