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Manual On How To Dispose A Dead Body
Manual On How To Dispose A Dead Body
Body
Hypothetically Speaking
NO!!
I WILL DEAL WITH THIS!
Step 1
Were going to need a few things.
• Shovel
• Large Garbage Bag
• Sodium Hydroxide (NaOH)
Step 2 (Placement)
Where going to have to place the dead body in the large
garbage bag.
Step 3
Take the body that’s now in the bag and we need to take it to a
REMOTE LOCATION
Such as a Forrest, Swamp or any place where there is NO human
activity.
Step 4
Set the body down at your remote location and open the bag so you
can put the SODIUM HYDROXIDE on the body.
Step 5
We now need to DIG a whole to put the body in.
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Step 6
Once the hole is finished, we must place the body inside the hole and
fill it up.
Step 7 (CONGRATS)
CONGRATULATIONS you have officially buried your first body.
In only a few hours the SODIUM HYDROXIDE will kick in and the
body will DECOMPOSE eliminating all evidence the man existed.
Cautions
• You could go to jail for murder
• You could go to jail for having a dead person in your house
• You could go to jail for burying a guy
• Make sure to wear goggles when dealing with the Sodium
Hydroxide